Charas-Project

Off-Topic => All of all! => Topic started by: Grandy on October 22, 2012, 07:08:15 PM

Title: 'S the Goddamn Charas Soaps!
Post by: Grandy on October 22, 2012, 07:08:15 PM: I suppose I'll have to resort to talking to you guys again.

*deep sigh*
Title: Re: Gamefaqs is down. As is Minecraft.
Post by: Archem on October 22, 2012, 07:52:53 PM: Oh. Great. This is good, timing, because I have something to tell you.

You may want to take a seat.

Grandy, I'm... I'm pregnant. And...

It's not your child.
Title: Re: Gamefaqs is down. As is Minecraft.
Post by: Felix-0 on October 22, 2012, 08:42:05 PM: I noticed that Minecraft was down, hopefully they'll update soon. Jerks.
Title: Re: Gamefaqs is down. As is Minecraft.
Post by: MissingName on October 22, 2012, 08:56:10 PM: No Mincegtr. Welp, time to set fire to the neighborhood again.
Title: Re: Gamefaqs is down. As is Minecraft.
Post by: Felix-0 on October 22, 2012, 09:16:08 PM: Quote from: MissingName on October 22, 2012, 08:56:10 PM
No Mincegtr. Welp, time to set fire to the neighborhood again.
Minecegtr, holy balls dat typo.
Title: Re: Gamefaqs is down. As is Minecraft.
Post by: MissingName on October 22, 2012, 09:28:45 PM: Quote from: Felix-0 on October 22, 2012, 09:16:08 PM
Minecegtr, holy balls dat typo.

[spoiler]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LcyjVMI8kQ&list=FLw8VklgfXaunaNb4HFmEvfw&index=83&feature=plpp_video[/spoiler]

A friend of mine trying to make a really bad Minecraft LP. (Swearing and general stupidity.)
Title: Re: Gamefaqs is down. As is Minecraft.
Post by: Grandy on October 22, 2012, 10:01:26 PM: Quote from: Archem on October 22, 2012, 07:52:53 PM
Oh. Great. This is good, timing, because I have something to tell you.

You may want to take a seat.

Grandy, I'm... I'm pregnant. And...

It's not your child.

YOU WHORE

YOU SAID THE LAST THREE TIMES WERE THE LAST TIMES!
Title: Re: Gamefaqs is down. As is Minecraft.
Post by: Archem on October 22, 2012, 11:45:29 PM: I'm sorry! I couldn't help it! They asked really politely! I thought you'd be happy with my courteous coitus!
Title: Re: Gamefaqs is down. As is Minecraft.
Post by: Grandy on October 23, 2012, 12:59:02 AM: I AM! THAT DOES NOT MEAN I AM NOT ANGRY ALSO!
Title: Re: Gamefaqs is down. As is Minecraft.
Post by: Archem on October 23, 2012, 02:10:31 AM: Maybe I shouldn't tell you the rest of the story, since you're so angry at me for having some fun around here with your brother for once during this sham of a marriage!

*GASP!*
Title: Re: Gamefaqs is down. As is Minecraft.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on October 23, 2012, 01:57:44 PM: Sit down, Archem and Grandy. I'll be your counciller for the next few days and we'll see if we can get through this together.

Now I know you both have said some nasty things, but I think that deep down you still deeply care for each other. A relationship is about honesty and transparency so perhaps instead of shouting you could listen to what another has to say?

I'd like Grandy to go first.
Title: Re: Gamefaqs is down. As is Minecraft.
Post by: drenrin2120 on October 23, 2012, 05:21:43 PM: *Grabs popcorn and a seat
Title: Re: Gamefaqs is down. As is Minecraft.
Post by: MissingName on October 23, 2012, 05:35:41 PM: *Pours glass of scotch and sits on nearby bar stool*
Title: Re: Gamefaqs is down. As is Minecraft.
Post by: Grandy on October 24, 2012, 11:17:05 AM: Quote from: Moosetroop11 on October 23, 2012, 01:57:44 PM
Sit down, Archem and Grandy. I'll be your counciller for the next few days and we'll see if we can get through this together.

Now I know you both have said some nasty things, but I think that deep down you still deeply care for each other. A relationship is about honesty and transparency so perhaps instead of shouting you could listen to what another has to say?

I'd like Grandy to go first.

honesty and transparecy... fine, let's give it a shot.

Archem, I'll be hones, I just got togheter with you because of your massive wealth and poor health. Then you BROKE IT UP wating all your money into finding a cure for it!
Title: Re: Gamefaqs is down. As is Minecraft.
Post by: Archem on October 24, 2012, 06:26:41 PM: Well I only married you because you said you were the mayor and had a blimp! At least I wasn't lying about my combination of things! And what about that WHORE you always parade around with? What's her name? Agatha?
Title: Re: Gamefaqs is down. As is Minecraft.
Post by: Grandy on October 24, 2012, 08:53:37 PM: HEY! You leave Agatha OUT OF THIS!

It is not my fault you are so FAT that I am ashamed to be seen with you and have to find someone else!
Title: Re: Gamefaqs is down. As is Minecraft.
Post by: Archem on October 24, 2012, 09:10:10 PM: I'm only fat because you can't afford to pay for that surgery I need! You're too busy pissing all your money away on that SLUT! She's just going to die in about three years anyway! Why is she so much better than me?!

And for your information, it's baby weight for that baby that ISN'T YOURS!
Title: Re: Gamefaqs is down. As is Minecraft.
Post by: drenrin2120 on October 24, 2012, 09:43:26 PM: 0_0

**** just got REEEEEEEEEAL.

Moose, where are ya? MOOSE?!
Title: Re: Gamefaqs is down. As is Minecraft.
Post by: Grandy on October 24, 2012, 11:18:11 PM: Quote from: Archem on October 24, 2012, 09:10:10 PM
I'm only fat because you can't afford to pay for that surgery I need! You're too busy pissing all your money away on that SLUT! She's just going to die in about three years anyway! Why is she so much better than me?!

And for your information, it's baby weight for that baby that ISN'T YOURS!

I would have the money for the surgery if you hadn't spent all your money that I was going to use! And goddamn I hope she dies in three years! At least SHE will know when to DIE and leave ME her MONEY, unlike SOMEONE here!
Title: Re: Gamefaqs is down. As is Minecraft.
Post by: Archem on October 24, 2012, 11:29:06 PM: You would want her to die, wouldn't you? Well I've got news for you, buster! She's already dead, because I killed her!

*gasp!*

I... I'm sorry. It was a hit and run last week, when she was part-way through amending her will to include you. She never finished it. I'M SORRY!
Title: Re: Gamefaqs is down. As is Minecraft.
Post by: SaiKar on October 25, 2012, 12:28:11 AM: I feel like we're making real progress here.
Title: Re: Gamefaqs is down. As is Minecraft.
Post by: Grandy on October 25, 2012, 12:57:36 AM: Well jokes on you Archem, SHE WAS THE FATHER OF YOUR BABY! AND ALSO, MY BROTHER!
Title: Re: Gamefaqs is down. As is Minecraft.
Post by: fruckert on October 25, 2012, 02:05:56 AM: Who needs soap operas?
Title: Re: Gamefaqs is down. As is Minecraft.
Post by: Archem on October 25, 2012, 02:30:38 AM: Grandy, I'm leaving you... For your estranged father who you thought was dead until he returned from the congo!

*pipe organ goes nuts with dramatic timing*
Title: Re: Gamefaqs is down. As is Minecraft.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on October 25, 2012, 02:34:14 AM: Good, now we've opened up a little. Don't you feel better?

Don't be hasty, Archem. As a ~~failed~~ ~~vetinary~~ psyciatrist, I can see a lot of good here. Archem, you say that this Agatha is dead? That takes her out of the equation then! And Grandy, Archem could honestly die any minute. The illness, coupled with all that fat, is a sure fire way to the last of that will-money.

But most importantly, and something I feel we can all draw positive energy from. You're currently in a relationship! Hell, I'd kill for one of those right now.

"Swigs from a bottle of jack*
Title: Re: Gamefaqs is down. As is Minecraft.
Post by: Archem on October 25, 2012, 03:24:04 AM: What he isn't telling you is that he just lost our unborn child to a loan shark in exchange for not paying them back! And it's twins! And one of them is his!
Title: Re: Gamefaqs is down. As is Minecraft.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on October 25, 2012, 04:47:08 AM: *Slams down the bottle* Okay, you forced my hand! I didn't want to tell you this, but I am from the future and the other one of those twin babies... Was me!
Title: Re: Gamefaqs is down. As is Minecraft.
Post by: drenrin2120 on October 25, 2012, 04:56:38 AM: To be honest, I don't know why I thought I could take a baby in exchange for cash and turn a profit. Probably my worst business decision.
Title: Re: 'S the Goddamn Charas Soaps!
Post by: Grandy on October 31, 2012, 09:43:30 PM: Quote from: Archem on October 25, 2012, 02:30:38 AM
Grandy, I'm leaving you... For your estranged father who you thought was dead until he returned from the congo!

*pipe organ goes nuts with dramatic timing*

Jokes on you, he's also my brother!
Title: Re: 'S the Goddamn Charas Soaps!
Post by: Archem on November 01, 2012, 02:01:18 AM: Man to woman to horse to broom on Family Guy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwre56HczMg#ws)