Post by: A Forgotten Legend on May 01, 2007, 12:17:07 AM
Objects on Island:
-A Fresh Water Lake that will last as long as everyone's life span put together.
-Palm Trees
-A Jungle
-Coconuts
-Grapes
-Strawberry Patches
-Peaches
-Wild Hogs (Male/Female)
-Lots of Timber (from trees, duh its a jungle!!)
-Enough hammers for each person
-millions of nails (the ones you build with!)
-The Idiot's Guide to Building a Community on a Deserted Island
-A few extra copies of The Idiot's Guide to Building a Community on a Deserted Island
-A nice beach
-a million dollars (that you can't use hahahaha! Or can you?)
-Hundreds of Cows/Bulls (so they can make babies! Yum...)
-Birds (Includes: Chickens, Ridiculous Rebellious Red Reading Ravens, Odd Outrageous Orange Owls, Blue Jays... etc.)
-A Saw for everyone
-Enough paper to bring down a plane. (heh.. heh... heh...)
-Enough Pencils to bring down a plane (heh... heh... heh...)
-A Charas Pub Videogame
-A System to play Charas Pub Videogame
-An Energizer Generator to power the videogame system (it goes on and on)
-The Energizer Bunny
-The clothes on your backs
new:
-the hatch (similar to lost)
-a room label XXX (locked)
-A computer with the homepage of eh76sucks.com
Rules:
-You just ruin the game by killing everyone/using special abilties/ etc.
-Post kind of like in charas pub
-Don't do anything crazy or insane to ruin the game.
-No one is saved unless i end the game!!!!!! (That would be plain stupid!)
-I'll come up with other things as people post
-No porn links *cough*eh76*cough*
So let's begin----
AFL: Omg, our plane just crashed!!!!!
Lucas: Duh.
Meiscool: I can walk again!!!
Grandy: You could always walk.
Meiscool: Then why was I in that wheelchair?
Grandy: Because you stole it from that guy over there!
AFL: Ew... he's cooking...
Lucas: Anyone got a fire extinguisher?
AFL: Nope.
Meiscool: Let's resort to cannibalism.
Grandy: That's for Moose.
AFL: Right. Remember in the Charas Pub Game when he ate you and ...what was his name?
Lucas: J-master?
AFL: That's it!
Grandy: You pushed us.
AFL: Ah. Right.
--Stick to the story!!!! And make some mysterious things happen! And why is Koopapooper or whatever his name is still posting? We killed him! :( Can someone kill of eh76?--
Post by: ellie-is on May 01, 2007, 12:38:40 AM
AFL: I am hungry.
Lucas: Lets count to 1000!
AFL: 1
Lucas: 2
Meiscool: 341
Lucas: Oh, not again...
AFL: This is 5, if we are still counting.
Daetyrnis: This is a nonsense.
AFL: I am still hungry.
Post by: Daetyrnis on May 01, 2007, 12:53:06 AM
AFL: "I totally vote that we eat something, or someone!"
Daetyrnis: "... Did you miss the luncheon before take off or something? Anyways, over there is some copies of The Idiot's Guide to Building a Community on a Deserted Island. My vote is that some of us read those."
Meiscool: "I vote for a wild gay orgy."
ZKX: "But Meis, you're a woman!!"
Meiscool: "Yes, yes I am."
*the group discovers Warxe's "dead" body underneath the books*
All: "OMG!"
Post by: ellie-is on May 01, 2007, 12:58:36 AM
AFL: Who would want to kill Warxe? He had any enimies?
Lucas: I am pretty sure it was Forum Gaming, cause Warxe nuked it, remember?
AFL: Who cares?
Daetyrnis: Nobody cares. Lets read those books.
EDIT: About Daetyrnis's sig... USA's current president is George Washington, right?
Post by: Ben on May 01, 2007, 01:13:14 AM
Meis: Its called RP...And its sexy
Warxe:Im...not...playing....dead....Its....Roofinol
Gemini: Roofie'd. Harsh.
Anyways, Im going to the other side of this island, to start my own rival colony. This is going nowhere without conflict. And if theres anything Lord of the flies taught me, its that I dont wanna be on the fat kids team.
Gemini Leaves with the generator, and a shatload of supplies
Post by: Meiscool-2 on May 01, 2007, 03:00:27 AM
Gemini: And look, one is reading The Idiot's Guide to Building a Community on a Deserted Island.
Meiscool: There are Reading Ravens on this desert island.
Daetyrnis: That's ridiculous.
Meiscool: There are Ridiculous Reading Ravens on this desert island.
AFL: Funny though, they are red and not black.
Lucas: That's pretty rebellious.
Meiscool: There are Ridiculous Rebellious Red Reading Ravens on this desert island.
ZKX: lol, what a riot.
Gemini: And look, there is an owl sitting in between them.
Daetyrnis: That's odd.
AFL: Funny though, it is orange and not brown.
Lucas: That's pretty outrageous.
Meiscool: There are Odd Outrageous Orange Owls on this desert island.
ZKX: lol, what a hoot.
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on May 01, 2007, 08:45:20 PM
Lucas: 7...
AFL: You can stop counting.
Lucas: But its fun!
AFL:...I'm hungry!
Lucas: We know!
AFL: But I did miss the luncheon! I was still asleep in the lobby and nobody bothered to wake me up!
Daetyrnis: That was Lucas's job.
AFL: LUCAS!!!!!!!
Lucas: Ah!!!!
*a Ridiculous Rebellious Red Reading Raven throws book at AFL.*
AFL: Ow!
Lucas: *lol*
AFL: I'll get you eventually. And you too bird.
Post by: Ben on May 01, 2007, 08:47:12 PM
Gemini:Nobody uses the word 'luncheon'
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on May 01, 2007, 08:56:00 PM
Gemini: Oh.
AFL: Ow! Stop you birds! *Throws coconut at birds*
Ravens: We'll be back for your soul!
AFL: Am I hearing things?
Lucas: Yes.
AFL: That explains it.
Post by: Ben on May 01, 2007, 09:06:55 PM
Gemini: Nobody says luncheon anymore.
Nobody else is on my side of the island... I guess that makes me the absolute ruler.
*Throws coconut at daetyrnis for no real reason*
Post by: Daetyrnis on May 01, 2007, 09:47:21 PM
Gemini: "It was the communists!"
Lucas: "Hey! What did we do?"
Meiscool: "For one, you divided the people of Germany."
AFL: "You also waged war on the democratic countries."
Warxe: *dies*
Razor: "In theory, communism works, in theory."
Daetyrnis: "That's it! Who's with me, er... against the communists!" *grabs all but one of the The Idiot's Guide to Building a Community on a Deserted Island books, except the one that the Ridiculous Rebellious Red Reading Raven is reading*
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on May 01, 2007, 09:59:48 PM
Daetyrnis: Look at this convenient You Are Here sign... we want to go here!
Post by: Emerates on May 01, 2007, 10:26:19 PM
Post by: Meiscool-2 on May 01, 2007, 10:58:15 PM
Post by: Daetyrnis on May 01, 2007, 11:16:11 PM
Post by: ellie-is on May 01, 2007, 11:37:29 PM
Post by: Daetyrnis on May 01, 2007, 11:54:30 PM
Post by: Grandy on May 02, 2007, 01:26:22 AM
Lucas: I saw this in Lost, must mean soon enough we'll be covered in mysteries and theories and fans claiming this to be based on true events.
Grandy: Or this could go in my book of almost-a-coincidence-but-not-quite events. Like that time I tried to run for the presidency of Brasil.
*flashback*
Grandy: I'm a thief.
Lula: Me too.
Grandy: What a coincidence!
Lula: ...but not quite.
*ends flashback*
Grandy: Dunno how he was ellected instead of me. I mean, at least I was honest about my part-time job.
MIC: Stealing?
Grandy: Oh, no. I meant being a ballet dancer. *À la seconde, then Fouetté en tournant and finally Pirouette away*
Lucas: That was rather disturbing.
MIC: Does your president also do that?
Lucas: Not in public, no.
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on May 02, 2007, 07:24:24 PM
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on May 12, 2007, 02:46:44 PM
Daetyrnis: No.
AFL: *begins to cry*
Post by: j_master on May 17, 2007, 04:50:13 AM
Meiscool: huh?
grandy: where did he come from?
Afl:i still want my cookie!
j master: what are you talking about, i was here the whole time!
meiscool: but then why didnt we see you before?
j master: you would have, but you were to busy looking at that ridiculous Rebellious Red Reading Raven!
Post by: game_maniac on May 17, 2007, 05:52:02 PM
*gets killed by the black fog monster.*
Game_Maniac: What the hell ?! Why did I get killed?
Director: We wanted to add more emotion to the story.
Game_Maniac: But I only appeared for a total of two seconds!
Director: Well, actually we just kill off everyone who asks for a raise.
Game_Maniac: But I didn't ask for a raise...
Director: Security!
Post by: ellie-is on May 17, 2007, 08:29:55 PM
Lucas: OK, take this damn cookie!
AFL: Yay!!
Lucas: We should explore the jungle.... Who come with me?
AFL: I would go with you, but I have to finish the cookie first...
Lucas: Ok, I can wait.
G_Maniac: Tu vais a floresta investigar minha morte?
Lucas: Wrong topic... You can only speak portuguese on Unmod, otherwise nobody will understant. By the way, are you dead?
G_Maniac: Of course I am!
Lucas: Who cares?
Post by: Koopapooper on May 18, 2007, 05:43:41 PM
Lucas:Well duh,its a Damn rock!
AFL: :'(
*Guy shows up*
Guy:Hi Im Koopa got water?
AFL:GO TO HELL!
Lucas:Hes mad over his cookie.
Koopa:Its okay, Id be pissed if my cookie was a rock too.
Native:Uma Woncka!
Lucas:Hell, didnt know there would be natives on the Island.
Koopa:Its not, look its a Pokemon
Pokemon:Woncka!
Lucas:Since the creators of Pokemon have made the dumb things only say theyr names...Its a Wonka
Koopa:Its making Wonka bars on AFL!
AFL:Yay!
Lucas:Those arnt Wonka bars !
Koopa:Oh ya AFL those is Wonka Pie!
AFL:Pie!YAY!
Lucas:He meant to say its Sh**....
AFL:*Wipes brown stuff off face* Ohh...Yuck
Wonka:WOnka!
AFL:Shut Up sick animal!
Koopa:AFL is da Pwned.lol...So got fresh bottles of water?
Post by: ellie-is on May 18, 2007, 08:07:15 PM
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on May 19, 2007, 02:35:20 AM
Lucas: It was all a dream? Hell yes!
AFL: ?
Lucas: Long Story.
AFL: Plenty of time.
Lucas: look at the past two posts.
AFL: Oh, that crap? Its just random nonsense.
Daetyrnis: Are you coming?
AFL: Oh right!
Meiscool: I''m ready for that org... I mean trip with them!
Post by: j_master on May 19, 2007, 02:46:04 AM
lucas: yes!
j master: but it's dangerous in there!
daetymis: we'll be fine!
*afl gets flown away by cookie bird.*
j master: shouldn't we save him?
Post by: Daetyrnis on May 19, 2007, 02:52:20 AM
Lucas: "Why, the jungle of course!"
Daetyrnis: "... I meant which direction, I can chart this island for reference later." *sketches view from current position* "There, I'll just assume heading into the jungle is North, and.... voilà!
Post by: ellie-is on May 19, 2007, 02:26:15 PM
AFL: Hey, save me!
Lucas: But its dangerous...
Daentyrnis: *Shots the bird and save AFL*
AFL: Where you got the gun?
Daetyrnis: In the plane...
Lucas: Hey, I found a car on the jungle!
AFL: No, you dont. In the tv lost, its just on the 3rd season.
Lucas: Ok, I wait... Lets go in the jungle. To north!
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on May 19, 2007, 05:22:29 PM
Lucas: LOST?!??! YOU DON'T KNIOW WHAT LOST IS?!?!?! Its a show that is similar to our prediciment here.
AFL: OH! That Lost. Ok. TV is telelvision then. Ok. There we go. That explains it.
J_master:*undead cookie bird comes back just to eat him, just like a cookie*
Lucas: NO MORE J_MASTER!!!! YAY!!!!!!!
AFL: By the way, I love you map Daetyrnis.
Daetyrnis: Thank you. It took me a few hours to make it.
AFL: Hm... I made the same thing in a few seconds.
Daetyrnis: Oh... same here, the rest of it was looking for a computer with Paint. All that was around were Macs.
Mac: Hello, I'm a Mac.
PC: And I'm a PC. Hey Mac, I think I'll pull up a map from google to help these folks.
Mac: Already done.
PC: What?
Mac: I did it while you were talking.
PC: Why do you always have to do everything better than me? I am going to strangle you!
Mac: Wait PC! I have... I have a confession. I have always seen you as superior and I...
Gemini: Are you guys done?
PC: Almost. *Strangles and kills Mac*
AFL:...I knew I shouldn't have let them sit by eachother on the way here...
Post by: game_maniac on May 19, 2007, 07:27:16 PM
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Game_maniac: So lonely...
Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 19, 2007, 11:09:08 PM
*Flies off*
Post by: Grandy on May 20, 2007, 04:01:40 AM
MIC: Couldn't he just... taken us away?
Grandy: Not until strange things happen. It's one of the rules of this place.
MIC: How'd you know?
Grandy: *points to a sign*
--Beach Rules--
-NO throwing garbage on the beach.
-NO dogs allowed
-NO camping allowed
-NO swimming naked
-NO leaving the island without first solving a big mistery and almost dying trying to call for help
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Lucas: It's almost as if this sign is trying to tell us something...
Grandy: You're right, what is it boy?
Sign: *obviously doesn't moves*
MIC: ... nah, maybe it's just our impression.
-MEANWHILE, IN A NEARBY WELL-
Timmy: *inside the well* I hope Sign brings help!
-BACK TO THE BEACH-
Grandy: So buddy, what will we eat today?
*silence*
Lucas: Dude, you're talking to a volleyball.
Grandy: I call him ballie.
Daertynis: This would be great if we were parodying Cast Away, but this is Lost dude.
Grandy: *Punchline*
Audience: *cheers*
Post by: game_maniac on May 20, 2007, 10:12:23 AM
lucas_irineu: You can't just come back from the dead like that!
Game_maniac: Watch me. With everything that has been happening, it's not like someone coming back to life is that weird.
Grandy: It doesn't work like that, you need to exlain why and exactly how did you come back to life.
Game_maniac: Sure, it will all be explained in the next season, but by the time that happens, everyone will be too busy figuring out why did I kill everyone in this island by not pushing a button every 108 minutes, while the clock kept on ticking down TICK TOCK TICK TOCK EVERYONE WILL DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH TICK TOCK woah was that you clock nope it was that acid over there oh I see it damm those naughty acids I'll show you what's what come over here and try it big guy oh yes I will.
lucas_irineu: ...
Game_maniac: I brought sombreros so the sun doesn't screw with our heads.
Grandy: Too late for that.
Post by: ellie-is on May 20, 2007, 04:07:35 PM
Grandy: ??
Lucas: Lets go inside the jungle!!!!1!!!!! >:(
AFL: Wait a sec...
Lucas: AFL! FINISH YOUR DAMN COOKIE! G_MANIAC! I DONT CARE IF YOU ARE DEAD OR NOT, GO TO THE DAMN JUNGLE! GRANDY! STOP TALKING WITH THAT VOLEYBALL AND COME HERE! MIC! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THIS COCONUT??!
AFL: *cries*
G_M: Why are you so mad?
Grandy: This voley ball is my friend! :(
MIC: I can explain...
Lucas: Ok... Lets go to the damn jungle... GM goes first, because since he already died once, he is not important...
GM: Hey, I am here!
Lucas: You should not be here! Go to the jungle!
Post by: game_maniac on May 20, 2007, 06:40:16 PM
(cookie to anyone who gets the reference)
Game_maniac: Aw crap, why didn't we stay in the beach? C'mon, let's go back and see who can make the biggest sand castle or something.
Post by: danielturipa on May 21, 2007, 05:44:59 AM
Post by: j_master on May 21, 2007, 09:51:31 AM
Lucas: Yay, surfs up!
j master: ummm... guys, you know your rolling in mud?
Lucas: it's our fantasy, keep out!
Post by: danielturipa on May 21, 2007, 10:12:31 AM
game maniac: beeeeping beep whhy did you do the you beep!!!!!
danielturipa:its your fantasy to you no
lucas:imma monkey to i love the jungle
danielturipa: O my o my
xD
Post by: game_maniac on May 21, 2007, 04:13:08 PM
Quote
danielturipa:its your fantasy to game maniac!!!! (SPLAT!!!)
game maniac: beeeeping beep whhy did you do the you beep!!!!!
danielturipa:its your fantasy to you no
lucas:imma monkey to i love the jungle
danielturipa: O my o my
o_o?
>_<
O_O
Holy... I mean... I'll just ignore the,uh... whole "playing" in the mud thing...
lucas_irineu: So, what do we do now?
Game_maniac: Supposedly we were going to explore the jungle and have many jolly adventures, but we get sidetracked a little too easily.
lucas_irineu: Let's find a a hatch/ nuclear shelter!
Game_maniac: Pfft, yeah right, on a desert island? What are the chances of that?
Grandy: What are you still doing here? Go and help the rest of the guys bring the dynamite we're gonna use to blast open the door to that hatch with the computer and the machine that goes PING!
Game_maniac: I saw that coming a mile away...
Post by: j_master on May 22, 2007, 04:56:24 AM
Grandy: I doubt it.
*Blows open hatch*
*hatch lid falls on j master*
j master: .... i knew it ....
Post by: Koopapooper on May 22, 2007, 05:39:14 PM
Ackbar:Its a trap!
Jmaster: Duh!
Ackbar:Beam me up Shotty!
*Guy disappears*
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on May 22, 2007, 09:00:36 PM
Lucas: Ignore it and it might go away!
Daetyrnis: I don't think its going to leave anytime soon...
Post by: elementalhero76 on May 22, 2007, 09:42:36 PM
Hirohito(eh76): sigh I teleported into this dark, dank, dreary place. I have no powers anymore and I can't teleport home.
Thanks a lot author of this damn game!!!!
*a big explosion rocks the place*
Hirohito: >_O what teh hell was that?
G_M: heh you here also?
Hirohito: Who are you? Its been months since I posted on charas.
G_M: I'm just your frendly neighborhood spider man...wait that has nothing to do with lost!
Hirohito: ... -_-
Meis: where is the computer with the push button I want to cyber!
Hirohito: o.O ...ok... um... what are you doing here?
AFL: I want my cookie!!!! :yell:
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on May 22, 2007, 09:57:37 PM
Post by: elementalhero76 on May 22, 2007, 10:22:05 PM
Meis: no one cares washed up hero!
Hirohito: Washed up?! I may not have any powers but I still have my sword! So I can Kill you all if you don't back off. We can work together or fight its all your choice!
AFL: Well I don't want to die...so can we please start to get along?
all: *mumbles amongst selves*
Mies: I suppose we can all tollerate him. As long he doesn't do anything rediculous like those rediculous rebellious red reading ravens...
Raven: I heard that!
Hirohito: Yeah and I don't care what you heard! You sound like food right now.
Raven: I can fly and you cannot. Humans are so helpless that they have to use planes to fly. Why don't you just try to kill me for food?
Hirohito: I think I will and while im at it I'll kill your friends too outside.
Raven: Ha! *flies off and gets head chopped off in mid flight.*
All: yay food!
Hirohito: I'll be back. Ew J_master! Don't eat that raw!
J_master:*speaks with a bloody raven in his mouth* mumph...borry!
*hirohito leaves the hatch and shreaks can be heard from out side as riduculous rebellious red reading ravens are being cut to shreads.*
Warxe: at least he's helpful in this thread than in any other...
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on May 26, 2007, 02:15:31 PM
eh76: Oh. Well then...
game_maniac: Oh...
AFL: well game_maniac, what you had said worked well. But the hatch thing someone said was bit too lost-like.
Meiscool: *finds a large storage room filled with movies labeled XXX and locks self in*
Everyone: ...
Warxe: Anyone else going back to the beach to have a sandcastle contest with me and game_maniac?
Everyone but eh76 and meiscool: Sand Castles!!
Post by: elementalhero76 on May 29, 2007, 11:34:56 AM
mic: get your own porn!
eh76: turns on random computer and changes home page from charas to eh76sucks.com (a hentai site rofl!)
later....
archem turns on comp: Wtf?! Mies!!!!!!!
Meis: what did i do?
*Charas Chorus sings the Internet is for porn...*
Archem: out...out...out...out...out!!!! *pushes them out*
Charas Chorus: but...
Archem: no buts...Go make sand castles or something.
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on June 03, 2007, 07:13:18 PM
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on July 23, 2007, 04:03:21 PM
Post by: crunkman2000 on July 23, 2007, 04:14:31 PM
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on August 04, 2007, 05:20:10 PM
*gets e-mail back*
The E-mail reads:
I'm sorry, we cannot aid you now due to the fact all of our resources that could save you are over seas. Thank you, and have a nice day.
...Dammit.
Post by: c0rn on April 29, 2008, 06:41:09 AM
Update: Our resources are still tied up; However, we will beam down one of our best agents c0rn.
AFL: Umm, Everyone has drowned
c0rn: It's ok I have some pheonix downs with me
*resurrects everyone*
c0rn: Ok, Now Let's dance!!!
Post by: WarxePB on April 29, 2008, 08:07:06 PM
Warxe: God damn godmodding noobs, trying to tell me what to do. Well, I'll show them! I'll show them all!!!
G_M: That's a pretty nice sandcastle there, Warxe.
Warxe: Thanks. But it's not just a sand castle. It's a... *presses a suspicious red button on the sand castle, which proceeds to transform into a giant sand crab* TRANSFORMING CRAB CASTLE! I call it Sandcrab.
Archem: Attack its weakpoint for massive damage!
Warxe: Fool. My Sandcrab has anti-meme insurance. It costs me 9001 dollars a day, but it's worth it.
Grandy: IT'S OVER 9000!!! *crushes scouter*
AFL: WHAT 9000? There's no way that can be right!
Warxe: Ah, it feels good to be back. Now, Sandcrab, go and slaughter a pig, and mount its head upon a stick!
Post by: lilsniffs3 on April 29, 2008, 08:57:04 PM
Warxe: ATTACK!
Warxe: It has anti-meme insurance!
Lilsniffs: IMMA IGNORIN YO INSURURANCE!
Warxe: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
*Shoop Da Whoop!*
*AFL walks over to lilsniffs and punches him.*
*Sandcrab takes Lilsniffs' head and puts it on a stick.*
Warxe: Good Sandcrab. Excellent.
Post by: cherko on April 29, 2008, 09:32:04 PM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 29, 2008, 10:56:44 PM
I don't know whether it was the amount of time I had spent in the dark, or my bladder clouding my judgement, but it took me a good few minutes to realise that I had emerged underwater, and only then when I realised that I couldn't breathe. I had tunneled further than I thought! I struggled to swim upwards but my foot was caught in the mouth of a shark. As my blood left me and oxygen escaped me, I drifted out of time and space. Where every second is a lifetime of the universe.
But it was not the end.
The Valar has sent me back, until my task is done.
So... what've you guys been up to?
AFL: Not much. *Gets trodden on by sandcrab*
Post by: lilsniffs3 on April 30, 2008, 01:45:18 AM
*Eats "Pork" on a stick.
AFL: That was-
MT11: Low on fat?
AFL: No. It was-
MT11: Low on carbs?
*MT11's stomach grumbles
MT11: I feel sick.
Post by: c0rn on April 30, 2008, 05:42:26 AM
*MT11: waddles into the depths of the forest
MT11: (girlish yelp) Eeeeeeeeeeek!
AFL: I think he's In trouble
c0rn: No Need to worry gang, I'm going in!
Post by: lilsniffs3 on April 30, 2008, 06:06:03 AM
*Cue western battle music.
Osmose: I'm a black mage!
MT11: That's what they all say!
*Moosetroop izza chargin his lazars.
MT11: Shoop da whoop!
Battlescreen: Internet Meme, critical damage!
*Osmose throws a Pokeball at MT11
Battlescreen: Moosetroop11 caught!
LATER
Osmose: Look what I got Warxe!
*Pokeball rattles.
MT11: SHOOP DA WHOOP!
*Pokeball explodes, and Moosetroop escapes.
*MT11 throws up on c0rn.
*Moosetroop licks his lips.
AFL: That's not really-
*BITE*
*MT11 throws up again.
*C0rn flows out.
*Moosetroop stares at Lucas Irineu's Pleasent, and licks his lips again.
Post by: HobomasterXXX on April 30, 2008, 08:41:25 AM
MT11: ****. Not him again.
Everyone: *walks off*
DWMM: *looks at MT11's vomit* OOH!! Carrots!!!
Post by: lilsniffs3 on April 30, 2008, 07:34:47 PM
MT11: MAH CAROTZ!
MT11: SUPER BUNNEH ATTACK!
*Glin flies down from helicopter and throws rocks at DWMM. He returns via ladder to the helicopter.
AFL: Couldn't we have gotten out of here on that helicopter?
Warxe: Or ironically take the raft on the shoreline-
MT11: -that's being used by a Sim.
*Osmose comes and throws Pokeball at MT11
*MT11 dodges and the ball hits Sandcrab.
Battlescreen: Sandcrab caught!
Battlescreen: Sandcrabs data has been added to the Pokedex!
Pokedex: A sand castle. DUH!
Battlescreen: Would you like to name your Sandcrab?
Osmose: Yes.
Later
Name: Fergie, LVL 20, She-male
Osmose: Take that Warxe!
C0rn: What'd I miss?
DWMM and MT11: CAROTZZZ!!!
Both: I'm full. BLAURGH!
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on April 30, 2008, 08:34:30 PM
lilsniffs: An island we landed on a year ago.
AFL: ...A YEAR AGO!?!?!
(Wow... I had completely forgotten about this thread. Thanks whoever revived it. lol. Ha, this post was made exactly ... well not to the hour... of my posting of this thread. XD)
Post by: c0rn on April 30, 2008, 11:05:00 PM
c0rn: I don't know what you guys are talking about I've been here for like a day and a half.
AFL: Yeah it seems like only a day and a Half has passed for the rest of us too
Osmose: Fergie's gonna get us out of this dump
Fergie: Fergie!!!
Osmose: NO Fergie!!!! That's a Bad Fergie!!! Those carrots are for later.
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Originally posted by A Forgotten Legend
(Wow... I had completely forgotten about this thread. Thanks whoever revived it. lol. Ha, this post was made exactly ... well not to the hour... of my posting of this thread. XD)[/B]
(It was too good to be closed)
Post by: lilsniffs3 on May 01, 2008, 08:04:27 PM
Fergie: FERGIE!
*Fergie protects Lilsniffs' body.
Lilsniffs: My cell phones in there!
Osmose: Fergie use Hydro Pump!
*Water souts out of Fergie's mouth and hits Lilsniffs' body.
*Body flies into the air
Lilsniffs: Team rocket is blasting off again!
*Helicopter comes.
All: Yay!
*Drops Lilsniffs' body.
Everyone except me: Boo.
*Head gets attached.
*I put on Ash's hat.
Lilsniffs: Tauros, GO!
*Herd of cows come to Fergie.
*Fergie takes out Uzis and shoot cows.
Lilsniffs: They're mating!
*Fergie keeps shooting at cows.
Lilsniffs: Tauros, FLAMETHROWER!
*Baby cow shoots fire from its horns.
Osmose: You know what to do Fergie!
Fergie: KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Warxe: Moosetroop, what's his power level?
MT11: IT'S OVER NINE THHOOOUUUUSSSSSAAAAAANNNNNNNDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!
AFL: Deja vu........
Post by: Phayre on May 01, 2008, 09:45:23 PM
Phayre: holy crap, did I just miss an epic fight scene? How disappointing. Well, *cracks open Vanilla Coke Zero* ummm.... anybody want a coke?
Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 01, 2008, 10:50:36 PM
Post by: c0rn on May 01, 2008, 11:15:37 PM
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*Itemfinder has picked up a signal
* c0rn receives a spraycan
c0rn: Ok open up your trading menu
MT11: OK
*submits*
c0rn: aww crap, trading bug! Now we both have to log out and log back in!
***c0rn Logs Out** He will be missed
***MT11 Logs Out** He Will be missed
***c0rn Logs In** Hello c0rn
***MT11 Logs In** Hello MT11
c0rn: here you go MT11
*MT11 recieves a spraycan
MT11: Thanks I haven't showered for a while.
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on May 02, 2008, 12:25:55 AM
Phayre: Have a Vanilla Coke Zero.
AFL: Yessss...
Lucas: *is eaten by a kitten and never seen again*
AFL: Kitten! I've been looking for you!
Kitten: *coughs up lucas's shoe*
AFL: What have I told you? Chew your food!
Kitten: Meow. ^^ *purrrr*
Post by: Rayonius on May 02, 2008, 05:23:34 AM
Rayonius: Is it too late to enter the sandcastle contest?
Everyone: ...
Rayonius: Yeah? Too late, I'm guessing?
Everyone: ...
Rayonius: Okay then, I'm just gonna go back into my hole.
Post by: lilsniffs3 on May 02, 2008, 12:11:35 PM
Rayonius: I shall be going back now.
*Runs out.
*Beam comes out hole.
*Lilsniffs turns on computer and then internet.
Lilsniffs: Ewwwwwwwww.
*Switches home page to disneychannel.com
Lilsniffs: Ewwww. More EH76.
*Turns on cell phone.
*SHOCK*
*Cell phone explodes.
Lilsniffs: This sh*t is nuclear?
*Goes to play Charas Pub.
Post by: c0rn on May 03, 2008, 05:58:23 AM
*Charas Pub and the Stairs Explode*
Lilsniffs: I'm bored, I think I'm gonna go make a monument in c0rn's honor.
c0rn: Wow Sniff's, that's sounds like a swell idea, build it over Rayonius's hole.
Post by: lilsniffs3 on May 04, 2008, 04:02:41 AM
Lilsniffs: Nice try!
*Thinks
Lilsniffs: I know who to build one for!
C0rn: Who?
Lilsniffs: OBVIOUSLY,
Lilsniffs: AFL. He's my idol.
AFL: Yeah Phayre, how come you don't make a Vanilla Coke can sculpture of me? Lilsniffs enthusiastic about it!
*Phayre looks backwards.
Phayre: Where's my Vanilla Coke box?
AFL: *Points to Lilsniffs and a statue of AFL.
Phayre: How will I live without my Vanilla Coke?
AFL: Jump on Lilsniffs stomach till he throws up and drink it?
* Everybody jumps on Lilsniffs stomach.
Post by: c0rn on May 04, 2008, 06:18:15 AM
Everyone: hmm yeah sorry.
c0rn: If anything, we should jump on the midnight train going anywhere.
Post by: HobomasterXXX on May 04, 2008, 06:51:26 AM
c0rn: Erm... why exactly?
DWMM: I don't know... i just feel as if I have to dig this hole.
c0rn: Ok..... I'm gonna go look at that crate full of porn I found now.
DWMM: You don't know what you're missing out on!!! *digs some hole*
DWMM: I'm gonna go look at porn now.
Lilsniffs: Hey, a hole!!!! *jumps in shallow hole-ditch*
Post by: lilsniffs3 on May 04, 2008, 08:11:13 PM
*DWMM and C0rn ignore.
*Lightning strikes and tree falls. Tree pushes porn crate into lilsniffs hole.
Lilsniffs: EWWW. Its EH76.
*Pushes crate out.
Post by: c0rn on May 05, 2008, 07:05:18 AM
*pulls crate back into hole
MT11: Ok guys, now lets move the Siamese twin monument of c0rn and AFL.
Lilsniffs: huh the ground is collapsing above me.
*the hole caves in leaving a helpless Lilsniffs in complete lack of air.
c0rn: hey did you guys here a girlish scream from inside the hole we just covered?
DWMM: nah, must of been a girlish scream outside of the hole.
Lilsniffs: Oh Well, EH76 it is, at least its not 2girls1cup!!
Post by: HobomasterXXX on May 05, 2008, 07:55:11 AM
MT11: Did you hear that?
DWMM: No. *stabs ground under statue with a large spear*
MT11: Ok.
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on May 05, 2008, 07:34:33 PM
...
I need to get off this island before i go craz....ier.
Post by: c0rn on May 05, 2008, 09:16:52 PM
AFL: Unless What?
c0rn: There is one way. You must travel to the Oasis of Doom, retrieve the Key of danger, travel to the dungeon of crap and slay the beastie who is hiding behind the gate of the damned!
AFL: I dunno, that seems like a looooot of work, not to mention a great waste of time. Why don't we just build an Air Ship instead?
c0rn: hahaha, many have tried to follow that path, but none have came back alive....
*Points to a Pile of Bones*
AFL: And embarking on a quest to slay a beast won't get me killed? Besides, those are fish bones.
c0rn: hehehe we will meet again in philippi!!!
*Throws a Smoke Bomb*
Eeryone: *hack* *cough* *cough* *Wheeze*
AFL: c0rn You're still here, everyone can see you hiding behind those bushes. you're just making a fool out of yourself.
c0rn: Am I? Or have you mis-looked?
AFL: See if you had vanished you wouldn't have responded! man whatever, that kid is wierd.
*Monologue* c0rn: hehehe Little to do they know, they have a dangerous journey ahead of them, but will they survive?...........
*SPOILER ALERT*
Yes They Do.
Post by: HobomasterXXX on May 06, 2008, 11:42:54 AM
AFL: I wonder what's inside?
DWMM: A... A MAP!!!!! It's a map of the island.
MT11: Cool, can we see it?
DWMM: Sure *points at attached image*
Everyone:.....
MT11: Bull. Thats clearly a fake map. I'll prove it with this mine detector *pulls Mine Detector from pocket*
MT11: Ok lets see here.....
Mine detector: *explodes*
Post by: lilsniffs3 on May 06, 2008, 11:46:03 AM
MT11: Your coffee is over there.
AFL: OK.
*Walks to the coffee and grabs it.
*Walks back.
AFL: *sip* Damn good coffee.
MT11: Yeah.
C0rn: (Thinking) They're having coffee.....WITHOUT ME?
(Up in the sky)
Grandy in airship: W00t! Getting away from this damned island!
(Back down)
AFL: *Sip*
MT11: *Sip*
DWMM: *Sip*
*Speed Racer theme plays.
Everyone: This coffee......needs.......more.........COWBELL!!!
*Everyone gets off to get some cowbell from Lilsniffs' bag.
* Mach 5 comes out of nowhere with C0rn in the front seat. He crashes at the log and is sent flying in the sky.
*Car crashes through Grandy's airship.
*Airship comes and crashes into Lilsniffs' bag, exploding it into the forest.
Everyone: MAAHHH COWBELL.
*And so begins their perilous journey into the tri-state area.
Post by: HobomasterXXX on May 06, 2008, 12:18:46 PM
!!!!!EXPLOSION EFFECT COOL FUNNY FX CGI!!!!!
DWMM: Ah, what a shame. He died so young.
Post by: c0rn on May 06, 2008, 03:44:16 PM
DWMM: Phew...
c0rn: However, littlesniffs has suffered some permanent damage. One of his taste buds has become defective. I know, I Know, fight your tears gang, That's one cup of coffee he'll never enjoy again.
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on May 06, 2008, 10:52:16 PM
Post by: lilsniffs3 on May 06, 2008, 11:20:59 PM
Lilsniffs: Wheres everybody?
Lilsniffs: OooOOooh, it's an ammo pack!
*Points to Mines.
*Walks over "Ammo packs."
DWMM: KABOOSHY!
Post by: c0rn on May 07, 2008, 05:58:26 AM
Director:
Lilsniffs, I need more references to EH76
DWMM, You have to say stuff like you mean it, you know like it comes from the heart
AFL, Quit questioning the script, If i decide to quote shakespear, then by gosh, By golly I'm
gonna quote Shakespear. If you wan't to talk about it then the time you're wasting will
come out of your paycheck!
c0rn, You need to be more asian, remember your character, you're an asian fisherman who was
washed ashore.
Director: Ok now no more nonsense, again from the top and we're live in
3....
2...
1..
Random Guy: Scene 86 of Barbie's Dreamhouse III: Island Adventures, Return of the SandCrab Part Two...
*ACTION!*
Post by: HobomasterXXX on May 07, 2008, 09:26:40 AM
Post by: c0rn on May 07, 2008, 03:50:46 PM
DWMM: I'll try
*ACTION!!*
DWMM: Rawr, That hunk just doesn't die!!!!!
*goes berserk and rubs the knife all over littlesniffs body many times*
DWMM: Yeah you like that?
Littlesniffs: I'm not complaining.
Director: perfect, perfect.
Post by: HobomasterXXX on May 07, 2008, 11:18:45 PM
Post by: c0rn on May 08, 2008, 01:08:14 AM
littlesniffs: I'm immortal.
DWMM: T_T
c0rn: Vut Huppuneen?
Post by: lilsniffs3 on May 09, 2008, 09:52:37 PM
*C0rn points to "Littlesniffs"
C0rn: Who the F*ck is that?
Lilsniffs: My immortal stunt double named Zeus.
Zeus: I WILL BLOW YOU ALL UP WITH MY LIGHTNING.
Director: Take 2!
lilsniffs: Eww. A sex scene.
C0rn: Oh shut up.
Lilsniffs: STFU NUB!
C0rn: Don't make me get Kid Icarus.
Lilsniffs: So, Pit can't shoot farther than the length of the tree!
C0rn: True.
AFL: But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and EH76 is the sun.
DWMM: BUT I LOVE HIM TOO DUDE!
EH76: O AFL, AFL! wherefore art thou AFL?
DWMM: You-
* Entertainment wrestling punches EH76.
EH76: Parting is such sweet sorrow!
*Falls to the ground and coughs out candy.
Phone: Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, banana phone!
Lilsniffs: That's mine.
Phone: You have one missed call.
Lilsniffs: OH SNAP.
*Lilsniffs explodes.
Post by: Dominicy on May 12, 2008, 07:12:26 PM
Lucas: *in fetal position* Bad... Bad things.
Dominicy: Screw this, There's a badass Tales of The Crypt wanna-be with Freddy. *leaves*
Post by: c0rn on May 12, 2008, 09:54:36 PM
c0rn: cmon AFL, he didn't mean it!
AFl: YES he did!!!
c0rn: well we were having so much fun, he can screw off.
AFl: sniff, Yeah.
everyone: we were going to vote him off next week anyways.
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on May 12, 2008, 10:24:54 PM
Post by: Dominicy on May 13, 2008, 12:32:16 AM
Dragonium: But we're on a deserted-
Dominicy: NOW!!
c0rn: NUUUU! I WAS GHEI FOR HIM!!!
Lucas: Me too!!
Phayre: ME TOOO!!!... << >> << >>
Dominicy: Everybody's ghei for AFL. XP
Post by: c0rn on May 13, 2008, 07:40:55 AM
Lucas: Yeah last thing i remember was getting hit by a shovel by dominicy and then when i woke up i couldn't stop staring at AFL's butt.
Dominicy: Rats, my plan to keep AFL occupied and flee the island on a magical turtle has been foiled!!! And I would've gotten away with it if weren't for you meddling kids.
c0rn: another item tagged and bagged, take him to the dungeon!!! (Eeerie music plays in harmony with our footsteps)
Post by: Rayonius on May 13, 2008, 11:36:56 PM
(http://www.film.com/tv/story/cursed-numbers-why-lost-seems/13550259)
Post by: lilsniffs3 on June 26, 2008, 05:44:41 AM
Lilsniffs: What the hell happenned?
Rayonius: You died.
Lilsniffs: That was Zeus.
*Walks out to the live audience to two little children.
Lilsniffs: And remember kids, look both ways before brushing your teeth.
Children: Thank you Opti-lilsniffs, now we know.
Lilsniffs: And knowledge is only half the battle.
*Dragonium blows up island with super hyper laser that for now is a super awesome death ray.
*THE END*
*Seriously.*
*I'm being serious here.*
*But then there is a second season.*
*With another pilot, DUNDUNDUN.*
Post by: HobomasterXXX on June 26, 2008, 06:01:14 AM
Dragonium: With this enchanted mask. It shoots lasers.
DWMM: Ah. *puts on mask and kills lilsniffs*
Drag: Did i mention that that mask takes your soul and you are in its service for eternity.
DWMM: No.
Drag: Sorry...
DWMM: *Eyes glow red, voice changes* I'll need a suitable abode. *creates new island, complete with a secret fortress only he can enter*
Drag: ****.
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on June 27, 2008, 10:05:12 PM
Post by: HobomasterXXX on July 02, 2008, 12:58:49 AM
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on July 15, 2008, 07:09:52 PM
And this ended up being a n00bish knock off of the Charas Pub style anyway.