Post by: Linkizcool on October 13, 2005, 09:05:25 PM
Lets get this party started!
Q) Why is the sky blue?
KK, ur guyses turnz :D
Post by: Dashman on October 14, 2005, 08:59:55 PM
Because we are all with a disease on the eyes and we think that orange is blue and blue is orange, the sky is orange. The blue colors are orange, oranges are blue, etc.
why did the chicken crossed the concentration camp?
Post by: Drace on October 14, 2005, 09:07:09 PM
Why can't pigs fly?
Post by: Oi on October 14, 2005, 09:22:53 PM
Why is everything a movie like feature?
Post by: Bluhman on October 14, 2005, 09:32:28 PM
DO BEE'S HAVE EARS!?
Post by: coasterkrazy on October 14, 2005, 09:40:14 PM
Why do cell phones have different ring tones but not regular phones?
Post by: ZeroKirbyX on October 14, 2005, 09:48:19 PM
If 2 is the sum of the whole and the aim is for 7 then 12 is hydradisiced, what is banana pie!?
Post by: Leon_1990 on October 15, 2005, 12:13:55 AM
Why is yo momma so fat?
Post by: Andrew78 on October 15, 2005, 12:28:00 AM
why isn't the sun cold
Post by: Linkizcool on October 15, 2005, 01:09:17 AM
Why is wood glue used to make art projects?
Post by: ZeroKirbyX on October 15, 2005, 01:31:29 AM
Why did William Shatner eat a bucket full of Spock?
Post by: Dashman on October 15, 2005, 02:53:56 AM
why does Barney exist?
Post by: Linkizcool on October 15, 2005, 03:08:16 AM
Why did pokemon ever get popular?
Post by: ZeroKirbyX on October 15, 2005, 03:11:26 AM
Why did Adam West not give me his utility belt?
Post by: Dashman on October 15, 2005, 03:16:02 AM
why is donal trump so rich?
Post by: shadus on October 15, 2005, 07:10:22 PM
why did I post that?
Post by: Dashman on October 15, 2005, 09:06:54 PM
why is the bubble gum so adictive?
Post by: Meiscool-2 on October 15, 2005, 09:10:39 PM
Why does chickens cross rodes?
Post by: shadus on October 15, 2005, 09:45:50 PM
Why am I so bad at forum gaming?
Post by: Linkizcool on October 15, 2005, 09:50:24 PM
Why does my school sell candy in a bottle in their vending machines?
Post by: ipoopedontheroof on October 15, 2005, 10:16:05 PM
When did kangaroos learn the ancient Egyptian language of New Jersey?
Post by: Fortet on October 15, 2005, 10:28:04 PM
What's under the dress?
Post by: Bluhman on October 15, 2005, 10:36:41 PM
Why do people grow when they eat mushrooms?
Post by: ipoopedontheroof on October 15, 2005, 11:47:36 PM
What blows out of the catarpillar's bunghole?
Post by: Linkizcool on October 16, 2005, 07:15:54 PM
Why do I play drums with chopsticks?
Post by: shadus on October 16, 2005, 10:21:02 PM
But why do you hate germens?
Post by: Linkizcool on October 16, 2005, 10:28:05 PM
Somebody else answer please
Post by: Meiscool-2 on October 16, 2005, 11:39:19 PM
This is an easy question, because it has a million different answers:
When Shadus gets older and pisses off the wrong guy, how will he be killed?
Post by: ipoopedontheroof on October 17, 2005, 12:04:19 AM
A: With a very sharp blue apple of course!!!
Q: When does the butt blow chunks under the moonlight?
Post by: Meiscool-2 on October 17, 2005, 01:22:33 AM
Q: What bodypart will the sharp blue apple cut off of Shadus first?
Post by: Bluhman on October 17, 2005, 01:43:51 AM
Q: What do you think I was reffering to!?
Post by: Linkizcool on October 17, 2005, 06:04:45 PM
Why are we talkin about Shadus' man's pride and joy?
Post by: Meiscool-2 on October 17, 2005, 08:00:00 PM
Pokemon question here: How many jiggles could a jigglypuff puff if a jigglypuff could puff jiggles?
Post by: Linkizcool on October 17, 2005, 08:21:24 PM
how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Post by: Drighton on October 17, 2005, 08:41:14 PM
What is the chemical composition of green?
Post by: Bluhman on October 17, 2005, 09:11:47 PM
Strong bad is a what!?
Post by: Meiscool-2 on October 17, 2005, 09:38:03 PM
How many votes did George Bush pay his daddy to get him last election?
Post by: Linkizcool on October 17, 2005, 11:53:06 PM
Why is Mr.T a foo?
Post by: Meiscool-2 on October 18, 2005, 12:02:30 AM
Why do more black people play basket ball then white people?
Post by: Bluhman on October 18, 2005, 12:10:55 AM
WHY!?
Post by: Linkizcool on October 18, 2005, 07:52:58 PM
Why is Crazy Glue called Crazy Glue?
Post by: Drace on October 18, 2005, 08:06:50 PM
Why is :guns: a :frag: but _ghost_ not a (B) ?
Post by: Bluhman on October 18, 2005, 08:11:22 PM
Why do some have sticks and other have coves?
Post by: Drace on October 18, 2005, 08:38:20 PM
Why is this game fun?
Post by: Linkizcool on October 19, 2005, 12:59:59 AM
Why am I Canadian, but have a minor Australian accent?
Post by: Sephiroth12317 on October 30, 2005, 02:58:48 PM
Post by: Kinslayer on November 01, 2005, 11:20:22 PM
Why?! Why is the Planet of the Apes our planet?!
Post by: Meiscool-2 on November 09, 2005, 04:39:40 AM
Why are humans refered to as 'dogs'?
Post by: Kinslayer on November 09, 2005, 03:37:14 PM
What colour was Bush's white car?
Post by: Meiscool-2 on November 09, 2005, 04:39:46 PM
What's black adn white and red all over?
Post by: Darkfox on November 09, 2005, 08:00:05 PM
Is heat ray vision Cryptonian specific? Then if a person has heat ray vision would that mean they are from Crypton?
Post by: Moosetroop11 on November 09, 2005, 10:51:37 PM
Why oh why is the internet so damn sexy? I need to leave it once in a while, but can't!!!
Post by: Kinslayer on November 10, 2005, 12:24:40 AM
Why do soccer players always say "well..."?
Post by: Taern on November 10, 2005, 12:37:43 AM
Why did I feel hung-over all day, but not have drank a drop? _sweat_
Post by: Linkizcool on November 10, 2005, 05:36:29 AM
Why did some 60 year old granny go up to my mom and ask if egg nog had booze in it?
Post by: Sephiroth12317 on November 14, 2005, 09:00:49 PM
Whats the answer to E=MC^2?
Post by: Leon_1990 on November 14, 2005, 09:45:11 PM
Why does he bounce so.... :jumpin:
Post by: Archem on November 14, 2005, 10:02:28 PM
Why is Black so XBOX-y and still lookin' grood?
Post by: MrMister on November 14, 2005, 11:56:06 PM
Post by: Archem on November 15, 2005, 12:56:35 AM
Where was I when I was at the place I was at when I was there? And who can tell me whenever it was that I was in then when it was that? :|
Post by: Linkizcool on November 17, 2005, 03:58:55 AM
Do you know what disease that called?
Post by: Archem on November 17, 2005, 10:42:53 PM
How many days until tomorrow if today is yesterday and tomorrow never comes?
Post by: Kinslayer on November 17, 2005, 10:58:35 PM
What is a whale, that looks like a whale, swims like a whale, breathes like a whale and lives like a whale?
Post by: charaman on November 18, 2005, 02:21:51 AM
Bubble goop forsh fish?
Post by: Archem on November 18, 2005, 10:05:26 PM
Why can't I ask a regular question once in a while (aside from this)?
Post by: Red XIII on November 24, 2005, 03:16:17 PM
Family Guy is hilarious... Why?
Post by: Archem on November 24, 2005, 04:23:14 PM
If my dog is a "chocolate" lab, why doesn't she taste good? And wouldn't her being chocolate be bad for her health? You know. Because chocolate (and onions) is toxic for dogs...
And, yes, that was grammatically correct.
Post by: Kinslayer on November 25, 2005, 06:17:22 PM
If someone tells someone that his cousin is married to the sister of his husband, and the husband's brother is married to a girl who has a seagull, and her sister is a heavy metal fan who happens to know Bruce Dickinson, who is Iron Maiden's lead singer, wouldn't that be REALLY odd?
Post by: Archem on November 25, 2005, 06:43:13 PM
Why did the chicken?
Post by: Red XIII on November 28, 2005, 01:47:28 AM
What´s a banana?
Post by: Bluhman on November 28, 2005, 01:50:29 AM
Wen o wen?
Post by: Black Massacre on November 28, 2005, 01:55:39 AM
Why do I masturbate?
Post by: drenrin2120 on November 28, 2005, 01:59:09 AM
Why is Charas blue?
Post by: Archem on November 28, 2005, 04:10:18 AM
Why didn't I fly there when I could walk too fast? Q or slimpotimist?
Post by: drenrin2120 on November 28, 2005, 11:51:46 PM
Why do we have birthdays?
Post by: kelpie on November 28, 2005, 11:56:50 PM
why does love suck?
Post by: Bluhman on November 29, 2005, 12:17:56 AM
How much food could a dood muck huck at a load of moad of rude?
Post by: drenrin2120 on November 29, 2005, 12:58:10 AM
How much would could a woodchuck chuck if a wouldchuck could pick a patch of prickly pickled peppers?
Post by: Archem on November 29, 2005, 03:15:01 AM
If you crossed two or three nukes with three or two random animals and neither explodes, why is this important for everyone's math test next week?
Post by: Revolution911 on December 03, 2005, 12:48:06 AM
WHy did I post here?
Post by: Meiscool-2 on December 03, 2005, 03:07:51 AM
Why is it that if a white guy wears baggy cloths and speaks gibberish he's called homeless, but if a black guy wears baggy cloths and speaks gibberish he's called a rapper?
Post by: Archem on December 04, 2005, 01:12:38 AM
Why is racism such a valid term if everyone's of the human race and that color is based on melanin levels?
Post by: FFL2and3rocks on December 05, 2005, 02:34:57 PM
:mrT: Why is the text part of this smily so hard to read?
Post by: Kinslayer on December 05, 2005, 05:06:11 PM
Why do I post right now?
Post by: drenrin2120 on December 06, 2005, 12:10:07 AM
:guns: :frag: :para: Who's the smartass that invented these?
Post by: Darkfox on December 06, 2005, 12:12:15 AM
If the Million Dollar Man is so fast then why does he move so slow when he runs?
Post by: Archem on December 06, 2005, 12:52:09 AM
How old would I be if I could be any old age I want?
And for extra credit...
Why haven't you answered yet?
Post by: Darkfox on December 06, 2005, 01:05:50 AM
And question 2: *burp*
Why is sombody in the kitchen with Dina?
Post by: Meiscool-2 on December 06, 2005, 01:25:33 AM
Why are Repubilican's Warmongers?
Post by: Darkfox on December 06, 2005, 02:36:53 AM
Is Santa sighting related to sasquach sighting?
Post by: drenrin2120 on December 06, 2005, 03:19:37 AM
What is Elmo's World, anyways?
Post by: Archem on December 06, 2005, 03:22:48 AM
Why didn't?
Post by: Darkfox on December 06, 2005, 03:25:26 AM
Who?
Post by: Red XIII on December 06, 2005, 02:09:11 PM
What´s a dog?
Post by: Archem on December 06, 2005, 10:13:08 PM
What's the meaning of death?
Post by: WarxePB on December 06, 2005, 10:49:38 PM
How do I rule the world?
Post by: Kinslayer on December 06, 2005, 10:56:35 PM
How do I get into a ciber cafe without paying?
Post by: Meiscool-2 on December 06, 2005, 11:12:40 PM
Where would Bush be right now if it wern't for his daddy's money?
Post by: Archem on December 07, 2005, 10:13:39 PM
What? His dad's gonna die some day, and I don't think I'll let it be of natural causes. And W.'ll spend it all in the blink of an eye. Probably on fortune cookies.
Anywho, back on topic. Why are we still watching Bush/retarted monkey puppets?
Post by: drenrin2120 on December 07, 2005, 11:33:40 PM
Who would want to eat frog legs?
Post by: dragoninja on December 08, 2005, 09:14:37 PM
How come bumble-bees can fly?
Post by: Archem on December 08, 2005, 11:29:39 PM
Why can't I ask a good question?
Post by: Kinslayer on December 08, 2005, 11:36:01 PM
Why did the police steal my brain?
Post by: Darkfox on December 09, 2005, 12:03:04 AM
Why is Sonic blue?
Post by: Meiscool-2 on December 09, 2005, 12:23:00 AM
How did Canada become a country (go all out with this one, and don't do the litterly way it became a country please)
-OMG, the Razory like edited my post-
Post by: Razor on December 09, 2005, 01:22:03 AM
What part of NO is hardest to understand, N, O, the pronounciation, the meaning, what is it?
Post by: Meiscool-2 on December 09, 2005, 01:27:35 AM
Which do you do first, hear the sound of the bullet, or die from it hitting you?
Post by: Darkfox on December 09, 2005, 01:29:34 AM
Why is Eggman shaped like an egg?
Post by: Razor on December 09, 2005, 01:31:33 AM
...
...
well? Why isn't he shaped like an egg?
Post by: Meiscool-2 on December 09, 2005, 01:34:18 AM
....
....
Well... Why hasn't anyone answered it yet?
Post by: Black Massacre on December 09, 2005, 01:40:47 AM
Why do i like salt?
Post by: Meiscool-2 on December 09, 2005, 01:43:18 AM
Why did black's last answer to the last post make no sence what-so-ever?
Post by: Black Massacre on December 09, 2005, 01:46:42 AM
Why do i live in china and know english, when i'm not an american?
Post by: Meiscool-2 on December 09, 2005, 01:48:16 AM
How many chings, chongs, and changs do you think live in China?
Post by: Darkfox on December 09, 2005, 03:07:19 AM
Why do people generalize that Chinese people say "Ching Chang Chong"? And when is it appropriate to make rather racist comments on a multicultured message board?
Post by: Tomi on December 09, 2005, 03:12:41 AM
What is (a - x)(b - x)(c - x) . . . (z - x) equal to? (follow the trend of letters.
Post by: Razor on December 09, 2005, 03:19:08 AM
Post by: Tomi on December 09, 2005, 04:40:58 PM
(and btw, your math was wrong anyway. (a - x)(b - x) DOESN'T equal ab - x^2, it equals ab - ax - bx + x^2) :)
You walk into a dark room, and there is a fireplace, a lamp, and a furnace. You only have one match. What do you light first?
Post by: Meiscool-2 on December 09, 2005, 05:45:48 PM
Why does Darkfox edit almost ALL of his posts?
Post by: dragoninja on December 09, 2005, 06:30:44 PM
(You actually light the match first.. what else?
doesn't the question go like this:
you're going to light a fire, a lamp and your ciggarete, you only have one match, what do you light first?)
Q. how come bush became president when he lost in total votes.
Post by: Red XIII on December 09, 2005, 06:48:13 PM
how could Rocky beat Drago in Rocky IV?
Post by: Archem on December 09, 2005, 10:53:02 PM
What is the square root of -1 times the cubed root of 27?
Post by: Meiscool-2 on December 09, 2005, 10:57:33 PM
Why isn't "What is the square root of -1 times the cubed root of 27?" a complible math problem?
Post by: Tomi on December 09, 2005, 11:06:50 PM
Why is Meiscool so clueless about math? (triple dur to you)
Post by: Meiscool-2 on December 09, 2005, 11:22:01 PM
How can you make a triangle without making it 180 degrees?
Post by: Tomi on December 09, 2005, 11:36:19 PM
I WIN.
The triangle isn't 180 degrees. The sum of its interior angles is 180 degrees.
Why so owned?
Post by: Meiscool-2 on December 09, 2005, 11:39:51 PM
Why have we gone "off topic"
Post by: InsaneJP on December 09, 2005, 11:40:04 PM
why is knowing math being a nerd??
Post by: Tomi on December 09, 2005, 11:44:58 PM
Its no longer a triangle, its now called a spherical triangle, which is not a triangle.
Owned once more.
Why so owned, AGAIN!?
Post by: Meiscool-2 on December 09, 2005, 11:45:29 PM
why didnt insane answer my last question?
Edit- Hey you, the tomi one, it says OBJECT NOT FOUND. Suckit.
Post by: Tomi on December 09, 2005, 11:48:43 PM
Post by: Meiscool-2 on December 10, 2005, 12:06:48 AM
Edit- Btw, I did copy it to the URL, and still said object not found. Find anyother site nerdy one.
Post by: Archem on December 10, 2005, 01:27:07 AM
Back on topic...
Why does math=nerd/dork/geek/loser when knowledge is power if ignorance truly is bliss? I would prefer to hear a sincere answer.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on December 10, 2005, 01:52:35 AM
And Archem, quit being an Idiot. Tomi and I fight, and you call me a bastard and treat him like a hero? Dear God you are a one-sided (insert random flame here), you know that? But, I'll let you go back to your little world of thinking your soooooooooooo smart and special.
In the sky is red, and the forest is orange, what color is the water?
Post by: Archem on December 10, 2005, 03:22:48 AM
And the water is still clear.
Why is the Nintendo DS so sexy despite it's lack of a joystick? Please don't compare to the overpriced PSP.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on December 10, 2005, 03:44:02 AM
The DS isn't sexy you prevert.
If three years past the ninth year of two years ago happened to be the apocalypse, which game first, it, or Y2K?
Edit- Wait a second, I just realized Tomi was wrong. Because -1 times 3 equals -3. OHHHHHHHHHH look who got OWNED now.... Geeze, I don't see what happiness you get from writing OWNED... I didn't get nothin'. Oh well.
Post by: blaze_shinigami on December 10, 2005, 03:53:25 AM
Why is 6 afraid of Roy Lichtenstein?
Post by: Meiscool-2 on December 10, 2005, 03:56:31 AM
If George Bush mated with Brittany Spears, how lazy would the child be?
Post by: Tomi on December 10, 2005, 04:01:51 AM
And I'm just trying to have a debate with you.
http://scholar.uwinnipeg.ca/courses/38/4500.6-001/Cosmology/Properties-of-Space.htm
http://www.cs.unm.edu/~joel/NonEuclid/area.html
(COPY AND PASTE THE LINKS)
Two nerdy pages.
And also:
Quote
Originally posted by Meiscool
3-d planes
There is no such thing as a 3d plane. Planes are 2 dimensional. Space is 3 dimensional.
If you poke a hole through the one-sided moebius strip (see first link near the bottom) and stick your finger through, where does it come out?
EDIT:
Quote
Originally posted by Meiscool
Edit- Wait a second, I just realized Tomi was wrong. Because -1 times 3 equals -3. OHHHHHHHHHH look who got OWNED now.... Geeze, I don't see what happiness you get from writing OWNED... I didn't get nothin'. Oh well.
Indeed, you would have been right. However, I said 3 time THE SQUARE ROOT of -1 (also known as i), so I guess I could have put 3i, but you wouldn't have understood.
Post by: blaze_shinigami on December 10, 2005, 04:02:50 AM
The child need not worry about it; for, it would be the apocalypse on it's day of birth.
Why does bread taste so good!!
i thought it was stupid question stupid answer, not, I can out "smart *** nerd" j00 game
hey it's fine. I can never ever ever hold an internet grudge.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on December 10, 2005, 04:09:04 AM
Dictionary.com
Plane: Mathematics. A surface containing all the straight lines that connect any two points on it.
Space: Mathematics. A set of elements or points satisfying specified geometric postulates: non-Euclidean space.
In Euclidean Geometry, Planes have a Z cord.
Because Michael Jackson had nothing to do with it.
Why isn't the fish considered a dinosaur?
Post by: Tomi on December 10, 2005, 04:09:21 AM
Because fish taste better than dinosaur.
If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of pro-gress?
Post by: Meiscool-2 on December 10, 2005, 04:19:18 AM
If a guy is in the middle of the forest, and no women are around, when he speaks, is he still wrong?
Post by: Tomi on December 10, 2005, 04:26:14 AM
How can you line up 10 trees in 5 rows of 4 trees each? (It is possible, even with Euclidian Geometry ;) )
Post by: Meiscool-2 on December 10, 2005, 04:31:15 AM
Why can't I think up a good question yet?
Post by: Ben on December 10, 2005, 04:32:31 AM
why not?
Post by: Tomi on December 10, 2005, 04:35:53 AM
Actually, they are all up. It goes like this: (* = tree)
________*_________
___*__*___*__*____
_____*_____*______
________*_________
___*_________*____
Eh, something like that. It looks like a star.
If you cut the wings off a fly, is it called a walk?
Post by: Meiscool-2 on December 10, 2005, 04:38:21 AM
If I bisected you, what part would I take off first?
Post by: Tomi on December 10, 2005, 04:42:54 AM
By drawing one line (not through the equal sign), make the following equation true:
IX = VI
Post by: Archem on December 10, 2005, 04:46:05 AM
How do we know that our idea of red isn't another's idea of blue and another another's idea of pink? Restated, What proves that the olors we see are the same as what others see?
Post by: Ben on December 10, 2005, 04:59:50 AM
What would you rather drink.....A cup of your own mucas from a glass, or a half cup of anothers Saliva
Post by: Revolution911 on December 10, 2005, 05:10:02 AM
Does water have fat?
Post by: Ben on December 10, 2005, 05:13:05 AM
Post by: Revolution911 on December 10, 2005, 05:14:38 AM
Post by: Archem on December 10, 2005, 06:08:51 AM
Why would win in a fight between a cactus and Satan? If the cactus had a spear gun.
Post by: drenrin2120 on December 10, 2005, 07:25:42 AM
If I could why would you try to stop him from asking his father why his grandpa had a problem with cola that was in a can more than a month, which was considered only 28 days, by him, and then grandma just throw it out, so would ya?
Post by: Archem on December 10, 2005, 07:42:33 AM
Which is more: :guns: , :frag: , or :para: ? And are (J) and :smoke: the same? Answer in three paragraphs or less (a paragraph must be at least five sentences). Ain't school a bitch?
Post by: Ekoi on December 10, 2005, 05:02:33 PM
Do you know of Raptor Jesus?
Post by: drenrin2120 on December 10, 2005, 05:59:10 PM
Who wants yum-yums??
Post by: Dragonium on December 10, 2005, 06:05:46 PM
Explain in fifty words or less.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on December 10, 2005, 06:15:24 PM
:cow: <- How does that represent a cow?
Post by: Tomi on December 10, 2005, 07:15:41 PM
Post by: BlackIceAdept on December 10, 2005, 10:36:09 PM
are bigger then 65x65 avatars cool or what?
Post by: Tomi on December 10, 2005, 11:24:59 PM
Why can't penguins fly?
Post by: Archem on December 10, 2005, 11:37:22 PM
Have you played any good games as of late?
Post by: Meiscool-2 on December 11, 2005, 01:15:18 AM
How much deeper would the sea be if it didn't have sea sponges?
Post by: Kinslayer on December 11, 2005, 02:57:28 PM
Why?
Post by: Tomi on December 12, 2005, 02:00:00 AM
Would you eat your hand?
Post by: FFL2and3rocks on December 12, 2005, 02:50:18 PM
Anyone have some chocolate I can borrow?
Post by: WarxePB on December 12, 2005, 04:42:14 PM
Death to humans!!!!1!!!!!!oneone
Post by: Kinslayer on December 12, 2005, 04:46:42 PM
What is blue?
Post by: Meiscool-2 on December 12, 2005, 08:03:19 PM
Has anyone seen a man eat his own head?
Post by: Darkfox on December 12, 2005, 08:06:44 PM
Why is it that Mario is an Italian plumber but is in a place called the Mushroom Kingdom? What's up with that? Wouldn't he be in Italy?
Post by: Meiscool-2 on December 12, 2005, 09:00:19 PM
Why does princess peach always get screwed over in all the mario games?
Post by: Darkfox on December 12, 2005, 09:08:29 PM
What are the motives behind Dig Dug?
Post by: Archem on December 12, 2005, 09:34:02 PM
What the hell is Pac Man up to?
Post by: Darkfox on December 12, 2005, 09:48:59 PM
What about Harry from Pitfall?
Post by: Archem on December 12, 2005, 10:18:47 PM
Why did they bother making Millipede? Centipede wasn't cool enough?
Post by: Darkfire_renagade on December 12, 2005, 10:27:49 PM
Why did michael jacksoon marry my dad?
Post by: Archem on December 12, 2005, 10:32:28 PM
What's the best game where you play primarily as an animal?
Post by: Darkfire_renagade on December 12, 2005, 10:43:18 PM
Why....WHY......WHYYYYYYYYYY??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why are there people dressed as ghosts chasing me?
Post by: Archem on December 12, 2005, 11:24:05 PM
Why are you doing so poorly at this game?
Post by: Meiscool-2 on December 12, 2005, 11:47:34 PM
As to the answer, because he's watched, studied, and mimiced everything you've done because he wants to be just like you, that's why he sucks.
What's wrong with this picture?
Post by: drenrin2120 on December 13, 2005, 12:49:48 AM
What's wrong with THIS picture??
Post by: blaze_shinigami on December 13, 2005, 12:57:54 AM
Why do kids love cinnamon toast crunch?
Post by: Meiscool-2 on December 13, 2005, 01:00:57 AM
Why are we still in iraqastan?
Post by: VulcanRaven336 on December 13, 2005, 01:03:21 AM
Why aren't hot cheetos hot?
Post by: drenrin2120 on December 14, 2005, 12:51:48 AM
Why are spicy chex mix more sweet and tangy?
Post by: Archem on December 14, 2005, 01:56:23 AM
Why is Meiscool not cool at all? Seriously, he can't seem to learn to watch what he says.
Post by: Ekoi on December 15, 2005, 12:39:34 AM
Have you opened your Life to Raptor Jesus?
Post by: Razor on December 15, 2005, 10:00:52 AM
It was a divine cleansing.
Have you met George Zimmer?
Quote
Originally posted by Darkfox
Why is it that Mario is an Italian plumber but is in a place called the Mushroom Kingdom? What's up with that? Wouldn't he be in Italy?
Because he has italian heritage, but lived in brooklyn until he went down a pipe and wound up in mushroom kingdom.
Duh.
Quote
Originally posted by Meiscool
Hey, be nice. You're more n00b then he is.
As to the answer, because he's watched, studied, and mimiced everything you've done because he wants to be just like you, that's why he sucks.
What's wrong with this picture?
You say be nice, then indirectly state he sucks. Seriously man, lay off him.
Post by: Red XIII on December 17, 2005, 02:33:10 PM
Have you ever eaten a pie?
Post by: Kinslayer on December 17, 2005, 03:22:51 PM
Why there are 16 hotdogs at the hotdog packs when they sell them to you, and when you by the hotdog bread there are 8 breads???
Post by: Meiscool-2 on December 17, 2005, 03:38:05 PM
Therein one word lies 13 other unchanged words. What is the word that holds the 13 unchanged words?
Post by: Kinslayer on December 17, 2005, 03:43:54 PM
What is 2 plus 2???
Post by: Archem on December 18, 2005, 07:56:02 AM
Which is better, Taco Bell or Denny's?
Post by: Linkizcool on January 02, 2006, 12:56:02 AM
Why I'snt there a company called macrohard?
Post by: Seth Mitchell on January 02, 2006, 01:10:35 AM
If its 0 degrees outside today, and the weather man says that it will be twice as cold tommorw as it is today, how cold will it be tommorow.
Post by: Archem on January 02, 2006, 01:31:32 AM
How many fingers am I holding up?
Post by: Meiscool-2 on January 02, 2006, 01:33:37 AM
:=) Is this guy Japanese?
Post by: Razor on January 02, 2006, 01:36:28 AM
Post by: Meiscool-2 on January 02, 2006, 02:11:13 AM
Post by: Razor on January 02, 2006, 02:40:11 AM
ok, so whytf didn't I post a question?
Post by: blaze_shinigami on January 02, 2006, 02:51:38 AM
Do I look like Razor to you?
Post by: Meiscool-2 on January 02, 2006, 03:54:16 AM
Who here thought Razor was Red at first?
Post by: Archem on January 02, 2006, 04:09:38 AM
What exactly WAS I donning? And, actually, it was more along the lines of "brandishing".
Post by: Razor on January 02, 2006, 12:31:16 PM
who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
Post by: Red XIII on January 02, 2006, 01:29:50 PM
Did I just invent a word?
Post by: nutter on January 02, 2006, 05:52:20 PM
whats my avatar?
Post by: Drace on January 02, 2006, 09:05:48 PM
Why doesn't is the sky blue?
Post by: Meiscool-2 on January 02, 2006, 09:10:13 PM
Do tigers really like Frosted Flakes?
Post by: Kinslayer on January 02, 2006, 09:18:58 PM
How did I loose my arm?
Post by: Razor on January 03, 2006, 12:11:16 AM
Do toucans really like Froot Loops?
Post by: Meiscool-2 on January 03, 2006, 12:30:44 AM
Speaking of which, why is the toucan population suddenly dying down?
Post by: drenrin2120 on January 03, 2006, 01:27:27 AM
Why can't I ever catch that damned leprachane?
Post by: Meiscool-2 on January 03, 2006, 01:30:17 AM
.... Ooops, wrong ceral character.
What character did I just do?
Post by: drenrin2120 on January 05, 2006, 03:57:51 AM
What IS the other thing wrong with the sentence?
Post by: Linkizcool on January 12, 2006, 04:09:44 AM
what was the main reason food is healthy?
Post by: Red XIII on January 14, 2006, 01:26:59 AM
Why do some people have hair in the back?
Post by: Meiscool-2 on January 14, 2006, 01:47:09 AM
What's love exactly?
Post by: Kinslayer on January 14, 2006, 01:48:56 AM
What's something that looks like a dog, smells like a dog, abrks like a dog, eats like a dog and lives like a dog? (Hint: It's a do...)
Post by: Meiscool-2 on January 14, 2006, 02:02:09 AM
How many ways can AIDS be contracted? (Hint, it's more then 4, less then 6)
Post by: blaze_shinigami on January 14, 2006, 02:21:30 AM
Who found out that there was more than one way to skin a cat? (that sick bastard)
Post by: Kinslayer on January 14, 2006, 02:23:09 AM
What is Alf?
Post by: drenrin2120 on January 14, 2006, 02:36:49 AM
What begins with F and ends with uck?
Post by: Kinslayer on January 14, 2006, 08:08:10 PM
What is the day after tomorrow?
Post by: Snake Eater on January 17, 2006, 05:27:47 AM
What if my head exploded?
Post by: blaze_shinigami on January 17, 2006, 11:28:59 AM
Why doesn't that damn purple octopus die!? (You know the one. No, not that one. The one on your shoulder.
Post by: WarxePB on January 17, 2006, 02:14:45 PM
How do I smack people over the Net?
Post by: Snake Eater on January 18, 2006, 07:20:26 AM
What if Mr.T became President? (of the USA.)
Post by: WarxePB on January 18, 2006, 03:32:54 PM
What if George Bush's half-brother's uncle's granddaughter's clone's cat's face became president of the US?
Post by: Meiscool-2 on January 18, 2006, 03:52:22 PM
What would Jesus do if he was on charas?
Post by: Spike21 on January 19, 2006, 01:59:42 AM
What if swords were not cool.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on January 19, 2006, 02:18:52 AM
What if I found a guy that could beat me in fencing? (I don't get it, but girls must be naturally good at it or something, because I lose a lot to them)
Post by: Spike21 on January 19, 2006, 02:21:51 AM
wut if the fabrics of space-time ripped
Post by: Archem on January 19, 2006, 03:20:52 AM
What if I bought a PSP?
Post by: Meiscool-2 on January 19, 2006, 03:29:50 AM
What happened if the touch screen went porno?
Post by: Archem on January 19, 2006, 03:44:49 AM
Who really cares about things anymore? (Hint: It sure ain't me!)
Post by: drenrin2120 on January 19, 2006, 04:18:14 AM
What would Jesus say bout Twinkies and fat america?
Post by: Archem on January 21, 2006, 12:04:50 AM
What is YOUR favorite band? Prob'ly not my choice.
Post by: Razor on January 21, 2006, 07:31:20 AM
Would anyone want a "Leper skin rug"?
Post by: Big_Duke on January 25, 2006, 12:21:56 AM
Who wants a BANANA PHONE?
Banana phone
banana phone
boopboop-bedo-bedoop
I got a feeling
it's so appealing
banana phone
boopboop-bedo-bedoop
Post by: Cerebus on January 25, 2006, 12:27:54 AM
Who want to be raped by Brian Peppers?
Post by: drenrin2120 on January 25, 2006, 05:11:03 AM
Who wants to get close to Michael Jackson?
Post by: Cerebus on January 25, 2006, 09:56:44 PM
Who let the dogs out?
Post by: Archem on January 26, 2006, 03:43:08 AM
What exactly IS a shadow?
Post by: WarxePB on January 26, 2006, 03:52:05 AM
Why shouldn't glass houses throw people at stones?
Post by: Razor on January 26, 2006, 09:02:12 AM
When is a lift, not a lift?
Post by: mind-master: brain(mmb) on January 26, 2006, 04:11:04 PM
errrr... why does school even excist?
Post by: Cerebus on January 26, 2006, 09:02:24 PM
Quote
Originally posted by mind-master: brain(mmb)
when it doesnt work...............................................
errrr... why does school even excist?
I think that by asking this question, you answered it. Exist, not excist.
Why is rap popular?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on January 27, 2006, 12:58:50 AM
A cow says "meow!" What does a crocodile say?
Post by: coasterkrazy on January 27, 2006, 01:05:22 AM
What would happen if there really was a man a plan a canal Panama lined up?
Post by: drenrin2120 on January 27, 2006, 01:37:42 AM
What if the blu in blue was really do?
Post by: Bluhman on January 27, 2006, 02:38:22 AM
Oh romeo, oh romeo... where art thou romeo?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on January 27, 2006, 01:03:17 PM
A?
Post by: Linkizcool on January 31, 2006, 05:46:30 AM
C?
Post by: Kinslayer on January 31, 2006, 10:14:53 PM
Where?
Post by: Meiscool-2 on January 31, 2006, 10:33:41 PM
Is cheese from the moon?
Post by: drenrin2120 on February 01, 2006, 04:26:19 AM
When you eat Cheesenips, does it really show???
Post by: Kinslayer on February 03, 2006, 02:37:10 PM
What is a chocolate bar with some chips?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on February 03, 2006, 07:53:33 PM
Question!
Post by: Big_Duke on February 08, 2006, 09:09:38 PM
Does Richard Nixon eat souls?
Post by: Genjo on February 11, 2006, 11:39:56 PM
Can birds fly?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on February 12, 2006, 01:51:49 PM
When is where?
Post by: Archem on February 13, 2006, 04:12:20 AM
How long is forever?
Post by: chronoman on February 13, 2006, 04:15:40 AM
How much of a mongaloid is bush?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on February 13, 2006, 07:30:32 PM
If :hi: = :badboy: , what does :badboy: + :blue-eye: equal?
Post by: tyia on February 13, 2006, 07:45:20 PM
Why do people eat?
Post by: Bluhman on February 13, 2006, 07:48:34 PM
What does the word "Thrive" mean!?
Post by: Genjo on February 14, 2006, 03:51:31 PM
how stupid am I?
Post by: Cerebus on February 15, 2006, 02:08:23 AM
What is wich are who can where?
Post by: MrMister on February 15, 2006, 02:18:40 AM
Why do MaxiPad commercials always have blue liquid?
Post by: chronoman on February 15, 2006, 02:36:15 AM
Why is poop called poop?
Post by: ZeroKirbyX on February 15, 2006, 02:42:05 AM
Why did spliting an atom cause an explosion instead of making fluffy cotton candy?
Post by: Tomi on February 15, 2006, 02:45:29 AM
Why is Waldo always lost?
Post by: chronoman on February 15, 2006, 02:45:52 AM
How was the universe created?
Post by: ZeroKirbyX on February 15, 2006, 02:53:39 AM
If roses are red, and violets are blu, why did the chicken cross the road?
Post by: chronoman on February 15, 2006, 02:58:05 AM
If 1 + 1 = 2 then why did hitler have a tiny penis and hate jews?
Post by: WarxePB on February 15, 2006, 02:58:18 AM
2+2=5
Post by: chronoman on February 15, 2006, 03:16:19 AM
Why is 4x + 2y = 6x - 5y? If y=56 and x= 657382.09757?
Post by: Big_Duke on February 16, 2006, 07:50:24 PM
Why does food get rotten?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on February 17, 2006, 04:09:14 PM
If x= h, x does not equal q, and h=q, why do we get stuck in the sky when we're high?
Post by: Fortet on February 17, 2006, 04:40:05 PM
Why isn't the sky red?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on February 17, 2006, 10:39:40 PM
...
Post by: Shadowblaze on February 17, 2006, 10:47:38 PM
Monkeys?
Post by: MrMister on February 17, 2006, 11:02:13 PM
Why does my tie smell like bacon?
Post by: drenrin2120 on February 18, 2006, 02:23:44 AM
Why are pens so annoying when you eat the ink inside a squid?
Post by: Fortet on February 18, 2006, 02:28:23 AM
Why isn't it called the magic 7 ball? What made '8' so special?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on February 18, 2006, 03:28:50 PM
Who am I?
Post by: Linkizcool on February 22, 2006, 03:22:52 AM
Why are faux leather guccie keychains $100
Post by: Bluhman on February 22, 2006, 03:25:15 AM
You asked about faux leather guccie keychains? What're those?
Post by: Linkizcool on February 22, 2006, 04:20:31 AM
one of these, except gucci-designer. for more information and bad pricing, go to www.gucci.ca.
Why do I know this?
Post by: ZeroKirbyX on February 22, 2006, 04:25:26 AM
Why did Neil Armstrong beat FDR in a race around the world?
Post by: Snake Eater on February 23, 2006, 02:03:38 AM
Why did Jimmy Carter eat a Cat?
Post by: Meiscool-2 on February 23, 2006, 02:14:50 AM
Is it only ironic that Ronald Wilson Reagan's name represents the devil (6 letters, 6 letters, 6 letters,) or is that just a coinikedink?
Post by: chronoman on February 23, 2006, 02:52:53 AM
How licks does it take to ge to the center of the sun?
Post by: Linkizcool on February 23, 2006, 03:46:54 AM
Quote
Originally posted by ZeroKirbyX
Because you're a flamboyantly gay homosexual.
flamer...
@chronoman
Try it and find out.
Why are kangaroos such high jumpers?
Post by: Snake Eater on February 23, 2006, 03:48:45 AM
How much wood [STRIKE]could[/STRIKE] would Chuck Norris chuck [STRIKE]if[/STRIKE] since Chuck Norris [STRIKE]could[/STRIKE] can chuck wood.
Post by: chronoman on February 23, 2006, 03:51:43 AM
Why did linkizcool go to the moon to have a prom date with santa claus?
Post by: ZeroKirbyX on February 23, 2006, 06:02:11 AM
Why did Linkizcool take what I said seriously?
Post by: neb87 on February 23, 2006, 06:08:21 AM
Why does Arnold Schwarzenegger like to where womans panties when he kills illegal mexican imigrants with cyborg border patrol?
Post by: chronoman on February 24, 2006, 02:06:32 AM
Why does george bush look a lot like a monkey?
Post by: neb87 on February 24, 2006, 02:21:49 AM
Why doesn't the moon have a penis?
Post by: chronoman on February 24, 2006, 02:23:18 AM
Why did the noob cross the road?
Post by: neb87 on February 24, 2006, 02:33:32 AM
Why does michael jackson like pudding?
Post by: chronoman on February 24, 2006, 02:40:21 AM
How many times do you have to say "it's peanutbutter jelly time!"
for it to get old?
Post by: Snake Eater on February 24, 2006, 05:45:06 AM
Why does Tape taste bad?
Post by: neb87 on February 24, 2006, 08:00:26 AM
What is the captial of shut the f Uck Up?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on February 24, 2006, 08:04:40 PM
If the moon is fake, what does
equal?
Post by: Big_Duke on February 25, 2006, 03:05:21 AM
Does a doorknob hump?
Post by: Meiscool-2 on February 25, 2006, 03:21:32 AM
why is the charas time off by so much?
Post by: drenrin2120 on February 25, 2006, 05:12:46 AM
EDIT: Oh yeah, the question... How many posts would Jesus have in one year, if he signed up and started using Charas today?
Post by: Bluhman on February 25, 2006, 05:16:27 AM
Baa baa, black sheep, have ye any wool?
Post by: drenrin2120 on February 25, 2006, 05:18:43 AM
Did marry really have a little lamb who's fleece was white as snow?
Post by: neb87 on February 25, 2006, 05:56:53 AM
Why is Paul Martin the president of N.A.M.B.L.A.?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on February 25, 2006, 04:45:16 PM
If you mimic yourself, is it still mimicking?
Post by: drenrin2120 on February 25, 2006, 04:54:25 PM
How lick does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Post by: Midnight9795 on February 25, 2006, 05:10:29 PM
What's 2 + 2?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on February 26, 2006, 12:57:27 AM
Why did Midnight suddenly come back?
Post by: drenrin2120 on February 26, 2006, 01:03:18 AM
Why are cookeis so damn good?
Post by: ZeroKirbyX on February 26, 2006, 01:05:30 AM
Why did Hitler decide "Hey, I'm gonna grow a moustache!"
Post by: drenrin2120 on February 26, 2006, 01:10:12 AM
Why am I so suddenly obsessed with cookies??
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on February 26, 2006, 01:16:20 AM
Where did that come from?
Post by: ZeroKirbyX on February 26, 2006, 01:29:09 AM
Since when did burning a monkey pecome 'illegal'?
Post by: Meiscool-2 on February 26, 2006, 02:20:55 AM
Why is Iraqistan so pissed off at the Alquidenise?
Post by: drenrin2120 on February 26, 2006, 02:59:46 AM
EDIT: Oh yeah, is a Nazi Clown really gonna stab me?
Post by: Meiscool-2 on February 26, 2006, 03:21:27 AM
Post by: neb87 on March 01, 2006, 06:38:43 AM
Any ways does bush have a secret gay relationship with dick cheney, i heard he likes to shoot stuff in other male's faces?
Post by: Red XIII on March 02, 2006, 09:25:49 PM
Whats wrong with this emoticon? (SEE DOWN)
:cow:
Post by: Linkizcool on March 04, 2006, 01:57:07 AM
Who was I referring to in the above statement?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on March 09, 2006, 03:47:08 PM
What a splendid pie! pizza, pizza, pie! Every minute, every second, pie, pie, pie, pie, pie, pie!
Pepperoni, and green peppers, mushrroms, olives too! Pepperoni, and green peppers, mushrroms, olives too! Meat, therapy, therapy, advertising causes. Therapy, therapy, advertising causes.
Who wrote this song?
Post by: shadus on March 09, 2006, 06:15:25 PM
What is this useful for?> :cow: <
Post by: neb87 on March 09, 2006, 11:39:22 PM
Why elephants don't like to be on fire?
Post by: chronoman on March 10, 2006, 12:26:56 AM
Why is yo mama ugly?
Post by: FFL2and3rocks on March 10, 2006, 03:16:14 AM
What is the square root of the hypotenuse?
Post by: chronoman on March 10, 2006, 05:45:55 AM
If an elevator is falling down a shaft and you jump at the last second will you live?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on March 10, 2006, 03:47:47 PM
How much cake have I just eaten?
Post by: blazer x on March 11, 2006, 01:43:47 AM
Post by: neb87 on March 11, 2006, 01:56:55 AM
... :badboy:
Post by: Bluhman on March 11, 2006, 02:28:56 AM
Oblivious?
Post by: Linkizcool on March 13, 2006, 04:35:23 AM
Why does Alex Trebek work on Jeopardy?
Post by: shadus on March 13, 2006, 04:37:45 AM
What's NBA Jaw?
Post by: Linkizcool on March 16, 2006, 05:43:57 AM
I E=MC2, does MC2=E?
Post by: shadus on March 16, 2006, 06:56:21 AM
Why do nOOb's like gun smiles?
Post by: neb87 on March 16, 2006, 07:09:09 AM
Why is Britney Spears in the KKK?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on March 16, 2006, 08:03:36 PM
_ghost_ .
Post by: shadus on March 17, 2006, 03:36:08 AM
Who's the only person more evil than Ed and me?
Post by: neb87 on March 17, 2006, 05:34:07 AM
Why is moon cheese better then green eggs and spam?
Post by: smokey_locs2002 on March 17, 2006, 05:40:55 AM
Quote
Originally posted by neb87
starving children
Why is moon cheese better then green eggs and spam?
duuuh, it's from the room and rich people eat it.
How come my girlfriend's friend hit me when I called her fat yesterday?
Post by: Linkizcool on March 23, 2006, 04:52:03 AM
Why is political correctness one person's obsession and anothers pet peeve?
Post by: chronoman on March 23, 2006, 04:56:09 AM
Why does Shadus seem to be on 24/7?
Post by: shadus on March 23, 2006, 04:57:14 PM
Where's Waldo?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on March 23, 2006, 08:38:42 PM
How do I get the ****ing mime in Runescape!!!
Post by: drenrin2120 on March 23, 2006, 09:52:40 PM
*** *****?
Post by: FFL2and3rocks on March 23, 2006, 11:54:25 PM
How many Charas users does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Post by: chronoman on March 29, 2006, 11:20:53 PM
Why does FFl's avatar look like he just craped his pants?
Post by: Big_Duke on March 30, 2006, 02:19:35 AM
Why do I eat?
Post by: shadus on March 30, 2006, 02:34:05 AM
How miny licks dose it take to get to thee center of a tooise roll pop?
Post by: neb87 on March 30, 2006, 04:23:22 AM
What is the difference between candy canes and jews?
Post by: shadus on March 30, 2006, 04:27:51 AM
Candy Canes are made of Candy.
If you could PWN somone who would it be?
Post by: Linkizcool on April 11, 2006, 10:34:13 PM
On a dpdt switch, the imput is connected to what output(s)?
Post by: Scarface Larry on April 12, 2006, 12:33:31 AM
If I ate a bajillion Puddn' Pops, what would happen to my brain?
Post by: Meiscool-2 on April 12, 2006, 01:37:45 AM
If people found the final digit to the math command "pie", what would it help us do?
Post by: chronoman on April 12, 2006, 02:30:48 AM
What would happen if you put Bush in the ring with a female monkey?
Post by: Big_Duke on April 12, 2006, 02:43:04 AM
What's a hypotonuse?
Post by: Scarface Larry on April 12, 2006, 03:11:55 AM
Why have a whole bunch of "Sloganizer" sigs popped up, not soon after Fortet and I made ours? Am I overreacting? IS IT ALL THE PUDDN POPS???? THEY'RE SO DELICOOOUUUSSS!!!
Post by: chronoman on April 12, 2006, 03:55:04 AM
Why does SFL like puddin' pops even though they make you sick?
Post by: masterswordsmanomega on April 12, 2006, 04:03:36 AM
Why do people think poker is a sport?
Post by: Darkfox on April 12, 2006, 04:46:56 AM
Why is there only 12 months in a year!? WHY!?
Post by: Big_Duke on April 12, 2006, 07:03:16 PM
Why are almonds brown?
Post by: Bluhman on April 12, 2006, 07:48:37 PM
X
-= 14!?
7
Post by: Fortet on April 12, 2006, 08:00:19 PM
What ISN'T the meaning of life?
Post by: Dragoon de Sol on April 12, 2006, 08:12:14 PM
Who was the first emo?
Post by: Meiscool-2 on April 12, 2006, 08:46:19 PM
...
Raffles.
Who hear has seen a fat, female, mexican emo?
Post by: chronoman on April 12, 2006, 08:50:25 PM
Why is it that we only have 23 chromosomes?
Post by: Scarface Larry on April 12, 2006, 09:15:54 PM
Post by: Linkizcool on April 13, 2006, 03:31:59 AM
Post by: Scarface Larry on April 16, 2006, 11:59:30 PM
If I put a fork in one ear, and a spoon in the other, then sneeze or vomit, will a spork come out?
Post by: shadus on April 19, 2006, 03:35:55 AM
Whats an eh'men?
Post by: Shadow Dan on April 22, 2006, 03:02:44 AM
Post by: Big_Duke on April 22, 2006, 06:58:31 PM
To shadus:A Banana Tamer!
Why is poo brown?
Post by: neb87 on April 22, 2006, 07:23:13 PM
Why is eating people wrong?
Post by: blaze_shinigami on April 22, 2006, 08:09:47 PM
Why can't I quit you?
Post by: Big_Duke on April 22, 2006, 08:11:27 PM
How can chuck Norris Divide by zero?
Post by: neb87 on April 22, 2006, 08:21:58 PM
Why is Bill Gates a Robot?
Post by: RPG LORD on April 22, 2006, 09:13:20 PM
When're we gonna eat?
Post by: Kinslayer on April 22, 2006, 11:57:29 PM
Are you writing RIGHT NOW?
Post by: RPG LORD on April 23, 2006, 07:08:12 AM
When's Earth going to be attacked?
Post by: Darkfox on April 23, 2006, 07:09:24 AM
What day is it?
Post by: RPG LORD on April 23, 2006, 08:50:24 AM
What is the purpose of mankind?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on April 23, 2006, 04:19:37 PM
Shift?
Post by: neb87 on April 24, 2006, 07:48:22 AM
Why do people who like sardines don't put it on there pizza?
Post by: Kinslayer on April 24, 2006, 08:55:40 PM
It's in the revelations people!!!!!!!!!
Why would sardins make a revolution?
Post by: neb87 on April 24, 2006, 11:12:01 PM
Why does Ronald McDonald hate Homosexuals?
Post by: Djanki on May 26, 2006, 11:41:13 PM
What is with 'The Real Folk Blues'? Are they real folk who are blue, or are they by blue folk, for real? Or are they blue real for folk?
Post by: ZeroKirbyX on May 26, 2006, 11:50:35 PM
Why does mincemeat pie have no meat?
Post by: Djanki on May 27, 2006, 12:40:55 AM
(In robotic voice) What happen?
Post by: Big_Duke on May 27, 2006, 11:17:20 AM
Chuck Norris?
Post by: Djanki on May 27, 2006, 05:01:56 PM
WTF?
Post by: ZeroKirbyX on May 27, 2006, 05:09:42 PM
Why did Chuck Norris start being gay after retards made jokes about him?
Post by: Meiscool-2 on May 29, 2006, 10:13:42 PM
Why?
Post by: oooog on May 29, 2006, 10:48:27 PM
Why did Chuck Norris jokes become popular in the first place?
Post by: Meiscool-2 on May 29, 2006, 10:55:23 PM
Who is this kid?
Post by: Shadowless1 on May 30, 2006, 10:45:42 AM
Why was this boy touching hisself up at night?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on May 30, 2006, 09:12:11 PM
What if god was one of us?
Post by: oooog on May 30, 2006, 11:09:07 PM
In Dragonball Z, when they had a chance to wish, why didn't they wish for more wishes? (The same can go for Genies and other wish granters.)
Post by: Shadowless1 on June 01, 2006, 05:49:41 PM
why do old people smell?
Post by: Big_Duke on June 01, 2006, 05:59:07 PM
What's a burrito?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 01, 2006, 07:27:09 PM
When will the
Post by: Meiscool-2 on June 01, 2006, 07:49:52 PM
Who is the Mexican?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 01, 2006, 07:53:03 PM
Am I illegally in America?
Post by: Jek on July 27, 2006, 03:56:40 PM
are you?
Post by: Tomi on July 27, 2006, 05:34:51 PM
Is it against the rules to post a non stupid question in this thread?
Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 27, 2006, 06:03:18 PM
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?
Post by: coreystranick on July 29, 2006, 03:33:39 PM
Why am I not wearing pants?
Post by: Emerates on July 29, 2006, 04:53:58 PM
Who invented the fork?
Post by: MrMister on July 29, 2006, 06:01:32 PM
Why is my ice cream melty
Post by: Darkfire_renagade on July 29, 2006, 11:47:21 PM
Are you made of cheese?
Post by: Grunge0Puppy on July 30, 2006, 01:19:48 AM
Who gave Meiscool that delusion...???
:D
Post by: Darkfire_renagade on July 30, 2006, 01:29:14 AM
Does the internet run on diesel.
Post by: FFL2and3rocks on July 30, 2006, 01:30:18 AM
What is the square root of 3 and a half?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on July 30, 2006, 03:06:14 PM
If god was one of us, would Jesus listen to Punk?
Post by: Big_Duke on August 03, 2006, 01:12:08 AM
If a computer has a mouse you wanna get rid of, can a cat catch it?
Post by: Emerates on August 03, 2006, 11:36:43 PM
If the world is flat, how long would it take you driving at an average of 53mph to go from one side to the other?
Post by: Linkizcool on August 05, 2006, 08:53:38 PM
If the world was flat, where would all the water go when it falls off the edge?
Post by: RelicLOL on August 06, 2006, 02:10:55 PM
What?
Post by: Jek on August 12, 2006, 04:02:12 AM
if god made us, wouldn't he have given at least someone a special power?(other than jesus)
Post by: Bluhman on August 12, 2006, 04:05:02 AM
So, if I had 3, and you had 3 as well, how many does everybody have?
Post by: coreystranick on August 12, 2006, 04:05:04 AM
Why does putting cheese on pizza for 5 hours become so boring?
Post by: Tomi on August 12, 2006, 02:50:33 PM
Who likes Pokemon?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on August 13, 2006, 06:19:10 PM
If I had every system of a down song on my mp3 player, would ipod sales plummet?
Post by: Jek on August 13, 2006, 06:39:25 PM
what would happen if a bunny jumps onto your lap and tears your shirt apart in the middle of class?
Post by: Bluhman on August 13, 2006, 07:23:13 PM
Now, class, what happens when a Jek dies?
Post by: Darrellito on December 11, 2006, 03:58:03 AM
What would happen if bigfoot met George Bush?
Post by: Meiscool-2 on December 11, 2006, 04:51:39 AM
How long can a game be?
Post by: elementalhero76 on December 12, 2006, 04:55:55 AM
Why was this kicked?
Post by: Musha on May 07, 2007, 10:17:55 AM
Why is murder a crime?
Post by: ellie-is on May 07, 2007, 11:36:03 AM
Post by: Dominicy on May 07, 2007, 03:55:34 PM
Why is it tough to focus on my RPG maker stuff?
Post by: Red Giant on May 07, 2007, 04:16:52 PM
Why I rich you not? Why you not sell real estate like me? Why I sleep with your wife when you at work, then pee in your toilet and don't flush? And sometimes, I pee in the back part so that when you flush pee come out?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on May 11, 2007, 10:43:38 PM
?
Post by: Vidian on May 12, 2007, 03:31:36 AM
In
.A
Town
Why do people still listen to linkin Park?
oh wait... thats not a dumb question...
Post by: game_maniac on May 12, 2007, 10:43:20 AM
Doesn't sound too dumb... Meh, imagine it asked in a redneck accent.
Post by: elementalhero76 on May 22, 2007, 10:44:52 PM
What is orange?
Post by: drenrin2120 on May 22, 2007, 10:50:07 PM
What's your favorite soda?
Post by: elementalhero76 on May 22, 2007, 10:55:13 PM
What sound does a tit make?
Post by: aboutasoandthis on May 22, 2007, 11:10:14 PM
Why do fools fall in love?
Post by: game_maniac on May 23, 2007, 12:58:14 PM
*badum-psh*
What the hell was that?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on May 23, 2007, 07:09:45 PM
.
Post by: elementalhero76 on May 24, 2007, 01:47:01 AM
A: Nothing dumbass go **** your self!
What sound does a internet retard make?
Post by: game_maniac on May 24, 2007, 05:50:19 PM
You type lol, but do you really mean it?
Post by: elementalhero76 on May 25, 2007, 04:27:50 PM
Oh rly?
Maybe.
Wtf?
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on May 26, 2007, 10:54:48 PM
Q: Why when, at Marching Band Compitions, we ask eachother the phrase "Do me" do people look at us weird? We are only asking the other person to zip up the zipper on the back of the coats of our uniforms...
Post by: elementalhero76 on May 29, 2007, 11:26:18 AM
Post by: drenrin2120 on May 31, 2007, 03:45:06 AM
Where were you this time last year?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on May 31, 2007, 06:54:39 PM
Why is my dog a pembroke welsh corgi?
Post by: Fortet on May 31, 2007, 07:49:28 PM
Why won't my sister stfu and fix her own damn problems?!?!
Post by: RazrZ on May 31, 2007, 08:01:57 PM
Why?
Post by: Vidian on June 01, 2007, 01:50:16 AM
Why Don't you call anymore...?
Post by: aboutasoandthis on June 01, 2007, 03:12:03 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcNujMV-2iQ
Post by: game_maniac on June 01, 2007, 04:28:20 PM
Do you have an opinion? Do ya punk?
Post by: Dominicy on June 01, 2007, 04:33:05 PM
who's mom?
Post by: RazrZ on June 01, 2007, 04:40:56 PM
Why is the magic 8-ball a magic 8-ball and not a magic 7-ball?
Post by: elementalhero76 on June 01, 2007, 04:46:47 PM
what sound does a wh0re make?
Post by: RazrZ on June 01, 2007, 05:33:56 PM
What sound do you make?
Post by: Dragonium on June 01, 2007, 09:29:03 PM
@Above: None. For I am ninja. Ninja own the night, boy.
What is infinity divided by zero?
Post by: Fortet on June 01, 2007, 10:23:32 PM
Duh
Why is the world not in a cube shape?
Post by: aboutasoandthis on June 02, 2007, 02:33:49 AM
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
Post by: game_maniac on June 02, 2007, 11:02:23 AM
I think I started my answer with a question, and then answered my own questions which was already an answer. Interrogation point so this looks like a question?
Post by: RazrZ on June 02, 2007, 01:34:46 PM
Why doesn't anyone start a corrupted wish game?
Post by: elementalhero76 on June 02, 2007, 03:40:33 PM
Why did god make some noobs better than others?
Post by: aboutasoandthis on June 02, 2007, 05:23:16 PM
How much chuck could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Post by: game_maniac on June 02, 2007, 07:17:08 PM
How come I can't be cool like this guy :smoke: ?
Post by: RazrZ on June 03, 2007, 04:23:20 AM
...
How come Ranpha Franboise is so hot?
Post by: game_maniac on June 03, 2007, 09:33:42 AM
When two snails mate, how do they know which one stays on top?
Post by: RazrZ on June 03, 2007, 01:38:23 PM
Why can't anime girls come to life?
Post by: Phayre on June 03, 2007, 03:07:26 PM
Why is it that stupidity is so very marketable?
Post by: Yhtomitsu on July 01, 2007, 11:34:51 AM
why is the bottle always empty when your thirsty?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on July 01, 2007, 01:11:41 PM
You did what?
Post by: Yhtomitsu on July 03, 2007, 01:40:59 PM
Why is the rum gone?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on July 03, 2007, 03:28:34 PM
Is this real?
Post by: Musha on July 03, 2007, 03:39:05 PM
So, who really was The Walrus?
Post by: Tomi on July 13, 2007, 02:30:53 AM
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Post by: Dominicy on July 13, 2007, 03:23:01 AM
Why is everyone afraid of clowns?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on July 13, 2007, 07:18:27 PM
Could you describe to me exactly how that happened?
Post by: crunkman2000 on July 13, 2007, 08:09:46 PM
Why did 4KIDS ruin good anime?
Post by: Dominicy on July 13, 2007, 09:02:25 PM
Why?
Post by: ellie-is on July 13, 2007, 09:27:01 PM
Why I am brasilian?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on July 13, 2007, 10:36:30 PM
?
Post by: Bluhman on July 14, 2007, 12:10:37 AM
Which is a better game; Superman64 or Zelda64?
Post by: aboutasoandthis on July 14, 2007, 01:01:23 AM
Why must Square-Enix toy with me so?
Post by: crunkman2000 on July 14, 2007, 01:33:39 AM
Why did Symphony of the Night's original English voice acting suck so much (IE the prologue voices, especially Richter's...)?
Post by: Neo Ghost on July 14, 2007, 08:54:37 AM
Where do babies come from?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on July 14, 2007, 02:34:11 PM
Is someone getting the best of you?
Post by: Bluhman on July 14, 2007, 03:57:45 PM
Arbitrary Voice: "Geico, fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance."
Bluhman: "Wait, how does that make sense? This isn't an ad! WTF?"
What makes the monkey dance?
Post by: Dominicy on July 14, 2007, 04:21:43 PM
FABLE 2 IS TEH COMING OUT!?!?! :O
Post by: crunkman2000 on July 14, 2007, 04:59:30 PM
TABLE 2 is coming out. Now with more Pledge!
What is the airspeed velocity of a swallow?
Post by: Bluhman on July 14, 2007, 06:04:58 PM
English or African?
Post by: Dominicy on July 14, 2007, 08:46:31 PM
Jes?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on July 15, 2007, 11:16:39 AM
What're you doing?
(Before any noob posts something related to this: Anything involving "your mom", "his mom", "my mom", etc. only makes you look stupider. Come up with a real insult, fags.)
Post by: crunkman2000 on July 15, 2007, 03:33:31 PM
Go home. Get stoned?
Post by: Dominicy on July 15, 2007, 05:07:16 PM
why did I go to sleep yesterday at 4:00, woke up and woke up earlier than I usually do?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on July 16, 2007, 12:38:05 PM
What would happen if I became mod?
(Curious as to what people would think.)
Post by: Dominicy on July 16, 2007, 05:22:00 PM
What would happen if deviant art exploded because people there have no clue how to give honest opinions?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on July 17, 2007, 10:51:48 AM
Why?
Post by: ellie-is on July 17, 2007, 12:32:58 PM
Why my name is lucas?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on July 17, 2007, 03:37:24 PM
Who IS the pinapple man?
Post by: Musha on July 19, 2007, 06:39:03 PM
What's that smell?
Post by: aboutasoandthis on July 19, 2007, 07:11:24 PM
Why doesn't anyone care about Mistwalker?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on July 20, 2007, 12:35:39 PM
When can I eat the cake?
Post by: Dominicy on July 20, 2007, 04:56:59 PM
Who are you?
Post by: Musha on July 21, 2007, 09:22:24 PM
So, who's Rick James, anyway?
Post by: Phayre on July 21, 2007, 09:32:41 PM
Why can't I write novels, play video games, make RPGs, draw pictures, and read decent literature all at the same time?
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on July 21, 2007, 10:15:43 PM
Why does Oboe sound so much like elbow? (IS NOT A SPONGEBOB REFERENCE!)
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on July 22, 2007, 08:02:21 PM
Will I win that NES on ebay?
Post by: crunkman2000 on July 23, 2007, 12:07:03 AM
What is democracy? What is democracy? (free e-cookie if you know the song/vid I just referenced)
Post by: Dominicy on July 23, 2007, 03:07:19 AM
What is love?
Post by: VulcanRaven336 on July 23, 2007, 07:13:06 AM
what is potato chips?
Post by: crunkman2000 on July 23, 2007, 11:01:15 PM
How do I shot web?
Post by: Musha on July 25, 2007, 03:15:35 AM
Why don't people wake themselves up with their own loud snoring?
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on July 30, 2007, 11:57:52 PM
Why do people laugh when someone says "Band Camp"?
Post by: Phayre on July 31, 2007, 02:26:47 AM
Why do people always make a big freaking deal when they're leaving a forum,as if they're actual friends that people will miss greatly?
Post by: Vlad Shadeu on July 31, 2007, 03:29:12 AM
why is the devil smiley smiling? >:
Post by: Musha on August 01, 2007, 07:18:48 PM
Why is "duck" an inherently funny word?
Post by: Phayre on August 01, 2007, 09:00:57 PM
Why don't we have any sushi?
Post by: carrionmarksman on August 01, 2007, 10:53:53 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Phayre
Because of OH LOOK, A DUCK! HAHAHAHA!
Why don't we have any sushi?
Because some people have never had it to know what it's like or is.
Why do we drive in the parkway and park in the driveway?
Post by: crunkman2000 on August 02, 2007, 01:32:27 AM
Why am I hungry?
Post by: Musha on August 02, 2007, 07:25:15 AM
Why can you never see your feet in First-Person Shooters?
Post by: carrionmarksman on August 02, 2007, 09:57:34 AM
on a noxious layer of of human hair.
Why are wheels round?
Post by: Red Giant on August 02, 2007, 02:56:20 PM
Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
Post by: Dominicy on August 02, 2007, 05:37:59 PM
Why would I do that?
(The correct answer to why you can't see your feet in an FPS, by the way, is because the main character is always standing straight up with his gun pointed out. >_>)
Post by: carrionmarksman on August 02, 2007, 08:27:34 PM
You would do that because you are the birdman version of dracula.
What happened to Micheal Jackson's real nose?
Post by: Musha on August 02, 2007, 08:56:46 PM
Why do blonde's have more fun?
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on August 05, 2007, 01:02:44 AM
Why do composers put wickedly fast 16th note runs in Marching band music?
Post by: Fortet on August 05, 2007, 01:47:44 AM
(Coincidentally, so does our show :D)
WHY MUST MONDAY AND TUESDAY LAST FOREVER?!?!?!
Post by: Musha on August 05, 2007, 10:53:02 PM
Whay does my microwave burn microwave popcorn? I follow the directions on the bag and everything.
Post by: Dominicy on August 06, 2007, 02:33:40 AM
If you put someone with braces in the microwave do they explode? o,O
Post by: crunkman2000 on August 06, 2007, 03:39:24 PM
Why does it take forever to master jobs in FFV?
Post by: Razor on August 07, 2007, 04:11:26 AM
What is up with airline food?
Post by: Dominicy on August 07, 2007, 04:48:39 AM
Why does A Blurred Line have bad maps but good gameplay?
Post by: Musha on August 07, 2007, 03:10:40 PM
Why hasn't anyone assassinated Uwe Boll yet?
Post by: Dominicy on August 07, 2007, 04:31:26 PM
Do you luff me?
Post by: Musha on August 16, 2007, 06:49:12 AM
Why don't I have a secretary?
Post by: Razor on August 16, 2007, 07:29:57 AM
Post by: Musha on August 19, 2007, 01:39:16 AM
Because you actually are invisible.
Why are stupid people permitted to reproduce?
Post by: Dominicy on August 25, 2007, 04:53:47 PM
WHERE'S MY HAT!?
Post by: Musha on August 31, 2007, 12:03:32 AM
Why is a Raven like a Writing Desk?
Post by: Bluhman on September 02, 2007, 02:53:36 AM
I know what you are... But what am I?
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on September 04, 2007, 11:40:25 PM
What... have I done...?
Post by: Djanki on September 05, 2007, 04:29:51 PM
What is a man!?
Post by: Dominicy on September 05, 2007, 05:10:13 PM
WRYYYYYYYYY!?!?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on September 06, 2007, 09:21:20 PM
Who coined the phrase "a penny saved is a penny earned," why and where?
Post by: Dominicy on October 09, 2007, 04:42:43 PM
How come dolphins don't have cannons for faces, daddy?
Post by: lilsniffs3 on October 09, 2007, 10:13:45 PM
Wy is my spelig icorct?
Post by: Dominicy on October 10, 2007, 03:05:06 AM
What does enips mean?
Post by: lilsniffs3 on October 10, 2007, 10:58:07 PM
Why do I have to pay to get stabbed with a masumune? Sephiroth gave one to Aeris free of charge!
Post by: Dominicy on October 11, 2007, 07:49:11 PM
Why are MIDI > MP3??
Post by: Musha on December 24, 2007, 01:07:01 AM
Where to game threads go when they die?
Post by: HobomasterXXX on December 24, 2007, 01:51:35 AM
Why is dial-up so slow?
Post by: Musha on December 29, 2007, 04:02:22 AM
Why do people widely regard the GhostBusters films as being such masterpieces of American cinema? I thought they were really kinda lame.
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on December 29, 2007, 12:21:39 PM
How do I kill anyone who asks to shot web?
Post by: Dominicy on December 29, 2007, 04:35:39 PM
Are you ready?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on December 29, 2007, 09:01:26 PM
When?
Post by: Musha on December 31, 2007, 12:43:55 AM
Who ate my sticky buns?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on December 31, 2007, 09:41:36 PM
Post by: Linkizcool on January 01, 2008, 03:49:24 AM
why is it dark at 5 pm?
Post by: Musha on January 01, 2008, 06:07:58 PM
Why is "dark" always associated with evil and "light" with good?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on January 01, 2008, 08:26:41 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Linkizcool
you forgot to ask a question :O
why is it dark at 5 pm?
The image WAS the question. <.<
Because then Sonic Adventure 2's story names would be wrong.
I ask again.....
Post by: Demonic Angel on January 29, 2008, 08:03:30 PM
If a tree falls in the forest and nobody's around to hear it, do penguins eat liver?
Post by: lilsniffs3 on January 30, 2008, 04:00:11 AM
How come I'm addicted to Drawn to Life?
Post by: HobomasterXXX on January 30, 2008, 04:26:18 AM
Why am I going to win the crappy game contest?
Post by: lilsniffs3 on January 30, 2008, 04:33:17 AM
Why do I want Assassins Creed and I'm 10?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on January 30, 2008, 08:53:48 PM
When is twelve noon?
Post by: lilsniffs3 on February 01, 2008, 03:13:15 AM
Why do I play Guitar Hero?
Post by: Weerd Thing on March 09, 2008, 06:16:37 AM
Why is it pwn instead of own?
Post by: Dominicy on March 09, 2008, 06:52:09 AM
Post by: ellie-is on March 09, 2008, 01:21:45 PM
Post by: Weerd Thing on March 09, 2008, 04:04:24 PM
Why are dandelions yellow?
Post by: Djanki on March 11, 2008, 01:07:15 PM
I-is that right, Kobayashi?!
Post by: Ex-Rated on March 11, 2008, 01:10:15 PM
What do I do?
Post by: Dominicy on March 11, 2008, 06:15:13 PM
Why do I have the feeling everyone who looked at any given topic by Ex is a pervert? >.>
Post by: Ex-Rated on March 12, 2008, 01:05:35 AM
Why do rainbows have the color red?
Post by: Dominicy on March 12, 2008, 02:29:11 AM
Why is grip?
Post by: Djanki on March 12, 2008, 12:18:23 PM
The cake is a lie...?
Post by: Ex-Rated on March 12, 2008, 08:43:21 PM
The cake lies prehistoricaly...
Why do I pee blue urine?
Post by: ellie-is on March 12, 2008, 09:01:29 PM
Why ppls play FF?
Post by: Ex-Rated on March 12, 2008, 09:18:48 PM
Quote
Originally posted by lucas_irineu
Cause you are a blue mage.
Why ppls play FF?
Ppls play FF to relax their blod vessels...
Why do we have this emote: :yell:
Post by: Djanki on March 13, 2008, 02:04:19 PM
I can has cookie...?
Post by: ellie-is on March 13, 2008, 03:20:46 PM
And about me?
Post by: Ex-Rated on March 13, 2008, 09:10:51 PM
Why isn't the grass orange or purple?
Post by: Musha on March 14, 2008, 10:09:53 AM
Why is Sephiroth such a popular character?
Post by: Dragonium on March 14, 2008, 05:21:26 PM
Why the hell does my cup of tea taste like sausage rolls?
Post by: ellie-is on March 14, 2008, 05:41:44 PM
Why I dun have a cup of tea?
Post by: Dominicy on March 14, 2008, 06:10:36 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Dragonium
Because he personifies the long-haired highly-overrated prettyboy within us all.
No fake. Play ANY online game and there are, at any given time, hundreds of Sephiroth look-alikes running around.
YOU DO HAVE A CUP OF G.
WHY does everyone think they look cool by looking like Sephiroth? >.>
Post by: Ex-Rated on March 15, 2008, 12:16:44 AM
Why do all game's main character have spiky hair?
Post by: zuhane1 on March 15, 2008, 01:30:14 AM
How did Hitler get so good at beatboxing?
Post by: ellie-is on March 15, 2008, 01:41:03 AM
Why you live in Hull UK?
Post by: Ex-Rated on March 16, 2008, 02:33:35 AM
M eye uh gud spellllr?
Post by: ellie-is on March 16, 2008, 02:42:34 AM
AM I DA BEST OR WAHT?
Post by: Ex-Rated on March 16, 2008, 02:46:58 AM
Quote
Originally posted by lucas_irineu
Ur eye dont have a good spear.
Hehe... I actually said... 'Am I a good speller?' But in really bad spelling...
NO your not awsome! Your just... Mediocre...
Does Moses like to party? :w00t:
Post by: ellie-is on March 16, 2008, 02:48:40 AM
No, they hate it.
Why they hate it?
Cause they give fabulous head!
Why they give fabulous head?
Post by: Ex-Rated on March 16, 2008, 02:52:45 AM
Why did they make blue cheese? Can't they just keep it yellow?
Post by: Weerd Thing on March 16, 2008, 05:01:51 AM
Moo?
Post by: Ex-Rated on March 16, 2008, 05:16:32 AM
Starcraft? (There is no cow level. Thats a cheat for starcraft)
Post by: ellie-is on March 16, 2008, 01:42:20 PM
Post by: Dominicy on March 16, 2008, 06:31:26 PM
Quote
Originally posted by lucas_irineu
Diablo 2. There is a cow lvl. (I know that is a cheat, but I feel like saying this)
COW LEVEL!! *drool*
Why can't I have 3 money and no kids?
Post by: Ex-Rated on March 17, 2008, 11:55:07 PM
Why does Jesus play Diablo when there is Diablo II out since 1997?
Post by: Dominicy on March 22, 2008, 09:56:33 PM
Why do I think that Midnight and Dragonium should be our mascots? XD
Post by: WarxePB on March 24, 2008, 03:51:12 AM
Why can't I dtilt > fthrow > usmash > fair > nB?
Post by: zuhane1 on March 24, 2008, 11:29:44 AM
How come Bruce Willis was in Austin Powers?
Post by: Djanki on March 25, 2008, 09:41:45 PM
...Bruce Willis was in Austin Powers?!
Post by: Musha on March 26, 2008, 10:58:31 PM
Why is Bruce Willis bald?
Post by: DedlellyDeth on March 28, 2008, 08:09:05 PM
It's 3:00 AM. Do you know where your children are?
Post by: ThexXtremeXx on March 28, 2008, 08:48:55 PM
why does bluhman have purple beard?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on March 28, 2008, 09:41:31 PM
Is it nap time?
Post by: Shanked on March 28, 2008, 11:10:29 PM
Why do cows go mad?
Post by: Emerates on March 29, 2008, 01:41:17 AM
Why in the ****?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on March 29, 2008, 11:20:28 PM
If Charas were a card game, what would be the five elements?
Post by: ellie-is on March 29, 2008, 11:25:51 PM
DO I SUCK?
Post by: Musha on March 31, 2008, 02:46:06 AM
Why is being nice so overrated?
Post by: Dominicy on April 01, 2008, 03:18:41 PM
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Post by: Snood on April 08, 2008, 07:53:38 AM
Am I allowed to run over people I don't like?
Post by: Dominicy on April 08, 2008, 04:09:30 PM
Yes?
Post by: Snood on April 09, 2008, 05:51:07 AM
Can I turn yellow?
Post by: Djanki on April 09, 2008, 06:38:26 PM
Is it a marmot?
Post by: Dragonium on April 09, 2008, 06:49:15 PM
How is it my fault you went blind?
Post by: Snood on April 10, 2008, 04:02:00 AM
Can one resist the charms of Cheese?
Post by: Dominicy on April 11, 2008, 03:31:35 PM
*Puts on Fable guard hat and puffs chest out* WUT DEH HELL DO YOU LOOK LIKE!?
(Anyone who doesn't get that needs to play Fable as an evil character. :[ )
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on April 11, 2008, 09:03:10 PM
Quote
(Anyone who doesn't get that needs to play Fable as an evil character. :[ )
Pretty much all of Charas knows I'm a Fable freak, and even I didn't get it. :/
I guess I look like whatever wears purple and white.
Is now nothing, less than was before? Murder mocks me! Has me moved from his lot! Am not a man anymore?
(If you get this reference, you are stalking me.)
Post by: Snood on April 12, 2008, 02:44:04 AM
Post by: Musha on April 26, 2008, 02:26:33 AM
Why is being a pimp considered cool?
Post by: Dominicy on April 26, 2008, 05:59:42 AM
U LIEK MUDKIPS?
Post by: lilsniffs3 on April 28, 2008, 04:45:00 AM
What is the definition of Lolcats?
Post by: Rayonius on April 28, 2008, 05:02:19 AM
orly!?
Post by: lilsniffs3 on April 28, 2008, 06:14:14 AM
NO WAI
Post by: Big_Duke on April 30, 2008, 11:46:00 AM
What's a dumb question?
Post by: Dominicy on April 30, 2008, 12:08:28 PM
Why the HELL am I awake at 6:30? O_O
Post by: lilsniffs3 on April 30, 2008, 12:15:15 PM
Whatdafxisup with Shadow the Hedgehog?
Post by: Big_Duke on May 01, 2008, 01:49:30 AM
What happens if you put a gym sock in a vat of acid-flavored water?
Post by: Musha on May 01, 2008, 05:12:52 PM
Who ate the last cookie?
Post by: lilsniffs3 on May 01, 2008, 08:21:31 PM
HE DID IT
If every character in SSBB had Falcon Punch, will you buy the game?
Post by: Dominicy on May 05, 2008, 05:03:22 PM
Why's the lead singer in Nickel Back ALWAYS yelling, but yelling softly? O.o
Post by: Musha on May 06, 2008, 06:12:08 PM
What is love?
Post by: lilsniffs3 on May 06, 2008, 07:42:04 PM
Chicken Mcnuggets are only good with what?
Post by: Musha on May 13, 2008, 12:39:03 AM
Do you really want to hurt me?
Post by: Vlad Shadeu on August 17, 2008, 05:26:47 AM
Why did i ever return to charas?
Post by: mironic on August 17, 2008, 05:29:57 AM
can pigs fly?
Post by: Darrellito on August 18, 2008, 10:33:28 PM
Did Jesus really walk on water? Or was he just a figment of my imagination?
Post by: Vlad Shadeu on August 19, 2008, 12:35:10 AM
Why does the person who answers this question have two mommies?
Post by: Musha on October 11, 2008, 01:12:12 PM
Why does everybody think sushi is raw fish?
Post by: ellie-is on October 11, 2008, 01:17:45 PM
The ship was flying, the four tires got holes in it, how many watermeloons where left?
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on October 11, 2008, 04:52:47 PM
Why do video games have to load? Loading is so stupid. Why can't they just start automatically?
Post by: ellie-is on October 11, 2008, 05:36:17 PM
Why are forums only forums and not real life?
Post by: Darrellito on October 11, 2008, 10:31:56 PM
Why does everyone have to cut loose, footloose?
Post by: Meiscool-2 on October 11, 2008, 10:38:39 PM
Wry is douchebaginton such a douchebag?
Post by: Darrellito on October 11, 2008, 10:43:27 PM
Why didn't Jesus wear reboks?
Post by: Dominicy on October 12, 2008, 12:18:40 AM
Why is my dad listening to Barbie Girl? >__________>
Post by: Meiscool-2 on October 12, 2008, 12:47:39 AM
Why is Billy Joel so amazing?
Post by: ellie-is on October 12, 2008, 12:51:05 AM
Why did I do something really bad?
Post by: Dominicy on October 12, 2008, 12:52:32 AM
Do YOU liek mudkips?
Post by: ellie-is on October 12, 2008, 01:10:51 AM
Why is noone posting on my thread?
Post by: Darrellito on October 12, 2008, 04:25:11 AM
Who would win in a fight, Superman, or the ink pen that draws him?
Post by: ellie-is on October 12, 2008, 11:18:35 AM
Does spiderman uses a sword?
Post by: Emerates on October 12, 2008, 03:55:01 PM
Do said spiders have genitalia?
Post by: ellie-is on October 12, 2008, 06:05:56 PM
Amrite?
Post by: Darrellito on October 13, 2008, 12:54:47 AM
Do all dogs really go to heaven? Even the pedophiles?
Post by: Dominicy on October 13, 2008, 12:59:11 AM
Where did I go wrong?
Post by: Musha on October 13, 2008, 09:49:11 PM
Should I chug a whole bottle of Absinthe?
Post by: lilsniffs3 on October 13, 2008, 11:40:03 PM
Why does Batman nots friend Joker?
Post by: Darrellito on October 14, 2008, 06:29:16 AM
Why do they feel the need for a Spiderman 4?
Post by: Emerates on October 14, 2008, 01:03:37 PM
What is pi?
Post by: ellie-is on October 14, 2008, 04:09:34 PM
Whhat should the hideous half machine half man thing be called?
Post by: lilsniffs3 on October 14, 2008, 08:24:26 PM
Why is commenting limit exceeded? (Youtube)
Post by: ellie-is on October 14, 2008, 08:47:45 PM
I meant to say: "What should the hideous half vending machine half man thing be called?", so what should the hideous half vending machine half man thing be called?
Post by: lilsniffs3 on October 15, 2008, 02:24:44 AM
Why did Hiro kill Ando? SPOILERZ LAWLS.
Post by: Darrellito on October 15, 2008, 08:44:07 AM
Prison rules, who would win in a fight, a waffle iron, or a bowling pin?
Post by: Bartman on October 15, 2008, 07:51:45 PM
Which pairing is better Lois Lane and Clark Kent or Peter Parker and Mary Jane?
Post by: Darrellito on October 16, 2008, 10:44:00 AM
What goes down faster then a 2 dollah hoe?
Post by: Emerates on October 16, 2008, 03:37:18 PM
What's with this whole forum, anyhow?
Post by: Dominicy on October 16, 2008, 04:17:29 PM
WHAJU JES CALL ME?
Post by: Bartman on October 16, 2008, 04:42:33 PM
How many fingers am I holding up?
Post by: Lukas on October 17, 2008, 04:05:06 PM
Do cheez-its really have that much cheese?
Post by: Darrellito on October 17, 2008, 08:31:31 PM
Why is the goose always the odd man out in a duck world?
Post by: Musha on October 19, 2008, 10:11:02 AM
Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight?
Post by: Dominicy on October 20, 2008, 04:35:34 PM
Why don't you make like a banana and go kill yourself?
Post by: ellie-is on October 20, 2008, 05:05:51 PM
Why did I posted this topic on another forum?
Post by: Musha on October 21, 2008, 10:38:33 PM
So, what actually DOES happen to a toad who gets struck by lightning?
Post by: lilsniffs3 on October 22, 2008, 12:24:43 AM
THE FOLLOWING IS EITHER UNNESSECARY OR COMPLETELY RETARDED.
The ninja frog leaped out towards the toad. And then.....
It was on fire and burned to death.
THE END!
Why does Spiderman not have a Spidermobile, so Batman can sue him for copyright infringement?
Post by: fruckert on October 22, 2008, 05:14:05 AM
Why am I so fascinated with torture techniques?
Post by: Musha on October 24, 2008, 10:28:31 AM
Why won't The Beatles do a reunion tour?
Post by: Dominicy on October 24, 2008, 03:16:52 PM
Why do I feel the need to go hunt down Lucas' other forum?
Post by: Darrellito on October 24, 2008, 05:28:22 PM
What the hell is Phil Collins thinking right now?
Post by: Musha on October 25, 2008, 03:45:31 AM
Button, button....who's got the button:?
Post by: Dominicy on October 25, 2008, 04:16:03 PM
Why do furries claim to want one thing but complain when you give it to them?
Post by: Musha on October 26, 2008, 12:51:10 AM
What do you get when you cross a chicken with......another chicken?
Post by: Darrellito on October 26, 2008, 02:26:47 AM
Can I have my cake and eat some pie too?
Post by: drenrin2120 on October 28, 2008, 10:27:27 PM
If pigs could fly, would they nest in the trees?
Post by: lilsniffs3 on October 29, 2008, 02:41:09 AM
Why does Megatron not transform into a super-special-awesome mega cannon in the movie?
Post by: Darrellito on October 29, 2008, 02:45:52 AM
Where the hell has Meiscool been?
Post by: Musha on October 30, 2008, 05:11:44 AM
Why do people laugh at Punch and Judy puppet shows?
Post by: Dominicy on November 03, 2008, 04:03:02 PM
Why does my arm hurt?
Post by: Darrellito on November 04, 2008, 08:15:09 AM
Where can I find a monkey and a sidecar motorcycle?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on November 04, 2008, 10:49:39 PM
WHY did charas not have a password recovery sooner?
Post by: lilsniffs3 on November 05, 2008, 04:02:59 AM
Why do girls have boobs?
Post by: Musha on November 05, 2008, 06:42:57 AM
Why do men have nipples?
Post by: drenrin2120 on November 05, 2008, 06:18:38 PM
Why does every forced conversation always end with someone saying penis?
Post by: Darrellito on November 05, 2008, 06:26:52 PM
Do women get 'boners'? And if so, how do they hide them?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on November 06, 2008, 03:11:30 AM
Why is it that magic in Fable 2 is so overpowered?
Post by: fruckert on November 07, 2008, 01:40:26 AM
If you have a scar on your wrist, does that make you eeeemo
Post by: Roland_Deschain on November 07, 2008, 01:42:37 AM
Does an ant?
Post by: fruckert on November 07, 2008, 02:20:09 AM
Is it okay to love the taste of blood?
Post by: Darrellito on November 07, 2008, 06:48:03 AM
What's in my pocket right now?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on November 07, 2008, 08:50:04 PM
How often does one have to watch a movie to be able to quote it from beginning to end, word-for-word?
Post by: fruckert on November 07, 2008, 11:58:33 PM
Is wanting to die, just to see what it feels like, bad?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on November 08, 2008, 12:26:32 AM
Is attempting to kill a cat with sunglasses bad?
Post by: Musha on November 08, 2008, 09:20:41 AM
If I go, will you follow?
Post by: Cerebus on November 08, 2008, 05:57:41 PM
Are you happy with Obama as the new president? And why?
zomg serious question!
Post by: Darrellito on November 08, 2008, 07:02:52 PM
Can I have some of your Donkey Kong?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on November 08, 2008, 09:21:57 PM
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Post by: Lukas on November 09, 2008, 07:51:44 PM
how much do you weight?
Post by: Musha on November 10, 2008, 12:38:46 AM
If I bake a pie, will you eat a piece?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on November 10, 2008, 02:09:25 AM
Does drinking out of a mason jar make me weird?
Post by: Darrellito on November 10, 2008, 08:18:12 AM
If :) made friends with ;) , do you think >:( would be jealous?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on November 10, 2008, 03:18:42 PM
Does liking a mildly emo band make me emo?
Post by: Musha on November 10, 2008, 07:17:36 PM
Why is Canadian beer so overrated?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on November 10, 2008, 11:28:12 PM
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if said woodchuck was on roids and the hulk?
Post by: fruckert on November 11, 2008, 09:15:57 AM
If you woke up as the opposite gender tomorrow, would you be overjoyed, or horrified.
Or, would you not really care and just go stare at yourself all day
Post by: Roland_Deschain on November 11, 2008, 01:28:21 PM
If you could know the future, but only random things and not EVERYTHING, would you try to profit from it?
Post by: Hell Angel on November 11, 2008, 01:35:12 PM
If I asked a stupid question, would you answer?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on November 11, 2008, 01:42:10 PM
Is it just me or is it fun to answer questions with questions?
Post by: Hell Angel on November 11, 2008, 01:48:04 PM
If you cut everything off a zombie EXCEPT the head, does it still die?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on November 11, 2008, 01:52:47 PM
Question?
Post by: Hell Angel on November 11, 2008, 01:53:39 PM
Answer?
Post by: ellie-is on November 11, 2008, 05:40:09 PM
Is that sword of mana in your sig?
Post by: fruckert on November 11, 2008, 11:47:38 PM
EDIT: I thought of a better one
When playing Uno in Mexico, do you say "one"?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on November 12, 2008, 02:44:38 AM
Is this technically not a question because I end with a period.
Post by: fruckert on November 12, 2008, 03:03:35 AM
If you wake up with blood all over your shirt, and a knife on your bedside table, should you be worried?
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on November 12, 2008, 04:26:37 AM
If I have 4 fingers held up on each hand, how many napkins could I fit between each pair of fingers?
Post by: Hell Angel on November 12, 2008, 05:09:16 AM
Is it just me or do Skittles get pretty disgusting after gorging a few mini-size bags?
Lucas: It's from Magical Vacation. Same guys who made Sword of Mana, and even pretty similar in many ways.
Post by: fruckert on November 12, 2008, 05:21:02 AM
I'm assuming your question is the skittles thing...
Yes, they do
Is it a sign of human stupidity that Ginormous is in spell check?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on November 12, 2008, 07:57:10 PM
Who, what, when, where, why, and how?
Post by: Red Fox on November 12, 2008, 08:57:11 PM
Why is that squirrel on fruckets ava wearing a skull?
Post by: ellie-is on November 12, 2008, 09:23:00 PM
Wait what.
Post by: Roland_Deschain on November 13, 2008, 01:06:09 AM
Am I the only person here who likes Hurt and in particulare some of their softer songs, which I ~SHOULDN'T~ like being the death metal fan I am?
Post by: Musha on November 13, 2008, 04:08:56 PM
If oranges were blue would we still call them oranges?
Post by: ellie-is on November 13, 2008, 04:53:05 PM
Piccolo smash puny sayin?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on November 13, 2008, 07:55:10 PM
Why are floating, Lovecraftian winged eyeballs featured in this banner ad I'm seeing?
Post by: Red Fox on November 14, 2008, 12:11:32 AM
Am I your gameboy?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on November 14, 2008, 01:07:48 AM
Is what I just said too hurtful to poor Red Fox?
Post by: Red Fox on November 15, 2008, 02:23:03 AM
If tomato soup was made of beans instead of tomatoes would it still be called tomato soup?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on November 15, 2008, 03:38:47 AM
Why do I like the song Hide so much?
Post by: fruckert on November 15, 2008, 04:48:04 AM
If train A is coming towards train B at a distance of 20 miles, at 60 miles an hour, and train B is going at 120 miles per hour, how big is the crash going to be?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on November 15, 2008, 05:30:39 AM
How long can this game go on before we start repeating ourselves?
Post by: fruckert on November 15, 2008, 05:32:30 AM
How much food could a dood muck huck at a load of moad of rude?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on November 15, 2008, 05:36:11 AM
Cause you are a blue mage.
How often can we keep this up?
Post by: ellie-is on November 15, 2008, 01:17:26 PM
1+1=11?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on November 15, 2008, 04:07:41 PM
1 = 2. Prove it mathmatecally.
Post by: ellie-is on November 15, 2008, 04:38:36 PM
Can I haz log ride?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on November 15, 2008, 04:42:58 PM
Do all cats speak broken leet?
Post by: Darrellito on November 15, 2008, 05:09:45 PM
Doesn't facebook sound like something a serial killer would have?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on November 15, 2008, 05:14:45 PM
How long will it take for lolcats to corrupt the necroNOMicon?
Post by: fruckert on November 16, 2008, 01:17:15 AM
The necronimicon is too cool
Does this dress make me look fat?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on November 16, 2008, 03:27:06 AM
Why am I so obsessed with overcustomizing Warhammer minis? I have an orc in a tux with a monocle and top hat named Mr. Finklesworth. And he will kill you.
Post by: fruckert on November 16, 2008, 04:12:31 AM
.?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on November 16, 2008, 06:03:51 AM
How does it feel when the majority has been lifted a diminutive?
Post by: fruckert on November 16, 2008, 06:07:50 AM
How do you feel, now that you're almost at 600 points, Roland?
Real question:
What is the fine here for Necrophilia?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on November 16, 2008, 06:11:46 AM
And $1337.9001 Sealand dollars.
Who else but Sealand would hold German mercenaries hostage?
Post by: Musha on November 19, 2008, 02:12:07 AM
Why is Metal Gear Solid so full of dirty-sounding names? (Solid Snake, Deepthroat,Naked Snake, European Extreme, etc.)
Post by: Roland_Deschain on November 19, 2008, 02:18:28 AM
I am now 3 posts above 666. Does this make me the antichrist plus 3?
Post by: ellie-is on November 19, 2008, 03:26:32 PM
Are tinky winky, dipsy, lala and po awesome?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on November 19, 2008, 06:09:50 PM
Where the hell is Charas?
Post by: fruckert on November 20, 2008, 12:27:50 AM
Where ARE the wild things?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on November 20, 2008, 06:43:06 PM
Is it bad to listen to Marylin Manson? >_>
Post by: Musha on November 24, 2008, 08:23:08 AM
Who put the bomp in the bomp ba bomp ba bomp?
Post by: fruckert on November 24, 2008, 11:46:30 PM
(http://www.scalzi.com/monster0601a.jpg)
Does anybody like my new avi, or is it stupid?
REAL QUESTION!
What the hell is this Buig worshiping?
:bend:
Post by: Musha on November 25, 2008, 06:24:12 AM
Snakes....why'd it have to be snakes?
Post by: fruckert on November 25, 2008, 06:29:24 AM
Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!
Is he really bringing sexy back?
Post by: Red Fox on November 25, 2008, 02:51:21 PM
Are you a fag?
Post by: Lukas on November 28, 2008, 02:13:37 AM
this is not a question?
Post by: fruckert on November 28, 2008, 02:15:44 AM
How eatadeble is eatadeble?
Post by: Dominicy on November 28, 2008, 03:52:27 AM
Does it end?
Post by: Red Fox on November 28, 2008, 02:04:57 PM
Does TakenTreasure == true?
Post by: Dominicy on November 28, 2008, 07:23:41 PM
Why does it hurt?
Post by: Red Fox on November 28, 2008, 09:06:47 PM
Why does a question always end in a ? ?
Post by: ellie-is on November 28, 2008, 09:19:53 PM
Does it.
Post by: Lukas on November 29, 2008, 03:22:16 AM
in the future maybe?
Post by: Musha on November 29, 2008, 03:44:12 AM
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Post by: Lukas on November 29, 2008, 04:09:10 AM
The latest swimsuits anyone?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on November 30, 2008, 05:05:50 PM
Meh?
Post by: fruckert on November 30, 2008, 11:42:51 PM
Haʊ mæni piːpəl kan rid θɨs?
Post by: lilsniffs3 on November 30, 2008, 11:54:53 PM
Who spins me right round, baby right round, like a record player?
Post by: Dominicy on December 01, 2008, 12:15:23 AM
Did you kill her?
Post by: fruckert on December 01, 2008, 12:23:23 AM
I killed Meiscools female incarnation
And for that
I am sorry
*bows gracefully*
???
Post by: lonewolf on December 01, 2008, 02:09:03 AM
There is nothin' fair in this world
There is nothin' safe in this world
And there's nothin' sure in this world
And there's nothin' pure in this world
Look for something left in this world
Start again?
Post by: Musha on December 02, 2008, 02:56:47 AM
What's love got to do with it?
Post by: WarxePB on December 02, 2008, 03:01:18 AM
Why would I want to be welcomed to the jungle?
Post by: lilsniffs3 on December 02, 2008, 04:29:12 AM
What is love!?!
Post by: fruckert on December 02, 2008, 05:34:25 AM
No mo
Why did Meis's google for porn bring him here?
Post by: lilsniffs3 on December 02, 2008, 05:44:44 AM
Why did Fruckert just fail?
Post by: fruckert on December 02, 2008, 05:55:02 AM
Why are you being so mean to me Lilsniff?
:'(
Lilsniff=murdered kid
Post by: lilsniffs3 on December 02, 2008, 06:02:04 AM
Why'd you give me this tainted love...that you've given to me?
Post by: fruckert on December 02, 2008, 06:11:45 AM
Is it just, not enough.
I need more.
Nothing seems to satisfy.
I said, I dont want it.
I just need it.
To breathe, to feel, to know Im alive.
there, you happy?
Post by: Musha on December 02, 2008, 06:37:15 AM
Do you believe in life after love?
Post by: lilsniffs3 on December 07, 2008, 03:30:53 AM
Why don't you hit me with your best shot?
Post by: fruckert on December 07, 2008, 04:05:56 AM
Can you touch this?
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on December 07, 2008, 04:42:31 AM
Where, oh where, has my little dog gone? Where, oh where can it be?
Post by: Lukas on December 07, 2008, 05:08:13 AM
why doest uberpwn no loaves me noes moar?
Post by: mironic on December 09, 2008, 01:21:55 AM
why is digieye bangi legi the least used word in the world?
Post by: fruckert on December 09, 2008, 04:25:39 AM
Is this trend over?!?!
Post by: lilsniffs3 on December 09, 2008, 04:31:30 AM
Why do some say love, it is a river?
Post by: fruckert on December 09, 2008, 04:34:00 AM
WHAR BLACK BETTY?
Bambelam
(P.S. That is what I hear whenever I hear that song)
Post by: lilsniffs3 on December 09, 2008, 04:37:29 AM
Why do some stay dry and others feel the pain?
Post by: Musha on December 11, 2008, 06:30:59 PM
What did <a href="http://www.4shared.com/file/15260005/7d8a0d68/jokerssong.html">Batman</a> do in Katmandu?
Post by: Dominicy on December 11, 2008, 07:07:34 PM
Will the Buffalo?
Post by: Musha on December 12, 2008, 02:40:47 AM
Do you think I'm off my rocker?
Off the wagon? On a bender?
On a tutti? On a roll?
Post by: lilsniffs3 on December 12, 2008, 05:02:40 AM
why are we RUNNING IN THE 90's!?!?!?
Post by: Musha on December 22, 2008, 01:08:50 AM
Why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near?
Post by: lilsniffs3 on December 22, 2008, 05:44:34 AM
How come it's the staaaaars, the staaaars, that lie to you?
Post by: fruckert on December 22, 2008, 06:24:24 AM
Do I care?
Post by: drenrin2120 on December 22, 2008, 07:47:18 AM
...?
Post by: fruckert on December 22, 2008, 08:23:04 PM
Do I see trees, so green?
Post by: lilsniffs3 on December 22, 2008, 09:42:26 PM
What if I say I'm not like the others?
What if I say I'm not just another one of your plays?
You're the pretender.
What if I say I will never surrender?
Post by: fruckert on December 22, 2008, 09:49:34 PM
Does nothing else matter :'( ?
Post by: Musha on December 24, 2008, 09:39:39 AM
In your head, what's in your head, zombie?
Post by: Rahl on December 24, 2008, 09:21:19 PM
Where were you when the lights went out?
Post by: fruckert on December 24, 2008, 10:26:49 PM
Did zombies eat her brain?
Post by: lilsniffs3 on December 24, 2008, 11:21:30 PM
Did zombies eat her brain's neuron?
Post by: Rahl on December 25, 2008, 06:17:24 AM
Why do meatballs not repsond to me?
Post by: fruckert on December 25, 2008, 06:52:52 AM
Why does shniklemarfinikis not like shnorkilnorf?
Post by: Drace on December 25, 2008, 02:35:14 PM
Why?
Post by: fruckert on December 25, 2008, 05:27:50 PM
Is it contagious?
Post by: Rahl on December 26, 2008, 05:25:06 AM
Post by: Felix-0 on December 27, 2008, 12:30:34 AM
Only if you dont wrap it before tapping it.You know I just can't help myself
Post by: Rahl on December 27, 2008, 03:04:48 AM
What noise does the choo choo make?
Post by: Felix-0 on December 27, 2008, 06:32:47 AM
becuase god wills it
Post by: Rahl on December 27, 2008, 07:51:59 PM
Why has god chosen you to hear his will?
Post by: Felix-0 on December 27, 2008, 07:54:50 PM
Why doesn't fast food make me faster?
Post by: Rahl on December 27, 2008, 08:02:05 PM
At what point does the beginning meet the end?
Post by: fruckert on December 28, 2008, 01:59:33 AM
Racklesnackle?
Post by: Rahl on December 28, 2008, 09:29:12 AM
Where be thou fizzle-pizzle?
Post by: lilsniffs3 on December 29, 2008, 03:09:54 AM
What up?
Post by: fruckert on December 29, 2008, 05:47:59 AM
Down?
Post by: Rahl on December 30, 2008, 01:04:03 AM
Where have all cowboys gone?!?!
Post by: Musha on January 03, 2009, 01:10:35 PM
Tell me, Princess now when did you last let your heart decide?
Post by: Rahl on January 03, 2009, 06:53:55 PM
What would jesus do?
Post by: Geodessia on January 06, 2009, 11:34:03 PM
How many carrots are in celery?
Post by: fruckert on January 07, 2009, 12:13:25 AM
Is this statement a lie?
Post by: Rahl on January 07, 2009, 10:23:39 AM
What happens with an unstoppable force comes in contact with an unmovable force?
Post by: fruckert on January 08, 2009, 03:34:13 AM
Why does Rahls avy keep reminding me of fish?
Post by: Rahl on January 08, 2009, 05:21:28 PM
Does anyone know why my laptop BSD (vlue screen of deaths) every other shutdown?
(really would like to know.)
Post by: ElrohirTiwell on January 10, 2009, 12:41:15 AM
____
Is there a life after the World of Warcraft?
Post by: Geodessia on January 10, 2009, 05:50:33 PM
that answer is simple : It isn't a good written question.
Your Question sucked more.
How many more better?
Post by: Rahl on January 10, 2009, 06:09:44 PM
Who wants to give me a million dollars?
Post by: ElrohirTiwell on January 10, 2009, 06:14:53 PM
Why did Geodessia not answer my question, but instead gave me negative comment on something that grammatically isn't a right question?
Post by: Rahl on January 10, 2009, 10:43:27 PM
Where do babys come from?
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on January 11, 2009, 12:15:52 AM
Why can't I ever do my chemistry homework?
Post by: Rahl on January 11, 2009, 01:33:28 PM
What do I keep in my sock drawer?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on January 11, 2009, 02:18:55 PM
If all of the RPGs programmed in five minutes (see our ads) are free to play, what is the capital of Idaho?
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on January 11, 2009, 07:57:38 PM
If chemistry is in my head, then why do I have a 37.1% in the class?
Post by: fruckert on January 11, 2009, 11:54:55 PM
Sucker
If Purple=2, then why don't I have an even beard?
Post by: ElrohirTiwell on January 12, 2009, 12:12:46 PM
When Talking about carrots, is the answer on 5 times the multiplication of fruckerts beard plus the square root of the number of my brain cells either an answer that can be received by the square, a number that can be received by the triangle of a number, or neither of them because the answer is negative? explain why....
Post by: fruckert on January 13, 2009, 02:54:10 AM
Argh?
Post by: ElrohirTiwell on January 13, 2009, 12:19:37 PM
:-X + >:( / ( :( x :( ) ^ :]] = ?
Post by: fruckert on January 14, 2009, 02:57:13 AM
Is are grammar important yes?
Post by: Rahl on January 14, 2009, 07:10:55 AM
Why do we speak iglatin-pay?
Post by: ElrohirTiwell on January 14, 2009, 12:25:58 PM
When talking about "Snorting Coke", are we talking about Cocaine or about Coca-cola?
Post by: fruckert on January 15, 2009, 03:03:08 AM
Duh
BTW, never snort dried up pop
It hurts
Is it just me, or is um...that one thing, erm...dead?
Post by: ElrohirTiwell on January 15, 2009, 06:33:46 AM
Isn't getting free post counts by playing for games and writing crap awsome?
Post by: Rahl on January 15, 2009, 08:17:46 AM
Why must the lonewolf roam alone?
Post by: ellie-is on January 15, 2009, 01:34:58 PM
How come you guys have school and I dont?
Post by: Rahl on January 15, 2009, 08:35:41 PM
Where were you when the lights went out.
Post by: fruckert on January 15, 2009, 11:29:51 PM
I'm not particularly proud of it
Mommy, why does daddies weewee not have a turtleneck like mine?
(Scrubs=Awesome Quotes)
Post by: ElrohirTiwell on January 16, 2009, 02:12:15 AM
If a Civil Servant pays a hooker each day with the tax money you have been paying... Wouldn't it be logical if you would be responsible for that? I mean... Civil Servants are like saints so... their not too blame...
Post by: fruckert on January 16, 2009, 02:14:14 AM
Is seeing really believing
And believing, knowledge
and knowledge, power?
Post by: ElrohirTiwell on January 16, 2009, 02:25:23 AM
That's right, he didn't answer, he never does.
Isn't cartruck-backlookingmirrorscleaningtissues not the longest word you have ever seen?
Post by: fruckert on January 16, 2009, 02:28:19 AM
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is
Isn't flibbertigibbet a weird word?
Post by: ElrohirTiwell on January 16, 2009, 02:32:20 AM
But what does it mean?
Post by: fruckert on January 16, 2009, 02:34:56 AM
So call your friends it
Did you know that you will get BLOWN AWAY...literally! by MechQuest?yeahrit
Post by: Rahl on January 16, 2009, 07:28:42 AM
Why does existance just exist, and if matter can only change form and not appear or dissapear how did it get here?
Post by: ElrohirTiwell on January 16, 2009, 02:41:06 PM
This might be the most logical and real solution.
Why does fighting fire with fire not really help when your house is on fire?
Post by: fruckert on January 16, 2009, 11:26:34 PM
And now for an opinion question...
What is the dumbest thing you've ever seen in your LIFE?!?!
Post by: Rahl on January 17, 2009, 08:55:40 AM
Whats the dumbest thing you ever said but didnt mean to at the time.
Post by: ElrohirTiwell on January 17, 2009, 09:14:05 AM
Can you die because an internet virus contained radio activity?
Post by: fruckert on January 18, 2009, 02:30:25 AM
Did you know that I can't spell for ****?
Post by: ElrohirTiwell on January 19, 2009, 04:28:35 PM
At what age do you plan to be able to stop working completely?
Post by: fruckert on January 19, 2009, 08:56:14 PM
I'm 16 right now soooo...
*mumblemumble*carrythetwo*mumblemumble*
The day before I die
*Nessnod*
Anyone else see this "The God who Wasn't There" commercial?
Post by: lilsniffs3 on January 19, 2009, 11:15:55 PM
"Aren't you gonna wash your hands?"
Post by: fruckert on January 20, 2009, 03:27:53 AM
*runs into room screaming*
Anyone getting annoyed at my commentaries for my ever answer?
Post by: ElrohirTiwell on January 20, 2009, 06:22:26 PM
What is the highest number you can create with four 5s and some of these? (X - + : ( ) ^ )?
hint: it's above a billion.
Post by: Linkizcool on January 21, 2009, 01:03:15 AM
My
Gosh
This is still here.
UNFINITY DUH
Why is cheese orange
Post by: fruckert on January 21, 2009, 01:26:41 AM
Something to do with bacteria?
Do you like yogurt?
Because it has bacterium?
*BONUS ROUND*
If you get that reference, state it
Then you win my hart <3
Post by: Rahl on January 27, 2009, 09:08:14 AM
Where does the straw go?
Post by: Darrellito on January 27, 2009, 02:09:10 PM
Can someone hit me in the balls as hard as they can in like an hour?
Post by: fruckert on January 27, 2009, 11:37:57 PM
So no
Can we renew that time to now?
*punches Darellito in the balls*
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on January 27, 2009, 11:39:41 PM
Leik this?
Post by: Rahl on January 28, 2009, 12:32:03 AM
What did te little man say to the midget?
Post by: Darrellito on January 28, 2009, 01:38:29 AM
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a man with a ski mask on was holding him and his family inside their home for ransom?
Post by: fruckert on January 28, 2009, 03:15:11 AM
Do-oo-oo you love little girls, do they make you feel so good?
GARR MUSHA, WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME?
Post by: Rahl on January 28, 2009, 03:19:09 AM
Did you know Chuck Norris isnt hung like a horse, a horse is hung like Chuck Norris?
Post by: Darrellito on January 28, 2009, 10:05:18 AM
You bet he is.
If a train is heading west and 100 miles/hour, and another on the same track is heading 80 miles/hour, how long will it take me to finish up with your mom?
Post by: Rahl on January 28, 2009, 04:22:49 PM
Where did I park?
Post by: fruckert on January 28, 2009, 11:23:52 PM
*swings arm in a big circle*
Yellow is an ugly color, is it not?
Post by: Darrellito on January 29, 2009, 04:01:43 AM
Have you came on Eileen?
Post by: fruckert on January 29, 2009, 04:07:16 AM
How did you know I was colorblind?!?!?!
Post by: Darrellito on January 29, 2009, 05:22:49 AM
If you had the choice of having a limitless supply of chicken Mcnuggets, and an endless supply of money, which would you choose?
Post by: Rahl on January 29, 2009, 04:18:31 PM
Post by: fruckert on January 29, 2009, 11:26:59 PM
Purple finger bear girl is DNA?
Post by: Rahl on January 29, 2009, 11:32:38 PM
When darkness fall will you be able to see the light?
Post by: Darrellito on January 30, 2009, 06:29:13 AM
Just how many tons are in a $hit ton?
Post by: Rahl on January 30, 2009, 06:30:45 AM
Post by: fruckert on January 30, 2009, 06:41:29 AM
Heterozygous mutation is necessary?
Post by: Rahl on January 30, 2009, 07:14:54 AM
Where did I go wrong?
Post by: Musha on January 30, 2009, 01:32:12 PM
So, how does one go about becoming king of the universe....? Just curious.
Post by: Rahl on January 30, 2009, 02:03:41 PM
How many pickles sat on a fence?
Post by: Darrellito on January 30, 2009, 08:27:26 PM
Ok, if 32,000 oz of $hit makes a $hit ton, how man lbs. are in a $hit load?
Post by: fruckert on January 30, 2009, 11:43:36 PM
Isn't spontaneous combustion great?
Post by: Rahl on January 31, 2009, 12:13:52 AM
Why so much about spontanious combustion?
Post by: Darrellito on January 31, 2009, 07:26:31 AM
Would it be weird to make a Jack-o-Lantern outside of the Halloween time period?
Post by: fruckert on January 31, 2009, 07:44:57 AM
*ponders*
Why?
Post by: Rahl on January 31, 2009, 10:17:44 AM
Where?!?!
Post by: fruckert on January 31, 2009, 10:19:16 AM
When?!?!?!?!
Post by: Darrellito on January 31, 2009, 04:27:10 PM
fruckert: Two seconds after what?
Darrellito: *Round House*
Why were the original black ranger and yellow ranger, Black and Asian?
Post by: Rahl on January 31, 2009, 10:25:21 PM
Why do you think think she did it?
Post by: fruckert on January 31, 2009, 10:51:56 PM
Where did the muffin man live?
Post by: Rahl on February 01, 2009, 12:30:36 AM
Was that disturbing?
Post by: Darrellito on February 01, 2009, 12:57:31 AM
Does it sound creepier if you end your sentences with "Laaaadys...?
Post by: fruckert on February 01, 2009, 01:00:11 AM
Would you do that in a room of feminists...Laaaaaaadys?
Post by: Rahl on February 01, 2009, 06:17:31 PM
Are you feministic?
Post by: fruckert on February 01, 2009, 06:50:35 PM
Isn't skinning Vista with a new theme a pain in the ***?
Post by: Darrellito on February 01, 2009, 08:35:22 PM
If I fell in a well, would any of you help me out?
Laaaaaadys?
Post by: fruckert on February 01, 2009, 08:40:44 PM
Is the fact that 3 seconds after you burped, you were still hearing it disturbing?
*true story marker!*
Post by: Rahl on February 01, 2009, 08:44:31 PM
Is there life after love??
Post by: ellie-is on February 01, 2009, 08:49:18 PM
Are ice cubes capable of doing mean stuff?
Post by: fruckert on February 01, 2009, 09:13:40 PM
[insert question here]
Post by: Rahl on February 02, 2009, 04:04:05 AM
Why not just ask a question?
Post by: fruckert on February 02, 2009, 04:18:36 AM
We didn't...did we?
Post by: Rahl on February 02, 2009, 12:58:33 PM
Why me?
Post by: Musha on February 04, 2009, 08:52:52 AM
Why does it cry?
Post by: Darrellito on February 04, 2009, 07:00:08 PM
If I give you a nickel, will you tickle my pickle with a sickle?
Post by: fruckert on February 04, 2009, 11:30:17 PM
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
Post by: Darrellito on February 05, 2009, 12:59:43 AM
Did that sound crazy?
Post by: fruckert on February 05, 2009, 01:14:54 AM
Yes?
Post by: Darrellito on February 05, 2009, 06:40:53 AM
Is the only card you really need the ACE OF SPADES! THE ACE OF SPADES?
Post by: Rahl on February 05, 2009, 07:58:58 PM
Who am I?
Post by: Darrellito on February 05, 2009, 08:58:06 PM
Who took my cookies guy-on-couch?
Post by: fruckert on February 05, 2009, 11:28:47 PM
Did anyone get that quote?
Post by: Rahl on February 06, 2009, 01:19:44 AM
Where is it from?
Post by: fruckert on February 06, 2009, 01:22:32 AM
What is up with companies and putting a little i before there product name?
EDIT: I hate grammar rules
Post by: Rahl on February 06, 2009, 01:40:52 AM
What is the temperature right now? I'm ******* cold man.
Post by: Darrellito on February 06, 2009, 04:22:28 AM
What were the real intentions of the internet, besides the porn?
Post by: Musha on February 06, 2009, 07:30:08 AM
The internet is for porn
Why you think the net was born?
Porn porn porn
Is it...dead?
Post by: Rahl on February 06, 2009, 08:56:52 AM
Why do things go bump in the night?
Post by: Darrellito on February 06, 2009, 05:06:42 PM
Does anyone still watch Bill Nye the Science Guy anymore?
Post by: Rahl on February 06, 2009, 08:41:18 PM
How many times did Chuck Norris count to infinity?
Post by: ellie-is on February 06, 2009, 08:42:30 PM
Who am I?
Post by: Rahl on February 06, 2009, 08:47:33 PM
Who am I?
Post by: fruckert on February 06, 2009, 11:25:58 PM
WHAT...AM...I?
Post by: Darrellito on February 07, 2009, 01:05:54 AM
Can we go on an adventure?
Post by: fruckert on February 07, 2009, 01:19:14 AM
Do you want to know how I got rid of my wrinkles?
Post by: Rahl on February 07, 2009, 09:28:11 PM
Do you wipe your anus standing up or sitting down?
Post by: Darrellito on February 09, 2009, 10:22:03 PM
Why do toenails smell like cheese?
Post by: fruckert on February 10, 2009, 02:37:47 AM
<_<
>_>
ARE YOU A GENTLEMEN??!?
Post by: Musha on February 10, 2009, 03:06:08 AM
Is there really no wrong way to eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
Post by: Rahl on February 12, 2009, 05:43:28 AM
Why does it suck so much to have the stomach virus?
Post by: fruckert on February 12, 2009, 05:48:31 AM
Vut?
Post by: Rahl on February 12, 2009, 06:01:40 AM
Does an elephant really never forget?
Post by: DedlellyDeth on March 10, 2009, 03:25:54 AM
Post by: Rahl on March 10, 2009, 07:21:50 AM
Why does chocolate make the world go round?
Post by: Red Fox on March 10, 2009, 09:36:00 AM
Is the internet endless?
Post by: DedlellyDeth on March 11, 2009, 01:26:13 AM
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on March 11, 2009, 02:51:18 AM
Where do blue whales go in the winter?
Post by: fruckert on March 11, 2009, 04:41:26 AM
What do you get when you cross a taco and a bunny?
Post by: Red Fox on March 11, 2009, 12:11:21 PM
TACO BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TACO BUNNY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TACO BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why is DedlellyDeth such a she-bitch?
Post by: Rahl on March 11, 2009, 01:47:05 PM
Is the internet truely for porn??
Post by: Musha on March 12, 2009, 08:22:05 AM
Where is my face!?
Post by: fruckert on March 12, 2009, 08:49:07 AM
Why oh why must the mockingbird cry?
Post by: Darrellito on March 13, 2009, 02:42:51 AM
Who pissed in my cornflakes?
Post by: Rahl on March 13, 2009, 03:36:37 PM
When will worlds of fantasy and adventure come to take me away from cruel reality?
Post by: mironic on March 13, 2009, 11:56:52 PM
who oh who... is the person that they call zak?
Post by: fruckert on March 14, 2009, 12:29:55 AM
Schmickledorfin?
Post by: mironic on March 14, 2009, 01:29:25 AM
tinkle bell?
Post by: Musha on March 14, 2009, 09:37:09 AM
Is there really always room for Jell-O?
Post by: fruckert on March 14, 2009, 08:44:28 PM
Do Canadians really talk like this, eh?
Post by: ellie-is on March 14, 2009, 09:11:40 PM
do you liek my comicZ?
Post by: fruckert on March 14, 2009, 09:32:10 PM
IF I THROW THIS GRENADE AT YOU WHAT WILL YOU DO ANSWER IN THREE SECONDS OR LESS!!!
Post by: HobomasterXXX on March 15, 2009, 10:16:59 AM
If i have 3 dollars, how much do i have?
Post by: DedlellyDeth on March 15, 2009, 05:37:45 PM
Post by: Musha on March 15, 2009, 07:32:08 PM
Why are there so many songs about rainbows?
Post by: Bluhman on March 15, 2009, 08:52:38 PM
Why do 'fat chance' and 'slim chance' have the same meaning?
Post by: fruckert on March 15, 2009, 09:28:24 PM
Farku men ee met toh?
Post by: DedlellyDeth on March 16, 2009, 02:33:44 AM
Post by: Darrellito on March 16, 2009, 07:53:10 AM
A bird shat on my head. Is that good luck?
Post by: MalakitheFallen on March 16, 2009, 03:30:16 PM
Why does Cloud carry such a huge sword?
Post by: Dominicy on March 16, 2009, 05:31:24 PM
What's wrong with you?
Post by: fruckert on March 16, 2009, 11:27:47 PM
**** A DUCK?!?!
Post by: Darrellito on March 16, 2009, 11:33:14 PM
Is The Thing's dork made out of the same hard rock as the rest of his body?
Post by: Dominicy on March 17, 2009, 12:54:21 AM
Why'd I forget to ask something?
Post by: fruckert on March 17, 2009, 12:57:21 AM
Will lucas ban me D:
*chat joke*
Post by: Dominicy on March 17, 2009, 01:14:26 AM
Will I live to three years old?
Post by: mironic on March 17, 2009, 04:58:23 AM
why is Yes a answer?
Post by: fruckert on March 17, 2009, 05:38:09 AM
Grammar is important, is it not?
Post by: Darrellito on March 17, 2009, 07:36:02 AM
Is the only woman that can hold superman's baby Lois Lane or Wonderwoman?
Post by: mironic on March 17, 2009, 07:34:29 PM
why is pie so tasty?
Post by: DedlellyDeth on March 18, 2009, 04:07:19 AM
Why does the Kool-Aid guy say "Oh, yeah!"?
Post by: Darrellito on March 18, 2009, 05:29:22 AM
Is it really ingraved on black people's DNA to be good at bass?
Post by: Dominicy on March 19, 2009, 12:52:23 PM
Why am I loved, only when I'm gone? Gone back in time to bless the child.
Post by: Musha on March 20, 2009, 09:45:51 AM
What are the Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television?
Post by: Dominicy on March 20, 2009, 12:32:26 PM
Quote
Because Nightwish is awesome.
They are "You sir are win, my good man."
What the hell is with all these roblox advertisements?
Post by: Red Fox on March 20, 2009, 03:23:19 PM
Why is there a ghost in the shell?
*Just imagine the "Because" is click able.
Post by: Darrellito on March 21, 2009, 11:20:32 AM
Is red pee bad?
Post by: Darkfox on March 21, 2009, 11:23:51 AM
Who the hell is Ped Xing?
Post by: Darrellito on March 22, 2009, 02:51:54 AM
Did you know that at all stop signs with a white border are optional stops?
Post by: DedlellyDeth on March 22, 2009, 05:45:21 PM
When will I become an OG Rapmaster Supreme?
Post by: Darrellito on March 23, 2009, 12:04:34 AM
Did anybody bring their butfor?
Post by: Darkfox on March 23, 2009, 12:07:58 AM
Why did the Grinch steal Christmas?
Post by: Rahl on March 23, 2009, 12:52:16 AM
Where did my arse go, I cant see it anymore.
Post by: DedlellyDeth on March 23, 2009, 02:26:29 AM
When will Obama say puddin' pop?
Post by: Rahl on March 24, 2009, 07:23:06 PM
What do you call a small dog?
Post by: fruckert on March 24, 2009, 09:30:37 PM
Who you gonna call?
Post by: Darrellito on March 25, 2009, 04:52:47 AM
When's nigga monday?
Post by: Dominicy on March 25, 2009, 02:28:32 PM
Does this fat make me look fat?
Post by: Darrellito on March 25, 2009, 02:48:32 PM
Shall we rape pillage and plunder?
Post by: Dominicy on March 25, 2009, 02:55:27 PM
Is that a Code Monkeys reference I spy?
Post by: Musha on March 28, 2009, 06:09:12 PM
Why are there Nine Hells but only Three Heavens?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on March 28, 2009, 06:15:23 PM
Whaddaya mean you don't read comics?
Post by: fruckert on March 28, 2009, 08:10:08 PM
Furries are creepy...correct?
Post by: Darrellito on March 30, 2009, 06:15:42 PM
Are the police really our freinds?
Post by: Rahl on March 31, 2009, 06:40:22 PM
Are parking tickets really nessecary?
Post by: fruckert on March 31, 2009, 06:42:23 PM
Is the law necessary?
Post by: Musha on March 31, 2009, 08:27:37 PM
Why do people always go around saying that bright sunny days are "Beautiful"?
Post by: Rahl on April 01, 2009, 12:20:02 AM
Why were the three pigs living in houses?
Post by: fruckert on April 01, 2009, 12:22:23 AM
What the ****?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on April 01, 2009, 01:06:27 AM
When will the new Singing People CD come out?
Post by: Rahl on April 02, 2009, 04:39:41 AM
Where do bad people go?
Post by: fruckert on April 02, 2009, 04:48:24 AM
Why are 99.99% of preteen girls idiots?
Post by: Rahl on April 02, 2009, 04:50:41 AM
Where'd all the jews go?
Post by: Darrellito on April 02, 2009, 04:52:38 AM
Can I has Castratikon?
Post by: Rahl on April 06, 2009, 04:20:23 PM
Will you pass the castration-animation?
Post by: Musha on April 07, 2009, 03:36:05 AM
How is Goku able to father children after that?
Post by: DedlellyDeth on April 07, 2009, 03:50:53 AM
What is the secret of Soylent Green?
Post by: Darkfox on April 07, 2009, 03:57:49 AM
What is the Secret of Mana?
Post by: Rahl on April 07, 2009, 08:30:40 PM
What is the secret of evermore?
Post by: DedlellyDeth on April 07, 2009, 10:05:06 PM
Who wants to be a milllllinare?
Post by: Rahl on April 07, 2009, 11:53:43 PM
Why does everyone want a million dollars?
Post by: Darkfox on April 07, 2009, 11:59:33 PM
Why was Gold Roger hung from gallows, that weren't even there?
Post by: Rahl on April 08, 2009, 04:38:22 PM
Post by: DedlellyDeth on April 08, 2009, 04:53:55 PM
Post by: Rahl on April 08, 2009, 05:03:52 PM
Why do I know everything yet I am still asking this question???
Post by: Fisherson on April 08, 2009, 05:51:40 PM
Why did George Lucas cross the street?
Post by: Rahl on April 08, 2009, 07:24:21 PM
Why did Indiana just sit there and take it?
Post by: Fisherson on April 09, 2009, 03:42:41 PM
Why does the name "Rahl" make me think of a evil creature wearing a goofy looking white mask?
Post by: Rahl on April 09, 2009, 08:00:40 PM
Why am I a evil little creature with a white mask??
Post by: Darkfox on April 09, 2009, 08:27:46 PM
What is the Chrono Trigger?
Post by: Musha on April 09, 2009, 08:38:10 PM
What <i>is</i> the secret of Moneky Island, anyway?
Post by: Rahl on April 09, 2009, 10:49:14 PM
Where is my baseball bat?
Post by: Musha on April 09, 2009, 11:18:49 PM
Why are the Sinistrals rising?
Post by: Darkfox on April 09, 2009, 11:21:17 PM
Why is Pac-Man fighting ghosts that he can apparently eat?
Post by: trymaker on April 09, 2009, 11:29:16 PM
Why do some people hate animals that eat plants
Post by: Darkfox on April 09, 2009, 11:34:04 PM
Why does the King like dinner so much?
Post by: trymaker on April 09, 2009, 11:36:25 PM
Why is the fresh the air feel so good.
Post by: Musha on April 09, 2009, 11:39:19 PM
Why are farts funny?
Post by: trymaker on April 09, 2009, 11:48:38 PM
Why do people think butts are funny.
Post by: Rahl on April 10, 2009, 12:37:56 AM
Why are you funny?
Post by: trymaker on April 10, 2009, 12:40:52 AM
Why do people try and make fun of me and fail.
Post by: Rahl on April 10, 2009, 12:54:19 AM
Wherefor art thou lil Homio
Post by: Darkfox on April 10, 2009, 01:33:34 AM
Is Rukia a midget?
Post by: trymaker on April 10, 2009, 01:37:16 AM
Why do people pretend to be gay when they see me sometimes.
Post by: Fisherson on April 10, 2009, 03:26:47 AM
Who istronger in the force, Darth Maul or Darh Vader?
Post by: Darkfox on April 10, 2009, 03:29:07 AM
Why doesn't it rain pie?
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on April 10, 2009, 05:19:19 AM
Why aren't elephants sucking furiously on my mammary glands?
Post by: Fisherson on April 10, 2009, 04:16:15 PM
Why can't I buy T-Rex's book?
Post by: trymaker on April 10, 2009, 04:19:40 PM
Why do people look at other butt
Post by: Rahl on April 10, 2009, 07:09:58 PM
Why do people like ****?
Post by: Fisherson on April 10, 2009, 11:12:37 PM
Why is Ed my father when I look more like Bluhman?
Post by: Rahl on April 11, 2009, 05:19:14 PM
Where is the landc down under?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on April 11, 2009, 05:20:38 PM
Where does Nixon keep his treasure?
Post by: Rahl on April 11, 2009, 09:35:56 PM
Why does the word sew and so sound the same?
Post by: uilo on April 11, 2009, 11:31:19 PM
Why the earth is big?
Post by: Darkfox on April 11, 2009, 11:33:20 PM
Why does Godzilla destroy Tokyo?
Post by: Rahl on April 12, 2009, 05:29:36 AM
Where is my foot?
Post by: DedlellyDeth on April 18, 2009, 06:04:44 PM
WHY ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?!
Post by: Rahl on April 18, 2009, 08:44:16 PM
How do you kill that which is dead?
Post by: Darkfox on April 18, 2009, 09:16:24 PM
Pour salt in it's mouth and sew it shut... or was it the bagel?
Why is Luigi so obsessed with spaghetti?
Post by: Rahl on April 18, 2009, 10:36:10 PM
Why is Mario a plumber.
Post by: uilo on April 19, 2009, 01:21:58 AM
Why luigi is a plumber too??
Post by: Rahl on April 19, 2009, 01:25:27 AM
Why was Mario RPG soo awesome?
Post by: fruckert on April 19, 2009, 02:56:17 AM
Why oh why do you cry when I get naked
Post by: Rahl on April 19, 2009, 04:49:12 AM
Why do I need caffine?
Post by: TGF on April 19, 2009, 09:46:34 PM
Post by: Rahl on April 20, 2009, 12:32:01 AM
Post by: uilo on April 20, 2009, 01:18:05 AM
...Who are you people??
Post by: Rahl on April 20, 2009, 03:59:09 AM
Who are you?
Post by: DedlellyDeth on April 20, 2009, 04:04:00 AM
Why does it when a thing does a thing after making who?
Post by: uilo on April 20, 2009, 12:33:55 PM
When will batman come to my spaceship?
Post by: Rahl on April 20, 2009, 03:15:39 PM
Will Charas chaingame ever finish?
Post by: Fisherson on April 21, 2009, 03:30:15 AM
What happened to your mask?
Post by: Rahl on April 21, 2009, 06:11:26 AM
Does my sprite look alright? I suck at making them.
Post by: fruckert on April 21, 2009, 07:11:14 AM
What is life for?
Post by: Rahl on April 21, 2009, 08:54:18 AM
What is love for?
Post by: uilo on April 21, 2009, 12:47:17 PM
Why the hell is so damn hot o.o?
Post by: Rahl on April 21, 2009, 07:37:02 PM
Why does she insist on being so insistant?
Post by: Fisherson on April 22, 2009, 02:31:29 AM
Why are Werewolves so easy to kill?
Post by: Rahl on April 22, 2009, 07:05:29 AM
So you believe in vampires?
Post by: uilo on April 22, 2009, 12:13:20 PM
Why the teletubies died?
Post by: trymaker on April 22, 2009, 01:49:47 PM
Why do people hate talking
Post by: Rahl on April 22, 2009, 01:51:08 PM
Why don't I talk more?
Post by: DedlellyDeth on April 22, 2009, 10:47:01 PM
What happens when you drop a cat tied to a piece of buttered toast?
Post by: fruckert on April 22, 2009, 10:49:57 PM
Why did you kill the mockingbird?!
Post by: Rahl on April 23, 2009, 12:18:27 AM
Whats with your avi?
Post by: fruckert on April 23, 2009, 12:21:13 AM
Why did the crocodile lose an arm?
Post by: Rahl on April 23, 2009, 05:07:31 AM
Why did the robot chicken cross the road?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on April 23, 2009, 12:53:14 PM
Mommy, where do Chinese come from?
Post by: Rahl on April 24, 2009, 12:21:29 AM
Wher do I come from?
Post by: trymaker on April 24, 2009, 12:41:40 AM
Why do the sun and moon hate eahc other.
Post by: uilo on April 24, 2009, 01:10:56 AM
Why does the people live here in my planet??
Post by: Rahl on April 24, 2009, 07:37:29 AM
If a spider and a peacock mated what would the baby look like?
Post by: uilo on April 24, 2009, 11:52:14 AM
Where can i buy a light saber?
Post by: Rahl on April 24, 2009, 07:14:41 PM
Where is my katana?
Post by: DedlellyDeth on April 25, 2009, 12:31:59 AM
Why does Rahl like Ichigo so much?
Post by: Rahl on April 25, 2009, 12:42:20 AM
Where did the deadites go?
Post by: fruckert on April 26, 2009, 08:37:21 AM
Why do I feel as if I'm floating?
Post by: Rahl on April 26, 2009, 08:45:46 AM
Why do I feel like Im not floating?
Post by: trymaker on April 26, 2009, 03:40:23 PM
Post by: Rahl on April 26, 2009, 05:29:35 PM
Why didnt he answer my question?
Post by: DedlellyDeth on April 27, 2009, 12:11:40 AM
Why does **** happen?
Post by: Archem on April 27, 2009, 12:42:49 AM
Where would you hide something important?
Post by: trymaker on April 27, 2009, 12:47:58 AM
Why do people love :firefox: instead of internet explore (even thought i like Firefox too)
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on April 27, 2009, 12:48:14 AM
@trymaker: Because Firefox is a slut.
How do you spell "the"?
Post by: fruckert on April 27, 2009, 03:17:26 AM
What is the best remedy for a broken skull?
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on April 27, 2009, 03:31:30 AM
If I were 80 years old and my mom was 32 years old, how am I alive???
Post by: Kessembi on April 27, 2009, 04:10:58 AM
Where is the love?
Post by: DedlellyDeth on April 27, 2009, 04:16:48 AM
How can I make a sandwich?
Post by: Rahl on April 27, 2009, 05:39:49 AM
The blood of 80 maggots and snake skin to cure the pain... Don't ask me how I know...
If I were 80 years old and my mom was 32 years old, how am I alive???
Zangus@Because you said she was 32 shes now older than that.
Dedly@ Ask the people at guantanamo bay
Why did time stand stull?
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on April 27, 2009, 09:18:03 PM
What would heppen if I ate my hand?
Post by: trymaker on April 27, 2009, 09:32:04 PM
Who made up the English language
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on April 27, 2009, 10:49:55 PM
What would happen if a herd of fish ran across the street?
Post by: Hawkfrost on April 27, 2009, 11:13:06 PM
what would the news say after
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on April 27, 2009, 11:17:09 PM
Why are some people blonde and others black?
Post by: DedlellyDeth on April 27, 2009, 11:42:38 PM
What is the secret of Soylent Green?
Post by: Rahl on April 27, 2009, 11:51:09 PM
What is a stupid answer to this question?
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on April 27, 2009, 11:57:24 PM
If A newborn got raped, would it be traumatized for life?
Post by: Rahl on April 28, 2009, 12:00:45 AM
If a tree falls in the forest does that make dedly gay?
Post by: DedlellyDeth on April 28, 2009, 12:05:29 AM
Does Rahl hate me if I breathe?
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on April 28, 2009, 12:06:42 AM
Does Rahl hate DedlellyDeth if he/she breathes?
Post by: Rahl on April 28, 2009, 12:21:00 AM
If you see a light at the end of the tunnel should you follow it?
Post by: DedlellyDeth on April 28, 2009, 12:23:06 AM
What time is it?
Post by: Rahl on April 28, 2009, 12:26:29 AM
When exactly is skin-thirty?
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on April 28, 2009, 12:30:54 AM
Who is Parry Hotter?
Post by: Hawkfrost on April 28, 2009, 02:06:59 AM
What does he do with germione hranger?
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on April 28, 2009, 02:13:28 AM
Where is Santa Clause NOW?
Post by: Hawkfrost on April 28, 2009, 02:22:10 AM
wait wheres waldo?
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on April 28, 2009, 02:24:04 AM
Why?
Post by: Hawkfrost on April 28, 2009, 02:26:37 AM
did you know your mom is fine?
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on April 28, 2009, 02:28:45 AM
How is it you can divid by 2, but not 3?
Post by: Hawkfrost on April 28, 2009, 02:30:45 AM
knock knock?
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on April 28, 2009, 02:34:52 AM
Why does the world spin around?
Post by: Hawkfrost on April 28, 2009, 02:36:22 AM
what came before god
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on April 28, 2009, 02:51:30 AM
What'd Jesus do if he were walking down the street and got his *** capped?
Post by: Hawkfrost on April 28, 2009, 02:54:04 AM
what do those people say after the three days?
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on April 28, 2009, 02:56:16 AM
Why are we the only ones posting on here?
Post by: Hawkfrost on April 28, 2009, 02:58:04 AM
WHERED ALL THE PEOPLE GO?
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on April 28, 2009, 03:06:09 AM
Oh the irony...!!!
Resuming game... To bed
Should i go now?
Post by: Rahl on April 28, 2009, 05:08:21 PM
Where oh where has my little friend gone?
Post by: Hawkfrost on April 28, 2009, 06:03:02 PM
Post by: tetsu on April 28, 2009, 06:39:51 PM
Post by: Hawkfrost on April 28, 2009, 07:37:09 PM
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on April 28, 2009, 08:49:36 PM
Is it ok to answer with a question?
Post by: Hawkfrost on April 28, 2009, 10:10:47 PM
was that answer enough
Post by: trymaker on April 28, 2009, 10:13:29 PM
who invented the sock.why? when? where? and how?
Post by: Hawkfrost on April 28, 2009, 10:18:25 PM
has she asked about me?
Post by: DedlellyDeth on April 28, 2009, 10:38:46 PM
have u checked your pants? is it there
Read rules before posting dumbass. Who thinks tetsu is a dumbass?
You're the dumbass, dumbass.
****...Will Hawkfrost stop being a dumbass?
Post by: Hawkfrost on April 28, 2009, 10:41:34 PM
anyone else think i might?
Post by: fruckert on April 29, 2009, 02:32:30 AM
Why is the sky orange?
Post by: Hawkfrost on April 29, 2009, 03:22:59 AM
Why all the violence
Post by: Kessembi on April 29, 2009, 07:10:07 PM
What happened to my monkey?
Post by: Hawkfrost on April 29, 2009, 09:08:03 PM
why is life so boring?
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on April 29, 2009, 09:33:11 PM
Is pooping red ok?
Post by: Hawkfrost on April 29, 2009, 09:36:05 PM
y is baby crap green
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on April 29, 2009, 09:38:21 PM
Is there a phobia for "fear of trees?"
Post by: trymaker on April 30, 2009, 02:23:23 AM
Why do people hate to blow up a cookie.
Post by: DedlellyDeth on April 30, 2009, 03:08:37 AM
Is it possible to create a stable ninja-pirate hybrid?
Post by: fruckert on April 30, 2009, 03:12:03 AM
Why is it that when a woman shoots a man for spitting on her, everybody says that she should have emptied the clip?
(Unfortunately, a true story (http://tdn.com/articles/2009/04/28/breaking_news/doc49f71b58678d1702741686.txt))
Post by: trymaker on April 30, 2009, 03:14:44 AM
Whats the worst place to spit on someone.
Post by: Kessembi on April 30, 2009, 04:46:29 AM
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Post by: Rahl on April 30, 2009, 08:01:16 AM
Why doesnt dedly have a sense of humor?
Post by: DedlellyDeth on April 30, 2009, 11:29:42 PM
(Seriously, what's with this personal stuff?)
Why are grasshoppers' legs backwards?
Post by: fruckert on May 01, 2009, 12:48:47 AM
You're the dumbass, dumbass.I'd ask you the same thing
****...Will Hawkfrost stop being a dumbass?
Why are PEZ dispensers so delicious.
Post by: DedlellyDeth on May 01, 2009, 01:48:35 AM
I'd ask you the same thing
I was trying to be ironic. Why don't people understand irony?
PEZ dispensers are so delicious because when you eat them, they stab through your mouth all the way into your brain, directly interacting with your delicious nodes.
Is it true that penguins explode in outer space?
Post by: trymaker on May 01, 2009, 02:28:56 AM
Whats the only good thing about *spamlas*
Post by: Hawkfrost on May 01, 2009, 03:15:55 AM
Why do i have the swine flu?
Post by: Rahl on May 01, 2009, 06:26:18 AM
Is opertunity knocking.
Post by: Kessembi on May 01, 2009, 07:25:29 AM
Do these jeans make me look fat?
Post by: trymaker on May 01, 2009, 01:47:21 PM
When do people like to jump off a airplane into hungry sharks.
Post by: fruckert on May 01, 2009, 02:02:32 PM
jk, jk, calm down, stop screaming
Why do people always think sharks attack anything unconditionally?
Post by: Rahl on May 01, 2009, 03:05:44 PM
Was Jurassic Park scary to anyone other than me when I was a kid?
Post by: Kessembi on May 01, 2009, 04:55:03 PM
Why are you so quiet?
Post by: trymaker on May 01, 2009, 10:37:04 PM
Who was the most evilest baby ever.
Post by: Rahl on May 02, 2009, 01:05:23 AM
When the going gets tough, what happens?
Post by: trymaker on May 02, 2009, 04:11:02 AM
Whats the meanest thing to say to a dog.
Post by: fruckert on May 02, 2009, 04:15:53 AM
What...is your favorite color?!
Post by: Rahl on May 02, 2009, 06:14:12 AM
What made you put the lime in the coconut?
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on May 02, 2009, 06:17:15 AM
What does :cow: stand for?
Post by: Kessembi on May 02, 2009, 08:22:33 AM
How do you sell a duck to a deaf guy?
Post by: Rahl on May 02, 2009, 08:38:36 AM
If pigs could fly where would they go.
Post by: Kessembi on May 02, 2009, 04:24:43 PM
Which one of you guys kicked me?
Post by: Rahl on May 03, 2009, 01:27:41 PM
What did the blind man say after he opened his eyes?
Post by: Kessembi on May 03, 2009, 03:42:15 PM
Why do I have the strangest cyber-crush on Rahl's sig?
Post by: DedlellyDeth on May 03, 2009, 07:21:18 PM
THIS PABLO?
Yes, I am Pablo, and most definately not Grandy, savvy, amigo?
Just as a proof, my birthday is at September 22th, 1990, while this Grandy you speak about is at September 21, ergo, we are not the same person, entendido?
Since this subject is clarified, pip pip and G'Night, ye all.
*walks away*
Post by: Rahl on May 04, 2009, 06:42:42 AM
Can you read between the lines?
Post by: trymaker on May 04, 2009, 10:46:49 AM
Can you really jump off a 1 feet building.
Post by: Hawkfrost on May 04, 2009, 12:24:25 PM
what time is it
Post by: Kessembi on May 04, 2009, 02:15:19 PM
What's cooking?
Post by: Rahl on May 04, 2009, 09:30:46 PM
If a man has 7 wives with 3 children with 4 ducks and 1 moose. How many total ducks are there?
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on May 04, 2009, 10:42:15 PM
Where is MY invisible duck?
Post by: DedlellyDeth on May 04, 2009, 10:46:47 PM
5 including the invisible duck that's ALWAYS with you...
Where is MY invisible duck?
In your invisible pond.
Where my hat is at?
Post by: Rahl on May 04, 2009, 11:11:09 PM
Where is my favorite person?
Post by: Hawkfrost on May 05, 2009, 12:15:24 AM
why are relationships so hard?
Post by: trymaker on May 05, 2009, 12:45:23 AM
Why is the world so sad and cruel.Why do people move on everyday.
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on May 05, 2009, 02:11:59 AM
How did God make us if he made life???
Post by: Rahl on May 05, 2009, 05:08:00 AM
Why is it so damn cold?
Post by: Kessembi on May 05, 2009, 05:27:36 AM
How come Santa doesn't give presents to poor people?
Post by: tmerrill420 on May 05, 2009, 05:32:29 AM
Why is it so hot here?
Post by: Rahl on May 05, 2009, 08:41:40 AM
Should we now take off all of our cloths?
Post by: Kessembi on May 05, 2009, 01:28:26 PM
Who listens to rappers these days? Ever? (I know that's 2 two questions, but same idea-cheese)
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on May 05, 2009, 11:48:53 PM
Post by: Rahl on May 06, 2009, 07:36:32 AM
Why is the answe always 23????
Post by: trymaker on May 06, 2009, 11:05:04 AM
Why is even numbers better than old.
Post by: Rahl on May 06, 2009, 06:47:48 PM
Why bother learning spanish?
Post by: trymaker on May 06, 2009, 09:18:37 PM
whose the most meanest, hairiest, big butt, creak, in the world.
Post by: _JeT_ on May 06, 2009, 09:35:39 PM
Why did the stream steal my shoe?
Post by: fruckert on May 07, 2009, 12:29:37 AM
If I attempted to recreate Icarus, what would happen?
Post by: lilsniffs3 on May 07, 2009, 04:34:02 AM
(Attempts to recreate song fad)
525600. How do you measure, measure a year?
Post by: Darkfox on May 07, 2009, 05:25:40 AM
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Post by: Rahl on May 07, 2009, 04:20:16 PM
Why do I have to go home :(?
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on May 07, 2009, 10:39:10 PM
Why does the toothfairy have wings?
Post by: fruckert on May 07, 2009, 11:02:20 PM
Why is paraplegic so fun to say?
Post by: Rahl on May 08, 2009, 08:12:19 PM
Why do people find the word cinimon hard to say?
Post by: DedlellyDeth on May 08, 2009, 11:59:48 PM
Why do people call plain things vanilla when the flavor found in the vanilla plant is considered by scientists one of the most complex known?
Post by: fruckert on May 09, 2009, 04:01:31 AM
Why does the Dogmeat Puppy not look like a puppy?
Post by: Rahl on May 09, 2009, 08:56:15 AM
Who watches over you when you sleep?
Post by: trymaker on May 09, 2009, 02:37:38 PM
whose the most dum person in Mars.
Post by: Rahl on May 09, 2009, 04:24:52 PM
Where will you go when all else fails you?
Post by: Terradont on May 09, 2009, 08:15:46 PM
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck Chuck Norris?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on May 09, 2009, 08:50:46 PM
?
Post by: fruckert on May 09, 2009, 11:06:19 PM
Has their ever been more a tale of woe, than that of Juliet, and Romeo
(I am positive I misquoted)
Post by: Rahl on May 15, 2009, 03:13:59 AM
When will the rain stop shining on my broken world?
Post by: Hawkfrost on May 15, 2009, 03:16:46 AM
What happens to your soul when u die?
Post by: fruckert on May 15, 2009, 03:22:22 AM
(Hmm...*takes notes for maybe future game religion*)
Should the rabbits wear glasses?
Can I hear an amen.
Post by: DedlellyDeth on May 15, 2009, 04:06:42 AM
Blue pill or red pill?
Post by: fruckert on May 15, 2009, 04:08:28 AM
Should John Travolta just quit?
Post by: Rahl on May 15, 2009, 08:01:48 AM
Do you think there should be another Rambo movie or could you not understand a word he was saying either?
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on May 15, 2009, 09:23:06 PM
If you were to fall 6 feet down, where would you be?
Post by: lilsniffs3 on May 15, 2009, 09:29:16 PM
How come I love Tabasco sauce?
Post by: Kessembi on May 16, 2009, 10:38:04 AM
When will I see you again?
Post by: trymaker on May 16, 2009, 01:43:23 PM
Who do you feel the most sorry for in this world.
Post by: DedlellyDeth on May 16, 2009, 07:08:16 PM
Why does Trymaker always ask these kind of questions?
Post by: Kessembi on May 17, 2009, 07:29:43 AM
What's in this casserole?
Post by: Rahl on May 19, 2009, 05:21:20 PM
Where do babys come from?
Post by: DedlellyDeth on May 19, 2009, 09:09:25 PM
Is the next poster Archem?
Post by: fruckert on May 20, 2009, 03:34:41 AM
Why are people so stupid?
Post by: trymaker on May 21, 2009, 10:51:14 PM
Why do purple monkeys hate eating yellow cereal.
Post by: fruckert on May 21, 2009, 11:50:22 PM
Where, oh where, can my little dog be?
Post by: DedlellyDeth on May 22, 2009, 12:10:05 AM
Because that means that the pink elephants are marching
Where, oh where, can my little dog be?
In your ***.
Who would win, Mikuru beam or MAH LAZOR?
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on May 22, 2009, 12:18:09 AM
Why does Kamehameha! exist?
Post by: Musha on May 22, 2009, 07:39:53 AM
Why do dragon balls grant wishes?
Post by: Terradont on May 22, 2009, 08:06:18 AM
Is it over 9000?
Post by: DedlellyDeth on May 22, 2009, 08:13:08 PM
How does intimately touching 14-year-old girls test if they are a witch (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doki_Doki_Majo_Shinpan)?
Post by: Musha on May 23, 2009, 02:11:57 AM
Why isn't <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doki_Doki_Majo_Shinpan">Doki Doki Majo Shinpan!</a> being released in North America?
Post by: trymaker on May 24, 2009, 01:49:04 PM
Why don't babies fly like pigs do.
Post by: Darkfox on May 24, 2009, 06:05:18 PM
Why do all toasters toast toast?
Post by: fruckert on May 24, 2009, 07:25:46 PM
Why do advertisements insist on alliterating words?
BONUS: Do you agree with me that the tagline "Play Free, PWN Better!" is dumb as all hell?
Post by: Darkfox on May 24, 2009, 07:48:48 PM
Why does most current cartoons suck and have terrible animation?
Post by: fruckert on May 24, 2009, 07:50:35 PM
Are Pillsbury Doughboy PJ's awesome?
Post by: DedlellyDeth on May 24, 2009, 08:50:35 PM
Why is Garfield so unfunny?
Post by: trymaker on May 24, 2009, 09:07:25 PM
why aren't dogs and cats in the circus
Post by: Rahl on May 26, 2009, 08:44:43 AM
When will pigs fly?
Post by: Musha on May 28, 2009, 01:32:31 PM
Why is there a white-haired chick hanging out of <a href="http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/finalfantasy/images/a/a9/8ultimecia-b3.jpg">Ultimecia's nether regions?</a>
Post by: DedlellyDeth on May 28, 2009, 10:59:21 PM
Do vampires have an equivalent to the werewolves' howl?
Post by: Rahl on May 30, 2009, 08:59:44 AM
Why do so many people here hate on FFs?
Post by: HobomasterXXX on May 30, 2009, 09:15:35 AM
Why does Rahl IDOLIZE FFs?
Post by: trymaker on May 30, 2009, 02:54:49 PM
What do chickens eat on when there's is no snack living in the garden or elephant at the zoo.
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on May 30, 2009, 06:22:04 PM
Why do RPG ads insist on half-nude women?
Post by: fruckert on May 30, 2009, 09:25:25 PM
Why do nonconformists have to conform to other nonconformists to feel like they are nonconforming?
Post by: HobomasterXXX on May 31, 2009, 12:27:37 AM
How am I listening to a techno song and not vomiting?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on May 31, 2009, 02:22:53 AM
How did Mayor McCheese lose the election!? He was a minority like Obama, but didn't get the instant win! :O
Post by: fruckert on May 31, 2009, 03:00:22 AM
Why must double-standards exist?
Post by: Jek on May 31, 2009, 03:51:04 AM
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck norris?
Post by: DedlellyDeth on May 31, 2009, 10:29:43 PM
Why does Rahl love Windows?
Post by: Jek on May 31, 2009, 11:42:16 PM
Does Rahl like small children?
Post by: Rahl on June 02, 2009, 10:05:21 AM
Does Rahl have limitless power?
Post by: HobomasterXXX on June 02, 2009, 11:37:21 AM
Does Hobo have limitless tumours?
Post by: fruckert on June 02, 2009, 11:05:00 PM
Did you has the game which purple forsooth taken?
Post by: Musha on June 02, 2009, 11:23:49 PM
So...are <a href="http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Flan_(Final_Fantasy_X)">Dark Flans</a> edible?
Post by: DedlellyDeth on June 02, 2009, 11:58:16 PM
Who the hell brings a whip to kill a vampire?
Post by: Jek on June 03, 2009, 01:15:32 AM
What is a shammy and why cant I wow people with it?
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on June 03, 2009, 01:47:43 AM
<.<
>.>
Heil Hitler! (I'm part German so ha!)
Why does you insist on stealing gold?
Post by: fruckert on June 03, 2009, 01:53:55 AM
Why, oh why, does the jailbird break free
Post by: Rahl on June 05, 2009, 12:16:22 PM
Why must the world be on my shoulders?
Post by: trymaker on June 05, 2009, 07:16:02 PM
What are peoplenamed Freddy boy never smart.
Post by: DedlellyDeth on June 05, 2009, 10:46:17 PM
WHY ARE YOU NOT HYPNOTIZED?
Post by: fruckert on June 06, 2009, 05:01:42 AM
Is it just me, or do babies look like bald pink monkeys?
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on June 06, 2009, 11:23:49 PM
Why does the timer keep ticking in my head???
Post by: ThexXtremeXx on June 07, 2009, 02:23:38 AM
WHERE THE HELL IS CHARAS? I CANT FIND IT
Post by: Musha on June 10, 2009, 09:42:00 AM
HOW CAN YOU ENJOY THE GAME SO LIGHTSOME?
Post by: Rahl on June 10, 2009, 11:54:38 AM
Where did I go wrong?
Post by: Felix-0 on June 10, 2009, 01:33:32 PM
Where is the nearest safe point?
Post by: trymaker on June 10, 2009, 07:10:56 PM
how do explosions happen if there's no one to eat it.
Post by: Darkfox on June 10, 2009, 09:20:44 PM
Do clowns float?
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on June 10, 2009, 10:31:18 PM
Why does me have the time to make pie?
Post by: Felix-0 on June 11, 2009, 01:23:37 PM
Why did someone make this game?
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on June 12, 2009, 09:15:54 PM
Why'd you ask?
Post by: Fisherson on June 13, 2009, 03:57:30 AM
Who is he a spy for?
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on June 13, 2009, 04:07:54 AM
Where's Moletopia located?
Post by: Fireflame on June 13, 2009, 12:22:49 PM
Why did I just eat my food?
Post by: Hawkfrost on June 13, 2009, 07:35:46 PM
Why does tonberry carry a lantern?
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on June 15, 2009, 02:38:15 PM
Why are you gay?
Post by: Felix-0 on June 16, 2009, 11:38:41 AM
What is the sole purpose of this :*:?
Post by: Hawkfrost on June 16, 2009, 05:15:13 PM
Why will the girl i like not date me
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on June 17, 2009, 02:36:04 AM
Why does Felix-0 think i hit on Hawkfrost?
Post by: Hawkfrost on June 17, 2009, 04:39:29 PM
why do you think im gay
Post by: Felix-0 on June 17, 2009, 05:25:07 PM
Why did I just drink someone elses entire 2liter in 3min
Post by: Fireflame on June 19, 2009, 05:20:04 AM
Why did I just jump off a cliff?
Post by: fruckert on June 19, 2009, 05:23:42 AM
Why do people insist on not typing out full words, at the risk of sounding like a complete douche?
Post by: Felix-0 on June 19, 2009, 09:59:02 AM
Why isn't this a forum
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on June 20, 2009, 01:53:28 AM
Why does chocolate have rat droppings in it yet tastes soooo good?
Post by: Darkfox on June 20, 2009, 02:02:21 AM
Are Duke Nukem, Johnny Bravo, and Wesker related?
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on June 20, 2009, 02:10:30 AM
does people always insist on being bad when good is a good option?
Post by: Darkfox on June 20, 2009, 02:15:08 AM
Is Elvis really an alien?
Post by: Musha on June 20, 2009, 10:22:42 PM
Who shot the Sheriff?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 20, 2009, 10:30:42 PM
Where, oh, where, has my little dog goed?
Post by: fruckert on June 22, 2009, 02:58:15 AM
Why is Russian so weird to read?
Post by: Felix-0 on June 22, 2009, 12:34:54 PM
Why does my hand writing suck?
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on June 22, 2009, 10:59:36 PM
If a mithra gave you a handjob... would it be called a "pawjob" instead?
Post by: Darkfox on June 22, 2009, 11:26:49 PM
Is Rodney Dangerfield dead?
Post by: fruckert on June 23, 2009, 12:13:44 AM
Why does Chrome hate Youtube on my computer, even though Google owns Youtube?
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on July 01, 2009, 01:18:50 AM
What's that?!
Post by: fruckert on July 01, 2009, 01:26:16 AM
Are circles really that compelling?
Post by: Musha on July 01, 2009, 02:01:37 AM
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, what colour is the tree?
Post by: Felix-0 on July 02, 2009, 11:52:13 AM
If I have paws, how can I type?
because you don't have hands... you have paws....Nice call.
If a mithra gave you a handjob... would it be called a "pawjob" instead?
Post by: zuhane on July 02, 2009, 11:55:08 AM
Why am I on my computer when I could be outside enjoying the sun?
Post by: Felix-0 on July 02, 2009, 12:09:38 PM
Why do people hold umbrellas on a sunny day
Post by: Musha on July 02, 2009, 12:29:14 PM
What does blood taste like?
Post by: Nandez on July 02, 2009, 01:02:33 PM
Why do people get famous for being stupid?
Post by: Felix-0 on July 02, 2009, 03:40:00 PM
Why Did I even enter the Spriteoff?
Post by: Nandez on July 02, 2009, 03:49:53 PM
Why do buy things we don't need or sometimes even want?
Post by: fruckert on July 03, 2009, 12:13:28 AM
Is it just me, or is City of Lost Children one of the weirdest movies ever.
Post by: Rahl on July 06, 2009, 12:17:22 PM
Where exactly do babys come from?
Post by: Felix-0 on July 06, 2009, 12:23:29 PM
how in the hell did I even think of that?
Post by: Rahl on July 06, 2009, 02:36:23 PM
Whats your favorite porno?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on July 06, 2009, 02:39:23 PM
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a thick skull?
Post by: Rahl on July 06, 2009, 03:11:17 PM
How long will it be before you crack under the pressure of reality?
Post by: carrionmarksman on July 06, 2009, 03:13:12 PM
How do i fix the font glitch in RM2k3? (This is actually a serious question, but it is a dumb one because I probably should know how to fix it)
Post by: Rahl on July 06, 2009, 03:16:53 PM
How do you kill what cannot be harmed?
Post by: Musha on July 06, 2009, 09:31:21 PM
How the hell does Yugi get his hair <a href="http://www.kidzworld.com/multimedia/Yugi_225x250_w.jpg">like that</a>?
Post by: Darkfox on July 06, 2009, 10:04:00 PM
Why do some villains talk in third person?
Post by: fruckert on July 06, 2009, 11:22:27 PM
Aren't 8-bit sound effects fun?
Post by: zuhane on July 07, 2009, 11:08:07 PM
Why do cats have lungs?
Post by: fruckert on July 07, 2009, 11:10:49 PM
Why are the catfish so purple?
Post by: Rahl on July 08, 2009, 02:07:17 PM
What colour is the White House?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 08, 2009, 07:30:46 PM
Why did I get addicted to WoW when I hate the game?
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on July 10, 2009, 12:46:07 AM
Who's fault is it when you kill a man?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 10, 2009, 01:02:37 AM
Why does Satans show up as a spelling error when it's just the plural of Satan?
Post by: fruckert on July 10, 2009, 02:56:29 AM
Why is POWER KLINGON?!?! so funny.
Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 10, 2009, 12:50:22 PM
Who ya gonna call????
Post by: Felix-0 on July 10, 2009, 01:22:00 PM
Why am I eating my mouse?
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on July 10, 2009, 08:04:51 PM
how come people use "..." when they have nothing to say?
Post by: fruckert on July 10, 2009, 11:42:34 PM
Why does The Asylum (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Asylum) exist?
Post by: Darkfox on July 10, 2009, 11:53:43 PM
Who is Darth Vader's father?
Post by: carrionmarksman on July 11, 2009, 12:13:27 AM
Is it really that hard to do a barrel roll?
Post by: fruckert on July 11, 2009, 12:15:27 AM
Is being a were-chicken all that bad?
Post by: Darkfox on July 11, 2009, 12:52:17 AM
Why doesn't rain fall upwards instead of down?
Post by: Deathreaper on July 11, 2009, 12:58:13 AM
Will I ever fly to the moon?
Post by: fruckert on July 11, 2009, 12:59:43 AM
Enjoy decompression!
Isn't it annoying when you talk like William Shatner?
Post by: tekmansam on July 11, 2009, 08:21:58 PM
why was six afraid of seven?
Post by: fruckert on July 11, 2009, 08:31:10 PM
Why can't I concentrate?
Post by: Rahl on July 11, 2009, 09:01:02 PM
I wonder if we talk about porn enough will the ad selector change the adds to lead to adult friend find or porn sites...?
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on July 11, 2009, 09:16:51 PM
How much porn could one watch in a day?
Post by: Rahl on July 11, 2009, 09:31:25 PM
How many days in a year could one watch porn?
Post by: Darkfox on July 11, 2009, 09:45:11 PM
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Post by: Rahl on July 11, 2009, 09:48:11 PM
How many times did Chuck Norris count to infinity?
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on July 11, 2009, 09:53:38 PM
If Chuck Norris busted through your room, would you sh*t your pants?
Post by: Rahl on July 11, 2009, 10:13:49 PM
Does Chuck Norris ever get scared?
Post by: Darkfox on July 11, 2009, 10:19:54 PM
Is the moon really made of cheese?
Post by: fruckert on July 11, 2009, 10:31:19 PM
Where is my goat?
Post by: Rahl on July 11, 2009, 10:39:08 PM
Wheres my arse?
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on July 11, 2009, 11:23:59 PM
Where's the man on the moon?
Post by: Rahl on July 12, 2009, 05:54:23 AM
...Um... What was I going to ask?
Post by: fruckert on July 12, 2009, 06:17:48 AM
WHY DO PRETEENS INSIST ON TYPING LIKE THAT?!?!
Post by: Rahl on July 12, 2009, 06:23:37 AM
Are you man enough to do it?
Post by: Musha on July 12, 2009, 10:10:35 AM
Has Fruckert been watching videos at thatguywiththeglasses.com (http://thatguywiththeglasses.com)?
Post by: Rahl on July 12, 2009, 12:58:42 PM
When will I get everythign I want?
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on July 12, 2009, 08:20:43 PM
How old is the oldest man?
Post by: fruckert on July 12, 2009, 11:50:45 PM
Has Fruckert been watching videos at thatguywiththeglasses.com (http://thatguywiththeglasses.com)?Yes
Your age +1
Is it just me, or do bruises look really cool when they are only in a straight line?
Post by: Rahl on July 12, 2009, 11:52:15 PM
How old is too old to be considered older than young but younger than old?
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on July 13, 2009, 01:36:15 AM
Why does the person who'll answer this question rape men?
Post by: Rahl on July 13, 2009, 06:30:15 PM
Why should I ask a question?
Post by: Musha on July 13, 2009, 07:36:23 PM
That's the name of the game
That's the name of the game
Yo
Topple the crown
Rape the queen
The fatal mistake in your cradle
Can't shake the dreams of
Fire inside of your phonograph
Battered with gas
And give you room to breathe
Through an adequate mask
Why the hell did i just quote The Crystal Method?
Post by: fruckert on July 13, 2009, 10:11:31 PM
Why is it that all of the sudden all I can think about is The Dark Crystal?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 14, 2009, 03:34:35 AM
Why do I have the sudden urge to listen to emo music? o_o
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on July 14, 2009, 06:29:10 PM
Why does the world spin?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 15, 2009, 03:25:20 AM
Why do young children incessantly ask "why?"
Post by: fruckert on July 15, 2009, 03:26:20 AM
What is the property of magnesium?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 15, 2009, 03:38:36 AM
Why do I enjoy watching b-movies?
Post by: fruckert on July 15, 2009, 03:48:05 AM
Why do internet censors have to be so stupid?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 15, 2009, 03:49:10 AM
Why did XMO: Wolverine have to ruin Deadpool?
Post by: Darkfox on July 15, 2009, 06:46:26 AM
Why do most modern movies suck?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 15, 2009, 06:58:29 AM
Does anyone actually count the Star Wars prequels as existing?
Post by: fruckert on July 15, 2009, 07:06:03 AM
Why did I not notice what time it was?
Post by: fuzzdog on July 15, 2009, 08:07:28 AM
Why are the Rolling Stones still singing?
Post by: Rahl on July 15, 2009, 09:14:34 PM
Why do people with <5 posts have all of them in the form gaming catagory??
Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 15, 2009, 11:09:04 PM
Why am I singing "I am the Walrus?"
Post by: fruckert on July 15, 2009, 11:21:07 PM
Why am i listening to Disgustipated reversed?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 16, 2009, 12:52:27 AM
Why is it that both this and the make a wish game invariably have a few segments that are just me and Fruckert?
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on July 16, 2009, 12:54:35 AM
Why does it do so?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 16, 2009, 01:06:03 AM
Why is it that people who spend decent amounts of time on the net always end up picking up chan slang?
Post by: fruckert on July 16, 2009, 02:22:31 AM
INFOCALYPSE COMETH!
Did anybody get that reference?
Post by: Musha on July 16, 2009, 07:22:25 AM
<img src="http://www.gookalian.com/oolong/albums/2/dorayaki.jpg">
Why was <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freaks_and_Geeks">Freaks and Geeks</a> cancelled?
Post by: Rahl on July 16, 2009, 08:16:07 PM
Where happened to it?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 16, 2009, 08:52:13 PM
LEGOS: Great thing or greatest thing?
Post by: carrionmarksman on July 16, 2009, 08:55:21 PM
What is the meaning of the F6 Key? I haven't used it since before windows came out.
Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 16, 2009, 08:59:08 PM
Why do I continue to eat this candy even though it tastes bad and sticks my teeth together?
Post by: fruckert on July 16, 2009, 09:34:18 PM
Why do I feel...LIKE DANCING?!
*doo de dweooo de dooo de dwoo*
Post by: Rahl on July 16, 2009, 09:35:18 PM
Why does everyone like heroin?
Post by: fruckert on July 16, 2009, 09:43:20 PM
Why is unbelievabljy in the Google dictionary?
Post by: Rahl on July 16, 2009, 09:49:35 PM
Why is google so smart? Its like jepardy smart man.
Post by: Musha on July 17, 2009, 04:33:46 AM
Why does Evony have buxom women all over its ad banners when the game itself has no buxomness whatsoever?
Post by: Rahl on July 17, 2009, 12:28:35 PM
Why was I not noterized?
Post by: fruckert on July 17, 2009, 12:29:20 PM
^--
Post by: Rahl on July 17, 2009, 12:37:32 PM
Why wasn't I noterized?
Post by: fruckert on July 17, 2009, 12:38:37 PM
Why do puppies sound so friggen amusing while sleeping?
Post by: Rahl on July 17, 2009, 01:01:34 PM
Why do I strangle puppies?
Post by: Darkfox on July 17, 2009, 01:03:33 PM
What's the best way to launch nukes made out of cheese?
Post by: Rahl on July 17, 2009, 01:05:09 PM
What would you destroy with cheese nukes?
Post by: fruckert on July 17, 2009, 01:10:54 PM
Why is And Yet It Moves (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/And_Yet_It_Moves) so fun.
Post by: Rahl on July 17, 2009, 02:02:35 PM
Why must sothern people continue to abuse the english language and call potatoes, "taters"?
Post by: fruckert on July 17, 2009, 02:20:27 PM
Why is the irony of Rahl's post so awesome?
Post by: Rahl on July 17, 2009, 06:13:22 PM
What is the irony in Rahls post?
Post by: fruckert on July 17, 2009, 06:20:18 PM
Why must sothern people continue to abuse the english language[...]
Isn't it ironic how I used irony incorrectly?
Post by: Rahl on July 17, 2009, 06:30:00 PM
Why must I conform to my southern ancestor's ways?
Post by: Musha on July 19, 2009, 06:41:55 PM
What the hell does Florensia mean?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 19, 2009, 08:33:57 PM
Why do I go wiki-surfing when it bores me?
Post by: Musha on July 20, 2009, 02:50:55 AM
Its it true that In Space No One Can Hear You Breed?
Post by: fruckert on July 20, 2009, 05:32:11 AM
Does ET have to ever use a collect call?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 20, 2009, 04:13:36 PM
Why does life seem to hate everyone at one point or another?
Post by: Darkfox on July 20, 2009, 04:59:14 PM
Why does Batman talk like he's got laryngitis?
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on July 20, 2009, 06:45:15 PM
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 20, 2009, 11:22:52 PM
Why does Berserk feel the need to include naked comedy relief elf boy Puck?
Post by: Tina Branford on July 20, 2009, 11:44:30 PM
How is it that we can make computers that fit into pens but can't solve world hunger?
Post by: ellie-is on July 20, 2009, 11:49:44 PM
How come I cant fly?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 20, 2009, 11:52:20 PM
Seriously, WHY does Puck exist? Tina's answer doesn't count, the girls have Griffith.
Post by: fruckert on July 21, 2009, 02:04:09 AM
Why did Gargoyles get canceled ;_;
Post by: Tina Branford on July 21, 2009, 02:14:27 AM
Why do furries exist?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 21, 2009, 02:26:12 AM
Why do I continue to read Berserk despite hating Puck with the intensity of a thousand burning suns?
Post by: Rahl on July 21, 2009, 10:47:08 PM
Why is my shoe in my arse?
Post by: fruckert on July 21, 2009, 10:52:17 PM
Why is it cool to stay in school?
Post by: ellie-is on July 21, 2009, 11:04:30 PM
WHY CANT I STOP STARING AT THOSE EVONY ADS.
Post by: fruckert on July 21, 2009, 11:07:24 PM
idunno
WHY IS CAPS LOCK CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL?!?!
Post by: Rahl on July 21, 2009, 11:11:02 PM
Why has the "o" in lol, somtime replaced with a "u"
Post by: Musha on July 22, 2009, 09:28:11 AM
got milk?
Post by: Rahl on July 22, 2009, 11:52:50 AM
Got crabs?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 22, 2009, 06:04:48 PM
Why can I not remember peoples' birthdays?
Post by: Rahl on July 22, 2009, 07:49:42 PM
Why arent people born?
Post by: ellie-is on July 22, 2009, 07:56:34 PM
Will I ever make babies?
Post by: Rahl on July 22, 2009, 08:06:46 PM
IF you have 4 halves of a baby, how many days longer can you live without starvation?
Post by: Tina Branford on July 22, 2009, 08:23:23 PM
When is tea time?
Post by: Rahl on July 22, 2009, 08:24:18 PM
Why is it bedtime?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 22, 2009, 11:36:40 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luT-p4oNYNU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luT-p4oNYNU) What?
Post by: Tina Branford on July 23, 2009, 01:35:50 AM
If the time is always 'now', when is 'then'?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 23, 2009, 01:51:10 AM
Why do I seem to like songs that have intros that sound like the funeral march?
Post by: fruckert on July 23, 2009, 03:02:16 AM
Why am I unable to map a good boss room?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 23, 2009, 06:47:20 AM
Why does Forgetting Sarah Marshall depress me?
Post by: Rahl on July 23, 2009, 12:11:59 PM
Why is someone unforgettable?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 23, 2009, 10:08:33 PM
Why is it so difficult to make a decent Mechwarrior-y robot out of legos?
Post by: Rahl on July 24, 2009, 08:02:33 PM
Why are legos SO FREAKING AWESOME!?!?!!?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 25, 2009, 02:14:50 AM
Why do I consistently order mushrooms even though I know I hate them?
Post by: Musha on July 25, 2009, 04:35:53 AM
Why is it so much fun to feed gross stuff to EVA when she's following you?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 25, 2009, 01:46:00 PM
Why do I find passing out in my chair more comfortable than my bed?
Post by: Rahl on July 25, 2009, 03:50:09 PM
Why does your bed suck?
Post by: fruckert on July 26, 2009, 01:38:35 AM
Why does the witch always get startled by my face?
Post by: Musha on July 26, 2009, 06:51:08 AM
(http://s3-llnw-screenshots.wegame.com/3-4986392500712277/4986392500712277_l.jpg)
Why does <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0329200/">this</a> exist?
Post by: fruckert on July 27, 2009, 10:49:53 PM
Would teal and 7331 be considered the anti-leet?
Post by: Rahl on July 27, 2009, 11:27:18 PM
What do I have in my pocket?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 28, 2009, 01:44:07 AM
Why do I not have a British accent.
Post by: Cloudghost on July 30, 2009, 03:10:19 AM
Where did the sun come from?
Post by: Musha on July 30, 2009, 10:33:48 AM
What did the blind man say to his deaf friend over the disconnected phone?
Post by: Cloudghost on July 30, 2009, 06:10:14 PM
Well, you see...when a mommy sun and a daddy sun really like each other....
What did the blind man say to his deaf friend over the disconnected phone?
The deaf guy never answer his phone because 1) He deaf and can hear it ringing.
And 2) He never rings in the 1st place.
Why is Red so AWESOME?
Post by: fruckert on July 30, 2009, 06:15:11 PM
Why do most baby shows take place in a white stark background?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on August 01, 2009, 03:23:03 PM
What DOES the scouter say about his power level? I mean exact numbers.
Post by: ellie-is on August 01, 2009, 03:28:39 PM
How the hell did I knew that?
Post by: fruckert on August 01, 2009, 08:12:12 PM
Why must sick puppies try to play so much?
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on August 03, 2009, 01:17:59 AM
How does people make sex?
Post by: tekmansam on August 03, 2009, 01:29:55 AM
How does people make sex?
Insert tab A into slot B.
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Post by: fruckert on August 03, 2009, 01:53:23 AM
Go, go, Pwner Rngers?
Post by: Cloudghost on August 03, 2009, 05:36:39 AM
You need to be notified when you get the ****ing devil in a lamp? Yes.
Go, go, Pwner Rngers?
(O.o)
Why is this thread alive?
Post by: tekmansam on August 03, 2009, 05:58:53 AM
(O.o)
Why is this thread alive?
Because a demon possessed child summoned all the legions of hell in an extreme plot to overtake the minds of retards on the internet.
Does this thread make my butt look big?
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on August 03, 2009, 04:08:49 PM
Where's the cookie someone stole from the cookie jar?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on August 03, 2009, 08:28:55 PM
Why does Mr Owl cheat when asked a simple question he could have learned by google?
Post by: fruckert on August 03, 2009, 08:50:34 PM
Why do villains have the compulsory urge to cite out their plan to the hero?
Post by: Darkfox on August 03, 2009, 11:13:23 PM
Why doesn't the hero kill the villain in the middle of his monologue?
Post by: Musha on August 03, 2009, 11:20:33 PM
Say what?!
Post by: Roland_Deschain on August 04, 2009, 12:59:08 AM
Why do so many heroes and villains begin their names with "Dr." or "Captain?"
Post by: fruckert on August 04, 2009, 01:03:15 AM
Why does anatomy just vanish with your avatar?
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on August 05, 2009, 01:56:23 AM
Why do you spell "spell" with 2 ll's?
Post by: fruckert on August 05, 2009, 02:38:59 AM
Ooohoohoohoo, aren't I clever?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on August 05, 2009, 07:58:35 PM
Why don't more Evangelion RM resources exist?
Post by: Musha on August 06, 2009, 06:06:22 AM
So tell me are ya lonely?
Post by: Cerebus on August 06, 2009, 06:32:35 AM
Who isn't?
Post by: Musha on August 11, 2009, 02:18:18 AM
Why the hell would a <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmC-hKWtzkE">Japanese teen girl band</a> cover a song by a band called E-Rotic?
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on August 20, 2009, 07:38:55 AM
Why does Mad Hatter seem so cool?
Post by: supasora on August 20, 2009, 08:02:32 AM
What would Bruce Campbell do?
Post by: MissingName on August 20, 2009, 12:08:29 PM
Do the cows really care?
Post by: ellie-is on August 20, 2009, 12:19:26 PM
After refusing to do so, the trolls ordered taxis, pizzas, escort services and sent death threats and threats of rape?
Post by: Vlad Shadeu on August 20, 2009, 01:51:10 PM
Oh really now?
Post by: fruckert on August 20, 2009, 02:15:25 PM
So...'sup?
*Let's play, find the reference!
And your hint is: Really Old Scrolls.
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on August 21, 2009, 12:02:30 AM
What if I could fly?
Post by: Vlad Shadeu on August 21, 2009, 01:15:02 AM
With a Quick-Reply can you use bulletin board code and smileys as you would in a normal post, but much more conveniently?
Post by: Musha on August 21, 2009, 03:11:37 AM
Drugs...Which are good? Which are bad?
Post by: fruckert on August 21, 2009, 03:18:16 AM
Is it sad that Rorschach's symbol signature thing always makes me think of the Daedric script?
Post by: Vlad Shadeu on August 22, 2009, 02:34:13 AM
What would the perfect question for this game be?
Post by: fruckert on August 22, 2009, 07:47:25 AM
""
Post by: Musha on August 22, 2009, 04:01:09 PM
Where is the center of the universe?
Post by: fruckert on August 22, 2009, 04:08:58 PM
Why am I up at 9 in the morning?
Post by: MissingName on August 22, 2009, 04:49:28 PM
How do we know what alphabetical order is? Is it because of the song?
Post by: Vlad Shadeu on August 22, 2009, 05:44:37 PM
What on earth does Sokol stand for?
Post by: fruckert on August 22, 2009, 05:47:09 PM
Should I BEWARE THE MUDCRAB?!
Post by: Vlad Shadeu on August 22, 2009, 08:18:58 PM
If babies come from the stork, where do baby storks come from?
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on August 22, 2009, 08:25:30 PM
If I want to make a crab pie, should I use lobsters?
Post by: fruckert on August 22, 2009, 08:29:11 PM
Should I use my God like powers for evil, or evil?
Post by: Vlad Shadeu on August 22, 2009, 08:39:53 PM
Why is Free Realms not as free as it sounds?
Post by: supasora on August 23, 2009, 12:17:25 AM
Is there such thing as a stupid question?
Post by: Vlad Shadeu on August 23, 2009, 01:19:38 AM
why does supasora have an affinity for even, collar-length hair?
Post by: MissingName on August 23, 2009, 01:45:47 AM
why does no one ever use the chat?
[spoiler]Sokol=сокол[/spoiler]
Post by: Vlad Shadeu on August 23, 2009, 02:04:38 AM
Why does supasora have an odd affinity for even, collar length hair when, as the post a picture of yourself thread has shown, he himself does not have even, collar length hair?
Post by: supasora on August 23, 2009, 02:56:15 AM
Because the chat is too busy using them.because that is the hair type of the main character of his game.
Why does supasora have an odd affinity for even, collar length hair when, as the post a picture of yourself thread has shown, he himself does not have even, collar length hair?
Why does vlad have an obbsesion with the fact that supasora has an affinity for even, collar length hair?
Post by: Vlad Shadeu on August 23, 2009, 03:07:14 AM
Why did i just put that?
Post by: supasora on August 23, 2009, 03:12:55 AM
can I have a soda?
Post by: Vlad Shadeu on August 23, 2009, 04:44:57 AM
Why don't we make gay jokes about supasora instead?
Post by: supasora on August 23, 2009, 04:59:14 AM
No, I can I have a soda know?
Post by: Vlad Shadeu on August 23, 2009, 05:04:55 AM
Does supasora hate me yet?
Post by: supasora on August 23, 2009, 05:08:44 AM
Can I have a soda?
Post by: MissingName on August 23, 2009, 05:10:27 AM
Is this going to turn into an all-out war between Vlad Shadeu and supasora?
Post by: supasora on August 23, 2009, 05:20:59 AM
does sprite remix taste like ddr?
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on August 23, 2009, 05:38:04 AM
Does carrot cake taste good when having sex?
Post by: Vlad Shadeu on August 23, 2009, 05:55:19 AM
Why is it so hard for me to finish what i start?
Post by: fruckert on August 23, 2009, 09:47:23 AM
Why should PHOENIX?! be allowed to roam free...
Post by: Vlad Shadeu on August 23, 2009, 02:21:20 PM
Didn't he play the second game?
Post by: Musha on August 23, 2009, 07:27:57 PM
What do orchids taste like?
Post by: fruckert on August 23, 2009, 07:40:32 PM
Should we attempt to create a fabric that can act like Rorschach's mask?
BTW, Vlad, that reference was to Demolition Man, not...whatever you did.
Post by: Vlad Shadeu on August 23, 2009, 08:16:45 PM
What do you do next?
BTW Phoenix Wright, and yes i know that wasn't what it was for.
Post by: MissingName on August 23, 2009, 10:24:24 PM
I ran out of spray acrylic. Where should I buy another can?
Post by: Vlad Shadeu on August 24, 2009, 01:16:47 PM
How many side projects am i allowed to have if i still call TacTiles my main?
Post by: fruckert on August 24, 2009, 08:07:32 PM
How many paint cans do I need to huff before I see raping Smurfs?
Post by: MissingName on August 25, 2009, 02:00:59 AM
Why did I actually take valuable time away from schoolwork in order to make the fruckert crane?
(http://i874.photobucket.com/albums/ab303/MissingName/frukert_crane.png)
[spoiler]
The slum sector in SOKOL, there is a man who huffs spray acrylic. I dont think he'll sell it to you though, you should just beat him senseless and take it.I think I might actually put that in there.[/spoiler]
Post by: supasora on August 25, 2009, 03:52:20 AM
Why do they have $50 blocks of cheese that are only little wedges?
Post by: Vlad Shadeu on August 25, 2009, 05:54:30 AM
Can we all start obsessing over the fruckert crane now?
I think I might actually put that in there.
Thank you.
Post by: supasora on August 25, 2009, 08:02:50 AM
can the fruckert crane have a theme song?
Post by: Musha on August 26, 2009, 11:03:56 PM
What would a song by DEV-O about the fruckert crane sound like?
Post by: ellie-is on August 26, 2009, 11:05:20 PM
Anybody here actually heard of that musician?
Post by: Musha on August 26, 2009, 11:09:12 PM
If there's no Wikipedia entry about me, does that mean I don't exist either?!?
Post by: ellie-is on August 26, 2009, 11:57:33 PM
How come nobody made a wikipedia page about him?!
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on August 27, 2009, 10:15:10 PM
What would a song by DEV-O about the fruckert crane sound like?
Not as good as if Alejandro Ellis wrote it.I'm totally going to write a song about the fruckert crane now.
Post by: Vlad Shadeu on August 27, 2009, 10:51:01 PM
Yeah, you silly fool.
How come nobody made a wikipedia page about him?!
Because nobody made a wikipedia page about the fruckert crane.
Why did no one make a wikipedia page about the fruckert crane?
Post by: Fisherson on August 27, 2009, 11:20:31 PM
Why can't I not find the Fruckert Crane in stores near me?
Post by: MissingName on August 27, 2009, 11:39:14 PM
Should I make a template for people who want a Fruckert Crane of their own?
Post by: Red Giant on August 28, 2009, 12:09:18 AM
If I have 4 apples and ned takes 3 apples away from me, how many times can i punch ned before the cops show up?
Post by: supasora on August 28, 2009, 02:29:43 AM
Is the fruckert crane all knowing?
Post by: MissingName on August 28, 2009, 02:46:11 AM
Was that too harsh, or was it exactly what was needed?
Post by: fruckert on August 28, 2009, 04:28:59 PM
...what?
Post by: MissingName on August 28, 2009, 05:29:33 PM
Magic 8 ball, what will the weather be tomorrow?
Post by: ellie-is on August 28, 2009, 08:34:02 PM
Is this game stupid or what?
Post by: supasora on August 29, 2009, 02:38:42 AM
Am I stupid for playing the game?
Post by: fruckert on August 29, 2009, 04:02:12 AM
How is wolf armor stronger than Dark Brotherhood?
Post by: ellie-is on August 29, 2009, 12:54:51 PM
Did you ever lose the game?
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on August 29, 2009, 06:04:35 PM
If I shook your head violently, how long would it take till it imploded?
Post by: Darkfox on August 29, 2009, 07:29:12 PM
If you managed to live long enough, would you break the system, rollover your years and become young again?
Post by: ellie-is on August 29, 2009, 10:26:47 PM
Is Dr. Caligari going to have fun with you?
Post by: fruckert on August 29, 2009, 10:34:13 PM
FRUCKERT URG?!
Post by: supasora on September 01, 2009, 03:46:40 AM
Are kittlers cute?
Post by: luigifan33 on September 06, 2009, 10:25:26 PM
If I pull your finger, will I hear a tuba?
Post by: MissingName on September 07, 2009, 12:37:41 AM
Snake?
Post by: Darkfox on September 07, 2009, 01:43:02 AM
Hey, is that a three headed monkey behind you!?
Post by: Musha on September 07, 2009, 04:21:01 AM
What wouldst thou deau?
Post by: luigifan33 on September 09, 2009, 03:05:11 AM
Deau you do the deau?
Post by: Musha on September 13, 2009, 07:41:11 AM
Take the Green Herb?
►Yes No Use
Post by: fruckert on September 13, 2009, 07:49:21 AM
*goes into a euphoria*
Duuude...like, wanna listen to the most painful thing (http://www.box.net/shared/s9vnyjgv5q) in the world?
Post by: Bluhman on September 13, 2009, 09:30:31 AM
ÐŏėşŋŦ ŧĥĨŜ MÆĸ Më ĿŌōķ ĸōōĿ¿
Post by: meyvn MaRa on September 13, 2009, 11:30:35 AM
Am I really stupid or do I just think so?
Post by: MissingName on September 13, 2009, 08:37:08 PM
Blue ink or black ink?
Post by: fruckert on September 13, 2009, 09:15:36 PM
Why does the last page in the topic here have a next page button?
Post by: luigifan33 on September 14, 2009, 10:09:01 PM
If you had a dollar for every dollar you have, how much money would you have?
Post by: MissingName on September 14, 2009, 10:26:22 PM
What can I buy for that much money?
Post by: luigifan33 on September 14, 2009, 10:32:05 PM
What were we talking about again?
Post by: Musha on September 15, 2009, 07:26:34 AM
What is green, hangs on the wall, and whistles?
Post by: luigifan33 on September 16, 2009, 10:11:59 PM
Can I have a dollar?
Post by: MissingName on September 16, 2009, 11:18:27 PM
May he have a dollar?
Post by: fruckert on September 16, 2009, 11:28:57 PM
May the matrix molest the matron of the matador?
Post by: luigifan33 on September 16, 2009, 11:48:43 PM
May I have 51 percent of a dollar?
Post by: MissingName on September 16, 2009, 11:54:58 PM
What happens if you divide by zero?
Post by: luigifan33 on September 16, 2009, 11:58:08 PM
What happens if you say Alex Trebec's name backwards?
Post by: CrossStrife on September 17, 2009, 12:18:36 AM
What happens when you get Fission Mailed in a game?
Post by: lilsniffs3 on September 17, 2009, 03:56:06 AM
Where do babies come from, mama?
Post by: fruckert on September 17, 2009, 04:09:13 AM
Can spider man do all a spider can?
Post by: lilsniffs3 on September 17, 2009, 11:05:06 PM
Who's Filip?
Post by: CrossStrife on September 18, 2009, 10:21:47 AM
What if Cloud and Tifa had a son who was a Planeswalker?
Post by: Musha on September 18, 2009, 09:25:43 PM
Will you save the princess?
►Yes
No
Post by: Bluhman on September 18, 2009, 09:48:13 PM
(This is both an answer AND a question!)
Post by: fruckert on September 18, 2009, 10:30:17 PM
Post by: lilsniffs3 on September 18, 2009, 10:49:48 PM
Post by: Darkfox on September 18, 2009, 11:08:50 PM
Why did lilsniffs3 just ask a question and not answer?
Post by: lilsniffs3 on September 19, 2009, 07:10:18 PM
Why pie?
Post by: luigifan33 on September 19, 2009, 09:55:10 PM
Post by: fruckert on September 20, 2009, 12:32:14 AM
Why must we fight?I just got it.
Because?
Post by: meyvn MaRa on September 23, 2009, 06:16:19 PM
Will I ever loose my virginity?
Post by: Musha on September 23, 2009, 11:58:41 PM
Is you is or is you ain't?
Post by: luigifan33 on September 24, 2009, 02:21:05 AM
Does youse has more smarticles than I does?
Post by: fruckert on September 24, 2009, 02:29:39 AM
My smarticles number in the millions.
Does yous grammars fail as hards as mines?
Post by: luigifan33 on September 24, 2009, 03:24:43 AM
Can youse guyes kiks a couch through my queen matress?
This really is turning into the title isn't it?
Post by: fruckert on September 24, 2009, 03:44:25 AM
*does so*
Your welcome.
No, it is not.
May I have more please?
Post by: CrossStrife on September 24, 2009, 09:32:01 AM
Will you kindly not shove me into a giant juicer?
Post by: MissingName on September 24, 2009, 10:59:53 AM
Where is the fish? It went wherever I did go....
Does anyone get this reference?
Post by: meyvn MaRa on September 24, 2009, 01:41:27 PM
1:2=½?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on September 24, 2009, 03:07:03 PM
How can they call it 'Lost' if they know they're on an island?
Post by: Musha on September 24, 2009, 07:02:20 PM
Where in Hell is Carmen Sandiego?
Post by: luigifan33 on September 29, 2009, 02:08:13 AM
Anybody know where Cogneto is?
Post by: Musha on October 01, 2009, 05:32:40 PM
Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?
Post by: luigifan33 on October 01, 2009, 10:37:03 PM
I can has cheezeburger, can you?
Post by: MissingName on October 01, 2009, 10:46:50 PM
Who are the Patriots?
Post by: fruckert on October 02, 2009, 05:52:01 AM
Will you go on the top of Mt. St. Helens?
Post by: luigifan33 on October 02, 2009, 11:48:53 PM
Will you pay me 1/2of your life savings to do it?
Post by: CrossStrife on October 03, 2009, 11:19:34 AM
Why is the rum always gone?
Post by: HobomasterXXX on October 03, 2009, 11:27:20 AM
What will I do with my hatredcopter?
Post by: MissingName on October 03, 2009, 01:27:47 PM
Should I feed my turtle tubifex, Reptomin or frozen bloodworms today?
Post by: fruckert on October 03, 2009, 10:05:09 PM
Why is 80's music so fun to listen to?
Post by: Bluhman on October 04, 2009, 02:45:27 AM
How do I beat the game?
Post by: fruckert on October 04, 2009, 02:52:47 AM
Where do I get game h@x?
Post by: MissingName on October 04, 2009, 03:03:48 AM
Do y'all prefer Swedish Fish or Swedish meatballs?
Post by: fruckert on October 04, 2009, 06:33:16 AM
At the same time.
Bach vs. Botch.
Owait...
Would Bach's botch's bitch the bass?
Post by: schilcote on October 05, 2009, 01:41:32 AM
What is the quintessential quadrenary of Pi?
Post by: ellie-is on October 05, 2009, 01:43:10 AM
How come my math teacher knows the first 15 numbers of the squareroot of 3? (srsly, he does. he's awesome)
Post by: luigifan33 on October 05, 2009, 03:32:46 AM
Why don't I have a dumb question to ask?
Post by: fruckert on October 05, 2009, 11:48:08 PM
Are you looking at me?
Post by: MissingName on October 05, 2009, 11:50:11 PM
Dost thou bite thy thumb at me?
Post by: luigifan33 on October 06, 2009, 02:30:03 AM
Doust thou quarrel sir?
Post by: Musha on October 06, 2009, 04:54:49 AM
Will he back me by turing his back and running?
Post by: schilcote on October 07, 2009, 02:23:20 AM
What is love?
Post by: Musha on October 07, 2009, 10:21:14 AM
Ridess zee Shoopuf?
Post by: schilcote on October 07, 2009, 11:07:53 AM
If an eel lunges out, and he takes a bite of your snout, what is it?
Post by: Mr.Dark666 on October 07, 2009, 08:52:45 PM
Post by: Obvious Sock Account on October 07, 2009, 08:56:28 PM
Post by: MissingName on October 08, 2009, 12:34:25 AM
Do the chickens have large talons?
Post by: fruckert on October 08, 2009, 12:41:35 AM
Steve Irwinwuuuut?
Yes they do.
...Steve Irwin?
Post by: Musha on October 08, 2009, 12:56:55 PM
For England, James?
Post by: MissingName on October 09, 2009, 02:23:50 AM
How long did you say the fuse was?
Post by: Musha on October 10, 2009, 09:48:06 AM
Will I grow up to be a big, strong man if I drink my milk?
Post by: CrossStrife on October 10, 2009, 08:35:06 PM
What if we're all in the Matrix right now?
Post by: Musha on October 10, 2009, 11:06:47 PM
What's new, Pussycat?
Post by: Obvious Sock Account on October 10, 2009, 11:27:53 PM
has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Post by: fruckert on October 11, 2009, 12:00:33 AM
Why did you anger the hooded greasy man?
Post by: Obvious Sock Account on October 11, 2009, 01:44:59 AM
Do you know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man?
Post by: luigifan33 on October 11, 2009, 02:19:32 AM
So. What's new with you?
Post by: lilsniffs3 on October 11, 2009, 02:24:36 AM
Why can't I advertise http://z6.invisionfree.com/EWE_2009/index.php?act=idx correctly?
Post by: Musha on October 11, 2009, 05:54:11 AM
What walks on four legs in the morning, two legs in th afternoon, and three legs in the evening?
Post by: lilsniffs3 on October 11, 2009, 05:56:41 AM
Why so unserious?
Post by: schilcote on October 11, 2009, 01:10:14 PM
Why?
Post by: Musha on October 11, 2009, 01:56:23 PM
Where have all the flowers gone?
Post by: luigifan33 on October 11, 2009, 09:02:31 PM
Why do you ask?
Post by: fruckert on October 11, 2009, 09:08:12 PM
Teenspeak?
Post by: MissingName on October 12, 2009, 02:18:49 AM
Do you want a banana? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoGuoXuLmsk)
Post by: fruckert on October 12, 2009, 02:30:27 AM
Post by: MissingName on October 12, 2009, 02:44:56 AM
If no one wants the bananas, shall I make muffins?
Post by: Musha on October 12, 2009, 11:42:48 AM
Does the Prince like vibration? Meaning the moving and the shaking.
Post by: Darkfox on October 22, 2009, 08:11:03 PM
Why is cleverbot so clever?
Post by: Shinku Ryu on October 23, 2009, 01:27:19 AM
why is it that wen some ppl see a oversized sword on a anime/game char the judge ther manliness(u no what i mean)
Post by: luigifan33 on October 23, 2009, 06:25:03 PM
Would you allow me to lift your car with 100 strips of duct tape?
Post by: Darkfox on October 23, 2009, 06:30:31 PM
Who is lamer, Darth Sidious or Jean-Claude Van Damme?
Post by: MissingName on October 23, 2009, 08:29:51 PM
Why is it that whenever I look at the active users, some guest is viewing a three- or four-year old thread?
Post by: Shinku Ryu on October 23, 2009, 09:14:45 PM
why does link have a manskirt?(hes still awsome though)
Post by: Darkfox on October 23, 2009, 09:51:40 PM
Why does Ganondorf keep fighting Link if he already knows he's going to lose?
Post by: Shinku Ryu on October 23, 2009, 10:00:20 PM
why are cats so awesome?
Post by: MissingName on October 24, 2009, 12:35:16 AM
(http://i874.photobucket.com/albums/ab303/MissingName/Spinningcat.gif)
How many toes does a fish have?
Post by: luigifan33 on October 24, 2009, 11:52:09 PM
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
Post by: Bluhman on October 25, 2009, 01:23:06 AM
You know what the onomatopoeia of an explosion is, right? "Ka-Boom", yes? Where does the "Ka" in "Ka-Boom" come from? I can verily confirm from most explosions I've witnessed that there is only a 'Boom' and no 'Ka' to be heard of. What gives!?
Post by: fruckert on October 25, 2009, 02:36:37 AM
CONGRATULATIONS LUIGIFAN.
I believe it's the crack of the barrel, or the initial sonic boom.
WHY ARE THE AD'S HERE GAY.
Post by: Darkfox on October 25, 2009, 08:01:09 AM
Why did I just say that?
Post by: fruckert on October 25, 2009, 08:19:08 AM
Do you want to see midget dating ads?
Post by: ellie-is on October 25, 2009, 01:59:46 PM
Why do I love the devil?
Post by: Darkfox on October 25, 2009, 09:49:10 PM
Is Lucas the devil?
Post by: ellie-is on October 25, 2009, 10:33:03 PM
Who the hell is Rick James? A gay midget who dates dating sex short big ad?
(so not trying to get ads :P)
Post by: fruckert on October 25, 2009, 11:24:49 PM
Do you want to date a midget?
bondage sex gay
Post by: Darkfox on October 26, 2009, 01:55:32 AM
Got Milk?
Post by: MissingName on October 26, 2009, 02:07:18 AM
Will blue be the next red?
Post by: Bluhman on October 26, 2009, 10:13:06 AM
How many magic points does it cost to turn oxygen into carbon?
Post by: ellie-is on October 26, 2009, 02:32:32 PM
Why dont you need hydrogen?
Post by: Darkfox on October 26, 2009, 05:56:35 PM
Where's Waldo?
Post by: Musha on October 27, 2009, 05:05:50 PM
Why do I like sucky old cartoons more than sucky new cartoons?
Post by: Darkfox on October 27, 2009, 07:27:55 PM
Why does most new cartoons look like they are drawn in MSPaint and animated in Flash?
Post by: ellie-is on October 27, 2009, 07:44:59 PM
WHY?!
Post by: Bluhman on October 27, 2009, 08:32:55 PM
Why is it tank and jockey instead of tanker and jocker?
Post by: Darkfox on October 27, 2009, 10:16:19 PM
Why are elves so popular anyways?
Post by: MissingName on October 28, 2009, 01:24:15 AM
Will I die while taking my next calc quiz?
Post by: Musha on October 28, 2009, 06:18:32 PM
Why does everybody with a 3D animation program and perfuntory knowledge of animation feel the need to churn out a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Backyardigans">crappy</a> <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Wars:_The_Clone_Wars_(2008_TV_series)">computer-animated</a> <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuggington">kids'</a> <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rollbots">show?</a>
Post by: ellie-is on October 28, 2009, 06:35:18 PM
Is backyardigans really that bad?
Post by: Darkfox on October 28, 2009, 08:14:02 PM
What if there is no fire where there is smoke?
Post by: ellie-is on October 28, 2009, 08:24:39 PM
Dry ice?
Post by: Darkfox on October 28, 2009, 08:39:17 PM
Where's my waffles?
Post by: ellie-is on October 28, 2009, 08:48:13 PM
Why did raffles take it?
Post by: Musha on October 30, 2009, 03:37:13 AM
Who's the black private dick
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
Post by: Darkfox on October 30, 2009, 11:20:05 PM
Why did I say that?
Post by: luigifan33 on October 31, 2009, 12:02:45 AM
Any reason why I didn't post Barrack Obama?
Post by: Musha on November 03, 2009, 05:49:49 AM
...was that offensive?
Post by: ellie-is on November 03, 2009, 12:04:54 PM
How did teadog die?
Post by: luigifan33 on November 04, 2009, 12:13:05 AM
Anybody have a poupon coupon?
Post by: Darkfox on November 07, 2009, 11:10:16 PM
What happens when you fuse Bruce Campbell and Mr. T?
Post by: luigifan33 on November 09, 2009, 03:38:30 AM
Was there only 1 word war, with a 10-20 year recess? (I don't remember the years)
Post by: Emerates on November 09, 2009, 05:00:36 AM
How long does it take for the human digestive system to process bleach? I'm real thirsty.
Post by: Darkfox on November 10, 2009, 06:27:41 AM
Does tomato paste taste like blood? =D
Post by: MissingName on November 10, 2009, 12:15:47 PM
Suppose we build a large wooden badger?
Post by: Darkfox on November 10, 2009, 10:28:43 PM
Are unicorns real?
Post by: luigifan33 on November 10, 2009, 11:09:11 PM
Is it always 5:00 somewhere?
Post by: Darkfox on November 11, 2009, 09:50:25 PM
Is it illegal to ride bikes up a down escalator?
Post by: luigifan33 on November 12, 2009, 01:17:05 AM
Is it illegal to fish off the back of a giraffe in Illinois?
Post by: fruckert on November 12, 2009, 02:13:44 AM
Will you hold my hand while I twiddle the stick?
Post by: luigifan33 on November 12, 2009, 02:30:41 AM
What is the triangle root of a flexnard?
Post by: Darkfox on November 12, 2009, 02:32:25 AM
Are Duke Nukem and Johnny Bravo related?
Post by: fruckert on November 12, 2009, 03:08:56 AM
SCRUMDIDDLYUMPCIOUS?!
Post by: MissingName on November 12, 2009, 05:29:09 AM
Do you like typing the letter "M" over and over again or "Q?"
Post by: luigifan33 on November 13, 2009, 12:58:20 AM
OBJECTION!!!???
Post by: fruckert on November 13, 2009, 02:33:23 AM
Yes or no?
Post by: Darkfox on November 13, 2009, 02:42:35 AM
Are there chicken sticks in my baseboards?
Post by: MissingName on November 13, 2009, 02:48:04 AM
Why is my dog staring at me?
Post by: luigifan33 on November 13, 2009, 02:58:35 AM
Why does Kirby want everyone inside him?
Post by: Musha on November 14, 2009, 10:27:18 PM
Do you like Green Eggs and Ham?
Post by: Darkfox on November 14, 2009, 10:31:54 PM
Do you know the Muffin Man?
Post by: luigifan33 on November 15, 2009, 04:42:14 AM
Why do you ask such absurd questions?
Post by: Bluhman on November 15, 2009, 06:05:13 AM
Am I god?
Post by: fruckert on November 15, 2009, 06:43:29 AM
Is this a question.
Post by: ellie-is on November 15, 2009, 02:09:02 PM
I think my mind blew up. Am I right?
Post by: luigifan33 on November 15, 2009, 10:12:19 PM
42?
Post by: fruckert on November 15, 2009, 11:00:04 PM
If I tell you that all generilizations (my spell check is absent, blow me) are at some point in time false, and then tell you that that is also false, due to some being correct (i.e., all matter exists), would that make the generilization that all generilizations at some point are false correct or false?
Post by: MissingName on November 16, 2009, 12:58:32 AM
Zaggle?
Post by: Darkfox on November 16, 2009, 08:10:17 AM
Spaceballs VS StarWars?
Post by: Musha on November 17, 2009, 05:29:43 AM
So, what was up with Lando's cape, anyway?
Post by: Darkfox on November 17, 2009, 06:29:34 AM
What's up with airplane food anyways?
Post by: Kessembi on November 18, 2009, 07:16:51 PM
What the heck am I supposed to do with this wiggling thing?
Post by: Darkfox on November 18, 2009, 09:24:37 PM
Riddle me this, riddle me that, who's afraid of the big fat cat?
Post by: Musha on November 19, 2009, 10:22:24 AM
Who's scruffy-looking?
Post by: Felix-0 on November 20, 2009, 12:03:11 AM
Why do people create viruses, not normal ones. I mean viruses that do nothing,
except create a folder and download porn into that folder...forever?
(True story)
Post by: Darkfox on November 20, 2009, 11:07:27 PM
Why did the hamster die?
Post by: fruckert on November 20, 2009, 11:11:03 PM
CAN WE DO THIS?
CAN WE MAKE THIS HAPPEN?
Post by: Darkfox on November 21, 2009, 06:47:09 AM
What are we doing?
Post by: Obvious Sock Account on November 21, 2009, 03:42:42 PM
Why didn't my parents hug me?
Post by: Darkfox on November 21, 2009, 06:27:06 PM
Where the hell did the Oompa Loompas come from?
Post by: Musha on November 24, 2009, 03:42:31 PM
Correct me if I'm wrong but are you asking for a CHALLENGE!?!?!?!
Post by: fruckert on November 25, 2009, 08:10:18 AM
I don't get it?
Post by: Darkfox on November 25, 2009, 11:10:14 AM
Are you a Nobody?
Post by: Musha on November 27, 2009, 02:25:48 PM
So find yourself somebody to love.
My name is Bobbin Threadbare. Are you my mother?
Post by: Darkfox on November 29, 2009, 11:56:33 PM
If it is called a pineapple upside-down cake, then where is the pineapple upside-up cake?
Post by: fruckert on November 30, 2009, 01:46:05 AM
Why is it that I can't GIVE all this stuff (http://www.moveout.com/affiliate/pages/_blue/_art/moving-boxes-medium.jpg) away.
Post by: Darkfox on November 30, 2009, 03:53:42 AM
Why is it that whenever I hear "Burning Erupting Finger!" I imagine a hand cream commercial?
Post by: Musha on December 04, 2009, 01:44:08 AM
How does Raziel speak? The man has no lower jaw, lips or tongue. Now, I understand that in the spectral plane his "voice" could in fact just be a projection of his thoughts, but he speaks just as articulately while in the material plane. Realistically you'd think all he'd be able to manage would be a few pathetic grunts, yet he delivers his dialogue like a Shakespearian actor. How the hell does that work?
Post by: Bluhman on December 06, 2009, 10:10:35 AM
Why wasn't Claude Frollo included in Kingdom Hearts?
Post by: Darkfox on December 07, 2009, 11:54:43 PM
Somebody, what does the scouter say about my post count level!?
Post by: fruckert on December 08, 2009, 09:12:50 AM
Cogs?
Post by: Darkfox on December 09, 2009, 01:06:25 AM
Why are Cogswell Cogs and Spacely Sprockets always fighting?
Post by: Musha on December 09, 2009, 06:32:00 PM
What is the secret of Soylent Green?
Post by: mironic on December 16, 2009, 04:03:20 AM
what is on my shoe?
Post by: MissingName on December 16, 2009, 05:50:25 AM
Where is my bloody lancet?
Post by: fruckert on December 16, 2009, 06:49:23 AM
Why isn't Hunchback of Notre Dame in Kingdom Hearts?
Post by: Musha on December 16, 2009, 08:51:59 AM
^wishful thinking
Why isn't Darkwing Duck in Kingdom Hearts?
Post by: Apex on December 16, 2009, 03:35:16 PM
Why isn't Donald Duck in Kingdom Hearts?
Post by: fruckert on December 16, 2009, 04:39:41 PM
Why are we still talking about Kingom Hearts?
Post by: Drakiyth on December 16, 2009, 08:58:34 PM
Why do we have to eat food?
Post by: mironic on December 16, 2009, 09:51:47 PM
why do we still have mosquitoes why don't we just kill them all?
Post by: fruckert on December 16, 2009, 09:53:56 PM
Like humans.
We don't really need those either.
I just found Lucas on a peer list on a torrent. Should I ban him?
Post by: mironic on December 16, 2009, 10:28:47 PM
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its an actual word btw
Post by: MissingName on December 17, 2009, 01:51:42 AM
Хорошо?
Post by: Bluhman on December 17, 2009, 02:45:49 AM
Just how huge is it, Rochester?
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on December 17, 2009, 02:52:05 AM
why i always have so an hard feeling in my pants at the morning?
Post by: Darkfox on December 17, 2009, 03:01:41 AM
If you have no chimney, how does Santa get into your house?
Post by: Drakiyth on December 17, 2009, 06:39:59 AM
How many real gnomes does it take to screw in a light bulb in the 21st century of the earth in the united states?
Post by: fruckert on December 17, 2009, 01:43:35 PM
James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher?
Post by: Drakiyth on December 18, 2009, 02:59:53 AM
What would happen if you cut yourself?
Post by: Musha on December 18, 2009, 09:22:30 AM
Is it true that it's not gay sex if it's with an elf?
Post by: Drakiyth on December 19, 2009, 09:31:38 AM
Is it okay to hit people?
Post by: Obvious Sock Account on December 20, 2009, 03:16:36 AM
Why did Morgan kiss me after telling me that love is a weakness?
Post by: Darkfox on December 20, 2009, 07:11:29 AM
Why doesn't Duke Nukem have a TV series?
Post by: Musha on December 20, 2009, 08:45:29 AM
Why do <a href="http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main.AmericansHateTingle">Americans hate Tingle</a>?
Post by: Bluhman on December 20, 2009, 10:58:03 PM
Is David Dent Clark Kent?
Post by: Darkfox on December 20, 2009, 11:10:09 PM
Why should I care about the Rock's cooking?
Post by: fruckert on December 20, 2009, 11:17:23 PM
Why is it that Oblivion decided all trees are massive squares of texture?
Post by: Drakiyth on December 21, 2009, 04:52:50 AM
Why do people hate twilight?
Post by: Musha on December 21, 2009, 06:07:50 AM
What is under <a href="http://www.psp-themes.net/data/media/3/The%20Incredible%20Hulk.jpg">those purple pants</a>, anyway? Ripped boxers or ripped briefs?
Post by: Drakiyth on December 21, 2009, 06:28:01 AM
What would happen if you lit your bed on fire?
Post by: Darkfox on December 21, 2009, 08:23:40 AM
What is a man?
Post by: Bluhman on December 21, 2009, 08:26:20 AM
Mack or PeeSee?
Post by: Darkfox on December 21, 2009, 08:47:53 AM
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Why's the rum all gone?
Post by: Drakiyth on December 21, 2009, 10:28:01 AM
Why do people always want you to smile?
Post by: MissingName on December 21, 2009, 12:23:00 PM
Huh? What was that noise?
Post by: fruckert on December 21, 2009, 02:14:01 PM
Kalikrak zing zing butterscotch the turtle?
Post by: Darkfox on December 21, 2009, 07:54:23 PM
What happened to my left sock?
Post by: fruckert on December 22, 2009, 12:27:20 AM
Why is the status menu in Oblivion a magic clipboard?
Post by: Bluhman on December 22, 2009, 01:51:09 AM
How does Kratos Double-Jump?
Post by: Darkfox on December 22, 2009, 02:40:31 AM
How was the floating Mario head created?
Post by: Musha on December 23, 2009, 01:07:05 PM
I did the right thing, didn't I? It all worked out in the end.
Post by: Apex on December 23, 2009, 04:19:35 PM
How do I pass the time while waiting for Christmas?
Post by: Cerebus on December 23, 2009, 06:17:20 PM
That way, you'll skip the wait. It's a bit cheating, though. You could always use a GameShark or something too.
Why do I feel like Christmas isn't even coming while it's in less than two days?
Post by: Drakiyth on December 23, 2009, 10:14:55 PM
Why do people want to nuke the world?
Post by: Musha on December 25, 2009, 05:03:02 AM
So who does watch the watchmen, anyway?
Post by: MissingName on December 26, 2009, 05:05:27 AM
Is Fidel Castro dead?
Post by: Drakiyth on December 29, 2009, 12:45:03 PM
Is it true you could float if you injected yourself with air?
Post by: Darkfox on December 30, 2009, 05:31:40 AM
If I had six cans of cream gravy, an Engineer, and a flying Heavy, then how many dispensers would I have here?
Post by: Drakiyth on December 30, 2009, 06:44:21 AM
Would you feel bad if your girlfriend cheated on you?
Post by: fruckert on December 30, 2009, 07:45:02 AM
I'm dateless.
Interpret that how you will ;)
Should I eat this green powder substance?
Post by: MissingName on December 30, 2009, 02:49:36 PM
Should I tear the head off of this Gumby figurine?
Post by: Darkfox on December 30, 2009, 10:39:30 PM
What the hell is Diabeetus?
Post by: Musha on December 31, 2009, 02:24:19 PM
Why don't immortals in Highlander ever carry chainsaws?
Post by: Darkfox on December 31, 2009, 07:19:16 PM
What in the world is Carmen Sandiego's big plot if all she does is steal stuff then give them back to kids?
Post by: fruckert on December 31, 2009, 07:46:32 PM
What in the hell are we doing?
We could be outside and ****.
Post by: Darkfox on January 01, 2010, 12:20:16 AM
What's this, what's this? A trick with a twist?!
Post by: Drakiyth on January 02, 2010, 05:07:28 AM
Why is there so many smiley faces to choose from?
Post by: MissingName on January 02, 2010, 05:28:16 AM
...what is this I'm eating? It's chewy and vaguely chickeny tasting.
Post by: supasora on January 02, 2010, 05:48:47 AM
Why can't I stop thinking of cornbread?
Post by: Drakiyth on January 02, 2010, 06:00:06 AM
Why do I need to use my fingers on the keyboard?
Post by: Musha on January 02, 2010, 03:48:26 PM
Have you ever had a dream, that you were so sure was real? What if you were unable to wake from that dream? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world?
Post by: supasora on January 02, 2010, 10:06:41 PM
What's that sitting on my bed?
Post by: Darkfox on January 03, 2010, 05:20:19 PM
What is your malfunction?
Post by: Bluhman on January 03, 2010, 05:25:56 PM
Quote
(http://Hey, can you see this question?)
What is the Fraxy ship supposed to be?
Post by: Darkfox on January 05, 2010, 05:39:02 PM
Why did Bill Nye stop being called the Science Guy? :(
Post by: MissingName on January 06, 2010, 01:19:58 AM
Has anyone ever watched Firefly?
Post by: fruckert on January 06, 2010, 01:37:49 AM
How come Buffy is often considered a masterpiece?
Post by: Cerebus on January 06, 2010, 01:46:31 AM
A reason to start over new... and the reason is you.
I'm not a perfect person...
How comes riding a bicycle in GTA: San Andreas make you lose muscle?
Post by: Musha on January 08, 2010, 11:46:55 PM
Do crematoriums give discounts to burn victims?
Post by: Darkfox on January 09, 2010, 01:35:09 AM
Is there anything that DOESN'T have a world record?
Post by: supasora on January 14, 2010, 05:26:29 AM
Why do children hate the pokemon now?
Post by: Darkfox on January 14, 2010, 08:07:45 AM
How long until pigs fly?
Post by: Musha on January 14, 2010, 05:21:57 PM
How long until Hell freezes over?
Post by: Darkfox on January 14, 2010, 08:31:16 PM
Why did Jimmy crack corn?
Post by: Musha on January 15, 2010, 04:02:16 PM
So, if Mickey's a mouse and Donald's a duck and Pluto's a dog, what the hell is Goofy?
Post by: fruckert on January 15, 2010, 05:19:43 PM
Which says a lot of weird things about Mickey keeping Pluto as a pet.
Why do babies insist on eating anything and everything?
Post by: Bluhman on January 15, 2010, 07:03:09 PM
How come men have nipples?
Post by: supasora on January 16, 2010, 01:43:27 AM
Why can't I get 100%?
Post by: Darkfox on January 16, 2010, 05:15:15 AM
What is up with anorexics?
Post by: Musha on January 17, 2010, 04:33:20 AM
What kind of lame power is "Heart" anyway?
Post by: supasora on January 17, 2010, 04:46:34 AM
Why does chewbacca need an ammo belt?
Post by: Darkfox on January 17, 2010, 09:32:36 AM
Why do I ask all these stupid questions?
Post by: supasora on January 17, 2010, 09:50:50 AM
Aint I smart?
Post by: Darkfox on January 17, 2010, 06:50:46 PM
Why does forever take so long?
Post by: Zephyrsword on January 20, 2010, 10:35:40 PM
Why does life suck?
Post by: Darkfox on January 20, 2010, 10:41:58 PM
Where did we go so horribly wrong?
Post by: Cerebus on January 20, 2010, 10:53:48 PM
What came before, the egg or the chicken?
Post by: Zephyrsword on January 20, 2010, 11:00:53 PM
Why are facepalms awesome?
Post by: Darkfox on January 20, 2010, 11:07:23 PM
Why is laziness so rampant this week?
Post by: Zephyrsword on January 20, 2010, 11:13:19 PM
Why on earth am I still on this thread?
Post by: supasora on January 21, 2010, 05:24:40 AM
I can has Poland?
Post by: Jek on January 21, 2010, 06:17:38 AM
Can I have a Russian maid?
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on January 22, 2010, 12:16:15 AM
Where can I get a bag of salsa?
Post by: Cerebus on January 22, 2010, 12:36:13 AM
What if I throw an apple on a fire-fighter wearing a tutu?
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on January 22, 2010, 12:51:28 AM
Who do you call?
Post by: supasora on January 22, 2010, 03:34:11 AM
why did i have forget to ask a question and have to edit?
Post by: Darkfox on January 22, 2010, 03:58:51 AM
Why did I do that?
Post by: Cerebus on January 22, 2010, 05:08:43 AM
No seriously, why did he do that?
Post by: Zephyrsword on January 23, 2010, 01:08:52 AM
Is slapping hippos really that dirty?
Post by: Darkfox on January 23, 2010, 02:03:04 AM
What is the triangular root of a pied piper?
Post by: Musha on January 23, 2010, 04:59:21 AM
Where does it ever say that Humpty Dumpty is an egg?
Post by: Linkizcool on March 09, 2010, 04:35:00 AM
Why is the grass purplely blue when the cow ate it?
Post by: drenrin2120 on March 11, 2010, 02:41:57 AM
Why do I have to sleep? Why can't I just stay up... forever!?
Post by: Darkfox on March 11, 2010, 03:11:23 AM
Why does everyone assume girls like the color pink?
Post by: Darrellito on March 11, 2010, 05:38:27 AM
Why do I need wind to spin my pinwheel?
Post by: Cerebus on March 11, 2010, 05:43:25 AM
If a chicken cross the street and the wind blows at 75km/h to the North, what is the name of the bus driver?
Post by: Darrellito on March 11, 2010, 05:48:46 AM
Why can't I turn my head all the way around?
Post by: MissingName on March 11, 2010, 12:26:12 PM
I found some model rocket engines. What should I do with them?
Post by: Darrellito on March 12, 2010, 09:25:16 AM
After long hours of staring in the sun, why do I see shadows?
Post by: Musha on March 15, 2010, 07:21:00 PM
Is there a mime standing behind me?
Post by: Bluhman on March 15, 2010, 08:04:12 PM
Thing is, I AM the mime.
Who would win in a fight: Maxwell Adams or Darkfox?
Post by: Darrellito on March 15, 2010, 09:06:07 PM
Why can't I be an albino lifeguard?
Post by: ellie-is on March 15, 2010, 09:42:41 PM
Why can't I make a wish?
Post by: Darrellito on March 16, 2010, 05:55:45 AM
How much weight is in a sh*t ton?
Post by: Darkfox on March 16, 2010, 05:59:30 AM
What the heck am I doing here?
Post by: Darrellito on March 16, 2010, 06:01:02 AM
If I make some wax wings, how close to the sun do you think I could get?
Post by: Darkfox on March 16, 2010, 07:00:26 AM
Is a lamp filled with black powder a good idea?
Post by: Darrellito on March 16, 2010, 07:05:45 AM
Why, when I raise my hand in school, do I get called upon, but when I raise my hand in public, do I get a high five?
Post by: MissingName on March 16, 2010, 11:23:13 AM
Why is there a panda figurine on my placemat?
Post by: fruckert on March 16, 2010, 07:31:33 PM
Kick the panda, y/n?
Post by: Cerebus on March 16, 2010, 08:02:14 PM
But yes, do it.
Why did they remove Mewtwo for SSBB?
Post by: MissingName on March 17, 2010, 01:11:47 AM
Why not add in Magikarp?
Post by: ellie-is on March 17, 2010, 01:23:12 AM
Why not add The King?
Post by: Cerebus on March 17, 2010, 01:55:44 AM
Seriously, just try beating him.
Why is _JeT_ the only one not smiling in your sig? (excluding those with no apparent mouth)
Post by: Musha on March 17, 2010, 08:08:30 AM
(http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/3359/screenshot065kk4.jpg)
Post by: Darrellito on March 17, 2010, 10:42:29 AM
Why doesn't the macaroni colored crayon taste like macaroni?
Post by: Kessembi on March 28, 2010, 03:15:54 AM
What am I supposed to do with all these balloons?
Post by: Musha on March 28, 2010, 05:03:18 AM
Will Candlejack really abduct me if I say his n
Post by: Bluhman on March 28, 2010, 05:18:12 AM
Will my flights be late?
Post by: MissingName on March 28, 2010, 11:41:57 AM
So I've stuck the pug in a roasting pan. Any advice on how to cook him?
Post by: Darrellito on March 29, 2010, 08:24:26 AM
If I jump into an olympic size swimming pool full of Jello, would anyone be around to hear it?
Post by: Musha on March 29, 2010, 08:35:32 AM
What does badger taste like?
Post by: Cerebus on March 29, 2010, 03:48:59 PM
If I throw a bottle of pillow into a wall of fame, will the sky fall on it's knees?
Post by: Darrellito on March 30, 2010, 05:59:32 AM
If dead men tell no tales, what's a zombie?
Post by: Musha on April 06, 2010, 02:10:26 AM
...unless they're vampires.
But something is happening here
But you don't know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones ?
Post by: Darrellito on April 06, 2010, 05:46:39 AM
What are you doin under there?
Post by: Muraiko on April 07, 2010, 12:13:31 AM
Why does my cat want me dead?
Post by: Nandez on April 07, 2010, 12:34:48 AM
What will happen if I try to run through my wall?
Post by: Darrellito on April 07, 2010, 05:39:39 AM
I know I can touch my toes, but can I touch your's?
Post by: Musha on April 07, 2010, 07:21:23 AM
How do I Get Yon Flask?
Post by: Darkfox on April 07, 2010, 09:27:00 AM
How high is sky high?
Post by: Darrellito on April 07, 2010, 11:37:33 AM
Why can't I fly when I flap my arms?
Post by: Musha on April 08, 2010, 06:38:27 AM
Why do they even have that lever?
Post by: fruckert on April 08, 2010, 10:54:37 PM
WHAT'S IN THE BASEMENT, WHAT'S IN THE BASEMENT?!
Post by: Musha on April 09, 2010, 07:27:02 AM
Where is the center of the universe?
Post by: Darrellito on April 12, 2010, 09:14:31 AM
Have you heard?
Post by: MissingName on April 12, 2010, 01:32:32 PM
If life gives you lemons......?
Post by: Darrellito on April 13, 2010, 12:22:29 PM
Who wants to eat my shoe?
Post by: Darkfox on April 14, 2010, 12:53:51 AM
Why?
Post by: MissingName on April 14, 2010, 01:11:41 AM
Duck is to fowl as grapenuts is to _________
Post by: fruckert on April 14, 2010, 01:33:33 AM
Will you end my pain?!
Post by: Darrellito on April 14, 2010, 05:08:30 AM
What do you get when you cross a hippo, and a bungie cord?
Post by: Darkfox on April 14, 2010, 07:10:24 AM
What is a man?
Post by: MissingName on April 14, 2010, 11:12:43 AM
How do I get cat hair off of my school uniform?
Post by: Darrellito on April 14, 2010, 06:30:23 PM
lolwut?
Post by: Darkfox on April 14, 2010, 06:40:26 PM
When do we eat, when do we fight!?
Post by: Musha on April 16, 2010, 04:17:51 PM
Why do they call it a lava lamp when there's no actual lava in it?
Post by: Darrellito on April 16, 2010, 11:49:38 PM
Can I borrow five doll hairs?
Post by: candinfat on July 11, 2010, 05:01:40 AM
Do you liek mudkipz?
Post by: ellie-is on July 11, 2010, 03:26:17 PM
Tell me why?
Post by: MissingName on July 11, 2010, 04:01:20 PM
Prawn salad?
Post by: Bluhman on July 11, 2010, 05:24:42 PM
It's 4:00 in the morning... Why on earth are you making prawn salad?
Post by: ellie-is on July 11, 2010, 05:50:39 PM
Why am I in love?
Post by: Kessembi on July 11, 2010, 07:29:43 PM
Where's the bathroom?
Post by: Muraiko on July 11, 2010, 08:46:11 PM
How come I don't have any more money for food?
Post by: Bluhman on July 12, 2010, 12:45:37 AM
Because I lost control of my life. (http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/185/7/6/Penises_Everywhere__by_Duke_Of_Beaconsfield.png)
Wrong source. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vs55Z7t7bk)
Anyways, you do not have money for food because you spent it all on dispensers instead of pudding. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Juz_4X24Ihs)
Which sprites looks better?
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Bluhman/COH%20Stuff/Champs/Wuts.png)
Post by: ellie-is on July 12, 2010, 12:47:46 AM
DNC
Post by: Kessembi on July 12, 2010, 04:55:10 PM
Wrong source. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vs55Z7t7bk)
Anyways, you do not have money for food because you spent it all on dispensers instead of pudding. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Juz_4X24Ihs)
Which sprites looks better?
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Bluhman/COH%20Stuff/Champs/Wuts.png)
The one on the right because it reminds me of the fun I had with my English tutor during Chinese New Year. Mmm~
If you didn't know what home was, where would you live?
Post by: ellie-is on July 12, 2010, 08:08:54 PM
Tentacles?
Post by: Cerebus on July 12, 2010, 09:26:35 PM
What would you do if you saw a dog using a lawnmower?
Post by: ellie-is on July 12, 2010, 09:56:10 PM
What would I use?
Post by: Kessembi on July 13, 2010, 10:37:11 PM
What's wrong with the ice maker?
Post by: PROGUY on July 14, 2010, 02:01:52 PM
Who started this speedrun crap?
Post by: Musha on August 03, 2010, 01:36:23 AM
Doctor Who?
Post by: ellie-is on August 03, 2010, 02:06:13 AM
Why did Ronald McDonald eat the whooper?
Post by: MissingName on August 03, 2010, 01:01:43 PM
Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?
Post by: TheRebelMage on August 03, 2010, 03:00:35 PM
Who invented Cheese?
Post by: Muraiko on August 03, 2010, 10:30:09 PM
Quick! What's the fastest way to get into jail!?
Post by: TheRebelMage on August 03, 2010, 11:10:40 PM
Why are purple cows after me?
Post by: MissingName on August 04, 2010, 06:01:12 PM
Where is my f***ing lancet!?
Post by: PROGUY on August 27, 2010, 09:28:52 AM
What is a "shoe"?
Post by: Muraiko on August 28, 2010, 01:03:08 AM
What's that on your sig!? WHAT IS AN RPG MAKER!?!? IS IT TASTY!?!?
Post by: WarxePB on September 16, 2010, 07:29:44 AM
If I make a deal with the devil to bring back my dead aunt in exchange for my marriage, will I still go to Hell?
Post by: PROGUY on October 20, 2010, 05:17:24 AM
What did he just say?
Post by: ellie-is on October 20, 2010, 12:14:12 PM
Is he strong?
Post by: MissingName on October 20, 2010, 04:31:17 PM
Should positive y be up or down?
Post by: ellie-is on October 20, 2010, 04:34:35 PM
Why didn't he get the reference? D:
Post by: PROGUY on October 21, 2010, 09:58:10 AM
Where can I get Zeio Nuts?
Post by: drenrin2120 on October 22, 2010, 03:29:04 PM
You answer? When Silver Chocobos fly.
MY question: ...8?
Post by: MissingName on October 22, 2010, 04:59:35 PM
Why is my pumpkin staring at me? It's a bit unsettling.
Post by: PROGUY on October 23, 2010, 02:51:57 AM
Is my cute rabbit cute?
Post by: MissingName on October 23, 2010, 04:02:45 PM
How do I tell my roommate that he's an ***hole?
Post by: Felix-0 on October 24, 2010, 12:06:25 AM
"your a f***** a**hole"
Why is charas so horribly inactive in Charas Project Extra Stuff
Post by: Cerdiar on October 27, 2010, 12:18:59 AM
What's the term used to say you're full? For some odd reason, I think that word is "fat", but that's just wrong, right? Right?
Post by: drenrin2120 on October 28, 2010, 03:54:34 AM
I can't stand EV training.
Post by: ellie-is on October 28, 2010, 01:22:49 PM
Whats the thing that has to be done?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on October 28, 2010, 09:08:17 PM
Since when?
Post by: PROGUY on October 29, 2010, 01:01:30 PM
Where is Mr. Potatohead?
Post by: zuhane on October 29, 2010, 01:05:21 PM
What is RPG Maker?
Post by: PROGUY on October 29, 2010, 01:13:11 PM
Why are teddy bears cute?
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on October 29, 2010, 01:29:55 PM
Why are kittens trying to take over the world?
Post by: PROGUY on October 30, 2010, 02:47:22 AM
Why does it feel like I'm watching anime porn in the new Japanese games?
Post by: Muraiko on October 30, 2010, 02:07:30 PM
Why are you charging me four bucks for a small bag of potato chips? There are only five chips in it!
Post by: MissingName on October 30, 2010, 05:35:31 PM
Why are the Mormons hounding me?
Post by: drenrin2120 on October 31, 2010, 12:15:49 AM
Does metal mario eat metal cupcakes?
Post by: Cerdiar on November 01, 2010, 02:13:25 AM
So, if animals can grow new traits over millions of years, why don't we humans start breathing underwater, so we can have the traits of fish?
Post by: PROGUY on November 01, 2010, 01:03:19 PM
Is the following sentence 24.8% true?
"Your friend's cousin is a douchebag."
Post by: Bluhman on November 01, 2010, 05:04:12 PM
What's 10 + 01 in binary!?
Post by: ellie-is on November 01, 2010, 07:20:40 PM
Why?
Post by: Muraiko on November 01, 2010, 07:21:49 PM
Why did I just answer your question with another question?
Post by: Cerdiar on November 02, 2010, 01:09:04 AM
How can I do photosynthesis?
Post by: MissingName on November 02, 2010, 06:27:14 AM
Green?
Post by: Bluhman on November 02, 2010, 06:52:20 AM
Which one of these four is not dressed like a woman?
[spoiler](http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Bluhman/COH%20Stuff/Champs/EmeraldDressthing.png) (http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Bluhman/COH%20Stuff/Champs/ChiSwords.png) (http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Bluhman/COH%20Stuff/Champs/HalloSakura.png) (http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Bluhman/COH%20Stuff/Champs/AvaDefault.png)[/spoiler]
Post by: PROGUY on November 02, 2010, 01:21:21 PM
Can turtles bite their own tail?
Post by: drenrin2120 on November 03, 2010, 03:03:28 AM
Does proguy give protips or just tips?
Post by: Bluhman on November 03, 2010, 06:04:50 AM
SNES (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8bbm-igqO8) vs Genesis? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6YHAN4NY8I)
Post by: PROGUY on November 03, 2010, 01:58:55 PM
Why am I naming my character now?
Post by: Cerdiar on November 04, 2010, 02:10:51 AM
If we can fortify food, why don't we make a food full of all nutrients, to have 100% protein, Vitamin C, and so on?
Post by: PROGUY on November 04, 2010, 01:19:56 PM
Where am I?
Post by: MissingName on November 04, 2010, 05:12:46 PM
I'll take you to the first aid station. Do you think you can make it to that truck?
Post by: Bluhman on November 04, 2010, 05:32:39 PM
WHO is the main character of METROID?
A: Ayn Rand
B: Aran Ryan
C: Andrew Ryan
D: Samus Aran
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on November 04, 2010, 08:05:11 PM
WHY WON'T THIS TEEVEE GO ON?
Post by: Cerdiar on November 04, 2010, 09:07:34 PM
Why can't we have penguins as pets???
It's true in my IMAGINATION!
Post by: PROGUY on November 05, 2010, 11:03:36 AM
How do you pronounce "Tidus"?
Post by: fruckert on November 05, 2010, 12:02:48 PM
Has it really been two years since I've joined?
Post by: Cerdiar on November 05, 2010, 12:34:49 PM
How do I teleport to a remote area?
Post by: Bluhman on November 05, 2010, 05:10:54 PM
I'm about to crash into a wall oh god WHAT DO I DO I'M NOT GOOD DRIVER
Post by: PROGUY on November 06, 2010, 09:03:12 AM
Did he die?
Post by: Cerdiar on November 07, 2010, 11:55:09 PM
What would happen if a Black Hole came by our planet?
Post by: drenrin2120 on November 08, 2010, 04:12:08 AM
herm hurr hurr arr mmm rrrt?
Post by: PROGUY on November 08, 2010, 01:24:29 PM
Arf arf?
Post by: fruckert on November 08, 2010, 01:41:43 PM
Are you a Douchebag?
Post by: PROGUY on November 09, 2010, 02:18:42 PM
What the hell is this "Indie Game Maker"?
Post by: drenrin2120 on November 10, 2010, 11:46:55 PM
Post by: MissingName on November 11, 2010, 01:34:11 AM
Can anyone else read invisible?
Post by: fruckert on November 11, 2010, 02:00:31 AM
What's the worst thing that could possibly happen to a sane man?
Besides nothing at all
Post by: drenrin2120 on November 11, 2010, 03:13:35 AM
?
Post by: PROGUY on November 11, 2010, 02:26:17 PM
Is "Hi?" a question?
Post by: MissingName on November 11, 2010, 07:37:45 PM
Ed Gein?
Post by: fruckert on November 12, 2010, 01:37:10 AM
Was anybody able to read my invisible text?
Post by: PROGUY on November 12, 2010, 04:01:51 PM
Balqweaifhawoufvgr?
Post by: Cerdiar on November 13, 2010, 02:53:55 AM
Was anybody else able to see this post?
Post by: Bluhman on November 13, 2010, 02:57:08 AM
Is it just me, or are the plotlines in Link: The Faces of Evil and The Elder Scrolls: Morrowind virtually the same?
Faces of Evil:
You're link. A prophecy tells of this link fellow being the only person in existance who could possibly defeat the evil forces of Gannon, who are ruining the island of Koridai. After he's defeated, Koridai returns to harmony and the birds begin singing. Golly.
Morrowind:
[spoiler=Because this game is actually good and you might want to play it before reading this.]You're actually a demigod known as the Nerevarine! The emperor sends you off to the island of Vvardenfel, as you are destined to have the appropriate abilities to defeat the evil forces of Dagoth Ur, who is wreaking a blight on the island. After he's defeated, Vvardenfel returns to harmony, blight storms never happen again, and Azura is happy. Golly. [/spoiler]
Post by: fruckert on November 13, 2010, 04:10:49 AM
What happened to the muffin man?
Post by: PROGUY on November 13, 2010, 01:37:27 PM
Is the sun actually square?
Post by: MissingName on November 13, 2010, 05:27:59 PM
Do green laser pointer blind you faster than red?
Post by: Cerdiar on November 13, 2010, 09:01:22 PM
Is a Black Hole coming towards Earth when we see an eclipse?
Post by: drenrin2120 on November 14, 2010, 12:32:38 AM
Are thunderstorms the result of electromagnetism or is God just bowling?
Post by: fruckert on November 14, 2010, 01:43:51 AM
Zeus get's very excited.
Would you drink purple vodka?
Post by: PROGUY on November 14, 2010, 10:00:07 AM
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Post by: drenrin2120 on November 14, 2010, 01:53:30 PM
Why did the hen stay on the same side of the road?
Post by: MissingName on November 14, 2010, 03:53:02 PM
Why is mouse?
Post by: drenrin2120 on November 16, 2010, 09:49:31 PM
Plantanes anyone?
Post by: PROGUY on November 17, 2010, 02:41:12 PM
Why?
Post by: drenrin2120 on November 19, 2010, 06:32:32 PM
One...? Or... Two?
Post by: Cerdiar on November 20, 2010, 04:17:52 AM
What is space made of???
Post by: PROGUY on November 20, 2010, 05:56:45 AM
What really is RPG Maker?
Post by: MissingName on November 20, 2010, 10:55:14 PM
Why won't this virus go away? My head hurts.
Post by: Cerdiar on November 22, 2010, 12:34:03 AM
An INACTIVE VIRUS! Get it? Hahahahaha...ahh. That was a good one.
How do you make fire???
Post by: MissingName on November 23, 2010, 12:56:41 AM
How tall is the building?
Post by: Cerdiar on November 23, 2010, 10:15:48 PM
Mathematically, use a yardstick and find the size of the actual stick and it's shadow. Then, measure the building's shadow. Find the ratio between both shadows, use that ratio to find the actual size of the building. During different times of day, the shadow will get larger/smaller. In order to avoid this, do this process quickly.
(This actually works, if you wanna get technical. Learned it, like, last year.)
I wanna go see a Black Hole. Where can I get one?
Post by: fruckert on November 24, 2010, 04:57:37 AM
What's the purpose of living?
Post by: Cerdiar on November 24, 2010, 11:08:51 PM
How can I breathe in outer space? I don't wanna choke, you know!
Post by: PROGUY on November 25, 2010, 02:02:08 PM
Is porn good for health?
Post by: Cerdiar on November 27, 2010, 05:35:54 AM
Should I desalinize my water i picked up from the sea before I drink it?
Post by: drenrin2120 on November 27, 2010, 05:28:42 PM
What are twinkies mad out of?
Post by: MissingName on November 28, 2010, 01:25:23 AM
What is... that? That thing over there?
Post by: drenrin2120 on November 28, 2010, 08:40:15 PM
What is that??
Post by: neb87 on November 29, 2010, 01:18:26 AM
That is what?
Post by: MissingName on November 29, 2010, 10:05:42 PM
Does anyone here know how do switch this damn machine off?!
Post by: PROGUY on December 01, 2010, 12:57:02 PM
How many fives are there in a five?
Post by: fruckert on December 01, 2010, 02:01:08 PM
Does anybody really play this game anymore?
Post by: Bluhman on December 01, 2010, 06:14:55 PM
What sort of person do I strike you as? (Furry, Troll, Game Creator, Artist, Critic, Spammer, What?)
Post by: Obvious Sock Account on December 01, 2010, 06:40:59 PM
Why don't you have a job? Or else, why do you?
Post by: MissingName on December 01, 2010, 07:54:52 PM
Why is dead?
Post by: drenrin2120 on December 01, 2010, 11:12:22 PM
Why do you bother?
Post by: PROGUY on December 02, 2010, 01:59:46 PM
Yes?
Post by: Bluhman on December 02, 2010, 07:24:05 PM
Can somebody tell me how to do this dance move? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gpHYAE72RA&feature=grec_index)
Post by: PROGUY on December 11, 2010, 01:15:08 PM
What is the most annoying sound in the world?
Post by: Musha on January 03, 2011, 03:53:51 AM
made you look
What is Luff?
Post by: drenrin2120 on January 11, 2011, 07:27:51 AM
Or, was it luftwaffe?
Post by: MissingName on January 13, 2011, 08:36:41 PM
How much will lighting my hand on fire hurt?
Post by: fruckert on January 13, 2011, 08:41:47 PM
What would the child of two unrelated people, who both share a sibling, call said sibling?
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on January 18, 2011, 02:00:15 AM
If you chopped up 10 cow and fed them to a different cow, how many cows are in said cow?
Post by: PROGUY on January 31, 2011, 02:24:42 AM
...Piggy schneidel?
Post by: Linkizcool on February 13, 2011, 09:04:47 PM
does base belong to all of us?
Post by: ellie-is on February 13, 2011, 10:09:14 PM
Mother, should I build the wall?
Post by: Natako on February 13, 2011, 11:27:43 PM
What will happen to the world in 2012?
Post by: MissingName on February 14, 2011, 12:25:07 AM
Why is the sky blue?
Post by: Natako on February 14, 2011, 12:35:15 AM
Where have all the cowboys gone?
Post by: PROGUY on February 23, 2011, 02:47:20 PM
Do you hate furries?
Post by: drenrin2120 on February 23, 2011, 03:09:58 PM
What will happen to the world in 2012?
CTHULU Had to say it. Some people actually believe this. Google it.
Do you hate furries?
You do hate furries.
Weelllll, sup?
Post by: Natako on February 23, 2011, 03:34:39 PM
What is love?
Post by: PROGUY on February 25, 2011, 02:46:52 PM
What is the true definition of RPG Maker?
Post by: Bluhman on February 26, 2011, 12:06:00 AM
Why am I such a girl?
Post by: Natako on February 26, 2011, 01:11:20 AM
Why is the pen mightier than the sword?
Post by: HobomasterXXX on February 26, 2011, 01:30:07 AM
Why am I so bored?
Post by: fruckert on February 26, 2011, 01:58:28 AM
Has anybody noticed that yet?
Besides Lucas?
Post by: Natako on February 26, 2011, 02:19:47 AM
Who dunnit???
Post by: fruckert on February 26, 2011, 02:21:58 AM
Apparently.
Chocolate?
Post by: Natako on February 26, 2011, 02:31:26 AM
Why do the goggles do nothing?
Post by: zuhane on February 26, 2011, 02:34:47 AM
Is it wrong to get turned on by an AC power supply?
Post by: Natako on February 26, 2011, 02:43:58 AM
Oh wait, you meant that sexually, didn't you? I guess everyone's got a fetish. /wink
I've found a witch! Shall I burn her?
Post by: luigifan33 on February 26, 2011, 04:13:05 AM
Ahem...
To be or not to be?
Post by: Bluhman on February 26, 2011, 04:26:51 AM
Is there something you want to check out here, Zach?
Post by: fruckert on February 26, 2011, 06:10:05 AM
Hello?
Hello?!
HELLO!?!?
Post by: PROGUY on February 26, 2011, 06:29:23 AM
What's up?
Post by: Bluhman on February 26, 2011, 06:46:04 AM
Let me ask my coffee.Yes.
And now, back to our regular programming.
---
Nothing much bro.
What makes me a good demoman?
Post by: zuhane on February 26, 2011, 04:44:43 PM
Why haven't I got leprosy yet? :(
Post by: Natako on February 26, 2011, 11:36:10 PM
What the heck is wrong with my brain?
Post by: mironic on February 27, 2011, 01:56:59 AM
Why the hell am i back?
Post by: luigifan33 on February 27, 2011, 11:40:44 PM
Snake?
Snake?
Post by: Natako on February 28, 2011, 01:13:55 AM
SNAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
What is the meaning of this?!
Post by: PROGUY on March 05, 2011, 07:07:58 AM
...AND I LOVE TIME PARADOXES.
Why did the (insert favorite adjective here) chicken cross the (insert favorite adjective here) road?
Post by: WarxePB on April 14, 2011, 06:07:10 AM
Why are male aliens always big and scary but female aliens are green skinned babes?
Post by: Bluhman on April 14, 2011, 09:41:47 AM
Why are they called applejacks if they don't taste like apples?
Post by: MissingName on April 14, 2011, 02:48:22 PM
Why are they called jacks? I can't lift up my car with them.
Post by: fruckert on April 15, 2011, 06:13:19 AM
Purple cavemen?
Post by: Cerebus on April 15, 2011, 06:15:27 AM
A man with no visage crosses the street. Where does he land?
Post by: Gryphon Nanaya on April 15, 2011, 11:44:29 AM
what would you do if evil dancing bananas were attacking?
Post by: WarxePB on April 15, 2011, 04:46:18 PM
Why is Minecraft so fun?
Post by: ellie-is on April 15, 2011, 06:05:03 PM
HSOWA?
Post by: Natako on April 16, 2011, 01:56:56 AM
Why can't I think up a decent question?
Post by: Cerebus on April 16, 2011, 02:06:36 AM
Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?
Post by: fruckert on April 16, 2011, 02:30:22 AM
How do I know that?
Post by: ellie-is on April 16, 2011, 02:59:41 AM
You're HIS sister?
Post by: Natako on April 16, 2011, 03:07:26 AM
Why does the sun rise?
Post by: WarxePB on April 16, 2011, 03:10:37 AM
Fuckin magnets, how do they work?
Post by: fruckert on April 16, 2011, 03:17:47 AM
ShOuLd I tAlK lIkE tHiS fRoM nOw On?
Post by: ellie-is on April 16, 2011, 03:43:37 AM
Should I get the whole shebang?
Post by: fruckert on April 16, 2011, 11:50:17 AM
What did she say?
Post by: Natako on April 16, 2011, 05:13:42 PM
Why do 90% of anime-styled men look like women?
Post by: WarxePB on April 18, 2011, 08:46:55 PM
Who framed Roger Rabbit?
Post by: ellie-is on April 18, 2011, 08:51:09 PM
Who Rramed togeR baRbit?
Post by: Cerebus on April 18, 2011, 11:37:27 PM
For whom the bell tolls?
Post by: ellie-is on April 18, 2011, 11:50:44 PM
What's in for me?
Post by: WarxePB on April 23, 2011, 03:57:18 AM
Why does the person below me suck so much?
Post by: Cerebus on April 23, 2011, 04:01:39 AM
Why is the last poster before me so mean?
Post by: Natako on April 23, 2011, 04:21:42 AM
What happens if you combine alcohol with sleeping medication?
Post by: WarxePB on April 23, 2011, 09:33:10 PM
How long does it take to run around the world in 80 days?
Post by: Natako on April 24, 2011, 03:34:03 AM
Why won't it stop raining?
Post by: WarxePB on April 25, 2011, 12:31:27 AM
Do androids dream of electric sheep?
Post by: drenrin2120 on April 25, 2011, 01:16:47 AM
How will modern country music change the world forever?
Post by: Emerates on April 25, 2011, 02:23:21 AM
On what grounds are this man being charged?
Post by: drenrin2120 on April 25, 2011, 07:24:29 PM
That wasn't even funny, right?
Post by: Natako on April 25, 2011, 07:47:38 PM
Who is the man who committed all of these heinous crimes?
Post by: WarxePB on April 25, 2011, 10:52:16 PM
Sex?
Post by: ellie-is on April 26, 2011, 12:37:14 AM
Zergs?
Post by: fruckert on April 26, 2011, 01:32:28 AM
Who's world?
Post by: WarxePB on April 26, 2011, 03:49:07 AM
How do I shot web?
Post by: drenrin2120 on May 04, 2011, 06:43:36 AM
Why do my friends remember the name's of actors so god damn well and I can't???
Post by: MissingName on May 04, 2011, 03:10:19 PM
Mommy, must I eat this entire egg?
Post by: fruckert on May 04, 2011, 11:55:52 PM
Am I really that feminine?
Post by: Bluhman on May 05, 2011, 06:33:55 AM
Why do I find grilled cheese so ****ing sexy?
Post by: Natako on May 05, 2011, 03:34:38 PM
What will happen when the universe aligns?
Post by: fruckert on May 06, 2011, 01:13:57 AM
Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nynynynynynynyny nyan nyan nyan?
Post by: PROGUY on May 07, 2011, 06:32:40 AM
...Woof woof?
Post by: WarxePB on May 07, 2011, 05:22:20 PM
Yes, I just repeated your previous answer. What're you gonna do about it?
Post by: fruckert on May 08, 2011, 02:30:00 AM
What is most awesome in life?
Post by: Cerebus on May 08, 2011, 02:51:30 AM
Why are they called hamburgers? Isn't "ham" related to pork while burgers generally have beef?
Post by: Natako on May 08, 2011, 04:24:33 AM
Badger badger badger badger?
Post by: WarxePB on May 08, 2011, 05:19:53 AM
Will you believe in the me that believes in you?
Post by: fruckert on May 08, 2011, 05:31:08 AM
Yes?
Post by: MissingName on May 08, 2011, 03:22:28 PM
How old is this watch?
Post by: fruckert on May 08, 2011, 03:25:29 PM
Go kill the bastard that sold you this fake watch? Y/N
Post by: Natako on May 09, 2011, 12:31:24 AM
*Revs up chainsaw.*
Where should I hide the corpse?
Post by: PROGUY on May 09, 2011, 03:02:53 PM
What seasoning should we put on it?
Post by: drenrin2120 on May 12, 2011, 10:45:41 PM
How well should we cook it?
Post by: ellie-is on May 12, 2011, 11:01:51 PM
***?
Post by: WarxePB on May 12, 2011, 11:08:12 PM
If I paid you Tuesday, would you give me a hamburger today?
Post by: Natako on May 13, 2011, 03:10:24 AM
What is the greatest thing ever to exist?
Post by: MissingName on May 13, 2011, 12:28:46 PM
Is this sword sharp?
Post by: PROGUY on May 14, 2011, 05:04:59 AM
Is this the Krusty Crab?
Post by: ellie-is on May 14, 2011, 01:42:39 PM
Why did the silly bot forget to ask a question?
Post by: fruckert on May 14, 2011, 01:58:11 PM
Is this a question, or a statement.
Post by: ellie-is on May 14, 2011, 02:05:05 PM
Why did the road cross the chicken?
Post by: WarxePB on May 14, 2011, 08:26:18 PM
Who is John Galt?
Post by: ellie-is on May 14, 2011, 08:37:11 PM
How many roads must a man walk down before he can get a sex change?
Post by: WarxePB on May 17, 2011, 06:58:31 AM
Why do Seltzer and Friedberg keep making movies?
Post by: fruckert on May 17, 2011, 02:51:31 PM
Why didn't Warxe answer "Sai Road" to Lucas' question?
Post by: WarxePB on May 17, 2011, 05:25:59 PM
If a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, who is the driver?
Post by: ellie-is on May 20, 2011, 05:16:50 PM
What was dat hippie smoking?
Post by: PROGUY on May 21, 2011, 02:35:10 PM
What is RPG Maker?
Post by: fruckert on May 21, 2011, 05:15:40 PM
Why did you even come to this forum, then?
Post by: PROGUY on May 22, 2011, 08:36:34 AM
Can I put the above reply into my pretty sig?
Post by: ellie-is on May 23, 2011, 09:20:14 PM
Why are there two kinds of signatures?
Post by: WarxePB on May 27, 2011, 07:40:14 PM
What is love?
Post by: Natako on May 28, 2011, 03:42:11 AM
What will happen if I push this big red button?
Post by: Bluhman on May 28, 2011, 06:53:15 AM
Why do they call him Megaman when he's clearly a boy? Why is it also that Bomberman is named such when he isn't really a man or human either?
Post by: ellie-is on May 28, 2011, 07:57:26 PM
Why do I lie?
Post by: WarxePB on May 29, 2011, 02:12:37 AM
Derp?
Post by: PROGUY on May 29, 2011, 04:09:56 PM
Beer?
Post by: WarxePB on May 30, 2011, 08:52:47 PM
Continued skepticism?
Post by: RockJohnAxe on June 01, 2011, 02:34:06 PM
I originally had 15 but what happened to my six?
Post by: fruckert on June 01, 2011, 10:10:48 PM
Why is nobody clever anymore?
Post by: PROGUY on June 02, 2011, 02:01:09 PM
Who never thought it would be him?
Post by: Natako on June 03, 2011, 01:02:32 AM
Who are you?!
Post by: Cerebus on June 03, 2011, 01:03:38 AM
Who let the dogs out?
Post by: WarxePB on June 03, 2011, 04:09:28 PM
Is everything squishier with cephalopods?
Post by: MissingName on June 03, 2011, 11:18:02 PM
Does applesauce hurt?
Post by: fruckert on June 03, 2011, 11:31:30 PM
Seriously, **** hurts.
Is peanut butter nasty or what?
* Questions do not necessarily mirror the views of Fruckert. They are just jokes.
Post by: PROGUY on June 08, 2011, 02:15:37 PM
Where's the cheese?
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on June 18, 2011, 03:36:55 PM
Is cheese comes form cows, and milk comes from cows... then where does Mayo come from?
Post by: fruckert on June 18, 2011, 05:55:43 PM
It's not a very pretty sight.
Vi amo estas lunon?
[/awfulGrammar]
Post by: WarxePB on June 19, 2011, 12:50:06 AM
Is Archem a rock star from Mars?
Post by: ellie-is on June 19, 2011, 01:28:11 AM
Why is Archem not from a real planet?
Post by: fruckert on June 19, 2011, 02:55:16 AM
Would you like to see me lick my wenis?
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on June 19, 2011, 10:52:30 PM
What type of bear is best?
Post by: Bluhman on June 21, 2011, 05:34:50 AM
WOULD YOU PLAY THIS GAME? (http://www.familyguyonline.com/)
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on June 22, 2011, 01:04:50 AM
Post by: fruckert on June 22, 2011, 04:25:37 AM
What the hell is that?
Post by: Natako on June 22, 2011, 05:42:09 PM
Why do bugs enjoy biting my hands?
Post by: PROGUY on June 23, 2011, 03:05:11 PM
What is Game Maker?
Post by: WarxePB on June 23, 2011, 09:03:23 PM
What would happen if I threw a flashbang at a vampire?
Post by: PROGUY on June 25, 2011, 09:07:40 AM
Are these guys serious? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onigDBucFVk)
Post by: ellie-is on July 13, 2011, 05:30:48 PM
How did platypuses evolve??
Post by: fruckert on July 13, 2011, 06:59:08 PM
Mrow?
Post by: PROGUY on July 14, 2011, 01:23:33 PM
...So how are you doing this fine evening?
Post by: drenrin2120 on July 27, 2011, 02:25:03 AM
Why, of WHY, are pants no longer referred to as pantaloons???
Post by: fruckert on July 27, 2011, 03:06:15 AM
You ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Post by: ellie-is on July 27, 2011, 03:50:02 AM
Geckoman, geckoman. Friendly neighboordhood geckoman?
Post by: PROGUY on July 29, 2011, 01:03:00 PM
What will Pikachu do?
Post by: ellie-is on July 29, 2011, 02:48:58 PM
Fuck yes?
Post by: drenrin2120 on August 10, 2011, 04:43:49 PM
Oh yeah?
Post by: fruckert on August 11, 2011, 12:41:26 AM
Why is the Kool-Aid man always red?
Post by: Natako on August 11, 2011, 12:49:44 AM
How I would gambling? (http://www.angelfire.com/rings/ttt-subtitles/100-120/two-towers-06.jpg)
Post by: PROGUY on September 03, 2011, 07:00:35 AM
Where is RPG Maker?
Post by: fruckert on September 03, 2011, 08:41:36 AM
If I attack you for 16 damage, plus a couple poison counters, as well as making all my creatures invulnerable, does that make me an ***hole?
Post by: PROGUY on September 03, 2011, 12:14:15 PM
No?
Post by: ellie-is on September 03, 2011, 02:25:03 PM
TRAP CARD!?
Post by: fruckert on September 03, 2011, 09:09:01 PM
Should you ever play poker with a magician?
Post by: drenrin2120 on September 03, 2011, 10:46:17 PM
Banana steak bread?
Post by: PROGUY on September 04, 2011, 08:29:50 AM
Madness?
Post by: fruckert on September 04, 2011, 09:13:33 AM
My dear chaps, wouldst you appreciate a good bout of fisticuffs?
Post by: PROGUY on September 08, 2011, 02:54:34 PM
Do you want a fresh lemon?
Post by: greenraven on August 12, 2012, 01:28:05 PM
Why did people stop playing these forum games?
Post by: fruckert on August 12, 2012, 08:48:20 PM
Why, oh why, did the mockingbird cry?
Post by: Natako on August 13, 2012, 01:15:26 AM
Where do socks go when you lose them in the wash?
Post by: Cerebus on August 22, 2012, 12:35:41 AM
How do you sleep at night, knowing what you did?
Post by: greenraven on August 22, 2012, 12:37:35 AM
What's a claymore?
Post by: fruckert on August 22, 2012, 03:53:49 AM
It's a very suicidal technique.
Derp darp ferp dep da deep?
Post by: Natako on August 22, 2012, 04:25:51 AM
How do I create the greatest game ever?
Post by: ellie-is on August 22, 2012, 04:29:05 AM
99 luftaballons?
Post by: greenraven on August 22, 2012, 04:45:32 AM
Por que?
Post by: Natako on August 22, 2012, 06:36:10 AM
How is this possible?!
Post by: greenraven on August 22, 2012, 06:42:35 AM
Oh god why?!
Post by: Cerebus on August 22, 2012, 10:59:32 AM
Ah Allah how!?
Post by: greenraven on August 22, 2012, 12:31:21 PM
Where's the best place to find a dried up ocean?
Post by: Natako on August 22, 2012, 04:38:29 PM
Oh, I wonder, wonder, what's in a wonderball?
Post by: greenraven on August 22, 2012, 04:45:23 PM
It's 2012, where are my goddamn hovercars?! D:<
Post by: fruckert on August 22, 2012, 05:05:44 PM
Bacon?
Post by: greenraven on August 22, 2012, 05:16:47 PM
Why are there two versions of pokemon despite that there are always THREE starters? O_O
Post by: Natako on August 22, 2012, 05:38:33 PM
Why do I get this sinking feeling that something's about to happen?
Post by: greenraven on August 22, 2012, 06:03:04 PM
Who woulda thunk it?
Post by: Natako on August 22, 2012, 06:22:54 PM
Why do some things have to be so needlessly complicated?!
Post by: greenraven on August 22, 2012, 06:28:06 PM
Where's Waldo?
Post by: Natako on August 22, 2012, 06:35:47 PM
Why don't aliens wear purple hats?
Post by: greenraven on August 22, 2012, 06:54:14 PM
Mios dios! El Diablo?
Post by: Bluhman on August 25, 2012, 02:12:58 AM
Do they speak English in What?
Post by: MissingName on August 25, 2012, 03:21:17 AM
(Yes, that is both my answer and question)
Post by: Natako on August 25, 2012, 03:28:40 AM
Why did Atlantis sink?
Post by: greenraven on August 25, 2012, 04:16:49 AM
What's the deal with the sudden burst of bull hormones in the air on charas lately?