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Off-Topic => All of all! => Topic started by: Razor on February 26, 2005, 02:08:50 PM
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So anyway, the other day during school, down in one of the computer rooms, we went for to do English work. Posted on the wall is something about the face on Mars, and other alien stuff. Below that face lies a list of contacts, including one to president@whitehouse.gov; the President. "The President, ey? I'll remember that." Moments later I was discussing with Weregnome and Jawzz what I would email him. It took a few days, but I thought of something suitable, necessary and down-right relevant, so I set out to do so.
Well, today came, with the previous idea of messaging the President wavering in and out, I constantly forgot about it. But as this internet cafe plan came forth, I remembered it, and said "go for it!"
Indeed, I wrote down thine email, and sent it off, with many a blind carbon copy to friends. Below now, is what happened just half an hour ago.
"From: Razor McRazor
To: president@whitehouse.gov
Subject: A question of minor importance for Mr Bush Jr
Sent: Saturday, 26 February 2005 10:00:10 PM
Dear Mr President.
Could Superman outrun The Flash?
Sincerly yours,
Jesus."
It only took moments, but indeed I got a reply.
"Thank you for e-mailing President Bush. Your ideas and comments are very important to him.
Because of the large volume of e-mail received, the President cannot personally respond to each message. However, the White House staff considers and reports citizen ideas and concerns.
In addition to President@WhiteHouse.gov, we have developed White House Web Mail, an automated e-mail response system. Please access http://www.whitehouse.gov/webmail to submit comments on a specific issue.
Additionally, we welcome you to visit our website for the most up-to-date information on current events and topics of interest to you."
Now, that may be an autoreply, but regardless of that, the six of us here found that ROFLMAO worthy. God loves sugar.
Edit: Six. There were six of us.
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LOL!!!!!!
thats cool
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wahahahahahaha!!!!!
im like laughing my lungs out :P XD
heehe :smoke:
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lol :D
thats weird...
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I can see it now...
"Bush: *looks at Razor's email*
Cheney: What's wrong, George?
Bush: Could Superman outrun The Flash?
Cheney: That's a good question. I'll go ask the employees.
*5 minutes later*
Cheney: No one in the White House knew.
Bush: Well, then. We'll ask the American persons!
Cheney: Do you really want to waste millions on such a trivial piece of information?
Bush: ...Yes."
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LMAO. Oh, good stuff.
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LoL, that's great.
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ROFL! XD
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He'll ask Tony Blair. Then Blair will convert the hospital funds into trying to find out the answer. That's the way it works round here. _sweat_
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ROFLMAO!!!! XD
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What positive feedback. :p
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Damn, you're my new idol of the week! XD
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yer we all laughged our asres off when we saw that on his comp... I think everyone else in Galaxy Gaming was a lil confused... lol.
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*phone rings*
Milk-chan: Oh, the phone! *picks it up* Hello, this is Edward and I'm a cowboy!
Bush: Eh... it's me Milkchan.
Milk-chan: Oh, Bill Clinton!
Bush: *starts hitting his desk, now wearing sunglasses* No, this is not Bill Clinton! And I don't even know any Moniku Looinski!
Milk-chan: Oh, Mr. President!
Bush: Yes, I am most defunctly the president!
Milk-chan: So you have a mission for me?
Bush: Uhhh... mishun... oh yes, a group of Osomians have infraded a place in Ohio and have mootated the potat-oes into starchy super soldiers. We need you to stoop them!
Milk-chan: Roger! Roooger! *hangs up*
*later*
Tetsco: Kings Ideal Labratory, that is where the man who created me is, how dreamy!
*later*
Dr. Eyepatch: Ah yes, evil potatoes, we have somthing just for that, START!
"Robot #01134, the Potato Mashifier/Frienizor"
........and so on until.
*Phone rings*
Milk-chan: Oh, phone! *grabs phone holding a bag of chips*
Bush: Hello, Milk, how did the mishun go?
Milk: Yummy! *eats potatoe chips*
Bush: Uhhh... right, well I have a very important question to ask you!
Milk: Yes Mr. President?
Bush: Uh... could Soupurman outrun the Flush?
Milk: ... *sweatdrop* uhhhhh... *hangs up phone*
Btw. The mispelled words for Bush were on purpose because of how he tends to mispronounce words, XD..
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XD
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What was that to? Razor's thing, my thing, or both? lol
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Annnnnyway, to add to this, I got a couple replies from my Blind Carbon Copy friends.
Mr Matt:
From:
George W Bush
The Presidents Office
The White House
Washington D.C
America
Earth
To:
Jesus c/- God
Heaven
Upper Stratosphere
Dear Jesus;
Yes; but not on his home planet.
Sincerely yours;
Mr George W. Bush
And El Presidente, yes, you remember, that guy!
Some guy in back row: Woo! That guy rocks!
Razor: Shut up, El Prez!
El Prez: Well why don't you just make me?
Anyway, his reply:
Dear Jesus,
Superman could not literally 'out run' The Flash, such a thought is primitive.
However, evidence from one of Superman's movies shows that he can circle the entire Earth multiple times so quickly that it sets time in reverse.
Therefore, I have come to the conclusion that Superman is actually faster than The Flash, but he couldn't 'out run' him.
The White House will be issuing a $1,000,000,000 grant to the research of this topic, rather than sending the money to Iraq for troop morale.
Thank you for your question of minor importance,
Mr Bush Jr.
Joy!
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Perfect spelling- dead giveaway to being fake.
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Perfect spelling- dead giveaway to being fake.
Boy, they need the Bush dictionary.