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Off-Topic => All of all! => Topic started by: Red Haze on February 06, 2005, 10:18:06 PM

Title: Most useless invention
Post by: Red Haze on February 06, 2005, 10:18:06 PM

What is the most useless invention in your opinion? For me, I find clothing, other than undergarments, to be the most useless. Unless it's cold out you don't need pants and a shirt. What do YOU think? :|

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Post by: Revolution911 on February 06, 2005, 10:35:43 PM

lmao

what r u a nudist?

penis enlargers.....most useless invention....

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Post by: FFL2and3rocks on February 06, 2005, 10:45:26 PM

Parking meters.

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Post by: DragonBlaze on February 06, 2005, 10:46:27 PM

Gamecube....

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Post by: MrMister on February 06, 2005, 11:07:18 PM

Sandwich Maker

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Post by: SleepAid on February 07, 2005, 01:00:11 AM

http://www.********.com/

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Post by: drenrin2120 on February 07, 2005, 02:17:06 AM

The Automatic Blender
The electric toothbrush. Why do people gotta be so lazy?!(Wow, that makes me a hypocrit! :eyes: )
The Toilet with the jets... ever heard?

And last, the most useless invention...

Maxipads...Not THE maxipads... but the ones with wings... I'm not a girl, but I don't see a point. "Buy maxipads instead. Why? They've got wings! see? perty wings..."  :blue-eye:

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Post by: WarxePB on February 07, 2005, 02:27:32 AM

Religion: Screwing humans over for more than 6000 years!

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DragonBlaze
Gamecube....

*chucks copies of Metroid Prime and ToS at DragonBlaze's head* *and for good measure, chucks a Gamecube too*

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Post by: Red Haze on February 07, 2005, 02:30:07 AM

lol I'm not a nudist but pants suck! Join me my brothers! Join me in the pantsless revolution! Down with pants! Down with pants!

lol thats going to be my campaign speech, short but sweet.

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Post by: SleepAid on February 07, 2005, 03:30:37 AM

Dude. Just wear a kilt.

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Post by: DragonBlaze on February 07, 2005, 03:52:16 AM

 

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*chucks copies of Metroid Prime and ToS at DragonBlaze's head* *and for good measure, chucks a Gamecube too*

Oww, that hurt, you didn't have to be so mean about it  :p

I agree about the jet toliet thingy, thats just wrong...


 

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lol I'm not a nudist but pants suck! Join me my brothers! Join me in the pantsless revolution! Down with pants! Down with pants!

Umm, what happens if I'm at school now...

Oh well, what the heck!

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Post by: Razor on February 07, 2005, 06:10:53 AM

...I'm going to have to agree with Asakura here.

That, or homework. Boo!

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Post by: Darkfox on February 07, 2005, 06:25:06 AM

That machine that butters toast for you. You gotta be extremely lazy to use that!

Or

The mechanical icecream dipper.

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Post by: Drace on February 07, 2005, 08:20:43 AM

Helmets, why do you try to hide the problem if you can solve it.

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Post by: Red Giant on February 07, 2005, 04:31:47 PM

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Oww, that hurt, you didn't have to be so mean about it  :p

*Flattens DragonBlaze with a large steamroller that has a G on the front*

Noone would invent anything without purpose, and even if they did, noone would sell it or mass-produce it, so if anyone DID make something utterly useless, chances are noone will have heard of it.

Except those extendo-swat things. I hate those things.

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Post by: Snake Eater on February 07, 2005, 06:29:56 PM

Homework. We learn stuff in school and when we go home, instead of getting time to relax, we have to do schoolwork

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Post by: Darkfox on February 07, 2005, 06:34:11 PM

Yes, Homework= >:

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Post by: White Dwarf on February 07, 2005, 07:35:45 PM

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Yes, Homework= >:

homework= what i SHOULD be doing no

i HATE homework, i never get time to do any thing else, so i dont do it, well i do some

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Post by: Drace on February 07, 2005, 08:32:06 PM

You mean you guys actually do homework? I just write over from the nerd who's allmost allways sitting next to me.

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Post by: AsakuraHao2004 on February 07, 2005, 08:42:14 PM

...where'd my post go? Was it deleted? Why?

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Post by: Razor on February 07, 2005, 09:02:50 PM

Date: Mon 7 Feb 2005, 01:20 am
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Carmen set it up the bomb.

Regardless, truth be known, George Bush is the most useless invention.

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Post by: PikaTira on February 07, 2005, 09:05:58 PM

Sparknotes .... Oh wait that the most useful thing ever created.


Mc Donald's drive thu cup holders. They never hold anything still. Not even the little kid's meal cups.

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Post by: Red Giant on February 07, 2005, 09:09:40 PM

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Originally posted by AsakuraHao2004
...where'd my post go? Was it deleted? Why?

What did you say? Did you flame or something?

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Post by: Razor on February 07, 2005, 09:14:58 PM

It was a no word post of a picture of George Bush pointing to himself in a girly fashion, answering the question "What is the most useless invention ever?"

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Post by: SaiKar on February 07, 2005, 09:23:25 PM

The snooze button on alarm clocks. The idea is that when the alarm goes off, you are not actually getting up.

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Post by: Red Giant on February 07, 2005, 09:23:41 PM

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Originally posted by Razor
It was a no word post of a picture of George Bush pointing to himself in a girly fashion, answering the question "What is the most useless invention ever?"

Doesn't sound like it deserved to be deleted.

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Post by: Red Haze on February 08, 2005, 02:33:19 AM

I'm going to agree with homework too, it's right up there with pants. And I will also try that kilt idea, the people who sit infront of me in school and look back better be ready to be scarred for life!

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Post by: DragonBlaze on February 08, 2005, 05:22:58 AM

Wait, now exactly is George Buse an invention?
 :p

As for homework, I have yet to bring any home this year (besides reports). In math class I just sit on the back heater with 4 other people, and we copy homework for everything we missed. The funny thing is that 95% of the time we're copying/working on our math homework which he is currently going over. Then at the end of the class he always gives us perfect scores... I wonder when he'll catch on that we're never really doing our homework.

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Post by: SleepAid on February 08, 2005, 05:40:04 AM

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Originally posted by Razor It was a no word post of a picture of George Bush pointing to himself in a girly fashion, answering the question "What is the most useless invention ever?"

Doesn't sound like it deserved to be deleted.

Agreed. Someone also deleted a large post of mine that was all in russian. EVEN THOUGH AoA is an 'all languages permited' forum.

And for some reason unknown, she edited out the website I put as my response. What the **** is this ****?

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Post by: Drace on February 08, 2005, 06:27:25 AM

This is Episode 5: The mods stike back!!!!

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Post by: AsakuraHao2004 on February 08, 2005, 01:55:43 PM

 

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Agreed. Someone also deleted a large post of mine that was all in russian. EVEN THOUGH AoA is an 'all languages permited' forum.

What exaclty IS going on... abuse of power an personal (WRONG) opinons, I believe.

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Post by: WarxePB on February 08, 2005, 02:01:06 PM

Carmen was doing what she thought was right. I'm not saying it was right or wrong, but you need to respect her decision. Life isn't always fair, and that's a fact you'll have to learn sooner or later.


Er, yeah. I still say Religion is the worst invention ever.

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Post by: carmen on February 08, 2005, 03:05:07 PM

thankyou warxe, but thats not needed ^_^. this is post what you thing is a useless INVENTION thread everyone, lets not get off topic here.if you have any questions or concerns contact me via PM. Have a great day.

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Post by: charaman on February 08, 2005, 10:24:21 PM

wow, hardass mods, lets keep this a little relaxed, this isnt a deathcamp. we come here by choice.

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Post by: Ruler of the Dark on February 08, 2005, 11:01:57 PM

I disagree with homework being the worst invention

I SAY ALL SCHOOL WORK IS!!!

seriously, we go to school to learn. Why do we have to prove anything to the teachers?

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Post by: MrMister on February 08, 2005, 11:22:50 PM

It's good to have homework, but not as much as I remember getting.  As long as the teachers know you've learned what you need.  If they don't know what was taught this year you aren't going to learn anything next year.

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Post by: Revolution911 on February 09, 2005, 12:31:34 AM

homework......lets see...... havent done any of it in nearly 2 weeks.....all thanks to the lunch period

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Post by: AsakuraHao2004 on February 09, 2005, 02:46:57 AM

I currently have 4 pages of math and 2 of history that I should have done, and now I'm getting even further behind becuase I skipped today, but I bought the new Rammstein CD, so all will turn out for the best.

Since my first (and best) responsce was unnessicarily deleted, I'll say:













Rap.

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Post by: Osmose on February 09, 2005, 02:59:20 AM

Never doing homework at home is fun, albeit a bit not so fun when your rushing in school to do the work.

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Post by: Darkfox on February 09, 2005, 04:14:10 AM

 

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Rap.

As my friend used to say "Rap is crap without the c" and you know what... technically, he was correct, it is crap without the c.

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Post by: Goatulon on February 09, 2005, 04:59:10 AM

I would say AOL Disks, but they have too many uses. Espescially here in utah when it snows they make great ice scrapers for the car windshield.

So I guess it'd be the toaster oven, come on its just a small oven that can barely fit a few slices of toast into it. Get a microwave or a real oven thats what I say.

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Post by: Spake_Man on February 13, 2005, 12:00:10 AM

hmmmm , useless invention you say...........well..........it has to be the.................herring !

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Post by: wildguy3922 on February 13, 2005, 12:03:30 AM

It's better not to have a goal in life. You'll come out much happier and you'll feel like you haven't failed anything.

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Post by: Apex on February 13, 2005, 05:02:25 AM

who in the hell would want this? now this is just plain usless and a waste of sticker material

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Post by: Osmose on February 13, 2005, 06:00:27 AM

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I would say AOL Disks, but they have too many uses. Espescially here in utah when it snows they make great ice scrapers for the car windshield.

So I guess it'd be the toaster oven, come on its just a small oven that can barely fit a few slices of toast into it. Get a microwave or a real oven thats what I say.

Not true. Several times I have yearned for a toaster over to make my insta-pizza and frozen dinners have the crisp of an oven without having to deal with the oven.

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Post by: Dragonium on February 13, 2005, 09:47:14 AM

I say those maps you get for Geography homework! Why are there no labels? Where is this map meant to be showing you? Oh, right, you want me to COLOUR CODE it... Right. I can colour. I'm not learning anything.

And Geometry! What had the guy who invented geometry been drinking?  Who here has ever seen an Octagon in real life? Not in a textbook? Anyone? Hello...?

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on February 13, 2005, 01:55:13 PM

The most useless invention is the paperweight. It's not like you're gonna have a desk outside, so how's your paper gonna blow away?

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Post by: Osmose on February 13, 2005, 03:17:18 PM

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The most useless invention is the paperweight. It's not like you're gonna have a desk outside, so how's your paper gonna blow away?

Window. Cat. Space-Time Distortion.

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Post by: WarxePB on February 13, 2005, 03:24:45 PM

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Sleepaid
So, you're saying that I could call you a ****, and even if you didn't agree it would be true anyway and you'd just have to suck it up....

According to my logic, yes. But that wouldn't prevent me from flaming your ass to kingdom come.

But we've gone off-topic enough in this thread. If you want to continue this, Sleepaid, we'll do it through PMs.

*We now return to your regularly-scheduled programming.*

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Post by: wildguy3922 on February 13, 2005, 03:30:05 PM

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I say those maps you get for Geography homework! Why are there no labels? Where is this map meant to be showing you? Oh, right, you want me to COLOUR CODE it... Right. I can colour. I'm not learning anything.

And Geometry! What had the guy who invented geometry been drinking?  Who here has ever seen an Octagon in real life? Not in a textbook? Anyone? Hello...?

That is because whatever they find out that works with math, they want everyone to learn, even if we don't use it at all in today's society.

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Post by: GaryCXJk on February 13, 2005, 05:33:09 PM

Bandaid.

Or medicines against flues. They don't work.

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Post by: SleepAid on February 14, 2005, 02:24:52 AM

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Bandaid.

Or medicines against flues. They don't work.

I dissagree. I use bandaids all the time.  Next time you're wearing a nice white shirt and you cut your thumb, I think you'll see differently:)

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Sleepaid So, you're saying that I could call you a ****, and even if you didn't agree it would be true anyway and you'd just have to suck it up....

According to my logic, yes. But that wouldn't prevent me from flaming your ass to kingdom come.

But we've gone off-topic enough in this thread. If you want to continue this, Sleepaid, we'll do it through PMs.

*We now return to your regularly-scheduled programming.*

I don't want to continue it. Simple 'rudeness - retort' thing. See, I hate it when people talk down to me. Especialy someone who's never met me. Thank you for handling it maturely.


Most useless invention eh? Hm.... text messeging cell phones.