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Off-Topic => All of all! => Forum gaming => Topic started by: Osmose on December 15, 2004, 02:18:51 AM
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Okay, so let's stick with a winning formula. No serious RPing or even references to Rendersa, unless it's funny. Or painful to someone.
For those unfamiliar with the Big Emerald, you just need to post on how YOU steal the Emerald from the last guy who had it. Don't get too seriously into it or detailed, as that's how the first Big Emerald was killed. Also, you cannot sell the Emerald.
Moose walks along when he sees a large shiny thingie. He picks it up and recognizies it as the Big Emerald.
Moose(in a Boris-type evil russian voice): Ah, zee emerald iz mine! I shall sell it for lotz of zee moneyz!!
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Grandy jumps from the top of a tree and lands in Osmosse's head, Osmoose fall unconsious and Grandy takes the emerald
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Glitch jumps out of a bush and kicks Grandy in the nuts, while Grandy lies on the ground crying he runs off with the big emerald
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Osmose takes a big stick and taps Glitch on his opposite shoulder, grabs the Emerald, and then takes Glitch out Jackie Chan style.
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VulcanRaven runs up to him, then with a BIG fist, punches Osmoose in the face. Osmoose's nose is instantly broken, he falls slowly, still clutching the emerald. VulcanRaven then yanks the emerald out of osmoose's hand, not only did he yank the emerald, but osmooses HAND!
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Originally posted by Osmose
Osmose takes a big stick and taps Glitch on his opposite shoulder, grabs the Emerald, and then takes Glitch out Jackie Chan style.
(Jackye Chan style? Punch the wall and shake the hands?)
Grandy put a handgun aiming to Ravem's head and say "Gimme the esmerald or you're dead", takes the smerald and pull the trigger, come out an flag writtem "BANG!!!" Grandy rum away
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Os-****ing-mose builds himself a new hand and turns it into a megaman cannon and blasts everyone to hell, than takes the emerald.
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VulcanRaven's Spirit floats on and catches a body of a Raven. He enlarges with power, then swoops down on osmoose and pecks at his body, he manages to catch him and flies high into the air, VulcanRaven swallows the esmerald, then lets osmoose drop down into the earth. VulcanRaven flies off into the night with perfect camaflough.
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(in hell)
Grandy makes a pact with the devil, so he return to life, with the esmerald in his hand.
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STOP WITH THE FUGGIN WORD CHANGING! MY NAME IS OSMOSE OR MOOSE, AND IT'S AN EMERALD! YOU'RE SO FREAKING ANNOYING!
Moose has a coniption fit and stabs Grandy in the chest, then sticks a few bees in it, whilst taking the Emerald and escaping on a pogo stick.
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Osmose pogos right into a trap hole dug by Tomi, Tomi grabs the Emerald, and runs away to sell his new treasure.
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Snake Eater, who is watching form far away, shoots Tomi with a sniper and runs to go get it. Snake Eater get it and run away.
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Originally posted by Osmose
STOP WITH THE FUGGIN WORD CHANGING! MY NAME IS OSMOSE OR MOOSE, AND IT'S AN EMERALD! YOU'RE SO FREAKING ANNOYING!
Dont need to be so angry, my bad, its emerald, not eSmerald, what is the same thing in 99% of the world, and just have a "s"
Snake Eater goes to the shop, the owner is witha black cloak, he jumps and steal the emerald and run away, the true owner fall from the closet, gagged (is this the word? I dont know really that much english)
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Snake Eater runs after Grandy with a RPG once he figures out it was him who stole it and blasts Grandy away. Snake Eater grabs the emerald and runs
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Xen transforms into a large dragon and roars at Snake Eater. Snake Eater isn't scared by Xen however, and runs past him. Xen engulfs Snake Eater in flames, grabs the emerald and begins to fly away.
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*Shoots down Xen's right wing with a rifle that I was holding for someone else, I swear.*
Red: Heheh, now to take the esaremamemerald!
Osmoooosse: STOPPIT!
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*uses a big bomb to blow up Warxe's gang, as it's unfair to us less fortunate ones*
Moose: That's what I thought, HO!
*grabs Red's head, thinking it's the emerald and runs into the ocean, and starts swimming for Mexico*
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*Would have said, well at least I still got you, emerald, but head is missing*
*Somewhere in mexico*
Moose: I'd like to buy everything you have, in exchange for this emera- what the?!
Red ('s head): Ha! You grabbed my head in your rush! Now I have the precious emerald in my sight! Uhm, grasp!
Moose: Ay-iy-iy!
*Rushes off to get the emerald, but leaves the head on the counter.*
Red ('s head): Hey! You forgot me! HEY! HEY!!
Guy: Sooo... you buying anything?
Red ('s head): I dunno, swivel me round so I can see the sign.
*Swivel*
*Sign reads: McDonalds.*
Red (assume all reds are red's head, damnit): Why would I want that, moron?! I'm a head! I don't have a stomach! Actually... I never had a stomach.
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*Xen is lying on the floor near Red's body screaming and shouting*
Xen: AGGGHHHH!!! THE PAIN!!! IT HURTS!!!! STUPID RED BLASTING MY WING WITH A RIFLE!!!
*Xen looks at Red and notices he is missing his head*
Xen: Stupid Red...Hey wait! I can just reform my wounds so that I won't be hurt anymore! *slaps head* Stupid me!
*Xen reforms his wounds*
Xen: Oh look! Red's body is holding that emerald! Without his stupid head, his body is useless!
*Xen goes to take the emerald from Red's body, but Red's body keeps a firm grip on the emerald. Xen cannot get the emerald off Red's body
Xen: GIVE ME THE EMERALD DAMMIT!!!!
*Xen tries harder and harder, but the body doesn't let go*
Xen: ARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STUPID RED'S BODY!!!!!!
*Xen grabs Red's body and begins flying out to sea, towards Mexico (for some reason which I don't feel like telling). After a while, he throws Red's body away*
Xen: Keep your stupid emerald then!
MEANWHILE...AT MCDONALDS IN MEXICO
Red: I'm pretty stuck here...
*Red's body comes crashing through the door, near to Red's head*
Red: Hey! My body has come to save me! Finally!
*Red's head bounces onto Red's body and Red becomes normal again*
Red: Cool! I have the emerald too!
BACK TO XEN
Xen: I just made a mistake...Now, because I threw Red's body at the sea, his body should be at the bottom of the sea, but, if by some bizzare chance, the body has SOMEHOW reached Red's head and now Red is complete once again with the emerald....
*Xen thinks about this and realises it is a Forum Game*
Xen: Red has the emerald....
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Ronald McDonald steals the emerald by throwing hanburgers and cheeseburgers at Red
Red: WTF?
Ronald McDonald*Throw away the costume*: It's me! Grandy!
Red: What you're doing in Mexico?
Grandy: Well... its afunny story... you see, all started when I was 9, I aw-
*Grandy notices the emerald is gone and Red too*
Grandy: D'oh!
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*Xen comes crashing through the roof of McDonalds*
Xen: Stupid McDonalds with their 100% beef burgers, made up of 100% cow...
Grandy: How did you know Red was here Xen?
Xen: What're you talking about? I just hate McDonalds so I decided to crush this puny place! *pauses* Red was here?
Grandy: Yep.
Xen: OUTTA MY WAY!!!!
*Xen flies away in a random direction*
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Grandy follow Red trace, and found Red sleeping hugging the emerald, Grandy steal the emerald from Red without he notices
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There is a person nearby sleeping peacefully. All of a sudden his face does that matrix thing and he turns into MT11.
MT11: "Mr Grandyson! welcome back! We've missed you."
*Matrix music starts, MT11 slow motion shoots Grandy :para: Then takes emeralderalderalderald*
MT11: *Running off with Emeralderalderalderald* "Meheheh! Take that Osmooz!"
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*Xen somehow tracks the location of the emerald and flies there*
Xen: I have found the emerald, but there is yet another person standing in my way.
MT11: *sees Xen* AHHHH!!!! A DRAGON!!!!!! RUN!!!!
*MT11 runs away from Xen*
Xen: Uggghhh....why are some people always scared of me? *looks at self with mirror* It's the eyes! Those evil, red, glowing eyes! Stupid eyes...
*Xen throws the mirror away and flies after MT11*
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MT11: Think, what would Indiana Jones do in this situation?
Indie: Hey kid, use your whip!
MT11: Of course! *Uses tail as whip* Back, vile dragon!
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*jumps into a Metal Gear Rex and starts stomping on Moosetroop*.
Snake Eater: HAHA!!! I got emerald *picks it up*
*Runs with his snake....erm...tail between his legs*
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*Xen halts*
Xen: Hmmm.....Metal Gear Rex....I'm not getting that emerald so easy...
Snake Eater: Where's your precious emerald now Xen?
Xen: You have it.
Snake Eater: Enough of this talk!
*Snake Eater uses the Metal Gear Rex to run away. Xen flies after it*
Xen: Get outta that machine dammit!
Snake Eater: Better safe than sorry!
Xen: Be safe from this!
*Xen charges up a fireball and shoots it at the Metal Gear Rex. It has no effect. The Metal Gear Rex fires many homing rockets at Xen*
Xen: Uh oh.
*The rockets hit Xen*
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*Grandy jumps in the emerald, and is atracted with it to the fort*
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*Xen battles with Drake*
Xen: DIE!!!
Drake: DIE!!!
Xen: DIE!!!
Drake: DIE!!!
Xen: DIE!!!
Drake: DIE!!!
Xen: Errm....maybe we should at least fight?
Drake: Yeah...good idea!
*silence*
Drake: Who's gonna strike first though?
Xen: Well I ain't!
Drake: I ain't either!
Xen: You should strike first!
Drake: No, you should!
Xen: You sh..*notices Grandy run past with the emerald*....Hello?
Grandy: Uh oh.
*Xen flies at Grandy and snatches the emerald*
Xen: Woohoo! The emerald is mine...once again!
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*Grandy jumps and hold Xen's tail*
Xen: Get off! *start to shake the tail*
*The odin fort pursue Xen and Grandy*
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Random Guy1: Hey. Look there.
Random Guy2: Is that a dragon holding a emerald, with a man holdin in his tail, pursued by a flying fort?
Random Guy1: Yeah.
Random Guy2: So what? This kind of stuff is rather common around here
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*Moose lights a nuclear fart on fire and burns all but the emerald*
Moose - VICTORY IS MINE! *sells the emerald to a shady mexican and uses the money on beer and hookers*
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*Reminds moose that you can never sell the emerald, as stated in original rules*
Hooker: Hey! This emerald has a no resale tag! Take your crap somewhere else!
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*Punches out the hooker and grabs emerald*
HAHA!!! I got the emerald!!
*hids under a cardboard box so no one will see him*
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Moose: Huh? What was that?
*walks around to where he heard sound*
*sees a box, looks at it, and kicks it*
*lifts up box*
*Moose runs to back of room*
Moose: It's the enemy!
*alarm sounds, and as Snake Eater ducks for cover, more troops come to support*
*Snake Eater drops the emerald and dives under a table*
*no one can find Snake Eater, but the terrorists take the Emerald*
Man on Radio: Search team, come back at once. Guard team, stay alert.
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*snake grabs stinger(rocket launcher) and locks on to the guards.*
BAM!!! All the guards then explode and Snake Eater grabs the emerald and puts on the stealth suit.
"hehehe...I win!"
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Moose: Cheater! Using the stealth suit is taboo in the MGS world, as only losers rely on it.
*grabs emerald and shoots Snake Eater*
Moose: Besides, it's easy to see someone with the cloaking suit.
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*Uses Cure menu to heal himself and runs in the direction Osmose went*
*!* Snake Eater sees Osmose......
*Grabs Osmose and interegates him*
Snake Eater: Tell me something...
Osmose: Eating mooses give you the most stamina....
*slits Osmose's neck and grabs emerald*
*runs*
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VulcanRaven Goes up to snake eater and yells "Eat this!" He pulls out his giant gun and blows Snakeeater away. After snakeeater is shot, he flies 4 feet high in the air with the esmerald falling from his hand. Snake eater falls back down, then VulcanRaven grabs him by his neck, lifts him and Breaks it. VulcanRaven Cares nothing for the Esmerald, so he takes it in his hand, then throws it as hard as he can into the horizon. Satisfied, he walks away with a strut.
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*Gets up and runs towards the horizon*
Eventually he finds the emerald
Snake Eater: Yay!!!!!
*Runs after VulcanRaven and shoots him with a M37*
Snake Eater: That takes care of him!
*Runs away and puts on the cardboard box and hides in a truck*
*A guard walks up to the truck*
Guard:Oh...there's a box I have to deliever.
*He jumps in truck and takes Snake Eater very far away*
*Snake Eater jumps out od the cardboard box and kills the guard and runs away*
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*Another cardboard box stirs and MT11 crawls out...*
MT11: "Oh, there wasn't a tic tac in that box after all... Woah! Where am I?" *Sees Snakeeater stealthily running off from a mile away* "Aha! My chance to get the emerald!"
*Jumps on Chupon* "Gydee up!" *Chupon flies off with MT11 on his back, Ultros appears*
Ultros: "Oi! Chupon, come baaaaaack!"
*Ultros jumps on Chupon with MT11*
Ultros: "What's all this then?"
MT11: "I'm after an emerald. Wanna help?"
Ultros: "Sure! Beats getting mauled by Locke!"
*MT11 and crew fly up to snake eater and grab emerald*
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*Xen comes flying past and grabs the emerald from MT11 and his crew*
Xen: YOINK!
*Xen flies away very fast and gets to a shop. He lands and transforms back to his human form. Xen walks in the shop*
Xen: Hello there! I was wondering if you would by this very expensive looking emerald from me?
Shop Keeper: Put it on the counter then. I'll take a look at it.
*Xen goes to put it on the counter, but an invisible barrier made by the game's rules blocks the emerald from getting to the shop keeper*
Xen: Stupid rules....gotta go!
*Xen transforms into a dragon and flies through the store's roof*
Shop Keeper: HEEEEEEEYYYY!!!! YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THAT!!!
*The shop keeper runs outside and fires a homing missle at Xen*
Xen: Uh oh.
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*Xen faints*
*The emerald fall in Grandy's head, who is conveniently sit in there*
Grandy: What the...? *Looks to the emerald*: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, ITS RAINING STONES! VALUABLE STONES!
*Everyone in the city run out theyr houses, trying to catch some stones*
Random Guy1: Hey! There is not stones here!
Random Guy2: He lied to us!
Random Guy3: LET'S MAKE HIM PAY!!!!
Grandy: Awwww ****!
*Grandy takes the emerald and run*
*All the city pursue Grandy with torches and scythes*
*Grandy stops next to a cliff*
Random Guy1: ITS THE FRANKEINSTEIN'S MONSTER!
Random Guy2: No, this one we already killed last week.
Random Guy1: So... who we're hunting?
Random Guy3: I dont know...
Random Guy1: Right........ ITS IDONTKNOW!
Random Guy2 & 3: _sweat_
Grandy: YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE! *Jumps in the cliff, and notices the cliff is highter than he expected (he expected 2 meters, the cliff was about... 34 meters, with point stones down there)*
Grandy: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!
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VulcanRaven Was taking a vacation from the whole Esmerald dea. He looks up and sees grady falling into some nearby jagged rocks. VulcanRaven Transforms into a giant raven and catches grady just in time. He takes him to the beach and beats the crap out of him for being stupid. After a rough beating, VulcanRaven throws Grady and the esmerald into the ocean. Waving goodbye, VulcanRaven returns to his pina colada and relaxes again. . .
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*Grandy swims to the earth*
Grandy: First dradons, after that, a flying fort, after that, a whole army with torches and scythes, and now a really weird guy who just threw me in the sea, after save me... At least I have the emerald.
*Grandy notices the emreald is gone*
Grandy: WHAT??!?!! IT MUST HAVE FALLEN IN THE SEA! *Grandy jumps in the sea*
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Ultros: "Fwee hee hee!"
*Ultros climbs out of the water with the Emerald, him and MT11 escape, Chupon stays behind to beat up Grandy*
Grandy: "Ow!" "Ow!" "Ouch!" "Stop that!"
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MT11: Finally, the emerald is mine!!!
Grandy: Not so fast, villain!
MT11: What? How do you beat up Chupon?
Grandy: We will say that after 10 punches, I usually forget about what I learned with the Buddhists
MT11: You learned not to kill?
Grandy: No, they taught to me how to eat with those sticks from chinese restaurant
MT11: And how about Chupon?
Grandy: I gave him money
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MT11: "Forget Chupon! We can take him, right, Ultros?"
*Grandy uses fire attack*
Ultros: "Yeowch! Seafood soup!"
*Ultros runs off*
MT11: Well that's just great...
*MT11 uses Moose-fu attack on Grandy, sending him flying*
MT11: Mwahaha!
*MT11 runs off STILL with emerald*
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*MT11 turns around, and see Grandy with the emrald*
MT11: But... how?... I just... you... flying away... punch........ How the heck you are here?
Grandy: Well... I cant explain too... I just was here since you punched me...
MT11: And how did you got the emerald?
Grandy: I did? *looks to the emerald in his hand*: ..............weird, but.... *Run away*
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MT11: "Gah! Stupid plot devices!"
*Runs after Grandy*
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MSlash sees Grandy run by and casts Fire on Grandy and goes over and steals the emerald, runs away while yelling " Its mine Mwahahahahaha!"
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While MS is running away he doesn't look around. Shinotebasiiackh simply trips him and walks off with it while wistling after setting MS afire.
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Araloth smacks shinotebasiiackh with a hat and runs away with the emerald.
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*100 ton weight falls on Araloth.*
MT11: -whistles- "Wasn't me!!!"
*Grabs Emerald*
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raver 50 activates all of his weapons:
rockets
machinegun
shotgun and a bazooka
blasts right treu moosetroop11 and takes the emerald
in the mean while raver 50 sees someone run away and who is it:
oh my god it's................ yeah who is it.
*picks up the emerald*
and he says: oh yeah i got it, it's mine
muhahahahahahahahahahaha
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Araloth smacks R50 with a jacket and steals the emerald before he sells it.
(BTW, no selling, i dont think its the meaning of this game)
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Grandy jumps in Raver 50 and pushs the ON-OFF button (well, I SUPPOSE he is a robot), then takes the emerald and rum away.
THEN HE NOTICES ARALOTH POST BEFORE HIM, so he just punch araloth and takes the emerald, then hide in a cave and puts somje guards in the entrance.
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sry but i had the emerald.
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MT11 Gets up, reminds Grandy that Araloth now has Emerald. Then MT11 taked Emerald from Araloth.
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*raver 50*:
yeah i'm a.....a..... robot!!!
error!!!!
*i fall on the ground i geusse*
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A smacks MT11 with a pair of socks and jumps into a biiiiig tree with the emerald.
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*re-activating*
extra energy suply activated.
*shoots araloth out of the tree and runs into a swamp*
(rust-free steal)
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Grandy just walk to and takes the emerald from Raver50
Raver 50: Are you mad? *points weapon to Grandy*
Grandy: *Shows a open book* First rule, you cant shoot in humans!
*Grandy run away with the emerald*
Grandy: I love "I, Robot"
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the stupid rulebook!!!
*walks into the path grandy just went.*
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*grandy jumps out of a bush*
raver50:hé you stole the emerald!!!
*grandy takes the rulebook again*
raver50:get lost with your rulebook
*raver50 shoots a rocket at grandy,grandy is blown away*
*raver50 picks up the emerald*
raver50:héhé i have it.................again.
*then raver50 shoots a rocket at the ground and flies straith for the moon*
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*and a thousand years pas*
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MT11 whacks raver over the head for double posting.
Raver: Oi! How did you get up here?
MT11: I'm a Moon moose!
*MT11 steals Emerald*
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*Xen is sitting in his humble abode (his cave) watching T.V*
T.V news reporter: And it has been proved that the average life expectancy of an Earth-dwelling dragon is 26435. You were watching, Dragon News. *crappy News programme music plays*
Xen: 26435 years? But I'm only 5273 years old! I've wasted my whole life!! *Xen flies outside* Must do things before my life is wasted further!! Like getting that emerald I gave up on getting 1000 years ago.
*Xen begins looking for the emerald*
Xen: But wait, for some out-of-the-blue reason, I seem to want to go to the moon!
*Xen begins flying upwards toward the moon. He reaches the moon*
Xen: Hey! Cool! The emerald is here!!
*Xen looks over to MT11, who is now holding the emerald*
MT11: Uh oh.
Xen: DIE!!!!
*Xen knocks MT11 over, but he drops the emerald and it floats of into space*
Xen: Oh man....
*Xen flies after the emerald*
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*A guy in astronaut clothes takes the emerald*
Xen: That is mine!
Guy (familiar voice): Not anymore, Xen.
Xen: How you know my name? *looks inside the helmet* Grandy! But how? 1000 years!
Grandy: Well, 1000 years ago, after Raver 50 broke the robots rules and blow me up, I realized that take the emerald would be easier if all you were dead, so I made this amazing time-machine and come to the future to take the emerald, 'cause now everyone should be dead, but I forgot that the Dragons live thousands and thousands of years, but anyway... I HAVE THE EMERALD *put evil laugh here* *Grandy uses the jet and fly away*
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meh. this is getting too serious again.
suddenly, A appears from nowhere, smacks Grandy with a pencil, grabs the emerald, and dissapears into nowhere.
Grandy:
Uhh... what was that?
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Xen: I dont knw, but he take the emerald...
Grandy: No, he just grabed it, look, he dissapeared, but the emerald still here (points to emerald) and his clothes too: (points to red clothes), and his heart: (points to a floating heart).
Xen: And he said we were much serious...
Grandy: Ironic, isnt it? *Grab the emerald and jump in a black hole*
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MT11: "I've just realised I should have died of old age by now! Then again, I've been shot several times so it looks like I'm immortal!"
*One winged angel begins playing, MT11 sprouts wings*
MT11: "Yes! I am a God!"
*MT11 flies into black hole after Grandy*
Grandy: "Aww, hell no!"
*MT11 blasts Grandy away and claims the Emerald for himself!*
MT11: "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
*MT11 begins destroying planets and all hope seems lost... Will a great hero stand up to him and seize the Emerald?*
Random astronaut: "Naw, just one of the cruddy heroes."
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araloth appears again, puts his heart in again, and steals the emerald.
oh yeah, he also slams MT11 with a halo.
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Random astronaut: "See, what did I tell you?"
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*a lonesome brain passes by*
araloth:what in hell's name is that!!!
mmb:i'm a brain (i geusse)
araloth:a what?!?!
mmb: a brain and i wan't that emerald!!!
araloth: you ain't getting it!!!
mmb:okay have it your way!!!
*mmb sucs away all of araloths brain and takes the emerald*
mmb: ohh yeah!!!! i got it finnaly now my power is ultimate**laugs very very very evil**
*and goes back to earth*
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Originally posted by Araloth
araloth appears again, puts his heart in again, and steals the emerald.
oh yeah, he also slams MT11 with a halo.
(You forgot to put your clothes again...lol)
*Grandy flies to the earth again, and stops next to Mmb*
Grandy: Now this will end! *BoF 4 theme start*
Grandy: *looks to random direction*: I'M TRYING TO WORK HERE!
*BoF music fades*
Grandy: Hey, brain, how much is 36745.24246 more 59677735.432, plus 22348756.2345435?
Mmb: I... dont... know.... I... cant think....
Grandy: "I think, so I exist"
Mmb: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOoooooooo.......... *dissappear*
Grandy: (looks to the sky) Thanks, o great philosophers!
*Voice from the sky*: Dont mind, we too wanted to steal a emerald in our times!
Grandy: 0.o
*Another voice from the sky*: Awww, Descartes... We cant talk to mortals! Wait until dad know you did it again!
*Descartes' voice*: No! Jesus, please... awwww... C'mon, I know you're hearing me! Come back here! *voice fading in distance*
Grandy: ....... Okay.... Lets never talk about this again... *takes the emerald and hides in a cave*
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VulcanRaven is sleeping near the caves when he hears shouts, he goes over to the shouting to investigate who is shouting. He sees it's Grandy again. Annoyed, he says, " How many times am I going to have to kick ur ***?" With grandy in his hand, VulcanRaven walks into the cave and finds the giant esmerald. He impales two pointy rocks through Grandy's hands so Grandy can't move. Then he impales Grandy's feet so he cant move his feet. Then VulcanRaven places the Giant Esmerald in Grandy's A$$, takes several steps back, takes a deep breath, then rushes full speed at Grandy. When VulcanRaven gets there he kicks with full might and all you hear is Grandy's Scream piercing the quiet.
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After Grandy's scream die away, VulcanRaven336 could hear the sounds of many feet shuffling behind him. He turns to come face to face with a horde of zombies under Darktrash's control.
"Kill them both and bring me the Emerald!" yells Darktrash.
The zombies begin to advance on VulcanRaven336. He braces himself for the attack and the lainches into the nearest group of them, taking them down. But before he knows it, he's been bitten a dozen times and more keep piling onto him.
Meanwhile, another group advances on Grandy's broken, limp body. Still alive but not able to defend himself, Grandy can only scream as the undead tear into his flesh.
Within seconds, the screams stop. All that can be heard outside the cave are the sounds of moaning and shuffling...
"Well done, my pets." says Darktrash, with an evil smile on his lips, "now bring me the Emerald so I can harness it's power to rule over all worlds!! Mwahahahahaha!!"
Darktrash takes the emerald from his zombie minions and heads out of the cave with them trailing behind.
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Grandy: NOT SO FAST!
Darktrash: What? How are you alive?
Grandy: THIS helped me! *Shows a Gameshark* And theres more! *throws phoenix downs in the air*
Grandy: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Yous zombies are alive again!
Zombie: Awwww, I liked when I was dead...
Zombie 2: Yeah, we dont need to eat, drink, sleep...
Zombie 3: And its all his fault *points to Grandy*
Zombie 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & 5 & etc.: LETS GET HIM!!!!
Grandy: Why this happens even when I post!??!!
*Uses gameshark to take the emerald, and a code to speed up*
Grandy: See ya, fools!!!
*Run away*
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[close-up of darktrash's hateful eyes]
"Nobody messes with My zombies and gets away with it!"
As he watches Grandy zoom off into the distance, Darktrash turns towards his now ex-zombies. He yells out something in an old and forgotton tongue and a burst of dark energy engulfs all the former undead. All that remains of them are many pairs of smoking shoes.
"That takes care of that" says Darktrash, "Now to get my revenge and the Emerald!!"
With dark energy misting from his eyes, Darktrash sinks his fingers into the ground and sends a command to all the dead to come to him. As he gets up, a dark and foul hole opens in the earth. The ground beings to shake and the clouds above darken.
Suddenly, a stream of bodies shoots up from out of the hole and begins raining down around the place. Hundreds and hundreds of undead start to get up and begin to aimlessly shuffle around while awaiting further instruction.
"This calls for a Corpsekin", says Darktrash, to which he begins the intricate and rare spell. Dark energy swirls in a vortex around the zombies....
**Meanwhile**
Grandy takes a break, a few miles away, and makes the mistake of looking back. Back towards where he left Darktrash, he can make out, through the gloom and darkness, a giant figure slowly taking shape.
"Oh no. No way. It can't be..." says Grandy.
But it was. A 350 foot colossal giant made entirly out of undead, with Darktrash sitting on its shoulder, laughing like a madman. Lightning flashes across the sky and Grandy can now make out in detail the withering flesh of the beast.
The giant begins taking long strides towards Grandy, making it to him in no time. As Grandy looks up, utterly paralysed with horror, a giant hand comes down and picks him up. The giant moves the hand so that Darktrash can reach out and grab the Emerald. After the precious Emerald gets taken away from GRandy, he recovers and tried to get free. Unfortunatly his gameshark was crushed and broken into tiny pieces.
Then Darktrash commands the giant to throw the 'pitful creature' into the horizon. The Corpsekin obeys and pitchs Grandy off into the far distance.
"Lets go home now!" yells darktrash, and the giant begins the long journey back to the valley of death.
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MT11: "Hoo boy, this darktrash takes everything so seriously!"
*MT11 jumps into the rubber ducky of doom and flies towards Darktrash*
DT: "Mwahaha, alas, forsooth, meh and heh! I'll rule the world and there's nothing your rubber ducky can do about it!"
MT11: "We'll see about that!!!"
*Rubber ducky fires quack quack missiles at Zombie beastie thing*
Explosion: "KABOOM!"
*MT11 siezes Emerald*
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mmb: NOT SO FAST MOOSETROOP11!!!
mt11:hey you disapeared into nowhere!
mmb: yeah i did
*still thinking of the qeustion grandy asked*
but you know what ''the great brain comunity'' found me and send me back to earth.
and by the................................................................................................................................. OOOHHH MY GOD A DOG WITH 3 HEADS!!!
mt11:where?
*mmb takes the emerald and goes back to ''nowear''*
darktrash:i would not of looked if i where you.
*mt11 begins hacking in on darktrash and his surviving mummy's*
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*Man, for a brain you sure are a bad speller!*
-
Moose flys in from nowhere, nukes the zombie giant, and reminds Darktrash that getting too into it and too detailed is what killed the first Big Emerald. Oh, and he also uses TDShifter to warp to the Emerald, grab it, and warp back to his sandwich at Ruby Tuesdays. ^^
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yeah i know
hey i'm not that good at english _sweat_
*goes towards earth(again)*
(we'll i geusse ruby Teusdays is on earth)
mmb: hey osmose give me my emerald back!
ooowh look they have cheeseburgers in here!
*begins eating the cheeseburger*
*on that moment osmose runs away*
mmb: hey where are you...........
YOU DIDN'T TAKE YOUR EMERALD!!!!!
*mmb goes back into the nowhere of nowhere where nobody knows you are where the nowhere is in nowhere so its very far from nowhere where nobody knows your in nowhere that nowhere you know*
(that sounds realy stupid)
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*Darktrash drinks his last xpotion*
DT: Okay, where did that Emerald get to?
Random Zombie: Mhargggghh
DT: Really? Well then, I must be off! Take care of that maniac for me, please.
*zombie turns on mt11*
*Darktrash picks up the broken shards of the gameshark and casts repair*
*DT warps to just outside the restaurant in time to catch Osmose running away*
DT: power word Yoink!
Osmose: Yoink? thats not a power word!
DT: Sure it is, thats why I have the Emerald now and you don't
*DT runs into a nearby clothing store, not noticing that he dropped the gameshark at Osmose's feet*
(sorry about the previous seriousness)
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MT11 *Happy with his new sig*: Ooh, dammit! Every time I get that stupid Emerald it get's taken away again! What's the point?
VR366: "Now you get it. not point trying." *Goes back to his nap*
MT11: "Yeah. I'm off."
*DT trips and the emerald flies from his hands into MT11's arms*
MT11: "Oh crap."
*Everyone piles on MT11*
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*While everyone is piling, the emerald pops out and flys into a hairdresser's window*
*Red comes out of the hairdresser's with emerald*
Red: Whopee!!
MooseTroop11: What were you doing in there? You have no hair!
Red: Irony. Now, back to the emerald!
*Scooby doo dash*
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suddenly, araloth smacks him with a sweater and runs awayt with the emerald.
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*Grandy clasicaly puts his leg in front of Araloth, who falls in the ground* *The emerald falls in the middle of a burning house, that was conveniently in there*
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Woman: My baby! My baby!
Red: My emerald! My emerald!
*Fireman tosses out two objects which are caught by the random mother and Red*
Red: Hahah! Time to make my getaway with the- oh wait.. hey lady, I think you got mine. *Holding baby*
Woman: Well... uhm... *Looks at emerald* I won't tell anyone if you wont...
Red: Hand over the damn emerald.
Woman: *Sigh* Fine.
Red: Ha! Now back to explaining how I will escape with the emerald in such a lengthy fashion that it gives someone the perfect opportunity to take the emerald from me!
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*Grandy uses the perfect opportunity and steals the emerald from Red*
Red: Come back here!
Grandy: You dont really think I'll come back just because you said!
Red: Yes, I do!
Grandy: _sweat_ Well, I won't *runs to the burning house*
Grandy: Why I aways choose to hide myself in places that are deadly?
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*EvilshadowX1 sneaks up behind the Red,Decapitates him then puts on his skater clothes and walks into the burning house*
EX1: Wait a minute, The guy ran into this house and it was burning, so why did I go and walk in here with Skater Clothes on!!!
*ES1 clothes light, he runs up the stairs, grabs the emerald and runs out the house, ending up falling down a manhole :jumpin: *
EX1: Cool, a hiding place, oh no the Emerald fell in the water! Looks like I have to swim for it!!!
*Starts swimming and starts getting chased by CROCODILES coming from where the emerald just floated*
EX!: OH NO!!!!!
*Swims in other direction*
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*evilshadow swims into mmb*
mmb:HEY WHATCH IT!!!
evilshadow:Sorry!
*evilshadow sees the emerald in mmb's hand and tries to get it*
mmb:CROCODILES ATTACK!!!
evilshadow:can you control crocs?
mmb:i brainwashed e'm
*evilshadow's head get bitten of*
mmb:i have reclaimed the emerald once again!
*goes to secret lab puts the emerald into a:
hyper epidemic mega ultimate ultra cannon and destroy's all members that posted this thread*
mmb:now i can take over earth! muhahahaha!!!
*noticing he already destroyed earth with hese cannon*
mmb:oh great!
*drace comes out of nowhere*
mmb:hey how did you get here?
drace:i can survive: hyper epidemic mega ultimate ultra cannons!
mmb:oh yeah sure _sweat_
*gets a:
megatron ultra sonic epidemic destructive laser with mega master of ultimate flamebalsters on it and blasts drace away*
mmb:NOW YOUR DEAD HÉHÉ!!!
*noticing he destroyed the galaxy*
mmb:OOPS! shouldn't of done that!
a well to late héhéhé!!!
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*EvilshadowX1 pops out of MMB's shadow*
EX1: Hi :)
*Takes Emerald and swims off into the galaxy wearing a spacesuit*
EX1: SEE YA!
MMB: Give that back!!!
*Swims after EX1 but gets eaten by a space worm*
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*Evil Shadow is spit up by the worm, then gets abducted by a high-tech version of the TOW Fortress*
Evil Shadow: What's this?
Stormtrooper: Come with us. *2 stormtroopers take Evil Shadow down a few halls and into a large room*
Warxe: We have a visitor! Er, wait, uh...
*puts on Darth Vader helmet*
Who are you? *Darth Vader breathing noise*
ES: I'm Evil Shadow X1.
Warxe: Give me one *DVBN* reason I should spare *DVBN* your life.
Evil Shadow: Because you're not evil.
Warxe: Well, uh... *takes off helmet* I thought I could get away with it.
*The rest of the TOW appears*
Odin: Ha! You owe me 20 bucks, Seph.
Seph: *mumbles something*
Shado: That kid has the emerald.
Drake: Warxe?
Shado: No, the other one.
Stormtrooper: Too late! *takes off helmet. It's actually Red in desguise!*
Warxe: AHHHH! HE DIED!
Red: It's mine! *takes the emerald and runs*
Zero: After him! *Zero, Drake, Seph and Odin run after Red*
Rasshou: As for you... *Cloak and Rasshou grab ES, and take him to 'The Room'"
Stormtrooper 2: Hey boss, can I go for my coffee break?
Warxe: Fine.
Shado: I'm going with him. *ST2 and Shado walk away*
*Meanwhile*
Zero: Give us the emerald.
Red: No.
Odin: Yes.
Red: No.
Seph: Yes.
Red: No.
Drake: Yes.
Red: No.
Zero: *smacks Red*
Red: That was useless.
Zero: Or was it? *has the emerald*
Red: Yep. *pulls the real emerald out of a nonexistant pocket*
Zero: O_O *short-circuits*
Odin: ZANTETSUKEN! *cuts Red into many pieces*
Red: Ha ha! *reforms* I'm already dead!
Seph: *throws a cross at Red*
Red: AHHH! IT BURNS! *faints*
Drake: *takes the emerald*
ES: Not so fast!
*To be continued...*
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I then kick the guy into a convenient nearby wall, laugh, take the emerald and fly off in my airship.
Majin Sam: "So ... This is the Emerald! Soon the-"
Flunky: "- Tea will be ready?"
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Seph: How did an airship get here? We're in space.
Odin: We're in the Rendersa dimension. Anything can happen.
Warxe: Well, I guess we should go get the emerald.
***
Majin Sam: This tea is delicious.
Flunkie: Sir! We're detecting something on the radar!
MS: We don't have a radar.
Flunkie: Well, look at that! *points to the TOW fortress*
Warxe (w/ megaphone): Hand over the emerald or we're going to execute this guy! *points to Evil Shadow*
MS: Go ahead and kill him. I don't even know him.
ES: Noooo... *decapitated by Seph*
Warxe: Now give us the emerald!
MS: Or what?
Warxe: We'll...
Odin: We'll destroy your airship!
MS: Big deal.
Cloak: We'll kill all of your flunkies.
MS: I can recruit more.
Shado: We'll.... steal your tea.
MS: NOOOO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!
*Drake beams onto the ship and takes MS's cup of tea*
Drake: Give me the emerald.
MS: *gives Drake the emerald* Now, give me my tea.
Drake: Sucker! *beams back into the TOW fortress and flies away*
MS: They're gonna pay...
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Warxe: What is this small light blinking in the panel?
Odin: That means we have a intruder!
Warxe: WHAT? Lets see what the scanner says... The intruder is in the engine room!
Odin: But WE are in the engine room!
*Warxe and Odin looks each other, then looks behind, Grandy is running away with the emerald in his hands*
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*Xen appears from out of nowhere, trips up Grandy, takes the emerald, and flies away*
Xen: Sucka!!! *flies into tree* ARRRGGGHHHH!!!! *carries on flying* Sucka!!!! *flies into building* ARRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!! *carries on flying* Sucka!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *flies into TOW Fortress* ARRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On the TOW Fortress...
Seph: Errr...something just hit us... *looks out window and sees Xen splatted up against it* ARRRGGGHHHH!! DRAGON!!!
Odin: What should we do?
Warxe: Turn on the window wipers...
*The window wipers wipe Xen off the TOW fortress*
Xen: ARRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!
Odin: One thing...
Warxe: What?
Odin: That dragon had the emerald...
Warxe: Damn!
-
-Xen: Owww....
-Warxe: Give us the emerald!
-Xen: Or?
*Seph points to the windshield wipers*
-Xen: Big deal.
-Odin: How about that tractor beam thing?
*Shado activates the tractor beam. But Xen cannot fit through the loading port*
-Warxe: I KNEW I should've made that bigger...
-Xen: How about I drop the emerald? *he drops the emerald, but it just gets pulled up by the tractor beam*
Xen: D'oh!
*Warxe grabs the emerald*
-Warxe: Thanks, Xenny. *turns off the tractor beam, and Xen falls for awhile before remembering he has wings*
-Seph: We finally got the emerald. What now?
-Zero: We KILL!
-Rasshou: Okay there, Zero...
-Zero: Screw it. I'm going for a drink.
-Warxe: We don't have a bar on the fortress.
-Zero: THE INHUMANITY! *short-circuits*
-Warxe: *sigh* I'll go reapir him...
-Seph: Hmmm... We can't sell or destroy it...
-Odin: Huh?
-Seph: Rules of the game.
-Drake: Game? What are you talking about?
-Seph: Nothing. Let's just wait until someone tries to take it again. Then we'll blast them with our secret weapon!
-Shado: You mean the...
*dramatic fade-out*
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-Mission Impossible music-
*Grandy is climbin the fort*
Warxe: The blinking light!
Seph: You know what to do, use the... *dramatic music*
*Warxe uses the secret weapon*
*A giant reticence fall in Grandy's head*
Grandy: OUCH! Those little points hurt, you know!
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Seph: ...... THIS is our secret weapon? Reticences?
Warxe: Its dramatic, "We'll use the '...' "
Seph: Odin, cut his head, please.
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Grandy: Xen! What you're doing here?
Xen: *Stuck by the tractor bean* Thinking in a way to get out of here
*Warxe and the others enter in the room*
Warxe: (Holding his head in his hands) You survived the '...', but this as far as you go!
*Warxe walks right below Xen*
-Woman voice- : Warning, running out of power to the tractor bean, have a nice day.
Seph: Wha- *Xen fall in Warxe's gang*
Grandy: _sweat_ Okay, so, I think you wont mind if I run away with the emerald, do you? *Takes the emerald and run*
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*punches Grandy and runs with the emerald*
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Xen: That does it! To the Xen-mobile!!
*Appears in cardboard box with plastic wheels*
Xen: I should get a real car...
Warxe: Or you could fly.
Xen: How'd you get here Warxe?
Warxe: I don't really know. How DID I get here?
*Warxe is beamed up by the TOW fortress*
Xen: Hmm.....anyway... Drive Xen-mobile! Drive!
*silence*
Xen: Oh yeah..it ain't a real car...
*Xen flies after Osmose*
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-Moose: Keep going! We're almost there!
-???: Goeeng wherr?
*Moose turns to a man. He's still covered in darkness even though he's not hiding*
-Moose: How did you get on my airship?
-???: That doesn't matter. What matters is- Er... You be giving me the emeruld now!
-Moose: No. *attempts to cast a spell, but he doesn't do anything*
-???: Hah hah hah! *A couple more dolls appear and start walking towards Moose*
*Moose draws his broadsword. He cuts one of the dolls in two, but it reforms and keeps going*
-???: *goes to get the emerald while laughing insanely*
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*makes a pile of food and porn mags*
Ekoi: Hay Everyone!!!! Free porn and food!!!!
(while everyone is distracted, i take the big emerold and run like hell)
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Lukas (that's me...) Throws a sleeping pill at Ekoi's face. Lukas walks off while Ekoi tends to his eye.
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A bright red horse with horns and flames around its hooves runs in, jumps up and knocks Lukas over, then does a cute little victory dance on his head and "borrows" the emerald. Then runs off to hide in a volcano.
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Feeling confused and disorientated, Darktrash stumbles along a dirt road and eventually finds himself sitting on a rock that just happens to be near the mouth of an active volcano.
DT: I'm so tired of all this fighting, I need to just relax and have a cigar.
*pulls out cigar and looks around for a light*
*just then, a flaming horse comes galloping up the path towards the volcano*
DT: Excuse me, but could you lend me some fire to light my cigar?
Dragonium: Well, I'm kinda in a hurry.... but okay.
*the horse lifts a hoove and DT lights his cigar, and takes the emerald*
Dragonium: Hey! Give that back!
DT: Nope. I've seen this movie once where the hero has to destroy an object of great power by throwing it into the flames of a volcano.... So just in case somebody tried that with this precious gem, I'm going to take it as far away from this volcano as possible.
*DT casts 'fly', and well, flies away towards the setting sun*
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[[Announcement - This RP is highly underfunded. As such, we were almost crippled by the costs of getting and filming an active volcano. As such, we have had to replace some of the sets, e.g. the sunset scene, with lower budget models. We are sorry for any inconvenience.]]
Dragonium: Well, that was weird.
*Watches as Darktrash crashes into the cardboard cutout of the sun, and bounces down towards the floor.*
Dragonium: ... O_o
*Picks up the Emerald which has just bounced off a nearby plastic cloud.*
*Gallops away on his horse cackling madly to somewhere nice and warm, e.g. the Bahamas.*
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*Grandy is waiting at the Bahamas*
Dragonium: What? How did you get here?!
Grandy: The last post was in February, I had the time to walk to where do I want.
Dragonium: But the emerald still with me! *notices the emerald is gone*
Grandy: all the time to do what I want, remember? *Runs with the emerald*
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As Grandy is running off with the emerald weirdbeard11 who was hiding in the bushes shoots a poisoned Bolt at grandy using his crossbow
He dies within a matter of minutes and weirdbeard11 takes the gem and locks it into a chest bound with powerful spells that will kill anyone who tries to break them *even himself* locks it with a normal lock and swallows the key puts the chest into a high security bank and summons a vortex to take it to hell to be guarded by a Demon that is even more powerful than Satan (but is braindead that's why satans still the master)
Weirdbeard11:All in a days work
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She dies within a matter of minutes
SHE?!!1!?!
Please refere to me as HE now on
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Oh er sorry It's the avatar it's ocnfusing me lol
Anyway how you gonna get the gem off me?
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If this was a non-gamng topic, it would be a HUGE kick
Still is -_-'
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Kinslayer appears out of nowhere and cuts weirdbeard's arm with his sword, grabbing the emerald and running away...
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*sits at a tree while kinslayer passes*
mmb: where are you going?
ks: well....im running...
mmb: from who?
ks: well......people wanting my emerald
mmb: ah an emerald ey?
*grabs a samus-arm-cannon*
ks: oo oh!
mmb: *shoots*
BAAOOOOOOM!!!!!!
ks: *dead on the ground*
mmb: so it is mine again HAHAHA!
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X_marks_the_ed gathers a whole army of amish folk and they kill mind-master: brain, and everyone registered on this website. X puts a curse on their souls so they can't return.
X_marks:Ah.... now to get me a real hat. And give the rest of the money to Grandy.
(Turns into moosetroop11 and runs away. He clones himself and splits up.)
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Leon's dark blade gather's all souls of charas and uses them to break the curse, and gathers the legion of charas to destroy X_marks_the_ed.
After which, Leon grabs the emerald and leaves the rest of charas chewing each other's legs :)
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Hey! Leon_1990!!!!!! I killed you!!!! I said ALL members!!!!!!!!!!!!
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a soul blade can't die ;)
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*mmb returns too*
mmb: pfew.....survived that.....
leon1990: ern.......hi....
mmb: wtf!
L1990: what!?
mmb: we better run, theres HUUUUGE dragon behind you!!! AAAH!
L1990: *drops the emerald and run without looking at whats actualy behind him*
mmb: *takes emerald and runs to a pub where he hides*
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Amateurs.
*The TOW Fortress comes flying in.*
-Warxe: Hand over the emerald!
-Seph: Or we'll OBLITERATE YOU! MUAHAH*insert evil laugh here*!
-Warxe: -_-' Just ignore him...
-Seph: Quiet, you. *decapitates Warxe*
-Odin: That's my line! *decapitates Seph*
-Roya: Men can be so immature...
-Shado: Indeed.
-Roya: But you're male.
-Shado: Yes, but I am also Warshi.
-Roya: Huh?
-Shado: ...Never mind. Now, back to the emerald...
*MMB is gone*
-Rasshou: Or is he?
-Zero: Yep. He's gone.
-Rasshou: Damn.
-Shado: Fire the Soul Cannon!
-Drake: Why?
-Shado: At that mountain. It's the only place he could've ran to.
-Drake: Whatever.
*A giant cannon comes out of the fortress. It fires a beam at the mountain, which is reduced to rubble.*
-MMB: *underneath the fortress* Pfew... good thing I wasn't in that mountain.
-Shado: *Homer-esque "D'oh")
-Warxe: That was really out of character...
-Shado: Quiet, you. *Warxe implodes.*
-Odin: Two deaths in one post. Must be a record.
-Seph: But he just stole you line!
-Odin: No. If he had decapitated Warxe, THEN he would've stolen my line. But he imploded, so it's all good.
-Seph: -_-'
-Shado: Now, back to the emerald...
*MMB is gone*
-Roya: Where did he go?
-Zero: There.
*Zero points to MM, who's running in the opposite direction.*
-Seph: After him!
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*walks and looks back*
mmb: heehe, theylle never catch me with that speed
warxe: cant whe go faster =-=*
seph: no sorry, our booster drive got busted by odin remember
warxe: yeah..
odin: ern...........^^ sorry
shado: well mmb is still running, then ill run after him
*jumps of the castle and runs after mmb*
mmb: muhahahaa.....BATSH!!!!! *runs into a tree*
shado: huh?
mmb: ouch!*wrubs head*
shado: i geusse that hurted?
mmb: allot, so as this *gets a buster blade and chops shado's head off*
*castle comes in finnaly while mmb hides*
seph: where the heck is he...
warxe: there on the ground!!!
seph: giga gun!!
*a gun comes and and fires*
zero: no wait its!........
seph: too late, who whas it?
zero: =-=*
warxe: whe just vaporized shado!!!
seph: =-=* u could have told me...
zero: what did i try to say? =-=*
seph: opps....sorry....
odin: well........whatlle whe do now??
seph: fin mmb!!
*castle sets fort and tries to find mmb*
mmb: wahhhahahaa! look a pile of dust!
*comes from hiding place*
-victory music-
mmb: now one of ''them'' is down!!!
*castle returns*
mmb: oh sh!t i better run!
*runs*
seph: found em yet?
warxe: no
zero: yeah! there!
warxe: where?!!
seph: where?!
zero: there.......oh wait its a red cloaked dude....
seph: thats him!!!
zero: owh, after him!
*go after him*
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-Warxe: But what about Shado?
-Drake: He'll get revived. None of us can die, remember?
-Warxe: Oh yeah.
***
-MMB: Phew, I finally lost them.
-???: No you didn't.
*MMB turns around to see Xios, Kratos, Cloak and Jani Fors standing right behind him.*
-Kratos: Why are we doing this, again?
-Xios: I want that emerald, that's why.
-Jani Fors: That's kind of selfish, isn't it?
-Xios: No one asked you! And why is there a girl in our group, anyways?
-Jani Fors: Hmmph! I guess I'm not wanted...
-Cloak: As for you...
*Cloak decapitates MMB and takes the emerald.*
-Kratos: Violence is not always the way.
-Jani Fors: I agree with Kratos.
-Cloak: I guess. Xios, you're out.
-Xios: What!? You can't kick me out!
-Kratos: We just did.
-Xios: ...Bah. I'm going back to the pub. *disappears*
-Kratos: Now, what do we do with this emerald?
-Jani Fors: I could make a weapon out of it...
-Cloak: Nah. Let's just sell it. We're bound to lose it anyways.
-Kratos: Yes, the rules of the thread state that the emerald cannot be sold or destroyed.
-Cloak: Rules? Thread?
-Kratos: ...Never mind.
*They walk away.*
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*revives*
mmb: WTF!!!! NOT MY EMERALD!!!
*runs into a direction*
xios: hmmm....its rather boring in this pub...
*goes to find mmb*
mmb: hmmm.....
xios: hey mmb!
mmb: oh sh!t!
xios: noh wait i got kicked out, lets get that emerald back now^^
mmb: ok
*shado revives*
xios: hmmm c'mon lets go to see if shado revived yet...
mmb: ok
*got o shado*
shado: hey xios!
xios: hiya!
shado: hi mmb!
mmb: hi!
shado where ally's now.
mmb: ok!
xios: c'mon lets kick that warxe pb's butt!!
mmb: YEAH!!
shado: YEAH!!
*Sephiroth falls from the sky*
seph: hiyall *grabs his blade*
xios: get lost ur not in our team!
seph: i know, im sent to kill you all...
mmb: oh great...*grabs a double bladed raver blade*
xios: *gets his weapon*
shado: *gets a bazooka*
mmb: now get lost!
seph: *Grows* naah i rather stay...
mmb: uhm....ur tall!
shado: im fireying!!!
mmb: NOOOH!!!!
xios: NOH DONT ULL KILL US!!!!
seph: shoot! shoot!
*shoots*
BAOOOM!!
mmb: *flies away to the pub*
xios: *flies after him*
seph: *slowly dies* damn, didn't have my shield on =-=**vaporizes*
shado: ern...........im still alive!! im alive!!!
*grenade falls between his legs*
shado: oo oh!
BAOOOM!!!!
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Dragonium: La la la... *Sitting at the beach with a tall drink being fanned by Hawaian girls in hula skirts*
*Radian and Samba walk up*
Radian: Ummm...
Samba: Drag...?
Dragonium: Yes?
Radian: Well...
Samba: Erm...
Dragonium: Guys, is this really necessary?
Radian: Well, I...
Dragonium: Because you see guys, I'm not really in the mood for anything. I have my island, my ladies, my emerald, and...
Radian: Well, actually, Drag, you... erm... *Nudges Samba*
Samba: No way, you tell him...
Radian: You don't have the emerald. Kratos' gang has it.
Dragonium: Why didn't you say so? Let's go! Now the, shall we take the Airship, the Mech, the X-Wing, the Dragon, the Mustang, or the Lawnmower?
Radian: Well, which one would be faster?
Dragonium: *Raises eyebrows* ...
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*revives*
mmb: where the hell am i?
barkeepr": in a pub...
mmb: i saw that!
barkeeper: ?
mmb: i just wanted to know!!!
barkeeper: ok...
mmb: oh shut up! *hacks the barkeeper into 2 pieces*
xios: c'mon lets get outta here!
mmb: yeah!
*they run to find warxes gang*
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*Dragonium, Radian and Samba are chugging along the road on a lawnmower*
Dragonium: -_-'
Radian: -_-'
Samba: ^_^
Dragonium: Great idea, Samba. Hey, look, we've arrived! *Points*
Cloak: Fwa ha ha ha! Look at those three idiots on the lawnmower! And look at that one with the bright red hair! And the one with the big axe! And -- *Scrunch*
Kratos: You ran over Cloak on a lawnmower... How ironic...
Jani: Holy crap!
God: Granted. *Giant celestial turd lands on Kratos's gang*
Dragonium: Hee hee hee! *Picks up emerald*
Radian: Thanks again, God!
God: You're welcome!
*All lawnmower away into the horizon*
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*mmb's group arives at shado's dead body*
mmb: holy..!!!!
xios: wow!
mmb: theres nothing here...
*warxes gang walks up*
mmb: oo oh!
xios: noooh!
warxe: noh wait, dragoniums gang took the emerald!
mmb: ok!
xios: well lets get him!
warxe: yeah!
zero: agreed!
odin: to the castle!
*All go to the castle*
seph: oh hiya guys
mmb: hi.....wait oh noh its sephiroth!!!
*seph shakes mmb's hand*
seph: where friends remember>?
mmb: oh yeah =-=*
xios: lets go!
*they go find dragoniums gang*
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Kinslayer *revives thanks to Leon 1990 who breaks X_marks_the_ed's curse*: Urrrgggghh... my head... darn mmb!!!... Where's my beautiful emerald?! Huh?! That's mmb!!!
mmb: ... I thought I killed you...
ks *grabs his sword and cuts mmb's legs*: Eat this!!!
mmb *cries in agony*: Agh...!!! I might die... but... you'll never get the emerald!!!
ks: Oh yeah?! Who has it?! *cuts mmb's right arm*
mmb: Argh!!! the agony!!! I'll tell you!!! dragonium's gang has it...
ks: Good, boy... now I don't need you anymore... *throws mmb from a cliff* Now I'll get MY emerald!!! jajajajajajaaaa (... evil laugh)!!!
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mmb: *fals to the ground* BAF!!!
xios: kinslayer, you wont get away with this*walks a path to the cliff bottom*
seph: hmmmmmm... *jumps down*
warxe: yer get him up here!
*they come back with mmb, no legs and only one arm*
seph: woah...
xios: ok now *casts a revive spell*
seph: *casts a sunny day*
xios: XD
seph: what? o look he revived!
mmb: where the heck....oh hi guys...
seph: hiya welcome back
mmb: thanks
xios: ok now, lets follow that kinslayer dude, and chop his feet off!
mmb: yeah!
seph: well ern......what direction did he go?
xios: AAAAH! damn whe will never find him!
mmb: whe will, ive putted a localityneurogogotransmitter on him^^
xios: a what?
mmb: a transmitter *takes a screeny outta his pocket*
xios: cool! i can see my own house^_^
mmb: ern.....whe are supposed to find kinslayer remember.
xios: oh yeah sorry^^
mmb: =-=*
warxe: whats that red dot on the screen?
mmb: thats us.
warxe: oh yeah right.
xios: ern....can whe go now?
mmb: LOOK LOOK! his there on the screen!!! there!!!!!!
seph: *takes blade and smacks the screen to the ground*
mmb: noooh, what did you do that for?!!?
seph: you sayd he whas on the screen!
mmb: =-=*
xios: litteraly, yes, figuraly, no...
seph: oh, u could have told me!!
mmb: =-=*
xios: now you broke it!
warxe: ok ern...
mmb: ok whe will search him without the stupid thing
kinslayer: DIE DRAGONIUM!!!!!!!
mmb: found em, there *points*
seph: *flies towards them*
samba: WTF!!!
dragonium: ARGH! not them!!!
radian: ern........
seph: *takes blade*
radian: 0_0
samba: takes a rock from the ground
mmb: *takes his buster blade*
warxe: *gets multiple arms, with all the weapons he created*
radian: O_0
dragonium: whe have a problem!
kinslayer: *takes the emerald and runs*
dragonium: stand still or i.....*looks for the emerald*
speh: or what?
dragonium: kinslayer took the emerald!!
*each group walks a different direction*
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Dragonium: *Puts a forked stick underneath Samba's gun* Steady now...
Samba: *Sniper pose* Steady...
*Blam*
*On the horizon, Kinslayer's silhouette falls over*
Samba: Got him.
Radian: Oh, no, MMB's group are gonna get there first.
Dragonium: I think not. *Casts Firestorm*
Seph: Aaaagh! *Runs around screaming*
Xios: Stop, drop and roll! Stop, drop and roll!
Seph: Aaaaargh! *Rolls off cliff*
*Thud*
Xios: Aah, leave him, he'll -- *Gets sniped*
Dragonium: Nyuk nyuk nyuk! *Grabs emerald and runs*
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mmb: *grabs all his team members together and revives them*
xios": who the heck sniped me!!!
mmb: he there!
xios: UR DEAD!! *grabs death gun and fires*
BAOOOM!!!!!!!
*samba dies*
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Walks in in the middle of what seems to ge some kind of gang war, grabs the emerald and ran into walmart
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*remembers runeblade that kinslayer had the emerald*
runeblade: oh yeah! then what is this?
-tick, tack, tick tack-
mmk: ern....lets run!
*kicks runeblade with the timebomb in his hand and runs out of there with his gang*
rb: NOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!!!
-trrrrrrrrrring-
rb: huh? wait it whas a clock?
mmb: he fell for that! HAHA!
rb: =-=*
*mmb runs of with his gang to find kinslayer*
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Kinslayer: Ha ha ha! They'll never catch up to me! I'm home free!
*Comes to a signpost*
Kinslayer: "Do not tread on the Nuubi Plants"... Ha. Like some dumb plants are gonna scare me!
*Treads on flowers*
Flower: Nuubi! Nuubi!
Flower: Nuubi! Nuubi nuubi nuubi!
Kinslayer: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! *Drops the emerald and runs*
Dragonium: Nyuk nyuk!
Radian: Nyuk nyuk!
Samba: *Revives* Nyuk nyuk!
*All hop in a mech and escape*
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ks: AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGG!!!!!! DARN NUUBI PLANTS!!! *uses his Slash- X tech and kills them all* arf... arf... they bit my nose!!! dammit!!!... well, at least I have my beautifu... WTF?! Where's it?!
mmb: THERE HE IS!!! WHERE'S THE EMERALD?!
ks: DAMN!!! gotta run away to somewhere... somewhere where they cannot find me... YES!!! my home country... Argentina!!! *turns into a flie and flies to Argentina*
ks: arf... arf... finally safe...
mmb: not so fast!!!
ks: Huh?! how did you find me?!
mmb: no time for explaining!!! get him!!!
xios: I got him!
mmb: now... where's the emerald?
ks: I must've dropped it where those stupid plants attacked me...
mmb: the Nuubi plants!!! let's go!!! *they hit ks and knock him out, xios forgets to chop his feet*
ks *awakes*: damn, they broke my nose!!! *bleeds* but what they haven't realized is that the emerald that I dropped was... A FAKE!!! JAJAJAJAJAJAJAAAAA!!!! now, let's go sell my precious... *grabs the emerald and watches it*...fake emerald. DAMN IT ALL!!! I MADE A MISTAKE!!! I'll have to follow mmb and his crew to get the emerald...
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mmb: *searches*
seph: well ern...it aint that hard...
mmb: THEN SEARCH WITH US YOU DUMB-@$$!
seph: ok *searches*
xios: ernn....look there!!
warxe: where???
mmb: at ur feet ur standing on it!
*grabs the emerald*
xios: so whatlle whe do now? whe cant sell it the rules of the thread say...
mmb: thread? rules?
warxe: yeah...
mmb: huh?
warxe: this is just a game...
mmb: wtf! im not real!!??!
warxe: nope, neither am i...
xios: or me
sephiroth: uhm....me neither^^
mmb: so everything that happens here, is not real, and i wont die of it?
seph: geuss so^^
mmb: right ill be jumpin of a cliff to see if you guys are right^^
warxe: i wouldn't do that if i wh......
mmb: *jumps*
BAAM!!!
seph: ouch...
warxe: ern....it does hurt us, but cant kill us...
mmb: yeah.....krr....i felt that...krr =-=*
seph: uhm....
mmb: who sayd i cud?
seph: *raises hand* guilty..
mmb: ern... why thanks!!! *grabs a rock and throws it at sephiroth*
seph: ouch! kk now whe are even^^
mmb: yep
*kinslayer comes*
xios: hey look its chinslayer!!
ks: ern...........
xios: *kinslayer!!!
ks: =-=*
mmb: why dont you die!!!
ks: ok, i supose...
warxe: *whispers to mmb* he doesn't know its a game^^
mmb: yaay!
ks: whats so shoutable?
mmb: u dont know this is a ga.....oh wait look forget it!
ks: ok?
xios: die!!!
*bang*
samba: direct hit sir!!
*general dragonium walks up*
drag.: haha, world domination!
xios: *revives*
drag.: WTF!
samba: uhm......*reloads*
mmb: *grabs an artillery cannon and aims it at samba*
samba: :o
mmb: *fires* BAOOOM!!!!!!!!
samba: :x
drag: oh sh!t run!!!!!! AAAH!
*takes ashes of samba and runs of with radian*
mmb: now what where whe talking about?
warxe: what to do with the emerald....
mmb: oh yer right...
ks: yeah whatlle whe do?
mmb: UR NOT IN OUR TEAM!!!
ks: oh yeah forgot! *runs*
warxe: of that :bend:
xios: lets go!
mmb: yep^^
seph: lets go!
mmb: where going already sephiroth=-=*
seph: YAY!
*they walk of*
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ks *running*: hop! hop! hop!... wait, why am I running?... They've fooled me, but now I have a simple question... Where the heck am I? And who has the emerald? and why is Kenny here?
Kenny: Mmmmmmmmbbb... Mmmmm, mmmmmm, mmmmmm
ks: So that means that while I was running, I fell from a cliff and died, but where's my emerald?
Kenny: MMMMM!!!!
ks: Okay, it's not mine, I'm very possesive, I'll have to look for it. But, how do I revive?
Kenny *finally talks clearly*: Just do as I do... My secret way of reviving!!!
ks: OH YEAH!!! the secret of revival is...
*one episode passes*
ks: Okay, now I'm alive again, but now, who has the emerald?
Better do what I do better... Run in a random direction, kill everything that moves and find the emerald by luck!!!! *runs off towards an unknown direction*
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mmb: ern.....whe still didn't lose that emerald!
xios: nope
seph: im alive im alive....
warxe: ooh flashback, flashback :jumpin:
-flashback-
atma weapon: WROOAAAAAH!!!!
xios: aaaah! i had to take that bone from that ''rock'' ( tooth ).
mmb: shut up, and run!!!
xios: aaaah!
mmb: why dont whe just kill it?
seph: how?
mmb: with this *grabs in his pocket*
seph: ern.....its a pencil =-=*
mmb: yeah, i know, seph this will hurt!
seph: ok
mmb *sticks the pencil up sephiroth's @$$, and seph walks towards the atma weapon*
seph: OUCH OUCH OUCH!!!!!!
mmb: goodbye seph, u WHERE a brave man...
seph: *takes blade and chops the atma weapon into pieces*
mmb: YAAY!
-end of flashback-
xios: ur happy!
seph: duh
mmb: ern lets run!
warxe: for what?
mmb: i dunno, oh wait lets play hide and seek :)
warxe: YEAH!!
seph: YAY!!
xios: YAYAYAYA!!!
odin: ok
mmb: ODIN! you start!
odin: ok 1....2....3....4....5....6....7....8...9.......
*and they play hide and seek happily after*
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*stabs whoever has the real emerald, takes it, and runs away*
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ks*after randomly running, and killing Kenny who just revived*: arf... arf... the emerald is nowhere, my elabrated plan didn't work... BUT I WON'T CRY *sniff* okay, maybe a little...
*cries for two hours*
moose: Now I'll sell this beautiful thing although rules forbid it!!!
ks: *sñorg* Huh? that's moose... ...??? he has the emerald!!!
MY emerald!!! (no, not being possesive, remember Kenny and his memory) Okay, I'll do this the nice way. MY SCREAM LIKE A PSYCHO AND STEAL THE EMERALD TECH!!!!
moose: lalalala, I'll sell-it-although-I-break-da-rules
ks*screams like a psycho*: GIMME MY EMERALD!!!!!!
moose: AAAAAAAHHHHH!!! Wait, didn't you fall from a cliff?
ks: kenny helped me...
moose: HAH! I stopped your "scream like a psycho and steal the emerald"...tech.
ks: huh? OH YEAH!!! *screams like a psycho again, steals the emerald, performing the steal the emerald... ****ing long name tech*
ks: JAJAJAJAJAAAA!!! finally I got it!!!
moose: What will you do with the emerald you monster?
ks: Something I have desired for long... MY FAVOURITE SOCCER TEAM WILL BE CHAMPION IF I BRING THEM THE EMERALD!!!!
moose: you evil... dude.
ks: But, what to do with you...? If I kill you you'll revive anyway...
okay, but it's fun *kills moose*. Now, let's do again what I'm best at, my better tech... RUNNING AWAY WITH THE EMERALD... AND GETTING CAUGHT AND KILLED TECH!!! *runs*
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sniffs out whoever has the real REAL emerald with my super-furby johnson and snatch it with a fishing pole. *YOINK* Then gives it to osmose so that he can end the terror of the super-long posts with lots of people in.
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ks steals the emerald from osmose performing his "steal -the- emerald-long-as-a-fat-woman's-arse-name-tech"... and runs.
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Radian: I know! As he runs, I'll stick out my foot, and he will fall over. I will grab the emerald, and run away, and then I'll --
*Kinslayer goes right past him*
Radian: Crap.
Dragonium: *Throws Samba's ashes in a pressure chamber and forces him back together* Grr...
Samba: Drag, you know what time it is?
Dragonium: Yup.
Radian: Nyuk nyuk.
Dragonium: This will be the ultimate battle... It needs some... Special... Music...
Battle Start! (Click here) (http://www.freehomepages.com/duelist/ff8grieverbattle.mid)
KS: Hey, I love this music!
Dragonium attacks with Inferno Edge for 1202 damage!
Radian attacks with Judgement Cutter for 1197 damage!
Samba attacks with Ridge Shot for 1345 damage!
KS: Muahahaha! *Cough, choke*
KS warps into his ultimate form!
KS attacks Samba for 3422 damage!
Samba falls!
Radian revives Samba!
Dragonium charges up for an attack!
KS attacks Dragonium with Kin Slay for 4468 damage!
Dragonium attacks with Volcanic Split for 5809 damage!
KS heals to max HP!
Dragonium: Crap, this is endless... Guys... Let's go.
[GLOW]Team Fusion![/GLOW]
Team transforms to God Dragon!
KS is powered up by the emerald!
God Dragon attacks with Judgement Breath for 7688 damage!
*Light goes into emerald and refracts out again in several hundred beams, onto KS*
KS takes 9999 damage!
All: *All revert back to normal* Nyuk nyuk nyuk!
*All hop in the mech and run away*
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By some miracle weirdbeard11 makes a vortex that sucks everything into it bar himself and the emerald!
Weirdbeard11 then gets a bit bored n trades the emerald in for a diamond lol.....not really....HE EATS IT!
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Dragonium: *Steps out of the vortex* Hey, guys, it's a good thing we bought these anti-vortex boots earlier.
Radian: Yep.
Samba: Uh-huh.
Dragonium: Now, I'll get my packet of polo mints out, and we'll search for the emerald later.
WB: Oooooooooooooh! Shiny paper!! *Runs at Dragonium*
Dragonium: Uhm? *Sticks his foot out*
*Thwang*
WB: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! *Flies through the air, off a cliff*
*Emerald comes out of his mouth*
Dragonium: Well, whaddaya know? *Grabs emerald and hides it in his polo mint wrapper*
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KS: RAAAAAARGH*back to life with Kenny's help (one episode passes)* Thou cannot destroy me!!! 'Tis MY EMERALD!!!!!!!!!!
*angrily, destroys dragonium and grabs the emerald* arf... arf... that was horrible... now, let's teleport to my country... Argentina!!! and no one will catch me there!!!
*teleports*
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The band of Amish folk arrive again and cut off Kinslayer's head. X_marks_the_ed sells the emerald to Grandy for a new black hat and $2.000.000.000. (GRANDY now has it not me. I have a new hat, not the emerald)
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Cats: all your [STRIKE]base[/STRIKE] (emerald) are belong to us!
Leon: WTF?!
*grandy walks by*
Cats: all your emerald are belong to us!
Leon: stop saying that......
*grandy walks out of site*
Leon: .............
Leon: you just missed your chance....
Cats: all you [GLOW]RUBY[/GLOW] are belong to us!
Leon: wtf!!!! what ruby!!?!!
*Leon pulls out an RPG (rocket propelled grenade ;) )*
Cats: someone set us up the bomb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Cats explodes*
*Cats severed head is flung by the blast towards the un suspecting owner of the emerald (Grandy for all those who are slooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ) and knocks the emerald from his hand*
Leon: cool :)
IT IS ONCE AGAIN MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
*Leon: uses the powers of his dark blade and the emerald to raise the FLYING FORTRESS OF DOOM!!!! (wtf!)
Leon: I am the dark lord of the emerald!!! MUHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *cough* HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*Leon looks down from the throne room*
Leon: holy crap.......
:yell: I forgot the emerald!!!!!!!!!!
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X_marks_the_ed just happened to walk by when all of a sudden, the emerald hits him on the head. He runs off with it to his shack. There, he inserts it into an emerald shaped hole in the wall. In a flash of light, X is leader besides Leon and Grandy each holding 1/3 of the emerald.
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KS's head: GOOD body, I'm a little bit to the right... no, more... there you go *ks's body puts it's head back
ks: There they are, friggi'n amish... GIMME MY EMERALD!!!
x_marks_the_ed: It's not yours...
ks: Oh, right... anyway.... DIE!!! *kills x_marks and his clan and grabs the 1/3 of the emerald* now, there's grandy... gimme the rest of my emerald!!!
grandy: Okay
ks: NO!!! you're sopposed to ask for mercy and not giving it away!!!
grandy, oh yeah... mercy
ks: NO WAY!!! *kills grandy and grabs the emerald and reunites it* now with the emerald I have INFINITE POWER!!! AJAJAJAJAJAJAAAAAA!!!
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Leon_1990: Yo, Ks. What about my third?
Ks:Oh yeah.
(X_marks_the_ed gets back up along with Grandy.)
Ks:How...
X:Everyone else gets to come back to life. Why not us?
Grandy:Yeah. You think killing us will get rid of us?
Ks:...
(X's army also gets back up.)
X:Attack... now.
(The Amish army run towards Ks and slash him to pieces)
Grandy:You know he's just gonna find a way to come back alive.
X:Yeah, I know.
Merry:X_MARKS_THE_ED!!!
X:Uh, hi... Merry.
Merry:I hope you're happy!!
X:What'd I do now?
Merry:You blew off another date, that's what!!!!
X:Oh, shiiooowwww!!!
(Merry pulls X by the ear. X throws his third of the emerald to Leon.)
Leon:I guess we should wait till Kinslayer gets back up.
Grandy:Yeah, loopholes rock!!!
Leon:...
Grandy:Except when they're used against us.
Leon:C'mon Kinslayer. Come up with some stupid excuse to come back. We know you're gonna do it.
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(I am using Merry for entertainment purposes.)
Merry runs up to Leon and Grandy and snatch each of their emeralds.
X:Oh, now who's... doing... What were we doing again?
Leon:Hey Ed! No spamming!!
X:Hey, read the top.
Grandy:Top? What're you talking about?
X:So, I guess we're not supposed to know this is a thread. Look, let's just pretend this never happened, Ok?
Grandy,Leon,and Merry:Fine.
Merry:I'm gone.
X:Phew.
Merry:You're still coming with me, mister.
X:Awwwwww!!!!!
(Leon and Grandy get back their pieces and X follows Merry back home to his shack to find Ks has woken and destroyed the shack.)
X:Ma shak, ma bootiful shak!!!!!
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KS: MMMM I'm dead, and I didn't find any retarded excuse to come back to life, but for now, I'll wait to X_marks_the_ed to die and...
Park: Wait, that's a stupid idea
KS: HEY PARK!!! How'bout YOU kill him?
Park: But I ca... wait... I AM the Park, yeah, I'll bring him, but promise me a piece of the emerald.
KS: Ok, but you have to revive me after this
Park: Deal. *Park brings X_marks_the_ed to Hell and returns Kinslayer to life*
Park: Ok, now my part of the deal...
KS: The emerald cannot be broken
Park: Then?
KS: I don't know... LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!!!!
Park: WHAT?!
*Kinslayer runs with the emerald*
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(X_marks_the_ed rises from hell.)
X:I'm getting really tired of this whole coming back to life thing.
(Merry, grandy, and Leon surround Kinslayer.)
X:Give me the emerald... or else.
Ks:Or else what?
X:You heard him Leon.
Leon:Right. I summon the forces of the light...
Grandy:...and the forces of the shadows...
Merry:...and the forces of the forces of nature....
X:...and the forces of the Amish
(Leon points a golden sword at the sky. Grandy points a black sword at the sky. Merry points a rose at the sky. X points a rake at the sky. A beam of light hits the objects. In a flash, all four disappeared. Kinslayer notices he still has the Emerald.)
Ks:Ha!! They killed themselves!!!
(At that moment, a big object hit the ground. It had Merry's, Leon's, Grandy's, and X's head. One on each side. I was gigantic and had grey armor. As it spoke, all faces spoke.)
???:I beleive you have something of mine.
(Ks cowering fear, turns towards the beast.)
Ks:Cheap trick.
???:This is no trick. I am Z. I am a force to be reckoned with.
Ks:I'll find a way to beat you.
Z:You can't beat me.
Ks:Kinda saw that coming.
(Z snatches the emerald and flies into the sun.)
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Z:Ha! It's been two days, and no one has tried to stop me. I bet they all gave up. That means I win.
Ks:We're no replying because we know that you, Z, feed off of replies, and I beleive you're expired.
(Z starts to turn a dark orange. He splits into four again. All hit the ground unconscious. The emerald is missing.)
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Ks recovers the emerald and runs away
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and away he runs and is never seen again...