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Off-Topic => All of all! => Forum gaming => Topic started by: DarkFlood2 on July 25, 2006, 02:27:58 AM

Title: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: DarkFlood2 on July 25, 2006, 02:27:58 AM

Here is how this game works:

Person1: I wish that Tingle wasn't in Wind Waker.

Person2: Granted, but the map is 10x bigger and you have to find the triforce maps yourself.
Person2: I wish..

And so on.

I wish that the Megaman series came out with something new.

EDIT BY WARXE: 'Videogame' part of the title removed, since everyone was going OT anyways. Shame on you all. _veryangry_

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Post by: Tomi on July 25, 2006, 02:31:11 AM

Something new comes out.  It sucks.

I wish Pokemon and Yugioh combined to make a new game...

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Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 25, 2006, 02:34:18 AM

That way, you can play with yourself in a whole new way.

I wish Cloud didn't have a sword that was clearly compensating for something.

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Post by: DarkFlood2 on July 25, 2006, 02:39:36 AM

Granted, but now cloud fights with... himself.
<_<
>_>

I wish that the final fantasy series was ported to gamecube.

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Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 25, 2006, 02:55:25 AM

Because playing as Sephiroth on Super Smash Bros is just a plain cool idea.

I'd like it if Final Fantasy made a main character that didn't have the same haircut or haircolor for once, like Squall.

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Post by: Archem on July 25, 2006, 04:56:12 AM

Granted. But now the generic, boring, random townsfolky characters draw more attention than the main character does.

I wish that Spore was out... And complete...

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Post by: MrMister on July 25, 2006, 04:58:26 AM

Granted, but all the appendages you can add to your creatures become penises.

I wish the original Digimon World was remade for PS3.

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Post by: Drace on July 25, 2006, 05:34:12 AM

Granted. No corruption cause I just frickin' loved that game.

I wish for an MGS4 demo. And don't say that it sucks, cause it's Metal Gear Solid ffs...

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Post by: Dragoon de Sol on July 25, 2006, 05:51:15 AM

Granted, but you play as MGS 2's Raiden due to lack of completion.

I wish...That the Goemon's Grand Adventure series of games were in english.

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Post by: Bluhman on July 25, 2006, 06:06:31 AM

Granted. They're in BROKEN english.

I wish Zero Wing was translated to french.

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Post by: Oi on July 25, 2006, 07:17:44 AM

Granted. But it had bad grammar and wasn't complete XD.

I wish FFIII DS and Zelda PH would come out ... ... ...

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Post by: oozaru on July 25, 2006, 10:12:46 AM

granted(i do too) but when you put in the game card your system explodes and they have a total recall of the game and decide to not fix it.

I wish someone would make a online version of kirby nightmare in dreamland.  :D

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Post by: DarkFlood2 on July 25, 2006, 12:25:45 PM

Granted, but they charge $49.95 per month.

I wish that Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess comes out sooner.

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Post by: WarxePB on July 25, 2006, 02:01:27 PM

Granted, but the Wiimote makes it literally unplayable.

I wish that Final Fantasy XII sucks.

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Post by: Xecoa on July 25, 2006, 02:43:45 PM

Granted, it sucks so bad that Square Enix decides to cancel it and re-make the best RPG ever, Final Fantasy VII

I wish that the Grand Theft Auto series would turn into Grand Theft Teletubbies

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Post by: Tomi on July 25, 2006, 02:50:35 PM

n00bs steal Lala's ball and Poe's scooter.

I wish they would make a Charas Pub game.

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Post by: RuneBlade on July 25, 2006, 03:02:03 PM

Granted, but it wont feature multiplayer.

I wish the MMZ series would use the original model for Zero

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Post by: WarxePB on July 25, 2006, 03:17:21 PM

Granted, but the sprites are 8-bit and have horrible animation.

I wish they made a massive company crossover fighting game (like Smash Bros, but with non-Ninty characters)

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Post by: Dragoon de Sol on July 25, 2006, 03:26:16 PM

Granted, but they feature all of Konai's failures.


I wish...that Final Fantasy IX had a sequel.

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Post by: Drace on July 25, 2006, 03:37:29 PM

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Originally posted by Dragoon de Sol
Granted, but you play as MGS 2's Raiden due to lack of completion.

I wish...That the Goemon's Grand Adventure series of games were in english.

I liked Raiden...

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Post by: Tomi on July 25, 2006, 03:50:18 PM

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Originally posted by Dragoon de Sol
Granted, but they feature all of Konai's failures.


I wish...that Final Fantasy IX had a sequel.

Granted, but its actually a prequel.  (which I would definitely like to see)

I wish Mario wasn't fat.

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Post by: DarkFlood2 on July 25, 2006, 04:01:15 PM

Granted, but now Mario makes crappier games.

I wish runescape would die.

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Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 25, 2006, 04:04:50 PM

Granted, but now I wouldn't be amazed at people who can play it for more then 10 minutes without wanting ti kill themselves.

I wish FF:CC didn't require a GBA for multiplayer.

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Post by: WarxePB on July 25, 2006, 04:11:00 PM

Granted, it now requires $200 worth of new equipment.

I wish that WoW would spontaneously combust.

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Post by: DarkFlood2 on July 25, 2006, 04:29:11 PM

Granted, but it is replaced by an even cheesier, easier, and more cliche MMORPG.

I wish that the Wii would come out sooner.

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Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 25, 2006, 05:26:00 PM

That way we can play "suck that cock" the way it's ment to be played.

I wish Shadow Hearts didn't have a main character that's 21 years old but acted and looks like a 15 year old that hasn't gone through pu....

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Post by: Tomi on July 25, 2006, 05:27:38 PM

*unzips pants*

I wish they made a video game system that can play all the games ever made.

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Post by: drenrin2120 on July 25, 2006, 06:18:42 PM

Granted, but it's so glitchy and buggy that you kick it's over heated *** one day, causing it to explode hot melted plastic all over your face, permanently scarring you and preventing any poon from tangin' in your apartment.

I wish I had a Twix.
Oh... video games, right.
I wish I had a Twix.

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Post by: MrMister on July 25, 2006, 06:25:50 PM

Granted, but it's a 'reject' Twix thrown out at the assembly line because it wasn't all in the mix.

I wish I could pick up all 195 countries in the Katamari Damacy credits.

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Post by: Dragoon de Sol on July 26, 2006, 05:59:54 AM

Granted, but they add a 196th at the last second.


I wish Street Fighter would never had gone 3D.

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Post by: Bluhman on July 26, 2006, 06:56:26 AM

Granted. It went 1D instead.

I wish MMORPGS of all kinds didn't cost any money.

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Post by: Dragoon de Sol on July 26, 2006, 07:18:43 AM

Granted but MMORPGs went the way of the dodo.


I wish Ragnarok Online had less character classes.

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Post by: WarxePB on July 26, 2006, 01:13:49 PM

Granted. Now there's only one: sexual predator.

I wish that Tales of Symphonia didn't have so many plotholes.

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Post by: oooog on July 26, 2006, 01:22:35 PM

Granted, the game has just holes now.  Go on, jump in one.

I wish there would be a sequel to Shaq-Fu.

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on July 26, 2006, 06:26:48 PM

Wish granted, but it's called fag-fu.

I wish Original NES Series: Super Mario Bros. didn't cost 47.99$.

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Post by: MrMister on July 26, 2006, 06:35:57 PM

Granted, but it still sucks if you aren't 6.

I wish Fight Club the game was awesome in every way just like the movie.

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Post by: drenrin2120 on July 26, 2006, 06:42:09 PM

Granted, but it's too awesome for you your console to handle and it sizzles to death.

I wish they invented hologram video games... yes... like in star trek...

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Post by: Tomi on July 27, 2006, 01:06:52 AM

Granted, but now you get raped by a hologram.

I wish I wish I was a fish, in a video game.

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Post by: Linkizcool on July 27, 2006, 01:14:15 AM

Granted, you can be like that fishie you catch in a bottle in OoT.

I wish I could go to Mars...

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Post by: MrMister on July 27, 2006, 01:16:30 AM

Granted, but instead of going to Mars, you get raped by a rabbi in a dark alley.

I wish they made a Fallout MMO that actually existed.

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Post by: Ace of Spades on July 27, 2006, 04:04:04 AM

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Originally posted by Tomi
n00bs steal Lala's ball and Poe's scooter.

I wish they would make a Charas Pub game.

Along with it not being multiplayer, Drace is the main character.

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Post by: Drace on July 27, 2006, 05:41:45 AM

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Originally posted by Ace of Spades

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Originally posted by Tomi n00bs steal Lala's ball and Poe's scooter. I wish they would make a Charas Pub game.

Along with it not being multiplayer, Drace is the main character.

What's wrong with me being the main character? TELL ME!!!

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Post by: Tomi on July 27, 2006, 05:36:43 PM

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Originally posted by Drace

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Originally posted by Ace of Spades quote: Originally posted by Tomi n00bs steal Lala's ball and Poe's scooter. I wish they would make a Charas Pub game. Along with it not being multiplayer, Drace is the main character.

What's wrong with me being the main character? TELL ME!!!

Everything.  I should be the main character.

Granted, but it just plain sucks.

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Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 27, 2006, 06:01:47 PM

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Originally posted by MrMister
Granted, but instead of going to Mars, you get raped by a rabbi in a dark alley.

I wish they made a Fallout MMO that actually existed.

Granted, but THERE IS NO GOD.

I wish Metal Tears sucks more then it actually does.

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on July 27, 2006, 06:05:06 PM

I'm afraid that wish has already been granted.

I wish I could actually finish one of my RPG Makerprojects and it's actually decent.

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Post by: MrMister on July 27, 2006, 06:24:10 PM

Ok, but it isn't decent.
Ha.

I wish my car had a PS2 in the back seat.

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Post by: Tomi on July 27, 2006, 06:34:56 PM

Granted, but the sun is out and it gets so hot in your car that the PS2 melts.

I wish Gameboy advance made good games.

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Post by: Jek on July 27, 2006, 08:56:42 PM

granted, but the game would need another few screens and a calculator

i hope for a game that you cant lose or win or not fight halfway through. and with sepheroth in it ^.^

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Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 27, 2006, 10:02:13 PM

Granted, but the fool/s who make it will called it: Jek RPG.

I wish the joystick had more functions. Not including spitting white stuff at you.

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Post by: oooog on July 27, 2006, 10:21:09 PM

Granted, one of the features was death.

I wish .Hack// would make a real MMORPG.

(I didn't read the other ones, so if this one was already said, my bad.)

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Post by: Bluhman on July 28, 2006, 06:48:22 AM

Granted. Mr.Hack// makes the "Mutilated, Massive Organ Runny, Pink, and Gross" Game.

I wish You needed a liscense to drive a car in a video game.

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Post by: Dragoon de Sol on July 28, 2006, 07:50:19 AM

Granetd, but you have to be 37 to qualify for one.

I wish Batman had a good game on the market.

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Post by: WarxePB on July 29, 2006, 12:12:55 AM

Granted, but it's an edutainment game, such as Batman Teaches Math.

I wish that Zelda DS doesn't suck.

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Post by: Razor on July 29, 2006, 12:35:59 AM

It does, but now the economy does.

I wish Jesus was in his own game.

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Post by: Dragoon de Sol on July 29, 2006, 01:17:27 AM

Granted, but the only ending involves an FMV entitled crucify this, and the game is baned due to religious activists.

I wish religion was taken out of games.

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Post by: Tomi on July 29, 2006, 01:29:23 AM

Granted, but you lose all summons.

I wish Halo 2 allowed names longer than 16 characters so my name could be "i shoot missles lol"

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Post by: DarkFlood2 on July 29, 2006, 01:46:57 AM

Granted, but you lose the ability to dual wield.

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Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 29, 2006, 02:53:39 AM

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Originally posted by Razor
I wish Jesus was in his own game.

http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/5914/randomz0093cw.jpg

I believe the 'granted' explains itself.

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Post by: Dragoon de Sol on July 29, 2006, 04:23:56 AM

Thank you Soul Calibur 3!

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on July 30, 2006, 03:18:25 PM

I wish Xbox games were able to be played on the computer without needing to mod the Xbox first.

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Post by: WarxePB on July 30, 2006, 04:07:07 PM

Granted, but Xbox games go up $100 in price.

I wish that a big gaming company would remake A Blurred Line with full 3D and stuff.

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Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 30, 2006, 04:46:23 PM

Granted, but A Blurred Line stunk.

I wish they made a game where you were a Jew in a random camp and you had to get away from the camp or risk certain death.

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Post by: Big_Duke on July 30, 2006, 06:16:04 PM

Fine but it sucks cause there's a magical fairy called bob who get's you out when the game starts.

I wish there was a game where you could create anybody and play as he/she/it through the entire game with a sword or gun or magic or whatever

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Post by: WarxePB on July 30, 2006, 06:43:50 PM

Granted, but the game is only 5 minutes long.

I wish that the PS3 would cost $1500.

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Post by: DarkFlood2 on July 30, 2006, 06:55:59 PM

Granted, but Sony becomes even more arrogant and stupid about it.

I wish that none of the main characters in Final Fantasy used a bladed weapon.

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Post by: Jek on July 30, 2006, 07:03:24 PM

granted, but only ranged weapons can be use(no sword gun either)

i wish for a system that comes with an intenet connection(no monthly payments)

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Post by: WarxePB on July 30, 2006, 07:05:49 PM

Granted, but it's called the Wii.

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Post by: aboutasoandthis on July 30, 2006, 07:29:18 PM

I wish Sakaguchi didn't leave Square and Final Fantasy, while taking Uematsu with him.

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Post by: Apex on July 30, 2006, 07:32:30 PM

Granted, but now Nobuo Uematsu composes Emo music for all the new games.

I wish for a classic, unopened and mint condition copy of Barney's hide and go seek, for the Sega Genesis.

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Post by: Big_Duke on July 30, 2006, 08:55:42 PM

Granted but it costs $99,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 dollars and 99 cents. And to buy it you gotta wait 99,999,999,999,999 years and 11 month for it to come in the mail.

I wish that the composer of Indigo Prophecy makes the music for all cool games in the world and that that wish does not have anything emo-like about it.

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Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 30, 2006, 09:56:30 PM

Granted, but WTF is Indigo Prophecy?

I wish there was a game where you can go around blasting enemies called 'noobz' other then Unreal Turny and the likes.

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Post by: Dragoon de Sol on July 30, 2006, 10:07:18 PM

Granted, but the final boss completely PWNS you everytime.

I wish the Wii would come out and didn't suck.

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Post by: MrMister on July 30, 2006, 10:28:37 PM

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Originally posted by Big_Duke
Fine but it sucks cause there's a magical fairy called bob who get's you out when the game starts.

I wish there was a game where you could create anybody and play as he/she/it through the entire game with a sword or gun or magic or whatever

Graffiti Kingdom
http://www.gamespot.com/ps2/rpg/graffitikingdom/index.html

The 5 minutes long thing isn't that far from the truth, though.

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Post by: Emerates on July 30, 2006, 11:18:42 PM

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Originally posted by Dragoon de Sol
Granted, but the final boss completely PWNS you everytime.

I wish the Wii would come out and didn't suck.

Granted, but then the games are made so well that you can't buy anything but the launch for 2 years and a day.

I wish there was a game that had no plot/story and let you do whatever you wanted.

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Post by: Big_Duke on July 30, 2006, 11:34:30 PM

There already is, Life.
(Which yours I'm about to end!!!*Stabs Emerates*)

I wish all my wishes were corruption free!

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Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 30, 2006, 11:35:56 PM

Granted, but fags are corrupted to begin with.

I wish Charas Forum had it's own published game.

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Post by: FFL2and3rocks on July 30, 2006, 11:39:12 PM

Granted, but the game sucks major ***.

I wish the PS3 will cost less.

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Post by: Emerates on July 30, 2006, 11:40:18 PM

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I wish Charas Forum had it's own published game.

Granted, but then Big Duke's chara would be shot everytime he respawned.  (Is that actually a corruption or a correction?)

I wish there was a gaming console made of Lego's and Elmer's glue.

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Post by: Big_Duke on July 30, 2006, 11:57:37 PM

Already is, the first atari console ever(Please no sue)

I wish there was an awesome console(that had no downsides and it costs $1 and has awesome graphics and they never run out of stock and it has the best games ever that cost a dollar that have no downsides and that nothing bad would happen to me and it because it shield me from any danger or thief and that nobody can corrupt this wish and let it come true!)

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Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 30, 2006, 11:59:36 PM

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Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks
I wish the PS3 will cost less.

Granted, but every buyer must be Carrot Top's sex slave for a week.

I wish (insert randomness)

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Post by: Big_Duke on July 31, 2006, 12:05:36 AM

Granted you will now have sex with your computer

I wish somebody will answer my previous wish

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Post by: Emerates on July 31, 2006, 12:07:56 AM

Granted, but they will never tell you the answer because that wish was way too long and the makers lost interest.... and too much money on the products.

I wish there was a game where Big Duke wouldn't make stupid wishes.

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Post by: Apex on July 31, 2006, 12:41:27 AM

Granted, but now I make stupid wishes.

I WNAT A FF7 REMAK WIT WAI TWO REVIVE AERIS N CLOUD GET BIGER SORD!!!!!!11111one1111

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Post by: Red Giant on July 31, 2006, 01:00:22 AM

Granted, but now if you die in the game FRANKIE MUNIZ DIES IN REAL LIFE

I wish video games costed zero moneys

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Post by: Tomi on July 31, 2006, 01:06:18 AM

Granted, but now they cost your life.

I wish Cloud didn't think his past was actually the past of Zack.

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Post by: Apex on July 31, 2006, 01:10:40 AM

Wish Granted, now he thinks he is Squall.

A game where I get a Billion dollars, and it's transfered to real life. It is fully spendable in all countries, planets, non toxic, non living or deadly to me or anyone else in anyway at all.

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Post by: Tomi on July 31, 2006, 01:14:36 AM

Granted, but thats not really a wish, its a statement.

I wish there was a MMORPG Tetris game.

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Post by: WarxePB on July 31, 2006, 01:39:11 AM

Granted. But Massively Multiplayer Tetris just doesn't work.

I wish that RPGs would bend to my will.

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Post by: Apex on July 31, 2006, 01:42:22 AM

Done, except they Will bend YOU over.

I wish my thumb had a built in video game, that I could play anywhere, and didn't require power.

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Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 31, 2006, 01:52:55 AM

Granted, but it's quality is worse then 8-bit.

I wish Utada music was used in more then just Kingdom Hearts (aka, Simple And Clean/ My Sanctuary. )

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Post by: MrMister on July 31, 2006, 02:02:40 AM

Ok, but it continues to be gay.
I wish they made another Futurama game.

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Post by: Apex on July 31, 2006, 02:04:56 AM

They already did, it came out 20 years ago..

I wish I had a gameshark for real life.

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Post by: Razor on July 31, 2006, 05:33:22 AM

Granted, it's from the game Jaws and it eats you.

I wish Batman killed everyone.
And made it into a game.

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on July 31, 2006, 11:55:38 AM

Wish granted, but Batman gets cancer.

I wish.

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Post by: Jek on July 31, 2006, 06:57:30 PM

Granted, but the . is replaced by a :

I wish that there was a grand theft carriage.(midevil version of grand theft auto)

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Post by: Razor on July 31, 2006, 08:26:09 PM

Granted, but the game and console it goes on is also Mideval. Enjoy your book.

I wish Mario was black, y'all.

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Post by: Bluhman on July 31, 2006, 08:43:30 PM

Granted. Mario now wears black like me! Go suits!

I wish Sonic wore some DAMN PANTS!

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on July 31, 2006, 08:45:30 PM

They're purple leather pants.

I wish Fable was longer.

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Post by: I Have a Sandwich on July 31, 2006, 08:47:43 PM

It becomes longer, but it becomes so long it eats itself.

I wish that Gilder and Vash were both in one game, and kicked ***.

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Post by: WarxePB on August 01, 2006, 12:09:25 AM

Granted, but it's a gay love sim.

I wish that Mario and Sonic were in a game together.

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Post by: aboutasoandthis on August 01, 2006, 12:16:45 AM

Granted. They're both in the next Pokemon game.

I wish there was a version of Burnout with some Hip-Hop music.

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Post by: Archem on August 01, 2006, 12:44:02 AM

Granted, but now it's completely boring.

I wish they would make a sequal to the PC Far Cry. Cuz I don't have no XBox 360.

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Post by: Meiscool-2 on August 01, 2006, 05:05:41 AM

Granted, but now all the PCs suddenly transform into Xbox 360s.

I wish charas had emo emotes. Off topic? Yes.

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Post by: Dragoon de Sol on August 01, 2006, 05:19:01 AM

Granted, but they're all the same wrist slicing emoticons, only with different hair styles.

I wish the blood in video games was blue :D

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Post by: Archem on August 01, 2006, 06:43:36 AM

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Granted, but now all the PCs suddenly transform into Xbox 360s.

Well, that kills two birds with one stone, eh?
 
Granted. You sick commie bastard.

I hope that Rare makes a sequal worth of carrying on the name of Conker's Bad Fur Day (N64 version, of course!)

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Post by: Razor on August 01, 2006, 08:06:29 AM

Granted, but you can NEVER play it. Only be told about how ABSOLUTELY AWESOME it is by your loud mouth friends and family who play it every day and tell you about it twice as often.

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Post by: Meiscool-2 on August 01, 2006, 04:47:13 PM

Funny how a company, named Rare, hasn't put out a good game in five years.

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Post by: Tomi on August 02, 2006, 12:21:03 AM

I couldn't find the last wish, so I'll go.

I wish super monkey ball didn't suck balls.

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Post by: WarxePB on August 02, 2006, 12:33:43 AM

Granted. Now they suck bananas.

I wish that Charas was a video game.

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Post by: Emerates on August 02, 2006, 12:44:54 AM

Granted, but you're not in it.

I wish there was a game that actually gave me training for real life instead of making me sit on my *** all day and re-develope scoliosis.

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Post by: drenrin2120 on August 02, 2006, 12:58:29 AM

Granted, and lucky you! You've been randomly selected and asked to take part in the testing. You sign a waiver and contract without reading it, who reads that crap anyways when they're paying you 5000 bucks? Unfortunately, the testing goes horribly wrong. You are the sole survivor out of a hundred test subjects. You're limbs have all been severed off completely... Lucky you indeed.

I wish they made a game that allowed you to make food.... food you could actually eat... yum.

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Post by: elementalhero76 on August 02, 2006, 01:01:41 AM

granted.. but you end up in adeadend job and still siot on your *** developing silrosis or however its spelled. :badboy:

I wish sega made a Phantasy star title that was online and free.

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Post by: Emerates on August 02, 2006, 01:31:29 AM

Granted, but you have dial-up and your computer crashes whenever you try to run the game.

I wish there was an online game that could be played well with dial-up.

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Post by: Big_Duke on August 02, 2006, 01:41:28 AM

Too Bad, I'm not a genie.

I wish being Chuck Norris was a video game on the Xbox that I own.

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Post by: Revolution911 on August 02, 2006, 01:48:44 AM

Granted, but your penis was cut off in the process of purchasing the game.

I wish Final Fantasy didnt suck.

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Post by: Meiscool-2 on August 02, 2006, 02:30:25 AM

Granted, but now there's CHXVII of them.

I wish FF 12 would get out in America sooner.

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Post by: WarxePB on August 02, 2006, 02:03:51 PM

Granted, but the PS3 is delayed until 2009.

I wish that Sega would make another system.

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Post by: Dragoon de Sol on August 02, 2006, 02:18:50 PM

Granted, it uses cartridges that make the games cost $80 per game.

I wish people stopped liking Final Fantasy VII so much.
I hated it...

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Post by: Meiscool-2 on August 02, 2006, 09:27:24 PM

Granted, but now people like running with siscors (sp?)

I wish Mythbusters(tm) had it's own video game.

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Post by: Razor on August 02, 2006, 09:37:05 PM

Granted, the first myth is whether or not they can explode games via coding.

The myth was confirmed.



I wish there was a simulation game of MIC's life.

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Post by: Tomi on August 02, 2006, 09:56:37 PM

That wish is bad enough in itself to need to be ruined.

I wish you could download your own songs onto DDR.

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Post by: Archem on August 02, 2006, 10:29:14 PM

Granted, but the dance steps are terribly out of time.

I wish that Serious Sam 2 (XBox) had some actual multiplayer (I swear, co-op only goes so far in this type of game...).

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Post by: Emerates on August 03, 2006, 11:32:26 PM

Granted, but it requires 2 of the control boards for Steel Battalion to do.

I wish there was a game where ooog and Archem got into a huge God/Devil televised debate.

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Post by: Archem on August 04, 2006, 12:39:52 AM

Granted, but it ends quite anticlimactically: We argee to be gay lovers...

Wow, I don't like how that one came out... That game sucks acks!

I wish that they'd make more Mario platformer games.

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Post by: WarxePB on August 04, 2006, 12:50:15 AM

Granted, but they all turn out like Crash Bandicoot.

I wish that there were more games with gay people in them.

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Post by: Tomi on August 04, 2006, 01:05:19 AM

More FF7s appear.

I wish there was a video game with Oreos in it.

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Post by: Dragoon de Sol on August 04, 2006, 01:08:42 AM

Granted. Black and White debates settle since the hero is both black and white (oreo.)

I wish that...FF main characters actually had trouble liting the big freaking swords.

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Post by: Meiscool-2 on August 04, 2006, 01:15:55 AM

Granted, but now swinging animations take 2 minutes each.

I wish there was a game where you could kill Tomi :D

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Post by: Archem on August 04, 2006, 01:23:07 AM

Granted, but it's really not that satisfying.

I wish That the new Kirby game would release soon.

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Post by: Apex on August 04, 2006, 03:11:39 AM

Done, except due to fault in the forums enternal clock, it dates your post as 1987, therefore the Kirby game being released around that time is kirby's adventure... So, enjoy your NES game, and enjoy waiting almost two decades for the other kirby game to come out.

I wish my DS had time controlling abilities... And porn access...

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Post by: Dragoon de Sol on August 04, 2006, 05:02:53 AM

Granted, but porn is hot hyper speed so you can't enjoy it.

I wish you could triple cast black magic in FF games.

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Post by: Tomi on August 04, 2006, 09:55:08 AM

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Originally posted by Meiscool
Granted, but now swinging animations take 2 minutes each.

I wish there was a game where you could kill Jek :D

Now thats satisfying...

Granted, Quadcast.

I wish rocks fell from the sky.

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Post by: Dragoon de Sol on August 04, 2006, 10:09:16 AM

Granted, Apocalypse.

I wish You could kill Barney the dinosaur in a game.

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Post by: coreystranick on August 04, 2006, 02:15:54 PM

Granted, but the programmers forgot to plug in attacks that did more then 1 damage.

I wish Gun had a sequel.

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Post by: WarxePB on August 04, 2006, 02:20:54 PM

Granted. It's called Gun 2 and it's exactly the same as the first.

I wish that they would make freakin' VR already.

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Post by: Big_Duke on August 04, 2006, 03:18:19 PM

Granted, but you die before it comes out.

I wish there was a video game where you do chores with a controller and all your chores are done in real life.

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Post by: Meiscool-2 on August 04, 2006, 03:53:59 PM

Granted, but in return, your vidoe game also gets to do all the cool stuff, such as play vidoe games and have sex with stuff.

I wish there was a simulation based on the life of Tomi.

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Post by: Jek on August 04, 2006, 05:41:16 PM

granted, but half the game is spent on the forum.

i wish that there was a gun game with mario on it for x-box

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Post by: Revolution911 on August 04, 2006, 06:30:17 PM

..Way to ruin your own wish.

I wish Monster Hunter Freedom wasnt so FUCKING HARD.

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Post by: Darkfox on August 04, 2006, 10:08:24 PM

...Now it takes under 10 seconds to beat and all you do is take one step.

I wish there was a Sean Conery game.

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Post by: DarkFlood2 on August 04, 2006, 10:13:39 PM

Granted, But all he does is talk endlessly about how he was James Bond.

I wish for a game where you can do whatever you want.

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Post by: Big_Duke on August 05, 2006, 12:05:42 AM

Granted but you are an ant through the game and you have to move through eight levels of people squashing you

I wish I had the best video game ever and the best system ever to play it on.

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Post by: Dragoon de Sol on August 05, 2006, 12:12:22 AM

Granted, Pong: Redux is released on the Atari Infinity.

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Post by: Big_Duke on August 05, 2006, 12:16:20 AM

I wish there was a game were you can eat

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Post by: Emerates on August 05, 2006, 12:19:04 AM

Granted, buy you're anhorexic, so it doesn't matter.

I wish there was a game with a belemic hero.

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Post by: Archem on August 05, 2006, 01:10:12 AM

Granted. But this story ends in tragedy at the beginning when you pass out from malnutrition. In front of a passing train.

I wish I was a Goron. Then I could eat rock, and actually enjoy them!

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Post by: Meiscool-2 on August 05, 2006, 03:23:59 AM

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Originally posted by Jek
granted, but half the game is spent on the forum.

OWNED

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Originally posted by Revolution911
..Way to ruin your own wish.

ROFL

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Originally posted by Meiscool
Granted, but in return, your vidoe game also gets to do all the cool stuff, such as play vidoe games and have sex with stuff.

LOL




I have no further contrabution.

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Post by: EXO Muffin on August 05, 2006, 08:11:07 AM

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Granted. But this story ends in tragedy at the beginning when you pass out from malnutrition. In front of a passing train.

I wish I was a Goron. Then I could eat rock, and actually enjoy them!

Granted, but you accidentally eat a volcano and explode. I wish that you could make a handheld portable game console system that had the capabilities of a PC,a DS, a PSP, and a Wii.

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Post by: Dragoon de Sol on August 05, 2006, 09:35:14 AM

Granted.
Virtual Boy 2 released.

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Post by: Tomi on August 05, 2006, 03:47:45 PM

Its a boy.  You Michael Jackson wannabee.

I wish the title "Metal Tears" didn't remind me of "Metal Gear(s Solid)"

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Post by: Meiscool-2 on August 05, 2006, 03:54:53 PM

Grant, but I no longer have enough money to feed my two children and wife now that I bought the name to Metal Gear and changed it.

I wish the next person would make my wish for me.

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Post by: Archem on August 05, 2006, 04:20:14 PM

Granted, but it's a gay-sex wish.

I wish I (Meiscool) had a game that involved gay-sex.

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Post by: Meiscool-2 on August 05, 2006, 07:16:47 PM

That's just stupid.

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Post by: Razor on August 05, 2006, 09:38:31 PM

It stars Drace as a Co-star!

I wish something I don't wanna play doesn't get made.

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Post by: Emerates on August 05, 2006, 10:01:58 PM

Granted, but you never know what you want to play, so no new video games get made, and so the video game industry comes crashing down around the developer's ears.

I wish Razor hadn't destroyed the video game industry.

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Post by: Archem on August 05, 2006, 10:18:02 PM

Granted, but that game Razor never wanted to exist comes into existance in full force.

I wish that said game doesn't become too popular.

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Post by: Razor on August 05, 2006, 10:44:31 PM

It remains unpopular, but everything else becomes even more unpopular, making it stand out.

I wish this didn't happen.

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Post by: Dragoon de Sol on August 05, 2006, 11:00:07 PM

Granted but zombies attack earth.

I wish there were good super hero games.

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Post by: elementalhero76 on August 06, 2006, 01:26:28 AM

granted but superman or batman is in every title.

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Post by: DarkFlood2 on August 06, 2006, 02:59:00 AM

I wish Superman64 wasn't the suckiest game in all history (If you played it you'd understand)

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Post by: EXO Muffin on August 06, 2006, 09:41:26 AM

Granted, it was never created and a game called, "Superman Version(64)," was released instead; it's the exact same thing.

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Post by: Djanki on August 19, 2006, 07:03:08 PM

My wish....is that the Shonen Jump All Stars game released on the DS. in Japan was released in the U.S....with perfect localization, and included the non-included characters Train Heartnet, Gin Toki, the guy from Buso Renkin.

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Post by: I Have a Sandwich on August 19, 2006, 07:07:51 PM

It diesn't happen, and I continue to play my japanese version while I laugh at you! Observe teh japness!!!!!!

I wish that there was a video involving beer, donkeys, and clowns.

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on August 19, 2006, 07:11:40 PM

(Jdanki's post reply. Me and Sandwich must've posted at the same time.)
Granted, but you topic kicked, so every copy of the game bursts into flames and the game has to be made all over again.

I wish Nintendo hadn't come out with over three versions of the Gameboy Advance and had just stuck to the original one.

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Post by: Emerates on August 19, 2006, 07:14:42 PM

Granted, but now the GBA doesn't come with crime-deterrent.

I wish I had a Game Boy that had the properties of a boomerang.

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Post by: Djanki on August 19, 2006, 07:26:21 PM

Granted. Now Sony must pay royalties to Nintendo for copying the design for the Gameboy in their new controller for the PS3, along with the motion sensitivity.

Oh, and my name is 'Djanki', not 'Jdanki'.

I wish that Boktai 3 was released in the US, and none of the copies would burst into flames due to my topic kicking, and they had perfect localization.

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Post by: WarxePB on August 19, 2006, 08:20:18 PM

Granted, but no one buys it, meaning that Boktai 4 doesn't get developed at all.

I wish that they made a SimSex game.

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Post by: Archem on August 19, 2006, 08:36:46 PM

Granted.

I wish ^it^ wasn't so.

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Post by: Djanki on August 19, 2006, 08:42:37 PM

Granted. Due to the destruction of 'it', the omited term that 'it' signifies is destroyed. Since 'it' can mean almost anything, everything wasn't so, thus, there is naught but emptiness in the world.

 All Our Base Weren't Belong To CATS Wish I.

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Post by: Emerates on August 19, 2006, 08:42:53 PM

Granted.  But then that part of life gets deleted so that there would be nothing to base such a game on, thus ending humanity.

I wish Archem hadn't killed us all.

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Post by: Djanki on August 19, 2006, 08:46:56 PM

Granted, but then All Archem's Base Are Belong To Us.

I wish that Disgaea 2 brought a teaser episode of the Disgaea anime.

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Post by: Emerates on August 19, 2006, 08:49:26 PM

Granted.  But it's misnamed because the translators thought it was 'Disagree' instead of 'Disgaea', and thus, you miss it.

I wish there was a game that gave you cookies.

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Post by: Djanki on August 19, 2006, 08:54:43 PM

Granted. You get a busted version of Dragon Ball Z: Legacy of Goku 2 that is stuck in the kitchen of Bulma's house--all you can do is talk to her mother, who gives the characters cookies if you talk to her.

I wish Devil May Cry was rated 'T' for teen.

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Post by: aboutasoandthis on August 19, 2006, 09:50:10 PM

Granted, every girl in the game is flat.

I wish the "Project Ico" team would make more games. They only have two?!

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Post by: Spike21 on August 19, 2006, 10:05:04 PM

Granted, ... <.< ... >.> but you get shot in the foot multiple times.


I wish that all FPS were only on the computer.

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Post by: Emerates on August 19, 2006, 11:34:32 PM

Granted.  But you don't have a computer.

I wish there was a game where all the feuds on Charas would come to life arcade style.

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Post by: WarxePB on August 19, 2006, 11:42:46 PM

Granted, but due to its obscurity, only one is made, and it's owned by Lord Raffles.

Eh... I can't think of any wish. I give Emerates permission to wish for me.

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Post by: Archem on August 19, 2006, 11:58:55 PM

Granted.

You poor, poor Warxe...


I wish Every game had a puppy launcher as a weapon.

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Post by: Spike21 on August 20, 2006, 12:38:08 AM

wish granted but all games cease to exsist

i wish that a mushroom in mario made him high.

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Post by: Archem on August 20, 2006, 12:42:29 AM

It already does, but you simply perceive it as him getting taller.

I wish I had a dollar for every crappy game that comes out. And five dollars for every good game that comes out.

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on August 20, 2006, 04:43:35 PM

Granted. You make $100,000,000 right away for all of the video games based on movies. Then come the actually playable games...

DOWNSIDED: Money is paper and goats eat paper. Fist of the nosehair: Summoning a goat! *Summons a giraffe*


I wish the Sims 1 (PC version) was easier to make hacked objects for.

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Post by: Djanki on August 20, 2006, 04:55:57 PM

Granted. The game has ET (atari) style graphics.

I wish that I could see the Street Fighter movie, even though it sucks.

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on August 20, 2006, 08:04:49 PM

Granted, but you have to take the trash out first.

I wish I have that one 007 game for Xbox that can be fiddled with and eventually create an effect similar to a modchip.

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Post by: Dragonium on August 20, 2006, 08:11:43 PM

Granted, but the XBox screws up your request (As usual), and you end up with modified 007 who won't stop fiddling with himself so you can't aim straight.

I wish Selphie wasn't wearing yellow.

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Post by: Spike21 on August 20, 2006, 08:31:06 PM

grantend now she is wearing  Bright yellow

I wish there was a game that you paint walls

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Post by: Emerates on August 20, 2006, 08:42:51 PM

Granted.  The character forgets to open the doors and windows and dies from the fumes.

I wish Spike's Wall Painter Deluxe didn't have this major flaw.

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Post by: Tomi on August 20, 2006, 09:32:39 PM

Granted, but now it has a different major flaw.

I wish people didn't hate FF7 just because n00bs like it.

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Post by: EXO Muffin on August 20, 2006, 10:06:24 PM

Granted, but now, people hate it because Aeris doesn't die.

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Post by: Emerates on August 20, 2006, 10:10:50 PM

EXO, you HAVE TO MAKE SOME STUPID WISH at the end of your post, or else you throw the whole thing off!!

Granted.  Now everyone hates it because you like it.

I wish Tomi! (tonight @ 9:00) hadn't destroyed FFVII.

Quote

Granted. Now you are wearing yellow.

 :D I just had to do that..... [/OFF-TOPIC]

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on August 21, 2006, 12:37:38 PM

Granted. Now he ruined your virginity. jk.

I wish video game consoles didn't need seperate antenna cables. All used the Xbox styled one.

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Post by: jalm94 on August 21, 2006, 01:36:15 PM

(Is it microsoft that makes the cables?)

Granted, but Microsoft goes so rich from producing cables that they outbuy Sony. Then, Bill Gates gives his large inheritance to a drunk who stops all FF production.


(Fable Lost Chapters)
I wish that Fable didn't let
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I nearly CRIED at that cliche. A perfectly good somewhat cliche game (Due to the fact that his town is destroyed in the begginning and he wants revenge...) and the storyline DIES after the supposed ending.......T_T :(

P.S....Don't say the game sucks now. It would've made the game ALOT better.)

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on August 21, 2006, 01:56:26 PM

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Originally posted by jalm94
(Is it microsoft that makes the cables?)

Granted, but Microsoft goes so rich from producing cables that they outbuy Sony. Then, Bill Gates gives his large inheritance to a drunk who stops all FF production.


(Fable Lost Chapters)
I wish that Fable didn't let
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I nearly CRIED at that cliche. A perfectly good somewhat cliche game (Due to the fact that his town is destroyed in the begginning and he wants revenge...) and the storyline DIES after the supposed ending.......T_T :(

P.S....Don't say the game sucks now. It would've made the game ALOT better.)

Granted.
Instead, Jack uses the souls to power himself up, he then fights you in his normal form again, only he can jump really high and fire from above while performing assassin rush at times. He has Nostro's armor, sword and shield. Also, when you defeat him, if you take his mask, you also get a full Jack of Blades suit.

Downside: Jack is more difficult, but so what?  :D The game needs to be tougher!!

I wish the 30 key chest actually had a good weapon in it, worth the 30 keys.  _sweat_

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Post by: jalm94 on August 21, 2006, 03:40:33 PM

Granted, but it was a picture of YOUR MOM! jk.

I wish that I knew where to find Blue Vs. Red... :(

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Post by: WarxePB on August 21, 2006, 04:17:52 PM

Granted, but just as you find it, the site goes down for eternity.

I wish that the PS3 would be portable.

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on August 21, 2006, 05:18:13 PM

*Forces PS3 down Warxe's mouth.*

Wish granted!


I wish Conker: Live and Reloaded had 4 player mode.

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Post by: Dragonium on August 21, 2006, 05:32:39 PM

Granted. You have 4 player mode, but you have no friends.

I wish there was a game where I can eat Smarties. All day.

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Post by: jalm94 on August 21, 2006, 08:01:23 PM

Granted, but the hero is the one who eats them.

I wish that I could have a high-enough level alien to become a Super-organism....and it wouldn't destroy itself cause there's Repair stations(..Never quite understood the logic there...). Ha. (Shattered Galaxy, never played it? http://www.sgalaxy.com fTP with premium options. RTS. 2-50 people on a single battlefield. I'm not saying anymore cause this is off-topic.)

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Post by: Dragonium on August 21, 2006, 08:09:36 PM

Wish granted. Your new alien has an extremely high crappyness level.

I wish Rei didn't disappear for a huge section of BoF3.

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Post by: WarxePB on August 21, 2006, 11:36:04 PM

Granted, but they just cut out the parts without Rei in them, resulting in tons of plotholes.

I wish that they would make actual 3-D games (with 3-d glasses and such)

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Post by: aboutasoandthis on August 22, 2006, 12:23:34 AM

Granted, but like the Virtual Boy, every game can only show the colors Red and Black. Your eyes bleed.

I wish there were more good GBA RPG games. I need sprites and chipsets to steal.

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Post by: Djanki on August 22, 2006, 12:28:31 AM

Granted. *Hands you a copy of Riviera: The Promised Land, Super Robot Taisen: Original Generation, and Summon Night: Swordcraft Story, for GBA, from Atlus with love <3<3<3*

I wish that my wishes had worse downsides than flat-chested demon girls or taking out the trash to see a russian with chest hair say 'Quick! Change the channel!'

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Post by: I Have a Sandwich on August 22, 2006, 12:31:00 AM

Granted. A Korean hermaphrodite forces you to follow its sexual whims.

I wish that Rayman came to life and terrorized Tokyo.

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Post by: Djanki on August 22, 2006, 12:42:59 AM

Granted. A jappanese hermaphrodite forces you to do his sexual whims, too.

I wish I could play Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones.

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Post by: EXO Muffin on August 22, 2006, 01:06:00 AM

Granted, but now the Sacred Stones are...you know...

I wish I had a video game where I play as a headless dancing ninja attempting to assassinate Superman.

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Post by: I Have a Sandwich on August 22, 2006, 01:08:51 AM

(Djanki... how did that even relate to the wish? Geez, you're a tuochy fella)

Granted, but Superman rips off your arms and legs and you wind up like Elijah Wood in Sin City.

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Post by: Meiscool-2 on August 22, 2006, 01:21:55 AM

Well, I wish that people (hence excluding me because I'm not a person, I'm a God) that arn't funny would quit posting in the pub.

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Post by: oooog on August 22, 2006, 01:23:21 AM

Erm... no wish...

I wish Microsoft, Sony, Sega, and Nintendo would all come together and make a game called Super Happy Fun Go Time! where you pikc up sticks and stones (may break my bones but words will never hurt me), and throw em at the characters that you hate from every company!

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Post by: I Have a Sandwich on August 22, 2006, 01:30:02 AM

Granted, but because of this everyone kills Cloud, leaving Yuffie to live.

I wish there was a Doctor Who game where you got to parallel park the Tardis.

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Post by: Meiscool-2 on August 22, 2006, 01:48:41 AM

Granted, but now you never find out who the Docter is. Dun dun dun.

Well, I wish that people (hence excluding me because I'm not a person, I'm a God) that arn't funny would quit posting in the pub.

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Post by: jalm94 on August 22, 2006, 11:17:31 AM

Granted, but the pub had to be continuosly topic-kicked due to the lack of people (see? Unfunny people are the reson why these things aren't topic-kicked or month-old+....they're persistent)

I wish my brother would get off the good computer, stop forcing me to go on this one only capable of playing 8MB video card games T_T and STOP PLAYING RUNESCAPE!!!!

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on August 22, 2006, 11:40:54 AM

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Originally posted by jalm94
I wish my brother would get off the good computer, stop forcing me to go on this one only capable of playing 8MB video card games T_T and STOP PLAYING RUNESCAPE!!!!

Wish granted to you and X_marks_the_ed.

Downside: NO DOWNSIDE FOR ED! Jalm, however, get two more little brothers who are just like each other. So no longer is one brother hogging the good computer, but three brothers scream at each other to get on while jalm attempts to think about what he is typing on the crap one.

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Post by: Djanki on August 22, 2006, 02:33:43 PM

X didn't make a wish.....

(PS:....dude...I'm kidding....I'm not taking it personally, Mr. I have a sandwich...it's cool....)

I wish Zangief shaved his nasty chest.

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Post by: Dragonium on August 22, 2006, 03:04:45 PM

Granted. Zangief shaves his chest and gets a rather fetching pair of breast implants.

Drace wishes there was a decent action game with Dragons in it.

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on August 22, 2006, 03:32:06 PM

Granted. Dragonblaze's game is released. But, it takes hours to download, and you have only minutes until your computer explodes.

I wish Duck Hunt was playable in an emulator. (Emulator has gun controller compatibilities.)

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Post by: jalm94 on August 22, 2006, 03:38:26 PM

(...It is...Isn't it??)

Ducks form the D.D.R. (Duck Dictators Revoloution....Anyone notice anything?^_^) and soon form an army similar to Futurama's Penguin army. Then they go on a manhunt.

I wish people would ta1k1ng l1k3 th15 4nd g3t s0m3 sp311Ing l3550ns!!1!!!!!one!!

(P.S. If this was already wished for, then ignore this...)

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on August 22, 2006, 03:44:26 PM

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(...It is...Isn't it??)

It is, but you can't play it, because it requires a gun controller, which I don't think is available for the computer.

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Post by: Dragonium on August 22, 2006, 04:05:22 PM

(Jalm's wish)

Granted. People get some spelling lessons, and instead learn ot trats gniklat sdrawkcab ekil siht.

I wish film-to-game conversions weren't so crappy!

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Post by: Tomi on August 22, 2006, 04:42:10 PM

Granted, now they are shitty.

I wish they made a Dr. Tran videogame.

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Post by: Bart_Fatima on August 22, 2006, 06:18:03 PM

granted, but the game won't let you get past the first level

i wish they stopped having the characters of Xenosaga continue to live and appear in the next game

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Post by: Dragonium on August 22, 2006, 06:24:53 PM

Granted. In the next game, all the characters die in the intro. The rest of the game no longer exists.

I wish PC games would run properly on my computer.

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Post by: Djanki on August 22, 2006, 10:57:31 PM

Gran......well, no, not granted. The computer you were close to recieving suddenly got lost while the postman delivering it was driving through Istorakan.....

I wish that we'd all sit down and drink our god-#(@% tea!!

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Post by: Emerates on August 22, 2006, 11:15:48 PM

Granted.  But the tea tastes like ****.

I wish I had some sweetener for Djanki's toxic tea. :P

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Post by: Black Massacre on August 23, 2006, 12:32:46 AM

Granted, but the sweetener is actually dried up ****.



I wish there was a game where monkeys and bunnies rule the world.

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on August 23, 2006, 05:20:53 PM

Granted. We all get sucked into the game now work in dookie throwing competitions as targets. Thanks a lot.

I wish charas had a breakout game starring Alex, hitting balls, breaking bricks to reveal a picture from chara. I also wish that Garycxwhatever made it, had a bit of sucess, and put a link to it in his sig.

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Post by: elementalhero76 on August 24, 2006, 12:14:00 AM

Granted, but the only pictures are of "adolf" I have a sandwich,
and arhchem's cool ghost pic.

I wish I have a sandwich had his his own game.

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on August 24, 2006, 12:20:26 PM

Granted. But the game is nothing but I have a Sandwich and Drace making out.

I wish Fable 2: Would also come out for Xbox, not just Xbox 360. I don't want to buy a new console just for that.

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Post by: Djanki on August 24, 2006, 04:27:22 PM

Granted. It's also out on the Gizmondo.

I wish that Metal Gear Solid was T for teen, but a flat-chested Meryl wasn't the downside to the wish.

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Post by: jalm94 on August 24, 2006, 05:01:11 PM

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Originally posted by Black Massacre
Granted, but the sweetener is actually dried up ****.



I wish there was a game where monkeys and bunnies rule the world.

There is. It's called "God's Playground" but it sucks. No questions asked....I've never played MGS cause my cuz broke my PS2 during the Beyblade crisis.T_T

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Post by: Emerates on August 24, 2006, 05:29:18 PM

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Originally posted by Djanki
Granted. It's also out on the Gizmondo.

I wish that Metal Gear Solid was T for teen, but a flat-chested Meryl wasn't the downside to the wish.

Granted.  Now Snake has enormous breaths and you are no longer able to go through vents and stuff.

I wish there was a 3D game with an 8-bit resolution that didn't suck ***.

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Post by: WarxePB on August 24, 2006, 06:02:58 PM

Granted, but since I don't understand your question, it doesn't do anything.

I wish that the Big Three gaming companies imploded.

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Post by: Emerates on August 24, 2006, 06:08:43 PM

Granted.  This thread becomes obsolete, because there are no longer any game left to discuss.  Sega waits four years, then releases a secret game console they have been working on since the early 70's and sell it for several thousand dollars, because they are now the only company left to monopolize the gaming industry.  Damn it, Warxe.

I wish that said scenario ^ would happen.  Because of Warxe.

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Post by: WarxePB on August 24, 2006, 06:11:33 PM

Granted. 10 years from now, every member of the human race is part of the Cult of Sonic, and a Sega/Google conglomerate rules the world.

I wish that Google would make a video game machine.

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Post by: Emerates on August 24, 2006, 06:25:40 PM

Granted.  It eats other video game machines and can not play any video games itself.

I wish those fools at the big meetings would make a universal game console that could be upgraded as time and technology advance, much like computer software, or the United States' flimsy Constitution.

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Post by: Dragonium on August 24, 2006, 07:09:56 PM

Granted. In order to make it truly universal, the only game it plays is Pacman.

I wish the computer-controlled opponents on Age of Empires II were, y'know, beatable.

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on August 24, 2006, 07:37:20 PM

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Originally posted by Dragonium
Granted. In order to make it truly universal, the only game it plays is Pacman.

I wish the computer-controlled opponents on Age of Empires II were, y'know, beatable.

Granted. They're all now bunnies. :happy:

I wish the Bo-bobo game wasn't so childish. More like the Teen+ rated comic.

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Post by: Meiscool-2 on August 24, 2006, 07:46:11 PM

Granted, but now you have no weapons.

I wish there was a charas game where everyone was Almost Banned, because it's fun.

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Post by: Revolution911 on August 24, 2006, 08:00:25 PM

Granted, but you're not in it.

I wish for a new Rampage game with an online deathmatch mode.

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Post by: aboutasoandthis on August 25, 2006, 12:56:26 AM

Granted. The game costs $240, you now have $120 montly subscription fees, a $46 registration fee, a $42 licensing fee to help pay for the ingame advertising, a $16 dollar voice support fee, any you must pay for expansion packs. They'll cost $200 dollars each and one will come out every 12 days. Celebrate.

I wish someone would finish an RPG Maker game.

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Post by: EXO Muffin on August 25, 2006, 01:29:54 AM

Granted. They finish it when there is the blank ocean map and everything RTP.

I wish that I had a video game where I ate kittens. That would be awesome.

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Post by: Black Massacre on August 25, 2006, 02:53:47 AM

Granted, but their all metal kittens, so you break your teeth.



I wish that there was a game that you couldn't move or do anyhting in.

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Post by: Meiscool-2 on August 25, 2006, 02:57:43 AM

Granted, it's called "Coma"

I wish "Coma" had an actual storyline other then "wake up!"

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Post by: EXO Muffin on August 25, 2006, 03:12:45 AM

The story is that you went into a coma.

I wish that I had a game where I could eat kittens and not get hurt.

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Post by: Djanki on August 25, 2006, 05:41:06 PM

Granted. *Gives you 'The Lion King: Uncut*

I wish that people liked my game.

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on August 26, 2006, 01:06:28 PM

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Originally posted by Meiscool
Granted, but now you have no weapons.

There ARE no weapons in the game anyway.

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I wish that people liked my game.

Granted. Now they hate Meiscool's game. Your game is downloaded so much, Charas' bandwidth collapses and Charas' server crashes. Thanks a lot.  _sweat_

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Post by: aboutasoandthis on August 26, 2006, 01:25:59 PM

I wish there was a non-stereotypical African American main character in an RPG...who does not act white.

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Post by: Djanki on August 26, 2006, 05:41:15 PM

Granted. You play a 'Bleach' videogame, as Chad, who isn't stereotypical, but barely talks, and likes cute things (like parakeets).

I wish I could get my old Otenko picture back...

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Post by: Archem on August 26, 2006, 06:21:20 PM

Too bad.

I wish that they'd make a good Sonic game, one that returns him to where he belongs: In the Second Dimension!!!

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Post by: Darkfox on August 26, 2006, 06:26:38 PM

Yes but now he's got nothing left to do.

I wish they would STOP making so many hockey and football games!

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Post by: Djanki on August 26, 2006, 06:32:32 PM

Granted. They killed John Madden.

I wish they'd stop making Gran Turismo, for that matter.

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Post by: Dragonium on August 26, 2006, 06:42:24 PM

Granted. Gran Turismo is discontinued, and "Granny Turismo" (The same game only at much slower speeds) becomes the new "must-have" game.

I wish some of the high-end quests on Monster Hunter Freedom were possible to complete without dying from frustration.

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Post by: Tomi on August 26, 2006, 08:42:58 PM

Granted.  They are, you just suck.

I wish Kuja didn't convince me that he was a girl.

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Post by: drenrin2120 on August 26, 2006, 09:33:07 PM

granted, instead he's a transexual/rapist who youm eet at a party. He spikes you drink and takes you home with him. Poor Tomi is never seen from again...

I wish RPGMaker was 3d just as easy to use as rm2k3 and resources were plentiful. Oh, and on la computadora.

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Post by: Djanki on August 26, 2006, 11:38:58 PM

Deseo cumplido, pero es en español. Sin traducciones. MUA-JA-JA-JA!!!

I wish that they'd make a new Street Fighter game with SOME reference to Megaman (because it's odd that Megaman X finds the Hadouken and Dragon Fist weapons, but there's no Megaman cameo in Street Fighter).

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Post by: Emerates on August 26, 2006, 11:40:08 PM

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I wish RPGMaker was 3d just as easy to use as rm2k3 and resources were plentiful. Oh, and on la computadora.

Granted.  But there are so many resources that you can't fit it on your la computadora.

I wish I had another hard drive with 512GB of space.

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Post by: emiiru on August 26, 2006, 11:45:43 PM

Granted, but now you don't have a computer.

I wish that they'd make a street fighter Alpha 4

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Post by: Emerates on August 26, 2006, 11:58:42 PM

Granted.  But they never release it.

I wish I could find some illegal copies of videogames I don't really need.

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Post by: emiiru on August 27, 2006, 12:12:29 AM

Granted but you get ass raped in jail over games you don't need.

I wish rpgs were still fun.

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Post by: elementalhero76 on August 27, 2006, 12:16:52 AM

Granted but they glitch so bad you can't save.

I wish my game would be done already.

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Post by: Djanki on August 27, 2006, 01:19:30 AM

Granted. It doesn't have an ending, and everything is RTP.


I wish that the Codec was an item in Boktai.

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Post by: elementalhero76 on August 27, 2006, 01:41:26 AM

granted but it is the wrong one.

I wish quote bugs are leagal like in that 101 ways to annoy people.

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Post by: Djanki on August 27, 2006, 07:12:24 PM

Granted. However, in attempt to send your friend an Africanized  Killer Bee, you get stung and die a horrific, painful death.

I wish I had a phoenix down to revive elementalhero with.

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Post by: FFL2and3rocks on August 27, 2006, 07:16:08 PM

Granted, but it's laced with poison and it just kills him again.

I wish Solid Snake was DEAD.

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Post by: WarxePB on August 27, 2006, 07:16:49 PM

Granted, but several more clones of him exist.

I wish that people would actually make videogame-related wishes in this thread.

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Post by: FFL2and3rocks on August 27, 2006, 07:26:30 PM

Granted, but the wishes are boring, unfunny, and stupid, which cause this thread to die a slow, painful death.

I wish this wish was videogame-related, and also funny.

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Post by: Djanki on August 27, 2006, 11:33:58 PM

Granted. Ha ha ha.

I wish that I could save a whole bunch of money by switching to Geico...

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Post by: Tomi on August 28, 2006, 12:36:27 AM

That has nothing to do with video games, n00b.

I wish YOUR FACE was a video game.

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Post by: aboutasoandthis on August 28, 2006, 12:38:35 AM

Granted. The only way to GET the money, is to die. I hope you have siblings!

I wish there were more excellent FFFangames out there, with a hilarious response to my wish.

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Post by: EXO Muffin on August 28, 2006, 05:04:39 AM

Granted, but they are so excellent that they overload your computer from you playing it too much, your computer explodes, you cry, and try to commit suicide. You fail and are now a mute quadrapelegic with no face but can see, hear, and feel everything. You also get raped by a hobo.

I wish that there was a good, cheap, virtual-reality combat game that wouldn't implode my spleen.

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Post by: FFL2and3rocks on August 28, 2006, 05:08:35 AM

Granted. But it implodes your liver instead.

I wish Pokemon would add another 300 Pokemon.

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Post by: Meiscool-2 on August 28, 2006, 04:22:35 PM

Granted, it's called YuGiOh

I wish I had something to contribute to this forum game.

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Post by: aboutasoandthis on August 28, 2006, 07:47:02 PM

Granted. The presence of the word "cool" begins to take effect on everyone who posted in this topic. Of those graced with this feeling of "cool," everyone loses their awkwardness, becomes successful at making money, and gets laid.

After everyone sees themselves as "cool," no one bothers to post here. Charas closes down because everyone leaves the forum. Nice going.

I wish I had a sports game, that would actually help me play sports.

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Post by: Djanki on August 28, 2006, 11:15:43 PM

(Cool sig, aboutasoandthis!)

Granted. *Gives you Dance Dance Revolution, and a FIFA World Cup game*.
Play FIFA with the Dance Pad.

I wish that someone could point me in the direction of a Fan-flcl game...

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Post by: elementalhero76 on August 29, 2006, 02:12:50 PM

granted, but the storyline is way much more deeper and no one gets it but you.

I wish they stop making ww2 games and start making iraq war games.

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Post by: Dragonium on August 29, 2006, 02:26:43 PM

Granted, but since the Iraq war isn't actually over yet, the game is only partially finished. And the enemies never stop respawning. And you have no weapons. And you can't save.

I wish there was a platformer which starred Charas members. And no n00bs. Maybe as enemies.

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Post by: Djanki on August 29, 2006, 02:43:14 PM

Grated. However, it rules. That's the flaw.

I wish I was funny.

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Post by: elementalhero76 on August 29, 2006, 02:49:37 PM

Granted, but your jokes get old.

I wish they'd stop making harvest moon games! (who plays that #$^% anyways!)

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Post by: Djanki on August 29, 2006, 11:23:55 PM

Granted, but 100 of all kids under 13 are killed along with it. Eventually, with the death of all old humans, humanity is extinct.

I wish that Prey's hype revealed the truth--that it's the next generation 'fix-me-up'.

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on September 02, 2006, 05:17:53 PM

Granted. But I didn't understand your wish, so you get a bowl of rice.

I wih that this game would return to post one.

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Post by: Dragonium on September 02, 2006, 05:34:41 PM

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I wish they'd stop making harvest moon games! (who plays that #$^% anyways!)

Draggy does! ^_^

Wish granted. It returns to post one of a different thread.

I wish Lao-Shan would go on a diet. :D

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Post by: Djanki on September 04, 2006, 01:31:14 AM

Granted, but...who's Lao-Shen?

(PS: Prey is that next-generation FPS everyone's talking about...it has Native American stuff mixed up in it. Everyone's talking about how awesome it's gonna be, but when a game ad alone says how 'gripping' the story moments will be, you know that it's all hype, and they're not gonna keep their word. Thus, 'Prey' will be all sustance, no game).

I wish that the Japanese and the Americans were friends, and that Pearl Harbor never happened.

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Post by: WarxePB on September 04, 2006, 05:46:47 AM

Granted, but the Russians bomb the White House instead.

(Screw it, I'm removing the videogame part from the title. Feel free to post whatever wish you want.)

I wish that pigs could fly.

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Post by: aboutasoandthis on September 04, 2006, 05:38:18 PM

Granted. They eventualy evolve into the Seeq, the pig-like race from Final Fantasy XII. With their incredible speed, dexterity, flight abilities, and overwhelming strength, they dominate the human race. Humanity now rolls around naked in the mud eating slop, only to be fattened up then roasted for a Seeq holiday.

Oh I wish I wish I was a fish! (In a videogame.)

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Post by: Tomi on September 04, 2006, 06:25:25 PM

Granted.  Finding Nemo Game.

I wish Pokemon were real.

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Post by: EXO Muffin on September 04, 2006, 08:04:04 PM

Granted, but now no other non-human animals exist. You try to eat a Pikachu and get electricuted to death.

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Post by: ellie-is on February 12, 2007, 09:28:38 PM

i wish this game come back to life

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Post by: WarxePB on February 12, 2007, 09:38:10 PM

Granted, but your life is taken in return.

I wish that I knew a cannibal.

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Post by: Meiscool-2 on February 12, 2007, 10:42:35 PM

Granted, but now you must eat your own head.

I wish I had a nickle for everytime I heard a bird.

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Post by: Dominicy on February 13, 2007, 02:03:57 AM

granted, but I slice your ears off.

I wish that all green tea was replaced with grenades, the size of a thumb tac, for each drop, including the green tea already drank, and in the sewer, therefore, once its granted, I'm dead. o_o

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Post by: Black Massacre on February 13, 2007, 02:09:06 AM

Granted

But not granted because you already granted it yourself by saying your dead.

I wish my name was L.

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Post by: Bluhman on February 13, 2007, 02:42:54 AM

Granted. Your name is now L, and so you are remembered by nobody, not even your dear parents. You're kicked out of your home and forced to live a bloody, supressed life under the towering skyscrapers of downtown singapore, if a place like that even exists.

I wish I could beat up a plate of brocolli.

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Post by: Dragoon de Sol on February 13, 2007, 02:46:58 AM

Granted, but it's big brother celery beats the **** outta you.


I wish my computer didn't suck.

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Post by: Glitch on February 13, 2007, 03:04:06 AM

Granted, but in order to fix it they had to use parts of your recently deceased family members, and each time you turn the computer on instead of window's startup noises you hear your familie's anguished cries.


I wish that Star Jone's had stayed fat and had a catfight with Rosie on the view.

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Post by: Dominicy on February 13, 2007, 03:46:26 AM

granted, but now star jones is a star and is nearing his explody death, and he's still on the planet.  well, better get out the sun screen...

I wish that tissues were all transformed into giant gorilla's with a taste for human ffffff-resh sandwiches. (no one wants gorilla's to eat people. o,o)

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Post by: Dragoon de Sol on February 13, 2007, 03:49:36 AM

Granted, you're first.

I wish I was a fish.

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Post by: DarkFlood2 on February 13, 2007, 04:08:28 AM

Granted, but you get turned into fish sticks.

I wish there was a debate board on this forum.

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Post by: WarxePB on February 13, 2007, 04:16:18 AM

Granted, but because of the inevitable overuse of Phoenix Wright imagery, Capcom sues Charas, and Alex has to close the forums. :(

I wish that superheroes were real.

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Post by: Meiscool-2 on February 13, 2007, 04:45:35 AM

Granted, but because of that; Batman sucks.

I wish I didn't have strep throat :(

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Post by: Dominicy on February 13, 2007, 05:21:49 AM

granted, now you have no throat.  its rayman! :D

I wish that yuke in grandia 3 (?) was a monkey with a wrench, not a kid with a monkey wrench.

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Post by: Tomi on February 13, 2007, 04:26:55 PM

Granted, but now it is a kid wrench, made out of you.

I wish I wish I was a fish...

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Post by: Meiscool-2 on February 13, 2007, 05:07:26 PM

Granted, but you can no longer produce farts.

I wish (insert randomness)

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Originally posted by Dominicy
granted, now you have no throat.  its rayman! :D

OH, HOW I COULDN'T PREDICT THAT REPLY.

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Post by: Dominicy on February 13, 2007, 05:36:14 PM

granted, the black plague will now rear its ugly head, but you now have a nickel :)  I'll bet it was worth sacrificing half the population.

I wish that meiscool's nickel imploded.

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Post by: Reldros on February 13, 2007, 09:45:57 PM

granted, but not only do the shards of nickel frag you and everyone else surrounding the nickel, but because the matter that made up the nickel destroyed itself, it turned into a black hole and ended all earthly existence.

i wish the completed games thread would be updated.

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Post by: Bluhman on February 13, 2007, 10:42:29 PM

Granted. No. Really. It was updated.

I wish my damn graphics driver would work properly.

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Post by: Dominicy on February 13, 2007, 11:00:28 PM

.................................granted I GUESS, but you have to surrender both arms, legs and your tongue for it, so you can't enjoy it easilly.

I wish that meiscool married zerokirbyX and mr. mister stayed with them at their house, making it some sorta sitcom called 'grumpy old members.'

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Post by: Koopapooper on February 14, 2007, 03:26:30 PM

Erm..If they agree to have lil baby robots..then granted.


 I wish everyone was at least half as cool as me.
Because Im tired of this uncool world thats like..Uncool and
so frackin lazy..And uncool.

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Post by: Tomi on February 14, 2007, 05:21:01 PM

Half of zero is still zero.

I wish Ronald McDonald wasn't a child molester.

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Post by: Dominicy on February 14, 2007, 08:36:18 PM

granted, now he's a moose molester.

I wish I was on fire.

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Post by: Bluhman on February 14, 2007, 08:40:21 PM

Granted, but the genie that you asked the wish for misheard you, and now you're sitting on a friar.

I wish I was on ice.

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Post by: Dragoon de Sol on February 14, 2007, 09:07:18 PM

Granted, but you get frozen and wake up in the 43rd century.

I wish I could think of a wish.

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Post by: Dominicy on February 14, 2007, 09:45:09 PM

granted, but that wish was I wish my face was gone and replaced with a nitrogen bomb.  g'night! :D

I wish that bluhman was some how chiselled out of the ice earlier than that.  :p

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Post by: Tomi on February 14, 2007, 10:08:29 PM

I don't.

I wish snow wasn't cold.

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Post by: Bluhman on February 14, 2007, 11:20:05 PM

Granted. Now it's water and has flooded the world.

I wish I looked something like this.

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on February 15, 2007, 02:48:07 PM

I can't see the image, so you turn into a broken jpeg.

I wish.

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Post by: Tomi on February 16, 2007, 12:07:55 AM

Granted.

I wish my Starcraft CD worked...

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Post by: Bluhman on February 16, 2007, 01:00:01 AM

Granted, but it starts to work just as soon as everybody loses complete interest in the game.

I wish I was in daggerfall. Or morrowind. Or oblivion... Actually, I take that last one ba- ****.

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Post by: Reldros on February 16, 2007, 01:01:05 AM

granted. but oblivion is much better than the other two.

i wish from dusk to dawn 3 was on tv right now.

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Post by: Dominicy on February 16, 2007, 05:48:36 AM

granted, four is now on tv for that long, wait...you said three?

I wish the air caught on fire (corrupt that! :P)

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Post by: Ben on February 16, 2007, 05:55:13 AM

Duh.....Tidal wave, resulting from the mass vaccum created from all the worlds air being sucked away....

I wish for robot appendages

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Post by: Glitch on February 16, 2007, 01:02:51 PM

Granted, but the only appendages that are roboticized are your Left ear and Penis, which you can no longer feel cause it's metal... and it has a laser gun.


I wish the internet could become some kind of virtual reality place like in Sci-fi and you could walk around and what not in it.

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Post by: Dominicy on February 16, 2007, 05:20:58 PM

granted, but on your first five minutes you get swallowed whole by a virus and your internet persona is being digested for the next 20 years.

I wish that I was a viking.

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Post by: Ben on February 16, 2007, 05:24:34 PM

granted, but they leave you behind on the voyages to tan hydes.

I wish I Had a lazer gun Penis

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Post by: elementalhero76 on February 16, 2007, 09:19:03 PM

granted, but you kill every girl you have se.x with.
You split them from vag.ina to nose.

I wish he dies from the lasergun penis!

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Post by: Dominicy on February 17, 2007, 05:14:33 PM

granted, but now rpgmaker blows up for some unknown reason.  :dry:

I wish that secret of the accursed mask didn't suck so hard to the point where it shamed the whole series.. -_-;;

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Post by: Kinslayer on February 17, 2007, 05:34:43 PM

Granted, but you commit suicide, due to a depression after knowing the secret.


I wish to be a fish.

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Post by: Dominicy on February 17, 2007, 08:41:07 PM

granted, but your originality blows up. xD



:::: InuYasha SPOOOOOOOOOILLLLLLLEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR::::::::
I wish that the secret of the mask wasn't as crummy as the mask actually being just an evil mask hiding some mud man's face. :O
:::::: Spoiler over :P :::::

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on February 17, 2007, 09:16:25 PM

Granted, the secret of the mask is no longer crummy. Its noow UBER crummy. The mask is pink and the guy behind it grows six vaginas.

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Post by: Bluhman on February 17, 2007, 10:40:53 PM

I wish for XMTE to wish. Geez.

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Post by: Dominicy on February 18, 2007, 01:39:46 AM

granted, his wish was that bluhman suffered a horrible death, the downside, bluhman suffered a horrible death.

I wish that maplestory was made into a single player adventure/rpg

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Post by: White Dwarf on February 18, 2007, 02:33:04 AM

Granted, but you can only play it on Linex.

I wish I had more money so I could afford a flat or something,

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Post by: Dominicy on February 18, 2007, 02:56:40 AM

granted, but aswell as having enough money to buy a flat, you have enough to become flat, by laying infront of a train.

I wish that all trains were replaced by seven train cabin sized bowls of salad. (yes, white dwarf, you are in trouble if this is granted o,o)

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Post by: White Dwarf on February 18, 2007, 02:58:20 AM

Granted! But they hover!

Haha, they wont even touch me.

I wish that I also had a new laptop. >.>

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Post by: Meiscool-2 on February 18, 2007, 06:12:26 AM

Granted, but now a bird has your penis in its mouth :o

I wish these didn't exsist :para:  :frag:

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Post by: Dominicy on February 18, 2007, 06:21:24 AM

granted, they're replaced with viruses that are instantly downloaded to your computer when you even go on the internet. -_-

I wish that final fantasy 10's storyline wasn't so uninteresting.  _sweat_

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Post by: White Dwarf on February 18, 2007, 06:23:23 AM

Granted but they made a FF X-2 as punishment

I wish i didnt have a penis in my mouth

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Post by: Dominicy on February 18, 2007, 08:17:57 AM

granted, I'd rather not make a downside. :blue-eye:

I wish every wish or corruption didn't have something to do with someone's penis.

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Post by: Bluhman on February 18, 2007, 04:03:22 PM

Granted, but now your butt has something up it.

I wish I could get the line "when I was a lad, I ate 4 dozen eggs every morning to help me get large" out of my freaking head.

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Post by: DNAForAll on February 18, 2007, 05:09:49 PM

granted, but the emptyness afterwards causes your head to implode!

...I wish i could say anything without sounding lame...

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Post by: Fortet on February 18, 2007, 05:10:41 PM

Granted. Now everything you say makes you sound gay.

I wish I had a better computer than the one I have right now that was indestructible and incapable of getting viruses.

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Post by: Dominicy on February 18, 2007, 06:25:32 PM

granted, instead it came infected with the common cold, and never gets cured, so your going to have to deal with sneezing and coughing coming from your speakers.

I wish megaman had grenade launcher and a shot gun instead of an arm cannon, and he'll go around shooting funny looking aliens, whilst listening to dramatic music (its not from halo, who said it was >:P)

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on February 19, 2007, 02:56:11 PM

Granted, but the gods ignored your >:  request, so the master chief becomes Megaman. The downside, everyone is out for your blood for ruining the greatest Xbox game ever designed.

I wish for Ling-Ling's head.

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Post by: Glitch on February 19, 2007, 03:04:02 PM

Granted, but in exchange for it you must join a cult made up entirely of n00bs that worship Ico.

I wish that my save data from the GTA with hot coffee worked on my GTA without hot coffee.

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Post by: White Dwarf on February 19, 2007, 03:45:16 PM

Granted but you now have to drink hot coffee every two hours or die.


I wish my VLC media player actualy had a 40 on its volume level, atm its only got either 42 or 39.

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Post by: Dragoon de Sol on February 19, 2007, 05:28:23 PM

Granted but now, it only has 40 as a setting.


I wish I had some chocolate milk.

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Post by: Dominicy on February 19, 2007, 06:16:26 PM

granted, the milk is from a goat, and the marshmellows are actually your teeth.

I wish that dragon ball Z never existed (along with its huge forheaded anime style.)

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Post by: Kinslayer on February 20, 2007, 05:33:03 PM

Granted, now the series ends as Dragon Ball and they will keep repeating the chapters forever... AND EVER... AND EVER... AND E...


I wish that cockroaches grow up, and become my personal army to rule the world!!!!

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Post by: Koopapooper on February 20, 2007, 09:06:16 PM

Granted but I didnt read it right, so now u have army of cocks.

I wish my dog wouldnt rape my CATS when im at work. :s

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Post by: Dominicy on February 20, 2007, 09:17:47 PM

granted, instead, you do. O________________O

I wish charas' name was changed to knights of happy making friends having fun great time guild party happy time. xD

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Post by: JerseyDevil7 on February 20, 2007, 11:27:58 PM

No, just no, intead you get banned.

I wish fo a monkey!

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Post by: Koopapooper on February 21, 2007, 12:13:43 AM

I didnt understand so instead I killed u..

I wish I could get this song called "Circle Circle Dot Dot" OUTTA MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!!1 _sweat_

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Post by: Kinslayer on February 21, 2007, 03:42:04 AM

Granted, your brain comes out of your head, and you become a vegetable.

I wish to live in an RPG based world.

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on February 21, 2007, 08:10:05 PM

Granted. Now you must save the Kingdom of Charas by reuniting the seven shards of Peaceandstufflol and defeating the evil lord raffles. However, before you do that, you must add more to your party, so you save Meiscool's home town, find FFL's soul and return it to him, and you befriend your rival, Elemential hero. Now you must venture into the castle of darkness and defeat lord raffles. But you get pwned five seconds into the fight. Game over, you're dead. So you reload, die again, reload, die again, reload, die again, reload, die again, reload, die again, reload, die again, reload, die again, reload, die again, reload, die again, reload, die again, reload, and finally get his health down half way. Good luck!

I wish I had a skill cape in Runescape.

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Post by: ellie-is on March 21, 2007, 12:18:30 PM

granted, but all your other stuffs disapear. I wish I could finish a game.

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on March 21, 2007, 01:05:33 PM

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Originally posted by lucas_irineu
granted, but all your other stuffs disapear. I wish I could finish a game.

Granted, but it explodes once finished.

I wish Make A Wish and have It Horribly Corripted would restart back at the first post!

*Time warp.*

Quote

Originally posted by A Flood that is Dark
Here is how this game works:

Person1: I wish that Tingle wasn't in Wind Waker.

Person2: Granted, but the map is 10x bigger and you have to find the triforce maps yourself.
Person2: I wish..

And so on.

I wish that the Megaman series came out with something new.

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Post by: ellie-is on March 21, 2007, 01:12:43 PM

granted, but then i forgot how to play the game, and I dont make a wish

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Post by: elementalhero76 on March 22, 2007, 02:15:25 PM

Even though you don't make a wish you died.

I WISH WE SOON KILL LORD RAFFLES!

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Post by: Dominicy on March 22, 2007, 05:33:19 PM

granted, it turns out that I'm the main character, I fly in, help you kill him, and you become my underling on my next great adventure.

I wish everything in world of warcraft didn't get bigger as you get hire level AND that the answer to this wish won't be, 'granted, they get smaller.' :3

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Post by: ellie-is on March 23, 2007, 12:43:31 PM

granted, now they explode. I wish I was 10 cm bigger.

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on March 23, 2007, 01:26:56 PM

You grow 10 meters per cent you have. Have a nice day, godzilla. :D

I wish I didn't have this wish.

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Post by: ellie-is on March 23, 2007, 01:55:22 PM

you dont have to. Now, you are banned from the game and are in "the ban game" i wish i could eat your brain.

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Post by: Dragoon de Sol on March 23, 2007, 03:24:42 PM

Granted, but you get awful food poisoning and convulse in your bed till you expire  (J)

I wish that Megamax Zero had anpther direct sequel.

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Post by: WarxePB on March 23, 2007, 07:34:45 PM

Granted, but since Megamax Zero didn't exist in the first place, the sequel is even more nonexistent.

I wish that the person who posts after me would explode.

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Post by: A Forgotten Legend on March 23, 2007, 07:46:50 PM

granted,but now, my post never happened so, the wish is cancelled out.

i wish for a wish, and some tasty, non-poisoned, nothing bad would happen when i ate it, pumpkin pie.  :p

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Post by: ellie-is on March 24, 2007, 12:49:15 PM

Nothing bad happens when you eat the pie. But when you go home, someone kills you. I wish a flying fish.

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Post by: Dragonium on March 24, 2007, 03:16:12 PM

Granted. Whoops, sorry, I misread. You're now a frying fish.

I wish lol.

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on March 24, 2007, 05:00:19 PM

You turn into the O RLY owl and the image below shows your last moments on earth.

I wish girl.

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Post by: ellie-is on March 25, 2007, 12:43:02 PM

You get boy. I wish i could blow up charas

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on March 25, 2007, 03:55:40 PM

Granted. Now every member of Charas gets so pissed they put up wanted posters of you. Alex turned into the hulk.

I wish moo.

Have a nice day. :D

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Post by: Dominicy on March 25, 2007, 04:07:41 PM

granted, but you do infront of thousands of people who think its illegal to have moo.  now you die.

I wish that making pac-man 2k3 wasn't so tedious.

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Post by: Musha on March 25, 2007, 05:11:57 PM

Granted, but you make Ms. Pac-Man 2K3 instead.

I wish the Dopefish had a cameo in EVERY game ever made.

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on March 26, 2007, 06:27:11 PM

Granted, but you go blind and deaf so you can't enjoy them.

I wish Lucas_irineu would choose only one image in his sig. It's too big. :(

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Post by: ellie-is on March 26, 2007, 06:53:06 PM

Granted but now... now..... i change my sig and put another image (by the way, is my new sig better?). I wish I was Link.

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on March 26, 2007, 08:11:34 PM

Granted, but you suck at using his weapons, so the boomerang hits you every time it returns.

I wish blue.

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Post by: ellie-is on March 26, 2007, 08:31:53 PM

you get red. I wish i could master the boomerang, and be link.

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Post by: ellie-is on March 27, 2007, 12:32:28 AM

nothing happens. I wish double post was allowed. And nothing bad will happens cause i have a gif!

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Post by: elementalhero76 on March 28, 2007, 02:29:53 PM

you kill yourself have a nice day! :dry:

I wish charas forums is php free!

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Post by: ellie-is on March 28, 2007, 10:14:21 PM

You kill yourself and have a bad day *spamlas*
i wish a system 2

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Post by: Dominicy on March 28, 2007, 10:34:31 PM

you get system of a down

I people finish sentence.

^ that's the wish by the way

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Post by: ellie-is on March 29, 2007, 11:22:16 AM

Now people dont finish the. I wish i was in majoras mask

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Post by: Dragoon de Sol on March 29, 2007, 03:51:28 PM

Granted. You put on Majora's Mask and become his new form, Majora's Bitch.

I wish Megaman Zero had another direct sequel since I mispelled the wish earlier and that the corruption isn't that it sucked or that I waste my life playing it or something explodes or gets destoryed.

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on March 29, 2007, 06:18:37 PM

Granted. Nothing happens and everyone dies of boredom.

I wish for.

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Post by: Dominicy on March 29, 2007, 08:16:10 PM

gra, you.

I for cheese cake.

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Post by: FERGUS_MANERGUS on March 31, 2007, 01:36:33 AM

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I wish, that word wasn't so long.

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Post by: Dominicy on March 31, 2007, 03:29:32 AM

granted, its changed to yure faice.

I wish that world of xeen worked on my computer, and that it was april 3rd.

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Post by: FERGUS_MANERGUS on March 31, 2007, 03:36:44 AM

Granted, but its in an alien language.

I wish, I wish I was a fish.

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Post by: Bluhman on March 31, 2007, 03:37:10 AM

(This post completley and utterly disregards the things FERGUS just said.)

Granted, but now the Might and Magic series has come to an abrupt halt. And now it's April 4th! The birthday of my membership! Happy me!

I wish, upon a star, that I had some cake for this joyous occasion!

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Post by: Musha on March 31, 2007, 10:29:05 AM

Granted, but this "joyous cake" was made with a bad batch of hash, and you have a severe freak-out session.

I wish Final Fantasy XI was a regular offline RPG like th rest of the series...

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Post by: ellie-is on March 31, 2007, 11:24:47 AM

granted, but now, you conection is 56kb. I wish i could finish my new game

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on March 31, 2007, 12:33:32 PM

Granted, but the downside is.......there is no downside! That's a downside for everyone else! :D

I wish 5.

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Post by: ellie-is on March 31, 2007, 12:40:49 PM

you get 10. I wish 11

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on March 31, 2007, 01:07:53 PM

You get two fives.

I wish Q.

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Post by: ellie-is on March 31, 2007, 01:29:38 PM

you get w. i wish e

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Post by: elementalhero76 on April 01, 2007, 08:57:17 PM

You get me and I kill you now that's settled... i wish that some one get insaulted by my avatar.

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Post by: Vidian on April 02, 2007, 01:22:03 AM

You get your Wish,
But Then Everyone realizes that
the hands are sticking up thier index Fingers..

I Wish The Olympics were not coming to Vancouver
so the F'ing city can stop all of its Spontaneous Road construction that lasts until 1am In the morning.

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Post by: FERGUS_MANERGUS on April 02, 2007, 01:37:31 AM

Granted, but then Ozzfest comes and the construction lasts till 4am.

I wish, I wish I was a fish.

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Post by: Vidian on April 02, 2007, 03:28:54 AM

Granted, And then he turned into A Fish, but Died in his waterless computer room

I Wish I Didn't have any roommate...

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Post by: Dominicy on April 02, 2007, 05:44:46 AM

Granted, but he takes his half of you with him. >:]

I wish that disk stones aren't so dang hard to find when you need 18 more two upgrade your weapon in monster hunter.

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Post by: Vidian on April 04, 2007, 07:12:08 AM

Granted, They are slightly easier to find, but now you need 327 To Upgrade.

I wish I didn't forget to do laundry So I Didn't have to wear My ugliest pair of (But still super Hot) Pants Tomorrow.

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Post by: elementalhero76 on April 05, 2007, 02:45:15 AM

granted but now you have no pants for the machine shrinks tham all.

I wish _rayne_ comes back.

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Post by: Dominicy on April 05, 2007, 03:28:43 AM

granted, but he changes his name to brayne and brings with him his army of undead.

I wish I knew what to do in phoenix wright   :(

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Post by: Vidian on April 05, 2007, 04:09:54 AM

Granted,
But the game screen turns to static, A little girl comes out and Kills you,

I wish People (Dominicy) would stop refering to games I've never heard of.

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Post by: Arcanagirl on April 05, 2007, 04:37:53 AM

granted, but then a new game is released you never knew about.


I wish for money to puchase the rest fo Fate Stay Night Vols.

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Post by: Vidian on April 05, 2007, 04:52:31 AM

Granted,
But as you step outside of the store, The Sun reflects off of the Super glossy cover and you go Blind, Scream so loud from the blinding light you Go Mute, and your eardrums cave in from The High Frequency Shriek.


I wish The world reverted back to the Bartering system.

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Post by: Dominicy on April 05, 2007, 07:06:59 AM

granted, you've been sold to a kut-ku.

I wish they'd make a halfway good rpg for the computer.

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Post by: Vidian on April 05, 2007, 08:07:46 AM

Granted  Good Computer RPG (http://riceandgravy.typepad.com/rice_gravy/2006/02/gay_anime_fans_.html )

I Wish The 24 Hour convenience store down the street didn't close at 12 at night. Fuc*ing Bas*ards, I need a few more ingredience to make My Fake vomit recipe...

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Post by: Koopapooper on April 05, 2007, 06:46:03 PM

Granted but now they close at 4:00PM.

I wish my brother moved to England.

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on April 05, 2007, 08:33:38 PM

Granted. You move along with him.

I give my wish to koopapooper.

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Post by: Arcanagirl on April 06, 2007, 10:59:25 PM

granted, but it seems he isnt online.


I wish for more wishes.

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Post by: ellie-is on April 06, 2007, 11:32:04 PM

you get 2 wishs, but you wish you could fly, and, you fell down from the sky, and dies. i wish i could fly, but without falling

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Post by: Vidian on April 07, 2007, 12:36:57 AM

Granted, But you get caught in a Jet engine...

I Wish I had had time to see Grindhouse.
And that the rumors about Quentin's Movie being bad are false.

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on April 07, 2007, 12:45:24 PM

Sorry, but granting that wish would disrupt the fabric of space and time and whatnot.

I wish u.

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Post by: ellie-is on April 07, 2007, 01:22:49 PM

you get :badboy:
i wish  :jest:

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Post by: Dominicy on April 07, 2007, 04:34:03 PM

you get  :flower:

I wish I had time to continue playing Grandia II. >,>'

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Post by: Arcanagirl on April 07, 2007, 09:23:44 PM

granted, but your system breaks while playing.

I wish my boxset would get here already!  :yell:

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Post by: ellie-is on April 07, 2007, 09:53:52 PM

granted, but it is broken. I wish i was a better pothoshop artist

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Post by: Vidian on April 08, 2007, 08:04:24 AM

Granted, you get a better "pothoshop Artist"
And he's as confused as you are about ehat A Pothoshop artist does...

I Wish Blueberrys grew on trees and Bananas were at least 3 times bigger.

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Post by: ellie-is on April 08, 2007, 11:11:08 AM

granted, but they are not tasty. i wish i was a better "photoshop" artist _sweat_

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on April 08, 2007, 07:53:01 PM

Granted, you now only mildly suck.

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Post by: Dominicy on April 08, 2007, 08:33:15 PM

granted.

I wish crestfallen studios would make a sequel to the way. :jumpin:

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Post by: Koopapooper on April 10, 2007, 02:12:53 AM

Granted, But they forgot what it was about. (Z)

I wish Runescape,Ebuams world and Myspace will get deleted off the internet due to sucking .
 :)

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Post by: Dominicy on April 10, 2007, 02:24:06 AM

granted, but so do 90% of all rpgmaker games get wiped with them.

I wish my world of warcraft generated panaromas wouldn't come out so bad quality. >,<

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Post by: Musha on April 12, 2007, 11:21:30 PM

Granted.  They're better quality, but now they have naked orcs in them....male ones.

I wish I was lead character designer on the next Final Fantasy (Final Fantasy XIV).

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Post by: Dominicy on April 19, 2007, 04:35:05 PM

Granted, final fantasy no longer has such a wierd feeling when you play it.(Square is good at setting environments o,o)

Well, up until my eyes exploded, I was going to wish for a few 1000 pieces of gold for my WoW character, but I want new eyes with perfect eyesight.

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Post by: elementalhero76 on May 24, 2007, 02:29:44 AM

Granted but I kicked this post before you got them.

I wish it was easier for me to navigate this forum.

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Post by: Dominicy on May 24, 2007, 06:03:58 AM

granted.  everything ON THE ENTIRE SITE is on the front page right there for you! :D

I wish that I finally decided to finish Grandia II.

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Post by: WarxePB on May 24, 2007, 12:29:19 PM

Not granted.


I wish that I could actually get stuff done.

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Post by: Koopapooper on May 24, 2007, 05:31:05 PM

Granted, but it will take you a million years to get stuff done.

I wish War of the worlds is true and I was guy saying the "No one would believe" crap..

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Post by: game_maniac on May 24, 2007, 05:45:14 PM

^granted, but you get shot before you can finish your line.


I wish i was the funniest man on Earth.

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Post by: elementalhero76 on May 25, 2007, 07:19:43 PM

Granted, but no one thinks you're funny.

I wish I could find the Simple Systems for Beginner RMers thread.

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Post by: Musha on May 27, 2007, 05:31:05 AM

Granted, but a hacker has altered the thread'scontent.  It now contains the opening dialog from Zero Wing in place of the original text.
"ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US! YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME!"

I wish Nicholas Cage hadn't played Ghost Rider.  He kinda sucked at it.

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Post by: game_maniac on May 27, 2007, 11:28:17 AM

^Granted, but now because there's a game about the movie, Uwe Boll is directing the new movie.

I wish soap was cheaper.

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on May 27, 2007, 10:01:19 PM

Granted. It's now made of cheaper materials instead of it costing you less.

4

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Post by: Phayre on May 28, 2007, 01:14:26 AM

^Granted, but...... 5?

I wish I could finish my goddang novel.

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Post by: Grandy on May 28, 2007, 02:22:24 PM

Granted. It sucks.

Eye wish 4 sound.

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Post by: Musha on May 29, 2007, 04:20:46 AM

Granted...You get the sound of the world's smallest violin playing for you.

I wish for silence.

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Post by: elementalhero76 on May 29, 2007, 11:12:45 AM

granted but, you only stfu!

I wish for 10.

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Post by: game_maniac on May 29, 2007, 05:12:59 PM

Granted, you get 10 kicks to the crotch.

I wish for something shiny, but no blinding, something sweet, but not too sweet, a little bit of biterness too, something that is both solid and liquid at the same time.

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Post by: Musha on May 30, 2007, 06:20:28 PM

Granted, you get Michael Jackson.

I wish for darkness.

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Post by: Dominicy on May 30, 2007, 07:06:49 PM

darkness already wished for you, sorry. *poof*

I ____ for.

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Post by: Dragonium on May 30, 2007, 08:52:51 PM

Error 404: Wish Not Found. As a precaution, Dominicy.exe was shut down and deleted.

I wish for oxygen.

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on May 30, 2007, 10:56:12 PM

You O2, television for women.

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Post by: Dominicy on May 31, 2007, 03:26:44 AM

Granted, but missing Dominicy.exe deletes half the tv.

I wish I had four legs.

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Post by: Musha on May 31, 2007, 05:30:05 AM

Granted, but you lose your "third leg."

I wish I didn't have to sleep.

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Post by: Vidian on June 01, 2007, 01:54:42 AM

Granted, You don't sleep anymore, Instead,
There is a 3 Hour period where you turn into A Gremlin.

One night you will eat half of Fortet's Sisters brain.

I wish I had ambitions...

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Post by: game_maniac on June 01, 2007, 04:31:46 PM

^Granted, your number one ambition is to become the best drag-queen in the world.

I wish you could punch people through the intrawebz.

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Post by: elementalhero76 on June 01, 2007, 05:01:26 PM

granted but you lose to mike tyson in an cyberspace boxing match.

I wish ?.

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Post by: RazrZ on June 02, 2007, 01:45:19 PM

Your wish gets angry cuz u didnt finish it,so it eats your face.

I wish for anime girls.

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Post by: Fortet on June 02, 2007, 02:22:27 PM

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Originally posted by Vidian
One night you will eat half of Fortet's Sisters brain.

Don't do that! Then she won't have any brain at all! :P
Anyways . . .

Granted, but they all turn out to be transvestites.

I wish fo nothing :D

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Post by: elementalhero76 on June 02, 2007, 03:36:02 PM

You get somthing which I dont know what it is.

I wish for 0.

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Post by: Musha on June 09, 2007, 11:57:37 PM

Granted, you get  nil, naught, nada, zip, the airy nothing, the vast empty space, the antithesis of being.
However, as you have received nothing, you therefore havenven't actually been given anything, so your wish has been wasted.  Have a nice day.

I wish for immortality.

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Post by: game_maniac on June 11, 2007, 05:34:21 PM

^Granted. Everything dies and you're forced to wander barren wastelands alone for eternity.


I wish there was a better way to conserve the peanut butter jelly time flavor on my mouth.

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Post by: Musha on June 17, 2007, 08:05:06 PM

Granted, your throat is sealed off and your mouth is stuffed full of peanut butter and jelly and sewed shut.

I wish for unlimited ammo and a liscense to kill.

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 17, 2007, 08:18:00 PM

Granted, but recent studies show bullets do not penetrate the skin anymore.

I wish I would get off my *** and finish my FE faces for NFT.

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Post by: elementalhero76 on June 21, 2007, 08:36:13 PM

granted they all become my faces which i don't make any.

I wish for cheese cake because its my birthday!

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Post by: Roland_Deschain on June 22, 2007, 04:34:53 AM

Granted, but it's poisoned and gives you Smallpox.

I wish for a new shirt.

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Post by: Bedinsis on June 22, 2007, 07:52:08 AM

Granted, but you look obese in it. And there's a large swastika on it.

I wish I had a DS Lite.

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Post by: Musha on June 22, 2007, 02:05:33 PM

Granted, but it has like, five dead pixels and a big-*** scratch across the touchscreen. And someone shoved chewed gum into the cartridge slot.

I wish I had one hundred billion dollars.

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Post by: Bedinsis on June 22, 2007, 02:29:07 PM

Granted, but as you know money isn't happiness. It starts feeling as if life lacks meaning to you, and everything justy feels pointless. At the same time you're invited to all those fancy dinners and people who wants to be your friend.
Sorry, I meant your MONEY's friend. In the end you don't have any real friends; those you had before this wish you have neglected, so they don't want to be near you, they're all in you just for the money. Overtime you grow cynical over these facts, become a loner, and finally dies alone, unhappy.
(I don't know if I went overboard in this reply; if so, please forgive me)

I wish someone would fix my DS Lite.

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Post by: Roland_Deschain on June 25, 2007, 06:19:03 AM

Granted, but then it explodes because the person who fixed it was Osama and he planted a bomb in it.

I wish that I were a vampire with immunity to sunlight.

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Post by: Musha on June 26, 2007, 08:23:29 PM

Granted, but then a vampire hunter stakes you through the heart with a sharpened flaming crucifix that has been soaked in holy water.

I wish I had telekinetic powers.

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Post by: Phayre on June 26, 2007, 09:44:15 PM

Granted, but you don't know how to use them and accidentally rip off your own limbs with you mind. Mwahaha.
I wish my boyfriend was less aggravating.  _veryangry_

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 26, 2007, 10:38:20 PM

Granted, now he won't leave you alone and:
-constantly buys you gifts
-follows you from work up to your house
-sniffs the pit stains on your blouse
-feels the warm spot on your chair
-saves the gum you throw in the trash
-wants to stick your fingers in his mouth
-just basically creeps you out.

I wish my Vulpix could learn Decapitate.

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Post by: A Forgotten Legend on June 26, 2007, 10:48:47 PM

Granted!  But because your Vulpix is a level 31 and you only have the cascade badge,  It doesn't obey and uses Decapitate on you instead.

I wish I wasn't so lazy and would work on A Forgotten Legend.

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 26, 2007, 10:55:18 PM

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Originally posted by A Forgotten Legend
Granted!  But because your Vulpix is a level 31 and you only have the cascade badge,  It doesn't obey and uses Decapitate on you instead.

I wish I wasn't so lazy and would work on A Forgotten Legend.

Granted. It sucks.

I wish I could understand how exactly a Vulpix decapitates.

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Post by: Bluhman on June 27, 2007, 12:14:01 AM

Granted, but then it decapitates you.

I wish I could get to level freaking 24.

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Post by: HackersTotalMassLaser on June 27, 2007, 03:36:16 AM

Granted, but you can't play no more cause it explods.

I wish the next poster corrupted this wish.

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 27, 2007, 11:33:07 AM

Granted, the next poster will corrupt your wish.

I wish you would corrupt his wish.

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Post by: A Forgotten Legend on June 27, 2007, 11:57:20 AM

Granted.  The wish explodes in your face.

I wish that making battlecharsets wasn't so tedious.

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 27, 2007, 01:22:54 PM

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Originally posted by A Forgotten Legend
Granted.  The wish explodes in your face.

I wish that making battlecharsets wasn't so tedious.

It isn't, so your wish isn't granted.

I wish.

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Post by: A Forgotten Legend on June 27, 2007, 01:24:36 PM

Granted.  You fish because I saw an f instead of a w.

I wish... for a dish.  Then i could eat some pudding. Mmm..

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Post by: Musha on June 27, 2007, 01:43:08 PM

Granted.  Now you can eat all the mucus and blood clot-flavoured pudding you want.  Mmmm...

I wish I had a healing factor like Wolverine.

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 27, 2007, 03:21:39 PM

Granted, you heal......ALL OVER!
(Your ugly face vanishes.)

I wish Musha's face was ugly.

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Post by: Roland_Deschain on June 27, 2007, 05:10:48 PM

Granted. It becomes so ugly it melts your eyes and you die because your brain gets superheated.

I wish that this wish could not get corrupted.

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Post by: A Forgotten Legend on June 27, 2007, 05:19:09 PM

Granted.  This wish is not corrupted.

I wish Roland's wish was corrupted.

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 27, 2007, 05:26:20 PM

Granted. A giant worm hole ensues and sucks both of you in it as I watch.

I wish my Vulpix.....screw my Vulpix. I wish for more monies.

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Post by: A Forgotten Legend on June 27, 2007, 05:30:43 PM

Granted, but, as you turn around, the ignored Vulpix eats all your monies.

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Post by: Roland_Deschain on June 27, 2007, 05:48:52 PM

Granted? There is no wish to grant.

I wish for fish. Lots of fish.

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 27, 2007, 05:55:17 PM

You get throw in a trash bin for using the overkilled Wish/fish joke.

I wish I would stop posting in everything.

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Post by: Dominicy on June 27, 2007, 06:48:03 PM

Granted, everything starts posting in you.

I wish I had Bryce.

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 27, 2007, 06:58:21 PM

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everything starts posting in you.

I wish I had Bryce.

I guess that explains this. (http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c268/X_marks_the_ed/post_in_xmarkstheed.png)

Granted, you get Bryce in bed.

I wish I could revive Avatar Wars.

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Post by: Roland_Deschain on June 27, 2007, 07:53:07 PM

Granted, but then it gets locked an hour later for spammers.

I wish for a stack of pancakes that were pure, holy pancakes and could not be corrupted at all. (What? I'm hungry.)

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Post by: Musha on June 28, 2007, 09:32:56 PM

Granted, but since you're now an immortal vampire with sunlight immunity, you are no longer able to partake of human sustenance.

I wish people would stop calling me ugly and that the whole world would realize that I am, in fact, the hottest secksiest guy ever, and that really hot skimpily-clad ladies would line up just for a chance at the privilige of standing near me.

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Post by: JekGamer on June 28, 2007, 10:14:22 PM

granted. now your the only guy on earth, and am still ugly. But still the prettiest guy on earth.

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 29, 2007, 09:06:55 PM

Granted. You become nothing.

I wish I could kill the Caps Lock key.

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Post by: Dragonium on June 29, 2007, 09:10:41 PM

Granted. Everyone now types with the Shift key permanently held down.

I wish Charas turned green instead of blue.

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 29, 2007, 09:44:16 PM

Granted. (http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c268/X_marks_the_ed/charasgreen.png)

I wish for world peace.

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Post by: Dominicy on June 29, 2007, 10:09:20 PM

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Originally posted by Dominicy
everything starts posting in you.

I wish I had Bryce.

I guess that explains this. (http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c268/X_marks_the_ed/post_in_xmarkstheed.png)

Granted, you get Bryce in bed.

I wish I could revive Avatar Wars.[/B]

(Either you edited that or that's a SCARY glitch)

You get a piece of the world

I wish for...a hat.

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 29, 2007, 10:36:01 PM

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Originally posted by Dominicy

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Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed

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Originally posted by Dominicy
everything starts posting in you.

I wish I had Bryce.

I guess that explains this. (http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c268/X_marks_the_ed/post_in_xmarkstheed.png)

Granted, you get Bryce in bed.

I wish I could revive Avatar Wars.[/B]

(Either you edited that or that's a SCARY glitch)

You get a piece of the world

I wish for...a hat.[/B]

Neither. Greasemonkey'd.

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Post by: Musha on July 03, 2007, 03:47:06 PM

Granted.  You get greased  by the Greasemonkey.

I wish the movie studios would get off their asses and make the Max Payne movie.

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Post by: Bedinsis on July 03, 2007, 06:58:18 PM

Granted. However, it had next to nothing plot-relevence to the game(s), mediocre action-scenes and dialogues of lower quality than Silent movies.
Uwe Boll strikes again! :smoke:

I wish "A Blurred Line" was completed.

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Post by: Tomi on July 03, 2007, 07:54:26 PM

Granted, but its a Blurred Circle.

I wish life was fair.

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Post by: Musha on July 03, 2007, 11:44:29 PM

Granted, but now death isn't fair.

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Post by: aboutasoandthis on July 04, 2007, 12:04:43 AM

I wish I could understand Rock music.

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Post by: Dominicy on July 04, 2007, 12:38:31 AM

*slams two rocks together at 1000 MPH*
Better?

I wish for *explosion*

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Post by: Musha on July 04, 2007, 09:39:33 PM

Granted, the wole universe explodes.

I wish I was trapped in an elevator with Keira Knightley.

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on July 05, 2007, 11:48:00 AM

Granted. Nothing happens.

I wish I could design what has never been designed before: a word processor for Windows!   :o

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Post by: Musha on July 12, 2007, 06:07:44 AM

Granted, but then Bill Gates "buys you out"...In the same way he "bought out" Homer Simpson's internet business.  By that I mean he gets a couple of thugs to smash up your place and destroy all of your work.  And then a couple months later, Microsoft releases a new version of MS Word that incorporates most of your ideas.

I wish somebody would corrupt my wish in some way where I'd actually dislike the results.  Having nothing happen between me and Keira in the elevator...not so bad.  Being a rich, miserable, bastard...I can live with that.  Being immortal and alone for all eternity...sounds ok to me.  Come on, do something BAD to me.  I can take it.

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Post by: WarxePB on July 12, 2007, 10:02:07 AM

Nothing bad happens to you. However, no one informs you of this, so you continue waiting for something to happen until you are driven insane by the wait.

I wish that zombies existed.

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on July 12, 2007, 11:23:27 AM

Granted. But you are the last being alive as for some reason, they do not crave you.

I wish 5.

(And the whole "you get 4" thing is getting kinda old. Come up with something new, people.)

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Post by: Dominicy on July 12, 2007, 04:58:48 PM

You get AFL.

I wish for enough bandages to make a twenty foot tall hollow mummy.

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Post by: ellie-is on July 24, 2007, 07:07:30 PM

Granted, but the mummy eats you.
I wish I could speak english

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Post by: Dominicy on July 24, 2007, 07:36:01 PM

Granted, knowing english is it's own corruption.

I wish life wasn't so confusing. Q_Q

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Post by: Musha on July 25, 2007, 03:20:50 AM

Granted.  Now life is really boring.

I wish I could stop time at will.

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Post by: A Forgotten Legend on July 30, 2007, 11:55:03 PM

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You get AFL.

....


Anyway, Granted.  Now you can stop time at Will.  But only if you are near a person named Will. And not anything else.  even William.  Just Will.


I wish Dominicy.

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Post by: crunkman2000 on July 31, 2007, 03:21:04 AM

You get DIO. Unfortunately, he pulls a Road Roller Da on you, crushing you to a pulp.

I wish I had Dracula X: Rondo of Blood.

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Post by: Musha on August 05, 2007, 11:25:21 PM

Granted, but it turns out to be a hacked copy in which Richter Belmont has been replaced as the main character by Michael Jackson.

I wish Uwe Boll would stop making movies and become a convenience store clerk.

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Post by: Dominicy on August 06, 2007, 12:25:12 AM

(I thought that the Behemoth thing at the beginning falls in a giant hole and you never see him again o,O  Come to think of it, didn't that same thing happen to Talos, in Harmony?)

Granted, he's not just a convenience store clerk, also a convenience STONE clerk...I don't get it either.

I wish making a 2D game in RM2K3 wasn't so hard.

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Post by: Razor on August 07, 2007, 04:10:48 AM

Granted, it was so hard, now it's so much harder.

I wish Captain Planet was real and would fight against the Iraq in the war.

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Post by: Vlad Shadeu on August 07, 2007, 04:29:17 AM

granted, he fights both iraq and the US. he wins, thuc becoming dictator

i wish that i didn't wish for anything!

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Post by: Razor on August 07, 2007, 04:44:21 AM

Granted, you didn't wish anything and now YOU'VE become corrupted.

I wish Quentin Tarrintino would release 300 1 minute long movies this year.

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Post by: Bluhman on August 07, 2007, 04:44:26 AM

EDIT: Damn. Sniped.

Granted. But soon, you discover that each is about the exact same subject: Trees.

I wish you looked like an aerobics instructor.

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Post by: Razor on August 07, 2007, 04:47:17 AM

Granted, now I look like Richard Simmons (oh God) and I follow you around all day until one of us dies.

I wish YOUR favourite band would hurry up and release a new album.

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Post by: Dominicy on August 07, 2007, 04:52:03 AM

Granted, no new album is released.

I wish Record of Lunia War wasn't so glitchy ><

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Post by: Bluhman on August 07, 2007, 05:18:24 AM

Granted. It works so perfectly, you die of coma because you play it too much.

I wish for a PONYYYYYYYY!!!  :flower:

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Post by: Musha on August 07, 2007, 09:24:51 PM

Granted, you get PWN3D!!!11

I wish the cliched RPG hero's chosen occuaption of "adventurer" was a viable career choice in the real world.

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Post by: Dominicy on August 09, 2007, 04:50:02 PM

Granted, you adventure into the Forgotten City known only as Pittsburgh, and get eaten by a mutant zombie.

I wish people wouldn't think that the main character of one of my games wasn't evil because he's neutral-ish.

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Post by: Vlad Shadeu on August 09, 2007, 06:26:15 PM

they quit thinking he is evil.
they start thinking that he is demonic. they burn you on a stake for creating such a demon.

i wish some people would read the Smash Masters topic i made.

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Post by: Musha on August 09, 2007, 06:47:17 PM

Granted.  Everybody reads it.  Nobody comments.

I wish I had marksmanship skills on par with Bullseye.

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Post by: Vlad Shadeu on August 09, 2007, 07:00:23 PM

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Granted.  Everybody reads it.  Nobody comments.

I wish I had marksmanship skills on par with Bullseye.

my wish: something tells me that's already happened.

your wish granted: you do. you have the marksmanship of a blind bull.

i wish that i knew how to program in gamemaker and RM2K3 beyond everyone else and had the most masterful skills of everyone here.

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Post by: Dominicy on August 09, 2007, 07:36:43 PM

Granted.  The Way still owns your game.

I wish The Way had a sequel.  :D

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Post by: Phayre on August 09, 2007, 08:11:44 PM

Granted. A bunch of squealing n00b fans take it upon themselves to make the crappiest fan sequel you will ever see in all your days and all your nights.

I wish I had an army of screaming fans to do my bidding.

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Post by: Bluhman on August 09, 2007, 08:52:39 PM

Granted. Their screaming makes you deaf, and shortly after they come, they die of not taking breaths inbetween screams.

I wish I could use a broadsword legally in New York.

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Post by: crunkman2000 on August 09, 2007, 09:32:21 PM

Granted. Have fun swinging that "broad" sword around...she's at least 400 pounds.

I wish that more people respected T. Hawk.

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Post by: WarxePB on August 09, 2007, 10:04:25 PM

Granted. People start respecting tomahawks a whole lot more.

I wish that this topic would just die already.

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Post by: Razor on August 10, 2007, 06:21:25 AM

Granted but then someone will remake it anyway

I wish for mittens

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Post by: Dominicy on August 14, 2007, 10:42:57 PM

Granted.  Now get out!

I wish for a pyroclastic tongue that made me speak at a rate of three words a second.

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Post by: Musha on August 27, 2007, 07:00:37 PM

Granted, but it is of little use to you,as you no longer have a mouth.

I wish I could turn inivsible whenever I wanted to.

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Post by: A Forgotten Legend on August 27, 2007, 08:34:00 PM

Congratulations, now try to get un-invisable.  I'm sorry, you forgot to mention that you wanted that.

I wish for food.

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Post by: crunkman2000 on August 28, 2007, 01:53:38 AM

Granted. You get some mushrooms...wait, those aren't mushrooms, they're Goombas. Shoulda said something before you started eating...

I wish school would just go the way of Milli Vanilli and disappear into obscurity.

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Post by: Dominicy on August 28, 2007, 03:43:30 AM

Granted, no one loves you anymore, for some reason, though.

I wish I wasn't afraid of fighting Rathalos and Rathian at the same time.

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Post by: Musha on August 30, 2007, 04:18:56 PM

Granted, but they kick your *** anyway.

I wish I had a limitless supply of coffee.

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Post by: Dominicy on August 30, 2007, 05:32:35 PM

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Originally posted by Musha
Granted, but they kick your *** anyway.

I wish I had a limitless supply of coffee.

Obviously they didn't considering I won :P

Granted.   (B)

I wish I wasn't afraid of fighting two DIABLOS at the same time, ALONE.

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Post by: ellie-is on August 30, 2007, 06:56:50 PM

granted, but now you are afraind to fght 1 diablo when you have lots of persons to help you.
i wish someone to kick "the 1000 posts game"

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Post by: A Forgotten Legend on August 31, 2007, 10:46:03 PM

Almost granted, except that I was the last person to post in it.

I wish for food again... only... NO MUSHROOMS.  *Shudders at smell*

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Post by: Vlad Shadeu on September 01, 2007, 04:26:32 AM

you get an edible turtle shell.
out pops a koopa.
darn, bowser don't like you!

i wish i was a famous designer for a popular tabletop RPG while also writing several acclaimed novels and recieving the AFI life acheivement award for acting without harming my health in any way.

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Post by: WarxePB on September 01, 2007, 01:48:01 PM

Granted, but you never get laid.

I wish for nothing.

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Post by: Vlad Shadeu on September 01, 2007, 03:38:02 PM

granted. you become nothing, your life becomes nothing, and paris hilton releases a new album, which turns out to be nothing.

i wish i had all advantges of my previous wish AND got laid.

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Post by: Grandy on September 01, 2007, 04:21:26 PM

Sure thing. This is Arnold, your new found love.

I wish I could be perfect.

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Post by: Roland_Deschain on September 06, 2007, 12:46:07 AM

Granted. You become the perfect imperfection, making you a dead version of a normal human.

I wish George W. Bush and Dick Cheney suddenly died.

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Post by: Dominicy on September 06, 2007, 05:13:50 AM

Granted.  No one knows who the song Capital G is talking about now, though.

I wish I had four arms.

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Post by: Roland_Deschain on September 06, 2007, 08:05:12 PM

Granted. I don't corrupt it because everyone looks like a moron with four arms.

I wish I had an unbreakable, indestructible copy of Symphony X's Divine wings of tragedy.

Also, I don't particularly like Capital G, anyway.

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Post by: Dominicy on September 06, 2007, 08:41:26 PM

Neither do I >.>''

Granted, I hurt you with a shovel.

I wish for two cans of giant white monkey-repellant.

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Post by: Roland_Deschain on September 06, 2007, 09:08:55 PM

Granted, but it turns out that the cans were in fragmented english, thus you get two cans of giant white monkey propellers.

I wish my wishes would stop getting corrupted...

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Post by: Musha on September 07, 2007, 09:09:06 PM

Granted, but you are suddenely unable to think of anything to wish for.

I wish for super strength.

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Post by: ellie-is on September 07, 2007, 09:26:00 PM

Granted, but now you cant control yourself, and break anything you touch. I wish someone for work on the pokemon game.

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Post by: Roland_Deschain on September 07, 2007, 10:08:26 PM

Granted, but it ends up sucking.

I wish that my girlfriend would hurry and get back from her vacation.
(HAH! Owned, Musha.)

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Post by: Vlad Shadeu on September 07, 2007, 10:09:18 PM

granted, wish granter is already on team.
EDIT: roland beat me to the post.
Granted, your girlfriend comes back so angry she break up with  you.

i wish High School Musical 2 didn't have unrelated bits of song slapped on to just add time.

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Post by: ellie-is on September 08, 2007, 12:17:53 AM

granted, but one of the actress got banned from the movie from making porn. @_@

I wish I could donate to charas

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Post by: Phayre on September 08, 2007, 12:56:02 AM

Granted, but the money is intercepted by Phayre, who uses it to buy adorable Tsubasa plushies, which she loves forever.

I wish gelato was better for me.

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Post by: Dominicy on September 08, 2007, 04:53:31 AM

Granted, it tastes bad/worse now.

I wish the friends of the girl I like would stop being so jealous that she's willing to give me a chance.

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Post by: Vlad Shadeu on September 08, 2007, 05:41:13 AM

they do. she becomes so totally obsessed with you that she can't stop thinking about you and stalks you to your house and dreams of you all the time to the point where she is smothering you. you eventually get over her, and she kills you.

i wish my previous wish would be granted without duplicating the previous flaw!

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Post by: ellie-is on September 08, 2007, 12:43:08 PM

granted but i get completaly confused
i wish a wii

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Post by: Dominicy on September 08, 2007, 05:09:28 PM

Granted, you're a Wiimake of the Wii known as a Weh and X-play gives you a two, out of five.

I wish I understood why I thought all these MTV date shows are so funny.

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Post by: Akaroku on September 08, 2007, 05:27:58 PM

Granted, but in return you become a vegetable and all you do is watch the MTV date shows that involve women chopping up bull private parts and eating it.

I wish I was in a anime world...

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Post by: Roland_Deschain on September 08, 2007, 10:13:59 PM

Granted, you become a creepy, pointy chinned fat anime character that gets killed by someone far cooler, like Roland Deschain from the Dark Tower comics, or maybe Aragorn.

I wish rap would vanish and nothing would ever replace it.

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Post by: Musha on September 13, 2007, 10:23:34 AM

Granted, but now 50 Cent had decided to try his hand at interpretive dance.

I wish I was a rockstar.

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Post by: Roland_Deschain on September 15, 2007, 07:53:45 PM

lol.... 50 cent doing an interpretive dance would be the funniest thing ever.

Granted, but within a year or two no one remembers who you are anymore.

I wish.

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Post by: Vlad Shadeu on September 15, 2007, 08:08:49 PM

granted, but you recieve nothing.


about one of my wishes:

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Originally posted by lucas_irineu
granted, but one of the actress got banned from the movie from making porn. @_@

apparently that actually happened, but she didn't get banned because she had a contract


i wish High School Musical 2 didn't have unrelated bits of song slapped on to just add time

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Post by: Roland_Deschain on September 15, 2007, 09:13:37 PM

Granted. They rename it High School Movie: High School Musical 2, remove all of the songs and make it thirty minutes long. I still hate it.

I wish that, from this point on, everyone on charas has to give me six bucks per post. You can't corrupt this, due to a previous wish I made. Mua ha ha ha ha!!!

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Post by: Nightsrealm on September 23, 2007, 02:16:38 PM

wish granted! You get the 6 bucks from everyone on charas. Then a thug beats you up and steals it xD

I wish i could just have runescape deleted off the world...

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Post by: lilsniffs3 on October 03, 2007, 12:50:33 AM

Granted, but now everyone plays Maplestory.

I wish, I could think of a wish.

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Post by: Dominicy on October 04, 2007, 09:19:13 PM

Granted, YOU JUST SHOT ME. T^T

I wish there was a way to filter out which songs from A Blurred Line were crap and which were good... Stupid half-million song sound track...

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Post by: ellie-is on October 04, 2007, 09:22:08 PM

Granted, but now it is called A furied line and everyone confuses it with A Forgotten Legend.
I wish :( was :)

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Post by: Dominicy on October 04, 2007, 09:23:51 PM

Granted, but now according to everyone I live with I'm always happy. >.>

I wish I had the Monster Hunter Soundtrack ^.^

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Post by: ellie-is on October 04, 2007, 09:28:15 PM

Granted, but your pc blows up. I wish I had a wii

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Post by: Dominicy on October 04, 2007, 09:29:54 PM

Your wiish is granted.  Bad pun kills everyone.

I wish we were the only two online for the next ten days....And that it didn't sound so gay >.>

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Post by: ellie-is on October 04, 2007, 09:33:13 PM

Granted, but now forum gaming is full of unusefull wishs. I wish I had a DS

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Post by: Dominicy on October 04, 2007, 09:33:51 PM

You DO.

I wish I could make another good MIDI...

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Post by: ellie-is on October 04, 2007, 09:35:31 PM

Granted but you cant give it to anyone.
I wish I ahad a PS3 (for free, of course cause I wont pay a cent on a PS3)

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Post by: Dominicy on October 04, 2007, 09:37:10 PM

Granted.  Everyone buys a PS4 from the future because they don't want to have the same stuff you do.

I wish that using pictures for enemies in an ABS wasn't so difficult to code.

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Post by: ellie-is on October 04, 2007, 09:38:36 PM

Granted, but you give up of maknig ABSs cause they got old.
I wish I had a PS2

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Post by: Dominicy on October 04, 2007, 09:39:57 PM

Eh, good thing the focus of the game is more on exploration and minigames :3

Granted, it gets upgraded to a PS4 and everyone goes back to PSX.

I wish for fire. EDIT : On your head.

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Post by: ellie-is on October 04, 2007, 09:43:45 PM

Granted, you are on hell.
I wish a PS1. Oh, wait I got one. I wish a GBA. Wait, I got one as well... I wish a mega drive (also known as genesis). O s**t, I got it too! Then I wish a big plasma TV

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Post by: Dominicy on October 04, 2007, 09:49:54 PM

Granted, there's a big plasma leakage and stuff explodes.

I wish that Elesair was done, all but the text.

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Post by: ellie-is on October 04, 2007, 09:55:25 PM

Granted, but it sucks.
I wish I wasnt so lazy, so I could start working on astonish. (dont ask)

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Post by: Dominicy on October 04, 2007, 09:56:56 PM

Granted, I know what you mean.
O,o
o,o
o,O

I wish I could decide on a song to use for the trailer for Elesair. >.>

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Post by: ellie-is on October 04, 2007, 10:00:09 PM

Granted but... WAIT! You know what I mean? How is that possible?
I wish to know how yo knew what I meant.

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Post by: Dominicy on October 04, 2007, 10:02:12 PM

Granted, I'm not sure what song to use for my game's trailer, corruption,  :hi:

I wish monsters in WoW didn't get progressively bigger...

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Post by: ellie-is on October 04, 2007, 10:02:31 PM

You still have to answer the previous wish. I wish I could wish 4 wishes, double post was allowed and I could go to bed now.
EDIT: You was quicker than me. Crap.

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Post by: Dominicy on October 04, 2007, 10:07:16 PM

Umm, granted.

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Post by: lilsniffs3 on October 04, 2007, 10:31:15 PM

Domincy didn't have a wish, so I stole it.

I wish that Domincy and Lucas didn't talk to each other for a long, long, long,long, long, long long, long, long long, long, long time

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Post by: ellie-is on October 08, 2007, 11:21:04 PM

Agreed, but now you dont have ears.
I wish dominincy ot check his DA and post something on my DA

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Post by: Dominicy on October 09, 2007, 03:18:44 AM

Granted.  I'm distracted on posting on your DA so much that it's all I do in a day, and on my death bed, I curse Moosetroope with wishes for evil people to bite his neck until he marries.

GOOD GOING.  :dry:

I wish for a good, FREE, 3D graphic environment program.

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Post by: lilsniffs3 on October 09, 2007, 03:26:20 AM

Granted, but it automatically changes the picture to 256, paint style!


I wish, I wish, that I wasn't obsessed with Kingdom Hearts.

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Post by: Prpl_Mage on October 09, 2007, 04:18:37 AM

Granted but you are now obsessed with Final Fantasy X2 and developes a quie metrosexual nature because of it.

I wish that I didn't have any Forum Gaming Posts... Kinda like a mark in the record.

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Post by: Dominicy on October 09, 2007, 04:46:43 PM

Granted, now you don't.

I wish old games weren't, more often than not, A. too short or B. stupid.

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Post by: lilsniffs3 on October 09, 2007, 09:51:05 PM

Granted, when playing Super Mario Bros, you get trapped in world -1 (a glitch in the game) and you can't turn off the NES.

I wish, Squall in Kingdom Hearts COM had attacking and shooting poses. "Shootin' and a stabbin, shootin' and a stabbin'."

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Post by: Musha on October 10, 2007, 08:42:03 AM

Granted, but it turns out his attacking animation features him swinging a giant banana, and his shooting animation has him blowing a kiss at the enemy. Kawaii!

I wish  didn't have to wash dishes...

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Post by: lilsniffs3 on October 10, 2007, 10:38:57 AM

Granted, but now you have to do the laundry.

I wish that the next person would steal my post.

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Post by: Dominicy on October 11, 2007, 07:51:48 PM

Granted, I don't feel like copy-pasting your message. :P

I wish that Neverwinter Nights was more straightforward...

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Post by: lilsniffs3 on October 11, 2007, 07:54:06 PM

Granted but they rename it Balders Gate 3.

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Post by: Vlad Shadeu on October 12, 2007, 01:22:05 AM

hehehhe... no wish.

i wish that lucas irineu was not three diferent people.

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Post by: lilsniffs3 on October 12, 2007, 02:24:29 AM

Granted, his new pic has four people.

EEEK! No wish!

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Post by: Vlad Shadeu on October 12, 2007, 03:25:34 AM

granted. your brains slowly eeek out of your head.


i wish lilsniffs could think of wishes BEFORE he post

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Post by: Dominicy on October 12, 2007, 03:46:17 PM

Granted, now he's obsessed with thinking of wishes for you before he posts in anything.

I do not wish, I creaaaate... *buahahahaa*

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Post by: lilsniffs3 on October 12, 2007, 05:56:15 PM

Granted, but I didn't know what the hell I just granted.

I wish I could finish my " Highest State Test Scorers" project, in which I have to make a summary of Cereberus. Damn, I should have chosen Bahamut.

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Post by: Dominicy on October 12, 2007, 07:19:04 PM

uuuuuuhhhhhk.

I wish that everything and it's mother wasn't used as a plot for zombie games/movies.

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Post by: lilsniffs3 on October 12, 2007, 10:33:49 PM

Granted, it starts out with me not making wishs.

But, I wish wikipedia had more information on Cerberus. I finished my drawing, made after the one in Rpg 2k3.

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on October 16, 2007, 05:34:21 PM

Granted.

I do not wish. Wishing is for sissies.

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Post by: Dominicy on October 16, 2007, 07:28:51 PM

Kay.

I wish for sissies. O,o

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Post by: lilsniffs3 on October 16, 2007, 07:56:56 PM

Granted

I wish for world peace, because I don't want a zombie attack cause I'm a sissie.

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Post by: Dominicy on October 26, 2007, 05:02:30 AM

Granted, I'm pretty wimpy too.

I wish that this would go by faster *stares at uploading file*

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Post by: lilsniffs3 on October 26, 2007, 10:52:58 PM

Granted, instead of going 0.1% it goes 0.1.1%

I wish for a pet sea elephant.

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Post by: Dominicy on October 27, 2007, 04:28:09 AM

Too bad.

I wish that making a TBS wasn't so complex x.x

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Post by: lilsniffs3 on October 27, 2007, 05:52:38 PM

Granted, but RPG MAker only allows it to be easy if you have a sea elephant in your game.

I wish for a sea elephant, with a buster sword next to him.

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Post by: Dominicy on October 27, 2007, 07:55:02 PM

Kay, the sword falls and crushes him.

I wish I wasn't expected to respect my six year old nephew as though he were an adult. ><

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Post by: Vlad Shadeu on October 28, 2007, 07:22:39 AM

Granted. you are now expected to respect him as though he were a god.

i wish that i was more active on the charas forums without it totally absorbing my lifes attention at the same time, thus deleting the most obvious contradiction.

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Post by: Dominicy on October 28, 2007, 03:22:39 PM

Granted.  Now everyone thinks Charas is it's own corruption.

I wish the length of a day would double.

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Post by: Bluhman on October 28, 2007, 04:16:49 PM

Granted, but as a result, you only manage to live for 42 years before you die of Heart Disease.

I wish weeks had eight days, and only four of those days were spent working.

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Post by: Dominicy on October 28, 2007, 08:36:11 PM

Granted, the rest are spent sleeping.

x.x I wish I didn't feel sick the past three days..

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Post by: Musha on November 19, 2007, 01:10:42 AM

Granted.  You feel sick for the past three months.

I wish they would stop making vampire movies that suck (in a bad way).

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Post by: coasterkrazy on November 19, 2007, 01:19:39 AM

Granted. Did you know as soon as you posted that wish, a hungry child living in poverty died of starvation? Think of the children.

I made a wish.

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Post by: Dominicy on November 19, 2007, 05:32:02 PM

I granted it.

I wish Mario and Luigi's ending 'twist' wasn't so obvious the moment Peach said something about the Cobalt Star... >.>

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Post by: Musha on November 21, 2007, 06:52:57 AM

Granted.  The ending "twist"  is obvious right from the opening scene of the game.

I wish that starving children in poverty-stricken countries didn't have to die as result of my wishes.

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Post by: Dominicy on December 04, 2007, 02:59:35 PM

Granted, now your breath kill all puppies with in ten feet, though.

I wish Adam West starred in a case in Phoenix Wright. :3

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Post by: Musha on December 06, 2007, 06:26:25 AM

Granted, but Adam West is being charged with the murder of Phoenix Wright.

I wish every fictional universe from every form of popular media existed simultaneously.

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Post by: ellie-is on December 06, 2007, 09:58:27 AM

Granted, but spider man is killed by lex luthor and superman is killed by doctor octopus.
I wish I was spider man!

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on December 06, 2007, 06:18:43 PM

Granted, but I mistook it for "I wish I was a spider, man." I step on you.

I wish my wish was granted.

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Post by: ellie-is on December 06, 2007, 06:43:10 PM

Granted, but it sucks.
I wish I was super man.
Ha! Try to corrupt it now!

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Post by: Archem on December 06, 2007, 07:06:52 PM

Cool. You're weak against a rock, which people like th throw at you now that you're Superman.

I wish DarkFlood was still here.

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Post by: ellie-is on December 06, 2007, 07:31:15 PM

Granted, but he starts to flood on the forums and get banned.
I wish to have a pet coyote.

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Post by: Fake DarkFlood2 on December 06, 2007, 07:49:20 PM

Granted. He runs off a cliff and dies.

I wish I posted before Lucas.

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Post by: ellie-is on December 06, 2007, 07:56:33 PM

Granted, but now you are banned for double accounts.
I wish for fake dark flood dont being banned.
BTW, that was not me o.o

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on December 06, 2007, 08:46:53 PM

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Originally posted by lucas_irineu
Granted, but now you are banned for double accounts.

I think that only applies if you ABUSE double accounts. If what you said were true, Meiscool would have been banned for Jesusisme, Omega Weapon would've been banned for being Kijuki, and etc, etc. There, wish granted.

Read his email address.

I wish for more than two hours a day of time on the computer.

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Post by: Dominicy on December 06, 2007, 11:13:06 PM

Granted.  The internet is empty for some unknown reason every time you're on.

I wish for poison breath, with which to smite eth my foes.

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Post by: Vlad Shadeu on December 07, 2007, 01:40:36 AM

granted. you dont get any chicks.

I wish that i had an unlimited number of uncorruptable wishes.

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Post by: HobomasterXXX on December 07, 2007, 01:43:47 AM

Granted, but you inhale your own poison breath and die.

I wish the SA-X in metroid fusion wasn't such a bastard!

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Post by: Jaarroho on December 07, 2007, 09:45:31 AM

Granted, but now SA-X is sooooo nice you explode for no exact reason.

I wish every one that has posted here will explode in 2.5 seconds.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!

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Post by: ellie-is on December 07, 2007, 04:52:04 PM

Granted, but you explode as well.
I wish I wish red giant was a fish.

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on December 07, 2007, 06:16:45 PM

I'm afraid that wish cannot be granted, as it would tear a hole in the space/time continuum. All of your wishes must be corrupted, but any wish for Red Giant must work perfectly. There are conflicting results here, so NO WISH FOR YOU.

I wish they had just aired a more recent episode of Colbert Report instead of the one where his cast is removed.

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Post by: Dominicy on December 07, 2007, 08:42:21 PM

Kfine, they do that. >_>

I wish for chili.

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Post by: Jaarroho on December 07, 2007, 09:01:16 PM

You get the chilli but it was poisoned, and you explode.

Man, know I'm hungry. I wish for a NON poisoned Chilli.

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Post by: HobomasterXXX on December 08, 2007, 12:26:23 AM

You eat the chilli, but it's very hot so you decide to drink some water. the water is poisoned and you die.

I wish I could actually come up with a plot for my metroid game.

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Post by: Musha on December 09, 2007, 08:18:08 AM

Granted, but it involves a Samus/Ridley/Kraid love triangle.

I wish I'd stop accidentally cutting and burning myself at work all the time.

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Post by: Dominicy on December 09, 2007, 04:01:24 PM

Granted, you burn OTHER people at work.

I wish for the vending machine.

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Post by: HobomasterXXX on December 10, 2007, 06:44:26 AM

You get  the vending machine and eat lots of candy. You get extremely fat, then some 12 year-old rolls you off a cliff.....???

I wish a DS emulator would work PROPERLY on my computer.

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Post by: Darrellito on December 10, 2007, 07:48:45 AM

Granted. But all other programs stop functioning. Ctrl+Alt+Delete destroys your hard drive.

I wish marijuana was legal.

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Post by: DarkFlood2 on December 10, 2007, 01:25:41 PM

Granted, but you have to pay huge taxes on it.

I wish Calculus was easy.

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Post by: ellie-is on December 10, 2007, 02:13:59 PM

Granted, but now it majory sucks, and nobody knows what is calculus.
I wish I was good in SSB64

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Post by: Archem on December 10, 2007, 07:51:52 PM

Granted, but I'll always be better at it than you.

I wish for cake and a million dollars.

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on December 10, 2007, 08:03:40 PM

Granted........I have no idea how to corrupt this wish, congrats.

I wish I had the Rye or the Keiser.

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Post by: Fake DarkFlood2 on December 10, 2007, 08:07:27 PM

Quote

Originally posted by DarkFlood2
Back from the dead.

You're no fun anymore.

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Post by: Archem on December 10, 2007, 09:58:37 PM

...Okay!

I wish there was a fake me on the prowl!

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Post by: Dominicy on December 10, 2007, 10:26:12 PM

Granted, it turns out it's Lord Raffles.

I wish everyone would quit leaving.

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Post by: Darrellito on December 11, 2007, 12:29:48 AM

Granted. But then your banned.

I wish I didn't get picked up for petty theft in over 800$ in the last week.

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Post by: Dominicy on December 11, 2007, 05:20:45 AM

Don't we all ;p;

I wish for nice breathe.

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Post by: HobomasterXXX on December 11, 2007, 05:33:32 AM

your breath is so nice that everyone starts hating you because your breath is nicer then theirs.

I wish I had Metroid Prime 2(with a working Gamecube, and the disk is in good quality).....

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Post by: Darrellito on December 11, 2007, 07:22:49 AM

Granted. But then your house and every avalible  source of electricity  explodes.

I wish I could travel back and forward in time with no paradoxes or effects on the future.

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Post by: Musha on December 11, 2007, 02:36:58 PM

Granted, but you get eaten by a T-Rex.

I wish coffee had twice the caffeine.

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Post by: Darrellito on December 12, 2007, 07:35:59 AM

Granted, but now coffee gives a combination of Cancer and Herpes.

I wish that all religion was abolished. By choice, not by force.

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Post by: Dominicy on December 14, 2007, 01:34:56 AM

Too bad. *hugs Bible*

I wish for longer Alpha Force demo.

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Post by: Musha on December 20, 2007, 04:46:16 PM

Granted, but Uwe Boll plays it and decides to make a movie based on it.  The movie sets a new standard by which horrible video game movies are judged.

I wish somebody would post in the Caption Game thread

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Post by: Dominicy on December 29, 2007, 04:41:18 PM

Nevar  :p

I wish I could understand what's so great about the Beatles >.>

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Post by: Musha on December 31, 2007, 12:49:20 AM

Granted, but now you must drive around in a Yellow Submarine singing "I am the walrus, koo koo kachu!" fof all eternity.

I wish that nobody would grant my wish.

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on December 31, 2007, 09:11:57 PM

Wish grantified (Not granted, grantified.)

I wish to Captain Girl, then to up the from atop the tower.

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Post by: Dominicy on January 04, 2008, 05:32:49 AM

Granted, you stab Captain Girl, then break the mushroom atop the bean tower.  You heard me..

pie plz.

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Post by: HobomasterXXX on January 04, 2008, 05:41:11 AM

LENIN!

I wish the speakers in my mobile worked.

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on January 04, 2008, 06:04:56 PM

Granted. DEAFNESS.

I wish for MORE!

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Post by: DarkArcher on January 07, 2008, 01:21:50 AM

Granted, but now you are being sold by Mr.Bumble.

I wish Michael Jackson wasn't white.

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on January 07, 2008, 06:20:28 PM

Realistically, he isn't. Don't waste wishes, please.

I wish MORE more.

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Post by: ThexXtremeXx on January 07, 2008, 10:51:20 PM

I wish I had another girlfriend....

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Post by: Musha on January 19, 2008, 01:53:34 AM

Granted! Say hello to your new girlfirend, Brahne!



I wish for Lost Odyssey and an XBOX 360 to play it on.

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on January 19, 2008, 11:19:38 PM

Congrats, enjoy a lost oddysee (http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c268/X_marks_the_ed/ajgawshbdfkhsbKFAL.png) with your xbox 360.

I wish Skull Kid (Majora's Mask) was in SSBM, just for the hell of it.

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Post by: A Forgotten Legend on January 28, 2008, 01:16:46 AM

Congrads!  Skill Kid's special ability is that you die by a moon and get sent to hell with the character you were playing as!  (Even if it was skull kid!)

I wish for a _____.

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Post by: lilsniffs3 on January 30, 2008, 04:36:30 AM

You get _____

I wish Raiden would replace Snake in SSBB.

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Post by: HobomasterXXX on January 30, 2008, 04:55:24 AM

FOOL. YOU SHALL ROT IN HELL FOR SUCH BLASPHEMY!

I wish.

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Post by: lilsniffs3 on January 30, 2008, 04:59:27 AM

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I wish a new Terminator movie would come out that didn't suck.

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on January 30, 2008, 10:47:13 AM

Granted. The new one blows.

(I wish) I like to eat cheese, and plenty of it. Then I sit on the computer all day posting on Charas, and plenty of it. Then I go to sleep, and plenty of it.

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Post by: Dominicy on January 30, 2008, 04:27:27 PM

Congradulations, all that cheese constipates you beyond repair.

I wish that not all Linkin Park songs would burst out into screaming toward the end >____>

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on January 30, 2008, 06:27:48 PM

Granted. Now they're all those rap-like songs.

(OMG I forgot to make a wish.)

I wish upon a star.

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Post by: Musha on January 31, 2008, 09:51:58 AM

The star goes supernova.  You die.

I wish Birdo and Tin Star were in Super Smash Bros. Brawl

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Post by: ellie-is on January 31, 2008, 11:50:59 AM

Done, but now they only have one attack each, and this attack sucks. Their final smash kills themselves.
Someday I will wish upon a star

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Post by: Archem on January 31, 2008, 03:22:59 PM

Someday, the star falls on you.

I wish that I had a great job.

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Post by: ellie-is on January 31, 2008, 04:10:04 PM

Ok. Now you have a great job, but you get no money for it.
I wish I have super powers

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Post by: lilsniffs3 on February 01, 2008, 03:16:08 AM

You get super powers, in COH.

.siht dear dlouc I hsiw I

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on February 03, 2008, 08:02:34 PM

I'd teach you to read it, but then I'd be rushing evolution, which is bad.

I wish to be immortalized in a statue made of pennies.

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Post by: Musha on February 07, 2008, 09:41:02 AM

Granted, but somebody misreads the work order and ends up making the statue out of penises.

I wish people would stop ranting and whining  all over the internet about how every upcoming comic book movie it going to suck.

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Post by: ellie-is on February 07, 2008, 01:34:06 PM

Ok, now there are no more books or movies.
I wish the <A HREF="www.nonworkingurl">non working url</A> would work.

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on February 07, 2008, 08:05:03 PM

non working url (http://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&channel=s&hl=en&q=big+gay+man+sex&btnG=Google+Search)

I wish Control the pet population, have you pet spayed or neutered! Good night, everybody!

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Post by: ellie-is on February 07, 2008, 08:25:08 PM

You get big gay man sex ¬_¬
I wish I could shade

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on February 07, 2008, 08:49:01 PM

You get DARKNESS!

I wish into the vending machine.

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Post by: Weerd Thing on March 09, 2008, 06:19:41 AM

You're trapped inside a gumball machine.

I wish it didn't hurt so much when you get kicked in the shins.

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Post by: Dominicy on March 09, 2008, 06:54:43 AM

I never was kicked in the shin.  *kicks you*

I wish Pie - Didn't think different.

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Post by: Weerd Thing on March 10, 2008, 04:37:23 AM

Granted. Pie tastes the same as everything else now.

I wish I could jump off a building and live.

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Post by: Dominicy on March 10, 2008, 04:56:56 AM

You do.  Just barely.  Now you're stuck with a crippling fear of pavement.

I wish for another chicken...burrito thing.

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Post by: ellie-is on March 10, 2008, 04:27:46 PM

Granted, but now you love dicks and are very gay.
I wish this thread was called "Make a wish and have it granted on real life"

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Post by: Dominicy on March 10, 2008, 05:51:06 PM

Granted.  It's still horribly corrupt.

I wish I didn't wake up so late >.>

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Post by: Dragonium on March 10, 2008, 07:00:34 PM

Granted, now you wake up so early you're actually waking up late on the previous day.

I wish my UCAS card gave me discounts for shops I actually use.

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on March 10, 2008, 09:03:08 PM

Granted, in Sweden. They work in shops you would use if you were in Sweden.

I wish into Lucas' mind.

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Post by: Dragonium on March 10, 2008, 09:55:09 PM

Granted. Sadly you are crushed by a falling Wailord.

I wish real life was more like EarthBound.

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Post by: ellie-is on March 10, 2008, 10:30:01 PM

Granted, but you get beat up by hippies.
I wish I was Ness

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Post by: HobomasterXXX on March 11, 2008, 09:20:41 AM

You are, but I am Lucas, and my UP-B move is much better than yours.

I wish i had a WII

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Post by: Drakiyth on March 11, 2008, 12:11:04 PM

Granted, but you could throw your arm out or even kill the neighbors cat by throwing the controller.  O.o


I wish I could clone myself so they could also work on RoA and I could have some damn free time to make more crappy contest videos <.<

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Post by: Djanki on March 11, 2008, 01:10:37 PM

Done--but the clones all have the speech patterns of the President of the United Statesed of the America, George W. Bush.

I wish that I had a DeLorean...

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Post by: Musha on March 14, 2008, 10:01:55 AM

Granted, but it gets hit like a train, just like at the end of Back to the Future 3.  Only, difference is, you're still in it....

I wish Final fantasy XII had a traditional Final Fantasy-type battle system.

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Post by: Dominicy on March 14, 2008, 06:13:56 PM

Too bad.  Square can never seem to get things right twice. >.>

I wish I could pop that pimple thing on the pokemon in your signature >.>

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Post by: Weerd Thing on March 15, 2008, 03:19:10 AM

Granted. The liquid inside it covers you and you turn into that thing.

I wish that you could help me help you help me help you all.

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Post by: Dominicy on March 16, 2008, 06:49:47 PM

Me too.. Me too.

I want ham.

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Post by: ellie-is on March 16, 2008, 06:53:57 PM

Granted. It is a ****ing flying ham.
I wish for chinese food.

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Post by: Dominicy on March 17, 2008, 05:35:52 AM

You're just hungry an hour later.

I wish I knew why Lucas swore so much O.o

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Post by: Archem on March 17, 2008, 06:26:47 AM

**** what you want and **** your ****ing face. I'm off to **** the **** out of your ****ing mother now. **** off.

I wish that was a funnier reply...

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on March 17, 2008, 10:00:36 AM

Granted.

**** what you want and **** your ******* face. I'm off to **** the **** out of your ******* mother now. **** off with a moustache.


I wish I was in America.

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Post by: Dominicy on March 17, 2008, 05:09:32 PM

OH NO YOU DON'T MAN. x_x

I wish I WASN'T in America.

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Post by: Archem on March 17, 2008, 06:07:00 PM

Why? You're not old enough to have an opinion. Wish not granted.

I wish I could solve the problem of human stupidity.

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on March 17, 2008, 08:00:32 PM

Granted.



I wish I would stop missing Archem with my cannon shots!

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Post by: Djanki on March 25, 2008, 09:35:47 PM

Granted, but the cannon is double-ended, and kills you both...

I wish to be a little girl.

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Post by: Musha on March 26, 2008, 11:04:28 PM

Dude, your wish is already corrupted.

I wish my hair had the tensile strength of steel and the Prehensility of a mass of extra appendages.

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Post by: Bluhman on March 26, 2008, 11:21:25 PM

Granted, but now you shins are broken for some reason. And you're deaf.

I wish I could become a werewolf.

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Post by: Djanki on April 07, 2008, 08:10:25 PM

Granted; but you're now a furry, paired up with Fox McCloud.

I wish I understood what a Bluhman was.

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Post by: Red Giant on April 07, 2008, 08:39:02 PM

Granted, [SPOILER]it's when you get a pair of rats and make them fight inside your anus[/SPOILER]

I wish in heaven love comes first and ooh heaven is a place on earth.

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Post by: Dominicy on April 07, 2008, 09:47:22 PM

Granted, because I like that song x3

I wish my lust for a good Hack-And-Slash was dealt with :<

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Post by: Djanki on April 08, 2008, 11:03:22 AM

Granted. You get Diablo 1, not 2.

I wish I could get a Mac...

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Post by: dakota49 on April 08, 2008, 12:09:41 PM

Granted! You get a mac, but it is the 1986 Mac Plus.

I wish kids could learn the difference between there and their and two, to, and too.

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Post by: Dominicy on April 08, 2008, 04:13:26 PM

I knew the difference when I was a kid :[

I wish Ganon and his minions would seize the island of Koridai.

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Post by: Djanki on April 10, 2008, 11:17:18 AM

Granted, but now you must conquer each!

I wish she made lotsa spaghetti!

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Post by: elementalhero76 on April 16, 2008, 02:37:56 AM

Granted, but now its made from your small intestines and you now die.

I wish i knew javascript and not basic.

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Post by: Weerd Thing on April 16, 2008, 03:20:17 AM

Granted. You don't understand english, french, or any other spoken or written language that has ever existed aside from Javascript.

I wish they didn't say that all toasters toast toast.

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Post by: lilsniffs3 on April 16, 2008, 11:35:07 AM

Now they don't say it. They draw it.

I wish I could think of a wish that involved thinking about a wish that involves thinking about a wish that involves thinking about a wish that involves thinking about a wish.

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Post by: Djanki on April 16, 2008, 01:47:20 PM

Granted--you now wish that a bucket of KFC killed your father in an unfortunate ding-dong-ditch accident, involving a hammer, Phil Collins, and footage of Jean Claude Van Damme doing the splits.

I wish someone would kickstart my heart.

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Post by: elementalhero76 on April 16, 2008, 11:59:12 PM

Granted, but now you're undead.

I wish for love.

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Post by: Djanki on April 22, 2008, 02:04:09 PM

Granted. You meet a guy in a jailcell, named Bubba...

I wish I had some belgium waffles.

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Post by: lilsniffs3 on April 28, 2008, 01:19:50 AM

Granted, BUT YOU DIDN'T ASK FOR A PLATE. Or a fork. Or a spoon. Or a spork. Or pork.

I wish hobos could chug beer so saying "How much beer would a hobo chug-chug if a hobo could chug beer?" wouldn't make sense.

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Post by: Dominicy on April 28, 2008, 03:45:06 AM

Bite me.

I wish I was more motivated with RPGmaker.

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Post by: lilsniffs3 on April 28, 2008, 04:39:48 AM

Granted, but you skip school after using it all day. You eventually die of hunger.

I wish I could wish for a wish that involves wishing for a wish that involves wishing for a wish that involves wishing for a wish that involves wishing for a wish that involves wishing for a wish that involves wishing for a wish that involves wishing for a wish that involves wishing for a wish that involves wishing for a wish that involves wishing for a wish that involves wishing for a wish that involves wishing for a wish that involves wishing for a wish that involves wishing for a wish that involves wishing for a wish that involves wishing for a wish that involves wishing for a wish that involves wishing for a wish that involves wishing for a wish that involves wishing for a wish that involves wishing for a wish that involves wishing for a wish.

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Post by: Musha on April 28, 2008, 12:19:09 PM

Granted.  You die of old age before the wish is finished being granted, though.

I wish game designers would just release finished games instead of realeasing roughly 50% of the game's total content as paid Downloadable Content.

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Post by: Dominicy on April 28, 2008, 04:51:31 PM

Granted.  RUNESCAPE IS NOW FREE.

I wish people would stop joining just to make requests.

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Post by: A Forgotten Legend on April 28, 2008, 09:17:41 PM

Granted.  Charas then dwindles down the path of dying.

I wish, that cats we nicer.

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Post by: c0rn on April 28, 2008, 10:33:32 PM

Granted. But then they would be Dogs.

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener

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Granted.  Congrats!  You just became a weiner dog that is going to the Oscar Meyer factory to become a ... hot *pause* dog.

LOL I just thought of a funny response. Granted. But then the fat chicks would dig me.

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Post by: A Forgotten Legend on April 29, 2008, 12:57:20 AM

Granted.  Congrats!  You just became a weiner dog that is going to the Oscar Meyer factory to become a ... hot *pause* dog.

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Post by: Rayonius on April 29, 2008, 02:01:46 AM

i wish my wish would not be corrupted.

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Post by: lilsniffs3 on April 29, 2008, 03:57:07 AM

Granted, but that is the point of the game. You sent Charas into a black hole. Good job!

I wish the Mario and Sonic rivalry was replaced with IKE AND DEDEDE IN AN ALL OUT BRAWL.

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Post by: c0rn on April 29, 2008, 05:56:58 AM

Granted. But then this would result in significant changes to the past and Dakota Fanning would be President.

I Wish upon wish, hope upon hope, that someone catches that Damn greased up deaf guy!!!!

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Post by: lilsniffs3 on April 29, 2008, 07:08:02 AM

Granted, but Family Guy get's cancelled.

I wish there were no Simpsons clones. Or Jessica Simpson lookalikes.

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Post by: Red Fox on April 29, 2008, 01:15:09 PM

Granted, everyone is now gay and wears a tanktop that says "I'm queer and I'm here".

I wish I once had a wish I would have wished that I had a wish at this moment.

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Post by: Dominicy on April 29, 2008, 04:59:31 PM

>_>?

I wish I would stop getting stuck granting the confusing wishes.

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Post by: WarxePB on April 29, 2008, 08:10:59 PM

Granted, but then your brain melts from the enlightenment.

I wish that Tingle was in Twilight Princess.

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Post by: Red Fox on April 29, 2008, 08:34:35 PM

Granted, Tingle was in Twilight Princess where he raped Ganon who nine month later gave birth to Bowser.

I wish this wish was confusing.

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Post by: lilsniffs3 on April 29, 2008, 08:46:08 PM

Granted, except I have no clue what I granted.

I wish FF spin-offs didn't suck.

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Post by: Rayonius on April 30, 2008, 12:12:56 AM

granted. final fighting fantasy (http://www.newgrounds.com/collection/finalfightingfantasy) , except he didn't finish... :(

I wish free mmorpgs really were as good as they say.

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Post by: lilsniffs3 on April 30, 2008, 01:47:46 AM

Granted, Club Penguin becomes better than WoW.

I wish KH:358 1/2 Days would come out sooner. Everywhere.

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Post by: c0rn on April 30, 2008, 11:17:44 PM

Granted. the demo is out but the run time is 30 seconds.

I wish that I could touch the moon.

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Post by: lilsniffs3 on May 02, 2008, 12:16:54 PM

Granted. You also touch the sun and burn.

I wish i could Shoryuken my enemy and light them on fire. FIRE!

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Post by: Dominicy on May 02, 2008, 04:20:46 PM

Granted, but if this is a Naruto reference you die.

I wish Naruto would die. >___>

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Post by: lilsniffs3 on May 02, 2008, 07:18:43 PM

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Granted, but if this is a Naruto reference you die.

Nope, just because I was playing SF2 on GameTap. (Ken's Shoryuken.)

Granted, Naruto died in Japan in the newest chapter. Now you have to wait for the English version to catch up.

I wish I could afford a Death Note volume, cause I'm flat broke.

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Post by: Rayonius on May 02, 2008, 11:48:48 PM

Granted, but commercials are embedded in the episodes *mwa ha ha*

(wtf, naruto dies?)

I wish i was a blackbelt.

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Post by: lilsniffs3 on May 03, 2008, 03:41:10 AM

Granted, you are now a blackbelt. Literally.

BTW, Naruto doesn't die. Just to grant the wish.

I wish Hannah Montana replaced Zelda in SSBB.

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Post by: c0rn on May 03, 2008, 05:31:37 AM

Granted. Zelda, in turn takes over Hannah Montana's tv show and eventually the life of miley cyrus.

I wish that they made flying/hovering skateboards.

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Post by: lilsniffs3 on May 05, 2008, 03:37:36 AM

Granted, but you destroy Back to the Future part 2. You sick bastard.

I wish the Alt. song in Drawn to Life didn't have the constant "Wapo!"s in the song so I could use it as a battle theme.

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Post by: c0rn on May 05, 2008, 08:23:30 AM

Granted. It is replaced with the Final Fantasy "Dimatayo".

I Wish that my second wish was more wishful than my first wish, but not as wishful or slightly less wishful than my 4th and 5th wish combined.

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Post by: Dominicy on May 05, 2008, 05:08:41 PM

I am really getting tired of your wishes that kill my brain before I even read 'I wish' @_@  GRANTED.  BUT, you now have two hundred to five thousand burning needles placed in every available opening on your body.  Even pores.

I wish TV didn't suck at 5:00

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Post by: c0rn on May 05, 2008, 09:21:47 PM

Granted. It would start sucking at 5:01

I wish that Dominicy could decode any wish, even the super somplicated ones.

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Post by: Emerates on May 05, 2008, 09:54:41 PM

Granted, but somplicated then is removed from the dictionary twice.

I wish I had three golden kangaroos.

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Post by: Djanki on May 06, 2008, 11:56:06 AM

Granted, but they're Fool's Gold.

I wish for faster internet service.

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Post by: HobomasterXXX on May 06, 2008, 12:16:09 PM

You go form 56k dialup to 57k dialup.

I wish i had Morrowind. NOW!

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Post by: c0rn on May 07, 2008, 06:03:32 AM

Granted. You instantly receive Morrowind, but you also get crabs.

I wish somebody made mmbn chipsets, good ones.

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Post by: Musha on May 13, 2008, 12:45:21 AM

Granted.  Somebody makes some very good Monster Mom's Botox Nation chipsets.

I wish Monster Mom's Botox Nation was actually a real game.

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Post by: Djanki on May 20, 2008, 05:57:53 PM

Granted--it comes out on the Wii, and sells like nothing else, spawning a whole series of Monster Mom games.

I wish I had internet at home.

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Post by: Dominicy on May 20, 2008, 06:48:13 PM

Granted.  You're stuck with 'LOLGHAIMAN' Firefox theme.  Permanently.  Even if you don't have Firefox.

I wish that more Castlevania games were as hard as Rondo of Blood >.>

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Post by: Musha on May 21, 2008, 04:52:13 PM

Granted, but Rondo of Blood is suddenly much easier.

I wish for a genie and a leprechaun so I can make them both grant me wishes.

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Post by: Higor on May 21, 2008, 10:38:08 PM

Granted, but they wished each other to die, then they die...
I wish Le Brown James is smaller than my dog.

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Post by: Djanki on May 22, 2008, 04:56:07 PM

Granted, but you now have to live with the horror of your dog humping Le Brown James in front of you...for the rest of your life!

I wish the GTS for Pokemon Diamond wasn't so crappy.

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Post by: Dominicy on May 30, 2008, 12:50:29 AM

Granted, the grand turbo sperm in Pokemon Diamond are now slightly less chunky.

I wish I was more active here.

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Post by: Vlad Shadeu on August 17, 2008, 05:21:06 AM

Your so active you never move from the forum, your life is consumed by it, and when they unplug the comp so you can eat, you die.

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Post by: mironic on August 17, 2008, 05:26:10 AM

i wish for a friend on this forum T_T ;( :(

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Post by: Meiscool-2 on August 17, 2008, 09:57:22 AM

Won't happen.

I WISH I WAS A FISH

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Post by: mironic on August 17, 2008, 09:59:56 AM

won't happen cuz u dident grant mine.

 i wish you were a meatball :).

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Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on August 17, 2008, 10:01:24 AM

Quote from: Meiscool on August 17, 2008, 09:57:22 AM

I WISH I WAS A FISH

(Yeah, I'm completely skipping over mironic's wish)
Your wish has been granted, but you're in the middle of a desert.

I wish I had a lightsaber!

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Post by: mironic on August 17, 2008, 10:01:54 AM

granted...

i wish i had a cookie ^^.

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Post by: Meiscool-2 on August 17, 2008, 10:03:58 AM

Granted, but the cookie has aids in it and for some reason you ate it with your ***. Good job.

I wish that SOMEONE knew how to play THE GAME.

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Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on August 17, 2008, 10:10:51 AM

(Assuming you mean this game) Granted, but the the thread gets locked and sent to the junk bin before that someone gets a chance to post in it.

I wish I could shoot lasers from my fingertips.

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Post by: Red Fox on August 17, 2008, 10:12:27 AM

Granted but the lasers goes backwards so if you fire them your hands will be blown off.

I wish my right hand could talk.

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Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on August 17, 2008, 10:17:59 AM

Granted. It's quite the talker. In fact, it talks too much. Well actually, too much is an understatement. It talks every second of every minute of every hour of every day. It doesn't let you concentrate on anything, it doesn't let you sleep, and the frequency at which it outputs it's voice is enough to drive anybody insane. Long story short, it leads to a suicide attempt. Unfortunately, it is stopped, and you are forced to sit in a little white box for the rest of your life, all the while enduring the horror of your over-talkative hand.

I wish I had a titanium spork.

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Post by: Drakiyth on August 17, 2008, 10:27:57 AM

Quote from: Uberpwn_w00t on August 17, 2008, 10:17:59 AM

Granted. It's quite the talker. In fact, it talks too much. Well actually, too much is an understatement. It talks every second of every minute of every hour of every day. It doesn't let you concentrate on anything, it doesn't let you sleep, and the frequency at which it outputs it's voice is enough to drive anybody insane. Long story short, it leads to a suicide attempt. Unfortunately, it is stopped, and you are forced to sit in a little white box for the rest of your life, all the while enduring the horror of your over-talkative hand.

I wish I had a titanium spork.

Granted, but the spork is nuclear and you're poisoned with radiation.

I wish I had a pocket cleric.

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Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on August 17, 2008, 10:32:17 AM

Granted, but one day it decides to give you this guy's (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DStwXsmZ3OE) disease.

I wish I could squirt noodles from my kneecaps.

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Post by: Red Fox on August 17, 2008, 10:40:51 AM

Granted. But during the apocalypse Satan turns all noodles into giant flesh eating monsters wich causes your knees to spawn Giglamech the king of the flesh eating noodle monsters. Wich then proceed to eat you and the rest of man kind.

I wish this wish was alive.

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Post by: Drakiyth on August 17, 2008, 10:44:05 AM

Quote from: Red Fox on August 17, 2008, 10:40:51 AM

Granted. But during the apocalypse Satan turns all noodles into giant flesh eating monsters wich causes your knees to spawn Giglamech the king of the flesh eating noodle monsters. Wich then proceed to eat you and the rest of man kind.

I wish this wish was alive.

Granted, but your wish bites your cack off.

I wish I could teleport.

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Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on August 17, 2008, 10:49:23 AM

Granted, but one day your aim is a little off, and you teleport into hell, where you are strapped down and sexually tortured by Satan for the rest of eternity.

I wish I had the Pick of Destiny.

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Post by: Red Fox on August 17, 2008, 11:25:03 AM

Granted. You got the PoD. You break it. Satan comes. You challange Satan to a Rock off. You lose. Your now Satans sex slave for ever and ever.

I wish you could buy the letter "H" in a can.

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on August 17, 2008, 12:02:07 PM

Quote from: Meiscool on August 17, 2008, 10:03:58 AM

THE GAME.

You just lost. I'm not sure what, though. :P

Granted. But they give you five Q's and only two U's.

I wish I could fly, up so high, to the sky.....

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Post by: Darrellito on August 18, 2008, 10:28:14 PM

Granted, But only if you think of terrible nightmarish things.

I wish life were more like Roleplaying Games.

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Post by: Vlad Shadeu on August 19, 2008, 12:32:25 AM

Granted, but you always have to roll at least a 5 to suceed and you are given only a four sided dice and lack any positive modifiers whatsoever.

I wish everyone elses wishes got granted with no penalties to anyone.

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Post by: _JeT_ on August 19, 2008, 12:51:20 AM

Granted, but I have become dictator of the world, millions win the lottery, everyone becomes rich, the world becomes unified... but difference in opinions, and social standings, eventually lead to World War 3, which will lead to the use of nuclear and biological weapons, but since nothing bad can happen, people can no longer die, and have to forever live in the war torn world, and have to put up with their seemingly wonderful lives.

I wish I was dictator of the world.

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Post by: Fisherson on August 19, 2008, 01:19:14 AM

Granted, but now earth is destroyed by alien children just to anoy their parents.





I wish that had a real R2 unit and was a real Jedi.

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Post by: Vlad Shadeu on August 19, 2008, 01:44:11 AM

Granted. you become a real FEMALE Jedi, one that everyone hits on, you suck at the force and almost everything backfires, and your R2 Unit is so defunct it explodes on any verbal command.

I wish i had a computer that functioned on my every thought as i thought it and was the fastest computer in the world so i could create games, resources, and novels on a whim, while also being immune to any viruses of any kind, never malfunctioned, and kept track of my schedule so i would know when to stop playing and start doing something and would never neglect my real life duties.

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Post by: _JeT_ on August 19, 2008, 01:48:13 AM

Granted, but you are robbed, raped, and killed by an unknown assailant, me, who was after the perfect computer.

I wish I had wings.

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Post by: Vlad Shadeu on August 19, 2008, 01:52:53 AM

Quote from: _JeT_ on August 19, 2008, 01:48:13 AM

Granted, but you are robbed, raped, and killed by an unknown assailant, me, who was after the perfect computer.

I wish I had wings.

You have devil wings and are hated by everyone and eventually a cult finds you, kills you, and worships your corpse.

I wish i had a LAPTOP that functioned on my every thought as i thought it and was the fastest laptop in the world so i could create games, resources, and novels on a whim, while also being immune to any viruses of any kind, never malfunctioned, and kept track of my schedule so i would know when to stop playing and start doing something and would never neglect my real life duties, and that this computer would be distributed to EVERY HUMAN BEING on the planet as well as internet connection and constant perpetual energy supply.

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Post by: Fisherson on August 19, 2008, 01:56:52 AM

Granted, but it feeds on your life energies.

I wish I had a fried Ed sandwich.

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Post by: Vlad Shadeu on August 19, 2008, 01:58:32 AM

Granted, you are immediately arested for canabalism and the ghost comes to your cell every night to haunt and rape you.

I wish i had a LAPTOP that functioned on my every thought as i thought it and was the fastest laptop in the world so i could create games, resources, and novels on a whim, while also being immune to any viruses of any kind, never malfunctioned, and kept track of my schedule so i would know when to stop playing and start doing something and would never neglect my real life duties, and that this computer would be distributed to EVERY HUMAN BEING on the planet as well as internet connection and constant perpetual energy supply THAT WAS NOT MY LIFE ENGINES.

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Post by: Darrellito on August 19, 2008, 02:16:22 AM

Granted, but an eventual rise in technology rids the world of all kinds of laptops and computers.

I wish that the world as we know it would be completely warp into a mix of every final fantasy game except 12 and the world of Star Wars.

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Post by: Vlad Shadeu on August 19, 2008, 02:21:03 AM

Granted, since Star Wars is in the past, the technology got lost and never re found, and you neglect that technically a Final Fantasy game as well, brining every disney world in as well. I murder Sora and frame you.

I wish could shape shift on a whim and had perfect control over the aforementioned power

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Post by: Darrellito on August 19, 2008, 02:26:12 AM

Granted, but stupid people accuse you of being a witch and burn you at the steak.

I wish I could travel freely back and forth through time and never suffer any repercussions.

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Post by: Vlad Shadeu on August 19, 2008, 02:30:15 AM

Quote from: Darrellito on August 19, 2008, 02:26:12 AM

Granted, but stupid people accuse you of being a witch and burn you at the steak.

I wish I could travel freely back and forth through time and never suffer any repercussions.

Granted, but when you go forward in time you suffer PERCUSSIONS, and you go deaf.
oh, and burning one upon the STEAK isn't really a threat, although burning at the STAKE is.

I wish i could shape shift on a whim with perfect control over said power and cure idiocy and cancer and aids.

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Post by: _JeT_ on August 19, 2008, 02:33:22 AM

Granted, but you turn into a piece of ****, and, since **** has no powers, brains, or a life for that matter, you're forever stuck that way.

I wish the next poster was dead.

Quote from: Vlad Shadeu on August 19, 2008, 01:52:53 AM

You have devil wings and are hated by everyone and eventually a cult finds you, kills you, and worships your corpse.

I'd actually enjoy that.

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Post by: Darrellito on August 19, 2008, 02:41:47 AM

Quote from: Vlad Shadeu on August 19, 2008, 02:30:15 AM

Oh, and burning one upon the STEAK isn't really a threat, although burning at the STAKE is..

Oh, I didn't mean tied to a peice of wood, cause you could morph out of them. I meant that you were burnt on a pile of cut beef and pork steaks.


Granted, but this thread doesn't die.

I wish that I could have anything I wanted as long as I concentrated hard enough on materializing it.

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Post by: Vlad Shadeu on August 20, 2008, 12:23:55 AM

Granted, but it takes more concentration then you will ever obtain.

I wish that i knew everything and could prove any point to anyone with no brain overload or physical consequence.

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Post by: _JeT_ on August 20, 2008, 12:31:56 AM

Granted, but you become a smartass, and everyone will hate you, and you'll be alone.

I wish the sun would die out.

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Post by: Meiscool-2 on August 20, 2008, 12:38:40 AM

Granted, but now no pot can grow cuz uf ur dum wish

I wish I had a vagina. (which I do cuz I'm a girl)

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Post by: _JeT_ on August 20, 2008, 12:42:39 AM

Granted, but you have Barrack Obama's Hillary Clinton's vagina, and that desolate wasteland, hasn't seen action since the dawn of time.

I wish Meis would date Mironic.

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Post by: Darrellito on August 20, 2008, 08:37:54 AM

Granted, but they end up on Maury and find out that JeT, you are the father.


I wish every person on earth had some form of a superpower.

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Post by: Meiscool-2 on August 20, 2008, 08:42:03 AM

Granted. Your power is the ability to take anything up the ***.

I wish that Clay won American Idol.

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Post by: Darrellito on August 20, 2008, 08:46:08 AM

Granted, but then finds you, takes you down to a dark room in his basement, and forces you to suck him off while lisening to track after track of his solo album.

*Dons a tiara* I wish to end world hunger *Giggles*

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Post by: Vlad Shadeu on August 20, 2008, 11:53:00 PM

Granted. the planet Earth (the world) itself is no longer hungry, as it now eats everything it produces, leaving everyone starving and eventually dead.


I wish i could control the emotions of love and hate.

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Post by: Red Fox on August 21, 2008, 09:38:04 AM

Granted. But the power of controling emotions is to great for you so you suffer a mental meltdown and run for president of America. You win and lead America into a golden age but when you decide that bananas should be banned from eating you set of a chain of events wich leads up to the end of the world.

I wish Atlantis hadn't sunk to the bottom of the ocean.

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Post by: Darrellito on August 21, 2008, 02:58:36 PM

Granted, but the rest of the world rises to the skies.

I wish I could make peoples heads explode with my mind.

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Post by: _JeT_ on August 21, 2008, 04:30:48 PM

Granted, but you think too hard, causing your own head to explode, as you concentrated on your own mind

I wish the next poster couldn't corrupt my wish of world domination.

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Post by: Vlad Shadeu on August 22, 2008, 01:54:17 AM

Granted... but you never wished for world domination.

I wish i could control the emotions of love and hate without a mental, physical, or psychological breakdown.

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Post by: Fisherson on August 22, 2008, 02:17:57 AM

Granted but know the world is covered in darkness and we all freeze to death.


I wish had a corprate office and a fancy car and great wife who wouldn't leave me or try to kill me in
my sleep.

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Post by: _JeT_ on August 22, 2008, 02:29:07 AM

Granted, but I kill you for your possessions, and "steal" your wife. ;)

I wish whenever I yell "Ouendan!", a Japanese cheer squad would appear, and help me succeed at everything.

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Post by: Fisherson on August 22, 2008, 02:38:36 AM

Grnated, but the're an all male cheerleading squad.



I wish we had a Star gate.

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Post by: _JeT_ on August 22, 2008, 02:42:30 AM

Granted, but some kind of half pigbear, half man comes out and kills you.

I wish the Republic of the Congo became part of the new USSR.

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Post by: Darrellito on August 22, 2008, 02:47:27 AM

Granted, but it turns out to just be a dream.

I wish this wish was horribly corrupted.

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Post by: _JeT_ on August 22, 2008, 02:52:13 AM

Hmm... Nah, don't think so...

I wish you were dead...

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Post by: Bluhman on August 22, 2008, 03:21:06 AM

Granted, but the wish completely misses its target and kills Gemini! And then I capture his soul in a gem.

I wish I could get my damn sleep schedule back to normal.

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Post by: mironic on August 22, 2008, 11:42:05 AM

granted, but when you wake up you find yourself in hevan

i wish blueman goodluck

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Post by: _JeT_ on August 22, 2008, 03:08:26 PM

Granted... but... he steals your soul, as you wished him good luck.

I wish the next poster would get *** raped, and I would be unaffected in any way.

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Post by: Darrellito on August 22, 2008, 10:35:28 PM

Granted, but metal plating prevents *** entrance.

I wish you would explode and then come back together and explode again over and over.

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Post by: _JeT_ on August 23, 2008, 12:52:27 AM

Granted, but I was standing next to you.

I wish that I replaced Satan, as the ruler of hell, and Satan would be my bitch.

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Post by: mironic on August 23, 2008, 01:58:55 AM

granted, but only for a day

i wish i had a sex slave

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Post by: _JeT_ on August 23, 2008, 02:04:52 AM

Granted, but it's your mom.

I wish Egypt would collapse.

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Post by: mironic on August 23, 2008, 02:15:59 AM

Granted.

I wish for a piece of pie

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Post by: Vlad Shadeu on August 23, 2008, 02:18:51 AM

Quote from: _JeT_ on August 23, 2008, 02:04:52 AM

Granted, but it's your mom.

I wish Egypt would collapse.

Sorry to do this but it was BEGGING for a contradiction
To JeT: Granted, it collapses on you.

Quote from: mironic on August 23, 2008, 02:15:59 AM

Granted.

I wish for a piece of pie

Granted but its a poisoned.

I wish i could figure out every wish contradiction that the next poster would be capable of imagining before i ever posted, thus making every wish uncorruptable.

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Post by: Darrellito on August 23, 2008, 02:55:45 AM

Granted. But just because you know what's gonna happen doesn't make them uncorruptable, because you know too much and your head explodes.



I wish I had an umbrella to sheild me from the exploding JeT

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Post by: _JeT_ on August 23, 2008, 03:00:48 AM

Granted, but an umbrella can't protect one from an explosion, and it especially cannot shield you from my sheer, awesome power!

I wish my self destruction would wipe out half the Earth.

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Post by: Darrellito on August 23, 2008, 04:55:07 AM

Granted, but you take out Japan and part of the pacific ocean. The wannabes are pissed.


I wish I could sell my soul to the devil for unconceivable guitar skillz.

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Post by: Vlad Shadeu on August 28, 2008, 02:24:42 AM

Granted, but your mad skillz attract everyone within 4000 miles twoard you, including a bus driver still in a bus, and he accidently runs over you, killing you, cursing you to an enternity in hell without a soul.


I wish i had glasses that showed me what desicions i could make and what consequences each will lead to. I wish said glasses could be taken off, did not bodily harm me, and caused no rifts in the space time continuum.

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Post by: Darrellito on August 28, 2008, 06:35:33 AM

Granted, but some guy shoots you.

I wish life had a reset button.

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Post by: Red Fox on August 28, 2008, 06:50:49 AM

Granted, but every time you use it you forget what happaned and thus you do the same thing over and over with other words you stuck in an endless loop.

I wish this wish wasn't a wish but a fish thats making a wish about making a wish that he wasn't a fish.

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Post by: A Forgotten Legend on August 31, 2008, 02:08:14 AM

Congratulations!   You've got a fish that wishes he wasn't a fish.  He then becomes a rapist and rapes you.

I wish for ∞ more wishes, of which I can wish for anything I want.

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Post by: Bluhman on August 31, 2008, 07:24:47 AM

Granted, but each and every one of them are inherently corrupted, as your nose will get smaller with each wish you make.

I wish it was September 7th already.

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on August 31, 2008, 05:54:51 PM

Granted. Now all you hear about is 9/11. 9/7 is no longer special.

I wish for moar moar moar, how do you like me, how do you like me, moar moar moar.

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Post by: Darrellito on September 01, 2008, 08:06:22 AM

Granted, but then your pet dog dies. And if you didn't have one, you got one, then it died.


I wish I could be a porn star. And not for gay pron.

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Post by: _JeT_ on September 01, 2008, 02:49:25 PM

Granted, but the paparazzi harasses you, and one day, you get mugged in an alley by your crazed fans, some women, others being lonely, pasty white men who live with their moms. Then your belongings are sold on EBay, and your wallet is sold, with all of your personal information in it. Identity theft leads to your prominent incarceration.

I wish that the white, pasty, 35 year-old men, who live with their moms, all had alter egos, called the COCK GOBLIN! And I was immune to their *** raping powers.

(I assume this was messed up from the site's auto censor feature...)

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Post by: A Forgotten Legend on September 01, 2008, 11:49:26 PM

Granted.  But, because I can't tell what *** is, they still rape you.  Tough Luck.

I wish for a caramel apple pie.

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Post by: fruckert on September 02, 2008, 12:15:35 AM

Granted, but it's the pie out of American Pie

I wish for an ax

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Post by: Darrellito on September 02, 2008, 03:19:00 AM

Granted, but it's the world's smallest foam axe.

I wish everyone had a self destruct sequence that went something like: 1A 2B 3C...

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Post by: mironic on September 03, 2008, 03:28:18 AM

granted... buy your the main character

i wish that i had a pet shark. :D

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Post by: _JeT_ on September 03, 2008, 03:35:31 AM

Granted, but Chompy (the shark) bites off your nuts, and swims away.

I wish I could cause people to burst into flames when they walk by me.

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Post by: Darrellito on September 03, 2008, 03:38:31 AM

Granted, but you pass a mirror and set yourself on fire.

I wish that this wish could make it's own wish for what it wishes for.

Also, I wanna puppy.

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Post by: mironic on September 03, 2008, 03:39:56 AM

Granted, but it wishes for you to have a Vagina

i wish for nothing

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Post by: fruckert on September 03, 2008, 03:43:55 AM

Granted, but you then realize that the word nothing should not exist because we are giving non-existence a tag that exists, which it should not

I wish for a taco

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Post by: mironic on September 03, 2008, 03:44:49 AM

granted, but the taco eats you

i wish for a game of spades

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Post by: Darrellito on September 03, 2008, 03:45:39 AM

Granted, but there's nobody else that knows how to play.


I wish I could be a live action ogre.

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Post by: Dominicy on September 25, 2008, 03:06:29 PM

Granted.

(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a301/apstfd11/Solurius%20stuff/ogre.jpg)

Congratulations.

I wish Mironic would make any sense. XD

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Post by: ellie-is on September 25, 2008, 04:30:41 PM

Granted. Now I dont make any.

Orange door juice minus ark.

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Post by: Dominicy on September 25, 2008, 05:01:52 PM

Sounds about right.

I wish the two new Ninja Gaidens didn't suck. XD

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Post by: zuhane on September 25, 2008, 05:07:59 PM

They don't. But if you buy it, you get a curse which makes an ethereal chimp float about that shits in your mouth the instant you open it.

I wish they'd make an FFX-3 :(

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Post by: Dominicy on September 25, 2008, 07:04:19 PM

I know what you REALLY mean.  Enjoy.

(http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a291/dominicbuchholz/YAR.jpg)

I wish furries would stop being so damn disturbing.

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Post by: zuhane on September 26, 2008, 08:44:08 AM

You don't find them disturbing- because you lose your sex drive. Your genitals start to go grey and crumbly and crumble off like ash and cinders. Then it spreads to your whole body except your tongue which can still taste. Then a seagull picks your tongue up and drops it accidentally in a tongue-revivial clinic where your tongue gets wired up. So you still have feelings etc, but you're a tongue on a life support machine. You then escape the clinic after tests and torchur and accidentally fall into a pit of Paris Hilton's tampons. Since you're a tongue, you can taste them. You get stuck and can't shout for help and have to lie like that until global warming destroys the earth. Then global warming comes and a guy punches it really hard and it goes away meaning you will have to lie like that until the apocalypse, which could be a while.

I wish boxes of Frosties included free blu-tack :D

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Post by: Musha on September 26, 2008, 11:21:41 AM

Granted, but now the frosties are made of blu-tack.

I wish I had a Limit Break.

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Post by: Dominicy on September 26, 2008, 02:02:39 PM

Granted.  It's Sephiroth's whole... planet-blower-upper-meteor.  You take about ten minutes to get it over with, and do about twenty damage.

I wish my friend was online more.

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Post by: zuhane on September 26, 2008, 04:12:46 PM

He is online more, but he just appears offline when he knows your on.




I wish Jigsaw rode a BMX instead of a tricycle.

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Post by: ellie-is on September 26, 2008, 07:04:27 PM

No wish for joo, cuz thats exactly what happens to dominic and you didnt do his wish.
I wish i was a pixel art god.

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Post by: _JeT_ on September 26, 2008, 07:15:36 PM

Granted. However, a cult forms, and worships you. This cult decides to hold a ceremony where they release you from your mortal body. So they kill you.

I wish that the damn pizza guy would show up with my supper... And that the thirty minutes or free rule was still around...

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Post by: ellie-is on September 26, 2008, 08:10:44 PM

Granted. The pizza is so old you cant even eat it. But you do, and die of disentery.

I wish I could draw ZKX right. My sig is so damn wrong.

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Post by: Dominicy on September 27, 2008, 01:36:46 AM

Granted, your current signature is bette than anything that you could or will ever make.

I wish I never saw bunny-kangaroos raping eachother, a bunny-kangaroo giving birth, and a pregnant bunny kangaroo about to go into labor in the Paint Chat I was just in.  I really could have done without all those.

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Post by: mironic on September 27, 2008, 08:53:43 PM

granted... but nothing happends


i wish that i wasent the 1000 person to veiw this thread

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Post by: _JeT_ on September 27, 2008, 09:06:51 PM

Granted, you were the 666th,, and are thrown into hell, and suffer for all eternity. Your only chance would to become Satan's gay-lover.

I wish the next poster's balls would explode, and kill Mironic a random poster, without me getting harmed in anyway.

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Post by: ellie-is on September 27, 2008, 11:07:04 PM

Granted. But the dead random poster is you. Mironic die as well, but thats cuz I killed him, not because my balls exploded.
I wish I had a jetpack.

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Post by: Darrellito on September 28, 2008, 04:40:32 AM

Granted, but it was made in a back alley, so it explodes on takeoff.

I wish I had just one more wish.

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Post by: ellie-is on September 28, 2008, 12:12:26 PM

Granted but it is not working.
I wish I knew how darrelito is back and I didnt noticed.

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Post by: Dominicy on September 28, 2008, 04:29:14 PM

Granted, he is back and only you noticed.  The rest of us forgot who he was.  You're forced to take care of him for the rest of his life.

I wish Lucas a user who shall remain unnamed would stop messaging me while I'm offline.

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Post by: _JeT_ on September 28, 2008, 05:03:46 PM

Granted, but everyone else starts messaging you, while your offline. This includes everyone, even though who never posted once, were banned, and/or left.

I wish sex was an olympic sport.

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Post by: ellie-is on September 28, 2008, 05:11:34 PM

(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c385/JackofBladesFLCL/Motivational%20Posters/motivator8490383.jpg)

Nah just kidding. I just wanted to use that image.
It is. But you arent good enough at it to join the olympics. And now its only allowed at the olympics. So you die a virgin.

I wish I had an awesome sig.

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Post by: jenobia on September 28, 2008, 05:29:26 PM

Wish granted but it ended up being too big so you were banned then you commited suicide becuase you had no outside life.

I wish for a wish that gave me 10 wihses while another of those wishes granted me a wish that gave me ten more wishes.

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Post by: _JeT_ on September 28, 2008, 05:36:56 PM

Granted, but the ten "wihses" aren't wishes, and cannot give you any wishes, but instead give you diabetes.

I wish that I was infected with the T-Virus, the same way Wesker was: with immense power, and regenerative tissue.

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Post by: mironic on September 28, 2008, 08:20:58 PM

granted but the t-virus revives me :O


i wish that i was the main Virus

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Post by: _JeT_ on September 28, 2008, 08:28:23 PM

Granted, but you end up like Lisa Trevor (look it up...). Miserable life, eh?

I wish for mironic's swift demise

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Post by: Fisherson on September 28, 2008, 09:03:36 PM

Granted, but now he comes back as a zombie and can't be killed.




I wish I could find a place to buy animie DVDs.

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Post by: Dominicy on September 28, 2008, 09:44:07 PM

Granted.  It's from those greasy fat kids who are obsessed with - ... That one show... Melancholy of some bitch - at your school/workplace.

I wish I would stop laughing at JeT's signature XD

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Post by: mironic on September 28, 2008, 09:47:58 PM

granted but you die from not laughing


i wish there was no way to kill a zombie

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Post by: Darrellito on September 29, 2008, 12:25:39 AM

Granted, but they become more tame, and are quarantined to an island uncharted in the pacific ocean.

I wish for a guitar that anyone can play extremely well just by touching it.

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Post by: _JeT_ on September 29, 2008, 12:38:28 AM

Granted, but to play it... You have to move your hand up and down its "shaft". Oh, you dirty girl...

I wish diabetes would be inflicted upon my enemies, and not myself, or my friends/family.

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Post by: Darrellito on September 29, 2008, 02:57:15 AM

Granted, but they see a doctor, work out a plan, and live their lives as happy as they could have been.

I wish I could blow things up with my mind, excluding my mind itself, or my head, rest of the body's ok.

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Post by: _JeT_ on September 29, 2008, 03:09:17 AM

Granted...But you blow up reality, and everything no longer exists, and there is nothing but chaos... Actually, that sounds awesome! Get to work on that!

I wish cancer was completely curable.

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Post by: Darrellito on September 29, 2008, 09:05:03 AM

Granted, but in some unexplainable incident, polio is no longer curable.


I wish I was a man of power.

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Post by: Dominicy on September 29, 2008, 01:50:43 PM

Granted.  You are a man of girl power.

*Irritating sixteen-year-old-girl-voice* I WISH I WAS DEAD ;_;!!

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Post by: ellie-is on September 29, 2008, 04:33:39 PM

granted now you are dead. Boohya.
I wish for tomato juice!

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Post by: Dominicy on October 01, 2008, 01:11:29 AM

Granted.  You didn't ask for a glass.

I wish there was a cure for heart atttt-hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

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Post by: mironic on October 01, 2008, 04:01:54 AM

granted theres a cure for "heart atttt-hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"  but not heart attacks



I wish for a big giant CHOCOLAT BAR WITH EXTRA SPELLING MISTAKES =D

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Post by: fruckert on October 03, 2008, 12:34:19 AM

Granted, but it has nuts, and then you develop an allergy to nuts and die

I wish for the best wish ever that will wish that I wished I wished it to wish for something I want
And it happens

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Post by: Darrellito on October 03, 2008, 08:46:26 AM

Granted, now lets move on.

I wish people could emote out in the real world, like a  :D would replace a person's head when they smiled rul big.

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Post by: zuhane on October 03, 2008, 12:16:42 PM

Granted. But you get herpes and someone throws a javelin through your face.

I wish skittles had every single colour and shade in the entire world and every single different shade represented a different flavour.

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Post by: _JeT_ on October 03, 2008, 08:03:14 PM

Granted! You eat the white skittle! It's potassium cyanide flavored!

I wish there was a good Final Fantasy, with a number after 9. (Excluding the Tactics series)

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Post by: ellie-is on October 04, 2008, 01:02:40 AM

Granted. Now all the others including tactics suck.
I wish spore would let me be a part of the game.

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Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on October 04, 2008, 01:09:15 AM

Granted. When you arrive in the spore universe, you are immediately tackled by a large penis with legs. It rapes you, making strange monkey noises with every thrust. After that incident, you will never be the same. You fall into a spiraling depression. You cannot live with the shame!

Three weeks later, lucas_irineu commits suicide.

In lovng memory, lucas_irineu... Spornography got the best of him.

I wish my fingertips could light up, like E.T.

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Post by: mironic on October 04, 2008, 04:19:39 AM

granted but its burns int he inside when you do.


i wish for skittles.

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Post by: Darrellito on October 04, 2008, 06:01:09 AM

Granted, then your hit by a bus.

I wish within the next year, weed was legalized.

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Post by: zuhane on October 04, 2008, 11:06:26 AM

Granted. But everything in the entire world except weed becomes illegal including basic necessities such as bread and water. You can have as much weed as you want but lighters are
illegal, so are roll-up cigs, so is your house, so are all your clothes etc.

I wish I could fire mackerels out my face at people I don't like!

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Post by: mironic on October 04, 2008, 07:35:50 PM

granted but now you have zits that cant be stoped


i wish people would stop being so mean to me...

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Post by: ellie-is on October 04, 2008, 08:06:42 PM

Granted, they ignore you, and you are now such a whore that you cant live withouth attention and kill yourself.

I wish I could have awesome pixel art in my siggy.

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Post by: mironic on October 04, 2008, 09:02:55 PM

granted but you turn into me :D


i wish that someone somewhere somehow somewho could... give...me.... s....s.....s....s..a stake of chocolat =D

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Post by: _JeT_ on October 05, 2008, 12:18:45 AM

Granted, b...b...b...b...b... but chocolat is a new type of dildo... You play with it, while I eat some chocolate.

I wish someone would shoot me

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Post by: Darrellito on October 05, 2008, 05:30:08 AM

Granted, but it turns out your the eternal prophet, A multiversatal prophet to all religions. Every god takes turns f*cking Earth up, one worse then the other. Then they destroy us into non existence.

I wish System Of A Down would come out with an album with all the original members still in the band, and the music still was the same genre.

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Post by: _JeT_ on October 10, 2008, 10:01:40 PM

Granted, but you become deaf, and cannot listen to it. You learn from everyone else that it is like the second coming of Jesus.

I wish I could get the last three jobs, in the new FFT.

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Post by: Musha on October 11, 2008, 12:55:38 PM

Granted, but you inexplicably lose every other job you had up until this point.

I wish I could walk through walls.

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Post by: ellie-is on October 11, 2008, 12:58:09 PM

Granted but now you cant touch anything withouth walking through it.

Wish I knew how the hell musha is here.

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Post by: Musha on October 11, 2008, 01:08:47 PM

Granted.  You know how I am here, but such terrible knowledge drives you mad, and you spend the rest of your life in a padded cell at a maximum security asylum.

I wish "Agent of Destruction" was a valid career choice.

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Post by: _JeT_ on October 11, 2008, 01:13:37 PM

Granted, but it is one of those jobs, where you have to be a snobby rich kid, go to an Ivy league college(or something similar), and use your connections. I assume you do not meet any of these requirements...

I wish my hair would cut itself, at the right length, as I hate going to the barber.

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Post by: Darrellito on October 11, 2008, 04:39:12 PM

Granted, but your hair constantly cuts itself as a mullet, as that was the popular hair style when you were born.

I wish I could patent my idea for electro-magnetic travel.

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Post by: Musha on October 13, 2008, 09:51:28 PM

Granted, but Magneto sues you for stealing his idea.

I wish I could cut a building in half with a sword like all those Kingdom Hearts/Final Fantasy VII guys.

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Post by: lilsniffs3 on October 13, 2008, 11:43:47 PM

Granted. He WAS a meatball.  Now he's a Mountain Dew.

I wish Meiscool would be the awesomest mountain dew ever.

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Post by: Darrellito on October 14, 2008, 06:32:04 AM

Granted, but he's made of people.

I wish I could go blind like Daredevil and get all superheroicly inclined.

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Post by: Bartman on October 16, 2008, 04:59:51 PM

You go blind become all superhero like but than moments later your powers leave and you walk into busy traffic, being hit by a bus.

I wish I could talk in every language known to man

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Post by: Fisherson on October 16, 2008, 06:43:44 PM

Granted, but your brian over heats form the stress of remembering all of those languages.




I wish could finish Warped.. :(

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Post by: Dominicy on October 16, 2008, 06:48:47 PM

Granted.  The whole.... Al Gore plot-device thing kinda ruins it for me, possibly a few other people.  Srsly.

I wish people would stop ruining awesome songs with crappy AMV slide-shows >_>

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Post by: _JeT_ on October 16, 2008, 08:04:53 PM

Granted, but now all of the record companies rape every song, by making everything Pop.

I wish I could shoot hornets out of my feet, which follow my every command!

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Post by: Dominicy on October 16, 2008, 09:00:25 PM

Granted.  People start comparing you to the bad guy from that one anime with the dog...guy.

I wish social darwinists would just shut up already >_>

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Post by: Darrellito on October 16, 2008, 10:09:52 PM

Granted, but then the bible becomes law.

I wish I could fly without using any kind of device or harness.

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Post by: ellie-is on October 16, 2008, 10:31:24 PM

Granted, now you cant stop flying, and fly so high that you cant breath anymore and dies.

I wish I was a swordfish.

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Post by: Darrellito on October 17, 2008, 12:11:28 AM

Granted, but they screw up and you still have lungs.

I wish that Trix wasn't just for kids.

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Post by: ellie-is on October 17, 2008, 12:31:32 AM

I wish I knew what Trix was.

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Post by: mironic on October 17, 2008, 01:22:05 AM

trix is a food... for breakfast there you go but now you are forced to eat it and nothing more...


i wish i new all about meiscool and wher he lived what sites he goes on and everything :D

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Post by: _JeT_ on October 17, 2008, 01:28:26 AM

Granted... If you give me ten- no... twent... noo... 5 BUCKS!

I wish I had my own internet stalker...

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Post by: mironic on October 17, 2008, 01:31:00 AM

granted Im now yours andmeiscools stalker :D ( gives you 5 bucks )



I WISH I HAD A L337 KILLING MACHINE.

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Post by: Dominicy on October 17, 2008, 07:13:59 AM

Erm... I refuse to grant that wish on the grounds that it will make me dead.

I wish my parents would just... stay on their fruity vacation >.>  This is my house, bitch.

Quote from: lucas_irineu on October 16, 2008, 10:31:24 PM

Granted, now you cant stop flying, and fly so high that you cant breath anymore and dies.

When you see it...

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Post by: ellie-is on October 17, 2008, 10:49:40 AM

Granted they never come home but you gotta pay bills but you got no money then ur are now homeless and you starve to DEATH!!!
I wish for a better hair.

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Post by: Dominicy on October 20, 2008, 04:39:42 PM

Granted.  Mine's still better.

I really wish I knew what was going through Lucas' mind with the whole... DEATH!!!!!!!! thing. XD

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Post by: ellie-is on October 20, 2008, 05:07:10 PM

Granted but now ur mind blows up doing to knowing the cause of DEATH!!!!!!!!
I wish for a better world.

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Post by: mironic on October 20, 2008, 09:40:20 PM

granted but you have to tell me why you are a ninja..........

i wish for a vending machine that can kill people :D

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Post by: _JeT_ on October 20, 2008, 09:42:55 PM

Granted, but it kills you, and does not kill, Meiscool, me, Archem, Dragonium, Bluhman, and all the other members, with whom you have a grudge with... Since we're awesome like that...

I wish for... FISH LEGS!

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Post by: mironic on October 20, 2008, 09:50:41 PM

granted but it now makes it so u cant walk on land :o ((btw i only has grudge on Meis ...))

I WISH... _JeT_ was a REAL JET

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Post by: _JeT_ on October 20, 2008, 09:56:00 PM

Granted, but with fish legs, I cannot land, so I crash land into your house. You now live in an endless inferno, as I am a master at exploding, apparantely...

I wish my car didn't get totaled...

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Post by: mironic on October 20, 2008, 10:05:06 PM

granted but its comes back TO NICE and gets stolen by aliens :o


I WISH I HAD A CRAB!

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Post by: Musha on October 21, 2008, 10:36:55 PM

Granted, you get crabs...itchy, aren't they?

I wish I wouldn't get tired anymore.

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Post by: _JeT_ on October 21, 2008, 11:20:28 PM

Granted, but you can still suffer from the negative effects of sleep deprivation, but cannot realize it, and you constantly pass out at random times. When you are passed out, we all take turns raping your body.

I wish mironic would get back into his cage, at the foot of Meis' bed.

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Post by: Musha on October 22, 2008, 07:16:09 PM

Granted, but since _JeT_ moved in, there's really not much room in it.

I wish everybody on this forum wasn't so obsessed with rape.

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Post by: _JeT_ on October 22, 2008, 08:12:16 PM

Granted, now we're all into loli, and bukkake.

I wish I was a master of Rex-Kwon Do.

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Post by: Darrellito on October 23, 2008, 12:41:17 AM

Granted, but you brought Rex-kwon-do to a gun fight sir. And lost.

I wish I was immortal.

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Post by: Musha on October 26, 2008, 12:49:52 AM

Granted.  You outlive all of humankind, and eve the Earth itself, and then the universe, and spend untold eternity floating alone in infinite nothingness.

I wish they would make "Pirates Vs. Ninjas: The Movie"

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Post by: Darrellito on October 26, 2008, 02:30:54 AM

Granted, but you directed it, it bombed when it premiered, and were burned at the stake for possible witchcraft.

I wish I could do real magic, and not be punished for it.

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Post by: ellie-is on October 29, 2008, 11:21:02 PM

Granted. You summon something awesome. And it eats joo.

I wish for cofee.

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Post by: _JeT_ on October 30, 2008, 02:13:35 AM

Granted, but it was filled with potassium cyanide... Yay

I wish for a nuclear holocaust, which would wipe out half of the earth, and pollute the other half terribly. And the pollution would raise the dead.

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Post by: Musha on October 30, 2008, 05:08:38 AM

Granted, but the risen dead spend all their time doing the Thriller Dance.

I wish I could steal stuff from things I'm fighting like the thieves in Final Fantasy games do.

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Post by: fruckert on October 30, 2008, 05:47:40 AM

Granted, but all you can steal is lint

I wish that CTHULU would destroy the earth

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Post by: Darrellito on October 30, 2008, 08:18:51 PM

Granted, but it was in an alternate reality, which only you escaped. Therefore no one beleives you about your Cthulu or anything else.

I wish for super strength, and the ability to know how to use it.

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Post by: ellie-is on October 30, 2008, 11:14:08 PM

Granted, you know how to use it, but then the army kills you for having super strenght.
I wish for a fish hat

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Post by: Musha on October 31, 2008, 01:32:39 AM

Granted.  To bad it's a piranha....that no-head look doesn't suit you.

I wish Hallowe'en would last all year long.

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Post by: Darrellito on October 31, 2008, 02:33:12 AM

Granted, but everyone gets tired of the same old thing, and try other holidays. Your last attempt at Christmas almost got Santa killed.

I wish that they made a remake of that crappy Cristine movie based on Steven King's book, and made it more closely to the book.

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Post by: fruckert on October 31, 2008, 11:17:42 PM

Granted, but Miley Cyrus is Cristine

I wish for a shoe

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Post by: Lukas on November 01, 2008, 06:36:21 AM

Granted, But the shoes a mimic

i wish for some pwncakes and raplesyrup

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Post by: Darrellito on November 01, 2008, 09:29:24 AM

Granted, but yur mom made um and they taste horrible.

I wish for possessed wheelchair.

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Post by: Musha on November 02, 2008, 05:07:54 AM

Granted, but it's possessed by the spirit of a catatonic.

I wish for Steak!

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Post by: _JeT_ on November 02, 2008, 03:14:46 PM

Granted, but it is severely spoiled, and you get food poisoning. Don't fret, you do not die from it, but the puke breath is eternal.

I wish for the freakin' US presidential election to be over, all ready... It is getting annoying...

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Post by: Darrellito on November 03, 2008, 04:08:33 AM

Granted, but society's whole style of government changes into a combination of dictatorship and communism.

I wish that the world would explode causing people to flee to space in search of another Earth.

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Post by: ellie-is on November 03, 2008, 11:30:44 AM

Granted but they found nothing.

I wish they did.

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Post by: _JeT_ on November 03, 2008, 09:47:53 PM

Granted. THEY did, but you didn't go with them. Now you're stranded in the deep recesses of space.

I wish Lucas would never escape his inevitable doom.

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Post by: elementalhero76 on November 03, 2008, 09:54:13 PM

Granted but you join him as well. Have fun!

I wish for Semas (My games currency).

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Post by: _JeT_ on November 03, 2008, 10:20:49 PM

Granted, but it is not accepted as legal tender, and is utterly useless to you.

I wish that sharks switched their gills with the lungs of humans, and vice versa, and we all changed ecosystems.

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Post by: elementalhero76 on November 03, 2008, 10:34:06 PM

Granted, but now we fear global warming even more.

I wish this forum was more lively like when I was here a year ago.

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Post by: Darrellito on November 04, 2008, 08:08:30 AM

Granted, but nobody knows who you are or acknowledges you exist.

I wish bagels could talk. Especially while I'm eating them.

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Post by: Roland_Deschain on November 04, 2008, 10:53:09 PM

Granted, but they're hyper intelligent superbagels that shoot you when you try to eat them.

I wish I could keep my damn beard from growing back so fast.

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Post by: _JeT_ on November 04, 2008, 10:57:11 PM

Granted, but the hair in other places begin growing rapidly.

I wish I had a machete, so I can find my way out of Roland's hair forest.

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Post by: ellie-is on November 04, 2008, 11:31:01 PM

Kay but you suicide with it.

I wish everyone would know how awesome my moustache growing skills are. Everyone on rl already knows it but you internet guys lack knowledge.

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Post by: Roland_Deschain on November 04, 2008, 11:36:39 PM

Granted, but no one cares.

I wish my girlfriend would cheer up. :\

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Post by: ellie-is on November 04, 2008, 11:53:25 PM

Kay, but she leaves you and go date a porn star. And you never find any other girl that likes you. Not even hookers wanna do you anymore.

I wish I was rich, like that duck.

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Post by: Lukas on November 04, 2008, 11:58:14 PM

Granted but the money was donated to the ball-less society. which means you may get balls after all!

I wish for eternal knowledge

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Post by: Roland_Deschain on November 04, 2008, 11:59:20 PM

Granted, but you then collapse into a coma.

I wish Sarah Palin would die.

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Post by: ellie-is on November 05, 2008, 12:00:51 AM

Kay but you got locked into jail.

I wish I could fly the way flying fish do.

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Post by: Roland_Deschain on November 05, 2008, 12:02:15 AM

Granted but Zombie Palin hunts you from a helicopter.

I wish for a sammich.

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Post by: fruckert on November 07, 2008, 02:51:51 AM

Granted, but the sammich is 40 years old

I wish for an uncorruptable wish

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Post by: Musha on November 07, 2008, 02:56:41 AM

Granted.  You have exactly 3 seconds to make said wish.....time's up!

I wish Mozart was still alive

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Post by: Fisherson on November 07, 2008, 04:44:26 AM

Granted. But he's into to techno and punk rock now.



I wish I were a well repescted Knight in the days of old.

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Post by: fruckert on November 07, 2008, 05:02:23 AM

Granted, but you are convicted of Witchcraft for time-traveling to the days of old, and get burned alive

I wish that Fable was finally patched, so that my kid is no longer a rock

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Post by: lilsniffs3 on November 07, 2008, 05:44:42 AM

Granted. He is now a stronger rock. I call it "Boulder!"

I wish Edward in Twilight was actually Cedric Diggory from Harry Potter reincarnated as a wizard/vampire.

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Post by: ellie-is on November 07, 2008, 06:46:56 PM

Granted but he eats joo.

I wish for MIC to be unbanned.

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Post by: Cerebus on November 07, 2008, 06:57:16 PM

Granted, but he starts trolling because he was unhappy about his ban... and gets banned again.

I wish I could be better at editing pictures.

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Post by: Roland_Deschain on November 07, 2008, 08:43:57 PM

Granted but your computer explodes.

I wish someone would tell me why MIC is banned.
Actual wish: I wish I had one BILLION gold in Fable 2.

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Post by: fruckert on November 08, 2008, 12:01:06 AM

Granted, but Lionhead decides you used the Pub Games exploit and takes it all away

I wish the whole world would explode into millions of millions of dust particles

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Post by: Roland_Deschain on November 08, 2008, 12:11:07 AM

Granted but it reforms itself out of them.

I wish Lionhead would give me my billion gold back.

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Post by: Lukas on November 09, 2008, 07:45:36 PM

granted but you have to donate it to Lucien's funeral

i wish the donation and sac for good and evil didnt have 2 be at a certain time!

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Post by: Roland_Deschain on November 09, 2008, 10:23:40 PM

Granted but now they only happen if you have the right outfit, hairstyle, and tattoo and those are never explained.

I wish someone else would make my wish for me.

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Post by: lilsniffs3 on November 10, 2008, 04:04:49 AM

Granted. I wished you had never asked that wish, and thus creating a time warp, summonning Hitler.

I wish I summoned Batman to kick Nazi ***.

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Post by: Darrellito on November 10, 2008, 08:16:36 AM

Granted, but Batman gets shot, goes into a coma, and later returns in a full body metal suit. He's unable to move, paralyzed from the bullet wound.

I wish D.C.'s story styles would team up with Marvel's character designs to make the ultimate comic book face offs again. And super hero fusions, like Batman and Wolverine fused to make Dark Claw.

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Post by: Roland_Deschain on November 10, 2008, 03:21:42 PM

Granted but it sucks.

I wish that my next wish could be uncorruptable and have no time limit to when I can make it.

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Post by: Musha on November 10, 2008, 07:14:39 PM

Granted, but your wishes are limited to various forms of bodily harm inflicted upon you.

I wish I could control the Sands of Time like that Prince of Persia guy, but without the unfortunate side-effect of everybody turning into sand-zombies.

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Post by: Roland_Deschain on November 10, 2008, 11:25:28 PM

Granted, they turn into sand SKELETONS.

I wish for a dollar.

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Post by: fruckert on November 11, 2008, 09:18:02 AM

Granted, but it's a Canadian Dollar

I wish for rabid dragon-squirrels to eat my foes

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Post by: Roland_Deschain on November 11, 2008, 01:22:47 PM

Granted, but they eat you too.

I wish that people realized Canadian currency is accepted in Maine. :p

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Post by: elementalhero76 on November 12, 2008, 09:27:40 PM

Granted. They do, and it becomes nationwide and Canada takes the USA over!

I wish Stencyl comes out soon.

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Post by: Roland_Deschain on November 13, 2008, 01:02:44 AM

Granted, but (insert system it's on) breaks the fabric of reality sending us back in time to the Kennedy era and there are no video games. Just JFK.

I wish I was more creative.

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Post by: fruckert on November 13, 2008, 01:21:30 AM

Granted. You now are an expert on drawing fantasy penises, kind of like in superbad

I wish I was a piranha

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Post by: Roland_Deschain on November 13, 2008, 01:24:05 AM

Granted but you're still on land. So you suffocate. And die.

I wish I could think of a decent wish.

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Post by: drenrin2120 on November 13, 2008, 04:12:32 AM

Granted. You end up wishing for world peace... at a price... for the next thirty years you must forfeit all internet privileges. If caught using the internet, the world will be plunged into WWIII, you will be drafted into the army, and your penis will be chopped off.

0_o

I wish I could fly!!!

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Post by: mironic on November 13, 2008, 01:28:51 PM

Granted... but you fall...



i wish you landed on meiscool

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Post by: Roland_Deschain on November 13, 2008, 08:02:59 PM

Granted, but he REALLY lands on YOU in a Meiscool costume.

I wish I had a mint copy of THIS (http://www.misterkitty.org/extras/stupidcovers/stupidcomics48.html) comic.


And Dren, would that be such a loss? :p

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Post by: drenrin2120 on November 13, 2008, 09:41:08 PM

Granted, but you end up reading the whole series and become brainwashed by it's not-so-subliminal subliminal messages... oh, and the magic, brainwashing troll that comes with it since you ordered within the first ten minutes.

and... No, not at all, but some people would kill themselves... I guess... not you... okay, I failed to corrupt your wish. lol

I don't know, I wish I stopped procrastinating.

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Post by: Roland_Deschain on November 13, 2008, 09:49:49 PM

Granted... but uh... now you... do everything on time... I guess.... and you get kicked out of Procrastinators United and lose your cool hat.

I wish that the post button's text was now orange. Why? Because. Because I can.

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Post by: ellie-is on November 13, 2008, 10:02:08 PM

Okay but now the background color is orange too and you cant find it.

I wish for eating dinner.

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Post by: Roland_Deschain on November 13, 2008, 10:08:00 PM

Granted but your dinner is one of those miracle pies from Fable that INSTANTLY double your weight.

I wish that this forum had random colorful things on it so it's not just white and blue. The avatars, sigs, and banner ads don't count.

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Post by: ellie-is on November 13, 2008, 10:15:34 PM

Okay, but it so colofull that you get a seisure.
I wish to know what a seizure is.

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Post by: Cerebus on November 13, 2008, 10:23:47 PM

Granted, but you actually don't give a "phoque".

I wish I could turn invisible. With my cloths on... I mean, cloths turn invisible too.

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Post by: Roland_Deschain on November 13, 2008, 10:36:42 PM

Granted, but you STAY invisible and can't become un invisible no matter what.

I wish for $2.14 so I could go and get a coffee.

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Post by: ellie-is on November 13, 2008, 11:09:11 PM

Okay but you get mugged.
I wish I was the thief, who is now 2 bucks richier. The 0.14 fell on the street.

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Post by: Roland_Deschain on November 14, 2008, 12:01:18 AM

Granted but I mug YOU and take back my 2 bucks plus whatever you have.

I wish for the pac man watch from Penny Arcade.

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Post by: fruckert on November 15, 2008, 04:54:54 AM

Granted. It's possessed by a malevolent ghost, who is pissed at pacman for eating him. He then possesses you and you go on a murdering rampage and kill everyone you love.

I wish for Pennywise the clown to scare the living hell out of everyone I know

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Post by: Roland_Deschain on November 15, 2008, 05:27:39 AM

Granted, but then he kills you for some reason.

I wish my wishes would stop being corrupted.

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Post by: fruckert on November 15, 2008, 05:38:10 AM

Granted. You're wishes are incorruptible for that wish. Nothing else is going to happen

I wish I could do the "BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!" thing.

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Post by: Roland_Deschain on November 15, 2008, 05:42:35 AM

Granted... you can now... uh... say that out loud and not seem like a dork.

I wish this Warhammer mini would stop breaking.

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Post by: Darrellito on November 15, 2008, 05:06:47 PM

Granted, but then you can't touch it ever. If you do, you get struck by magical lightning. Same goes for everyone else that touches it.

I wish I could be a technopath, and control machines and the like with my mind.

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Post by: Roland_Deschain on November 15, 2008, 05:12:48 PM

Granted, but eventually your technopathic powers begin to spiral out of control, eventually to the point where you have no command over when they activate or what they do, eventually causing the machines you once controlled to attach to you, turning you into a cyborg type of being, with the machines and your technopath powers in complete control, rendering you a helpless prisoner in your new cybernetic body.

I wish I had more of these big spikey shoulder pads.

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Post by: fruckert on November 16, 2008, 01:18:46 AM

Granted. The spikes are inverted, digging into your shoulder

I wish  >:( would stop being so grumpy

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Post by: Roland_Deschain on November 16, 2008, 03:24:28 AM

Granted, it enters into a perpetual state of happiness, driven by its new addiction to drugs. Finally, it overdoses on its "happy pills," drowning in its own vomit.

I wish I hadn't gone crazy customizing my orc army's leader.

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Post by: Lukas on November 19, 2008, 12:51:44 AM

granted but now you have to start over

i wish for left 4 dead

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Post by: Roland_Deschain on November 19, 2008, 01:19:40 AM

Granted but the GOD DAMN TITLE BECOMES LEFT FOR DEAD SO IT'S NOT IRRITATING ME.

I wish this topic was more active.

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Post by: _JeT_ on November 19, 2008, 02:36:10 AM

Granted, but I'm in it...

I wish Roland_Deschain's name was buig.

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Post by: Roland_Deschain on November 19, 2008, 02:38:37 AM

Granted, but it changes to Twijfel after a few minutes.

I wish :| (Twijfel) had fangs.

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Post by: fruckert on November 20, 2008, 12:46:04 AM

Granted. His name changes to Vampier  :vampire:

I wish BLAUWOOG didn't have a black eye no mo

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Post by: Roland_Deschain on November 20, 2008, 06:41:05 PM

Granted, but he's now  :-[ embarrassed apparently.

I wish more people used  :domosai:

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Post by: fruckert on November 21, 2008, 04:28:22 AM

 :domosai: :domosai: :domosai: :domosai: :domosai: :domosai: :domosai:
Granted,  :domosai: but now :domosai: people can't stop :domosai: using it
Thanks :domosai: dick

I wish I owned a sword
That was actually useful in combat
And would never break
And isn't evil and won't kill me

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Post by: Red Fox on November 21, 2008, 09:49:32 AM

Wish granted you now own a sword in the shape of a penis.

I wish this wish was a wish of great importance to mankind.

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Post by: Roland_Deschain on November 21, 2008, 09:17:01 PM

Granted, you wish for the destruction of mankind. I'd say that's important.

I wish Red Fox wasn't from Greenland and isn't proud of it.

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Post by: ellie-is on November 21, 2008, 09:38:44 PM

Okay, he is a proud sweden again. But now greenlands blows up.
I wish for french fries.

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Post by: Roland_Deschain on November 21, 2008, 09:49:29 PM

Granted, but they're fried Frenchmen, making you a cannibal. Cannibal.

I wish for seventeen dollars and thirty-four cents.

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Post by: Geodessia on November 22, 2008, 01:26:54 AM

Granted, but then you use it to buy sex.

I wish I could FINALLY FINISH A GAME

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Post by: fruckert on November 22, 2008, 04:47:23 AM

Granted. It sucks

I wish my Sword of Phallus was on fire
Cause we all like flaming dicks, don't we?
DON'T WE?!?!

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Post by: _JeT_ on November 22, 2008, 02:29:00 PM

(You know I do!)
Granted, but you get burned when you try to put it up your ***.

I wish Christmas would come sooner, so I can get my 360.

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Post by: Emerates on November 22, 2008, 05:00:38 PM

Okay, but it comes so soon that your parents don't have time to get you anything.

I wish I was as cool as it is outside.

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Post by: ellie-is on November 22, 2008, 05:31:00 PM

Okay, now its 40ºC outside. You are not cool at all. But if it makes you feel better, you are hot as hell.

I wish I was a camel.

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Post by: Fisherson on November 22, 2008, 06:01:03 PM

Granted, but it eat's pleasent and make you cry :'(



I wish the world was a Death Star, that way we'd have no golbal warming. B)

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Post by: ellie-is on November 22, 2008, 08:04:23 PM

Ok... No life in dead stars which means no charas which means you are screwed. Or would be if you were alive, because you are not
I wish the sun wasnt a mass of incadecent gass.

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Post by: fruckert on November 22, 2008, 11:36:35 PM

CONGRATULATIONS! You just wiped out all life on earth, because the sun doesn't give off any more heat

I wish that Hey would stop hitting himself
 :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi:
Stop hitting yourself
Stop hitting yourself

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Post by: Fisherson on November 23, 2008, 02:04:39 AM

Granted, but he starts hitting you.


I wish we were all characters in Finial Fantasy.

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Post by: fruckert on November 23, 2008, 02:14:54 AM

Granted. We're all goblins, and then get massacred in a random battle

I wish that Twijfel would tell us what he's thinking...
 :|

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Post by: _JeT_ on November 23, 2008, 06:43:12 AM

Granted, but none of it is very appropriate... especially to the littluns...

I wish I could figure out how to skip college, and still land an awesome job.

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Post by: Musha on November 24, 2008, 08:35:49 AM

Granted, you're a pornstar.  That's awesome, isn't it?  too bad it's in ghey pr0n.

I wish I could burn people to smouldering cinders with my deadly stare.

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Post by: Cerebus on November 24, 2008, 10:45:38 AM

Granted.
"Musha!" says your mother. "Yes, mom?" says you as you turn around and look at her. *Mother Burns*
"What have you done!" yells your father. "I don't know, I..." says you as you turn around and look at him. *Father Burns*
"OMG, what have I done!" yells you as you look into a mirror to see if you should shave or not. *You burn*


I wish I could be rich and all...

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Post by: ellie-is on November 24, 2008, 04:05:41 PM

Okay, you are robbed. And the robber shoots you. :P

I wish I knew how to play pandas.

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Post by: Dominicy on November 24, 2008, 05:18:01 PM

Granted, you are now tied down with a panda wife and half human baby.  Was it worth playing pandas? :p

I wish for maaaoooorrrrrrrrrr.

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Post by: Roland_Deschain on November 24, 2008, 08:07:32 PM

Granted: meet Maaaoooorrrrrrrrrrr, the Cerberus dog from hell. He eats you.

I wish Twilight either didn't exist or wasn't basically some 300~ page fanfiction in book form.

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Post by: fruckert on November 24, 2008, 11:48:57 PM

*seriously for a second*
It's an alright book
But it's overhyped by stoopid tweenagers

*get's back in the game*
Granted
High School Musical takes place of it instead, this time
IN A HANNAH MONTANA CROSSOVER!


I wish that I wasn't grounded from GameMaker or RPG Maker anymore

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Post by: Lukas on November 27, 2008, 12:20:22 AM

granted but your computer explodes your hands fall off your eyes melt and you forget there names and can never access them ever again in any other way ever. harsh? no, CORRUPT!

i wish the new forum adds were removable!

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Post by: fruckert on November 27, 2008, 12:27:24 AM

Granted. Everyone but you can remove them

I wish that :-X didn't have his lips sewn shut anymore

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Post by: Lukas on November 28, 2008, 02:16:38 AM

granted but he sewned it back

i wish i could have my dog back in fable 2

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Post by: fruckert on November 28, 2008, 02:20:02 AM

Granted
You go back in time and do the neutral choice instead

I wish that this wish wasn't granted

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Post by: Red Fox on November 28, 2008, 02:07:34 PM

Detnarg, you die.

I wish my toenails were bigger.

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Post by: ellie-is on November 28, 2008, 02:38:07 PM

Okay, but your penis gets smaller.

I wish for a penis as big as my leg.

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Post by: _JeT_ on November 28, 2008, 04:05:10 PM

Granted. but you cant really do much with it, except masturbation, which tires you out quickly. Also, one day you trip and fall, and... well.. you probably get the rest.

I wish the next poster would die a terrible, gruesome death.

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Post by: Red Fox on November 28, 2008, 04:58:04 PM

Granted, Red Fox dies a horrible death in a new sort of disease wich soon spread all over the world and kills the rest of mankind.

I wish I had a cloud.

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Post by: ThexXtremeXx on November 28, 2008, 05:08:44 PM

granted but that cloud tries to rape you, when you are in public bathrooms.

i wish i could destroy teh warld!

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Post by: Red Fox on November 28, 2008, 06:10:55 PM

Granted, you now destoyed "teh warld". But since there isn't anything called the "teh warld" your wish does nothing. Congrats you falied at making a wish.

I wish I had an eye at the end of each toe.

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Post by: ellie-is on November 28, 2008, 07:04:01 PM

Okay. Everytime you kick something it hurts like if you poked a needle into your eye, plus you cant see with them since you still use shoes for some reason. Also oyu have no eyes in the head.

I wish for awesome powers.

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Post by: Dominicy on November 28, 2008, 07:24:40 PM

Granted, you're a dick about those, too, and everyone hates you.  KIDDING DON'T KILL ME.

I wish for unlimited power from the dark side.

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Post by: ellie-is on November 28, 2008, 07:28:12 PM

Okay. But awesome jedi knights team up and kill you with unlimited power from the nice side.

I wish for a lazer sword.

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Post by: Red Fox on November 28, 2008, 08:57:49 PM

Granted, it works for one day then it fails.

I wish my wish contain a unnatural amount of "i"'s.

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Post by: Fisherson on November 29, 2008, 05:56:12 AM

Granted. They form an army "i"'s and invade Greenland and destroy it.




I wish that I could have nex posters wishes for life!

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Post by: Red Fox on November 29, 2008, 04:33:18 PM

Granted.


I wish I was gay.

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Post by: ellie-is on November 29, 2008, 04:49:32 PM

Okay. But you have to take it in the butt every day.
I wish I had boobs.

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Post by: Phayre on November 29, 2008, 06:20:22 PM

Granted, but they're saggy, heavy, and cause you to hunch over with excruciating back pain.
I wish I had an awesome camera.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: Dominicy on November 29, 2008, 07:19:49 PM

Granted.  It takes hours to cool down between shots.

I wish I knew German. :3

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Post by: lilsniffs3 on November 30, 2008, 04:14:27 AM

Granted. War veterans shoot you down, thinking you're a Nazi.


I wish Rorschash doesn't- wait, you're anticipating the movie. I wish Terminator Salvation, The Day the Earth Stood Still, and Watchmen combined to make a super epic movie.

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Post by: Roland_Deschain on November 30, 2008, 05:01:33 PM

Granted, but the title is Super Epic Movie and it's a parody.

I wish I was someone else who is alive and not about to die. Or in a coma. Or a parapalegic or quadrapeligic.

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Post by: ellie-is on November 30, 2008, 05:06:15 PM

Okay, you are Tetraplegic.
I wish Roland had msn and would log into it.

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Post by: Roland_Deschain on November 30, 2008, 05:08:38 PM

Granted already: I do, and I log in a lot. But I prefer AIM because the only person I talked to on MSN is.. yeah.

I wish Lucas had AIM and logged into it.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: ellie-is on November 30, 2008, 05:20:28 PM

Okay, but I never talked to you.

I wish roland would give me his msn.

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Post by: Roland_Deschain on November 30, 2008, 05:21:54 PM

Granted, but I mess up a letter and end up giving you the MSN of some creepy 40-year-old pedophile.

I wish I had a GlaDOS.

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Post by: ellie-is on November 30, 2008, 05:27:14 PM

Kay, but since I have no idea what that is I end up giving you something else. Like a hungry alligator.

I wish for fish food so I can eat.

Also pm me it then 8D

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Post by: fruckert on November 30, 2008, 11:58:13 PM

Granted. Your food is laced with Cyanide, and you die
Also Roland doesn't PM you it

I wish...

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Post by: Musha on December 02, 2008, 03:03:48 AM

Granted, you get...

I wish I could mind control peoples.

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Post by: WarxePB on December 02, 2008, 03:08:49 AM

Granted. You get to mind control a fat ugly smelly guy named Peoples.

I wish that I could become the face of the next poster.

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Post by: lilsniffs3 on December 02, 2008, 04:26:32 AM

Granted, you get my face, and my face is now giant, so I quickly get surgery, with you dying in the process.

I wish Boomerang played Justice League Unlimited for a day straight.

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Post by: fruckert on December 02, 2008, 05:35:43 AM

Granted, his brain rots from all of the senseless violence

I wish Drag's gay list had more than just me...I'm lonely

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Post by: lilsniffs3 on December 02, 2008, 05:41:11 AM

Granted, your gay twin brother Fruittart is now added.

I wish I built the ultimate rollercoaster in my backyard.

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Post by: fruckert on December 02, 2008, 05:43:07 AM

Granted
It crashes, and you die

I wish Fruittart wasn't trying to rape me right now
It's kinda scaring me

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Post by: lilsniffs3 on December 02, 2008, 05:47:25 AM

Granted, a perverted gay scientist clones Fruittart and the clone rapes you.

I wish someone cloned Fruittart more times so Fruckert suffered more.

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Post by: fruckert on December 02, 2008, 05:59:35 AM

Granted. I gain the skill of reverse empathy, and make you suffer instead of me

I wish that umm...this wish would wish itself, and not cause me any harm whatsoever

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Post by: lilsniffs3 on December 02, 2008, 06:07:39 AM

You wished that your wish was never granted, but you then wished that you could be in a movie, and it was Cloverfield, and you are killed in the movie.

I wish he was instead at the last minute of Fight Club, with Fruittart as the smoker, but we actually see the building youre standing in collapse on you, and Hulk replaces you and Iron Man replace Fruittart, so slash fiction for them are actually true.

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Post by: fruckert on December 02, 2008, 06:13:36 AM

Granted
It's a movie, so none of it's true

I wish that it is
Just, enough.
I don't need more.
Everything seems to satisfy.
I said, I want it.
I just don't need it.
To breathe, to feel, to know Im alive.

Elbow deep inside the borderline.
Show me that you love me and that we belong together.
Shoulder deep within the borderline.
Relax. turn around and take my hand.

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Post by: Dominicy on December 05, 2008, 06:47:55 PM

Uhm... ok?

I wish my mouse would stop being made of suck :<

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Post by: Red Fox on December 05, 2008, 07:29:05 PM

Granted, it's now made of penis.

I wish I could find the rest of the Elric of Melbourne stories.

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Post by: fruckert on December 06, 2008, 06:36:04 AM

Granted. In the process, you read the Necronimicon and go all crazy from knowing the dark secrets
Then you die

I wish that Hammer in Fable II wasn't so goddamn fat

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Post by: Red Fox on December 06, 2008, 09:53:20 AM

Granted you can now not stop faping to hentai pictures of her and you fail at school for doing so.

I wish my wish was twice as big as a normal wish.

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Post by: Dominicy on December 06, 2008, 11:08:38 AM

Granted, your back breaks under its mighty weight.

I wish it wasn't 5:00, making me afraid to go downstairs to get a drink D:

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Post by: fruckert on December 06, 2008, 11:24:57 PM

Granted. It's 3:00, witching hour. Instead, evil spirits rape you in your urethra after you go and get a drink

I wish I had something THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS big

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Post by: lilsniffs3 on December 06, 2008, 11:27:55 PM

Granted, this post is
THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS
big.

I wish Batman Begins was on more.

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Post by: fruckert on December 06, 2008, 11:31:29 PM

Granted. It being TV, more of it is cut out. **** YOU FCC!

I wish that I could figure out how that Charaman dude made his sidebar thing marquee

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Post by: lilsniffs3 on December 06, 2008, 11:43:23 PM

Granted, in the process, you learn all of life's secrets, thus exploding.

I wish their was no FCC.

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Post by: fruckert on December 06, 2008, 11:46:19 PM

Granted, and the FLCC (Federal Life Censoring Corps) comes out. They act like the FCC in that one family guy episode

I wish that Lachje would turn into he Hulk
 :]]

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Post by: Red Fox on December 06, 2008, 11:49:38 PM

Granted, you just creamed your pants.

I wish my toes on the right foot wasn't bigger then the toes on my left foot.

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Post by: fruckert on December 06, 2008, 11:51:29 PM

Granted. Now the toes on your left foot are bigger than the ones on the right.

I wish that I knew why Lachje made me cream my pants

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Post by: lilsniffs3 on December 07, 2008, 12:02:31 AM

Granted. It's because you pood the crap of Family Guy in a toilet of awesome like Charas.

I wish the FLCC didn't exist, but put a forever lasting copyright on it and all similarities.

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Post by: Lukas on December 07, 2008, 05:17:06 AM

Granted but it was replaced in history with something called POOP and nothing really changes....

i wish that my wish was less corrupt then last time

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Post by: fruckert on December 07, 2008, 10:16:01 PM

Granted. You live a perfect and boring life, and kill yourself from the repetitiveness

I wish repetitiveness wasn't such a goofy word

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Post by: ellie-is on December 07, 2008, 10:17:54 PM

Okay, its now called poopines, and you keep repeating yourself. So you poop yourself.

I wish I have the best life ever.

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Post by: lilsniffs3 on December 07, 2008, 10:50:30 PM

Granted. Every one lives in poverty except you, and then kill you and take all your better-ness.

I wish Fusionfall didn't lag like crap.

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Post by: fruckert on December 07, 2008, 11:22:08 PM

Granted. It lags like **** instead

I wish that I knew why the fligglesmorkins don't like the garglesnuffs

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Post by: Lukas on December 07, 2008, 11:39:27 PM

granted, but you forgot a few seconds later

i wish i was firin my lazer

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Post by: lilsniffs3 on December 08, 2008, 01:07:06 AM

Granted, but everyone forces you to watch the Lazer Collection until your head explodes.

I wish Charas didn't have ads.

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Post by: Phayre on December 08, 2008, 01:32:00 AM

Granted, but the lack of money kills it, and you are tried and convicted for forum murder. YOU KILLED CHARS. YOU BASTARD.

I wish my medicine would work.

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Post by: Lukas on December 08, 2008, 02:40:02 AM

granted but its side affect is diarrhea

i wish a had additional pylons

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Post by: Red Fox on December 08, 2008, 03:46:40 AM

Granted, but you still get anally raped by Koreans.

I wish my eye would stop itching.

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Post by: fruckert on December 08, 2008, 04:07:51 AM

Granted. Ur other eye starts twitching instead

I wish I wasn't lazy and typed Your instead of Ur

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Post by: lilsniffs3 on December 08, 2008, 05:18:29 AM

Granted, you become so active you leave Charas.



Fag.

I wish Fusionfall didn't freeze every time I play at the worst of times.

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Post by: _JeT_ on December 08, 2008, 08:45:34 PM

Granted, but now it just doesn't load at all.

I wish the French would asplode.

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Post by: fruckert on December 09, 2008, 04:40:41 AM

Granted. I like that wish so I'll only give you the hiccups

I wish that I could storm an assasins guild with exploding rats

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Post by: Lukas on December 09, 2008, 09:28:39 PM

Granted, but the rats died of cancer outside of thier base
so your left with you... and assassins...

i wish i had the best music ever

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Post by: Musha on December 11, 2008, 06:40:14 PM

Granted, but you are so overwhelmed by the awesomeness of the music you become catatonic and spend the rest of your life sitting still and staring off into space.

I wish for a leprechaun.

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Post by: Dominicy on December 11, 2008, 07:06:20 PM

Seems you already have one by the look of your signature.

I wish I knew Swedish.  Or German.  One of the two.

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Post by: lilsniffs3 on December 12, 2008, 04:34:34 AM

Granted.You take bad classes and end up learning Swermanish.

I wish for fish.

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Post by: fruckert on December 12, 2008, 10:27:39 PM

Granted. It's a frilled shark (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8X6GKcLkdRE), and dies seconds later, scaring the living **** out of you in the process

I wish I was an eel

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Post by: lilsniffs3 on December 13, 2008, 02:55:11 AM

Granted. You live in the abyssal plains and everyone here on Charas forgets about you.

I wish Batman The Animated Series was on more.

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Post by: fruckert on December 13, 2008, 03:55:23 AM

Granted, no corruption cause I like that show

I wish that Swermanish was a real language, cause it sounds funny

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Post by: lilsniffs3 on December 13, 2008, 04:07:42 AM

Granted. In turn, Charas Island is taken over and changed into Swermany.

I wish Fusionfall betas weren't so short.

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Post by: Lukas on December 15, 2008, 12:38:01 AM

Granted now there agonizingly long

I wish adobe photoshop was free to the whole world to enjoy

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Post by: _JeT_ on December 15, 2008, 05:27:51 AM

Granted, but it soon becomes obsolete to Adobe Holo-Shop, which allows people to make, edit, and show their own realistic, 3-d holograms!

I wish that Ed's game would work on Vista.

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Post by: HobomasterXXX on December 15, 2008, 10:09:12 AM

Granted, you use this converter and it works like a charm! (I hope)
http://wiki.yoyogames.com/index.php/Making_games_work_under_Windows_Vista
I wish that this makes Jet be able to play the game.

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Post by: fruckert on December 17, 2008, 01:29:39 AM

Granted. It makes it play for .2 seconds

I wish that I didn't forget...um...that thing

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on December 20, 2008, 01:18:10 AM

Granted. But now I forget who..... and you are?

I wish your avatar would stop working with every song I listen to.

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Post by: fruckert on December 22, 2008, 03:59:38 AM

Granted, it starts working for every song on the planet

I wish that I didn't laugh so hard at what Ed said

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Post by: lilsniffs3 on December 23, 2008, 12:54:42 AM

Granted. You never laugh again.

I wish Azumanga Daioh's Anime Network English Dub was inspiration for all other DUBS, so dubs wouldn't suck.

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on December 23, 2008, 02:16:45 AM

Quote from: lilsniffs3 on December 23, 2008, 12:54:42 AM

Granted. You never laugh again.

I wish Azumanga Daioh's Anime Network English Dub was inspiration for all other DUBS, so dubs wouldn't suck.

I'm sorry, but the wish you are making would bend time and space, and we cannot allow that.

I wish I was on Xmas break.

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Post by: fruckert on December 23, 2008, 02:19:40 AM

Granted. You now have to work 24/7 during it

I wish that my overworld engine didn't think that right is better than all the other keys

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Post by: lilsniffs3 on December 23, 2008, 02:25:51 AM

Granted. Now left is better.

I wish left was north and east was right.

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Post by: Lukas on December 23, 2008, 06:09:39 AM

granted but you still believe its the same

i wish i had over 1,000,000 players too!

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Post by: fruckert on December 23, 2008, 06:13:41 AM

Granted. They are all gay and raping you. That is their form of play

I wish that whenever I make a transparent gif GIMP doesn't **** it all up

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Post by: Rahl on December 24, 2008, 08:51:55 AM

Granted. GIMP ****s you up the-

(not the wish above)
I wish this wish would come true..

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Post by: Musha on December 24, 2008, 09:42:28 AM

Granted, your wish for your wish to come true comes true, thereby causing the entire universe to implode.

I wish for a genie so I can get more wishes.

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Post by: fruckert on December 24, 2008, 07:55:50 PM

Granted. Your second wish is a stupid *** impulse wish for him to be free, and you lose your genie

I wish that GameMaker had Autotiles

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Post by: Rahl on December 24, 2008, 09:27:39 PM

Granted, but they explode ruining the tiles of your living room floor.

I wish water was actually tastless as it should be.

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Post by: lilsniffs3 on December 24, 2008, 09:41:55 PM

Granted. Soda is made from water, and all soda tastes the same.
I wish I could complete my custom Lego Batcave by tommorrow.

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Post by: fruckert on December 24, 2008, 10:29:57 PM

Granted. It spontaneously explodes, killing your new butler

I wish that buttle wasn't such a funny word

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Post by: lilsniffs3 on December 24, 2008, 11:18:32 PM

Granted. It's now so unfunny and no one uses it anymore. Now, the term is "Assler."

I wish Assler wasn't such a funny word.

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Post by: Rahl on December 25, 2008, 06:14:30 AM

Granted. Now its a horribly smelly word.

I wish that uranus wasn't so gassy.

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Post by: Musha on January 22, 2009, 08:52:33 PM

Granted, now it's watery.

I wish for everything.

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Post by: fruckert on January 22, 2009, 11:41:56 PM

Granted. Everything only applies to BDSM videos, and torture porn
Congratulations

I wish that that coin operated boy song wasn't so catchy

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Post by: Red Giant on January 23, 2009, 12:01:49 AM

Granted, but your resulting apathy towards all music causes the artform to be forever distanced from you.

I wish I had like an iron man suit.

Quote from: fruckert on January 22, 2009, 11:41:56 PM

Granted. Everything only applies to BDSM videos, and torture porn
Congratulations

The idea is to give them something undesirable, fruckert ;)

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Post by: Rahl on January 27, 2009, 09:03:38 AM

Granted, only its too heavy for such a weakling and you cant move anymore.

I wish all the rain drops were gum drops.

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Post by: Darrellito on January 27, 2009, 02:07:08 PM

Granted, but some have razor blades inside them, so watch out!

I wish I would never have to sleep again.

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Post by: ellie-is on January 27, 2009, 02:09:24 PM

Granted but due to lack of sleep your penis stops working.

I wish darrelito would become active on the whole forum again.

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Post by: Rahl on January 28, 2009, 12:30:56 AM

Granted but he decides to become inactive again before he makes a single post.

I wish I could really wish and it would come true. lol

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Post by: Red Giant on January 28, 2009, 12:41:00 AM

Quote from: Rahl on January 27, 2009, 09:03:38 AM

Granted, only its too heavy for such a weakling and you cant move anymore.

That actually made me lol.

Granted, but what is truth?

I wish I had an unlimited supply of orange juice.

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Post by: Rahl on January 28, 2009, 12:59:38 AM

Granted and all the vitamin C gives you diarrhea and kidney stones.

I wish for world peace.

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Post by: Red Giant on January 28, 2009, 01:02:21 AM

Granted. Everyone on earth simultaneously dies.

I wish that I had steady income without actually having a job.

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Post by: Darrellito on January 28, 2009, 01:22:13 AM

Granted, but after a few months, the cops find your meth lab.

I wish  >:( would accept  ::) for who he is, not what he wants him to be.

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Post by: Rahl on January 28, 2009, 03:12:13 AM

Granted but the world implodse because anger wills out.

I wish I had more time to work on my game...

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Post by: fruckert on January 28, 2009, 03:35:54 AM

Granted. Time freezes, and you are unable to freeze it. You then go insane and kill everything, while they're frozen!

I wish that I could freeze time, and un-freeze it

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Post by: Rahl on January 28, 2009, 07:15:44 AM

Granted but the first time you freeze time you become frozen with it and remain so for eternity.

I wish, I pray, and everything in between that they call my classes off tommorow because of bad weather. (don't corrupt this if you can help it :( )

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Post by: Darrellito on January 28, 2009, 09:57:16 AM

Granted, but the bad weather is the perfect setup for an axe murdering. Check your closets.

I wish I had an original set of x-ray specs.

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Post by: Rahl on January 28, 2009, 04:24:23 PM

Granted but they give off too much radiation and you become superman.

I wish my alarm had went off this morning and I had made it to class...

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Post by: Red Giant on January 28, 2009, 04:27:47 PM

Granted but lol the exact same thing happened to me today omg

I wish I could get some work done.

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Post by: fruckert on January 28, 2009, 11:25:32 PM

Granted. You worked your corner very good

I wish I wish I was a fish

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Post by: Red Giant on January 28, 2009, 11:40:36 PM

Granted, but I can't think of any punishment that someone who wants to be fish would consider bad.

I wish I could kill just one person of my choosing with no legal consequences.

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Post by: fruckert on January 28, 2009, 11:41:52 PM

Granted. You go to hell, instantaneously while still alive

I wish I had better grammar

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Post by: ellie-is on January 28, 2009, 11:51:00 PM

Grantes, but now your name is "****" something, and sensorship stops you from registering, which consequently stops you from joining the community, also stopping you from playing this game and wishing a better grammar, so it all resets to before you made the wish.

I wish I was a big shark.

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Post by: fruckert on January 28, 2009, 11:55:59 PM

As Red said, "Who would want to be a fish?"
Oh...wait

I wish the next person who answered had to answer all in rhymes
And that I had a cookie

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Post by: ellie-is on January 29, 2009, 12:01:52 AM

Granted,
but then you exploded.

And a rock I wished.

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Post by: fruckert on January 29, 2009, 12:04:26 AM

A rock you fished
It struck you, bitch
Then you fell
And screamed and yelled
And erm...words
Birds

I still wish for a cookie
That sounds really good right now, doodie

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Post by: Darrellito on January 29, 2009, 03:57:40 AM

Quote from: Rahl on January 28, 2009, 04:24:23 PM

Granted but they give off too much radiation and you become superman.

Was my wish really corrupted, or just made super awesome?

You get your cookie, but it's laced with cyanide and your stomach explodes from the inside out.

I wish I had a penny.

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Post by: fruckert on January 29, 2009, 04:06:36 AM

Granted. No corruption because pennies are technically worthless

I wish that Habbo Hotel would get bombed by a terrorist attack

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Post by: Darrellito on January 29, 2009, 05:24:10 AM

Granted, but the cops find traces in your house to link you to the crime.

I wish I had 10 million pennies.

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Post by: Musha on January 29, 2009, 08:24:20 AM

Granted. 10 millions pennies fall on you from above and you are crushed to death benteath their weight.

I wish I was immune to all forms of bodily harm.

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Post by: Darrellito on January 29, 2009, 10:53:07 AM

Granted, but you collapse under the social pressure of society, unable to fit in because of your ability to live forever.

I wish I had the world's most comfy pillow.

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Post by: Red Giant on January 29, 2009, 12:09:47 PM

Granted. Lying on a pillow of such unnatural comfiness causes you to descend into a sleep so deep you may never awaken from it.


I wish I could learn without studying.

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Post by: Darrellito on January 29, 2009, 12:52:44 PM

Granted. Welcome to da streets nigga.

I wish I had the world's most comfy blanket to go with my pillow.

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Post by: fruckert on January 29, 2009, 11:21:54 PM

Granted. The combined awesome relaxedness makes it so that your heart stops, and you die

I wish I had some gummy bears

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Post by: Rahl on January 29, 2009, 11:31:21 PM

Granted but they are too good and the family jewels implode.

I wish I could rock all night, and part everyday.

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Post by: Darrellito on January 30, 2009, 06:31:09 AM

Granted, but your forced to, so it totally loses it's interesting quality. But you still have to do it.

I wish my comfy blanket and pillow would follow me into the afterlife, so no one on earth could steal them.

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Post by: Rahl on January 30, 2009, 06:38:27 AM

Granted but when you get there they never leave you alone and get very annoying.

I wish for more wishes.

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Post by: fruckert on January 30, 2009, 06:44:40 AM

Granted, no corruption because...well, you always get more wishes, dude
Just post more

I must say that I request a proper lesson in verbosity, as I find it to be most amusing, and apparently my extravagant vocabulary vanishes after I start typing

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Post by: Rahl on January 30, 2009, 07:18:46 AM

Granted my dear boy, but all propper verbosity you learn drives you insane and you begin to wonder why you didnt just stay ignorant....

I wish that people would make proper paragraphs when posting thier games.

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Post by: Darrellito on January 30, 2009, 08:31:21 PM

Granted, but it makes the post extremely long, and therefore, you lose interest in most of the games that could rival Final Fantasy and the like.

I wish the guys from Dethklok would enter our reality and start the Metalocalypse.

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Post by: Muguishi on January 30, 2009, 09:45:05 PM

Wish granted. But theyre unable to comprehend the 3D world and spontainously combust... into ice.  :happy:

I wish for a cookie  :happy:

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Post by: fruckert on January 30, 2009, 11:46:50 PM

Granted. It's got CYANIDE and you die

I wish I knew how many points I had in Ed's new game

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Post by: Rahl on January 31, 2009, 12:18:22 AM

2, but for asking how many points you have you loose 2 poits.

I wish I may I wish I might get $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
this night...

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Post by: fruckert on January 31, 2009, 12:26:23 AM

Granted, you wished for you to wish for that much money, but it doesn't come true

I put in green energy

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on January 31, 2009, 12:32:27 AM

Quote from: fruckert on January 30, 2009, 11:46:50 PM

Granted. It's got CYANIDE and you die

I wish I knew how many points I had in Ed's new game

What does it matter. You killed yourself, and therefore lost. You had 0 anyway. Do more awesome stuff.


You get.... this ain't vending machine, you twat!

I wish into the vending machine.

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Post by: Fisherson on January 31, 2009, 12:36:03 AM

The machine comes to life! Shortly after Mayor Zeek passed a new law alowing citizens to hunt possed inanimate objects after he had a bad encounter with a toaster.


I wish the world was invaded by beings from arcross the stars and that instead of abducting me they took every new member I didn't like and then did nothing sexual to them or harmed them in anyway.

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Post by: fruckert on January 31, 2009, 12:38:11 AM

Granted. Um...they drop you in a pit of nitrogen?

I wish I knew how my momentary moment of confusion came to be

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Post by: Rahl on January 31, 2009, 12:39:34 AM

Granted, but you realise how stupid it was and smack yourself hard in the face...

I wish I could have surge again...

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Post by: fruckert on January 31, 2009, 12:42:41 AM

Granted. No corruption, cause I want them too

I wish for an icepack...that smack hurt

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Post by: Darrellito on January 31, 2009, 07:24:48 AM

Granted, but the icepack is full of burning hot magma. Yes, it is somehow contained inside your small bag meant for ice.

I wish this age of man had a renaissance into a brand new age of technology.

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Post by: fruckert on January 31, 2009, 07:44:19 AM

Granted. That new technology turns out to be extremely dangerous, and humanity dies, leaving twisted sackboy creatures ruling the planet

I wish that I had some butterscotch

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Post by: Rahl on January 31, 2009, 10:16:48 AM

Granted but one of the ingredients for that particular piece of butterscotch is man-paiste.

I still wish I had surge... a hope... a dream...

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Post by: Darrellito on January 31, 2009, 04:29:50 PM

Granted, but they added a secret ingredient to it and renamed it Vault.

I wish there was a game console that was so realistic, that if you played a shooter game online, you could actually get shot. Oh wait, that's life...

Well then I wish for that, but ex out the dieing part.

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on January 31, 2009, 06:51:50 PM

I die. Thanks a lot.

I wish for some biscuits.

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Post by: Rahl on January 31, 2009, 10:26:57 PM

Granted but they are Van Wilder biscuits...

I wish I could be happy.

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Post by: fruckert on January 31, 2009, 10:54:04 PM

Granted. However, two seconds after said euphoria, you get squished by a giant rock

I wish that Fable II would get a real expansion, instead of that Knothole Island trash

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Post by: Rahl on February 01, 2009, 12:32:11 AM

Granted but the expansion only includes being able to have a sex change...

I wish I could play Fable II :(

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Post by: ellie-is on February 01, 2009, 12:33:15 AM

Granted, but in exchange you cant breath anymore. Guess what, you are dead.

I wish I could freeze time.

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Post by: fruckert on February 01, 2009, 12:39:15 AM

Granted, but it freezes air as well, and you suffocate on your own breath

I wish that the expansion for Fable II actually had something that wasn't in the original game

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Post by: Darrellito on February 01, 2009, 12:46:27 AM

Granted, but its just a cameo of Ellen Degeneres. Yippee!

I wish I had a puppy.

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Post by: Rahl on February 01, 2009, 12:48:23 AM

Granted... but it has crabs and you catch them too, somehow...

I wish that games werent so much of a ripp-off as prices go...

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Post by: Musha on February 16, 2009, 02:44:43 PM

Granted, but since all games are now really cheap to but that means their average quality is on par with 'Wii Shovelware" and Burger King's licenced games.

I wish everybody would obey my every command without question.

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Post by: Dominicy on February 16, 2009, 04:59:58 PM

Yes sir.

I wish for what Musha wants me to wish for.

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Post by: WarxePB on February 16, 2009, 05:13:34 PM

Granted. You get crucified.

I wish that the person two posts below me will not make a wish.

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Post by: ellie-is on February 16, 2009, 05:15:45 PM

Granted, but then it gets mad at you for not letting him wish, and goes on a killing spree.

I wish for carnage.

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Post by: Rahl on February 16, 2009, 05:44:18 PM

Granted but its only carnage of yourself.

(Im mad and go on a killing spree.)

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Post by: WarxePB on February 16, 2009, 05:52:29 PM

In other words, I actually got my wish granted. Bwa ha ha ha!

I wish that more people would watch Alternate Reality DBZ.

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Post by: ellie-is on February 16, 2009, 05:53:52 PM

Granted but all fo them, and that includes you, die froom an horribly, horribly, death.

I wish for immortality!

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Post by: fruckert on February 16, 2009, 07:32:32 PM

Granted. I tie you to a post, dip your feet in salt water, then have a goat lick them
FOREVER

I wish that the letter e was banned for 3 posts

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Post by: ellie-is on February 16, 2009, 07:52:01 PM

Grntd bt s r ll vwls.

  wsh fr frckrt's mrdr. =)

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Post by: fruckert on February 16, 2009, 08:04:15 PM

grntd, bt  r rvvd wth vngnc

  wsh vwls wr bck

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Post by: ellie-is on February 16, 2009, 08:20:48 PM

Granted. Now go die.

I wish for the seven balls of the dragon.

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Post by: WarxePB on February 16, 2009, 10:37:50 PM

Since dragons don't exist, you get seven balls of NOTHING.

I wish for a good wish.

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Post by: ellie-is on February 16, 2009, 11:04:01 PM

Okay. Its not gonna happen though.

I wish dragons were real.

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Post by: WarxePB on February 16, 2009, 11:18:34 PM

Granted. Your family and most of your neighborhood gets eaten by dragons.

I wish for ten million dollars in pennies to fall on Grandy.

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Post by: ellie-is on February 16, 2009, 11:47:32 PM

Okay. He survives and is now richer than you will ever be.

I wish for the 3,5 bags of the dragon! Because each bag has 2 balls.

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Post by: Red Giant on February 17, 2009, 01:02:28 AM

Granted but now you've handled ballbags and are gay.

I wish that the dragon wishes ended here.

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Post by: WarxePB on February 17, 2009, 01:12:28 AM

Granted. Your family and most of your neighborhood is eaten by a giant griffon.

I wish that Grandy didn't survive my previous wish.

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Post by: Darrellito on February 17, 2009, 02:34:32 AM

Granted, but you don't either. Have a nice afterlife.

I wish I could be a vampire. And have nobody else know about it.

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Post by: Red Giant on February 17, 2009, 02:37:46 AM

Granted. To be sure no-one else ever knows about it, you live a lone, isolated existance and die of blood-starvation within a week.

I wish I could finish a game. As in make, not play.

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Post by: Darrellito on February 17, 2009, 02:47:21 AM

Granted, But it's the last thing you do.

I wish I could control fire as well as be fire proof.

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Post by: fruckert on February 17, 2009, 03:11:33 AM

Granted. You drown, for no apparent reason

I wish that the next persons wish was incorruptible

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Post by: Rahl on February 17, 2009, 12:13:10 PM

Granted.

I wish everyone here got a million dollars but me.

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Post by: ellie-is on February 17, 2009, 03:59:30 PM

Granted.
I wish for a SNES

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Post by: fruckert on February 17, 2009, 11:19:43 PM

Granted. Good luck finding new and awesome games.

I wish that this wish would wish itself

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Post by: ellie-is on February 17, 2009, 11:30:58 PM

Okay, it wishes for world destruction.

I wish I was goku!

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Post by: WarxePB on February 18, 2009, 12:10:54 AM

Granted. You end up turning into a great ape at the full moon, and the US Army launches a nuke at you, destroying most of South America in the process.

I wish that the Earth explodes.

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Post by: ellie-is on February 18, 2009, 12:20:36 AM

Okay, no corruption. But I should remind you that you forgot to wish not to be on earth. Unless suicide was on purpose.

I wish earth would blow up, while I am on a moon colony, with air and stuff.

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Post by: Dominicy on February 18, 2009, 12:39:41 AM

Granted.  The colony was run by Divine Apple. :3

No wish.  I am content, for I have coconute-chocolate-cookie ice cream.

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Post by: ellie-is on February 18, 2009, 12:51:58 AM

Okay, I wish it disappeared. The coconute chocolate cookie ice cream.

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Post by: Dominicy on February 18, 2009, 01:10:42 AM

Kay.  This "coconute" chocolate cookie iced cream disappears.

I wish for the skills to pay the bills.

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Post by: fruckert on February 18, 2009, 01:19:45 AM

Granted. You overpay. Skills does not mean good skills

I wish that all the awesome shows from the 90's started airing again
And they were still awesome

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Post by: WarxePB on February 18, 2009, 01:37:30 AM

Granted, but your TV explodes, as do any other TVs you look at.

I wish that a dog would eat my neighbor.

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Post by: fruckert on February 18, 2009, 01:45:40 AM

Granted. They stop halfway through, and you get caught

I wish for a spoon

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Post by: WarxePB on February 18, 2009, 02:33:14 AM

Granted. But some bald kid steals it.

I wish for a deck of tarot cards.

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Post by: Rahl on February 18, 2009, 01:05:15 PM

Granted, but some big 40 year old man sneaks into your house that night and rapes you...

I wish girls weren't so damn complicated all the damn time.

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Post by: Darrellito on February 18, 2009, 01:09:32 PM

Granted, but some life changing event makes you gay.

I wish I could break necks while cashing checks.

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Post by: WarxePB on February 18, 2009, 09:25:13 PM

Granted. You break your own neck while cashing your paycheck.

I wish I could shoot a man in Reno just to see him die.

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Post by: ellie-is on February 18, 2009, 09:29:15 PM

Kay. His buddies shoot you and watch you die.

I wish warxe would get an avatar with warxe in it.

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on February 18, 2009, 10:12:49 PM

Warxe doesn't have green hair, either. So no.

I wish for a Red Rider BB Gun to shoot some eyes out.

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Post by: Darrellito on February 18, 2009, 11:05:21 PM

Granted, but of coarse, you shoot out both of your own eyes.

I wish Warxe was a big man named Sue.

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Post by: WarxePB on February 18, 2009, 11:35:10 PM

Granted. I come to your house and kill you for giving me such an awful name.

I wish that I could smoke two joints before I smoked two joints, then smoke two more.

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Post by: fruckert on February 18, 2009, 11:38:32 PM

Granted. You're so freaking high that you accidentally rape yourself with a pitchfork

I wish that I was a roach on a tree

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Post by: Fisherson on February 19, 2009, 01:01:53 AM

Granted ,but lucas's old avatar (the lizard) eats you.


I wish I were an all powerful overlord of pancakes!

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Post by: Darrellito on February 19, 2009, 02:46:41 AM

Granted, but being overlord of pancakes doesn't stop a regular person from eating you.

I wish I had Chuck Norris's rugged good looks.

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Post by: fruckert on February 19, 2009, 02:56:51 AM

Granted. You age 50 years spontaneously, thus making you look like ****

I wish people actually understood my Sublime Reference >_>

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Post by: Rahl on February 19, 2009, 05:03:54 PM

Granted, but because everyone now does it makes you look dumber.

I wish I could pass all my classes this year :(

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Post by: Dominicy on February 19, 2009, 05:32:17 PM

Granted.  You pass right by while the police van you for child porn.

I wish Lucas' penis would retract 15 centimeters into his pelvis.

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Post by: ellie-is on February 19, 2009, 05:50:13 PM

Okay, but 20 centimeters are still showing up.

I wish every man on earth but me would become incapable of having sex, making me the only man on earth able to get laid.

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Post by: Red Giant on February 19, 2009, 05:55:33 PM

Granted, but all women become lesbians.

I wish I had some nice food to eat.

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Post by: ellie-is on February 19, 2009, 06:00:37 PM

Okay. You have diarrhea though.
I wish for comic skills.

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Post by: Fisherson on February 19, 2009, 06:36:56 PM

Granted, but no one will hire you because all the new comic writers have better skills than you.



I wish that I was a giant killer robot.

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Post by: ellie-is on February 19, 2009, 06:50:52 PM

Okay, but you can only kill ants. And you are as giant as a giant leopard moth, which is 8 cms big.

I wish for the powers of superman.

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Post by: fruckert on February 19, 2009, 07:10:06 PM

Granted. You don't know how to control them, and fly into a wall, mangling your body

I wish that I knew what love was

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Post by: ellie-is on February 19, 2009, 07:29:51 PM

Okay, you now know everything about love and how good love is. But sadly you will never be able to love someone, and everything you know is useless.

I wish for all the money batman has.

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Post by: Dominicy on February 19, 2009, 08:25:41 PM

Granted.  That comes to all of twenty cents by today's standards.

I wish my playing skills weren't absolute **** with strategy games.

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Post by: Darrellito on February 19, 2009, 11:19:38 PM

Granted, but the goverment orders that all strategy type games be destroyed and never be made again on account of a plot to overthrow them.

I wish that I had a decent job right now.

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Post by: Red Giant on February 19, 2009, 11:21:41 PM

Granted you get a decent job right now and are immediately fired.

I wish I had an army of undead minions to do my bidding.

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Post by: Fisherson on February 20, 2009, 12:36:26 AM

Granted, but they get tired of being bossed around and form a union and take all gold and estates.



I wish that every lost city of legend was right on my front lawn so that I could discover them easier.

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Post by: fruckert on February 20, 2009, 12:49:33 AM

Granted. The FBI is curious as to how all the Cities of Lost Legends are on your front lawn, and take you into custody

I wish that fellatio wasn't such a cool word

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Post by: WarxePB on February 20, 2009, 01:56:05 AM

Granted. That does not stop you from having to perform said act to put your children through college.

I wish that firin lazors was cool.

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Post by: Fisherson on February 20, 2009, 02:13:47 AM

Garnted, but you miss your taget and melt your junk off.




I wish that I was palnet devouring monster who could devour the earth.

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Post by: fruckert on February 20, 2009, 02:15:31 AM

Congratulations. You are only able to ingest half of the Earth until you need to take a break

I wish for a gumball

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Post by: Rahl on February 20, 2009, 03:36:06 AM

Granted, but its ball flavored...

I wish I could soar with the clouds.

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Post by: Red Giant on February 20, 2009, 03:58:03 AM

Granted. But you can never come back down.

I wish I had an extra week of holiday.

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Post by: Rahl on February 20, 2009, 04:34:09 AM

Granted but on your holiday you get anal ganged by 300 pound inmates...

I wish this was a perfect world.

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Post by: Darrellito on February 20, 2009, 02:13:35 PM

Granted, but all your perfect world is you zoning out on mushrooms all day long.

I wish I had the world's largest corndog served to me on a large plate.

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Post by: Rahl on February 20, 2009, 04:54:59 PM

Granted but the corndog is made of rocks and is therefore unedible.

I wish I were smart.

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Post by: Fisherson on February 20, 2009, 05:10:56 PM

Granted but now you are considered a nerd and women won't go out with you.




I wish that I understood Bleach.

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Post by: fruckert on February 20, 2009, 07:28:19 PM

Granted. You go crazy from the retardismism

I wish for my sickness stuff to go away

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Post by: ellie-is on February 20, 2009, 07:42:17 PM

Okay, but you are now gay.

I wish for WIN.

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Post by: Dominicy on February 20, 2009, 08:02:54 PM

There is a 90% tax.  You're left with one tenth of a victory.

Lyrics to I Wish :
Chorus x4

I wish I was little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a '64 Impala

Courtesy of Google.

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Post by: Rahl on February 21, 2009, 01:10:50 AM

Granted but the rabbit in a hat with a bat beats the **** outta you.

I wish I had invented google.

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Post by: ellie-is on February 21, 2009, 01:15:42 AM

Okay, but some guy steals your ideas, get rich, and you are now a hobo.

I WISH I WAS THE MASTER OF POOCHEYMANZ!

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Post by: Rahl on February 21, 2009, 01:19:35 AM

Granted but the black knight envys you and sneaks in one night when your husband is faking a headache, sits on your face farts very loudly and smothers you inside of his anus with gasious intent, but then comes the white to save you, but the white knight meets a similar fate but instead the black knight's anus he smothered in his penis hole.

I wish I could make sense.

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Post by: fruckert on February 21, 2009, 01:21:03 AM

Granted. What you just wrote gives you horrendous nightmares for the rest of your life

I wish that this next persons wish was uncorruptable

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Post by: Rahl on February 21, 2009, 01:23:02 AM

Granted

I wish nothing would go wrong with this wish.

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Post by: WarxePB on February 21, 2009, 04:29:47 AM

Granted. But since you're not playing the game right, you suffer the ironic fate of being wished out of existence.

I wish that Rahl didn't exist.

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Post by: fruckert on February 21, 2009, 04:34:33 AM

Granted. Two seconds later, he pops back into existence

I wish that I could find a good Steampunk video game that actually worked >_>

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Post by: Rahl on February 21, 2009, 05:50:08 AM

Granted but it only works for 2 seconds then stops working again.

I wish I could sprite better.

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Post by: Darrellito on February 21, 2009, 09:29:49 AM

Granted, but the next day you have an accident with your hands and can never use them again.

I wish I could dance with no pants.

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Post by: Rahl on February 22, 2009, 12:49:18 AM

Granted but a random rabid dog comes by and knaws off your vagina

I wish dance with pants.

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Post by: Darrellito on February 22, 2009, 03:50:28 AM

Granted, but everyone laughs at you and exile you from the rest of civilization.

I wish I could have my own planet copy of earth. Without and people, just animals and plants. But I would also take something with me to defend myself.

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Post by: Red Giant on February 22, 2009, 04:08:32 AM

Granted, but you foolishly take a gnarled stick as your defense; it works well against the badgers, but not so much against the lions.

I wish I had a better computer.

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Post by: WarxePB on February 22, 2009, 04:14:03 AM

Granted. Your new computer is made of nanobots, but one malfunctions and converts all of the oxygen in the atmosphere into nanobots, thus killing everything. Good job.

I wish that bots would stop posting bot threads.

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Post by: Red Giant on February 22, 2009, 04:31:15 AM

Granted. Charas goes down forever. No more bot threads.

I wish my comics would make themselves.

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Post by: Rahl on February 22, 2009, 06:33:13 AM

Granted but they suck at it.

I wish I could make comics...

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Post by: Darrellito on February 22, 2009, 05:27:04 PM

Granted, but they go so underground, that only your mom knows about them. And she doesn't even like them.

I wish Xbox Live had more free downloads, without messing up the balance of free/pay

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Post by: Rahl on February 22, 2009, 05:28:40 PM

Granted, just granted.

I wish I had waited and gotten the premium xbox...

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Post by: ellie-is on February 22, 2009, 05:30:25 PM

Okay, but it does not works.

I WISH FOR IMMORTALITY.

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Post by: WarxePB on February 22, 2009, 05:34:51 PM

Granted, but you foolishly trap yourself in another dimension while fighting your greatest enemies.

I wish for a gigantic loaf of bread.

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Post by: Rahl on February 22, 2009, 05:53:16 PM

Granted it lands on you and you are forever stuck under it.

I wish for a new car.

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Post by: Strawberry on February 22, 2009, 06:09:57 PM

Granted, but it is in the bottom of the ocean!

I wish I had friends ;_;

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Post by: arcaine91 on February 22, 2009, 06:58:41 PM

Granted. You've befriended a cannibalistic cult, who have choisen you to be the sacrifice. It's a big honor!

I wish I knew what to wish for.

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on February 22, 2009, 07:01:47 PM

A volcano.

I wish I could find the Alsh Talisman.

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Post by: Rahl on February 22, 2009, 07:02:54 PM

Granted but it gets shoved up your arse.

I wish we could all just get along.

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on February 22, 2009, 07:04:38 PM

Granted, but it gets shoved up your arse. (Figure that one out.)

I wish Mommy stop crying, I'm sorry.

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Post by: TGF on February 22, 2009, 07:08:58 PM

Granted, but she starts hitting you with a rubber trout.

I wish that this wish will get horribly corrupted.

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Post by: arcaine91 on February 22, 2009, 07:12:29 PM

Granted. The wish is corrupted so horribly that you are tortured by demons for 1000 years.

I wish this wish won't get corrupted.

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Post by: Dominicy on February 22, 2009, 08:01:05 PM

Granted.  And you get a... toaster every time you use the letter F I guess.

I wish the user below didn't grant my wish.

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Post by: ellie-is on February 22, 2009, 10:05:35 PM

Okay.


I wish I had a girl's msn on my msn list.

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Post by: WarxePB on February 22, 2009, 10:28:26 PM

Granted. You get the MSN of a 6-year-old girl. You subsequently get arrested for solicitation of sex to minors.

I wish that my cats died. (Corrupt THAT!)

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Post by: ellie-is on February 22, 2009, 10:34:26 PM

Okay. The smell coming out of their cat's bodies kills you.

I wish for wings.

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Post by: WarxePB on February 22, 2009, 10:37:15 PM

Granted. You get a bucket of poisoned chicken wings that gives you really bad food poisoning.

I wish that Lucas was Amish.

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Post by: ellie-is on February 22, 2009, 10:49:56 PM

Okay. So are you.

I wish I was the king of world.

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Post by: Dominicy on February 22, 2009, 11:42:18 PM

Granted.  Gary from Pokemon is king of the galaxy.  And Gary Gygax is king of the universe, recently having usurped He-Man.  At this point you realize that you've done little but elevate yourself to a station hailed as one of power by the life-forms of earth, when really you now assume the responsibility of micro-managing an entire planet, all the while tyranted by your higher-ups, not unlike your days on earth.  In the end, you find you're not suited to rule a planet, and for sake of convenience hurl the earth into the sun.

These are the kinds of things I think about when you leave me in a room to myself.

I wish for less volatile, crumbly bread.

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Post by: Darrellito on February 23, 2009, 02:21:37 AM

Granted, you become the bread.


I wish I was more careful about what I wished for.

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Post by: ellie-is on February 23, 2009, 02:27:14 AM

Okay, you decide not to wish for anything.

I wish I was a dragon and I couldnt be defeated, ever.

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Post by: WarxePB on February 23, 2009, 02:40:06 AM

Granted. You get dismembered, but kill the person who dismembered you (so you still technically win, but you're still dismembered).

I wish that something negative would happen to the person 5 posts above me.

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Post by: Rahl on February 23, 2009, 02:48:48 AM

Granted you loose 3304 posts off of your post count.

I wish I were a sage.

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Post by: Red Giant on February 23, 2009, 02:56:13 AM

Granted, you become a piece of sage. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_sage)


I wish people would stop making corruptions that bear absolutely no resemblence to the wish they're corrupting.

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Post by: fruckert on February 23, 2009, 04:03:20 AM

Granted, but you lose 50 points and get raped

I wish that I knew why .za is the domain code for South Africa

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Post by: Darrellito on February 23, 2009, 10:22:47 AM

Granted, but said knowledge gets you killed.

I wish for what Red wished for.

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Post by: Dominicy on February 23, 2009, 11:33:50 AM

Granted.  Now granting wishes requires thought.

I wish for ten wishes.

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Post by: ellie-is on February 23, 2009, 01:23:54 PM

Okay, but you are hit by a train.

I wish I was a living skeleton just like Red.

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Post by: WarxePB on February 23, 2009, 02:06:19 PM

Granted, but you lack the consciousness to do anything with it.

I wish that I would get a pie, only one pie, and that it would be made of apples and regular pie crust. It wouldn't kill me, make me morbidly obese, kill my family, make me lose my possessions, or indirectly harm me in any way.

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Post by: ellie-is on February 23, 2009, 02:09:11 PM

Okay, but it tastes really bad.

I wish for rpg maker programming skills

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Post by: Dominicy on February 23, 2009, 03:05:14 PM

Granted, you use it to make a Pokemon fan game.

I wish Fred (The youtube idiot.  Not the Charas idiot.  Or the Charas genuis, at that) had some kind of throat disease that ruined his voice, even beyond sound editor's capabilities to fix.  Preferrably a disease that won't kill him, though.  Because I'm a nice guy :3

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Post by: Fisherson on February 23, 2009, 04:38:16 PM

Granted, but he recovers from his disease and becomes a rockstar for no aparent reason.


I wish that Dom would stop acting so freindly and tell us what his evil paln is.

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Post by: Rahl on February 23, 2009, 08:22:35 PM

Granted but they only do for one post then go back to it after that post.

I wish I were a rich man.

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Post by: Fisherson on February 23, 2009, 08:57:13 PM

Granted, you are rich in antioxidents, thus you're made of choclate and are taken to a small fatory and split into hundreds of little candy bars and eaten by women all over the world also granting your second secret wish. :P

I wish that the world was like the greatest adult-cartoon TV show ever: Futurama.

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Post by: Rahl on February 23, 2009, 09:01:56 PM

Granted, but only your world and Dr. Zoidbuge eats you alive

I wish I could live inside the harry potter books.

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Post by: ellie-is on February 23, 2009, 09:15:30 PM

Okay, voldemort kills you. SLOWLY AND PAINFUL.

I wish for balls as big as the world.

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Post by: Rahl on February 23, 2009, 09:51:36 PM

Granted too bad there a comet the size of texas hurling towards them at 22,000 miles an hour

I wish for happiness for everyone here.

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Post by: ellie-is on February 23, 2009, 10:01:41 PM

Okay, but everyone else gets really really sad and kills us.

I wish I could sprite better.

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Post by: Fisherson on February 23, 2009, 10:32:34 PM

Granted, but you use your talents for evil and are kill by Dog the Bounty Hunter, Chuck Norris and a old Hobo.


I wish I had a life of adventure as traveling Jedi.

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Post by: WarxePB on February 23, 2009, 11:03:17 PM

Granted, but you get killed during the events of Episode 3.

I wish that a large sack of potatoes would fall on Archem.

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Post by: fruckert on February 23, 2009, 11:33:53 PM

Granted. They are old and moldy and don't hurt him. They just make him smell funny

I wish for a Hypnotoad

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Post by: Dominicy on February 24, 2009, 01:07:32 AM

Rancors.  Nuff said.

I wish I understood how or why Fisherson finds me friendly XD

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Post by: Red Giant on February 24, 2009, 01:21:52 AM

Granted, but the knowledge that Fisherson has a gay crush on you creeps you out to no end.

I wish the tom cruise would quit acting.

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Post by: ellie-is on February 24, 2009, 01:25:40 AM

Okay, now, every movie he was gonna do, they put one of the Jonas Brothers in.

I wish for the SCREW OF DEATH.

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Post by: fruckert on February 24, 2009, 01:26:55 AM

Granted. You get a screw driven into your head

I wish that Muppet as an insult made sense to me

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Post by: ellie-is on February 24, 2009, 01:27:49 AM

Okay, you muppet.

I wish for a train track in my bathroom.

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Post by: WarxePB on February 24, 2009, 01:29:08 AM

Granted. You get anally probed by the train.

I wish that Over 9000 was funny again.

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Post by: Rahl on February 24, 2009, 03:41:32 AM

Granted but not the kind of funny you are.

I wish this wish wouldnt get corrupted.

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Post by: fruckert on February 24, 2009, 03:57:55 AM

Granted. You get nothing, except what you wished for

I wish that Fable got a non-sucky expansion pack

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Post by: arcaine91 on February 24, 2009, 04:02:16 AM

Granted. The new expansion contains an epic adventure greater than any other game that came before, with a mighty weapon of legend and thousands of beautiful virgins, but when you download it it corrupts your file. Now whenever you play Fable it only displays Hannah Montana music videos.

I wish that this wish would be the exact opposite of what I originally wanted to wish for.

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Post by: Rahl on February 24, 2009, 08:09:34 PM

Granted, does not compute...

I wish I would no longer have writers block.

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Post by: ellie-is on February 24, 2009, 08:13:27 PM

Okay, but your hands fall of and you cant write anything else.

I wish I had my own art style.

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Post by: Dominicy on February 24, 2009, 11:10:39 PM

Granted.  It looks like (http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p6/lucas_irineu/SemTtulo-1.png) that.

I wish I had a stable, high-speed, fully-functional internet that did not turn out to be crap when this wish is granted.

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Post by: ellie-is on February 24, 2009, 11:26:10 PM

Okay, you got a good internet, but you dont have a computer.

I wish for a pet hat (who does not has the plague)

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Post by: Darrellito on February 25, 2009, 01:29:13 PM

Granted, but it's a live pet hat. With rabies.

I wish I could sell my soul to the devil for one wish, but the contract signed with the devil says that I will not die for 40-50 more years at a minim.

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Post by: ellie-is on February 25, 2009, 01:32:31 PM

Okay, enjoy eternal damnation when 40 years are done.

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Post by: fruckert on February 25, 2009, 11:40:58 PM

I wish Lucas would have made a wish

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Post by: ellie-is on February 25, 2009, 11:48:19 PM

okay, I did. I wished my face would melt like yer avy.

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Post by: arcaine91 on February 26, 2009, 03:38:00 AM

Granted. The next time you step outside, a truck carrying highly corrosive acid crashes, and it splashes on your face. Your face melts, and you are sent to the emergency room. The doctors perform emergency plastic surgery to fix your face, but they dont realize that the anesthesia canister is empty, and your lips are so warped, they cant understand you. You are thus forced to endure a four-hour facial surgery with no anesthesia. In the end, your face is restored to pre-melt status anyway.

I wish my calculator could divide by zero.

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Post by: Red Giant on February 26, 2009, 03:49:50 AM

Gra- OH SH-
(http://imagechan.com/images/Divide_by_zero.gif)

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Post by: Rahl on February 26, 2009, 05:09:20 PM

.......... Granted.

I wish people werent stupid enough to think that anything to the 0th power =1. Thats just dumb moronic and everything in between.

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Post by: Musha on February 26, 2009, 11:16:20 PM

Granted.  Now everyone thinks anything to the 0th power =Love.  Go figure.

I wish I had metal skin.

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Post by: ellie-is on February 26, 2009, 11:22:40 PM

Okay, yer skin is too heavy for you to walk. Or breath. Oh well, you are dead.

I wish I was a zombie. Part of the mindless horde of undeads, fearing nor rocket launcher nor shotgun. It would be like, childhood dream coming true.

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Post by: WarxePB on February 26, 2009, 11:28:07 PM

Granted. You get mowed down by Bruce Campbell.

I wish that I could go to the Hotel California

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Post by: Dominicy on February 27, 2009, 12:31:20 AM

Granted.  No corruption, I have no clue where that is.

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Post by: fruckert on February 27, 2009, 02:52:23 AM

I wish that people would start to remember to make wishes
And that this wish wouldn't get corrupted

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Post by: Dominicy on February 27, 2009, 03:34:46 AM

Uh kay.

I wish Futurama wasn't cancelled Q_Q

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Post by: Darrellito on February 27, 2009, 03:41:51 AM

Granted, but now Uwe Boll writes for the show.

I wish I could have some Turducken.

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Post by: Dominicy on February 27, 2009, 07:06:21 AM

Granted.

(http://www.pinedale-transformers.org/images/lg-turducken4.jpg)

Enjoy.

I wish I wasn't an idiot and would just sleep.

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Post by: Darrellito on February 27, 2009, 01:04:10 PM

Wow, that looks tasty  :)

Granted, but you accidentally fall asleep while eating and choke silently.

I wish the job market wasn't fucked.

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Post by: Dominicy on February 27, 2009, 04:23:25 PM

Granted.  You land the job as CEO of Charas Inc.

I wish the company behind Superjail would just go bankrupt already, like it deserves.

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Post by: Darrellito on February 28, 2009, 02:52:24 AM

Granted, but then you find out that the creator is a long lost uncle and decides to come live with you till he can get back on his feet. He still doesn't stop writing Superjail

I wish that the next poster would kill the poster that posts five posts later.

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Post by: Rahl on February 28, 2009, 03:04:47 AM

Granted. *BOOM*

I wish killzone 2 would drop dead.

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Post by: fruckert on February 28, 2009, 03:09:05 AM

Granted. Killzone 3 quickly replaces it...and nobody notices the name change

I wish I had a flintlock pistol

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Post by: Rahl on February 28, 2009, 03:19:27 AM

Granted but its pointed at your head, and shoots your ear off.

I wish you would know what I sayin G.

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Post by: Fisherson on February 28, 2009, 04:32:07 AM

Granted, but now I speak in German and you can't understand me.


I wish the world was a safer place.

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Post by: Rahl on February 28, 2009, 09:04:32 AM

Granted, too bad you dont live there, you now live on Halceon 12, where humans are raped by 12 foot tall apes. Congratulaions...

I wish for Halo Battlefront to come out one day.

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Post by: Myownpath on February 28, 2009, 09:31:12 AM

Granted, but when you go to buy it, you find out it costs over nine million Munneys.
And when you do finally raise enough money to purchase it, it somehow turns into a rickrolled video yay...

I wish Fooly Cooly had more than just six episodes.

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Post by: Rahl on February 28, 2009, 09:49:02 AM

Granted, but in an alternate universe where more is less it now has 3.

I wish global warming wasnt happening.

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Post by: Dominicy on February 28, 2009, 10:10:29 AM

Granted, it's reversed and becomes global cooling.  The ice caps cease to recede and start expanding.  The polar bears become the dominant species, in the end.

I wish I would stop sleeping through my alarm clock.  Or at the very least, figure out how it turns itself off O_O

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Post by: ellie-is on February 28, 2009, 01:23:09 PM

Okay, you wake up when it rings. But its now set to ring 12:00 pm.

I wish that 200 years from now, someone would look at my name and say "Hey, that guy died before I was born, but he did changed my life". Not in the "Lol he cured cancer" way, more like he wrote a good book or a nice song (even though I dont plan on writing books or songs, so get creative).

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on February 28, 2009, 01:25:29 PM

You made a porno he loves.

I wish I could draw Mesas.

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Post by: ellie-is on February 28, 2009, 01:55:53 PM

Okay, but now you cant draw yer characters anymore.

I wish death didnt had an arm coming out of his eye due to radioactiveness.

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Post by: Dominicy on February 28, 2009, 02:18:13 PM

Granted.  Somehow I'm suddenly glad I don't read Ed's webcomic. o_O

I wish I didn't have writer's block.  Especially at character development heavy moments @_@

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on February 28, 2009, 03:53:06 PM

Sorry, but before I finished reading your post, I decided to stop reading it. So no wish for you.

I wish 2/3 cup of of salt, 1 gallon of iced tea, and seven carrots. Blend them at liquify for ten hours and clean up the mess.

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Post by: Fisherson on March 01, 2009, 03:13:51 AM

Granted, a combo cook/cleaner droid peforms the task you sepcify, then explodes making a bigger mess than the one it cleaned up.


I wish they would make a DS version of Dragon Warrior 3.

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Post by: Rahl on March 01, 2009, 08:24:22 AM

Granted, but it doesnt have the same story or share anything having to with it with the exception of the name.

I wish I could save someone's life.

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Post by: ellie-is on March 01, 2009, 01:20:40 PM

Okay. You save a serial killer's life, and while you do that, you end up killing the guy he was trying to kill. Good job, bro.

I wish for chicken nuggets.

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Post by: Rahl on March 01, 2009, 05:14:01 PM

Granted, to bad thier sperm chicken nuggets.

I wish I had my baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back ribs.... BBQ sauce.

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Post by: fruckert on March 01, 2009, 08:11:18 PM

Granted. You get ribs that were torn out of a babies back, doused in BBQ sauce

I wish for a pepper grinder

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Post by: Rahl on March 02, 2009, 12:49:27 AM

Granted, but now your name is pepper, congratualtions.

I wish I had a million dollars to waste on a game.

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Post by: fruckert on March 02, 2009, 01:22:47 AM

Granted. You buy the last copy of E.T.

I wish that I had some good tilesets

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Post by: Rahl on March 02, 2009, 01:57:41 AM

Granted but thier too good to be believed, and so no one does believe they are good.

I wish I knew about the birds and the bees.

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Post by: WarxePB on March 03, 2009, 12:01:16 PM

Granted, but you'll never get any. ;)

I wish that I knew everything.

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Post by: Darrellito on March 03, 2009, 12:12:08 PM

Granted, but the goverment keeps you held up in a cage in their office in case they need to know something.

I wish it would rain Cheetos instead of water.

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Post by: Dominicy on March 03, 2009, 02:18:44 PM

Granted.  The whole world over people are being murdered by lightning speed Cheetos.

I wish for an UH-MAZING BHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK.

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Post by: Red Fox on March 03, 2009, 05:17:00 PM

wish granted... (http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/5/59/EARTHQUAKE.png)

I wish for more google ads.

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Post by: Dominicy on March 03, 2009, 05:21:28 PM

Enjoy
(http://googleads.g.doubleclick.net/pagead/imgad?id=CIP6zOXt0ZqeARDYBRhPMgjlTLWK6dfyow)

I wish who ever grants my wish was given the corruption of this wish and every subsequent one that I make, instead of me.

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Post by: Rahl on March 03, 2009, 09:54:44 PM

Granted, and it happens in your mind just not reality.

I wish people were so damn stupid.

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Post by: Dominicy on March 03, 2009, 10:07:34 PM

Granted.  People now were so damn stupid.

I wish my nephew weren't such a whiner.

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Post by: Red Fox on March 03, 2009, 10:32:34 PM

Granted, he is now your lover.

I wish for gore p0rn

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Post by: fruckert on March 03, 2009, 11:45:21 PM

Congratulations. The FBI run over to Sweden and arrest you for being in possession of snuff film

I wish that ragdolls weren't so emo

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Post by: Red Giant on March 04, 2009, 01:04:06 AM

Granted. Now they're wigger.


I wish I could control people's minds.

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Post by: arcaine91 on March 04, 2009, 03:06:07 AM

Granted. Too bad it doesn't save you from the zombies...

I wish that the ghost of John Lennon would come back and strangle Osama Bin Laden.

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Post by: fruckert on March 04, 2009, 03:09:59 AM

Granted. He come's back, but he instead looks at you all weird like as to why the hell you wanted that to come to be

I wish for a quarter

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Post by: Bluhman on March 04, 2009, 03:11:33 AM

Granted. You're now missing from the knees up. Find the 3/4ths that is the rest of you!

I wish I could have the power of heart.

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Post by: Musha on March 04, 2009, 07:57:02 AM

Granted, now you're like that whiny emo kid from the Planeteers, always whining about dying fish and stuff.

I wish I had dark blue skin and yellow eyes.

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Post by: Red Fox on March 04, 2009, 09:51:08 AM

Granted, a monster hunter mistook you as a beast of darkness and killed you. Your head is now a trophy on his wall.

I wish arcaine91's sig wasn't so friggin' huge.

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Post by: WarxePB on March 04, 2009, 11:55:13 AM

Granted, but he puts it in his avatar instead.

I wish for 2 dollars worth of penny candies.

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Post by: Rahl on March 05, 2009, 04:12:32 PM

Granted, but thier acual pennies I turned into candy. Congrats.

I wish the person that posts after me a happy life and mine to be crappy.

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Post by: ellie-is on March 05, 2009, 04:19:26 PM

Granted. I have a happy life, you have a crappy life, and all the kids that you eventually may have have a crappy life. Good job.

I wish for money.

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Post by: Red Giant on March 05, 2009, 04:29:51 PM

Granted, but it can't buy you happiness.

I wish to find my russian beauty today! RussianEuro.com - Russian Dating and Singles.

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Post by: fruckert on March 05, 2009, 10:27:51 PM

Granted. She's a transvestite D:

I wish that my portrait pack would work

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Post by: ellie-is on March 05, 2009, 10:38:08 PM

Okay, but it explodes, mutilating your genitals you in the process.

I wish Red's gf would give me drawing lessons. P:

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Post by: Red Giant on March 05, 2009, 10:42:51 PM

Granted, but you have to pay her out the arse and I get rich off your payments and live it up in my mansion made of gold.

I wish my gf would give lucas drawing lessons.

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Post by: Cerebus on March 05, 2009, 10:44:00 PM

Granted, but she starts to like him, eventually love him, leave you for him and they both die in a tragic tricycle accident.

I wish I could rule the World!

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Post by: ellie-is on March 05, 2009, 10:55:18 PM

You now rule the world of warcraft. Grats, you are the biggest nerd ever

I wish for glasses so I can see again

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Post by: fruckert on March 05, 2009, 10:57:06 PM

Granted, but they're thick, and you look like a bigger nerd than Cerebus ruling WoW

I wish for a nickel

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Post by: WarxePB on March 06, 2009, 12:51:08 AM

Granted. You get a giant lump of nickel... that crushes your genitals when it materializes on your lap.

I wish that the climax of Akira wasn't so creepy.

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Post by: Rahl on March 06, 2009, 01:06:24 AM

Granted, just granted. But umm, you lose a dime.

I wish I could pwn U nub

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Post by: fruckert on March 06, 2009, 01:10:43 AM

Granted. No corruption, because nub pwning is necessary

I wish leetspeak didn't exist

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Post by: WarxePB on March 06, 2009, 01:30:37 AM

Granted. Instead, we all have to learn Newspeak to talk over the net. (Look up the novel 1984 if you don't get it.)

I wish that I had twenty virgin women at my command.

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Post by: Darrellito on March 06, 2009, 01:57:25 AM

Granted, but they won't touch you. At all. And they giggle everytime that you show them your penis.

I wish the next poster had a dog named Lucky, and that said dog would be hit by a milk truck.

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Post by: fruckert on March 06, 2009, 02:09:32 AM

:(...that actually happened, dude :(

I wish for a million golds

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Post by: arcaine91 on March 06, 2009, 03:55:38 AM

Granted. You get one million Gaia gold. Unfortunately, you can only spend it on Indiana Jones hats.

I wish that the corruption of this wish would itself be corrupted.

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Post by: Rahl on March 07, 2009, 09:18:53 PM

Granted, you get punched in the face but the guy that does it gets punched in his face too.

I wish for a good free virus scanner.

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Post by: WarxePB on March 07, 2009, 10:13:51 PM

Granted. It's good, but not great - your computer still gets fried by a billion viruses, as opposed to a billion and three.

I wish that all of my obscure internet quotes were understood by everyone ("Because your mother's a whore!" "That's beside the point!")

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Post by: fruckert on March 07, 2009, 10:15:45 PM

Granted, but everyone thinks you're lame for saying them now

I wish I had better grammar

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Post by: Rahl on March 10, 2009, 01:21:36 AM

Granted but its so good no one can understand it either because everyone else speaks with bad grammar.

I wish for more AA batteries for xbox controller.

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Post by: arcaine91 on March 10, 2009, 06:28:38 PM

Granted. A member of Alcoholics Anonymous gives you 5,000 C-cell batteries.

I wish that the PS3 remake of FF7 was real, and not just a tech demo.

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Post by: WarxePB on March 10, 2009, 08:28:36 PM

Granted, but they release it as 3 separate games, each at full price. And... uhh... they make Squall the main character.

I wish that Nintendo made a Super Wii with the processing power of the X360, more sensitive motion controls, and was under $400 US dollars.

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Post by: ellie-is on March 10, 2009, 08:45:19 PM

Okay, but you cant play wii games, and each new game costs about 4k dollars.

I wish I had a NES.

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Post by: fruckert on March 11, 2009, 04:33:18 AM

Granted. All the games you find for it are broken

I wish for green
Yes
Green

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Post by: Rahl on March 11, 2009, 01:51:00 PM

Congratulations, various parts of you body are now green, so now do you think she was worth it??

I wish for life to make sense.

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Post by: zuhane on March 11, 2009, 04:21:22 PM

It makes perfect sense. There's nothing to accomplish or figure out and you are placed in a chair and fed on a drip in a room - alone for the rest of your life.

I wish I had a pet Gibbon called Calcium and he told funny jokes.

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Post by: mironic on March 13, 2009, 12:34:09 AM

granted.... but after a day he will kill you.

i wish for a spearmint sugar free axle flavored chewing hard candy

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Post by: WarxePB on March 13, 2009, 12:40:51 AM

Granted. But it's so hard that it breaks your teeth when you chew it.


I wish that Nintendo made a Super Wii with the processing power of the X360, more sensitive motion controls, cost less than $400 US dollars, could play every Nintendo system game (with a cartridge slot for NES, Super NES and Game Boy games) with the games priced reasonably, and would never break down, fail or cease to work.

(I will find an uncorruptable wish!)

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Post by: mironic on March 13, 2009, 12:44:26 AM

granted but it gives you cancer if you play it for more then 3 hours a day

i wish for a sunday that was perfect and nothing could ruin it

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Post by: fruckert on March 13, 2009, 12:48:09 AM

Granted. The next morning, you die

I wish for ANARCHY!

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Post by: mironic on March 13, 2009, 12:51:05 AM

granted.... but somthing messed with the wish... your wish bounced and hit old man jenkins grave to haunt you forever

I wish that old man jenkins was dead again cuz he scares me

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Post by: Darrellito on March 13, 2009, 02:38:28 AM

Granted, but he becomes a zombie and eats you while you sleep

[emo]I wish the world wasn't such a dark scary place[/emo]

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Post by: fruckert on March 13, 2009, 04:00:33 AM

Granted, but you're still emo and see the world as a dark scary place anyways

I wish for a wish

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Post by: arcaine91 on March 13, 2009, 12:23:38 PM

Granted. You wish for a pot of gold, but the leprechaun kicks you in the groin everytime you get close.

I wish I knew whether a Purple People Eater is a purple thing that eats people, or a thing that eats purple people.

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Post by: Rahl on March 13, 2009, 03:30:50 PM

Granted you now know because your in one's stomach being slowly digested.

I wishI didnt have to drive all the way home today.

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Post by: mironic on March 13, 2009, 07:50:22 PM

granted you can teleport there.... but your like night crawler and have to see inside the place befor you teleport

i wish for 3 dots to show up in someones post

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Post by: fruckert on March 14, 2009, 12:16:30 AM

Granted. They use an over-excessiveness of i's in it

Such as that

I wish that people knew the weird random things I did, so that I wouldn't look as much of a weirdo when I tell someone that there's a species of frog that explodes before it's caught

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Post by: mironic on March 14, 2009, 01:27:19 AM

HA XD Granted but you explore before your caught


i wish that you would explode into chalk when you get caught

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Post by: Dominicy on March 17, 2009, 01:00:16 AM

Granted.  I don't get caught for this non-descript crime.

I wish the Sheltem plot arc in Might and Magic would start up again.  Sheltem was bad ***.  He was half skinless.

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Post by: fruckert on March 17, 2009, 01:01:50 AM

Granted, but he's full skinned now instead

I wish that ZOMBIES WOULD EAT THE NEXT POSTERS BRAINS!!1!

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Post by: Dominicy on March 17, 2009, 01:13:02 AM

Quote

Granted, but he's full skinned now instead

(http://www.anaitgames.com/wp-content/darth_vader_nooo.jpeg)

Granted, w-AGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...

I... *rasped breath* wish... braaaainnssss

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Post by: Darrellito on March 17, 2009, 07:42:17 AM

Granted, your testicles have been replaced by brains, and your brains by testicles. Now your a real man!

I wish the whole world was poisoned and I had the cure.

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Post by: WarxePB on March 17, 2009, 10:53:02 AM

Granted, but while you sleep, some people sneak into your house and kill you for the cure.

I wish for thirty pairs of shoes.

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Post by: Dominicy on March 17, 2009, 03:12:55 PM

Granted.  You now have thirty pears of shoes

I wish I was HARDENED WITH FIRE.

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Post by: mironic on March 17, 2009, 07:33:40 PM

Granted, but you can no longer move

i wish... WISH... FOR AN.... pIne.......ap...ba............................................ uhhhhhhhhh... PINECONE PIE

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Post by: fruckert on March 17, 2009, 11:42:57 PM

Granted. You eat it, then it hurts like **** to **** out later

I wish that I WAS A TITAN!

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Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on March 18, 2009, 02:38:04 AM

Granted. You grow at an alarming rate, until eventually you are so massive, the sun's gravity pulls you in, and you are incinerated.
As a result, the rest of our solar system goes with you.
Good job.

I wish that I could shoot silly string from my finger tips.

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Post by: Dominicy on March 19, 2009, 12:47:47 PM

Granted.  these silly strings happen to be a collaboration of your veins and arteries.

I wish to be loved.

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Post by: fruckert on March 19, 2009, 10:44:52 PM

Granted, Fruitart my gay raping cousin now loves you
OLD REFERENCE ALERT!

I wish that I was a kazoo

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Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on March 19, 2009, 11:14:30 PM

Granted. But only large hairy men ever blow you.

I wish I could materialize spheres of flaming plasma from the palms of my hands, and then fire them at my enemies.

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Post by: WarxePB on March 19, 2009, 11:32:40 PM

Granted, but you incinerate your hands while conjuring them.

I wish that I could stop the rock

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Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on March 19, 2009, 11:56:13 PM

Granted. You can the stop the rock.
But YOU CAN'T KILL THE METAL!

I wish my eyes could fire high-powered laser beams.

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Post by: WarxePB on March 20, 2009, 02:29:58 AM

Granted, but you accidentally look into a mirror while firin your eye lazors, thus making a large hole in your head.

I wish I could both stop the rock and kill the metal.

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Post by: SaiKar on March 20, 2009, 04:34:40 AM

Granted. A rock tumbling down a hill that would have pushed a stalled car full of tourists out of the way of an out-of-control truck stops where it is and a friendly benevolent metal robot that was working on cancer research is slain before the last few calculations to perfect a cure.

I wish I wasn't an insomniac.

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Post by: fruckert on March 20, 2009, 05:00:05 AM

Granted. You are a sexsomniac now, and have sex with your creepy neighbor who likes cats a little to much

I wish that didn't pop into my head

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Post by: Darrellito on March 20, 2009, 07:25:41 AM

Granted, instead, a knife does.

I wish I had the curse of the black pearl.

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Post by: Dominicy on March 20, 2009, 12:42:32 PM

Granted, you get stuck as a recurring character in an entirely crappy movie series.  I think.

That is what the curse of the Black Pearl is from, aye?

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Post by: Red Fox on March 20, 2009, 03:18:44 PM

No, he is actually referring to a very old and obscure porno made during the time slavery was legal in America.

I wish I had a power of making things out of order.

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Post by: fruckert on March 20, 2009, 07:43:33 PM

Granted, your atoms go all out of order

I wish my dog didn't just let off that smelly dog fart >_<

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Post by: Dominicy on March 20, 2009, 11:36:28 PM

Granted.  Predictable joke about feces goes here.

I wish I didn't forget this wasn't the ask a stupid question thread about a question ago XD

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Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on March 21, 2009, 03:35:48 AM

Granted. Bluhman appears in a dark corner of your room, and the last words you hear before he shoots you are "Can I get a clear shot from here? I mean, really."

I wish I could projectile vomit white hot molten steel, without causing any damage to myself.

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Post by: WarxePB on March 21, 2009, 03:59:16 AM

Granted. After a night of binge drinking, you puke hot metal into your toilet, melting it and the floor below. You then fall through the hole and snap your neck.

I wish that I could juggle pies.

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Post by: DedlellyDeth on March 21, 2009, 05:12:48 AM

Granted. They are cowpies however and one time you miss...

I wish I could live in the internet.

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Post by: Darkfox on March 21, 2009, 09:06:08 AM

Granted, your soul is now, lost eternally wandering the vast electronic super highway of the internet, then you get spotted by a AVG and mistakingly marked as a trojan...

I wish I had a dollar for every time a person made a wish.

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Post by: Red Fox on March 21, 2009, 10:38:41 AM

Granted. You now own all the money in USA and all of it's population wants you dead. So you have to use all the money you earned to build yourself into a fortress which you never can leave.

I wish my wish was a really great wish that made all other wishes seem pathetic in comparison.

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Post by: Darkfox on March 21, 2009, 11:11:19 AM

Granted, you get no wish. Except now the sun is a black hole sucking everything up into Oblivion, congratulations! You destroyed us all!

I wish I had a power pellet like Pac-Man so I can break the laws of physics and eat malicious spirits.

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Post by: Dominicy on March 21, 2009, 11:15:33 AM

Granted.  You're mistaken for the Ghost Busters, and are incessantly followed by thirteen year olds who think singing one line over and over from the theme-song makes them retro.

I wish for a pet smurf.

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Post by: Darrellito on March 21, 2009, 11:17:51 AM

Granted, but an evil wizard either eats them or tries to make them into gold. It was never clear to me.

I wish Marijuana was legalized already.

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Post by: Darkfox on March 21, 2009, 11:20:23 AM

Granted but you get cancer, not because of smoking but of EVERYONE ELSE smoking so much it creates a thick deadly cancerous smog in the air. And yes, it's terminal.

I wish I was Chuck Norris.

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Post by: WarxePB on March 21, 2009, 02:36:47 PM

That's blasphemy. Not granted.

I wish that I had really long fingers.

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Post by: Fisherson on March 21, 2009, 05:09:26 PM

Granted you become an evil Gremlin and terrize the country side until a brave hero slays you a get laid by the fair princess.


I wish had the power to shape the galaxy using my computer.

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Post by: WarxePB on March 21, 2009, 05:15:26 PM

Granted. But your computer crashes, thus destroying the galaxy.

I wish for two more of those.

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Post by: mironic on March 22, 2009, 12:22:02 AM

granted... but they both crash

I wish for Me to get a lollipop :D

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Post by: Darkfox on March 22, 2009, 12:28:59 AM

Granted, you get a lollipop but a bus randomly hits you even though you are far from the freeway in a house. For no reason.

I wish I was be able to perform Sonic Booms like Guile.

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Post by: Darrellito on March 22, 2009, 02:59:32 AM

Granted, but since your arms are as thick as toothpicks, one sonic boom destroys them.

I wish I could fight Darkfox in a one-on-one match street fighter style. I'm Ryu, the over picked character.

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Post by: DedlellyDeth on March 22, 2009, 03:46:15 AM

Granted. You actually turn into Ryu and after the match, however, players at the arcade debate the correct pronunciation of his name, resulting in the manager turning off the machine, killing you.

I wish I could remix my life like a rap music video.

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Post by: Darrellito on March 22, 2009, 08:34:20 AM

Granted, but your remix is a funk jazz electro fusion of your life and scooby-doo.

I wish somebody would plug my arcade machine back in and slip in 50 cents.

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on March 22, 2009, 01:07:19 PM

Granted, I punch a hole in the glass and drop fifty cents in.

I wish OH GOD IT'S GOT MY HEAD HELP SAVE ME!!!

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Post by: Fisherson on March 22, 2009, 05:24:32 PM

Granted your head asplodes.

I wish I were a mountain lion that craved the blood of inactive members of this forum.

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Post by: DedlellyDeth on March 22, 2009, 05:39:00 PM

Granted. It is menstrual blood, however.

I wish I had my own martial art.

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Post by: Darrellito on March 23, 2009, 12:08:07 AM

Granted, its a mixture of kicks and shitting in your hand and throwing it in their eyes. It's called Dung Fu.


I wish I had half a buck.

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Post by: Darkfox on March 23, 2009, 12:10:07 AM

Granted, you get half of a male deer, and it isn't fresh either and it may be diseased.

I wish I could play the piano.

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Post by: Darrellito on March 23, 2009, 12:22:06 AM

Granted. Your allowed to play a piano. I don't know what was restricting you before, but now your allowed.

Mmmm half a buck, I was getting pretty hungry.

I wish I had a pot big enough to flash fry my half a buck.

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Post by: Rahl on March 23, 2009, 12:54:20 AM

Granted, but a cock-eyed lepricon kicks you in the testicels.

I wish for an apocolipse pony!

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Post by: DedlellyDeth on March 23, 2009, 02:22:30 AM

Granted. It matures and knocks up some regular horses, however, and produces 8 half-apocalypse ponies, which turn into the horses of the 8 riders of the half-apocalypse, which of course equals the 4 riders of the full apocalypse, and the world ends. Thanks a lot.

I wish I had a sack able to hold an infinite amount of mass and still be small and light.

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Post by: WarxePB on March 23, 2009, 02:42:08 AM

Granted, but you have no stuff to put in it.

I wish that my name was Crono.

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Post by: Darkfox on March 23, 2009, 02:51:02 AM

Granted, but now here comes a meteor with a big gaping mouth making weird screams as it plummets towards earth. Also there's a weird green big lipped fat dude, a blue bald guy with knives and a pink guy that looks very creepily like a woman after you.

I wish I could be Superman

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Post by: fruckert on March 23, 2009, 05:05:42 AM

Granted, but you have a Kryptonite implant

I wish I could be Batman

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Post by: Darrellito on March 23, 2009, 06:53:51 AM

Granted, but your caught by a stray bullet.

I wish I could be a Green Lantern.

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Post by: Darkfox on March 23, 2009, 06:56:15 AM

Granted, but Sinestro mugs you.

I wish I was Deadpool

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Post by: FFL2and3rocks on March 23, 2009, 07:46:47 AM

Granted, but the fourth wall falls over and crushes you.

I wish I was Freakazoid.

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Post by: Darkfox on March 23, 2009, 07:51:55 AM

Granted, but you have to listen to Gutierrez's jokes all day yelling LAUGH WITH ME!

I wish I was Bruce Campbell

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Post by: Darrellito on March 23, 2009, 08:34:30 PM

Granted, but after your glorious run in films, your cursed to acting in bit roles in USA network television shows.

I wish I could be The Specter.

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on March 23, 2009, 08:39:53 PM

Granted. You become a white ape with a very sharp hat.

I wish likes to dance the tango.

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Post by: fruckert on March 23, 2009, 09:42:30 PM

Granted, but um...you don't like it, and are forced to do it forevermore

I wish that tonight wasn't such a midnight dreary

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Post by: DedlellyDeth on March 23, 2009, 10:31:35 PM

Granted. It is now HEVAY METAAAAAL!!!

I wish I could inject myself with knowledge juice and learn anything without reading or hearing it.

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Post by: Darrellito on March 24, 2009, 05:57:41 PM

Granted, but after an all night binge, your head explodes from too much knowledge.

I wish I could legally have 20lbs of Marijuana.

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Post by: Rahl on March 24, 2009, 07:17:17 PM

Granted, it is now legal for you to have marijuana, but it is still illegal to smoke it and punishable by death.

I wish for corruption.

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Post by: fruckert on March 24, 2009, 09:28:03 PM

Granted. Your entire hard drive corrupts, and any hard drive after that corrupts, making it so you can't go outside
Also, your penis falls off from bacteria corruption

I wish for a pair of pants

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Post by: Fisherson on March 25, 2009, 03:54:28 AM

Granted, but they're wrong size for you and you gain a woman's figure with no TG process occurring. You just have the physical body of a woman.

I wish that I could TF people at will.

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Post by: Darkfox on March 25, 2009, 05:35:31 AM

Granted but you get mirror'd and become a bug.

I wish for a wishy wish.. wish

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Post by: Darrellito on March 25, 2009, 06:08:43 AM

Granted. Now what?

I wish I was queer, so I could get chicks.

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Post by: Darkfox on March 25, 2009, 06:32:46 AM

Yes, but now your not interested in them... wow, who didn't see THAT coming?

I wish I had a bag that always gave food so I could cure world hunger.

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Post by: Dominicy on March 25, 2009, 02:22:28 PM

Granted. The food just so happens to be moldy bread.

I wish Darkfox no longer needed sleep and only had ambitions of working on his Charas Doom game.

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Post by: Darrellito on March 25, 2009, 02:51:54 PM

Granted, but it still will never be completed in your lifetime.

I wish for  :Plight: all around.

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Post by: Rahl on March 25, 2009, 04:15:02 PM

Granted :Plight: :Plight: :Plight: :Plight: :Plight: :Plight: :Plight: :Plight: :Plight: :Plight: :Plight: :Plight: :Plight: :Plight: :Plight: :Plight: :Plight:

I wish for ambition.

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Post by: DedlellyDeth on March 26, 2009, 12:31:25 AM

Granted. Oh, wait, you said ambushin', right?

I wish I could get the first post on the 100th page.

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Post by: Rahl on March 26, 2009, 01:28:55 AM

Granted but not on this thread.


I wish I wasnt so tierd all the time.

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Post by: DedlellyDeth on March 26, 2009, 01:35:13 AM

Granted. You stay awake forever and start to lose your memory, then you start hallucinating, and you are put in a mental institution. Your country goes to war, and you are trapped in a straitjacket in the rubble as you are saved by a plane flying to a different continent, but the engines fail and you fall, still alive, into a jungle full of natives that horribly mistreat you.

I wish time didn't keep slipping into the future.

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Post by: fruckert on March 26, 2009, 05:04:35 AM

Granted, it's now frozen forever

I wish that I didn't suck at COD4

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Post by: drenrin2120 on March 26, 2009, 05:08:43 AM

Granted. Now you own nubs with your skills and command the battle field with air raids. Unfortunately, you can't seem to get a handle on them zombies and they eat your brain... of course... what else would zombies do.

EDIT: I wish I could go back in time and make a wish... =(

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Post by: fruckert on March 26, 2009, 05:17:23 AM

I wish Drenrin made a wish D:

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Post by: Rahl on March 26, 2009, 07:31:06 AM

Granted, but it also means he shoves a moon sized marble up you arse.

I wish I never had to shove a moon sized marble up my ***.

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Post by: HobomasterXXX on March 26, 2009, 09:13:41 AM

Granted. Someone else puts it up your *** for you. That is, after he lights it on fire.

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Post by: Darrellito on March 26, 2009, 09:56:39 AM

I wish people would remember to wish for something.

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Post by: ThexXtremeXx on March 26, 2009, 07:49:55 PM

Granted, but your penis has shrunken 3 inches. Leaving you smexless.

I wish i was a ninja with an atomic bomb.

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Post by: Rahl on March 26, 2009, 09:51:54 PM

Granted, but its an activated atomic bomb and you live in alternate world filled with cute bunnies and you take them all with you when you are incinerated by the blast.

I wish I could code C++.

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Post by: fruckert on March 26, 2009, 10:31:52 PM

Granted, but you become a stereotypical nerd programmer, and never have sex again
Also, you suck at it

I wish that I'd remember to comment my code

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Post by: DedlellyDeth on March 27, 2009, 10:49:02 PM

Granted. Your code, however, is overly commented to the point that you can't follow the code anymore.

I wish I could think of a good Halloween costume.

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Post by: Rahl on March 31, 2009, 06:38:29 PM

Granted but good for you means crappy for everyone else...

I wish I had a boat so I could never ride in it.

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Post by: fruckert on March 31, 2009, 06:41:32 PM

Granted. It comes alive and murders you with it's propeller because you never ride in it

I wish I had some chicken

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Post by: Rahl on March 31, 2009, 06:45:55 PM

Congratulations have a nice honeymoon.

I wish for stuff.

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Post by: fruckert on March 31, 2009, 06:50:56 PM

Granted, your face melts as a result

I wish I understood what Rahl ment

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Post by: Rahl on March 31, 2009, 06:56:17 PM

Granted but understanding of Rahl means becoming omnicient for he is as well and that much information is too much for such a lowly mortal to encounter so the universe instead of having your mind eplode chains you to a wall in a room where a man stands in front of you anc randomly kicks you in the nuts for the rest of eternity, congratualtions on the immortality at last. And the mans name is Bruce Lee. The worst part is not knowing when the foot will come.

I wish that linguistics was not a requirement for my major....

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Post by: Musha on March 31, 2009, 08:22:36 PM

Granted.  Exotic Dancing is a requirement instead.

I wish I could blind people with my sheer awesomeness.

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Post by: Rahl on April 01, 2009, 12:17:19 AM

Granted you are now blind.

I wish people werent so stupid.

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Post by: Musha on April 01, 2009, 02:44:51 PM

Granted, now they're all smarter than you.

I wish my computer wasn't broken.

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Post by: Fisherson on April 01, 2009, 06:11:17 PM

Granted, but you can't control it and asplode like Sylar in Heroes season 1.

I wish I had tail.

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Post by: _JeT_ on April 02, 2009, 02:56:46 AM

Granted, but a world class animal poacher hunts you down for your tail. He mounts it on his wall.

I wish I could pee fire.

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Post by: fruckert on April 02, 2009, 03:03:01 AM

Granted, but you ain't fireproof

I wish that I wasn't so FREAKED THE **** OUT RIGHT NOW!!!1!

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Post by: Rahl on April 02, 2009, 04:41:26 AM

Granted your even more freaked out 2 seconds from now.

I wish for Surge.

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Post by: Musha on April 02, 2009, 03:57:47 PM

Granted:
<img src="http://www.fantasykat.com/ch/Images/sq/surge1.jpg">
Now what are you going to <i>do</i> with him?

I wish for a donut.

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Post by: Darrellito on April 02, 2009, 04:23:48 PM

Granted, but it's not filled with any cream that you want...

I wish I could crap rainbows.

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Post by: Fisherson on April 02, 2009, 04:36:40 PM

Granted , but you turn into a unicorn tatoo on some girl's ***.

I wish Spore wasn't so repetitive.

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Post by: fruckert on April 02, 2009, 06:41:46 PM

Granted, it's even more repetitive
(in my defense, you didn't specify whether you wanted it lower or not :P)

I wish for a diamond

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Post by: Darkfox on April 02, 2009, 07:01:40 PM

Granted, the carbon of your body is compressed to make one brilliant diamond!

I wish I had something better to eat than oatmeal.

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on April 02, 2009, 07:36:22 PM

Granted. You get tasty breakfast squid.

I wish for a way to travel forward in time with time being as though I really had lived through it and acted normally as if I hadn't jumped forward.

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Post by: Darrellito on April 03, 2009, 06:12:37 AM

Granted, but your time machine is stuck in the moving forward speed of normal.

I wish that I could crap rainbows and puke sunshine.

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Post by: DedlellyDeth on April 03, 2009, 03:48:13 PM

Quote from: Darrellito on April 03, 2009, 06:12:37 AM

Granted, but your time machine is stuck in the moving forward speed of normal.

I wish that I could crap rainbows and puke sunshine.

Granted, but you ejaculate butterflies prematurely and they're furry, painful caterpillars.

I wish I had an awesome telephone booth that's larger on the inside than the outside like The Doctor.

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Post by: Fisherson on April 04, 2009, 01:35:02 PM

Granted, but it contains alternate vacum of space which,once opened sucks the air from the world until we alll die. :(


I Wish the world were more like charas.

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Post by: fruckert on April 04, 2009, 08:26:38 PM

Granted, everything turns blue

I wish that I didn't possibly have to get brain surgery
(true story)

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Post by: DedlellyDeth on April 05, 2009, 12:12:13 AM

Granted. You get a penectomy instead.

I wish the world was like 4chan.

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Post by: Darkfox on April 05, 2009, 12:31:15 AM

Granted, the world is now a Hell full of idiots and halfwits and then it implodes for no reason.

I wish to bake 4chan like apple pie.

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Post by: fruckert on April 05, 2009, 12:41:05 AM

Granted. No corruption because it deserves it

I wish for some chicken

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Post by: Fisherson on April 05, 2009, 01:17:07 AM

Granted, Ed's avatar fall on you.

I wish that a giant hamburger would eat Moosetroop, instead of the way it usually happens.

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on April 05, 2009, 01:28:04 AM

You can't do that.

I wish for whatever he said.

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Post by: _JeT_ on April 05, 2009, 02:04:02 AM

Granted, but you didn't specify as to when or what he said, that you are wishing for... Therefor, all you get is big ol' man boobs... Make of that, what you will...

I wish I had a Surface to Air Missile Launcher, with a hefty supply of Surface to Air Missiles....

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Post by: Fisherson on April 05, 2009, 04:16:09 AM

Ganted, it's about three feet tall and the missles are made of plastic.

I wish Disturbed would come out with a new song.

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Post by: Musha on April 05, 2009, 09:30:58 PM

Granted.  It's a cover of "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls.

I wish He-Man wasn't gay.

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Post by: Darkfox on April 05, 2009, 10:12:47 PM

Granted, now he's an ugly over-muscled chick who looks like she's on steroids.

I wish Orko was badass.

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Post by: Fisherson on April 06, 2009, 02:47:03 PM

Quote from: Darkfox on April 05, 2009, 10:12:47 PM

Granted, now he's an ugly over-muscled chick who looks like she's on steroids.

I wish Orko was badass.

Granted, but now he's the main villain instead of a henchman and pepole don't wacth the show anyomre.

I wish I had wife and kids.

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Post by: Rahl on April 06, 2009, 04:10:09 PM

Granted but shes get a penis, and the kids are adopted. Grats.

I wish I hadnt overslept class today.

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Post by: DedlellyDeth on April 06, 2009, 05:03:49 PM

Granted. You oversleep everything else.

I wish Oreo Minis packaged in a cereal format. I think they would sell better that way.

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Post by: Fisherson on April 06, 2009, 06:24:07 PM

Granted, but the Oreos turn out to be the offspring of a alien race and the parents decide to make a ceral out of you.

I wish I wasn't so much of a bimbo when was a TG'd into a girl.

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Post by: DedlellyDeth on April 06, 2009, 09:36:52 PM

Granted. Instead you are hideously ugly.

I wish I knew when I should post in Forum Gaming threads...

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Post by: Rahl on April 06, 2009, 11:44:23 PM

Granted, never...

I wish I had more motivation to do things...

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Post by: Darkfox on April 06, 2009, 11:46:24 PM

Granted, but now you don't know WHAT to do! Don't you just HATE when that happens?

I wish I had a potato chip.

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Post by: Musha on April 07, 2009, 12:35:36 AM

Granted, but a dog with the trots squatted on it.

I wish I knew kung fu.

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Post by: Darkfox on April 07, 2009, 12:38:05 AM

Granted, but you end up like Kung Fu Joe.

I wish I knew gun-fu.

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Post by: Musha on April 07, 2009, 03:29:17 AM

Granted.  Too bad you don't have any guns.

I wish for guns....lots of guns.

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Post by: Darkfox on April 07, 2009, 03:34:32 AM

Granted, but they are aimed at you.

I wish I picked up wepon (Full-Life Consequences reference).

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Post by: DedlellyDeth on April 07, 2009, 03:36:24 AM

Granted. She turns out to be a transvestite.

SCENARIO 2!!!: She sues you for sexual harassment.

I wish life were like anime, with things like slaps 3 times repeated and giant sweat drops etc.

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Post by: Rahl on April 07, 2009, 08:33:15 PM

Granted, everyone in the world is now a nerd, including me as I remain such.

I wish I could tell its not butter.

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Post by: Darkfox on April 07, 2009, 08:40:51 PM

Granted, but you aren't happy to know what it is...

I wish I had some strawberry shortcake.

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Post by: Rahl on April 07, 2009, 08:48:25 PM

Granted now your face is covered in it. Grats

I wish for a great ability to draw anime.

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Post by: zuhane on April 07, 2009, 09:37:44 PM

Granted. But all you can draw is furry dead dog Hitler **** corpse hentai.

I wish I had a face.

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Post by: Rahl on April 07, 2009, 09:50:23 PM

Granted you now look like Drew Berrimore. Grats

I wish I had a leather rolly chair for my desk.

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Post by: DedlellyDeth on April 07, 2009, 10:09:02 PM

Granted, but you have so much fun spinning in it that you vomit and then become unconscious. No, actually, the other way around.

I wish I was a wandering soul that could possess the body of anyone.

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Post by: Rahl on April 07, 2009, 11:52:51 PM

Granted but you decide to posess nerds.

I wish for vonage.

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Post by: HobomasterXXX on April 08, 2009, 05:40:10 AM

"Whats that? My hearings going a bit funny as of late... bondage you say? Well ok then you little whippersnapper"
Suddenly you are tied up with leather straps, and a midget is whipping you with a cat of nine tails.

I wish for a copy of Left 4 Dead.

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Post by: DedlellyDeth on April 08, 2009, 06:19:21 AM

Granted. You get it iriguri on the internets. And are arrest0rz 4 piratesing. And beins and old men.

I wish I had some gummi bears.

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Post by: Rahl on April 08, 2009, 04:42:07 PM

Granted, you are now left for dead. Grats

I wish for a copy of fable 2 that doesnt freeze up every 10 seconds.

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Post by: Fisherson on April 08, 2009, 05:23:45 PM

Granted, you get a copy of fable that doesn't work at all.

I wish I could move at the speed of sound.

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Post by: DedlellyDeth on April 08, 2009, 05:35:31 PM

Granted, but you have to show people how it all began. And fly from the underground. And listen to Coldplay 24 hours a day.

I wish Starburst was a single bar of candy goodness.

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Post by: Rahl on April 08, 2009, 07:23:29 PM

Granted, but seeing as its a single's bar and you like candy goodness you are not fat and alone.

I wish for white teeth.

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Post by: Fisherson on April 09, 2009, 03:41:25 AM

Granted! But now for sumreason the rest of you is turns to ivory and an Englishman keeps saying "Exelent!"

I wish I had a real Starship.

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Post by: Rahl on April 09, 2009, 06:00:49 AM

Granted, but fuel has been developed for it yet.

I wish for somthing more...

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Post by: Musha on April 09, 2009, 11:29:18 PM

Granted, you get more of less.

I wish I could leap tall buildings in a single bound.

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Post by: Rahl on April 10, 2009, 12:37:08 AM

Grated but you float into outerspace.

I wish people would try out my game so I could know if there are any bugs in it... lol

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Post by: _JeT_ on April 10, 2009, 12:47:16 AM

Granted, but that someone will have to be me, I guess. I'll download it in a few minutes.

I wish I found the next prime number in the series, to obtain the thousands, or even millions, of dollars.

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Post by: Rahl on April 10, 2009, 12:52:58 AM

Granted but you now only have one foot.

I wish for world domination.

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Post by: Fisherson on April 10, 2009, 03:40:49 AM

Granted. Dragoniums Empire reins suprime and we are all forced to make cheap products for people in another country.

I wish a rebelion would form and overthrow him.

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Post by: Rahl on April 10, 2009, 07:07:56 PM

Granted, but dragonium brands your arse with his name, labling forever what was his lol.

I wish for people to get along.

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Post by: _JeT_ on April 11, 2009, 05:04:31 AM

Granted, but then Trymaker's pbucket account ruins it.
Here is the destroyer! (http://s197.photobucket.com/albums/aa201/wannabeschool/?start=80)

I wish for Dragonium to pay me 10 bucks.

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Post by: HobomasterXXX on April 11, 2009, 05:38:58 AM

Quote from: _JeT_ on April 11, 2009, 05:04:31 AM

Granted, but then Trymaker's pbucket account ruins it.
Here is the destroyer! (http://s197.photobucket.com/albums/aa201/wannabeschool/?start=80)
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wat

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Post by: Fisherson on April 11, 2009, 01:38:43 PM

Quote from: _JeT_ on April 11, 2009, 05:04:31 AM

I wish for Dragonium to pay me 10 bucks.

Granted! He pay ten buck an hour for every 100 hours of work you do in his slave mine.

I wish Dragonium was a our villain again. I miss thwarting his evil plots.

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Post by: Prpl_Mage on April 11, 2009, 01:41:40 PM

Quote from: Fisherson on April 11, 2009, 01:38:43 PM

I wish Dragonium was a our villain again. I miss thwarting his evil plots.

granted! Dragonium becomes a villain again but you were the one who was badly manipulated into giving him his power.
In the end you end up like a mindless minion doing his dirty laundry.

I wish someone could make an interesting game.

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Post by: Fisherson on April 11, 2009, 01:44:15 PM

Granted! Warped is finaly created, but it's month from now.

I wish I could Finish Warped.

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Post by: Legacy of Elecrusher on April 11, 2009, 03:57:33 PM

Quote from: Fisherson on April 11, 2009, 01:44:15 PM

Granted! Warped is finaly created, but it's month from now.

I wish I could Finish Warped.

Granted, but it's so awful that you are driven to kill yourself, automatically removing you from the race for mayor.

I wish I would become mayor.

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Post by: Fisherson on April 11, 2009, 04:02:04 PM

Granted, but Jet assassinates you in revenge for killing me.

I wish trolls and bots didn't exist.

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Post by: _JeT_ on April 11, 2009, 04:05:28 PM

Damn, I was about to post that, Fish XD

Granted, but now Ghosts flood the internet, filling every page with various computer viruses, and then disappearing.

I wish that the USA would explode in a huge fireball.

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Post by: Fisherson on April 11, 2009, 04:07:11 PM

Granted, but since I live in that area you just incerated your best freind. :'( Why Jet, why?

I wish it would rain twinkies.

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Post by: Rahl on April 11, 2009, 05:38:20 PM

Granted but you get kicked in the balls.

I wish for a prosperous times.

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Post by: Fisherson on April 11, 2009, 07:17:30 PM

Granted, there are properous time on Zelnon a distant planet we have no idea about of will ever reach.

I wish I was an powerful ruler of the Sea.

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Post by: Rahl on April 11, 2009, 09:34:44 PM

Granted but the sea revolts and you are crushed by it.

I wish I were the ruler of Charas.

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Post by: Fisherson on April 16, 2009, 04:43:34 PM

Granted, bu tyou become a troll for some reason.

I wish you'd take off that that mask.

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Post by: Rahl on April 17, 2009, 01:57:35 AM

Granted but I put it back on so fast your couldn't see my face.

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Post by: Red Giant on April 17, 2009, 04:50:07 AM

Granted.

I wish entropy would reverse.

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Post by: Rahl on April 17, 2009, 05:59:02 AM

Granted, but you in turn suck.

I wish I had remembered to make a wish in my last post.

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Post by: Fisherson on April 17, 2009, 03:10:09 PM

Granted, but now were all in a time paradox.

I wish that time was water.

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Post by: Rahl on April 17, 2009, 04:55:49 PM

Granted but you drown.

I wish people could see that time is only an illusion.

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Post by: Fisherson on April 18, 2009, 03:57:38 AM

Granted, the Genjutsu I used on you makes time seem to stop and i run off with your wallet.

I wish that every one's deepest dreams would come true.

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Post by: Rahl on April 18, 2009, 08:17:23 AM

Granted, but your deepest dream is making out with Frodo Baggins, grats.

I wish I quote the LOTR word for word.

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Post by: uilo on April 20, 2009, 02:16:41 AM

Granted, but after doing that your brain explodes

I wish a super cool looking cloud´s sword :D

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Post by: Rahl on April 20, 2009, 03:55:29 AM

Granted, but it cuts you in 2.

I wish for vengence.

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Post by: DedlellyDeth on April 20, 2009, 04:00:04 AM

Granted, but by vengeance it means that you headbutt the ground for causing you pain when you tripped.

I wish I had moar.

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Post by: Rahl on April 21, 2009, 07:38:09 PM

Granted, but no one knows what it is.

I wish for potting soil.

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Post by: Fisherson on April 22, 2009, 02:27:28 AM

Granted you're transformed into a flower and can have all the potting soil you want.

I wsih I was Boba Fett.

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Post by: Rahl on April 22, 2009, 07:07:21 AM

Congatulations, your now rotting in the stomach of a giant space worm.

I wish I were Ichigo Kurusoki.

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Post by: Fisherson on April 22, 2009, 05:45:14 PM

Granted! You are now live in japan and are persecuted for having orange hair. XP

I wish the world were made of diamonds and all the creasture on the earth were also various gemstones, but coul live on the planet despite it being made of percious gems (That way we'd wouldn''t care about global warming).

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Post by: Rahl on April 22, 2009, 05:49:39 PM

Granted but you can't live there.

I wish I  could come up with something completely revolutionary.

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Post by: DedlellyDeth on April 22, 2009, 10:50:26 PM

Granted but you come up with something that harms you. Can you say "teleport rape"?

I wish I could be a master of the universe.

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Post by: fruckert on April 22, 2009, 10:55:08 PM

Granted, but the universe retaliates!
After four-hundred years, the Dedlelly Wars are coming to a close
The Fish Army has slain countless of the Noise Alliance, and we are finally staring to have peace
But the Noise Alliance has a back-up weapon...

A SONIC BOMB

The Fish Army almost lost...
Until the mighty warrior Fish himself came and slew the evil DedlellyDeath
However, Dedlelly was not all dead...the evil mage Kuthooloo resurrected him, and then the One in Purple slew them both
The End


Can't you tell I'm bored?

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Post by: DedlellyDeth on April 22, 2009, 11:09:54 PM

Quote from: fruckert on April 22, 2009, 10:55:08 PM

Granted, but the universe retaliates!
After four-hundred years, the Dedlelly Wars are coming to a close
The Fish Army has slain countless of the Noise Alliance, and we are finally staring to have peace
But the Noise Alliance has a back-up weapon...

A SONIC BOMB

The Fish Army almost lost...
Until the mighty warrior Fish himself came and slew the evil DedlellyDeath
However, Dedlelly was not all dead...the evil mage Kuthooloo resurrected him, and then the One in Purple slew them both
The End


Can't you tell I'm bored?

//Nice story, BTW.

Can't you tell that you fail for not spelling Cthulhu correctly?

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Post by: fruckert on April 22, 2009, 11:11:29 PM

I know how to spell it...I just typed it out how I pronounce it phonetically

And also um...forgot that this was wish game

I wish I wished for a wish >_>

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Post by: Rahl on April 23, 2009, 12:19:50 AM

Granted, get punched in the balls.

I wish for piece of mind.

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Post by: uilo on April 24, 2009, 01:19:11 AM

Granted but you lost it since you wished for a wish while the wish itself became the wish and *blow my head off*

I wish i have a head

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Post by: Fisherson on April 24, 2009, 04:09:10 AM

Granted, but it's Richard Nixon's.

I wish I was emperor of the galaxy.

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Post by: Rahl on April 24, 2009, 07:36:15 AM

Granted but its a poverty stricken galaxy that has tendancies to blame thier leader for thier short comings and  kill him.

I still wish I knew where I was in your sig fish.

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Post by: DedlellyDeth on April 25, 2009, 12:26:05 AM

You're behind Warxe and X_marks_the_Ed. And, since this is real, something bad will really happen. Like Game losing. You just lost The Game.

I wish I didn't just lose The Game.

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Post by: Rahl on April 25, 2009, 12:46:26 AM

Granted, but you didnt just win either.

I wish I knew where warxe and Ed where in the pick.

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Post by: Kessembi on April 25, 2009, 01:25:07 PM

Granted, unfortunately I ate them and you join them in my belly. Digestion much?

I wish I had another bowl of fruit (u_u)

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Post by: Rahl on April 25, 2009, 05:59:19 PM

Granted but its really a bowl of hairdessers.

I wish for an apple.

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Post by: DedlellyDeth on April 25, 2009, 07:24:31 PM

Granted, but it doesn't go where you want it.

I wish Charas was more active, though it is nice that I know most members here.

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Post by: Rahl on April 25, 2009, 09:17:39 PM

Granted, but all the active members hate you.

I wish for change.

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Post by: Kessembi on April 26, 2009, 07:52:59 AM

Granted, but it's not exact change and since the magical penny arcade is in the red, it is now prone to self-destruct.

I wish I were taller.

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Post by: Darkfox on April 26, 2009, 07:58:21 AM

Granted, but you didn't specify how much taller so you get so tall your head hits the sun somehow causing it to supernova and destroy us all, thanks alot! :(

I wish Luigi would shut up about spaghetti.

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Post by: Rahl on April 26, 2009, 08:29:50 AM

Granted, now hes into Ravioli.

I wish they would remake mario 64 and hurry to finish redoing FF7.

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Post by: fruckert on April 26, 2009, 08:40:15 AM

Granted. They end up sucking hardcore, as they felt the need to change the fundamental formula.

I wish that I wasn't so tired that I'm seeing homicidal leprechauns with spatulas and spoons

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Post by: Rahl on April 26, 2009, 08:45:01 AM

Granted not you awake and seeing them.

I wish for fame and fortune.

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Post by: DedlellyDeth on April 27, 2009, 12:04:09 AM

Granted but you are a photosensitive epileptic and have a fatal seizure when there are particularly many paparazzi one day.

I wish I could came.

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Post by: fruckert on April 27, 2009, 03:12:53 AM

Granted, every corruption I come up with would probably get me banned, so have fun

I wish I had myself a lovely day

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Post by: Kessembi on April 27, 2009, 03:39:11 AM

Granted, but since the day will only last 24 hours, on the 25th hour all hell will break loose and put holes in all your socks.

I with I had a hoola-hoop.

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Post by: Rahl on April 27, 2009, 05:34:36 AM

Granted, but its made of molten rock.

I wish for attention.

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Post by: fruckert on April 27, 2009, 06:43:17 AM

Granted.
How old are you?
If age>18 then crazy old lady who wants to have sex with you pays attention
If age<18 then crazy old man who has sex with you pays a lot of attention

I wish that I had a fish steak

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Post by: Rahl on April 27, 2009, 08:46:29 AM

Granted but the fish is still alive.

I wish for acknowledgement.

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Post by: Kessembi on April 27, 2009, 11:44:00 AM

Granted, but it's for the Stripper Organization of Senior Citizens; plus, they mispronounce your name during the Golden Erotic All-Stars banquet.

I wish I it would stop raining.

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Post by: Fisherson on April 27, 2009, 07:13:52 PM

Granted, you become a famous rapper and are gunned down Jet.

I wish for a slave girl.

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Post by: Rahl on April 27, 2009, 11:55:36 PM

(We already knew that)
Granted, but testicles remain intact and no one wants you.

I wish for a 1000 Arabian nights.

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Post by: DedlellyDeth on April 28, 2009, 12:03:49 AM

Granted. You spend 1000 nights in Saudi Arabia before being killed in the name of Allah.

I wish I wasn't so forgetful.

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Post by: Rahl on April 28, 2009, 12:22:09 AM

Granted I nail a bullton board to your head.

I wish I had a 5 year plan.

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Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on April 28, 2009, 01:07:25 AM

Granted, now you have a 5-year virgin mobile plan... no unlimited texts, no unlimited calls...

I wish, i wish i was a fish

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Post by: fruckert on April 28, 2009, 01:10:08 AM

Granted, I just ate you

I wish my pen would work

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Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on April 28, 2009, 01:13:54 AM

Granted, only enough ink for two words...

I wish my cat tasted better...

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Post by: Kessembi on April 29, 2009, 07:15:57 PM

Granted, but your tongue falls out in the process of eating it.

I wish I had a bicycle.

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Post by: Hawkfrost on April 29, 2009, 09:13:02 PM

Granted, but the tires are flat

I wish i could fly

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Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on April 29, 2009, 09:20:22 PM

Granted, your airplane crashes in Africa.

I wish I could get this homework done!

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Post by: Hawkfrost on April 29, 2009, 09:22:39 PM

Granted, you finish then dog eats it

i wish i was faster

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Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on April 29, 2009, 09:27:50 PM

Granted, you finish before you give a girl pleasure...sad...

I wish I had a thousand wishes!

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Post by: Hawkfrost on April 29, 2009, 09:30:36 PM

granted, but none of the others come true

i wish a had a million dollars tax free

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Post by: fruckert on April 29, 2009, 11:44:21 PM

Granted. It burns in transit.

I wish my thumbnail was back.

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Post by: Hawkfrost on April 29, 2009, 11:45:14 PM

Granted, it grows back all messed up and green

I wish i had a nice house

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Post by: DedlellyDeth on April 30, 2009, 03:05:56 AM

Granted, but all of your loved ones die admiring it.

I wish I could see any location I wanted.

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Post by: fruckert on April 30, 2009, 03:09:17 AM

Granted, all those locations contain a giant man-***, and it follows your vision.

I wish that the next person would have a nice day, and get laid many times.

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Post by: Kessembi on April 30, 2009, 04:44:53 AM

Granted; unfortunately in attempting to throw the same wish at you, his unicorn caught it and ate it. Not it's purple poop.

I wish my camera was working.

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Post by: Rahl on April 30, 2009, 08:02:31 AM

Gratned but it only works for a second.

I wiah for transcendence.

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Post by: buck55555 on May 16, 2009, 07:43:10 AM

granted, but you transcend into a false god who uses you as a servant boy

i wish to have more time on my hands.

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Post by: Kessembi on May 16, 2009, 10:32:45 AM

Granted, your palms turn into a giant orgy of international clocks.

I wish I had three stomachs.

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Post by: DedlellyDeth on May 16, 2009, 07:06:52 PM

Granted but they're all outside of you.

I wish I had better posture.

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Post by: buck55555 on May 17, 2009, 12:45:09 AM

granted, but its the posture of an ape lol

i wish i had an army of obedient ninja monkeys lol

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Post by: Fisherson on May 18, 2009, 05:22:03 AM

Granted, but they rhurl flying shurikens at you until you're pin cusion.

I wish I had a Deathstar that was invicible.

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Post by: fruckert on May 18, 2009, 05:25:19 AM

Granted, but it doesn't work properly

I wish that I would stop thinking of serious things to wish for and just get on with the game, dammit.

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Post by: DedlellyDeth on May 18, 2009, 11:57:10 PM

Granted. You stop thinking.

I wish I had a taco.

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Post by: lilsniffs3 on May 19, 2009, 12:46:33 AM

You get a taco.























IF BY TACO YOU MEAN FRENCH FRY!

hahahahahahahahahaha




I wish for my MIDI of "the rose" to finish itself.

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Post by: buck55555 on May 19, 2009, 09:36:11 PM

granted, but it sounds horrible now lol

i wish i could have some super human ability

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Post by: Rahl on May 26, 2009, 09:07:14 AM

Granted you bosy oder is now super human.

I wish for a train ticket to Berlin.

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Post by: Musha on June 02, 2009, 07:43:40 PM

Granted, but Hitler takes it.

I wish <a href="http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/kingdomhearts/images/e/e7/Kh2-yuna.jpg">This</a> <a href="http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/kingdomhearts/images/7/7c/Kh2-rikku.jpg">never</a> <a href="http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/kingdomhearts/images/e/e8/Paine-KH2.jpg">happened</a>.

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Post by: ellie-is on June 02, 2009, 07:49:59 PM

Sure. What the hell is that anyway?
I wish I had a dog.

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Post by: Darkfox on June 02, 2009, 08:09:12 PM

Here's a hotdog... made of disgusting soybeans!

I wish telemarketers would shut up.

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Post by: ellie-is on June 02, 2009, 08:17:54 PM

Okay. Now they are on TV, showing you pictures, and you cant watch tv anymore.
And I want a DOG. Not a hotdog. xD

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Post by: fruckert on June 02, 2009, 11:15:17 PM

Granted, you get a wiener...and you spontaneously combust, as well

I wish that a blue gun would discharge at your face

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Post by: Musha on June 02, 2009, 11:20:09 PM

Granted, but as everyone knows, blue guns are in fact Awesomifier Cannons, which triple a tasrget'ds awesomeness with each hit.

I wish I had an Awesomifier Cannon.

Quote

What the hell is that anyway?

Yuna, Rikku and Paine as horrible chibi-fairybeasts in Kingdom Hearts 2.

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Post by: DedlellyDeth on June 03, 2009, 12:01:18 AM

Granted, but you accidentally hit Chuck Norris and the whole universe explodes.

I wish I had mind control.

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Post by: fruckert on June 03, 2009, 01:46:12 AM

Quote from: DedlellyDeth on June 03, 2009, 12:01:18 AM

Granted, but you accidentally hit Chuck Norris and the whole universe explodes.

I deem that fail

Granted, but since 80% of the world population is total idiots, it's not that useful

I wish that the world would realize that Chuck Norris sucks

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Post by: Musha on June 03, 2009, 06:52:23 AM

Granted, but now they all idolize Carrot Top and post facts about him all over the internet.  <a href="http://www.chicagogigs.com/images/content/carrot-top_carrot-top_concerts_tickets_310748.jpg">Was it worth it?</a>

I wish I had a team of talented RPG developers to help me my my games.

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Post by: Fisherson on June 03, 2009, 06:12:42 PM

Granted, but they're all trolls who don't even know what the term "trolls" means and wish you'd stop being mean to them.

I wish I had a real light saber that couldn't kill me.

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Post by: DedlellyDeth on June 03, 2009, 07:11:17 PM

Granted. It does something else to you.

I wish I could fix computers.

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Post by: Fisherson on June 04, 2009, 04:53:30 PM

Granted, but you need to have the following prerequisites before you can learn that skill.
Rapier Machinery lv1
Knowledge: Computer skills lv2
Computer savvy
Compute use proficiency lv 5


I wish I had 999 charisma on my next encounter.

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Post by: ThexXtremeXx on June 04, 2009, 04:59:32 PM

granted, but your next encounter is with a giant rubber penis
that subtracts your charisma by OVER 9000!!!!

i wish i could understand what number is OVER 9000!!!!

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Post by: Rahl on June 05, 2009, 12:10:16 PM

Granted, but you die.

I wish for invulnerability.

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Post by: Felix-0 on June 05, 2009, 12:14:03 PM

Granted, but ONLY your Achilles tendon is invunerable.

I wish trolls wouldn't exist

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Post by: Rahl on June 05, 2009, 12:20:04 PM

Granted, but now Nebraska is empty...

I wish food.

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Post by: Felix-0 on June 05, 2009, 12:24:49 PM

INVALID WISH! ERROR! ERROR!

WISH granted, but now you become food.

I wish internet explorer had spell check. ;__;

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Post by: Rahl on June 05, 2009, 02:22:24 PM

Granted but Internet Explorer doesn't exist anyways, only firefox does.

I wish for a lvl 120 Bone Falchion, sadly its 1,000,000,000 silver  :'(

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Post by: Felix-0 on June 05, 2009, 03:42:47 PM

you get a your lvl 120 bone Falchion, only its erethal, cursed, and broken.

I wish summerschool didn't exist

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 05, 2009, 05:47:05 PM

Nothing happened. You need a magic level of NONEXISTANT NUMBER in order to perform that spell.

I wish my files would move themselves in Linux.

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Post by: DedlellyDeth on June 05, 2009, 10:44:52 PM

Granted, but they move every 5 seconds.

I wish I could understand Rahl's conflicting faiths. (Firefox, Windows? ???)

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Post by: fruckert on June 06, 2009, 04:54:14 AM

Granted, but your mind implodes

I wish the next person had to speak only in Samuel L. Jackson quotes

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Post by: Fisherson on June 06, 2009, 04:49:24 PM

Granted:

Quote

Dictionaries are like watches; the worst is better than none, and the best cannot be expected to be quite true.

After this wish was granted the wisher was incinerated.


I wish mars was colonized so I could live there and watch as the earth destroyed itself.

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Post by: Felix-0 on June 06, 2009, 04:53:26 PM

granted but mars blows up two years later

I wish labtops didn't suck on battery power

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Post by: Fisherson on June 06, 2009, 04:58:19 PM

Granted, now they suck on human neck feeding on your blood.

I wish we didn't have ad ware on the  site.

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Post by: DedlellyDeth on June 06, 2009, 07:36:23 PM

Granted.
Ad Blocker https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1865
Hidden Cookie Killer https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/6623
Tracking Clogger https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/11073

I wish I had JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.

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Post by: fruckert on June 06, 2009, 07:55:35 PM

Granted, but it melts your brain

I wish I had a steak

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Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on June 06, 2009, 09:21:08 PM

granted, you get food poisoning

I wish there was a way... for me to have a donut...

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Post by: Fisherson on June 07, 2009, 04:46:07 AM

Granted. But the doughnut is a Doughnut Rancor and eats you.

I wish that I was slected to act in the next Jurasic Park.

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Post by: Musha on June 09, 2009, 10:33:34 AM

Granted, but they decide to use real dinosaur and you get eaten by a t-rex in a "tragic accident" on the first day of shooting.  You are then replaced by Shia LeBoeuf, who wins an Oscar for the role.

I wish that redheaded chick on that damn Adventure Quest ad banner would stop winking at me.

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Post by: Rahl on June 10, 2009, 12:02:18 PM

Granted, nows she's laghing at you.

I wish for the one ring to rule them all.

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Post by: Felix-0 on June 10, 2009, 01:32:22 PM

granted, but you will die in 7 days

I wish people would stop making silent antagonist games.

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Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on June 11, 2009, 11:36:51 PM

Granted, now they are loud and anoyying antagonists...

I wish the loud and anoyying antagonists would kindly SHUT THE F*** UP!!!

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Post by: Felix-0 on June 12, 2009, 11:53:38 AM

(you seen this coming from like... a universe away) (lol quote from the first charas sprite off)

Granted, but now they are silent

I wish this paradox would end.

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Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on June 12, 2009, 09:19:19 PM

granted you don't exist anymore

I wish my life would not end

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Post by: Fisherson on June 13, 2009, 03:55:01 AM

Granted, you're life does not end, but the world is destoryed by Volgon Contructor Fleet Ships.

I wish the world was imune to Deathstar Superlasers and other such planet destorying devices.

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Post by: Fireflame on June 13, 2009, 12:20:45 PM

Granted, but now the things that can't destroy the planet destroy the planet.

I wish I could fly.

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Post by: Fisherson on June 13, 2009, 09:33:58 PM

Granted, you're now a passenger jet. You get to fly, but then you "crash" in the burmuda triangle.

I wish the world was a giant space ship.

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Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on June 14, 2009, 01:30:33 AM

Granted... it already technically was...

I wish someone would make me something to eat, preferably pie.

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Post by: Darkfox on June 14, 2009, 09:07:22 AM

Granted... You are now a Hirochi pie, yet nobody wants to eat you.

I wish Duke Nukem had an animated series.

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Post by: Felix-0 on June 14, 2009, 12:58:56 PM

Granted, but keanu reeves plays as the duke

I wish I had time to work on my ABS more.

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Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on June 15, 2009, 02:36:02 PM

Granted, you waste years of your life and it still doesn't work

I wish...

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Post by: Hawkfrost on June 16, 2009, 05:21:24 PM

Granted you get nothing

I wish life were easier

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Post by: fruckert on June 17, 2009, 01:00:15 AM

Granted, now you're catatonic. All you get to do is live, in the most literal sense possible.

I wish I wasn't a chronic insomniac.

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Post by: Musha on June 17, 2009, 01:24:38 AM

Granted, now you will sleep FOREVER!!!! Mwahahahaha!!

I wish I had a pet Tonberry...that wouldn't ever stab me!

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Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on June 17, 2009, 02:28:48 AM

Granted, it burns you with it's lanturn instead

I wish I had $40 to buy a Tonberry plushie!!!

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Post by: Felix-0 on June 17, 2009, 11:35:59 AM

Granted, but it breaks in 5 days.

I wish toys wern't made so effin cheap.

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Post by: Hawkfrost on June 17, 2009, 04:37:28 PM

granted but they are even more of a pain to get out of the box

I wish jobs were easier to find

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Post by: Musha on June 17, 2009, 10:32:02 PM

Granted, but now you don't get paid to do them.

I wish money grew on trees.

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Post by: Fireflame on June 19, 2009, 05:17:33 AM

Granted, but all the trees die.

I wish for a fish

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Post by: fruckert on June 19, 2009, 05:21:30 AM

Granted, a person at Pike Place throws it into your face.

I wish I wasn't so forgetful.

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Post by: Fisherson on June 19, 2009, 04:36:48 PM

Granted but now your memory is good, they make you into a hardrive for PCs.


I wish I had some new TV shows that didn't stink to watch.

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Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on June 19, 2009, 08:15:47 PM

Granted, they don't make anymore tv shows

I wish i were a human being

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Post by: fruckert on June 20, 2009, 12:46:32 AM

Granted, you contract AID's and die of the Swine Flu

I wish I wasn't sick from an immunity shot

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Post by: Darkfox on June 20, 2009, 02:18:16 AM

Granted, but the immunity shot fails and you get sick with Salmonella Fitzgerald.

I wish there was a new Evil Dead movie.

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Post by: Fisherson on June 20, 2009, 05:39:48 PM

Granted, but you're in it...And it's not a movie...don't look outside your window right now.


I wish I was an all power villain and had world domination in a world where heroism is outlawed and I had alternate form like in video games.

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Post by: ellie-is on June 20, 2009, 05:54:19 PM

Okay, but a part of 4 awesome heroes manage to gather all the seven crystals, and defeat you! Then you go into your horrendous alternate form, and they defeat you again! And now the world is free once more.

I wish I could become Super, the way sonic does. Gold flashing lights and all.

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Post by: Fisherson on June 20, 2009, 06:05:53 PM

Granted, you become a golded PVC statue of your self with flashing LED lights.

I wish that world were made of Jello.

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Post by: ellie-is on June 20, 2009, 06:14:25 PM

Okay. Now there is no water to drink, and everyone dies slowly.
I wish I could go super sayan.

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 20, 2009, 08:06:12 PM

Granted, but you get a mullet, and blonde mullets are just silly.
(That's why I have one.)

I wish I could tuna fish.

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Post by: ellie-is on June 20, 2009, 08:33:41 PM

Okay, but now you cant tune a piano.
I wish I could.

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Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on June 20, 2009, 09:42:23 PM

Granted, but you can't.
I wish I could do that spirit gun thing from that one show.

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Post by: elementalhero76 on June 20, 2009, 11:37:44 PM

Granted but, you are not Sasuke and you don't come back to life.

I wish for Help on my spriting.

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Post by: fruckert on June 22, 2009, 03:01:18 AM

Granted, but you can only do Space Invader sprites now.

I wish I could sprite worth a damn.

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Post by: Felix-0 on June 22, 2009, 12:33:45 PM

Granted...but for C: drive gets corrupted

I wish RPG 2k3 had better image support

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Post by: Fisherson on June 23, 2009, 02:42:26 AM

Granted, but now it's battle engine is based on Zorc.

I wish a woamn would fall in love iwth me.

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Post by: fruckert on June 23, 2009, 02:46:42 AM

Granted, but a "woamn" happens to be a Hutt-like creature. Congratz on your new wife!

I wish Chrome didn't keep trying to make me look at penises on Wikipedia (true story)

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Post by: Hawkfrost on June 23, 2009, 08:41:17 PM

Granted, but tries to make you look  at them on other sites

I wish all MMORPGS were free

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Post by: Darkfox on June 23, 2009, 10:04:31 PM

Granted, but now they are all a waste of time... oh wait, they are that already.

I wish this damn heat wave would move out already... or die.

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Post by: Hawkfrost on June 23, 2009, 10:15:09 PM

granted, its now in an ice age

I wish chocobo wre real

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Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on June 23, 2009, 10:19:19 PM

granted, their lifespan is 1 year and only 1 exists

I wish that i had a thousand wishes that would come true no matter what

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Post by: Felix-0 on June 23, 2009, 10:58:09 PM

Granted, but they all become corrupted.


I wish I could find my Damned boys night out cd

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Post by: Darkfox on June 23, 2009, 11:04:22 PM

Granted, but it is in Spanish.

I wish Solomon Grundy got pants too, he needs a decent pair of pants.

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Post by: fruckert on June 24, 2009, 01:03:47 AM

Granted, but M.C. Hammer would be proud of them.

I wish that I never had to buy a crappy game again.

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Post by: Fisherson on June 24, 2009, 04:05:13 AM

Granted, now crappy games don't exist, but good games become worse in quality.

I wish I could breathe flames and fly.

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Post by: Darkfox on June 24, 2009, 04:18:32 AM

Granted, but now you have to live in a volcano, and you can't get fireproof TVs or computers so it's boring.

I wish I had the Mach 5.

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Post by: Musha on June 24, 2009, 11:59:02 AM

Granted, but it comes with Spritle and Chim-Chim in it.

I wish they would make a movie about <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Question_(comics)">The Question</a>

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Post by: Rahl on July 06, 2009, 12:26:38 PM

Granted but no one knows whats it about because they never get the answer.

I wish I didnt have to go back home on another airplane.

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Post by: HobomasterXXX on July 06, 2009, 12:37:29 PM

Granted, you don't make it home, you crash in the Pacific Ocean, never to be found (also you drown).
I wish good pcs didn't cost lots.

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Post by: ellie-is on July 06, 2009, 01:27:34 PM

Okay. Now its cold. Like in, north pole cold. And all your coats are gone. And there is no fire to keep you warm. Enjoy your slow, freezing death.

I wish I was strong like a bodybuilder.

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Post by: Rahl on July 06, 2009, 01:54:35 PM

Granted, but you still look like an underfed Brazillian stick.

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Post by: Dominicy on July 06, 2009, 11:00:26 PM

I wish I could understand why and how I'm back

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Post by: fruckert on July 06, 2009, 11:24:45 PM

Granted, it's due to the powers of "HOW THE HELL DID MY PORN SEARCH BRING ME HERE?!?!"

I wish that I had a button.

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Post by: Fortet on July 08, 2009, 01:16:50 AM

Granted - once pressed, it brings out many, many gay men (I'm not helping the porn thing, am I?) who want you and you alone.

I wish for something.

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Post by: fruckert on July 08, 2009, 01:20:12 AM

Granted, you get lava. It burns your face off.

I wish that I didn't just sneeze.

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Post by: carrionmarksman on July 08, 2009, 01:35:23 AM

Quote from: Big_Duke on July 30, 2006, 06:16:04 PM

Fine but it sucks cause there's a magical fairy called bob who get's you out when the game starts.

I wish there was a game where you could create anybody and play as he/she/it through the entire game with a sword or gun or magic or whatever

This one was epicly old, but

Go play Fable II.

And Fruckert - You didn't sneeze but you wet your pants trying not to sneeze.

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Post by: Fisherson on July 08, 2009, 01:53:55 AM

Granted,  but it becomes nothing again in three seconds.

I wish the we could find another earth-like wold and fly there in my life time.

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Post by: fruckert on July 08, 2009, 01:56:52 AM

Granted, but three seconds upon landing you die of old age.

I wish that figuring out if you jumped on top of an enemy wasn't so friggin hard.

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Post by: Rahl on July 08, 2009, 02:02:15 PM

Granted its no longer friggin hard, but painstakingly hard as hell.

I wish for a pot of gold so that I can get a new laptop.

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Post by: Fisherson on July 08, 2009, 03:31:25 PM

Granted, but it's fools gold.

I wish I had a 99999 exp.

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Post by: carrionmarksman on July 08, 2009, 03:35:49 PM

granted, but you need 10000 exp to level up.
I wish that i could do a barrel roll.

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Post by: ellie-is on July 08, 2009, 03:37:02 PM

In a game that takes 9999999999999999999 for the first lvl up. Okay.

I wish I had ten bucks
------------
Okay, you can do it.

I wish this bloody carrionmarksman wouldnt post right before I did =(

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Post by: Rahl on July 08, 2009, 03:56:48 PM

Granted but his would have been better anyways.

I wish I could ninja post.

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Post by: ellie-is on July 08, 2009, 03:59:49 PM

Okay but you get gay men with huge cocks and they are all very hot.
I wish the ads on the bottom of the page would turn into gay porn to freak you all out.

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Post by: Dominicy on July 08, 2009, 06:01:05 PM

Granted.  The only one who's bothered is you, and that's for unintended reasons.

I wish I had an angel, for one moment of love.

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Post by: ellie-is on July 08, 2009, 06:28:56 PM

Okay. Its a guy angel. Like, this huge, black angel, whose penis is way too big for your ***. He likes you. A lot.

I wish I could get laid. With a girl.

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Post by: Rahl on July 08, 2009, 06:37:07 PM

Granted but afterwards you feel inexplicably sad because you realise it wasnt a girl you wanted after all.

I wish life was less like a box of chocolates and more like a box of labled taffy.

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Post by: ellie-is on July 08, 2009, 06:44:18 PM

Sure, but someone eats you.

I wish I didnt fail so hard at changing the ads. (Still looking at game ads, no gay porn xP)

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Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 08, 2009, 07:29:45 PM

Granted, but then charas drops the changing ads feature for constant gay porn ads.

I wish I could actually stick around here for more than like a month :dry:

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Post by: ellie-is on July 08, 2009, 08:27:39 PM

Okay, but your parents, your girlfrend, and your pet cat die.

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Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 08, 2009, 08:32:08 PM

Holy crap I have a cat????
I thought I got rid of all of those...

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Post by: ellie-is on July 08, 2009, 08:41:58 PM

I wish I didnt forget to make a wish

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Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 08, 2009, 08:44:36 PM

Granted, you didn't forget to make one but the boards removed it anyway due to gaining self-awareness.

I wish I could understand the words to Children of Bodom songs...

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Post by: Musha on July 08, 2009, 11:43:39 PM

Granted, but the terrible knowledge of the meaning of their lyrics drives you mad and you spend the remainder of your days locked away in a padded cell screaming your guts out.

I wish I knew how to summon a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byakhee">Byakhee</a>.

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Post by: fruckert on July 08, 2009, 11:54:42 PM

Granted, but due to similiarities in the name, they bukkake all over you.

I wish I could summon Bahamut.

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Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 09, 2009, 12:02:04 AM

Granted, but you can't control him. Enjoy your psychotic, raging dragon!

I wish it could be Next Tuesday.

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Post by: ellie-is on July 09, 2009, 12:03:05 AM

Granted. Thats when the word ends. Congratulations, you just skipped the last week of your life and went straight to dying! =D

I wish I had powers like goku.

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Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 09, 2009, 12:04:23 AM

Granted, but you're now the Goku in Dragonball Evolution. Enjoy your life in a suck-tastic movie!

I wish my copy of Civilization 2 would magically materialize in its CD case.

(Unrelated, but as of this post Lucas's post count is 6556, so congrats for something.)

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Post by: ellie-is on July 09, 2009, 12:10:20 AM

Okay. It wont work though.
I wish I had 9999 posts.

And thanks btw, I didnt notice.
Next: 6789

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Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 09, 2009, 12:12:20 AM

Granted, but they're 9999 wooden posts. Hope you enjoy making fences.

I wish for $3.22, that I may buy a box of kraft mac and cheese.

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Post by: fruckert on July 09, 2009, 12:14:44 AM

Granted, but the box has mice in it. And the store has a 'no returns' policy.

I wish that my first attempts at a pathfinding AI wasn't so seizury.

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Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 09, 2009, 12:15:38 AM

Granted, it's now comatose.

I wish for an unbreakable, indestructible, working Pong arcade machine, for personal reasons.

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Post by: fruckert on July 09, 2009, 12:18:57 AM

Granted, but it the screen is broken when you get it. And it's current undestructable state makes it so that you can't fix it. Sorry!

I wish my arm wasn't so smelly.

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Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 09, 2009, 12:22:14 AM

Granted, you now have no arms. Or legs. You're a quadruple amputee!

I wish I had elbow spikes...

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Post by: Fisherson on July 09, 2009, 08:54:39 PM

Granted, but now you can't move your arms because the spikes run all the way through your arms.

I wish I had a moogle for.... >> << personal reasons.

(Also: Welcome back Roland nice macthing sig and avy)

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Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 09, 2009, 09:22:51 PM

(Thanks and stuff)
Granted: You get Micky, the world's only un-cute moogle. He has 5 o' clock shadow and is a chain smoker with no magical powers.

I wish Dragon Age Origins would hurry up and be released.

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Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on July 10, 2009, 08:09:15 PM

Granted, but it is incomplete halfway through and freezes at the best part

I wish that money didn't cost anything to buy!

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Post by: fruckert on July 10, 2009, 11:46:15 PM

Granted, now the world goes insane due to a lack of economy.

I wish that I wasn't such an insomniac.

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Post by: Musha on July 11, 2009, 07:50:04 AM

Granted, now you are narcoleptic.

I wish I had a chocobo.

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Post by: Fisherson on July 11, 2009, 07:20:42 PM

Granted, but since you didn't specify what kind, you get a wooden chocobo that breaks three seconds after this post.

I wish Dragonium would come back to terrorize the forums...it's kinda boring not having
a villain around here to fight.

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Post by: ellie-is on July 11, 2009, 07:29:23 PM

Okay. He ends up becoming an admin, banning the current staff, and deleting all the posts. Oh and he shuts charas down too. Happy now?

I wish I would be an admin.

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Post by: Dominicy on July 11, 2009, 07:40:19 PM

Granted.  I'm banned within seconds and Charas becomes boring again.

I wish that the guy beside me gave me a beer!

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Post by: Fisherson on July 11, 2009, 07:42:22 PM

Granted....wait a minute! You didn't make a wish.  _sweat_

I wish the world was a fair and juste place.

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Post by: Dominicy on July 11, 2009, 07:45:28 PM

Granted.  This game ceases to exist, thus your wish was never granted, so this game still exists etc. etc. etc.

I wish my last wish was granted ;_;

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Post by: Fisherson on July 11, 2009, 07:55:37 PM

Granted, but it contained potassium benzoate....that's bad.

I wish dom's avatar would quit creeping me out.

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Post by: tekmansam on July 11, 2009, 08:00:47 PM

I wish I was an immortal stud :)

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Post by: fruckert on July 11, 2009, 08:29:00 PM

FAIL!

Granted, Fish, but it loses it's purpose gets depressed and kills itself.

I wish the grammar gods would stop punishing me.

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Post by: tekmansam on July 11, 2009, 08:40:08 PM

Granted, your use of the english language is hereby revoked.

I wish my cup of fail did not runneth over.

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Post by: Rahl on July 11, 2009, 08:58:51 PM

Granted, you are now washed away in a tsunami of FAIL!

I wish for a reply.

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Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on July 11, 2009, 09:21:59 PM

Granted, a repl- the word could not be finished due to corruption

I wish my mommy would tuck me into bed!

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Post by: Rahl on July 11, 2009, 09:30:34 PM

Granted but you are so tightly tucked that you are suficated.

I wish for no corruption in the granting of this wish.

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Post by: fruckert on July 11, 2009, 10:23:49 PM

Granted.

I wish that Megaton going kaplooey wasn't so damn pretty.

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Post by: Rahl on July 11, 2009, 10:43:41 PM

Granted its not as ugly as English wemon.

I wish for people to get along.

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Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on July 11, 2009, 11:21:50 PM

Granted, everyone grows an inch.

I wish for The Last Guardian to come out and be really cheap in price

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Post by: Dominicy on July 11, 2009, 11:44:34 PM

Granted.  It costs your soul.  Enjoy your seven years of thoughtlessness.

I wish non-Japanese people would stop using, misusing and abusing Japanese words.

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Post by: fruckert on July 11, 2009, 11:52:09 PM

Granted, now they grossly misuse German.

I wish I had something nice to drink.

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Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on July 12, 2009, 01:09:22 AM

GRanted, You now have a glass of virgin women's blood.

How come virgins are used in sacrifical rituals?

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Post by: Rahl on July 12, 2009, 05:49:41 AM

Because they are seen as a symboly of purity. And because they are not w h o r e s.

One scoop or two?

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Post by: Musha on July 12, 2009, 10:17:25 AM

Hey, it's your wish, you tell me.

I wish this game wasn't mysteriously turing into ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer.

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Post by: Rahl on July 12, 2009, 12:55:55 PM

Granted, you suck.

I wish for more wishes.

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Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on July 12, 2009, 08:23:25 PM

Granted, They are just in your imagination.

I wish for a virgin female

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Post by: ellie-is on July 12, 2009, 09:34:00 PM

Okay. But she wont lose her virginity with you. Just walk away.

I wish for a dog.

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Post by: Rahl on July 12, 2009, 11:50:10 PM

Granted he devours your testicales and rapes you.

I wish for Adventure Quest Online.

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Post by: fruckert on July 13, 2009, 12:02:48 AM

Granted. No need for corruption, cause that game sucks more than E.T., impe.

I wish that Mothership Zeta would come out already. And not suck/be glitchy/won't work/be horribly expensive.

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Post by: ellie-is on July 13, 2009, 12:58:17 AM

Okay. Your pc cant run it.
I wish a cat

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Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on July 13, 2009, 01:33:58 AM

Granted, the cat bites your scrodom...

I wish for peace on Earth

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Post by: Rahl on July 13, 2009, 06:31:54 PM

Granted, everyones dead.

I wish I could fly like superman.

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Post by: Musha on July 13, 2009, 07:26:54 PM

Granted, but since you lack his invulnerability, you are killed by the sheer g-force of flying that fast.

I wish i had horns.

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Post by: ellie-is on July 13, 2009, 07:39:37 PM

Okay. They are really heavy, good luck not breaking your neck. Oh and scientists wanna do tests on you.

I wish I had super strenght

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Post by: fruckert on July 13, 2009, 10:12:56 PM

Congratulations, you end up breaking everything you touch for underestimating yourself.

I wish I could fall asleep. And wake back up approximately 8 hours later.

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Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 14, 2009, 03:37:13 AM

Granted, but you fall asleep while swimming and drown the instant you wake up due to magic.

I wish that I could sleep sometimes for longer than 2-3 hours at a time.

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Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on July 14, 2009, 06:27:52 PM

granted, you can sleep a max of 3hr 1sec.

I wish I could find a person that would do something sexual for me.

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Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on July 14, 2009, 06:54:24 PM

Granted, you found a person that would. His idea of "something sexual for you" is strapping you to a chair and forcing you to watch him brutally sodomize dead animals.

I wish I could travel through books, like Gumby.

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Post by: fruckert on July 14, 2009, 11:37:54 PM

Granted, but you lack the ability to travel out of books. And the first book you go into is secretly a "How to sodomize dead animals" book.

I wish that I could wake up.

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Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 15, 2009, 03:26:28 AM

Granted, you wake up during the apocalypse.

I wish for a magic toaster.

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Post by: fruckert on July 15, 2009, 03:27:42 AM

Granted, all it does is spew out ferrets every time you pull the plunger.

I wish that the next person would be stuck in a maze of mirrors with Twilight playing over and over and over again ad infinitum.
And they couldn't get out.

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Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 15, 2009, 03:37:07 AM

Granted and not corrupted. I have the rifftrax for the movie, so I'll just play that on my ipod ripoff thingy while the movie plays.

I wish for super drawing skills.

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Post by: Fisherson on July 15, 2009, 04:11:21 PM

Granted, but the days of the old west are over and now your skills land you in prison.


I wish I was Soundwave.

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Post by: Rahl on July 15, 2009, 09:04:51 PM

Granted but its annoying and everyone hates you, plus you feel the impulse to sodomize baby animals, with a fork.

I wish I couldlive forever.

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Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 15, 2009, 11:10:29 PM

Granted, except you live forever in an interdimensional cube of nothingness that's about the size of a particularly small rat.

I wish I had super drawing skills that are ART related, and not gun related.

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Post by: fruckert on July 15, 2009, 11:12:36 PM

Granted, but you can only draw yaoi, or however it's spelled. I really don't want to Google it to figure that out.

I wish I knew the meaning to life.

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Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 16, 2009, 12:51:39 AM

Granted, but you go mad from the revelation and become a gibbering vegetable for the rest of your life.

I wish my hair was an afro....

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Post by: Musha on July 16, 2009, 07:32:51 AM

Granted, but you get headlice and have to shave it off.

I wish I'd never even heard the terms "<a href="http://www.eurweb.com/images/Uhura_Spock_movie_embrace.jpg">Spuhura</a>" or "<a href="http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd72/sierra6661luvszackyv/Spike/springjpwk20.jpg">Spuffy</a>." (Not that I have anything against their meanings...they just sound so violently stupid when said aloud.

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Post by: fruckert on July 16, 2009, 07:49:05 AM

Granted, they change to Harmione and Jarlekeuin.

I wish that I didn't have bizarre song...things stuck in my head.

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Post by: Rahl on July 16, 2009, 08:14:58 PM

Granted I shoot it out and let wiuld animals rape the hole in your head.

I wish that the new Harry Potter movie would have been a little better directed.

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Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 16, 2009, 08:56:26 PM

Granted, except they changed the title to Harry Dresden: Storm Front, which began a much better series of novels.

I wish I had an indestructible, legible, non-stuck together, not impossibly tiny, mint condition copy of each Discworld book and retained everything that, if gone, would hamper my ability to read them and I was immune from mutations that would stop me from reading them and that I couldn't die until I read them, along with them being kept in a pocket dimension that I am able to access through thinking about it

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Post by: fruckert on July 16, 2009, 09:32:56 PM

Granted, but you aren't able to leave the pocket dimension. Have fun there in eternity!

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Post by: Rahl on July 16, 2009, 09:37:07 PM

Granted, I wish you would wish for a wish.

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Post by: fruckert on July 16, 2009, 09:41:16 PM

Granted. But it's something so unbelievably stupid that it makes your brain explode.

I wish for an ion.

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Post by: Rahl on July 16, 2009, 09:50:57 PM

Ok now you on a rope tied to a commercial airliner 4,00 ft in the air. (I know bad joke.)

I wish for my new laptop to get here sooner.

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Post by: _JeT_ on July 17, 2009, 01:47:15 AM

Granted, but it was dead on arrival.

I wish I could be a feared supervillain, who had a giant army to do his bidding.

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Post by: Rahl on July 17, 2009, 12:55:41 PM

Granted but they only do one bidding before they revolt against you amd make you sodomize baby fish.

I wish my gf wasnt making me watch "The Sound of Music".

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Post by: ellie-is on July 17, 2009, 03:20:21 PM

Okay, but you two break up, and you dont have a gf anymore.
I wish I had a gf

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Post by: Rahl on July 17, 2009, 06:10:06 PM

Granted her name is Chip and she rides a Harley.

I wish Christmas came twice a year.

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Post by: fruckert on July 17, 2009, 06:11:49 PM

Granted, but they came an hour after eachother.

I wish it was nighttime.

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Post by: Rahl on July 17, 2009, 06:15:18 PM

Granted, in a few hours.

I there was more time in the day.

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Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on July 17, 2009, 09:09:25 PM

granted, day lasts 23 hours, night lasts 1 hour...

I wish we found an Earth like planet that was always dark ans people colonized it.

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Post by: _JeT_ on July 17, 2009, 11:08:31 PM

Granted, but it is inhabited by violent mole people, who massacre all the human colonists.

I wish I had a working, unmodified AK-47, with plenty of rounds of ammo.

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Post by: ellie-is on July 18, 2009, 12:21:48 AM

Okay. You are now under arrest for owning a gun. Because you are not supposed to own one.

I wish I could turn into Goku.

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Post by: _JeT_ on July 18, 2009, 01:06:32 AM

Quote from: lucas_irineu on July 18, 2009, 12:21:48 AM

Okay. You are now under arrest for owning a gun. Because you are not supposed to own one.

Why would I be arrested for owning a gun?

Quote from: lucas_irineu on July 18, 2009, 12:21:48 AM

I wish I could turn into Goku.

Granted. But you get his heart disease and die.

I wish lucas would make sense for once.

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Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on July 18, 2009, 01:40:22 AM

Granted. But he makes sense speaking Portuguese, not English.

I wish I was a Saiyan.

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Post by: ellie-is on July 18, 2009, 01:42:30 AM

Okay, você é. Infelizemente, você é destruido junto com o planeta deles.

Eu queria falar em inglês novamente.

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Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on July 18, 2009, 01:52:35 AM

Quote from: lucas_irineu on July 18, 2009, 01:42:30 AM

Okay, você é. Infelizemente, você é destruido junto com o planeta deles.

Without using a translator of any sort, but rather my knowledge in Spanish... Something about me being unhappy, and being destroyed on a planet? Planet Vegeta, I assume, since it's the Saiyan planet, and it was destroyed...

Quote from: lucas_irineu on July 18, 2009, 01:42:30 AM

Eu queria falar em inglês novamente.

You want to speak English again? Or fail at it?

Granted, you can speak English again, but you can only use consonants. Have fun.

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Post by: ellie-is on July 18, 2009, 01:58:24 AM

(DNC)
I said
"Okay, you are. Unfortunatelly, you are destroyed with their planet"
and
"I wish I could speak english again"

I wish I could make DNC posts on this thread.

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Post by: fruckert on July 18, 2009, 06:14:12 AM

Granted, but now no more of your posts count.

I wish that lucas's sig would be animated.

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Post by: ellie-is on July 18, 2009, 04:12:50 PM

Okay, but it is so heavy that you cant load a page I post. I post on all the pages.

I wish someone would animate it for me.

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Post by: fruckert on July 18, 2009, 04:18:55 PM

Granted, but it is the most halfassed job that it looks like hell.

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Post by: _JeT_ on July 18, 2009, 07:17:49 PM

Uh... You die?

I wish that I had the power to shoot lasers from my toes.

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Post by: carrionmarksman on July 18, 2009, 08:26:01 PM

Granted, but while testing you accidentally hit a mirror and it reflects a beam back at you.

I wish that Call of Duty 4 sucked.

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Post by: Tina Branford on July 19, 2009, 06:20:28 AM

Granted, but the game is then touted as a shooter for "casual gamers", and sells like hotcakes.

I wish that Michael Jackson never died.

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Post by: Fisherson on July 19, 2009, 04:39:08 PM

Granted. Instead he live on as a vegetable and his empire crumbles. Are you happy?

I wish there were no more Djiin and therefore there were no more wishes! Mwa ha ha ha!

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Post by: fruckert on July 19, 2009, 04:51:42 PM

Granted, but our wishes start being granted by this magic toaster here.

O great and mighty toaster, wouldst thou bequeath unto me, a new Djinn, so that thou may have some peace?

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Post by: Tina Branford on July 19, 2009, 05:37:55 PM

You get a Djinn (genie?), but he refuses to grant you any wishes. And you only got one from the toaster.

I wish that I could get away with murder (but no one else could).

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Post by: ellie-is on July 19, 2009, 06:10:37 PM

Okay, but you are hit by a bus.

I wish I could get laid =(

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Post by: Fisherson on July 19, 2009, 06:17:29 PM

Granted, but it's by Orc (were there any female Orcs in LOR?) in  from tolkien's books.

I wish I Tina's boobs would grow five sizes bigger.

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Post by: ellie-is on July 19, 2009, 06:21:47 PM

Okay. But she wont let you see them.

I wish I could get laid with a human woman.

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Post by: Musha on July 19, 2009, 06:31:25 PM

Granted.  You get laid by this woman:

<img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_He_mhdofF9E/RYOqOBplYEI/AAAAAAAAADs/RjGJNMZ4Qok/s400/old+hag.JPG">

I wish i had eleventy billion dollars.

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Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 19, 2009, 08:32:40 PM

Granted, but it gets stolen by the Grinch.

I wish for a giant pancake.

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Post by: ellie-is on July 19, 2009, 08:46:32 PM

Okay, but its poisoned.

I wish I could get laid with a hot woman.

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Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 19, 2009, 08:48:20 PM

Granted: You get laid by a female fire elemental. That IS what you meant by hot, right?
(In addition, my pancake was not for eating.)

I wish for one copy of Force of Will from MTG. That's indestructible, only able to be touched by me, and mint condition.

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Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on July 19, 2009, 08:51:13 PM

Granted, but you lose it.

I wish Gemini would answer me on MSN so I could get band recommendations.

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Post by: Tina Branford on July 19, 2009, 09:01:18 PM

Granted, but he suggests My Chemical Romance and Fall Out Boy.

I wish that people would stop trying to mentally undress me.

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Post by: Cerebus on July 19, 2009, 09:06:38 PM

Granted, they now do it physically.

I wish you a merry Christmas.

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Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 19, 2009, 09:08:38 PM

Granted, but you wish it to us too late and we go insane and attack you with pointy weapons.

I wish for super powers.

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Post by: ellie-is on July 19, 2009, 09:15:56 PM

Okay. Enjoy being able to transform yourself into a burger!

I wish I could get laid with a beautiful, young, yet not so young, woman.

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Post by: _JeT_ on July 19, 2009, 09:25:22 PM

Granted, you finally get laid. But you catch a new STD, and your penis falls off. A dog then eats it, before you can have a doctor reattach it.

I wish for lucas to stop being so needy, and pathetic.

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Post by: ellie-is on July 19, 2009, 09:26:35 PM

Okay. Now, you are needy and pathetic.

I wish that my next wish was not horribly corrupted.

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Post by: carrionmarksman on July 19, 2009, 09:56:21 PM

Granted. However, the wish (being so open to interpretation) causes you much grief and you later regret making it.

I wish I had a wish to make.

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Post by: Fisherson on July 19, 2009, 10:03:33 PM

Granted, but you wish to no longer exist and have to tolerate Sho saying "Prepare to be iterated!"

I wish that Tina's clothes would cast "Invisible" on themselves.

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Post by: _JeT_ on July 19, 2009, 10:10:54 PM

Granted. But they also casted "Invisible" on her.

I wish that DeathReaper would explode.

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Post by: Tina Branford on July 19, 2009, 10:27:03 PM

DeathReaper explodes, but because there's no reaper to guide souls to the afterlife, no one can die, thus it is instantly resurrected.

I wish that I could cast Invisible on your penis - oh wait, I don't need to. ;)

I wish for world peace.

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Post by: Musha on July 20, 2009, 02:41:26 AM

Granted.  But then <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faJxor0aSlA">this happens</a>.

I wish I survived that^

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Post by: Tina Branford on July 20, 2009, 02:56:17 AM

Granted, but in a million pieces.

I wish for a fountain of youth in my backyard.

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Post by: fruckert on July 20, 2009, 05:34:31 AM

Granted, but whenever you drink out of it, you get reverted back to infancy and lose all your memories.

I wish I didn't just get mauled by a puppy.

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Post by: nitro_crash on July 20, 2009, 05:44:25 AM

Granted, you get mauled by a tiger instead.

I wish animals could speak human languages.

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Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 20, 2009, 04:09:50 PM

Granted, they all speak Mandarin Chinese.

I wish for better luck with women.

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Post by: _JeT_ on July 20, 2009, 07:00:00 PM

Granted, but you only have better luck with those big chunky women, who just stand around the street corner.

I wish there wsa a nuclear winter.

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Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 20, 2009, 11:09:51 PM

Granted, except instead of being a true nuclear winter it's just called that because new nuclear developments are being made at a fast pace DURING the winter.

I wish I was bigfoot.

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Post by: _JeT_ on July 20, 2009, 11:14:55 PM

Granted, you are tranquilized, and are now a subject of research for the American government. They do things to you...

I wish the next poster would get raped by Joseph Stalin.

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Post by: Tina Branford on July 20, 2009, 11:47:22 PM

Granted, but he's dead, so I have nothing to worry about.

I wish that the above poster would get raped by a zombie Stalin.

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Post by: ellie-is on July 20, 2009, 11:48:52 PM

Hell yes. No corruption.

I wish next poster would be raped by archem.

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Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 20, 2009, 11:50:50 PM

Granted, except that already happened to me and was recorded apparently so HA!!

I wish that I had the Keyblade. Seriously a weapon that can't break and that you can't lose... the things I could do... <cue montage>

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Post by: Tina Branford on July 21, 2009, 12:15:07 AM

Granted, but you get blackmailed into making a yaoi movie with a fat Riku cosplayer.

I wish that I had a grenade launcher with infinite rounds.

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Post by: _JeT_ on July 21, 2009, 12:21:04 AM

Granted, but, when you go on a rampage, one grenade ricochets, and blows YOU up.

I wish Tina didn't wish for me to get raped... ... *rubs his butt* Ow...

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Post by: Tina Branford on July 21, 2009, 12:26:02 AM

Sorry, bud. But in Soviet Russia... dead bodies rape YOU!

The good news is, he used a condom, so you won't get zombie AIDS.

I wish that Soviet Russia jokes were funnier than they actually were.

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Post by: fruckert on July 21, 2009, 02:01:10 AM

Granted, but now they're overused and become as funny as Carrot Top.

I wish that arthritis didn't exist.

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Post by: Tina Branford on July 21, 2009, 02:17:32 AM

Granted. In its place you get bone-eating parasites.

I wish that I was Muslim, so that when I heroically explode myself in a crowded restaurant, I would get 72 virgins in the afterlife, which I could then sacrifice for some kind of evil ritual that would give me control of both heaven and hell.

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Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 21, 2009, 02:28:37 AM

Granted, except that I've already taken control of Hell, and I kind of like it here. Heaven's all yours though, that place bores me.

I wish for immortality, invincibility, and immunity to getting trapped in inescapable places.

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Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on July 21, 2009, 02:33:47 AM

Granted. Now you're trapped in a place that you can escape... But you don't know how. And you never will.

I wish I could spew silly string from the tip of my tongue.

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Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 21, 2009, 02:35:37 AM

Granted and NOT corrupted because holy crap would I like to see that.

I wish to be Deadpool. With weapons/teleport belt buckle intact.

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Post by: fruckert on July 21, 2009, 04:18:33 AM

Granted, but you're hideous and insane. And because we don't live in Comic Book Land, you get institutionalized.

I wish that ANGRY TICKS FIRE OUT OF MY NIPPLES!
And now that that moment of insanity is done, I wish that pesto didn't hurt in cuts.

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Post by: Rahl on July 21, 2009, 11:31:26 PM

Granted it hurts everywhere but cuts, and lemon juice hurts 2x as much.

I wish for adventure.

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Post by: Tina Branford on July 22, 2009, 12:03:45 AM

Granted. You get an RPG-like adventure, but you have to worry about such necessary things as food, clothing and where to keep all of your stuff... and you can't just kill monsters and get money. You have to kill humans and loot their corpses.

I wish that virtual reality was feasible at home and inexpensive so that we could all play Super Mario Bros. in real life with each other. And you can't die, because it's virtual reality. None of this "body can't live without the mind" Matrix crap.

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Post by: ellie-is on July 22, 2009, 12:05:17 AM

Okay, but you play so much, that you forget about your real life and starve to death.
I wish for more hair.

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Post by: Tina Branford on July 22, 2009, 12:07:32 AM

Granted, you get bishie Sephiroth style hair. And it takes a lot of shampoo and daily brushing to keep it well-maintained.

I wish that Lucas had bishie Sephiroth style hair, only to make him look ridiculous... and like a Brazillian Sephiroth without the leather fetish.

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Post by: fruckert on July 22, 2009, 12:13:40 AM

Granted, no corruption because that's hilarious.

I wish that puppies were more easily trained.

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Post by: Deathreaper on July 22, 2009, 12:26:19 AM

Granted, but they're initially evil and will attack you with what you trained them with.

I wish I had background music

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Post by: Tina Branford on July 22, 2009, 12:34:53 AM

Granted, but the instruments are men of various pitches and accents yelling PENIS at the top of their lungs.

I wish that I could metaphorically surf the Internet.

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Post by: Deathreaper on July 22, 2009, 12:38:47 AM

Granted, but you now you can only metaphorically surf in Ocean water and for kicks, sharks can walk on beaches now.

I wish I could draw.

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Post by: _JeT_ on July 22, 2009, 12:43:19 AM

Granted, but that is all you can do. You are in a vegetative state, and all you can do is hold a pencil, and move your hand.

I wish Al Gore really invented the internet.

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Post by: Deathreaper on July 22, 2009, 12:47:37 AM

Granted, but then he'll invent an internet Ozone which 4chan would eat away at, causing a massive melt down of data everywhere... so he tell you, anyhow.

I wish I owned a company

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Post by: nitro_crash on July 22, 2009, 12:53:14 AM

Granted, but your product is so terrible, your workers throw you off of power and send you down a river wrapped in tin foil.

I wish I was one of Peter Griffin's freinds....

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....................,-(c\ \`;-=´,_,-~-, \`...............
..................,/ . . .¯'\, º ,/.'-~°,' .¯`'-,.........
................../ . . . . . .¯,_ ~--~',, . . .'\...........
.................| . . . . . . . . ¯¨¨¨¨¯,/ . . . .| .........
.................| . . . . . . . , . . . .`'-, . . . |..........
................/\ . . . . . . ."-,,,-'~-~' . . . '|..........
.............,/'`\,`'-, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . /\..........

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: _JeT_ on July 22, 2009, 12:58:33 AM

Granted. But the Chicken kills you, mistaking you for Peter... Ya know... 'Cuz you're so fat.

I wish that I had a Leopard 2A6 tank.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: nitro_crash on July 22, 2009, 01:03:40 AM

Granted, but then a bunch of war veterens mistakes you for an enemy and blows up your tank along with you inside it.

I wish if I had any body part cut off it would just regenerate back to normal.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: fruckert on July 22, 2009, 01:05:07 AM

Granted, but you still feel the pain and you are then chained to a wall and forced to get your wang cut off FOREVER.

I wish that my wall wasn't full of holes.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: Deathreaper on July 22, 2009, 01:06:51 AM

Granted, but the koolaid man will break the wall down, anyway

I wish I wasn't black

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: fruckert on July 22, 2009, 01:08:13 AM

Granted, you're now purple.

I wish that the next person would post before me, resulting in a TIME PARADOX!!!

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: ellie-is on July 22, 2009, 01:17:05 AM

Quote from: Deathreaper on July 22, 2009, 01:06:51 AM

Granted, but the koolaid man will break the wall down, anyway

I wish I wasn't black

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: Rahl on July 22, 2009, 12:12:20 PM

Granted, you are now moco.

I wish for Dragonica.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on July 22, 2009, 02:29:35 PM

You get a female Dragonium.

I wish the world was designed by the people who did the first Spyro game.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: fruckert on July 22, 2009, 02:30:14 PM

Granted. I don't corrupt, because that'd be pretty awesome.

I wish that Drace didn't just give me a new addiction.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: Rahl on July 22, 2009, 03:24:17 PM

Granted, he gives you 4.

I wish I knew where to being fixing this battle system...

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: fruckert on July 22, 2009, 03:37:06 PM

Granted, but the obviousness of it all makes you want to play WoW and go all suicidally emo.

I wish that the next person was a llama.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: ellie-is on July 22, 2009, 03:42:15 PM

Okay, but I eat your hair.

I wish fruckert was a camel.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: fruckert on July 22, 2009, 03:50:58 PM

Granted, but I spit in your koolaid.
And then kick you in the ribs.

Maer.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: Dominicy on July 22, 2009, 05:34:55 PM

No.

I wish people would start baking eggs.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 22, 2009, 06:03:15 PM

Granted, but you don't get any! Ha ha ha.

I wish for something shiny that WON'T kill me. Or maim me. Or anything of that sort.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: ellie-is on July 22, 2009, 06:43:18 PM

Okay, the shiny little aliens kill your whole family instead.

I wish I had boobs. Just for the hell of it.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: Rahl on July 22, 2009, 07:18:18 PM

Granted but you can't stop playing with them, they fall off, and you bleed to death.

I wish for a cookie.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 22, 2009, 11:39:50 PM

Granted: It's a giant, walking, talking, sapient robo-cookie who is thirsty for blood.

I wish for every poster besides me in this thread to be mauled by giant robo-vampire cookies like the one I described above.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: Tina Branford on July 23, 2009, 01:33:10 AM

Granted, but they go rogue and start horrifically injuring you. And everyone else is equipped with EMP guns.

I wish that Rahl became a 6-year-old girl for one day.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 23, 2009, 01:49:06 AM

Granted and not corrupted, I'd pay to see that...

I wish that everyone besides me who posts after this one would have their wishes corrupted 10x worse than most of these have been.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: ellie-is on July 23, 2009, 02:09:37 AM

Okay. (corruption to your wish below)

I wish roland would have super powers.
(now, this is gonna have to be corrupted 10x more than usual)


Hahaha!

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: fruckert on July 23, 2009, 03:04:35 AM

Granted, his superpower is sinking to the center of the earth and crushing himself. And resetting time to directly before he did it. And he can't stop it.

I wish that I could sleep for at least once.


P.S.

Quote from: Roland_Deschain on July 23, 2009, 01:49:06 AM

Granted and not corrupted, I'd pay to see that..,

You should have said "Can't grant what's already true"

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 23, 2009, 06:46:22 AM

Quote from: fruckert on July 23, 2009, 03:04:35 AM

P.S.You should have said "Can't grant what's already true"

Damn it...

Also, yes but you become a vegetable able to do nothing BUT sleep.

I wish Lucas hadn't made his wish about me getting super powers, this hurts!

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: Musha on July 23, 2009, 07:31:21 AM

Granted, instead he wished for you to be sodomized by a red hot metal rod for all eternity.

I wish I didn't have to sleep at all, ever.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: Rahl on July 23, 2009, 12:08:28 PM

Geanted you are now exausted forever.

I wish these 3 weeks would last longer.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: Fisherson on July 23, 2009, 06:43:42 PM

Granted the earth stops turing and we all die in the darkness, but hey you get your two extra long weeks of tormment.

I wish I could find a full figured girl that was intrested in me.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on July 23, 2009, 07:16:39 PM

Granted, she takes you homw to her house and chains you to her bed, then she peels all your skin off and dumps salt all over your body. then she gets a plyers and cuts off your balls...

I wish the above would not happen to me if i met a girl

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: _JeT_ on July 23, 2009, 07:26:39 PM

Granted, instead, you get tied up in the basement, and are placed in a steaming hot tub of oil. She then rips out all of your hair, and cuts off your tongue. Enjoy ^_^

I wish Belgium would simply be whiped off the face of the earth.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: Tina Branford on July 23, 2009, 08:09:21 PM

Granted. But because whipping Belgium off the face of the earth takes a long time, the people doing the whipping die on Dec 21, 2012.

I wish that I could meet Fisherson, then take him to my basement...

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on July 23, 2009, 08:11:26 PM

Granted.  I see no fault in it.

I wish that I could boil water. -.-"

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 23, 2009, 08:17:44 PM

Granted, you can boil the water that makes up most of your body. It's excruciatingly painful.

I wish for $100000000000. In electronic money. That I can access with my indestructible debit card that's built into my also indestructible and non-removeable robotic hand.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: _JeT_ on July 23, 2009, 08:22:03 PM

Granted, but someone cuts off your arm, which has that hand, swipes your card, and steals all the money. Plus, they overdraw, and you are stuck with the charges.

I wish that I were a pirate. And not one of those stupid Somalian ones either, with the long coats, cutlasses, parrots, peg legs, and the like.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: Tina Branford on July 23, 2009, 08:23:32 PM

Granted, but while you're sleeping, someone cuts off your arm and steals your PIN.

I wish that I could put my brain into an indestructible cyborg that had infinite flight and a lightsaber.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: ellie-is on July 23, 2009, 08:44:13 PM

Okay. But your brain is not connected to the cyborg, just inside it. You cant control the cyborg. Grats, you are dead!

I wish I could have powers like Magneto.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: _JeT_ on July 23, 2009, 09:05:33 PM

Granted, now you talk about yourself in the third person, and cannot seem to stop.

I wish Tina didnt skip my post. :/ Cuz that doesnt really make sense as a corruption to mine.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 23, 2009, 10:07:21 PM

Granted, she now completely ignores the fact that you exist.

I wish I was a Terminator.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: Musha on July 23, 2009, 10:42:13 PM

Granted.  John Connor kills you.

I wish Baskin Robbins had 32 flavours.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 23, 2009, 11:44:23 PM

Granted but they're all variations of earwax flavor.

I wish the cheap-brand macaroni tasted as good as Kraft.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: Musha on July 24, 2009, 08:34:17 AM

Granted, but now Kraft tastes like earwax.

I wish someone would invent Never-Melt Ice Cream.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 24, 2009, 01:20:18 PM

Granted, but it's flavorless due to the chemicals used to make it. Also poisonous.

I wish that everyone whose forum name starts with the letters A-O would suddenly gain 200 pounds and grow hobo beards.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: fruckert on July 24, 2009, 02:12:10 PM

Granted, but they're sentient and give us super-heros, becoming "The Beard Squad".
And the extra fat makes us bullet proof.
*goes to draw a picture cause that's hilarious*


I wish that Rolands signature would eat him.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: Fisherson on July 24, 2009, 07:02:50 PM

Grsanted, but he's into vore so it doesn't bother him.

I wish my cellphone realy was transformer.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: Rahl on July 24, 2009, 07:22:21 PM

Granted. it eats you.

I wish people liked that transformers movie more for what it is.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 24, 2009, 08:01:29 PM

Granted and not corrupted: I do.

I wish people in Maine would learn that mudkipz are an old meme.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: fruckert on July 24, 2009, 08:08:26 PM

Granted, but they start parroting Sparta every three seconds.

I wish that I was a pirate and I could do what I want cause a pirate is free.
I AM A PIRATE!

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: Rahl on July 24, 2009, 08:17:41 PM

Granted, you are caught and put in a rusty cage for the crows to slowly eat.

I wish for... pie....

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 25, 2009, 02:13:50 AM

Granted: Meet Pie, the 400 pound man with an 18 inch penis who loves sodomy!

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: fruckert on July 25, 2009, 02:27:02 AM

Granted, you implode!

I wish that Dark Cloud 3 came out and that it was awesome, worked perfectly, and was on a system I could own. And came out soon.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on July 25, 2009, 02:31:26 AM

Granted, you could own the system, but you don't. And you die after it comes out, but before you get the system to play it.

I wish I could get the password.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: fruckert on July 25, 2009, 02:35:20 AM

Granted >_> (theworldisyouroyster). You are now the proud owner to what I think is the password to Pandemonium 2. All levels cheat.
Enjoy.

I wish that I was magicks.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: ellie-is on July 25, 2009, 02:44:18 AM

Okay, you are Magic the Gathering. Enjoy being played all day by a bunch of nerds!

I wish I had a deck of Magic the Gathering.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: Tina Branford on July 25, 2009, 04:11:29 AM

Granted, but it's a crappy deck.

I wish for a pirate ship. I wouldn't sail it, just put it in my yard to look cool.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: Musha on July 25, 2009, 04:17:43 AM

Granted, but it's full of pirates who sneak into your room at night and murder you for your valuables.

I wish I could actually summon the monters and cast the spells on Magic: The Gathering cards.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 25, 2009, 02:10:55 PM

Granted, but you can't control the monsters and each time you summon or cast it takes away a little of your life.

I wish that everyone in the state of Kentucky would suddenly become 3 feet tall, grow handlebar mustaches, lose all other hair and their eyes, grow claws, and become blind mole people.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: Rahl on July 25, 2009, 03:48:11 PM

Granted, but you suck. Luckely Im not on vacation in Europe right now and not in Kentucky anymore...

Wish for patience.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: fruckert on July 26, 2009, 01:37:31 AM

Granted, but you are so patient that in a hostage situation, you are mistaken for cockey and get shot.

I wish my puppy would stop being catatonic.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: Musha on July 26, 2009, 06:56:05 AM

Granted, now he's really horny.

I wish <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tinder_Box">The Tinder Box</a> would get a big budget movie adaptation.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 26, 2009, 02:37:46 PM

Granted, but it's The Tinder Box in name only and has very little to do with the actual plot, and because the entire budget went to hiring two of the actors, both of them play every character.

I wish the next person to make a wish would make a wish that is impossible NOT to corrupt in a horrifically violent fashion but it can't involve ME being injured/involved in said horrific violence.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: fruckert on July 26, 2009, 03:40:38 PM

Granted, but while my wish doesn't horrifically maim you, this corruption does. Word betterz.
*internally decapitates*

I wish that I was dead.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: ellie-is on July 26, 2009, 03:42:34 PM

Okay.

I wish Roland's mother would have super powers.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: Musha on July 26, 2009, 06:16:49 PM

Granted.  Her power is negation.  she cancels out the powers of everybody in the whole universe, including her own.

I wish smoking was healthy.

Quote from: Roland_Deschain on July 26, 2009, 02:37:46 PM

the entire budget went to hiring two of the actors, both of them play every character.

So, Robert Zemeckis was the director?

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: WarxePB on July 26, 2009, 07:12:40 PM

Granted, but the cigarette companies make so much money that they take over the world and rename every country Marlboro.

I wish that I got a million dollars in birthday money.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: Tina Branford on July 26, 2009, 07:13:51 PM

Granted, but I steal it all. :D

I wish for a pet Cactuar.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: fruckert on July 26, 2009, 07:31:15 PM

Granted, but it's not very social and 9999 Needles you every time it sees you.

I wish that narcolepsy wasn't so damned funny.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 26, 2009, 09:27:12 PM

Granted: It's funnier.

I wish my roommate would spontaneously combust while he's miles away from the apartment some day.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: ellie-is on July 26, 2009, 10:25:48 PM

Okay, but you are next to him. Not only you get really hurt, and your penis falls of, but you go to jail because they think you killed him.

I wish I had a dog. A really nice one that would not hurt me or my family in any way.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on July 26, 2009, 11:45:49 PM

Granted. He's like, the best dog ever. But he dies just after you get to know him.

I wish I had shoes with retractable stilts.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: Rahl on July 27, 2009, 11:53:43 PM

Granted but you suck at using them and fall on your face.

I wish for perfect balance.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 28, 2009, 01:42:53 AM

Granted: Perfect spiritual balance. You're an enlightened monk who spends hours in prayer... but you never eat, so after a few months of wisdom-spouting, you die of starvation.

I wish I had a british accent.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: Musha on July 29, 2009, 04:08:17 AM

Granted, but a mob of Twilight haters mistake you for Robert Pattinson and beat you to death.

I wish Twilight haters weren't so violent.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: Tina Branford on July 29, 2009, 09:38:22 PM

Granted. Kingdom Hearts fanboys become far more violent, making the Twilight haters less violent in comparison.

I wish for... pizza. Really good pizza that isn't fattening and won't be stolen or destroyed or harm me in any way.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: ellie-is on July 29, 2009, 09:54:10 PM

Okay. But its expensive as hell and you are now broken.

I wish for chinese food.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: fruckert on July 29, 2009, 09:55:33 PM

Granted, but you get hungry five minutes later again.

I wish the weather would cool down.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: Cloudghost on July 30, 2009, 03:03:34 AM

Quote from: fruckert on July 29, 2009, 09:55:33 PM

Granted, but you get hungry five minutes later again.

I wish the weather would cool down.

Granted, Ice Age here it comes.

I wish I would work on my game more. =p

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Post by: Hawkfrost on July 30, 2009, 06:03:47 AM

Granted, as soon as you finish computer crashes and you lose it all

I wish i didnt have writers block

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: Musha on July 30, 2009, 10:29:25 AM

Granted, you are suddenly inspired to write the ultimate yaoi fic.

I wish I could bend spoons with my mind.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: Cloudghost on July 30, 2009, 06:01:09 PM

Granted, but you can only do it when your sleep.

I wish for it to rain Skittles!

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on July 30, 2009, 10:27:10 PM

Granted, the Skittles company goes out of business and sue you because of your wish!

I wish that rain was made of money.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: ellie-is on July 30, 2009, 10:30:31 PM

Okay, but money is now made of water.
I want an ice cube.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: Cerebus on July 30, 2009, 10:34:10 PM

Granted, you get an ice cube.
You're lucky you didn't wish for it, or else you would've obtained a yellow ice cube.

I wish for world peace...

Hah! Hahaha!

Nah, seriously, I wish I had a better computer.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: fruckert on July 30, 2009, 10:35:38 PM

Granted, you get an extra kilobyte of memory.
Hey, it is technically better :P

I wish that I had some money.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on July 30, 2009, 10:47:51 PM

Quote from: lucas_irineu on July 30, 2009, 10:30:31 PM

Okay, but money is now made of water.

I wish for food

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: fruckert on July 30, 2009, 11:37:08 PM

Granted, have this crumb I found in my pocket.

I wish I had a sandvich.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: Musha on July 31, 2009, 05:43:44 AM

Granted, but the Scout beats you with an alluminum bat and eats it while sitting on you.

I wish I was perfect in every way.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: ellie-is on July 31, 2009, 03:18:24 PM

Okay. But you die.

I wish wishes would come true.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: fruckert on July 31, 2009, 03:22:17 PM

Granted, but they get corrupted much as these ones do.

I wish that I had a pancake.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: Tina Branford on July 31, 2009, 03:25:02 PM

Granted, but some ***hole wishes for the universe to implode.

I wish for the universe to implode ;)

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: Musha on July 31, 2009, 04:17:03 PM

Granted.  However, every denizen on the universe--besides you--has recently gained full immunity to implosion.

I wish I had some waffles.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on July 31, 2009, 08:02:59 PM

Granted, you have some waffles. Solid, rock hard waffles. Lodged into your face.

Courtesy of the waffle gun.


I wish I could control time.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: Cerebus on July 31, 2009, 08:40:24 PM

Granted. You decide to travel back in time to see if the 40's were really in black and white...
Unfortunately, you can't travel back in time, only control it, so you basically just made it start all over.

I wish I could have a pet Kodiak bear who wouldn't attack me or my family/friends.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: ellie-is on July 31, 2009, 09:22:47 PM

It attacks a random dude. Enjoy being in jail because your pet kills people.

I wish I had a Zeppelin.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: Musha on August 01, 2009, 03:09:04 AM

Granted.  You are now the proud owner of the LZ 129 Hindenburg.

I wish I had a Misericorde.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: fruckert on August 01, 2009, 03:19:51 AM

Granted (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misericord)?

I wish that my Fraxy enemy wasn't so twitchy.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: Roland_Deschain on August 01, 2009, 03:20:39 PM

Granted, it eats you.

I wish I had my new computer.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: ellie-is on August 01, 2009, 03:25:20 PM

Okay, it sucks.
I wish roland's post made sense. SPACESHIPS CANT EAT YOU.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: Darkfox on August 01, 2009, 03:41:08 PM

Granted, but the details involved are far too twisted, far too horrifying, far beyond the human mind to bear that it drives you insane, makes it LITERALLY rain cats and dogs, makes milk sour, grows the bean dip "hair" mutating it into another NEW lifeform that kills your pets, and you must fight it in revenge, and when you finally defeat it and tell people of what happened they lock you up in the loony bin.

I wish for a cream pie. :D

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: Cerebus on August 01, 2009, 03:57:13 PM

Granted. In your face!

I wish I was able to never sleep without any consequences, yet still being able to when wanted.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: ellie-is on August 01, 2009, 05:09:29 PM

Okay, scientists now do all sorts of painful tests on you to figure out how you work.

I wish I could use the kamehameha.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: fruckert on August 01, 2009, 08:12:59 PM

Granted, you can now use the King of Hawaii.
Have fun.

I wish that Monicas ultima weapon in Dark Chronicle didn't look so stupid.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: Cloudghost on August 03, 2009, 05:38:02 AM

Quote from: fruckert on August 01, 2009, 08:12:59 PM

Granted, you can now use the King of Hawaii.
Have fun.

I wish that Monicas ultima weapon in Dark Chronicle didn't look so stupid.

Granted, but it's never goign to be release.

I wish for it to snow. =p

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: tekmansam on August 03, 2009, 05:56:58 AM

Quote from: Cloudghost on August 03, 2009, 05:38:02 AM

Granted, but it's never goign to be release.

I wish for it to snow. =p

Granted:  It snows, in the sahara, global climate drastically shifts and we are thrown into another extinction level ice age.

I wish I wasn't so gd bored.

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Post by: fruckert on August 03, 2009, 07:16:06 AM

Quote from: Cloudghost on August 03, 2009, 05:38:02 AM

Granted, but it's never goign to be release.

...Dark Cloud 2 is about seven years old...

Granted, you're now watching Hannah Montana.

I wish I could magic missile, lol.

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Post by: Roland_Deschain on August 03, 2009, 08:30:14 PM

Granted and you attack the darkness.

I wish I didn't constantly forget that my computer works.

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Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on August 05, 2009, 01:59:31 AM

Granted you remember it works but that's all you think about.

I wish My mom would tuck me in at bed at morning.

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Post by: fruckert on August 05, 2009, 02:41:50 AM

Granted, but she turns into a demon every time she does.

Why are inventory systems that work SO ****ing AWESOME?!?!

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Post by: ellie-is on August 05, 2009, 02:05:36 PM

BECAUSE YOU DIDNT MAKE A WISH.

I wish fruck's iventory system would disappear.

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Post by: fruckert on August 05, 2009, 04:17:41 PM

Granted, but your project fails as well.

I wish that this and questions weren't so strangely confusable.

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Post by: nitro_crash on August 05, 2009, 04:23:13 PM

Granted, they are twice as strange and three times as confusing.

I wish for a piece of pie.

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Post by: Roland_Deschain on August 05, 2009, 07:57:06 PM

Granted, but it's sentient predatory pie that eats you.

I wish my next wish can't be corrupted or ruined by anyone else's wish.

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Post by: nitro_crash on August 05, 2009, 08:02:50 PM

Okay, but you have to corrupt it yourself.

I wish I had an evil twin that doesnt want to destroy me, but destroy everything else in the world.

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Post by: Roland_Deschain on August 05, 2009, 08:06:38 PM

Granted, the evil twin instead wants to torture you for all eternity, like AM from I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream. Everything else is gone, but you exist forever in an endless torment from your evil twin. Enjoy!

I wish I had $500 in Canadian money.

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Post by: Musha on August 06, 2009, 05:41:39 AM

Granted, but you get banned from Canada and Canadian Currency is suddenly no longer recognized by the rest of the world.

I wish I could feed off of the negative emotions of others (i.e. fear, anger, hate, etc.) and gain superhuman powers by doing so.

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Post by: Cerebus on August 06, 2009, 05:48:26 AM

Granted, but there is so much hate, fear, anger, etc. that you make an superhuman power overdose and die.
At least, because of you, people now know that superhuman power overdose is possible, and name this situation a Musha in your honour. Nice, your name will be remembered! Well... too bad you were the only one capable of getting super human power.

I wish I had a job in which I don't have much work to do, but still get paid a high salary.

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Post by: chronoman on August 06, 2009, 09:21:15 AM

You now work as a cashier at Wal-Mart.


I wish I had the coolest game ever.

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Post by: Vlad Shadeu on August 06, 2009, 10:16:34 AM

Granted. To make this possible, all games except yours are deleted from existance, you have the only game ever. And its Peggle.

I wish chronoman had no avatar.

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Post by: Musha on August 11, 2009, 02:13:09 AM

Granted, but neither do you

I wish I could hate you to death!!!!

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Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on August 20, 2009, 07:35:54 AM

Granted, no corruption because you'd die from hating me.

I wish that I'd look like charlie brown.

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Post by: Vlad Shadeu on August 20, 2009, 01:49:49 PM

Granted, but you devoid everyone else of their emotions and now, in a vast world of emotionless zombies, your powers dont seem to matter anymore.

I wish i had a 20 man professional development team that asked for no pay that was boldfacedly determined to complete TacTiles the way i've planned it under my name with all the neat little features.

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Post by: fruckert on August 20, 2009, 02:13:49 PM

Granted, but you have to pay each of them $20'000 up front in order for them to do it :'(

I wish I didn't just wake up at 6am during the Summer.

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Post by: Vlad Shadeu on August 20, 2009, 02:20:58 PM

( I specified no pay.)
Granted. You now wake up at 2 AM. You are also incapable of sleeping until 11 PM that night.


I wish whenever i needed a piece of information it would be signaled to me by something arbitrary like the layout of alphabet cereal or ticker boards or graffiti or something.

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Post by: Musha on August 21, 2009, 03:38:31 AM

Granted, but all they ever say is "kill them all!"

I wish I didn't have to eat, sleep or breathe.

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Post by: fruckert on August 21, 2009, 03:51:55 AM

Granted, but the sudden deviation from what you've been doing since birth really throws you off, and you go insane.

I wish that modding in Morrowind wasn't somehow funner than playing the game itself.

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Post by: supasora on August 22, 2009, 01:46:30 AM

Granted, but now the actual game is deviod of the fun it once had.
I wish those food portions would stay normal size and not shrink or increase.

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Post by: MissingName on August 22, 2009, 01:52:31 AM

Granted, but now it's made by a dog vomiting into a plastic bag.

I wish my air conditioner won't break down again in the middle of a heat wave.

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Post by: Vlad Shadeu on August 22, 2009, 02:31:45 AM

Granted, it just turns evil and starts emitting heat. It also now cannot be broken or stopped.


I wish i had a piece of paper that knew everything, and i could ask questions to  it and the answers would mysteriously appear.

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Post by: fruckert on August 22, 2009, 07:46:28 AM

Granted, but they don't vanish and it can also read your thoughts, so it quickly becomes cluttered and hard to read.

I wish that I could sleep like a normal person for once.

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Post by: MissingName on August 22, 2009, 01:00:55 PM

Granted.  You just start having nightmares to the point where you don't want to sleep anymore.

I wish cereal wouldn't turn to mush in an instant.

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Post by: Musha on August 22, 2009, 03:58:37 PM

Granted, now it starts out mushy.

I wish I understood why Russian Reversals are funny.

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Post by: ellie-is on August 22, 2009, 05:48:26 PM

In Reversal Russia, funny understands why YOU!
I wish I was funny.

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Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on August 22, 2009, 06:33:18 PM

Granted because I hate that too.

Granted, but people don't understand your jokes, only the extincted race of mole-men on planet Uranus think you're funny.

I wish my belly button would stop hurting!

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Post by: Vlad Shadeu on August 22, 2009, 08:17:43 PM

Granted. Now your entire body with the exception of your belly button hurts.

I wish this was "Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer" for the next page.

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Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on August 22, 2009, 08:28:06 PM

Granted but the questions are serious and we get serious answers.

I want food.

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Post by: fruckert on August 22, 2009, 08:31:30 PM

Granted. It's still alive, and spawns directly into your mouth.

I wish that everybody in the world would speak a combination of Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone.

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Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on August 22, 2009, 10:56:26 PM

Fruckert, I never wished for food... so you can't corrupt it!

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Post by: ellie-is on August 23, 2009, 01:37:43 AM

Quote from: fruckert on August 22, 2009, 08:31:30 PM

Granted. It's still alive, and spawns directly into your mouth.

I wish that everybody in the world would speak a combination of Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone.

Okay, but you dont get a word of what they are saying! Happy now?

I wish I could win the game.

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on August 23, 2009, 01:38:52 AM

You can't.

I wish that Chicken COULD fly.

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Post by: Vlad Shadeu on August 23, 2009, 02:03:17 AM

Granted, but everyone loses their chickens as they fly to Mars, thus making the end of the chicken and poultry market. Depressed, millions of chicken lovers and KFC employees kill themselves, and the KFC stock goes down the drain fast. The stock market crashes due to a recent uplift in shares, and millions of people go out of business. We are sent into a second Great Depression and, due to the lack of chicken, starve. The human population has thus died off, and all the nuclear weapons accidently go off due to racoon interference.
The World Ends.


I wish for a world without steak.

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Post by: ellie-is on August 23, 2009, 02:05:08 AM

They can, but for really short distances. Like, 1cm. Then they fall again. I believe they could fly more before your wish.
I wish to be somewhere over the rainbow, way up high.
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Okay, but I kill you for posting before I do. Ha, enjoy being dead.

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Post by: MissingName on August 23, 2009, 02:06:54 AM

Vlad: Granted, but because of the larger numbers of cows, they gain control of the world.
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Lucas: Granted, but you die because of the lack of oxygen.

I wish the rabbits would stop eating my tomato plants.

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Post by: Vlad Shadeu on August 23, 2009, 03:08:16 AM

Granted, now they eat all your plants. And your face.

I wish for a world without Lucas or MissingName.

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Post by: supasora on August 23, 2009, 03:17:04 AM

Granted now you're stuck with me... (what?)

I wish me dvd player wasnt being gay.

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Post by: Schpasm on August 23, 2009, 03:33:32 AM

Quote from: supasora on August 23, 2009, 03:17:04 AM

Granted now you're stuck with me... (what?)

I wish me dvd player wasnt being gay.

Granted, however... it's now being Super Gay!


Edit: I wish I had more soda...

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Post by: Vlad Shadeu on August 23, 2009, 04:44:13 AM

Granted. Soda floods the house.

I wish the newbies weren't allowed to post in the really retro Charas games.

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Post by: supasora on August 23, 2009, 05:24:00 AM

Granted, now the noobs make there own game threads in the wrong area.

I wish naruto would go away.

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Post by: fruckert on August 23, 2009, 09:42:57 AM

Granted, but it comes back...unfortunately =(

I wish I knew why and how Bakugan has replaced Pokemon on the awesome pedestal with the lil'uns these days.

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Post by: Vlad Shadeu on August 23, 2009, 02:20:15 PM

Because the awesome pedastal is a whore and will have ANYTHING on it these days. It got on because they are shiny and have magnets attached to them somehow.


I wish the B-Daman fad would come back, and the sets would be sold for 1$ a piece.

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Post by: supasora on August 25, 2009, 03:57:42 AM

Granted, but when you go to a toy store to buy them parents think your a child predator and you get arrested.

 I wish they would realese the star wars christmas special on DVD.

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Post by: Vlad Shadeu on August 25, 2009, 05:56:51 AM

Granted but you can never find WHERE they sell it, and everyone watches it and tells you how awesome it is. They also refuse to lend it to you.


I wish a popular RPG came out with a glitched scene in the beginning where supasora was thrown into oblivion by the main character. I also which i owned such an RPG.

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Post by: supasora on August 25, 2009, 06:57:54 AM

Granted but the game is so good you explode.

I wish this war between supasora and vlad would end. edit: Woot 200 post!

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Post by: Vlad Shadeu on August 25, 2009, 01:06:54 PM

Granted but the war was all one big joke concoted by Vlad in the first place, learning this, you are so angry a real war starts.



I wish someone would try to put a bunny rabbit in the vending machine.

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Post by: supasora on August 26, 2009, 12:22:15 AM

granted, but the bunny and the supasora autobot fuse and explode vlad for his heathen ways.

 I wish the vlad would remeber this isnt the vending machine game.

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Post by: Cloud_765 on August 26, 2009, 12:25:22 AM

Granted, but now he thinks this is a simple "Ask A Question" thread.

I wish I was carrying a frying pan. Do not ask why.

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Post by: supasora on August 26, 2009, 03:27:26 AM

granted, but you decide to cook naked and horrible things happen.

I wish theyed stop compairing Micheal Jackson to Elvis.

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Post by: Cloud_765 on August 26, 2009, 02:44:17 PM

Granted. They now compare Michael Jackson to God. :o

I wish I had a pet Ninja Bear.

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Post by: Fisherson on August 26, 2009, 04:36:23 PM

Granmted, but it you don't speak bear, thus it ignores you screams of help in english as it rips you oepna nd eats you alive.

I wish Noobs didn't post for a short time and then leave. >w<

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Post by: MissingName on August 26, 2009, 06:08:50 PM

Granted.  Now they spam constantly.

I wish it wasn't raining.

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Post by: Fisherson on August 26, 2009, 06:27:52 PM

Granted, but without that precious moisture the earth slowly dries up and we die.

I wish that every woman in the world would suddenly grow to 40 feet tall and still retian their charms. ^w^

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Post by: ellie-is on August 26, 2009, 06:40:49 PM

Okay. But now there is no way to have sex with them, and soon the human race dies because there are no babies left.

I wish I would grow 40 feet tall.

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Post by: Musha on August 26, 2009, 07:39:51 PM

Granted, but you were standing beneath a steel cable, and you grew so rapidly it cut you in half.

I wish I had metal teeth like that Jaws guy in <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The Spy Who Loved Me (film)">The Spy Who Loved Me</a>.

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Post by: MissingName on August 26, 2009, 08:16:36 PM

Granted, but they're so heavy your bottom jaw falls off.

I wish I had the submarine car in The Spy Who Loved Me.

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Post by: fruckert on August 28, 2009, 03:56:59 PM

Granted, but it's just a movie prop.
You try to use it and die.

I wish the new WoW expansion didn't look so badass.

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Post by: Cloud_765 on August 28, 2009, 04:15:51 PM

Quote from: fruckert on August 28, 2009, 03:56:59 PM

Granted, but it's just a movie prop.
You try to use it and die.

I wish the new WoW expansion didn't look so badass.

Granted, but the one after THAT does. Either way you're screwed.

I wish people didn't think I was leaving.

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Post by: ellie-is on August 28, 2009, 08:32:41 PM

Okay but they ban you and you have to leave and people now hate you.
I wish I was a fish

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Post by: Silver Incubus on August 28, 2009, 11:58:03 PM

Granted, but you are a gay fish that is the lover of kanye west.

I wish I had a super awesome Income where I could do whatever I wanted and get paid.

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Post by: supasora on August 29, 2009, 07:02:49 AM

granted, but you become extremly obease from not doing anything and die from drowning in your own body fat.

I wish they made a actual super micheal jackson brothers game.

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Post by: Cloud_765 on August 30, 2009, 05:29:39 PM

Granted but it's not as super as you'd think.

I wish for awesome.

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Post by: luigifan33 on September 09, 2009, 03:13:11 AM

Granted, but now your once-dead ferret named awesome is out to kill you.

I wish for rabid weasels to spontainiously combust!

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Post by: MissingName on September 09, 2009, 11:15:30 AM

Granted.  However, they were hiding in your crack stash when your wish comes true.

I wish this pencil in front of me had lead in it.

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Post by: luigifan33 on September 09, 2009, 11:08:27 PM

Granted, but while thinking about somthing you chew on the pencil and get lead posioning.

I wish for my wishes not to be corrupted!

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Post by: ellie-is on September 09, 2009, 11:16:24 PM

I cannot grant your wish, as my power is not powerful enough to grant that wish.

I wish I could turn into the great ape in full moon nights.

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Post by: supasora on September 10, 2009, 01:02:09 AM

Granted, but you kill your granpa and wake up naked.

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Post by: fruckert on September 10, 2009, 04:09:14 AM

*slaps*

I wish that I didn't just find true love.

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Post by: Silver Incubus on September 11, 2009, 02:23:27 AM

Granted. You now hate her and can only think of killing her.

I wish I had a totally attractive female human sex slave for only me!

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Post by: _JeT_ on September 11, 2009, 02:58:43 AM

Granted, but she gives you genital herpes.

I wish that I wished.

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Post by: Fisherson on September 11, 2009, 03:24:22 AM

Granted, but Onimous Prime travels back in time and take it away from you after you wished.

I wish I knew the Ultimate Question of Life, The Universe and Everything.

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Post by: MissingName on September 11, 2009, 04:02:48 AM

Granted.  The truth makes your head explode.

I wish for a nice cup of coffee.

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Post by: meyvn MaRa on September 13, 2009, 11:33:15 AM

Granted, you will get your cup of coffee. But this crazy guy poisoned it.

I wish I'd get a good and nice girlfriend. :-*

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Post by: Red Giant on September 13, 2009, 01:57:42 PM

Granted. But she's your biological sister.

I wish I could fly.

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Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on September 13, 2009, 07:27:47 PM

Granted, here's a plane ticket... There are terrorists on the plane too!
I wish I could eat a planet!

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Post by: Angel Walter on September 13, 2009, 08:47:30 PM

Granted but you get terrible indigestion! (DUN-dun-daaaaaah)
I wish I could write music.

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Post by: fruckert on September 13, 2009, 09:21:16 PM

Granted, but all you can write is Jonas Brothers/Miley Cyrus clones.

I wish the next person couldn't use vowels (not in any way recycling old wishes).

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Post by: MissingName on September 13, 2009, 09:25:44 PM

K.

wsh 4 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288…

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Post by: Legacy of Elecrusher on September 13, 2009, 09:41:30 PM

(wsh 4 appl, that's a vowel D:)

Granted, world explodes.

I wish for *generic wish*

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Post by: fruckert on September 13, 2009, 09:58:11 PM

Granted, somehow your generic wish becomes Charles Mansons sex fantasy.
And it happens to you.
Eww...

I wish that Fox never canceled Firefly.

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Post by: Red Giant on September 14, 2009, 01:01:50 AM

Granted, it goes on for 90 serieses and everyone hates it now. Its so bad that it's previous greatness is completely overshadowed by it's current crippling craposity. Theres also a laugh track.

I wish I could control time.

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Post by: fruckert on September 14, 2009, 02:11:42 AM

Granted, but you are affected by your time spinnings, so thus you create millions of paradoxes and apocalypses.

I wish that I wasn't humming.

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Post by: SqareMan on September 14, 2009, 11:56:09 PM

Granted, but your eyes got ripped out so you couldn't see that your wish was granted.

I wish SqareEnix remade Final Fantasy 1-9 for the PS3 in a boxed set for $99.99.

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Post by: blue_emerald777 on September 15, 2009, 12:08:06 AM

Granted, but they were remade without many features from the first and the new voice acting sucks.

I wish I had a unicorn.

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Post by: MissingName on September 15, 2009, 12:10:49 AM

Granted,  it just impales you and you die a horribly slow death.

I wish for silence.

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Post by: blue_emerald777 on September 15, 2009, 12:12:41 AM

Granted, now that I'm dead you have it.

I wish the unicorn didn't have the horn anymore.

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Post by: meyvn MaRa on September 16, 2009, 02:56:25 PM

Granted, it's now just a normal horse. But it kicks you 'till you die.

I wish a could draw manga.

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Post by: Fisherson on September 16, 2009, 03:14:14 PM

Granted. You download Mange Studio, but it's all in a Russian cipher.

I wish I had the skill "Breathe Flames" without having to have the prerequisites to go with it.

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Post by: Red Giant on September 16, 2009, 03:43:22 PM

Granted. You lack all the neccessary internal protection to protect against your own fire breath. Your first use of the attack instantly cooks your internal organs and sends a torrent of flame shooting up your esophagus, blowing off your jaw in a glorious shower of teeth and sparks. The skin on your neck begins to visibly bubble, crackle and erupt, flaming shards of flesh raining down around your feet. Your head rolls off the charred, smoking stub that it once perched on. As it tumbles lifelessly across the floor, it slows to a halt, tilting back and forth slightly before finding it's final position. As the traumatised bystanders look upon your ghastly, mouthless bust, your dead eyes seem to look up at them and say; "That's a spicy meat-a-ball"


I wish I had a car.

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Post by: CrossStrife on September 16, 2009, 09:01:45 PM

Granted. It blows up when you turn the key.

I wish I had Soul Edge.

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Post by: Gage on September 16, 2009, 09:49:03 PM

Granted, but it posseses you and makes you a mindless host for it.

I wish i had wings.

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Post by: MissingName on September 16, 2009, 11:15:54 PM

Granted.  They're made of wax, so they melt when you decide to go too high and you plummet.

I wish I had bought the right color folder to match my notebook.

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Post by: fruckert on September 16, 2009, 11:30:48 PM

Granted.
After an endless quest, into the evil Wal-Mart, you find your foe!
A Nerd...
Quickly, you cast Sunlight, level 10 upon him.
He perishes.
But...he did not have the folder upon him!
So you go and have to buy it for $50.

I wish I put more effort into that story.

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Post by: CrossStrife on September 17, 2009, 12:15:55 AM

Granted, but you end up sounding like a douchebag.

I wish I had the Book of Prophecy from Avalon Code.

Oh and Gage, YAY I'm Nightmare now! Yay!

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Post by: Gage on September 17, 2009, 11:30:20 PM

Granted but the world ends with everybody in the book exept you. Should have hit yourself on the head when you had the chance.

I wish i had some kind of summon.

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Post by: Red Giant on September 18, 2009, 12:11:51 AM

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_IKAx782HQ9g/RpeNieRaYBI/AAAAAAAAA54/ueKIQ0HvqhM/s400/Fat%2Bguy.jpg)

Enjoy.


I wish that I commit crimes without getting caught.

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Post by: lilsniffs3 on September 18, 2009, 12:16:27 AM

Congrats, escaped prisoners come and gang rape you.

Oh I wish, I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner, I wish wish I was one all the time...

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Post by: MissingName on September 18, 2009, 01:10:58 AM

Granted.  A obese 2-year old comes along and bites your head off before you can finish singing.

I wish I could have a dish of regular spaghetti and red sauce, instead of that gluten-free crap.

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Post by: fruckert on September 18, 2009, 01:42:59 AM

Granted, but you get no meatballs.

I wish I had some awesome sauce.

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Post by: CrossStrife on September 18, 2009, 10:20:21 AM

Granted. I blows up in your face and you choke on awesomeness and die.

I wish I was a Planeswalker in an alliance with Sarhan Vol and Chandra Nalaar.

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Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on September 18, 2009, 10:05:42 PM

Granted but I don't know what you just said... so here's a dollar...

I wish I had the knowledge to go into Algebra concepts!

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Post by: MissingName on September 18, 2009, 10:24:25 PM

Granted.  However, you immediately finish with the onesie-twosie Mickey Mouse algebra problems and begin calculus.

I wish I was still only had to work on those onesie-twosie Micky Mouse algebra problems...

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Post by: fruckert on September 18, 2009, 10:32:24 PM

Granted, but you work on the onesie-twosie Mickey Mouse problems for a day and then go into Trigonometry.

I wish that the Jonas Brothers would die.

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Post by: MissingName on September 18, 2009, 10:47:22 PM

The Jonas Brothers are gunned down in an Italian restaurant by a bunch of Pink Floyd diehards.  However, they had a 500 work volume that was to be released at their funeral.  Tween girls and fanboys line the streets, chanting their praises of the monstrosity (which includes duets with Hannah Montana) and unfortunately you used up all your aspirin because your little sister made you watch "Camp Rock" ten times in a row.

I wish for a better dish detergent that will cut through the burnt crap on this pan I'm trying to clean.

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Post by: CrossStrife on September 19, 2009, 09:23:20 AM

Granted, it burns through the pan.

I wish I could go on an epic adventure spanning the multiverse in it's entirety, seeing all my favorite characters from TV, Movies, Anime, Manga, Card games, Board games, and Videogames.

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Post by: lilsniffs3 on September 19, 2009, 07:18:24 PM

Granted, you get pwnd and die in DBZ, but they're too lazy to bring you back.

I wish for foodstuffs.

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Post by: CrossStrife on September 20, 2009, 12:17:27 AM

Granted. You choke and die.

I wish I could live outside the boundaries of time and space like Paradox from Ben 10 Alien Force.

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Post by: supasora on September 20, 2009, 12:29:49 AM

Granted, but it sucks and your stuck in some time paradox.
I wish I could do battle with the pope... Not the battle one.

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on September 20, 2009, 12:30:30 AM

Granted, but his Hadoken is too strong.

I wish an awesome game like Quest 64 went online, BECAUSE I LOVED IT SO MUCH.

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Post by: John Brown on September 20, 2009, 06:30:43 AM

Ain't that swell.
Feel free to ignore this and move on with your life.
That's your choice.
Lets hope it was a good one.

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Post by: Fisherson on September 20, 2009, 08:16:20 PM

Granted, but a major bug causes it to crash and the company goes bankrupt trying to fix it.

I wish I knew the identity of John Brown.

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Post by: CrossStrife on September 20, 2009, 08:19:24 PM

Granted. He's nobody.

I wish I had friends who didn't treat me like ****.

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Post by: supasora on September 20, 2009, 08:25:13 PM

Granted, but they share there drugs with you and you get arrested.

I wish John Brown would say something cool again.

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Post by: Fisherson on September 20, 2009, 08:44:53 PM

Granted, but he's shot by a sniper! ;__; We all morn him at his expensive state payed for funeral.

I wish John Brown had an cult like Dragonium.

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Post by: Angel Walter on September 22, 2009, 07:25:54 PM

Granted. The cult slaughter you for one of their peculiar and extremely sinister rituals.
I wish I had an unlimited supply of pencils, paper, and erasers.

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Post by: Fisherson on September 22, 2009, 11:04:38 PM

Granted, but they're Decepticons and maim your face and beat you up. Now even geeky girls won't have you.

I wish I was infamous Archaeologist who lead a life of mystery and intrigue.

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Post by: Musha on September 23, 2009, 01:21:02 PM

Granted, but you end up like <a href="http://www.geocities.com/cinemorgue2/alfredmolina.jpg>Alfred Molina</a> at the beginning of 'Raiders'.

I wish I had skin as durable as kevlar and bones as strong as solid steel.

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Post by: lilsniffs3 on September 23, 2009, 04:38:03 PM

Granted. You are captured and then a-bombed.

I wish my flatbread wasn't so awesome.

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Post by: meyvn MaRa on September 23, 2009, 06:14:16 PM

Granted, now it's not awesome. But you'll get killed by an angry crowd, who liked it awesome.

I wish I'd have a better computer.

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Post by: CrossStrife on September 23, 2009, 06:59:38 PM

Granted. It's too good for you and leaves you for a hacker.

I wish our Marching band would make it to state this year.

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Post by: Musha on September 24, 2009, 06:28:33 PM

Granted, but then your whole state goes deaf, so nobody can hear your marching band play.

I wish drinking blood was socially acceptable.

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Post by: Angel Walter on September 24, 2009, 07:31:12 PM

Granted but Macdonalds copyrights the blood-shake^TM and we all have to pay ridiculous prices!
I wish I could talk to smileys.

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Post by: MissingName on September 24, 2009, 07:36:42 PM

Granted.  Their secrets drive you insane.

I wish this wire splinter in my foot would come out.

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Post by: Red Giant on September 24, 2009, 08:12:15 PM

Granted. You have an openly gay wire splinter. Inside of you.

I wish that fire did not hurt me.

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Post by: CrossStrife on September 24, 2009, 08:49:26 PM

Granted. You die from slipping on ice.

I wish the world would recognize my genius.

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Post by: fruckert on September 24, 2009, 11:23:35 PM

Granted, but you're still pretty stuck up.

I wish for Nintendo to stop licensing out Shovelware.

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Post by: Obvious Sock Account on September 25, 2009, 08:38:22 AM

Nintendo stops being, as the Nintendo fans say, "Good", and becomes half-way decent.

I wish Redfox wouldn't link me to Charas threads while I watch Army of Darkness :P

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Post by: Felix-0 on September 25, 2009, 10:16:44 AM

Quote from: Obvious Sock Account on September 25, 2009, 08:38:22 AM

Nintendo stops being, as the Nintendo fans say, "Good", and becomes half-way decent.

I wish Redfox wouldn't link me to Charas threads while I watch Army of Darkness :P

Granted, now he links you to horrible Yaoi sites.

I wish my Digital media teacher didn't suck at teaching.

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Post by: Angel Walter on September 25, 2009, 07:12:35 PM

Granted. Now you suck at learning.
I wish I may, I wish I might, have the wish I wish tonight...

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Post by: Fisherson on September 25, 2009, 07:23:16 PM

Granted. I get one free wish. Thanks buddy!

I wish your avatar would cacth fire. >: 3

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Post by: Musha on September 26, 2009, 01:11:44 AM

Granted, but a <a href="http://www.clownz.com/images/tm_sweettooth.jpg">burning clown</a> is far, far worse than just a creepy-looking clown...

I wish I understood why so many people are scared of clowns.

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Post by: CrossStrife on September 27, 2009, 02:43:25 PM

Granted. The knowledge makes clowns less creepy, but also less funny.

I wish I could play guitar like Zakk Wylde.

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Post by: SqareMan on September 27, 2009, 11:57:41 PM

Granted but you break a string every 5 minutes.

I wish I was rich.

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Post by: Fisherson on September 29, 2009, 06:49:00 PM

Granted, you're now rich in antioxidants, because you have been turned into dark chocolate.

I wish I was Doctor Doom.

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Post by: ellie-is on September 29, 2009, 06:59:08 PM

Okay, but spider man and the fantastic four team up and kick your ***.

I wish I was spider man.

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Post by: Obvious Sock Account on September 29, 2009, 07:10:58 PM

Granted.  (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7c/Amazing_Spider-Man_545.jpg)

I wish I didn't forget I had a bottle of water in the freezer :(

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Post by: HobomasterXXX on September 30, 2009, 01:23:49 AM

Granted. You forgot that you left it in the oven, however.

I wish my internet wasn't so spectacularly **** at the moment.

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Post by: fruckert on September 30, 2009, 01:52:47 AM

Granted, Charas shuts off again for an indefinite amount of time.

I wish that Comcast wasn't so shitty.

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Post by: HobomasterXXX on September 30, 2009, 02:10:20 AM

Granted. You now get Fox News. Always. Forever.

I wish this download didn't keep stopping at 15 percent.

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Post by: MissingName on September 30, 2009, 02:15:00 AM

Granted.  The progress bar continues to move but the remaining time keeps going up.

I wish this Prozac didn't screw with my sleep schedule.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: HobomasterXXX on September 30, 2009, 02:18:50 AM

Granted. It now screws with your awake schedule.

I wish my headphones didnt break :C

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Post by: MissingName on September 30, 2009, 02:33:16 AM

Granted.  They just break your eardrums.

I wish for a glass of warm milk (with a splash of scotch).

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: CrossStrife on September 30, 2009, 10:22:34 AM

Granted, you drunkenly fall down an elevator shaft.

I wish I knew what would happen if the Shriners and Lepers got into a ukulele war in Albuquerque, and Weird Al wrote a song about it.

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Post by: Angel Walter on September 30, 2009, 08:27:12 PM

Granted. You realease the song yourself before any of the events described happen and the sudden jump to stardom causes you to commit suicide.
I wish the Linux penguin smoked a cigar.

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Post by: CrossStrife on September 30, 2009, 09:38:07 PM

Granted. It's breathes smoke if your face and you get lung cancer.

I wish the world had fewer idiots.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: ellie-is on September 30, 2009, 10:03:09 PM

Okay, but the few existing idiots live right next to you. Those few idiots are as idiot as all the previous idiots at once.
I wish I could die in a horrible death. Me, and whoever else you want to die in a horrible death. Try corrupting that, ha.

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Post by: luigifan33 on September 30, 2009, 10:09:24 PM

Granted. But unfortunately you are reincarnated as a preppy child who is always happy.

I wish my garage door had a mini gun mounted on the inside that fired blanks
andn small poppers imbedded in my driveway went off and scared the **** out
of everyone.

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Post by: fruckert on October 01, 2009, 12:26:28 AM

Granted but your grammar still sucks.
And it breaks down immediately.
:(

I wish that the next person got a million dollars.

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Post by: MissingName on October 01, 2009, 01:49:08 AM

Granted.  My cousin kidnaps me for a ransom of one million dollars.

I wish there that the next person didn't have a corrupted wish.

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Post by: lilsniffs3 on October 01, 2009, 03:01:48 AM

Granted, but YOU'RE MISSING THE POINT.

I wish this wish got corrupted.

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Post by: Obvious Sock Account on October 01, 2009, 05:14:46 PM

Not granted.  Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

I wish Drace would take a Jedi picture too.

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on October 01, 2009, 05:21:58 PM

Granted. But he is able to make Star Wars even more mainstream in the process.

I wish RetroZone made MMC4 boards.

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Post by: schilcote on October 05, 2009, 06:22:17 PM

Granted, but they come in two pieces, and you have to use jumper wires to connect them together.

I wish for nothing.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: Angel Walter on October 05, 2009, 08:04:53 PM

Granted. You cease to exist, meaning you never wished for nothing which means that you DO exist which causes a paradox which causes the universe to implode!
I wish I said 'which' less in that last sentence.

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Post by: Bluhman on October 05, 2009, 10:38:35 PM

Granted. However, now the sentence makes no sense. In addition to this, two witches are now digging into your flesh. Good to go.

I wish they'd come out with Lucky Star (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucky_Star_%28manga%29) Wars already.

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Post by: schilcote on October 07, 2009, 02:26:34 AM

Granted. But it was rushed and it sucks, then blows up your house.

I wish SSBMEXPERT came out with a poop every half-hour, and they are all exremely high-quality.

Might want to do some googling. Or just misinterpret it.

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Post by: fruckert on October 07, 2009, 02:56:18 AM

Granted, but you get tired of staring at ****.

I wish that that would've been harder to do.

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Post by: CrossStrife on October 07, 2009, 06:39:04 AM

Granted. It gets so hard you cannot come up with a proper way of corrupting it, ruining everything.

I wish I could hang with Foamy the squirrel for a day.

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Post by: Musha on October 07, 2009, 09:25:57 AM

Granted.  He gets pissed off and kills you.

I wish I had more scars.

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Post by: schilcote on October 07, 2009, 11:10:56 AM

Granted, but theres one over each eye, one sealing your mouth shut, two where your ears were cut off, and a few others in sensitive places.

I wish I had a bagel.

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Post by: Obvious Sock Account on October 07, 2009, 09:11:54 PM

Granted.  Enjoy your reject doughnut.

I wish I had an angel, for one moment of love.

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Post by: MissingName on October 08, 2009, 12:31:55 AM

Granted.  She's morbidly obese.

I wish for sanity.

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Post by: schilcote on October 08, 2009, 01:52:39 AM

You get it, but all of the human delusions of purpose and reality fade away with your absolute sanity, and you realise that life is meaningless and all systems of thinking are incorrect. It also turns out that you can't die. Welcome to the club.

I wish for insanity.

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Post by: CrossStrife on October 08, 2009, 10:03:56 AM

Granted. You fail that and become sane again after ten seconds in Solitary confinement.

I wish I could spend three months in an asylum, just to know what it's like.

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Post by: Angel Walter on October 08, 2009, 08:40:54 PM

Granted. Now you know what it's like you decide to stay there. The problem? They don't serve chips in the cafeteria!
I wish I had a replacement for my babel fish (the last one went insane)...

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Post by: schilcote on October 08, 2009, 09:20:10 PM

Granted. It's a sharp knife.


I wish for toast.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: MissingName on October 09, 2009, 02:45:08 AM

Granted.  It's gluten free bread, meaning a piece of cardboard is more appetizing.

I wish for a vial of pure titanium dust.

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Post by: schilcote on October 09, 2009, 02:21:54 PM

Granted. You inhale it and die.

I wish for a mustache.

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Post by: Obvious Sock Account on October 09, 2009, 07:07:19 PM

(http://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/articles/a299_b5.jpg)
Decide for yourself if this can really be called a corruption.

I wish my hands weren't so cold.

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Post by: Angel Walter on October 09, 2009, 08:46:13 PM

Granted. They burst into flames. Shoulda seen it coming...
I wish I knew what an obvious sock account was.

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Post by: Obvious Sock Account on October 09, 2009, 10:16:11 PM

A member who was banned and returned as under a sock account, making no attempt to disguise his return.  Seems obvious to me.

I wish for Skullhut's new mustache.

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Post by: schilcote on October 09, 2009, 11:57:24 PM

Quote from: Obvious Sock Account on October 09, 2009, 10:16:11 PM

I wish for Skullhut's new mustache.

... That... Is unacceptable. The name is SCHILCOTE!!!!!!!!!! SCHILCOTE WITH A C AFTER THE S, NOT SKULLHUT OR SHILCOTE GRAAHHAHAHSAHHDSLDBFSHBDLFHSBDLFJHBSLDHJBF

"Skullhut" comes over and falcon kicks your human behind.

I wish people did not mangle my name.

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Post by: fruckert on October 10, 2009, 12:32:15 AM

Granted for a second, but people don't know how the **** you pronounce that so they still call you Skullhut.
Skullhut.

I wish I had a hut made of skulls.

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Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on October 10, 2009, 01:16:28 AM

Granted. That is now the one and only thing you own. Also you die.

I wish I could fire molten rubber from my knuckles.

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Post by: fruckert on October 10, 2009, 02:07:34 AM

...granted. It burns.

I wish I had a pet duck named Steve and he would not maul me in any way.

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Post by: MissingName on October 10, 2009, 03:50:49 AM

Granted.  The neighbors steal him and eat him.

I wish for a set of silverware.

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Post by: Musha on October 10, 2009, 09:42:35 AM

Granted.  It gets stolen and pawned by a dopefiend.

I wish x-rated fanfiction was illegal.

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Post by: schilcote on October 10, 2009, 05:15:02 PM

Granted. It's replaced by X-rated depictions of children.

I wish that I was the best programmer in the world.

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Post by: fruckert on October 10, 2009, 05:19:21 PM

Granted, but nobody wants to hire you. You die of starvation.

I wish that all these wishes didn't result in death, cause that's cliche man.

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Post by: CrossStrife on October 10, 2009, 08:37:08 PM

Granted. They now end with ran getting poked 100 times.

I wish I was Ran.

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Post by: Musha on October 11, 2009, 06:04:36 AM

Granted.  You get poked 100 times.  With a red hot poker.  In the arse.

I wish TMNT Smash-Up! had more playable TMNT characters, and fewer damn Rabbids.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: schilcote on October 11, 2009, 01:00:17 PM

Now it's just playable TMNT characters in a small dark room with no doors or windows with no objective.

EDIT:
I wish I hadn't forgotten to put a wish in my post and didn't have to navigate for five minutes trying to get back here.

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Post by: fruckert on October 11, 2009, 06:30:58 PM

Granted, you realize it was two minutes instead of five and don't freak out as badly.

I wish that I didn't just ****ing wake up due to screaming kids.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: Angel Walter on October 11, 2009, 07:35:51 PM

Granted. Now you're so used to the screaming that you wake up because there aren't any screaming kids! Mwa-ha-ha-haaa!
I wish that life was more like a video game (preferably Okami).

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Post by: fruckert on October 11, 2009, 07:40:02 PM

Granted, the wish ignores your preference and makes life like Superman 64.

I wish that LIFE WAS A LIE ;_; /wrists

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Post by: MissingName on October 12, 2009, 02:29:36 AM

Nope, it's the truth.  You bleed out after slashing your wrists.

I wish the cake wasn't a lie.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: fruckert on October 12, 2009, 02:38:57 AM

Granted, you actually go to the end of the game.

I wish I wasn't such a loser.
did u c wut i did thar?

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Post by: ellie-is on October 12, 2009, 11:29:50 AM

NOT GRANTED, YOU SON OF A BITCH >_>
I wish fruckert didnt make me lose the game.

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Post by: schilcote on October 12, 2009, 12:44:55 PM

Granted. You make you lose the game.

I wish I understood this "The Game" thing.

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Post by: Obvious Sock Account on October 12, 2009, 06:36:43 PM

Granted.  Lucas explains it to you and ruins that brief first week or so that the game is actually funny.

I wish my sister wouldn't leave the furnace on after she's left for work, and run the otherwise obvious risk of burning the house down.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: fruckert on October 12, 2009, 11:54:00 PM

Granted, but your house spontaneously combusts.

I wish Encyclopedia Dramatica would get hacked. Epically so.

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Post by: schilcote on October 13, 2009, 12:34:44 AM

It does, and it gets h4x0r'd s00 b@d that they take it down. The police read this thread and arrest you for h4x0ring.

I wish I was Gordon Freeman.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: Darkfox on October 13, 2009, 01:36:27 AM

But Gordon Freeman became headcrab zombie and join bad guys and killd by John Freeman who is Gordon Freeman's brother!

I wish I was John Freeman.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: MissingName on October 13, 2009, 01:49:07 AM

Granted.  Mom has dead and Cumbines start to shooting at hummens belo.

I wish I had a motorsickle that was faster and had gas in it too.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: Musha on October 13, 2009, 02:31:16 AM

Granted, you get a morotized <a href="http://images.elfwood.com/art/w/i/willy/sickle.gif">sickle</a>, which malfunctions when you switch it on, and chops your hands off.

I wish I had a briefcase full of money, a <a href="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6f/1967GTX.jpg">'67 Plymouth</a> Convertable with a tank full of gas, and the open road ahead of me.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: fruckert on October 13, 2009, 02:36:33 AM

Granted, but the battery is dead.

I wish that this wish would be corrupted with a mild annoyance.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: Musha on October 13, 2009, 06:11:32 AM

Granted, you get get a coldsore.

I wish Roger Moore had never been cast as James Bond.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: Darkfox on October 13, 2009, 07:16:32 AM

Granted, Ben Stein plays him instead... woooow...

I wish Duke Nukem Forever didn't take forever.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: fruckert on October 13, 2009, 07:45:00 AM

Granted it takes never.

I wish a raven was like a writing desk.

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Post by: CrossStrife on October 13, 2009, 10:40:53 AM

Ummm, granted??? ???

I wish the rumors were true about a second Avalon code game, and that it would be released and have the best storyline and gameplay ever conceived on the DS.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: schilcote on October 13, 2009, 12:46:18 PM

Granted, but it's coming out on the DS64, which will never come out.

I wish I was a 1337 H4X0R like the people at Team Twiizers.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: Musha on October 13, 2009, 01:15:51 PM

Granted, you get arrested for piracy.

I wish i understood what the hell Sony was thinkg when they came up with the PSP Go.  No UMD support? WTF?!

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: schilcote on October 13, 2009, 05:01:50 PM

Granted. Unfortunately, to understand such things, your brain was contorted to such a degree that you have to live in a mental hospital for the rest of your life.

I wish for infinite wishes.

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Post by: zuhane on October 13, 2009, 05:19:50 PM

You can, but each time you make a wish, a live chimp crawls out of your face and it's absolutely agonizing.

I wish Ferrero Rochers weren't so expensive.

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Post by: Darkfox on October 14, 2009, 01:30:58 AM

Granted, they are now EXTREMELY expensive, so much so, that buying one is equal to buying two houses.

I wish I was Johnny Bravo

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Post by: Fireflame on October 14, 2009, 02:43:50 AM

Granted, but you don't change, just your name.

I wish I was a transformer.

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Post by: Obvious Sock Account on October 14, 2009, 11:51:55 AM

Granted.  You're cast as a racist stereotype by Michael Bay.

I wish for a bottle of water.

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Post by: schilcote on October 14, 2009, 04:36:07 PM

You get a bottle of water, minus the actual bottle.

I wish for a water bottle.

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Post by: Fisherson on October 15, 2009, 04:25:00 PM

Granted, you get a melted water bottle.

I wish TF2 had a better plot. :/

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Post by: schilcote on October 15, 2009, 05:01:30 PM

Granted. But now its an MMORPG.

I wish I had a bagel.

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Post by: Obvious Sock Account on October 15, 2009, 05:20:24 PM

Your wish is granted, schizocomb.

I wish The Elder Scrolls 4 had more variety in its dungeons.

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Post by: Angel Walter on October 15, 2009, 08:26:58 PM

Granted. Now, each one is so different, that the game needs 7945.3Gb space on your hard drive!
I wish that my e-mail would stop dying at seemingly random moments.

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Post by: MissingName on October 15, 2009, 08:34:24 PM

Granted.  It routinely fails every 20 seconds, or simply whenever your message is 99% sent.

I wish that I didn't stall reading this book for class.

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Post by: blue_emerald777 on October 15, 2009, 09:36:44 PM

Granted, but now you want all the books by the same author. You read them all, get them confused, and get an F.

I wish the PSP Dissidia bundle came with a case for the game.

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Post by: schilcote on October 16, 2009, 12:01:58 AM

Granted, but it no longer comes with the game itself.

I wish that I had skills that might allow me to contribute to society in some way.

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Post by: fruckert on October 16, 2009, 12:11:15 AM

Granted, you are a dredgerman in the 1800's. You fish corpses out of Thames.

I wish that I knew what a Gedrin was.

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Post by: schilcote on October 16, 2009, 04:54:31 PM

Granted. But its such a terrible piece of information that you go insane and spend the rest of your life in a mental hospital being raped and given electroshock therapy.

I wish I had a bagel.

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Post by: Darkfox on October 16, 2009, 06:07:52 PM

You get bagel, but it Soviet Russia so bagel eat you.

I wish there was something decent on TV.

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Post by: schilcote on October 16, 2009, 11:21:59 PM

Granted. It gets absolutely no viewers and the production company that made it goes out of business. Its time slot is replaced by SpongeBob.

I wish pepole didn't think that internet is srs bsns.

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Post by: fruckert on October 16, 2009, 11:36:59 PM

Granted, they think it's /b/ now so all websites die and the internet get's banned.

I wish I knew some good IRC channels on SurrealChat.

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Post by: Musha on October 17, 2009, 05:32:43 AM

Granted, but you TV stops working.

I wish all the crappy reality shows on the air right now would cease to exist.

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Post by: fruckert on October 17, 2009, 08:31:01 AM

Granted, but they get replaced by Johnny Test.

I wish that Cartoon Network pulled it's head out of it's ***.

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Post by: Musha on October 17, 2009, 09:47:59 AM

Granted, but then it sticks its head up your ***.

I wish they Would Release <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katamari_Forever">Katamari Forever</a> for XBOX 360.

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Post by: Darkfox on October 22, 2009, 08:04:11 PM

Granted, but they change several key features of the game with new ones irrelevant to the game. :(

I wish those alien bastards would stop shooting up my ride.

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Post by: Angel Walter on October 23, 2009, 09:47:12 PM

Granted. Now they are shooting up your Bride!
I wish my time machine didn't instantly camoflage itself wherever we land.

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Post by: Musha on October 24, 2009, 12:40:03 PM

Granted, now some 12th century ***hole steals it and strands you in the past.

I wish Harry Potter, Edward Cullen and Hanna Montana where locked in a steel cage full of rabid furries, and that the subsequent events were brodcast on the internet via hi-def streaming video.

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Post by: ellie-is on October 24, 2009, 03:15:18 PM

Okay. After making that you wish, everyone loves you. A few hours later, you are  named the king of the world for doing something so awesome. But then, you cant handle so much power, and after a couple weeks, they cut your head off in the guillotine. :/

I wish the Titanic would never have crashed.

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Post by: Darkfox on October 24, 2009, 07:19:03 PM

Granted, it now explodes for no reason and people still for years and years make movies after movies and documentaries after documentaries forever and ever.

I wish I would unlazy myself and continue Charas Doom more frequently.

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Post by: MissingName on October 25, 2009, 01:17:13 AM

Granted.  Every single person on the forums demands to be included.

I wish we didn't hit that bluejay with the car today.  Thump.

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Post by: Darkfox on October 25, 2009, 09:53:42 PM

Granted, it is Soviet Russia, so bluejay hit you!

I wish I could constantly get cheap power 1-ups like Sasuke on Naruto... (which really sucks now... DARN YOU SASUKE AND YOUR LAMENESS)

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Post by: Musha on October 27, 2009, 05:12:45 PM

Granted, but with each power 1-up you recieve, your penis shrinks by one centimetre.

I wish some wealthy video game publisher would recognize my incredible genius and fund the production of my awesome games.

Quote from: Darkfox on October 24, 2009, 07:19:03 PM

Granted, it now explodes for no reason and people still for years and years make movies after movies and documentaries after documentaries forever and ever.

Titanic
A Michael Bay Film
Coming Soon

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Post by: Darkfox on October 27, 2009, 07:23:39 PM

Granted, but it bombs, and they keep making you change stuff.

I wish I had a Cauldron Born mech (http://webspace.webring.com/people/dm/myartemis/mw4mercs/cauldron-born.gif)

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Post by: ellie-is on October 29, 2009, 09:54:33 PM

Granted, but its just a small toy.
I wish for 7777 posts!

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Post by: Darkfox on October 29, 2009, 11:23:41 PM

Granted, but you die and nobody really cares anyways.

I wish I was Strong Bad.

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Post by: Musha on November 03, 2009, 05:57:24 AM

Granted.  The King of Town mistakes you for a lollipop and eats your head.

I wish I had my avatar's outfit in real life.

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Post by: blue_emerald777 on November 03, 2009, 09:44:02 PM

Granted. People now think you can survive a gunshot. You can't.

I wish making printed materials was less of a hassle.

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Post by: Musha on November 05, 2009, 11:09:37 PM

Granted, but since any idiot can now do it, Staples and Kinko's go out of business, thereby causing massive worldwide unemployment.  I hope you're happy.

I wish I was a line-of-sight teleporter like Nightcrawler.

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Post by: Darkfox on November 07, 2009, 11:07:18 PM

Granted, but one day you get stuck in that really freaky other dimension.

I wish for a dinner fit for a king!

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Post by: ellie-is on November 08, 2009, 03:48:33 PM

Okay. You're not allowed to eat it, since you are not a king. You just stare while some fat guy with a crown eats everything.

I wish I had a girlfriend.

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Post by: MissingName on November 08, 2009, 03:56:16 PM

Granted.  She dumps you in 30 seconds to a rich old man who smells like vick's vapo rub.

I actually wish for the same thing as Lucas.  /depressed

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Post by: Darkfox on November 08, 2009, 08:14:49 PM

Granted. But she dumbs you in 30 seconds for a crooked used car salesman.

I wish for a Shillelagh (http://www.knifecenter.com/knifecenter/coldsteel/images/91pbs.jpg).

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Post by: Bluhman on November 08, 2009, 10:13:10 PM

Granted. It can't throw magic, though.

I wish I could change my hands into tools.

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Post by: Darkfox on November 10, 2009, 06:26:14 AM

Granted, you are now Dusty, but you don't talk much, are overweight, and get tired easily.

I wish the Star Wars craze was over already.

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Post by: Musha on November 11, 2009, 12:19:54 PM

Granted, but the Kingdom Hearts craze doubles in intensity to compensate for the void left by Star Wars.

I wish crazes would just stop altogether so I don't feel embarassed for liking something that has a gigantic squealing fanbase made up of annoying 12-year-olds and soccer moms.

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Post by: Darkfox on November 11, 2009, 09:48:32 PM

Granted, the world is now at peace, sorta, except... er... hard to corrupt... well... nothing gets popular? Y'know... it'd actually be very good, FF7 fanboys/fangirls will stop saying how "hawt" Sephiroth and Cloud are... y'know what? That's a damn good wish!

I wish for a grilled cheese sandwich.

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Post by: MissingName on November 11, 2009, 10:11:27 PM

Granted.  It's ricotta on sourdough.

I wish for a stick chewing gum.  THAT HASN'T ALREADY BEEN CHEWED ON.

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Post by: Angel Walter on November 11, 2009, 10:41:30 PM

Granted. A certain ingredient in the gum give you a brain tumuor. Have fun with that.

I wish for a super-special-awesome picture scanner! No zombies please.

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Post by: Musha on November 14, 2009, 10:30:57 PM

No zombies?  Okay, you get a vampire.  A Twilight Vampire.  And he breaks your picture scanner.

I wish I could navigate the gap between dimensions.

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Post by: Angel Walter on November 14, 2009, 10:37:43 PM

Granted. There are only two dimensions. Including this one. The other one clashes with your outfit and is filled with millions of one-hit-kill enemies, and you got stuck there... Nice job.
I wish for a steampunk airship!

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Post by: ellie-is on November 15, 2009, 02:09:46 PM

Okay, but you cant go back to ours.
I wish I was a geodude

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Post by: Darkfox on November 17, 2009, 05:02:42 AM

Granted, your a dude that collects geodes, you die from being crushed by a giant geode, but it was the most awesome geode in the world and was named after you, too bad your dead.

I wish I could fuse with the awesome that is Homsar.

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Post by: _JeT_ on November 17, 2009, 05:05:40 AM

Granted, you are now Dasar. Soon after, you are crushed by a heavy lourde.

I wish for a challenge.

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Post by: Darkfox on November 17, 2009, 05:11:53 AM

You now face The Tick!

I wish for Freakazoid! powers.

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Post by: ellie-is on November 17, 2009, 03:34:53 PM

Okay, but they only work on full moon nights, every 6th month, and if you are dressed exactly like him. You wait for that day, and when that day comes, police shoots you thinking you're some sort of psycho.

I wish to be as strong as the hulk. I dont mind getting disfigured in any way. :D

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Post by: Darkfox on November 21, 2009, 06:38:32 PM

Granted, but unfortunately you have to be constantly irradiated to maintain your powers, and because of your depleted immune system you die from the common cold. Ouch!

I wish to be some awesome chimera.

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Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on January 22, 2010, 12:21:31 AM

granted, all three of your heads are you, a OCD chick, and a corpse. Sorry, that's all that was left...

I wish to be... the NEXT AMERICAN IDOL!!!

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Post by: fruckert on January 22, 2010, 01:09:51 AM

Granted, have fun being forgotten.

I wish for a new graphics card.
That's pretty damn good.
And won't break easily.

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Post by: Cerebus on January 22, 2010, 01:21:39 AM

Granted. It doesn't fit your computer.

I wish I could wish anything I want, when I want, where I want.

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Post by: supasora on January 22, 2010, 02:12:26 AM

Granted, you are now a pet cat.

I wish for Asome F.B.I powers!

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Post by: Musha on January 29, 2010, 08:48:08 AM

Granted.  You awesome FBI powers are limited to telling knock-knock jokes like <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn38I0Y-zqg">this one</a>.

I wish the entire concept of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultimate_Marvel">Ultimate Marvel</a> never existed.

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Post by: ellie-is on January 29, 2010, 12:29:52 PM

Granted. Just... Granted. No corruption. X]
I wish Deadpool was real, and I could meet him, and he wouldnt kill me or anything like that.

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on January 29, 2010, 01:45:27 PM

Granted. He doesn't do anything. Because HE's dead.

I wish I had some Cherry Coke.

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Post by: fruckert on January 29, 2010, 03:16:41 PM

Granted, but it's full of cherry pits.

I wish the wish of a wish for me.

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Post by: ellie-is on January 29, 2010, 04:37:11 PM

I wish a wish for you but it gets horribly corrupted.
Ed, that makes no sense, because Deadpool can't die. So I wish for it again.
"I wish Deadpool was real, and I could meet him, and he wouldnt kill me or anything like that."

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Post by: Darkfox on February 08, 2010, 07:14:48 AM

He doesn't kill you, but he talks, and talks, and talks, and doesn't let you talk, then Shoryukens you after asking "Do you play fighting games?"

I wish Deadpool didn't get such a craptastic role in that Wolverine Origins movie.

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Post by: fruckert on February 08, 2010, 07:30:35 AM

Granted. Just...granted.

I wish that I heard of Diablo Swing Orchestra (http://www.jamendo.com/en/album/49216) earlier.

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Post by: Angel Walter on February 08, 2010, 08:23:51 PM

Granted! You hear of them years before they even exist, and no one else knows what the heck you're talking about! Mwa-ha-haaaaa!

I wish that there were more video games based around time travel!

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Post by: ellie-is on February 08, 2010, 08:32:08 PM

Okay. They suck, time travel is now over used, nobody but you likes it anymore, and everyone hates you for enjoying what is now the biggest cliche ever.

I wish that the new Deadpool movie would actually be good.

And DF: Lmao.

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Post by: HobomasterXXX on February 09, 2010, 10:23:45 AM

OFFTOPIC POST INCOMING SIR!

Quote from: fruckert on February 08, 2010, 07:30:35 AM

I wish that I heard of Diablo Swing Orchestra (http://www.jamendo.com/en/album/49216) earlier.

Jesus christ this is awesome.

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Post by: fruckert on February 12, 2010, 02:20:54 AM

ONTOPIC POST INCOMING SIRE!

Granted, it's so awesome that it transcends the mortal plane and you are never able to watch it.

I wish that I didn't have gibberish Latin stuck in my head, despite it being part of an amazing song.

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Post by: supasora on February 12, 2010, 03:59:43 AM

Granted, but now the song sucks.

I wish I had the latin beat.

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Post by: drenrin2120 on February 12, 2010, 04:11:27 AM

Granted, but **** you.

I wish I was witty.

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Post by: Darkfox on February 12, 2010, 04:42:38 AM

You are now Bruce Campbell, but you must fight a Japanese death god!

I wish we knew what I.M.Meen's deal was, how he could know magic without studying it first.

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on February 26, 2010, 06:35:40 PM

Granted, we find out he learned of it from his grandfather, whom did more than just that.

I wish I had more Atari 2600 games.

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Post by: ellie-is on February 26, 2010, 08:32:13 PM

Granted. You have the ones that give those awesome real prizes. But they are really boring now that the prizes are long gone.
I wish I could have a chicken that has the same color pattern as chickenman.

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Post by: Cerebus on February 26, 2010, 09:00:01 PM

Granted. Considering there is nothing special about that chicken beside the colours, your father decides it isn't worth much and cook it for dinner. And you're actually sad, because it didn't even taste anything special; just tasted like regular chicken.

I wish I could get a Wii as well as SSBB to play against any Charasians who have it as well with little to no lags.

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on February 26, 2010, 09:30:56 PM

Granted. But I won't stop joining your games as Warioman and Giga Bowser.

I wish that fruck knew more about Palm devices.

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Post by: Darkfox on February 26, 2010, 09:56:20 PM

Granted, but he learns the deadly facepalm and becomes incredibly evil because the ghost of Richard Nixon possesses him and goes to become president again and nobody opposes him because he has the deadly facepalm and kills everybody anyways.

I wish somebody would stop evil Richard Nixon possessed Fruckert.

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Post by: Bluhman on February 26, 2010, 11:11:36 PM

Granted. The alpha force will get on it as soon as they have their game made about them.

I wish they would add a 10th class to TF2 already.

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Post by: Darkfox on February 26, 2010, 11:33:00 PM

Granted, but it is the Plumber, and he has a high pitch Italian voice and you have to jump on people to do any damage.

I wish there was more negative worlds in Super Mario Bros.

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Post by: Darrellito on March 04, 2010, 08:29:11 AM

Granted, but they are completely negative. To win, you have to lose.

I wish I knew what happened over the last two years of my life.

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Post by: ellie-is on March 04, 2010, 03:58:05 PM

Okay... But its not pretty. Knowing it makes you crazy. Enjoy spending all your days in a crazy people hospital!
I wish I had Cable's powers. He can do anything. Like anything at all. Flying, killing people with a thought, reading minds, cure AIDS, blow Deadpool's head off by staring at him.

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Post by: fruckert on March 04, 2010, 08:49:22 PM

Granted, you are now drawn by Rob Liefeld.

I wish I wasn't sick dammit.

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Post by: Musha on March 04, 2010, 08:52:35 PM

Granted, but now you're Rob Liefeld...wait he's sick too.  In the head. Damn...

I wish Cable and Deadpool would gang up on Rob Liefeld and beat the ever-loving hell out of him.

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Post by: MissingName on March 04, 2010, 08:55:22 PM

Granted.  Unfortunately, you lose your ticket to the event and are forced to stand outside the doors, listening to the crowd go wild.  A Liefeld illustration mocks on the ad hanging on the wall mocks you.

I wish we could stop the adbots.

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Post by: Darkfox on March 04, 2010, 09:31:51 PM

Granted, and their empire crumbles, and as a result... wait... nothing bad can happen from this!

I wish Donkey Kong were real, equipped with floating floors and barrel throwing.

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Post by: Darrellito on March 05, 2010, 05:42:22 PM

Granted, but in this alternate reality, your a barrel. The first barrel that DK can in fact get his hands on.

I wish I had the teleporting powers of Nightcrawler, the healing ability of Wolverine, and the telekinetic powers of Professor Xavier.

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Post by: ellie-is on March 05, 2010, 07:05:02 PM

Okay. The world sees you as a threat, and teams up against you. You kill some people who attack you. The silver surfer thinks you're a threat. He kills you so hard that you cant heal anymore.
I wish I could wish for uncorruptable wishes on real life.

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Post by: Darkfox on March 05, 2010, 08:41:55 PM

Granted, but they suck and are limited to small trivial things like a PB&J sandwich and the remote to come to you instead of having to get up and grab it.

I wish I could be awesome like Bruce Campbell.

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Post by: Darrellito on March 06, 2010, 09:32:50 AM

Granted, but after a couple good movies, your stuck doing nothing but B-rated crap and cameos. Poor Bruce.

I wish I could be a Ghostbuster.

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Post by: ellie-is on March 06, 2010, 03:24:54 PM

Okay. Ghosts rape and murder you on your first day at the job.
I wish I had a healing factor.

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Post by: Darrellito on March 07, 2010, 02:51:29 PM

Granted. But you tell no one that you have a healing factor, and on the first day you try and go fight crime, your shot in the brain stem, which would have been fine if you had the bullet removed.

I wish any superpower that Lucas wishes for, I can steal with just a thought.

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Post by: ellie-is on March 07, 2010, 04:30:01 PM

Okay. I wish for super diarrhea. You accidentally steal it. And you cant get rid of it now.
I wish for super diarrhea.

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Post by: Cerebus on March 07, 2010, 05:33:53 PM

Granted. Darrelito steals it. Or well that's what you thought. He did took Super Diarrhea, but it's more like mimicking it, which means you still have it as well and can't get rid of it either. It's quite unstable too. You then attempted something to control it, but you accidentally a whole bottle.

I wish I had a Death Note so I could kill anyone, with 50 cent being my first victim.

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Post by: ellie-is on March 07, 2010, 05:38:36 PM

Okay. You are the second victim.
I wish all the people could live life in peace.

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Post by: Darrellito on March 08, 2010, 08:47:50 AM

Granted. But during a diner party with your country and another country's leaders, you accidentally trip and stab the other country's daughter in the heart with a knife. And they declare war on your nation. Nice going.

I wish the laws of friction didn't apply to me.

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Post by: HobomasterXXX on March 08, 2010, 10:17:07 AM

Granted. As you attempt to walk, you begin to slide, and nothing you can do seems to stop you, given your lack of friction. You fall into a chasm.

I wish Zangief didn't exist.

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Post by: zuhane on March 08, 2010, 11:09:32 AM

He doesn't, but you now have leprosy.

I wish someone would test my damn game!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Post by: HobomasterXXX on March 08, 2010, 11:13:04 AM

Granted. They take it to test, then rebrand it as their own and sell it commercially for millions.

I wish Akuma didn't exist.

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Post by: Silver Incubus on March 09, 2010, 01:03:44 AM

Granted but Street fighter never exists either.

I wish I had a hot redheaded girl with a firm ***, proportioned boobs and wanted to have sex only as much as I did. Drools.....

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Post by: ellie-is on March 09, 2010, 01:25:09 AM

Okay. Due to some weird disease you get, you cant have sex anymore. But you want to do it all the time. And she does it with other guys. Congrats.
I wish someday you will join us, and the world live as one.

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Post by: fruckert on March 09, 2010, 05:54:49 AM

Granted but...um...what?

I wish that my 360 didn't just throw up the red ring again. Less than a month after we got it back.

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Post by: HobomasterXXX on March 09, 2010, 06:01:10 AM

Granted. All your games break.

I just generally wish that all the pricks and bullshit characters in Street Fighter 4 never existed.

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Post by: Darrellito on March 10, 2010, 11:38:59 AM

Granted. Now you only have Ryu and Dahlsim. Now who wants to play that game?

I wish I could levitate on command.

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Post by: HobomasterXXX on March 10, 2010, 11:59:48 AM

Quote from: Darrellito on March 10, 2010, 11:38:59 AM

Dahlsim

I'd play it.


You gain the ability to levitate on command. You do not, however, gain the ability to stop levitating.

I wish Super Street Fighter IV got confirmed for PC release.

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Post by: ellie-is on March 10, 2010, 04:12:16 PM

Okay. Its awesome. The best street fighter game ever. The PC version is better than any other PC game. But it won't work on your computer, for some reason.
I wish I could talk to animals. And I don't mind if people think I'm crazy or anything.

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Post by: Cerebus on March 10, 2010, 06:11:11 PM

Granted. You can now talk to animals, just like you always could. They just don't understand you. And even though you don't care, people think you're crazy.

I wish I could dismember people without any consequences.

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Post by: valdred on March 10, 2010, 07:17:00 PM

Granted. you should now be able to dismember people (http://www.charas-project.net/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=7255) without any consequences as he got zero posts.

I wish you a merry christmas

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Post by: fruckert on March 10, 2010, 09:34:39 PM

Granted, I get all your presents.

I wish that the poptart would stop staring at me.

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Post by: ellie-is on March 10, 2010, 10:21:09 PM

Granted. Angry dogs do now.
I wish I owned a mongoose.

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Post by: Fisherson on March 10, 2010, 11:29:47 PM

Granted, for some reason it mistakes you for a cobra and bites your head drinking your blood.

I wish I knew why I was here and what my purpose in life is.

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Post by: MissingName on March 10, 2010, 11:41:29 PM

Granted.  Immediately after learning, you die.

I wish this chicken didn't taste like cardboard.

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Post by: drenrin2120 on March 11, 2010, 02:39:34 AM

Granted, but cardboard tastes like chicken...

Not sure why that's so horrible.

I wish I wasn't so thirsty.

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Post by: Cerebus on March 11, 2010, 05:41:32 AM

Granted but you're hungry as hell. Is that even better?

I wish I was both immortal and invincible, but had the option to die when I want to, but not being able to do it unconsciously or by mistake, and stop ageing so I wouldn't look like a human Shar Pei as time would move on.

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Post by: Darrellito on March 11, 2010, 05:47:15 AM

Granted. You reveal yourself to society as a non-aging god, and they take you and lock you in a small room with only a toilet, a bed, and your choice of computer with internet, or t.v.

I wish I had Galactus' powers. I'd even take the world hunger with it.

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Post by: ellie-is on March 12, 2010, 01:39:06 AM

Grated. All marvel super heroes decide to team up and beat you once for all, after mistaking you for Galatcus.
I wish I would find a way to make more Pokemon Rainbow!

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Post by: fruckert on March 12, 2010, 01:41:35 AM

Granted, you stop being lazy.

I wish that I stopped feeling like **** in the morning.

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Post by: Cerebus on March 12, 2010, 01:44:22 AM

Granted. You stopped feeling like 4 stars, now you feel like shit.

I wish I could Mind Control people.

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Post by: ellie-is on March 12, 2010, 01:48:47 AM

Okay. You could. But you don't. You just don't feel like it anymore.
I wish I could stop being lazy and make some god damn comics.

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Post by: Cerebus on March 12, 2010, 01:52:47 AM

Granted, but no one bothers reading them.
I also wish I could stop being lazy and make some dog damn comics, and people would read them whether they like it or not.

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Post by: Silver Incubus on March 12, 2010, 01:59:35 AM

Granted
You stop being lazy to the point where you write so many comics that you never leave your house and die never meeting anyone else in the world, and everyone reads your comics and secretly or openly hates them. Like Family Circus.

I wish I could send myself a message back in time and tell myself to never buy Unreal 2004 and to slow down on my practicing guitar thus preventing my tendinitis from ever occuring

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Post by: ellie-is on March 12, 2010, 02:16:06 AM

Okay. But then you dont send the message since theres no need. You create a paradox thing. You blow the universe up.
I WISH RAINBOWS.

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Post by: MissingName on March 12, 2010, 02:26:54 AM

Granted. All you get is a box of mostly worn-down crayons.

I WISH FOR BLUE MEANIES.

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Post by: ellie-is on March 12, 2010, 02:35:29 AM

You get Mussolini. And the blue meanies. They kick your cowboy *** together.
I wish I could witness the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny.

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Post by: Darrellito on March 12, 2010, 09:19:34 AM

Granted. But you get to close, get drawn in, and cease to exist.

I wish everyone would stop asking me for what I wish for.

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Post by: ellie-is on March 12, 2010, 03:33:01 PM

Okay.
I wish someone else would wish for me. An awesome wish.

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Post by: valdred on March 12, 2010, 05:09:08 PM

Granted, I wish you die a horrible death.

I wish someone would tell me I'm beautifull  :happy:

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Post by: drenrin2120 on March 12, 2010, 05:16:22 PM

granted, but ugly becomes the new "beautiful". So you are considered repulsive.

I wish I could go back in time and party at a speakeasy.

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Post by: ellie-is on March 12, 2010, 07:03:51 PM

Okay. You cant go back to here now though.
"I wish someone else would wish for me. An awesome wish."
Because valdreds wish wasnt awesome. And nobody granted it.

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Post by: Darrellito on March 13, 2010, 10:14:29 PM

Granted. But as this person was wishing a wish upon you, they died of a heart attack. Because the said wisher died, you are stuck in suspended animation for the rest of your life.

I wish I could poo so hard it was like cannon.

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Post by: valdred on March 13, 2010, 11:15:27 PM

granted, just like a canon you are now able to eat gunpowder, put yourself on fire then you will poo like a canon.

I wish more smileys to this place.

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Post by: Cerebus on March 14, 2010, 01:23:38 AM

Granted. Now there are so many smileys that most are made of combination of letters often used in regular chat, such as er, lo, is, etc. Now every posts are barely readable because of the abundance of smileys in each of them.

I wish I could start WWIII, have an important role and die a spectacular death, and everyone would remember me, whether it's for good things or bad things.

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Post by: ellie-is on March 14, 2010, 02:10:44 AM

Okay. WWIII begins tomorrow. And lasts for 3 days. All countries in the world team up so they can defeat you. And its not that hard. You have no army.
I wish Hitler was a good guy

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Post by: MissingName on March 14, 2010, 03:35:00 PM

Granted.  He was assassinated the day after WWII broke out, meaning the war dragged on for three decades.

I wish my F*CKING LAPTOP WAS WORKING.

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Post by: valdred on March 14, 2010, 04:04:20 PM

granted. now it is working. However, it's mad at you because you said f#ucking and it's deleting all your files.

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Post by: ellie-is on March 14, 2010, 05:42:52 PM

You didnt make a wish. You die.
I wish I had some cheese.

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Post by: supasora on March 15, 2010, 12:55:21 AM

granted. I put you in my sammich and eat you.

I wish for advil.

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Post by: Darrellito on March 15, 2010, 07:22:57 AM

Granted. But comically, the wish genie thought you said anvil, and dropped one on your head.

I wish I had the Midas touch. But with control.

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Post by: HobomasterXXX on March 15, 2010, 08:17:14 AM

Granted, but everything you touch turns into melted gold, rather than normal gold. boiling hot, melted gold that never sets.

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Post by: Cerebus on March 15, 2010, 08:19:17 AM

You didn't wish anything so you become a furry.

I wish I was God.

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Post by: MissingName on March 15, 2010, 11:22:33 AM

Granted.  You get bored after using the entire world as your plaything.

I wish that my dog wasn't old and pathetic.

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Post by: ellie-is on March 15, 2010, 04:35:36 PM

Ok. Its old and dead.
I wish I had a dog.

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Post by: Musha on March 15, 2010, 06:53:31 PM

Granted.  You can have MissingName's old dead dog.

I wish I could turn garbage into money.

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Post by: ellie-is on March 15, 2010, 07:18:22 PM

Okay. But the day after you get those powers, people suddenly start to think different, and make the world a better place. Theres no more garbage. Or money. Your powers are double useless.
I wish for socialism.

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Post by: fruckert on March 15, 2010, 09:26:12 PM

Granted, it corrupts into Stalin-esque Communism.
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I wish Missing's sig would stop staring at me.

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Post by: ellie-is on March 15, 2010, 09:45:09 PM

Granted. He takes it down. Every other member starts using it
I wish for real socialism.

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Post by: Darrellito on March 16, 2010, 05:50:41 AM

Granted. But in an excited hurry from seeing that the world has gone to socialism on the news, you choke on a pretzel.

I wish my hard drive didn't have to be wiped, and I had the other versions of my avatar...

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Post by: Darkfox on March 16, 2010, 06:01:44 AM

Granted, but they are possessed by demons and the ghost of Mark Twain. DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING DID YOU!?

I wish they would not make anymore Starwars.

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Post by: fruckert on March 16, 2010, 06:03:28 AM

Granted. George Lucas takes over Star Trek.

I wish that I knew why I was getting such Mad Lewtz in Borderlands (seriously, two legendaries in a row? I smell witchcraft)

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Post by: Darrellito on March 16, 2010, 06:09:15 AM

Granted. But such knowledge blows your mind. Your a vegetable and a burden on your family for the rest of your life.

I wish some of the older forum games would pick up again, like vending machine or something.

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Post by: MissingName on March 16, 2010, 11:21:54 AM

Granted.  One word, though: BOTS.

I wish we didn't have Daylight Savings time.

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Post by: ellie-is on March 16, 2010, 04:02:53 PM

Okay. You now pay twice as much for electricity instead.
I wish I could live forever.

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Post by: Cerebus on March 16, 2010, 04:43:47 PM

Granted. For some random reason you decide to visit a mine, which then crumbles on you. Have a happy life stuck there!

I wish I could read people's mind.

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Post by: Silver Incubus on March 16, 2010, 10:04:58 PM

Granted. You hear everyone's mind all the time and it sounds like jibberish. You kill yourself to stop the voices.

I wish I had a PS3

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Post by: MissingName on March 17, 2010, 01:10:36 AM

Granted.  You start to play and then realize you are wasting your valuable life.

I wish to go to Chernobyl.

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Post by: ellie-is on March 17, 2010, 01:23:53 AM

Okay. Enjoy mutations! Also, 1111 posts. :D
I wish for 1111 posts again.

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Post by: Cerebus on March 17, 2010, 02:00:16 AM

Granted. Nobody cares. You lost 7/8 of your posts for no valuable reason. Plus, the only remaining ones are spam. So everyone refers to you as a spammer. You get very sad at this and shoot yourself... on the feet, because you can't aim. Seriously dude, your aim is worst than Stormtroopers.

I wish I could read people's mind, but only when I want, and on specific target(s) so I don't end up hearing everyone.

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Post by: ellie-is on March 17, 2010, 02:05:08 AM

Okay. You read the mind of a dangerous guy and learns dangerous stuff. He goes after you and kills you to death so you will stay quiet.
I wish Jet would smile more often.

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Post by: HobomasterXXX on March 17, 2010, 09:05:03 AM

Creepy murderer smiles ain't so nice.

I wish I had a job. That paid well, And was thoroughly enjoyable.

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Post by: Darrellito on March 17, 2010, 10:37:08 AM

Quote from: lucas_irineu on March 17, 2010, 02:05:08 AM

kills you to death

Can you kill someone to life?

Granted. You start enjoying sleeping with extremely large men. And getting paid for it.

I wish I knew Colonel Sanders secret recipe.

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Post by: MissingName on March 17, 2010, 11:13:48 AM

Granted.  It's people.

I wish for a can of cream soda.

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Post by: Musha on March 17, 2010, 11:10:42 PM

Granted.  It's made with <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6F4GtyRfto">Brylcreem</a>.

I wish for Brylcreem.

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Post by: Darrellito on March 18, 2010, 05:05:28 AM

Granted. But it's old and crusty, and makes your hair fall out.

I wish I was the boogey man.

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Post by: Darkfox on March 18, 2010, 07:20:34 AM

Granted, you are made of snot. CONGRATULATIONS!

I wish I was the actual real-life materialization of my persona and be a superhero and stuff.

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Post by: Bluhman on March 18, 2010, 08:13:05 AM

Granted, but the powers aren't actually that good, especially when you consider none of them actually make you bullet proof.

I wish Lucas Irineu would reach 9000 posts already.

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Post by: Darrellito on March 18, 2010, 10:22:01 AM

Granted, but he takes them from your post count.

Not really all that bad, just a minor annoyance I guess.

I wish I could be Superman for a day, only not in his reality, but in this one.

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Post by: Musha on March 18, 2010, 11:24:11 PM

Granted, but as soon as that one day is over, the government captures you and dissects you to try to figure out how you got powers.

I wish <a href="http://www.moddb.com/mods/goldeneye-source">GoldenEye: Source</a> had the Watch Laser in it.

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Post by: Darrellito on March 19, 2010, 09:45:36 AM

Granted. But it gives the game an entire unbalanced feel, causing you to hate playing it.

I wish I really could eat lightning and crap thunder.

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Post by: Silver Incubus on March 20, 2010, 06:08:33 PM

Quote from: Darrellito on March 19, 2010, 09:45:36 AM

Granted. But it gives the game an entire unbalanced feel, causing you to hate playing it.

I wish I really could eat lightning and crap thunder.

Granted. It happens once and then you explode. Nobody sees it.


i wish I could shoot lazer beams out of my eyes.

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Post by: Darrellito on March 21, 2010, 12:11:12 AM

Granted, but you look in a  mirror to see what it looks like, and fry your brains.

I wish I had a bag of cheetos.

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Post by: Kessembi on March 28, 2010, 03:19:50 AM

Granted, but it's acutally a colostomy bag and the cheetos are stale and slightly digested already. (u_u)Aw.

I wish I lived next door to a pro chef.

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Post by: Cerebus on March 28, 2010, 03:39:48 AM

Granted. A pro chef just moved in the house next to yours. His speciality? New Neighbours Kebab.

I wish I had four arms, with the additional two hide-able.

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Post by: valdred on March 28, 2010, 12:13:32 PM

Granted, you are considered a freak and noone likes you.

I wish I could grasp the true form of charas,

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Post by: MissingName on March 28, 2010, 07:27:29 PM

...but it grasps you back and tears you to tiny bits.

I wish my gorram school year would just FUСKING END ALREADY.

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Post by: Darrellito on March 29, 2010, 08:22:18 AM

Granted. But so does your life after a nasty accident with a cheese grater.

I wish I had one million non-consecutive untraceable dollar bills. Specifically, all one dollar bills. Cause I love me a single mom.

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Post by: Musha on April 17, 2010, 03:31:25 AM

Granted, but they're all Monopoly money.

I wish I was a Time Lord.

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Post by: MissingName on April 17, 2010, 07:51:59 PM

Granted, you come across so many bizarre things you go insane and die of critical existence errors.

I wish for sunshine.

Quote from: Darrellito on March 29, 2010, 08:22:18 AM

Granted. But so does your life after a nasty accident with a cheese grater.

Whaddaya know, I had an accident involving a cheese grater a couple days ago.  Had to pick the skin out of the cheese.

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Post by: supasora on April 24, 2010, 08:51:33 AM

Granted, you get an overweight dog named sunshine with a taste for whoppers that likes to crap on your furniture.

I wish for cornbread.

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Post by: zuhane on April 24, 2010, 10:46:42 AM

I wish all steam games were 50p for the next hour.

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Post by: HobomasterXXX on April 24, 2010, 11:56:10 AM

Granted, but valve decide to shaft european users just that little bit more, and make it so 1p=1 US dollar.

I wish for many quagsires

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Post by: MissingName on April 24, 2010, 04:03:01 PM

I'm not even going to give you any quagsires.  Oh, damn, I just did.  They quagsirerape you to death.

I hope that this spot isn't cancerous.

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Post by: Musha on April 25, 2010, 07:23:17 AM

Granted.  It's parasitic.

I wish for a silk tophat.

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Post by: zuhane on April 25, 2010, 10:57:46 AM

You get one, but it has Adolf Hitler inside, and he makes your life miserable forever.

I wish that when a Scout used the FaN on TF2, clicking made them fire backwards into the
sky, die, reset all their high scores, get banned, then contract loads of trojans on their PC.

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Post by: fruckert on April 25, 2010, 04:19:37 PM

Granted, but it backfires.
Also, you lose all of your achievements, and it takes away your games, leaving you to have to buy them again.

I wish I had a Twinkee.

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Post by: MissingName on April 25, 2010, 07:56:16 PM

Granted.  You die of Twinkie chemical overdose.

I want the rain to stop.  AGAIN.

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Post by: zuhane on April 25, 2010, 09:59:59 PM

Granted. It stops forever. FOREVER.

I wish that I could do a Hadouken.

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Post by: Bluhman on April 25, 2010, 10:01:36 PM

Granted; you start performing it, but you get interrupted by a Falcon Punch.

I wish Stencyl would come out already.

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Post by: Darrellito on April 30, 2010, 11:11:10 AM

Granted. The day after, a nuclear holocaust. Many were lost.  Including you. But Stencyl lives on.

I wish every time I spoke, I breathed a small amount of fire. About 4 inches away from my face, just like a flamethrower.

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Post by: Musha on April 30, 2010, 06:48:17 PM

Granted.  The flames burn your face off and you die a slow agonizing death.

I wish I had a sonic screwdriver.

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Post by: zuhane on May 01, 2010, 12:13:25 PM

Granted. It's just a normal screwdriver with a picture of Sonic the Hedgehog on it.

I wish I had a steak sandwich!

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Post by: MissingName on May 01, 2010, 01:57:48 PM

Granted... except it's never explicitly called beef.  It's just "meat steak."

I wish for SOMEONE TO SEED THIS GORRAM TORRENT.

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Post by: Darrellito on May 02, 2010, 06:41:26 AM

Granted. It's planted and seeded in your skull.

I wish I could find a DS Emulator that didn't run super slow.

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Post by: fruckert on May 02, 2010, 06:44:39 AM

Granted, but it's compatibility is limited to the Petz series.

I wish that I didn't suck at shading.

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Post by: Bluhman on May 02, 2010, 08:59:23 AM

Granted; you're now a master at pillow shading everything.

I wish that we could actually finish making a game.

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on May 02, 2010, 12:46:42 PM

Quote from: Bluhman on May 02, 2010, 08:59:23 AM

Granted; you're now a master at pillow shading everything.

I wish that we could actually finish making a game.

Granted. I direct you to the chain game.

I wish that television ads wouldn't cover half of the screen during a tv show.

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Post by: MissingName on May 02, 2010, 02:27:45 PM

Granted.  They now take up the entire screen.

I wish my allergies would stop acting up.

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Post by: fruckert on May 02, 2010, 06:27:48 PM

Granted, they stop, but they're now stuck.
Your nose is going to be stuffy for the rest of your life.

I wish that shading water wasn't such a weird task.

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Post by: Darrellito on May 02, 2010, 09:39:08 PM

Granted. Now standing over water casting a shadow doesn't seem so weird.

I wish I was the man with the golden gun.

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Post by: Musha on May 05, 2010, 10:51:01 AM

Granted.  Some womanizing brit in a tuxedo kills you with a PPK.

I wish I had a tuxedo.

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Post by: Roland_Deschain on May 06, 2010, 01:23:45 AM

Granted, but it's the tuxedo from that Jackie Chan movie about a tuxedo, only rigged to explode if you say the word "the." Good luck.

I wish my work schedule would get cut a little bit. Please?

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Post by: Darrellito on May 07, 2010, 12:05:20 AM

Granted. You hold you schedule in front of my and I cut it with my +18 Katana of badassedry, but I accidentally cut you in half with it.

Sorry.

I wish I had about three fitty.

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Post by: zuhane on December 11, 2010, 12:00:24 AM

Granted, but then a wolf attacks you and rips all of your limbs off and leaves you for dead, rendering you completely
helpless.

I wish someone would reply to this post and then grant me some form of bad luck. (Did I just create a paradox?)

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Post by: Bluhman on December 11, 2010, 01:48:04 AM

Granted.

I wish someone would draw fanart of one of my characters.

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Post by: PROGUY on December 11, 2010, 01:08:20 PM

Granted, but you owe him $10,000,000 for creating a masterpiece.

I wish I could dodge crap like this girl (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynoe1qbJ5uM).

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Post by: drenrin2120 on December 14, 2010, 02:48:46 AM

What? Wish corrupted by not being granted.

I wish I could fly.

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Post by: MissingName on December 14, 2010, 08:34:43 PM

Granted.  You fly too high and die of frost and lack of oxygen.

I wish I could get out of this damn hospital waiting room.

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Post by: Dragonium on December 15, 2010, 03:48:24 AM

Granted. You are now in the hospital's no-waiting room. You must be moving around and doing things at all times. Failure to be doing something at any moment will result in the insertion of scalpels into your urethra by hospital staff.

I wish making websites was easier, so that my web design assignment would be done faster.

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Post by: PROGUY on December 15, 2010, 02:35:26 PM

Granted, but that would make your website horrible due to limited resources.

I wish I know why people are always into "serious" games.

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Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on June 22, 2011, 01:06:52 AM

Granted, you now can ONLY play serious games and all cool and fun games feel dull and lifeless.

I wish I could do backflips off my dog.

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Post by: ellie-is on June 22, 2011, 02:06:21 AM

Okay. You're actuallly a dog now as well. And you're raped daily by your neighbor's new Rottweiler.

I wish I could finish college sooner!

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Post by: fruckert on June 22, 2011, 04:26:47 AM

Granted, you're now expelled.

I wish my life wasn't so bloody boring.

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Post by: A Forgotten Legend on June 22, 2011, 02:25:59 PM

Granted.  Now you're covered in blood and your life is exciting!  Just be sure to hide the body before the co-- oh.  Nevermind.  Have fun in jail!  I know your cell buddy will.

I wish, I wish, I wish for some sort of wish.

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Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on June 22, 2011, 08:22:23 PM

Granted. Time paradox.

I wish that the Megaman series came out with something new.

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Post by: fruckert on June 22, 2011, 08:33:23 PM

Granted, Megaman is now a 6' frog with attitude. He roams the countryside searching for the car that ran over his wife, the Wilesmobile.

I wish that it was November.

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Post by: Natako on June 22, 2011, 09:32:44 PM

Granted. Harold Camping's prediction came true in October and you're now suffering among us non-raptured folk.

I wish that I had a better job.

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Post by: A Forgotten Legend on June 22, 2011, 09:41:56 PM

Granted.  You are know working the most profitable corner in the world.  Congrats on getting herpies!

I wish that after 9 applications someone would hire me.

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Post by: Cerebus on June 22, 2011, 09:46:28 PM

Granted.  You are now working the most profitable corner in the world.  Congrats on getting herpies!

I wish I had Modship Status.

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Post by: fruckert on June 22, 2011, 09:57:23 PM

Granted, you accidentally nuke the off-topic forum and the forum dies.

I wish that the time being 2:56:16 didn't amuse me so much.

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Post by: Natako on June 22, 2011, 10:04:51 PM

Granted. You are now stuck in a parallel universe where the time is perpetually frozen at 2:56:16. No one can move and nothing ever happens as the entire world has frozen in place. And you're wearing a suit. God damn it, it's an itchy suit.

I wish I had the super power of invisibility.

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Post by: PROGUY on June 23, 2011, 03:12:32 PM

Granted, but then a car rammed you without knowing your presence. As your corpse remains invisible, you will never get a proper burial.

I wish I wished for something I wished.

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Post by: WarxePB on June 23, 2011, 09:04:42 PM

Granted, but your redundant wish causes you to get hit by lightning.

I wish for a leprechaun.

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Post by: Natako on June 23, 2011, 10:49:34 PM

Granted, but the leprechaun turns out to be an incredibly horny, incredibly gay male stripper leprechaun who is veeeeeeeeery attracted to you...

I wish I had a brain.

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Post by: WarxePB on June 24, 2011, 01:42:19 AM

Granted, but because you're a woman, it still doesn't work :P

(Kidding of course.)

I wish for a bag of tricks.

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Post by: PROGUY on June 25, 2011, 09:05:40 AM

Granted, but by the moment you grabbed the hat, it electrocuted you.

I wish I know what is RPG Maker.

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Post by: WarxePB on June 25, 2011, 05:43:01 PM

Granted, but that's the only thing you remember.

I wish for fish in a dish.

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Post by: A Forgotten Legend on June 25, 2011, 08:51:31 PM

Granted.  Now you have some puffer fish in a dish.  Good luck with the poison sac!

I wish for some delicious potatoes to eat.

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Post by: PROGUY on July 01, 2011, 01:30:20 PM

Granted, but after eating one you found out the hard way that they contain a sweet-coated poison.

I wish you could never guess my wish.

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Post by: fruckert on July 01, 2011, 09:40:39 PM

What?

I really wish it was november.

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Post by: A Forgotten Legend on July 01, 2011, 09:44:34 PM

Congrats, it is now November 30th of 2020.

I wish I had more food.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: PROGUY on July 03, 2011, 06:55:45 AM

Granted, but the food you received is infected with an unknown bacteria that can cause many ailments if you eat them. By the time you read this message and you threw away the received food, the rest of your food supply is also infected. Have fun dying.

I wish have money.

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Post by: mike08 on July 07, 2011, 08:16:16 AM

Granted, but then some terrorist would cidnap you children, and you would have to give all that money away.

I wish i have beer and Diablo 3 right now.

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Post by: Natako on July 07, 2011, 04:03:52 PM

Granted, but then you spill your entire beer on your computer. Now you no longer have a beer, and you can`t play minesweeper on your computer, let alone Diablo 3!

I wish I could read people`s minds.

Edited because my phone formats things in a very stupid way.

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Post by: fruckert on July 07, 2011, 08:16:16 PM

Granted. You now have the ability to read Archem's mind.
Also, you can't not read his mind.

I wish I wasn't so obsessed with this bloody video game.

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Post by: ellie-is on July 07, 2011, 09:53:33 PM

Okay. You now hate videogames. But you are still a nerd. A nerd who hates videogames. Enjoy not having a life at all.

I wish I was a porn star!

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Post by: mike08 on July 08, 2011, 07:38:53 AM

Granted, they will put you in some gay sado-mazo porn, with heary coactors, and you will probably catch aids or syphilis

I wish that my wish be horribly corrupted!

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Post by: PROGUY on July 13, 2011, 02:18:58 PM

Granted, you just created a time paradox so it didn't exist at all.

I do the wish action that have stated that a person of mystery do a revive action on videos containing Final Fantasy 7 CGR.

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Post by: drenrin2120 on July 27, 2011, 02:41:39 AM

Nothing happens because what the **** are you talking about?

I wish I had my own little pony.

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Post by: MissingName on July 27, 2011, 02:55:25 AM

Granted.  However, there is an accident at the little pony factory and instead you get a bottle of glue.

I wish for this cut to stop bleeding.

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Post by: Cerebus on July 27, 2011, 02:56:10 AM

Granted. You ran out of blood, so it's not bleeding anymore.

I wish I could teleport.

Title: Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
Post by: ellie-is on July 27, 2011, 04:28:12 AM

Into a wall where you'll be trapped forever? Yes, okay.

I wish Pokémon were real (and not deadly or dangerous to humans)

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Post by: fruckert on July 27, 2011, 04:56:31 AM

Granted. Moral guardians freak out about them evolving and end up nuking the world.

I wish I had a puppy.

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Post by: Cerebus on July 27, 2011, 05:09:07 AM

Granted. You now have a dead puppy.

I wish I could walk through walls and floor, but only when I want, as well as fly so I don,t accidentally fall through floor to infinity.

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Post by: ellie-is on July 27, 2011, 06:56:03 AM

Okay. Congratulations! You are now a ghost. You can't talk to anyone. And nobody sees you. You are stuck in nothingness forever. With Archem

I wish I could be with the love of my life!

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Post by: drenrin2120 on July 27, 2011, 08:05:47 AM

Granted. You get married, have kids and stop having sex for the rest of your miserable life.

I just had an epiphany. I wish I could punch the guy who first heard the term homosexual and thought calling someone a "homo" was clever, in the throat.

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Post by: fruckert on July 27, 2011, 07:53:32 PM

Granted. You end up punching a priest and go to hell.
Still though, I'm going to say it was worth it.

I wish Michael Bay would explode. In a big ball of fire.

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Post by: ellie-is on July 27, 2011, 09:46:03 PM

He does. Right next to your house. Or what is left of it, now.

I wish the world was like the world of Kyoob!

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Post by: fruckert on July 27, 2011, 10:03:24 PM

Granted. You fall into a spike pit because your jumping abilities are ***.

I wish the anime "Spice and Wolf" would get erased from existence.
Seriously though, it sucks balls.

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Post by: PROGUY on July 29, 2011, 01:09:02 PM

Granted, but you just created another time paradox WHICH MEANS NOTHING HAPPENED.

I wish fruckert gives me proof that Spice and Wolf sucks balls.

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Post by: zuhane on July 29, 2011, 08:58:49 PM

Granted, but your arms turn into wolves, which is really inconvenient as you can probably imagine!

I wish I could just work on the fun bits of my game instead of copy-paste boring scripting edits.

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Post by: fruckert on July 29, 2011, 09:07:51 PM

Granted. Your game now sucks :[

I wish that I could shoot lightning bolts.

Quote from: PROGUY on July 29, 2011, 01:09:02 PM

I wish fruckert gives me proof that Spice and Wolf sucks balls.

The hours of talking about economics.
Dear GOD it's boring.

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Post by: ellie-is on July 29, 2011, 10:07:51 PM

Right. And just like real life lightning magic is supposed to work - all the damage you cause to someone else is also inflicted to you! Of course, you don't know that, and decide to try out your powers with a really ginormous blast of lightning. And die. Horribly.

I wish I could flyyyyyyyy
And land.
Safely.

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Post by: PROGUY on July 30, 2011, 10:39:26 AM

Granted, but right after you land a crocodile ate you.

I wish... for a friend.

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Post by: Auto-Destruct on August 08, 2011, 04:16:29 PM

Done.  Your friend is world-famous musician Steve Perry, former lead singer of Journey.  Unfortunately, his archenemy, the deadly Antarctic Koala (known for its ravenous hunger, poisonous claws and posse of mafioso donkey transvestite clowns), is now after you as well.  Sleep tight!

I wish for donuts.  Delicious, delicious donuts!

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Post by: Natako on August 08, 2011, 07:32:47 PM

Wish granted! You're served a towering platter of donuts in every type imaginable, from cream-filled to glazed to jelly. Each one has been dipped in Grandma's special lard sauce for that extra taste of homey goodness. Ravenous, you devour the entire stack and wash it all down with a glass of milk. Then you slowly start to lose feeling before finally having an enormous heart attack and dying. Too bad for you.

I wish I knew how to create beautiful artwork.

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Post by: drenrin2120 on August 08, 2011, 08:56:23 PM

Granted, you can paint like Michelangelo. However, just like dear Michelangelo, you're arrested for heresy and thrown into a 20 foot well filled with 5 feet of water and swarming with sharks, venomous snakes, and an angry bear.

I wish I hadn't chugged a liter of luke warm coke that made my gut feel like its about to explode.

Ps: love how every wish can be corrupted with one statement: granted, but then you die *insert horrible death*.

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Post by: Auto-Destruct on August 08, 2011, 09:13:27 PM

Granted.  You didn't just chug a bottle of lukewarm Coca-Cola.  Instead, you just chugged two!  Your stomach violently explodes.

I wish I owned every old movie serial ever.

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Post by: drenrin2120 on August 08, 2011, 11:50:13 PM

Granted. You die.

I wish I had a million dollars and I don't die for the next twenty years atleast.

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Post by: Cerebus on August 09, 2011, 12:01:29 AM

Granted. You receive your million, but then you fall ill. It's a unknown virus that leaves you unable to do anything. You look like you're 90 years old because of how devastating this virus is. You use your fortune on trying to find a cure. You spend your whole time in bed with no one around you because they're afraid of being infected. The only actual company you have are doctors in hazmat suits performing some test on you. They eventually give up when you run out of money. You're now completely alone for the rest of your life.
The good news is you won't die from it for at least twenty years.

I wish I could blow up a whole Continent and have everyone remember me for it.

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Post by: zuhane on August 09, 2011, 12:56:37 AM

Granted. No catch.

I wish all the continents on earth were not blown up. Also, forget about Cerebus's existance.

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Post by: Natako on August 09, 2011, 01:03:14 AM

Granted. The whole world becomes entangled in an epic war that never ends. It goes on and on, my friend.
Oh yeah, and then the world runs out of resources, the economy turns into a steaming pile of elephant dung, and Paris Hilton catches syphilis. What else is new?
Also, everyone dies. I almost forgot that part.

I wish my roommate wouldn't listen to really bad rap music all of the time.

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Post by: Cerebus on August 09, 2011, 01:05:49 AM

Granted. She now listen to terrible Country musics all of the time.
You also have these songs stuck in your head... all of the time.

I wish I was able to teleport.

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Post by: Natako on August 09, 2011, 01:12:10 AM

Granted. You wind up stuck in the Group Room from the Honey Bee Inn in Final Fantasy VII Land. Before you can observe your surroundings and teleport away from danger, a burly muscle man comes up behind you and hugs you so tightly that you practically lose consciousness. When you sober up, all you feel is pain...as if your fragile body had been ravaged by so many beefy, beefy men. You also have a heart-shaped tattoo on your left buttock that reads "Bubba".

I wish that my room could magically clean itself.

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Post by: SaiKar on August 09, 2011, 08:36:48 PM

Granted. Everything you had in your room is now gone - totally clean!

I wish Natako wouldn't answer wishes with such creepy scenarios.

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Post by: Cerebus on August 09, 2011, 08:39:38 PM

Granted. She stops. Everyone else start answering with even creepier scenarios.
You also suddenly appear in the Honey Bee Inn alongside me. I wink at you.

I wish I had Admin powers.

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Post by: MissingName on August 10, 2011, 05:39:05 AM

Granted.  Shortly afterwards, the forum is hacked and collapses for good.

I wish I could read.

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Post by: drenrin2120 on August 10, 2011, 02:05:09 PM

Granted, but your glasses break, preventing you from reading. While waiting in the doctors office, your eyes fall out. You decide to participate in an experimental eye-transplant surgery. The surgery is a complete success! Unfortunately, you begin to have nightmares and strange visions. You soon discover the doctors had feared this would happen. Your new eyes are possessed by their by what their previous owner saw. Night after night, you dream you are teleported to a strange place called the Honey-Bee Inn. Gangs of men with blocks for hands (you suspect these may be tumors) set upon you with ravenous, violent passion.

I wish I could fly and had super strength to fight crime and clean up the streets!

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Post by: PROGUY on August 13, 2011, 02:55:04 AM

Granted, but as you do your superhero stuff you tend to mess up most of the time. As a result, the world now hates you and you will regret having those powers.

I wish I was Japanese.

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Post by: ellie-is on August 13, 2011, 03:18:38 PM

Okay. Enjoy your small penis.

I wish I could make a good indie game!

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Post by: PROGUY on August 20, 2011, 04:33:47 AM

Granted, but the critics and reviewers went missing so your game is not widely known.

I wish I visited Charas more often.

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Post by: ellie-is on August 20, 2011, 12:40:35 PM

Granted. You also get a puppy. Your social life is DEAD. And your puppy too.

I wish I could be the best artist in the world!

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Post by: PROGUY on August 21, 2011, 09:27:49 AM

Granted, but the critics and reviewers went missing so your art is not widely known.

I wish Drakiyth is back.

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Post by: Fisherson on August 22, 2011, 01:37:15 AM

Granted! But he's stuck by a rapaging moose and crippled.

I wish everyone knew I wasn't dead. <.<

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Post by: fruckert on September 22, 2011, 09:09:34 AM

Sorry, what?

I wish that hipsters would stop using "ironic" ironically.

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Post by: PROGUY on September 22, 2011, 12:56:53 PM

Granted. Instead they use "sarcastic" sarcastically.

I wish this forum would be more lively to be in.

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Post by: NovemberJoy on December 21, 2011, 03:11:06 AM

Granted, but now there are hundreds of spammers, bots, flamers, and noobs, so the site is never dull, but the moderators are overworked. The moderators eventually quit, and Charas dies for good.

I wish that I could sprite really well, and was good at other stuff, so I could make a good game.

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Post by: phillip254 on September 14, 2012, 12:18:38 AM

"Oh yeah, and then the world runs out of resources, the economy turns into a steaming pile of elephant dung, and Paris Hilton catches syphilis. What else is new?
Also, everyone dies. I almost forgot that part."

Pretty much this would be a nice view.

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Post by: desiderata on September 14, 2012, 02:45:11 AM

Quote from: NovemberJoy on December 21, 2011, 03:11:06 AM

Granted, but now there are hundreds of spammers, bots, flamers, and noobs, so the site is never dull, but the moderators are overworked. The moderators eventually quit, and Charas dies for good.

I wish that I could sprite really well, and was good at other stuff, so I could make a good game.

Granted, but you made it on an obsolete system that no one can play it.

I wish I had more wishes.