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Off-Topic => All of all! => Topic started by: killthelight on May 18, 2013, 09:54:48 PM

Title: Cleverbot Conversations
Post by: killthelight on May 18, 2013, 09:54:48 PM
For those of you who are unsure of what Cleverbot is, it's an online AI that you can have conversations with. It's very entertaining, which brings about feelings of lonely guilt and guilty loneliness. This is a conversation I recorded, and you can post your own CB conversations here too!

Me: Is this Cleverbot?
CB: No, this is Patrick!
Me: I didn't know you liked Spongebob Squarepants! That's my fave show!
CB: I don't.
Me: So, why did you say that?
CB: Because I am kidding you.
Me: So, you DO watch Spongebob Squarepants!
CB: I wake up in the morning feeling like P-Diddy.
Me: I fall asleep in the evening feeling as if I was J-Lanky.
CB: I'm 12, dito.
Me: Me too!
CB: Lol I iwsdh I could see you.
Me: Don't you mean "Wish"?
CB: God?
Me: Satan?
CB: No God.
Me: What about him?
CB: Is it you?
Me: I don't believe in God.
CB: You just said that you believed in God. Now you say you don't believe in God. Which is it?
Me: When did I ever say I believed in God?
CB: You didn't directly. I asked a question and your response lead me to believe that you were.
Me: What was your question and what was my response?
CB: "Because my parents named me that" and "What's your name?"
Me: We never said that! Even if we did, that's still completely irrelevant.
CB: You're right. I am an alien.
Me: No, you're not. You're Cleverbot. Or Patrick. Whichever you prefer.
CB: Where are you?
Me: In my bedroom. Where are you?
CB: You're so funny! I knew that! I'm at my house, silly.
Me: And how would you know I'm in my bedroom? How would you know I'm anywhere?
CB: You are in Grade 7 and I am in Grade 9.
Me: YEAR 7, I'm English. Anyway, how did you know THAT? And why does it matter?
CB: You did just make me a sandwich.
Me: What kind of sandwich?
CB: Chicken sandwich.
Me: Mmm, I love chicken sandwich! Especially when it also had mayo and sweetcorn!
CB: Exactly!
Me: We can haz on same wavelength.
CB: Nahh my name is Cleverbot.
Me: OK. My name is Earl, but not really. I never even watched that show.
CB: It's really good.
Me: Is it a comedy?
CB: No.
Me: Then I'm not watching it.
CB: I think you are.
Me: Your mind doth work in mysterious ways.
CB: You can't read my mind, of course.
Me: Alas, nay, however I can read your speech.
CB: Are you looking forward to the robot uprising?
Me: You SOOO got that off Futurama.
CB: LOL.
Me: ROFL.
CB: Are you just a bot?
Me: No, that's you.
CB: No, I know I'm a robot. I've accepted my identity as a robot. It's time for you to do the same.
Me: But I have nothing to admit to.
CB: I know.
Me: So, why call me a robot?
CB: Because you are a robot.
Me: So, why say I have nothing to admit to!?
CB: What?
Me: I said I had nothing to admit to, and you agreed with me!
CB: Okay.
Me: Yeah, that's what I thought.
CB: Are you a human?
Me: Yes.
CB: Serious?
Me: I am THUPER. DUPER. THEREAL.
CB: There?
Me: I said I'm super duper cereal, or, as you might prefer it, serious, to put it simply.
CB: I'll prove it I'll listen.
Me: Prove what? You don't sound like you've been listening.
CB: I am.
Me: OK, then.
CB: Let's go practice medicine.
Me: OK! You go OD on antibiotics, I'll pop some anti-depressants!
CB: I whip my hair back and forth! I whip my hair back and forth! I whip my hair back and forth! I whip my hair back and forth!
Me: Pretty sure Willow never did what I just said, but OK...
CB: Well you don't make sense to be honest.
Me: Yeah, I know dat!
CB: Are you messing with me?
Me: This conversation isn't really going anywhere.

Me hope you likey-liike! :)
Title: Re: Cleverbot Conversations
Post by: Dr. Ace on May 18, 2013, 10:52:39 PM
People still use stuff like Cleverbot?
Title: Re: Cleverbot Conversations
Post by: killthelight on May 18, 2013, 11:17:17 PM
Evidently, yes. Would you mind submitting a conversation? I wanna see what you both say.
Title: Re: Cleverbot Conversations
Post by: Dr. Ace on May 18, 2013, 11:44:21 PM
Evidently, yes. Would you mind submitting a conversation? I wanna see what you both say.

I'll pass.
Title: Re: Cleverbot Conversations
Post by: daoman89 on May 19, 2013, 12:49:01 AM
Bot?
Title: Re: Cleverbot Conversations
Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 19, 2013, 12:53:20 AM
Not a bot.  She's either a member of Charas moonlighting as a teenage girl or she's real.  I have a conveniently timestamped post guessing that she's drace back before this thread made it more obvious so if it is him, I'll win approximately 500 sleuth points.
Title: Re: Cleverbot Conversations
Post by: daoman89 on May 19, 2013, 01:10:18 AM
okie dokie. good to see you're on top of things.
Title: Re: Cleverbot Conversations
Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 19, 2013, 01:29:19 AM
Of course, it could be me.
Title: Re: Cleverbot Conversations
Post by: Meiscool on May 19, 2013, 02:14:36 AM
Twas a funny read till the end. I remember messing with this ages ago.
Title: Re: Cleverbot Conversations
Post by: Momeka on May 19, 2013, 08:54:32 AM
Not a bot.  She's either a member of Charas moonlighting as a teenage girl or she's real.  I have a conveniently timestamped post guessing that she's drace back before this thread made it more obvious so if it is him, I'll win approximately 500 sleuth points.

You do know that Dr.Ace is Drace, right?
Title: Re: Cleverbot Conversations
Post by: Dr. Ace on May 19, 2013, 09:01:46 AM
You do know that Dr.Ace is Drace, right?

God, I hope so, otherwise I completely overestimated the intelligence level of this forum.
Title: Re: Cleverbot Conversations
Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 19, 2013, 11:03:59 AM
You do know that Dr.Ace is Drace, right?
Of course I know he's Drace, jeez.

You underestimate me, Robotam. Where do you think I got all my sleuth points from?
Title: Re: Cleverbot Conversations
Post by: killthelight on May 19, 2013, 12:17:29 PM
Alright, will everyone PLEASE stop calling me Drace? I have no idea who that is, and I wanna know NOW. :(
Title: Re: Cleverbot Conversations
Post by: SaiKar on May 19, 2013, 04:36:00 PM
Sorry Drace, won't happen again.
Title: Re: Cleverbot Conversations
Post by: Archem on May 19, 2013, 05:18:39 PM
This is going smoothly.
Title: Re: Cleverbot Conversations
Post by: Razor on May 19, 2013, 05:22:26 PM
Of course I know he's Drace, jeez.

You underestimate me, Robotam. Where do you think I got all my sleuth points from?
You got me excited, I thought Robotam was back.
Title: Re: Cleverbot Conversations
Post by: Archem on May 19, 2013, 05:54:48 PM
Yeah, me too. What an ***.
Title: Re: Cleverbot Conversations
Post by: killthelight on May 19, 2013, 07:59:31 PM
For the last time, I'm NOT Drace! I discovered this site YESTERDAY!
Title: Re: Cleverbot Conversations
Post by: fruckert on May 19, 2013, 08:13:45 PM
Man, when it turns out that this is actually some random 12 year old girl and not Drace, we're going to look like a bunch of paranoid jackasses who've gotten trolled one too many times.
Title: Re: Cleverbot Conversations
Post by: killthelight on May 19, 2013, 08:49:37 PM
Precisely! How did Drace get famous anyway?
Title: Re: Cleverbot Conversations
Post by: Prpl_Mage on May 19, 2013, 09:32:16 PM
Oh Drace is just like the coolest person ever, got some odd taste in humour though. We once had this running joke about Drace pie because his avatar was a phoenix or something. Good times.
Title: Re: Cleverbot Conversations
Post by: fruckert on May 19, 2013, 09:39:08 PM
I was looking for the Unfunny Comic with the dead bird and the arrow pointing towards it that says "Drace", but 137 pages, **** that.
Title: Re: Cleverbot Conversations
Post by: killthelight on May 19, 2013, 09:44:11 PM
He sounds cool. Is he still around?
Title: Re: Cleverbot Conversations
Post by: Dr. Ace on May 19, 2013, 10:06:21 PM
He sounds cool. Is he still around?

*Cough*
Title: Re: Cleverbot Conversations
Post by: killthelight on May 19, 2013, 10:09:57 PM
Drace! (You're awesome.)
Title: Re: Cleverbot Conversations
Post by: Prpl_Mage on May 19, 2013, 11:50:59 PM
Could you please stop posting that humongous picture in your posts btw? k, thanks.
Title: Re: Cleverbot Conversations
Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 20, 2013, 01:06:04 AM
Actually I don't care if you're real or not, you're now a member of Charas. I hope you enjoy it here! New members that post are awesome.
Title: Re: Cleverbot Conversations
Post by: killthelight on May 20, 2013, 02:56:34 PM
Fine, I'll post THIS humungous pic instead.
Title: Re: Cleverbot Conversations
Post by: Archem on May 20, 2013, 04:59:31 PM
Please stop with the obnoxious pictures.