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Off-Topic => All of all! => Forum gaming => Topic started by: Tharial on March 27, 2005, 12:01:24 AM

Title: 50 stupid ways.
Post by: Tharial on March 27, 2005, 12:01:24 AM: Someone start.
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Post by: dragoninja on March 27, 2005, 12:10:25 AM: Sorry I'm late, I just had a date before this one.
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Post by: Tharial on March 27, 2005, 12:11:46 AM: Okey this one then:

You know there are a giant gold fish blocking our door!?
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Post by: charaman on March 28, 2005, 02:39:46 AM: sorry, but I had more important plans.
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Post by: Linkforce on March 28, 2005, 02:52:49 AM: sorry, i was just finishing up my last dinner...
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Post by: Darkfox on March 28, 2005, 02:57:26 AM: What in the world is this game about?
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Post by: WarxePB on March 28, 2005, 02:59:24 AM: "You wouldn't believe it. On my way home, I was abducted by space ninjas, who took me to their leader, who demanded that I fight his uber-powerful space ninja chief..."

*20 minutes later*

"...and then I smacked him with that cow, and escaped. Pretty weird, huh?"
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Post by: MSlash67 on March 28, 2005, 03:16:32 AM: Sorry I'm late,I just awoke from a 10yr coma
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Post by: Darkfox on March 28, 2005, 03:24:45 AM: "I had an experience with a Samurai Space Marine..."

*20 mins later*

"...and some fuzzy green animal alien girls tried to examine my brain and then..."

*hour later*

"And that is how I cured the common cold... oh and the Samurai Space Marine Mafia was finally defeated. That is where I was all day! I SWEAR!!"
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Post by: Omegadestroyer7 on March 28, 2005, 03:57:53 AM: well... i got shot by a mad scientist with a tranquilizer dart

*20 minutes later*

i woke up in a white room with no doors

*10 minutes later*

i kicked that scientist, and saved the frogs from a horrendous mutation... and thats when the CIA came in

*30 minutes later*

the world is safe from evil again... for now.
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Post by: Razor on March 28, 2005, 07:39:45 AM: they don't all have to be incredibly long, y'know.

Sorry I'm late, but your sister just wanted more, more!

Sorry I'm late, but I think my other girlfriend is catching on and - oh wait, you don't know about her do ya?
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Post by: Dragonium on March 28, 2005, 09:40:36 AM: Sorry I'm late, but I was slowed down by a few unfortunate incidents. It started like a normal day, me bathing in my volcano, surrounded by hot liquid magma, when...

*10 minutes later*

... And, as such I was forced to genetically alter the wallpaper paste, in order to reach the rare blue diamond, and...

*30 minutes later*

... So I had to chase him on the miniature train, but the track was too short, so I had to pick up the box of spare track pieces and lay it at light-speed, when...

*2 hours later*

... But he wasn't counting on me breaking out of the cupboard, so I trod on the fake plastic dog turd which opened the secret compartment in the floor, which sent him flying through the air, and...

*8 hours later*

... And then I wired him up to the hoverboard I got for my birthday and pilotted him into prison, and that's where I was all day. Hey, you awake?
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Post by: dragoninja on March 28, 2005, 12:23:42 PM: Sorry I'm late, you won't belive it but I had $ex with your sister
(and then the most idiotic thing to say right after) What's on the menu, I'm starving

EDIT: Does it have to be 50 things... Tharial, can you take away the "50" from the title..?
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Post by: Sqoad on March 30, 2005, 08:06:15 PM: Sorry for being late, But I died last monday and I've been trying to wake up from the dead for a whole month...
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Post by: Kinslayer on March 30, 2005, 10:06:46 PM: "Sorry I'm late but my imaginary girlfriend called me... Wait... can I come back later?"
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Post by: drenrin2120 on March 30, 2005, 10:44:28 PM: Yeah, sorry I didn't show. I was doing my homework.
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Post by: SleepAid on March 30, 2005, 10:49:21 PM: Remember those guys in trench coats that said that I owed them money?
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Post by: drenrin2120 on March 30, 2005, 10:53:43 PM: Forgive me for being late but I was doing my volunteer work at the food bank.

*points and laugh*

LIAR
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Post by: Grandy on March 30, 2005, 11:16:55 PM: "I'm sorry I'm late, but I was reading poor excuses in a forum in the internet"
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Post by: Revolution911 on March 30, 2005, 11:18:14 PM: Sorry I was late, I woulda came sooner but I just didnt give a s***.
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Post by: Fortet on March 31, 2005, 03:11:15 AM: Sorry I'm late, I've been browsing the iternet for ways to get rid of girfriends.
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Post by: dragoninja on April 01, 2005, 07:59:39 PM: Sorry I'm late, I had something much more intresting to do
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Post by: Dragonium on April 01, 2005, 08:16:34 PM: "Sorry I'm late. There was an earthquake in Thailand - I mean, there was traffic!".

*Sit for most of the date in silence*

*Near the end...*

*Sniff deeply* "People in trouble! They need me!!"

*Stand up and run*
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Post by: Sqoad on April 01, 2005, 09:32:59 PM: Sorry I'm late... But a murdurer killed me on the way here and took my money, But I surivived and got here!

EDIT: Sorry boss for being late! But your wife and your daughter were a little to curius on how group $ex was... And I was willing to demonstrate with them... Now I think there were a raise going on!
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Post by: Sqoad on April 01, 2005, 09:39:54 PM: Sorry I'm late, I ran out of gas while I was at the gas station, so I had to walk the whole way
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Post by: Grandy on April 03, 2005, 06:18:49 AM: (Off-topic) Woah! This kind of avatar is really popular lately...

(On topic) "Sorry I'm late, I just dont like you"
"Sorry I'm late, but what are three days?"
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Post by: Danie on April 03, 2005, 08:06:01 AM: Sorry i'm late I just spent an hour in the car thinking up an excuse.
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Post by: Ace of Spades on April 03, 2005, 08:10:19 AM: Sorry I'm late. I just remembered that I'm gay...
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Post by: dragoninja on April 03, 2005, 09:36:28 AM: (off topic) Yea, It is popular now days...
(on topic) Sorry I'm late, you are paying for the food right??
Sorry I'm late, but being a week late isn't that bad?
Sorry I'm late, I was kidnapped.
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Post by: Sqoad on April 03, 2005, 05:46:41 PM: Sorry I'm late but I thought that playing Xbox were more fun than you. Well? Where do you want to go?

Edit: Sorry for being late but a man in America died in a car crash! I had to go on his funerale...
(His answer) But we live in Sweden....
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Post by: Dragonium on April 03, 2005, 05:56:36 PM: Sorry I'm late, but some idiot n00b was topic-kicking and flaming, again, and I had to go get a mod to flame his ***. Whaddaya mean, what am I talking about...?
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Post by: BlackIceAdept on April 03, 2005, 06:35:40 PM: *fake panting* sorry...I'm late this old lady crashed into me and started attacking me with pepper spray...
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on April 03, 2005, 07:09:19 PM: "Whddya mean where's my foot?"
"Sorry I'm late, but I just discovered my deformed sixth toe. Wanna see?"
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Post by: Sqoad on April 03, 2005, 07:14:53 PM: Hi! I know I'm late but I don't really give a $ln!7
So! Are you paying for the food?
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Post by: RuneBlade on April 03, 2005, 07:31:14 PM: Sorry im late, I seemed to have misplaced my pants.
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Post by: dragoninja on April 03, 2005, 07:37:09 PM: This one then "Who are you?"
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Post by: Red Giant on April 03, 2005, 08:19:49 PM: "Sorry I'm late, but I'm trying to make a bad first impression to make sure we'll never get into an argument later with you complaining that our relationship is going downhill.
By the way.
*Punch in the face*"
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Post by: RPG LORD on April 03, 2005, 09:28:23 PM: Did I have to come?
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Post by: Sqoad on April 04, 2005, 10:15:04 AM: "I didn't want to come..."
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Post by: weirdbeard11 on April 05, 2005, 05:49:57 PM: Oh sorry I took so lnog I was doing your sis....I mean I was doing the ironing for you!
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Post by: shadow_doom on April 06, 2005, 06:03:36 PM: i was riding my bike when i crashed into a lamppost a dog attack me...

10 days later

that when i finaly got home i hit an old woman and she hit me with her hand bag. are you awake hello can you hear me i seid ARE YOU AWAKE!!!!
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Post by: Empty Minion on April 10, 2005, 05:47:43 AM: Dinner? what the hell is dinner?
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Post by: Darkfox on April 10, 2005, 06:57:58 AM: "Sorry I'm late, I had to wait all day on Pluto till finally I hitched a ride with some drunk Neptunians... my gosh did the backseat of their space car stink! And then they forgot to take me back home so uhhhhh... thats when a flying horse flew by and I rode on it for a while but uhhh... a meteor crashed into it and it exploded!! Because it wasn't a horse, it was a rocket!! And uhhh... I was hurled through space for some hours until I finally backstroked here... oh yeah, the burning and the lack of oxygen... uhhh... I used a fishbowl and a block of ice! YEAH! Thats the ticket!"

*gets thrown out*
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Post by: Big_Duke on April 10, 2005, 06:19:26 PM: Sorry I'm late,Five Hundred Policemen...

75 years later.....

And then I finally came here.

*both die*
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Post by: dragoninja on April 11, 2005, 05:17:14 AM: Sorry I'm late... but hey, At least I came!
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Post by: Kinslayer on April 12, 2005, 09:28:34 PM: *sorry I'm late, but I died and revived just like Kenny!!!*
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on April 13, 2005, 12:22:37 AM: "Sorry I'm late but the camel wanted the pie. I told him it was bad for his thighs but nooo, he had to eat that pie so then he got a stomach ache and I carried him to Roswell where we found Area 51. Apparently the US Military doesn't like 'Trespassing on Government Property' so I hung out there til we were brainwashed but I did meet Elvis, he was pretty cool, gave me a bratwurst. We caught a bus and got here by means of banana. Now where's my underwear!?!?!"
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Post by: Bluhman on April 13, 2005, 07:28:51 PM: "Sorry I'm late, it tripped over a rock, several dead bodies, somebody's contact lens, more dead bodies, a dead body with blonde spiky hair, a living body that looked dead, a tortise shell, a mushroom, a flower which somehow set me on fire, and another rock."
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Post by: Dragonium on April 13, 2005, 08:10:03 PM: Sorry I'm late. I missed the bus and had to input a cheat code to bring the bus back. But I hadn't got my Gameshark with me, so I had to call a taxi. The driver was cool, he was an ex-plumber who wore red and blue dungarees and spoke in an Italian accent. I gave him the money, but he didn't accept it. So I got out and blew my Chocoziner, until a Chicobo fell down and stole it. So I waggled my leg and ran around like a moron, and a big one came, then I got on it and rode over here. And then I...

*10 hours later*

... Which is why I crashed into that wall. Now my memory is fuzzy. It's fuzzy like a little Chicobo; did I tell you about how my Chocoziner was stolen?
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Post by: drenrin2120 on April 13, 2005, 08:40:56 PM: I'm sorry I'm late, but it doesn't look like I missed anything spectaculor so we're all set!" :D
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Post by: Sqoad on April 14, 2005, 07:45:10 AM: How about this one: "Date? What date?"
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Post by: ultros on May 06, 2005, 02:19:05 PM: sorry, but i was abducted by an evil alien mothership and was creully experimented upon by their chiefs. I managed to escape in a stolen ferrari but it broke down, so i had to call the rac,but they sucked, and took three hours to find me, so that's why i'm soo late
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Post by: Dragonium on May 06, 2005, 03:04:06 PM: Sorry I'm late, Ultros was topic-kicking... Meh...
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Post by: Leon_1990 on May 06, 2005, 03:18:20 PM: sorry I'm late..... i had 2 go to my funeral
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Post by: PikaTira on May 06, 2005, 05:45:59 PM: I was here before everyone but then I got bored so I left.
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Post by: Sqoad on May 06, 2005, 06:10:10 PM: I thought I promised someone else...
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Post by: ultros on May 08, 2005, 06:41:38 PM: "sorry 'm late but I was at another woman's house..."
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Post by: Scarface Larry on May 08, 2005, 07:33:42 PM: "Sorry, I was doing something that was obviously more interesting then you, because it took me 2 hours to get off my lazy @$$....
*44 hours and one lot of cofee later*
"And thats how I saved the venusian monkey queen from the evil french monster. What, too long?"
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Post by: CoolZidane on May 08, 2005, 07:42:42 PM: Sorry I'm late, but...wait a second. Who the hell are you?
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on May 08, 2005, 07:54:25 PM: Sorry I'm late, but we already came up with 59th stupid way out of 50. Freaky.
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Post by: Scarface Larry on May 12, 2005, 07:09:00 PM: Sorry I'm late, ZeroKirbyX just posted before me....oh yeah, and I didn't give a george bush about you.
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Post by: darkrune on May 26, 2005, 11:32:20 PM: Sorry I'm late but I had to finish writing a post on 50 lame late for date lines.
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Post by: Scarface Larry on May 26, 2005, 11:54:28 PM: Sorry I'm late I was telling darkrune that he made a topic kick.
Please look at the date before you post.
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Post by: MrMister on May 27, 2005, 12:13:31 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Scarface Larry
Sorry I'm late I was telling darkrune that he made a topic kick.
Please look at the date before you post.

No, he didn't. It's a forum gaming thread, and can't be kicked.
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Post by: andy165175 on May 27, 2005, 06:41:20 PM: sorry i was late for dinner.... here are the divorce papers
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Post by: Scarface Larry on May 27, 2005, 08:06:34 PM: Sorry im late, I was doing....something....*awkward silance*and, no, I was NOT on charas! What am I talking about? What kind of idiot are you? Foams at the mouth.
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Post by: charaman on May 27, 2005, 10:56:40 PM: im not sorry I'm late, you just dont matter.
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Post by: dragoninja on May 28, 2005, 09:37:59 AM: Sorry I'm late... wait a sec... YOU are late, not me. I've been waiting for you for 1 hour! It's OVER between us now!!!!

*on the way home*
Finally I'm rid of her...