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Off-Topic => Creative arts => Topic started by: Razor on June 30, 2007, 11:41:38 PM

Title: Unfunny comics: 21st of December, 2012 comic
Post by: Razor on June 30, 2007, 11:41:38 PM
It's about time MooseTroop had some friendly competition, so I have made a new webcomic.

Unfunny comics (http://www.drunkduck.com/Unfunny_comics/)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v244/LupineWarlord/EP001.gif)
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Post by: Meiscool-2 on June 30, 2007, 11:49:28 PM
You win.
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Post by: aboutasoandthis on July 01, 2007, 12:04:52 AM
^agrees
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Post by: WarxePB on July 01, 2007, 12:19:15 AM
Yes, that is terribly funny.
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Post by: Razor on July 01, 2007, 12:22:13 AM
Best part is that I can pump this out daily if I feel so inclined.

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
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Post by: Ben on July 01, 2007, 03:45:09 AM
I enjoy this.
Because its like talking to some dude
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Post by: Archem on July 01, 2007, 04:19:35 AM
Moosetroop's gonna get himself in a heap of trouble once this gets enough steam behind it.
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Post by: Razor on July 01, 2007, 04:45:52 AM
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Originally posted by gemini
Because its like talking to some dude

I think that's the best possible comment I could have ever hoped for.
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Post by: Moosetroop11 on July 01, 2007, 08:58:37 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!







By which I mean, awesome.
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Post by: Razor on July 01, 2007, 09:31:41 PM
This won't be up for a while.
Damn you Drunk Duck servers.

Homoerotic Pinball
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on July 01, 2007, 10:01:13 PM
Nice. Not even a raining cats and dogs......and Warxe joke.
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Post by: Archem on July 01, 2007, 10:49:09 PM
I thought it was a four-panel comic, and I cracked up when I saw the rain! The other two panels were there, though, so I read them.
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Post by: Weregnome on July 01, 2007, 11:28:46 PM
Great stuff! The pinnacle of creativity
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Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 02, 2007, 12:42:21 AM
I love the crappy art style.
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Post by: coasterkrazy on July 02, 2007, 02:43:42 AM
Wow. I lol'd at all of them. Simply brilliant!

In an in-depth analysis, I think the reason for the funnyness of this comic would have to simply be how anticlimactic they are. It's like reverse psychology. Not laughing makes you laugh. And not even this realization of why it's funny will even make it not funny! Now that is true brilliance, Razor! Can't wait to see what else you come up with. :)
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Post by: Razor on July 02, 2007, 03:58:36 AM
I've got a few good ones this week. I like 4 and 5.
Thanks guys.

Also, CoasterKrazy! I don't think I've seen you for some time! Where you been? How you been?
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Post by: Razor on July 02, 2007, 08:33:45 PM
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Post by: Grandy on July 02, 2007, 08:46:42 PM
Dude, that is comedy.
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Post by: Archem on July 02, 2007, 10:07:52 PM
It's a major talent to make people laugh at things that aren't funny! Awesome job!
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Post by: Moosetroop11 on July 03, 2007, 12:39:14 PM
I don't think 003 worked as well, but this one's excellent :p
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Post by: Razor on July 03, 2007, 01:19:14 PM
Hahaha, thanks guys.
I think you'll enjoy 5+6 as much as I do.

Also, I've done up to 11. I'm a week ahead of myself!
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Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 03, 2007, 08:59:14 PM
Curious how disappointment is funny.
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Post by: coasterkrazy on July 04, 2007, 02:55:32 AM
So true! I get that often...

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Originally posted by Razor
I've got a few good ones this week. I like 4 and 5.
Thanks guys.

Also, CoasterKrazy! I don't think I've seen you for some time! Where you been? How you been?


Haha I'm still around, just not nearly as much. I've just been up to a lot lately, but I've been pretty good thanks!
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Post by: Razor on July 04, 2007, 07:23:20 AM
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Post by: CoolZidane on July 04, 2007, 02:10:21 PM
These are funny!
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Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 04, 2007, 05:51:31 PM
Dude, if you randomly had an arrow pointing to the bird saying "Drace", I would've cried.

Seriously, add it in.
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Post by: Razor on July 04, 2007, 08:39:53 PM
Well I certainly have an idea for a later comic :p

Next comic up in 8 hours or so
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Post by: Archem on July 04, 2007, 11:42:50 PM
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Originally posted by Meiscool
Dude, if you randomly had an arrow pointing to the bird saying "Drace", I would've cried.

Seriously, add it in.

That made me lol twice at the same comic!
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Post by: Razor on July 05, 2007, 04:25:04 AM
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Post by: Archem on July 05, 2007, 03:21:17 PM
WIN!

Is that a reference to Dinosaur Comics?
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Post by: Razor on July 05, 2007, 08:44:54 PM
Not as reference as such, I just wanted a dinosaur. I did however sketch T-Rex from square 2, cause it's the easiest thing I could think of for "dinosaur head".
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Post by: Grandy on July 06, 2007, 12:43:47 AM
Say, that seemed like you ACTUALLY TRIED to be funny at that. DID YOU, RAZOR!?
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Post by: Razor on July 06, 2007, 01:25:58 AM
Never. How should I know talking dinosaurs = funny?

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Post by: Archem on July 06, 2007, 01:46:25 AM
This is so funny it should be against the law!
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Post by: Moosetroop11 on July 06, 2007, 08:57:04 AM
XDDDDDDD

Best one yet. By far
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Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 06, 2007, 05:09:59 PM
Drace -----> XD
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Post by: Tomi on July 06, 2007, 10:00:08 PM
ROFL :D
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Post by: Razor on July 07, 2007, 02:54:07 AM
Woo positive reception!
Which makes this one all the more necessary, I'm afraid.

Stop! Government time!
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Post by: Archem on July 07, 2007, 03:12:27 AM
I almost started crying from all the laughing I was doing there!

You deserve a hot dog made of dreams and aspartame.
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Post by: FFL2and3rocks on July 07, 2007, 07:05:36 AM
MOAR!
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Post by: Razor on July 07, 2007, 11:38:33 PM
Man I don't even know what I called this one seriously my photobucket won't load because I am on a like dialup speed since I went over my limit IT HURTS NESS
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Post by: Grandy on July 08, 2007, 12:37:12 AM
Instead of "yeah" he should've said "So, I learned not to judge people by their outside appearences."

 It'd be less punhline-like that way.
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Post by: Archem on July 08, 2007, 01:41:19 AM
A little less awesome than the past ones, but it's still cool.
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Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 08, 2007, 03:11:24 AM
9 wasn't as good as the others, but it was still better than 8.
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Post by: coasterkrazy on July 08, 2007, 05:01:29 AM
I did think 007 was dangerously close to being funny. It reminded me of a speech this guy gave one time... and "Hello mother" was a funny line. But yes, not being funny certainly makes me laugh! I don't even know why!
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Post by: Tomi on July 08, 2007, 05:25:46 PM
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Originally posted by Grandy
Instead of "yeah" he should've said "So, I learned not to judge people by their outside appearences."

 It'd be less punhline-like that way.

I agree.  It would make more sense and would be less funny.
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Post by: Moosetroop11 on July 08, 2007, 08:24:29 PM
If I understand correctly, you saw this belt in real life, did you not?

If so, awesome.
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Post by: Archem on July 08, 2007, 09:55:34 PM
I see those every so often.
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Post by: Razor on July 09, 2007, 01:57:58 AM
Oh wow, feedback!
Also, yes Jimmy, I saw it for reals. Awesome is rite.

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Post by: WarxePB on July 09, 2007, 02:02:06 AM
Maths does not work that way? Not do English, apparently.

CRITICISM'D
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Post by: Razor on July 09, 2007, 02:25:17 AM
Oh like "Maths do not work that way" sounds better.
MATHEMATICS=SINGULAR NOUN
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Post by: Archem on July 09, 2007, 02:29:07 AM
Coolzies. Also, you could try using "math", a singular, and the common form of the word here in the wild, wild west.
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Post by: Razor on July 09, 2007, 02:36:37 AM
Oh yeah? Screw your English.

Why don't you all focus on how I misspelt calculator, instead?
Which I think I fixed but never updated? Nah.
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Post by: Archem on July 09, 2007, 03:03:04 AM
You misspelled calculator? I thought you meant to type "calcualter"... Boy, is there egg on my face now! Hehe...
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Post by: Moosetroop11 on July 09, 2007, 02:30:21 PM
"Cannot divide by zero? That's a sucky calculator. Mine says "MATH ERROR"
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Post by: coasterkrazy on July 09, 2007, 04:08:29 PM
I lol'd on the fourth frame because I thought it was over (though I guess I should know better), so the rest was just kind of filler. But great!
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Post by: Bluhman on July 09, 2007, 04:24:06 PM
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Originally posted by Archem2
You misspelled calculator? I thought you meant to type "calcualter"... Boy, is there egg on my face now! Hehe...


 CALCUALTOR!
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Post by: Razor on July 09, 2007, 11:13:35 PM
I think I need to upload the next batch to photobucket
Hahaha! I don't know what one this is yet
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on July 10, 2007, 03:44:56 AM
No, dividing by 0 doesn't make it stop. It just creates that pesky pime taradox.
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Post by: Razor on July 10, 2007, 08:35:29 PM
Uh, ok. I did upload a comic yesterday, in case you missed it. You can find it two comics up.

How about some replies I mean geez
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Post by: Grandy on July 10, 2007, 11:15:38 PM
XD
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Post by: Moosetroop11 on July 10, 2007, 11:25:28 PM
Curse you. I find it impossible to criticise this comic.
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Post by: Razor on July 10, 2007, 11:31:43 PM
Awesome! I hit the weak spot for critical damage.
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Post by: Archem on July 11, 2007, 01:36:21 AM
It's the dinosaurs, man! Charas is weak against talking dinosaur-element attacks!
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Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 11, 2007, 06:31:23 AM
lol
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Post by: Daetyrnis on July 11, 2007, 03:07:59 PM
Ha, can't believe I didn't see these earlier.

Awesome.
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Post by: Razor on July 11, 2007, 11:39:19 PM
It's daily, ROTD.

hidden alt text noone will read ftw
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Post by: Revolution911 on July 12, 2007, 12:54:32 AM
LQTM

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Post by: Ben on July 12, 2007, 01:12:41 AM
freakin awesome. every one of these. Im glad I was on vacation and came back to five pages of this.


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Post by: Archem on July 12, 2007, 02:35:58 AM
That mirror-breaking action just owns.
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Post by: Tomi on July 12, 2007, 03:29:06 AM
Amazing.
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Post by: Razor on July 12, 2007, 09:27:21 PM
MADE YOU LOOK, YOU JERK
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Post by: Moosetroop11 on July 12, 2007, 09:32:56 PM
Whatever you say, crazy stick man person.
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Post by: Ben on July 12, 2007, 10:42:38 PM
Id totally get a tattoo of this guy.
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Post by: Razor on July 14, 2007, 01:04:01 AM
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Post by: Archem on July 14, 2007, 01:35:08 AM
Image not showing?!

But that was great. J-Lo got pwn't.

Or is Stick-Dude J-Lo in disguise?!! [insert plot twist here]
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Post by: Razor on July 14, 2007, 02:07:15 AM
Uh, whoops. I hadn't uploaded it to photobucket yet.
It's fixed now.
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Post by: Archem on July 14, 2007, 04:05:21 AM
Glad for the fix, and hahas for the factoring.
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Post by: Daetyrnis on July 14, 2007, 05:24:45 AM
I literally found the 0 and ∞ punchline funny, but that's just me and my humour.

Anyways, in response to your earlier response about this being daily; I'm not on Charas daily, nor did I think that this thread was actually a comic thread.  More like a thread about comics that aren't funny.

Either way, I was proved wrong and enjoyed it.
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Post by: Razor on July 14, 2007, 10:13:14 PM
penis
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Post by: Archem on July 15, 2007, 02:11:45 AM
SELLOUT!!
XD

I would have shat myself laughing if you put Pepsi on the side of that Coke can.
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Post by: Razor on July 16, 2007, 03:41:08 AM
I do not understand what you mean.
Oh God the pain doesn't end
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Post by: Ben on July 16, 2007, 04:00:04 AM
see, revisiting the conflict, in the guise of an alternate universe is beginning to skirt the edge of humor. its not....irony....but its almost funny man. Im just saying.
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Post by: Archem on July 16, 2007, 06:41:58 AM
I liked this one. It was goofy and almost brilliant.

And what I meant was if he picked the Pepsi can, but treated it as if it were a Coke. Basically this: Click, s'il vous plaît. (http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g32/Archem2/untitled.png)
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Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 16, 2007, 07:11:18 AM
Make one with a universe where he isn't thirsty.
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Post by: Archem on July 16, 2007, 07:39:33 AM
Make one in a universe where he doesn't take fan requests.
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Post by: Razor on July 16, 2007, 10:22:38 AM
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Originally posted by Archem2
I liked this one. It was goofy and almost brilliant.

And what I meant was if he picked the Pepsi can, but treated it as if it were a Coke. Basically this: Click, s'il vous plaît. (http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g32/Archem2/untitled.png)

I lol'd because it hardly makes sense.
Also my health and sleeping patterns haven't been very good since Friday.
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Post by: Archem on July 16, 2007, 03:27:15 PM
Poor you. You should get  drugged out on cough medicine and whatnot.
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Post by: Razor on July 16, 2007, 10:04:59 PM
Green acres IS the place to be? Well I'll be.
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Post by: Grandy on July 16, 2007, 10:35:04 PM
XDDDDDDDDDDD
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Post by: Ben on July 16, 2007, 11:35:33 PM
yessssssss
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Post by: Archem on July 17, 2007, 02:55:07 AM
If I had an official seal of approval, I'd issue it to you.
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on July 17, 2007, 03:28:20 AM
It's very unfunny  :|
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Post by: Moosetroop11 on July 17, 2007, 05:17:08 PM
Isn't that from Willy Wonka?
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Post by: Razor on July 18, 2007, 05:28:08 AM
Apparently so! I just got it from MSN, and I haven't seen the newest one yet. But that joke has probably been passed around long before Willy Wonka.

Best. Comic. Ever.
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Post by: Archem on July 18, 2007, 10:26:04 AM
Oh, now it's an educational comic? I SHALL READ SUCH A BOOK!!
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Post by: Moosetroop11 on July 18, 2007, 12:01:31 PM
The book drawing is almost skillful.
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Post by: Ben on July 18, 2007, 01:07:04 PM
archem...its a good book man.

Everyone...read that book...Discuss.


See, not only is this comic unfunny....its educational. You could potentially expose younger generations to literature they might not have found on their own accord.
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Post by: Razor on July 18, 2007, 02:21:17 PM
This is probably my favourite comic so far. I just love the way I drew that book in each frame. I don't even know why.
Next comic up in ~8 hrs from this post
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Post by: A Forgotten Legend on July 18, 2007, 03:19:18 PM
Is it bad that i found almost all of these funny?
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Post by: coasterkrazy on July 18, 2007, 04:49:32 PM
That was a great book.
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Post by: aboutasoandthis on July 18, 2007, 04:59:18 PM
Is it bad that I found none of these funny?

The coke one got me a bit. It doesn't make any sense though...
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Post by: Archem on July 18, 2007, 05:17:58 PM
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Originally posted by aboutasoandthis
Is it bad that I found none of these funny?

Yes. Very bad.

Go see a doctor, you may have cancerous AIDS.
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Post by: Tomi on July 18, 2007, 06:19:53 PM
^ He's a REAL Doctor.

And yes, read 1984, it's a really good book :)
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on July 18, 2007, 07:42:11 PM
Big Brother is watching you. And he wants your butt.
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on July 18, 2007, 08:42:17 PM
It's discussions like this that make me wish Fahrenheit 451 wasn't fiction.
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Post by: Razor on July 18, 2007, 11:16:10 PM
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Post by: Archem on July 18, 2007, 11:24:10 PM
^ Best one yet! That rabbit alone deserves half the internets!
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Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 19, 2007, 02:18:22 AM
Holy ****, I wish I were as good a suck-up as Archem. Yep.
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on July 19, 2007, 03:09:36 AM
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Originally posted by Meiscool
Holy ****, I wish I were as good a suck-up as Archem. Yep.


You and me both sis.
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Post by: Archem on July 19, 2007, 03:12:52 AM
Sorry, dawgs, but you'll never be as good as me! I don't even have to try, it's just natural for me to get brownie points from not acting out! :D
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Post by: Razor on July 19, 2007, 10:37:25 PM
Well I certainly enjoy it.

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Post by: Ben on July 19, 2007, 10:45:37 PM
that rabbit. it is highly...wicked
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Post by: Razor on July 19, 2007, 11:52:41 PM
Whoops, fixed
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Post by: Daetyrnis on July 20, 2007, 01:48:10 AM
Affect the Earth, Razor.  Not effect, affect.
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Post by: Razor on July 20, 2007, 02:53:21 AM
Same difference.
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Post by: Archem on July 20, 2007, 02:59:53 AM
Nice use of an oxymoron.
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Post by: Tomi on July 20, 2007, 03:39:33 AM
I don't like the more recent ones as much as the older ones.  The old ones were enjoyable because they weren't funny, but these more recent ones aren't really enjoyable or funny.  I don't know whats different, they just...are. :)
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on July 20, 2007, 12:38:37 PM
X-Files for the win.
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Post by: Razor on July 20, 2007, 09:28:03 PM
I'll be at a convention all day, so the comic will only be up at Drunkduck til I get back.
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Post by: Razor on July 21, 2007, 08:49:24 AM
Okay, since I like you more than deviantART, you get to see the SPECIAL NOT QUITE A COMIC COMIC


Followed by, the newest comic!
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Post by: Archem on July 21, 2007, 02:12:38 PM
Oh awesome!

And is that foreshadowing I smell burning in the microwave?
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Post by: Razor on July 22, 2007, 01:03:15 PM
I have no idea.
Also, my schedule is changed. Instead of uploading in the morning (6 hours from now) my comic will be updated at night, around now.
I'm going back to TAFE, you see.

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Post by: Grandy on July 22, 2007, 01:38:53 PM
See, the dramacity in this actually makes it funny.
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Post by: Moosetroop11 on July 22, 2007, 02:11:36 PM
Indeed. It would have been much less finny if he'd said "There's none left"
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Post by: Archem on July 22, 2007, 05:58:05 PM
Oh, the drama!
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Post by: Ben on July 22, 2007, 06:02:24 PM
man...this makes me want to work on my rip off comics.... not that it would matter. this one pretty much pwns me. And I dont have the software for my tablet on this computer. its five hours south.

The story arc made me....made me.....(whats the opposite of giggle?)....cough. Good work.
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Post by: Grandy on July 22, 2007, 07:24:49 PM
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Originally posted by Moosetroop11
Indeed. It would have been much less finny if he'd said "There's none left"


 Or, if I understood the way the guy talks, "It seems that there is none left. How awful."

 And then the plot should end RIGHT THERE because it would be UNFUNNY that way.
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Post by: Razor on July 22, 2007, 08:02:48 PM
lol
if only I wasn't dedicated to a week.
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Post by: nakamater on July 23, 2007, 03:09:36 AM
Can you please check these out:
**********
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Post by: Ben on July 23, 2007, 03:59:58 AM
not relavent in any way...
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Post by: Archem on July 23, 2007, 05:27:04 AM
Ok, that naka-dude's been spamming links to crap so far.

I smell a ban around the corner...
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Post by: Razor on July 23, 2007, 06:32:55 AM
It was so awesome to refresh that and see the ban appear. :p
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Post by: Razor on July 23, 2007, 12:10:25 PM
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Post by: Archem on July 23, 2007, 04:41:20 PM
This comic + that last post = made my day!
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Post by: Grandy on July 23, 2007, 04:57:19 PM
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Originally posted by Razor


 This one was unfunny. Congratulations.
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Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 23, 2007, 06:04:17 PM
Yeah, didn't make me laugh at all.

Not a grin, snicker, giggle, or eye-opening.
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Post by: SaiKar on July 23, 2007, 10:37:20 PM
Personal favorite is the "I'm from the government" one. It's been all downhill since then.
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Post by: Archem on July 23, 2007, 11:43:09 PM
Feh. Don't be a downer.
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Post by: coasterkrazy on July 24, 2007, 02:47:31 AM
I just stared at that one, bored. It wasn't funny. I didn't laugh at all...

:)
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Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 24, 2007, 04:22:03 AM
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Originally posted by Archem2
Feh. Don't be a downer.


Realist > Suckup

Personally, I think a funnier punchline for that last one would've been "Bye. I'm going to go buy a lightglobe now".
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Post by: Archem on July 24, 2007, 10:27:23 AM
Oh, I'm no suck-up, I'm just speaking my mind.

Even if my mind finds this stuff interesting. Besides, realists are too boring, try looking on the mildly insane side of things, it makes the world more bearable at the end of the day.
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Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 25, 2007, 02:30:11 AM
lol

much improved.
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Post by: Archem on July 25, 2007, 03:14:10 AM
I agree.

"It ain't no damn bunny rabbit!"

Oh wait... ATHF does not an Unfunny Comic make...
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Post by: Razor on July 25, 2007, 05:13:43 AM
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Originally posted by Meiscool
lol

much improved.

I honestly have no idea what it is you people want.
Title: so when do I get my own charas wiki entry
Post by: Razor on July 25, 2007, 01:28:59 PM
Title: nevaaaaaaaarrrrrrr
Post by: Tomi on July 25, 2007, 02:58:33 PM
Awesome, I lol'd
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Post by: Archem on July 25, 2007, 06:17:05 PM
Yay!
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Post by: Razor on July 26, 2007, 01:38:57 PM
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Post by: Moosetroop11 on July 26, 2007, 03:24:07 PM
IT IS DONE
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Post by: Razor on July 27, 2007, 02:03:48 PM
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Post by: Razor on July 28, 2007, 01:27:58 PM
Jerks, all of you. Where is everyone? I hope you're here to bear witness to SPECIAL GUEST COMIC



And then suddenly, more!
I spoil you with my free daily comics.

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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on July 28, 2007, 04:05:57 PM
That was funny. Stop it.
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Post by: drenrin2120 on July 28, 2007, 04:17:57 PM
Amazing, I lol'd at the last one.
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Post by: Archem on July 28, 2007, 05:01:32 PM
STOP THE FUNNY TRAIN!!!

Seriously. You hit a young couple who's car stalled on the tracks.
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Post by: Grandy on July 28, 2007, 05:38:58 PM
See Razor, the point is that breaking the fourth wall and randomness is funny. So is the awkward silence in the fourth panel.

 To make it unfunny, it's only a matter to add more trivial answers.

 "Why would be dark if it's daylight outside?"
 "Why, I guess we forgot to open the windows."
 "Oh, well, that was a waste of time going to buy the lightbulb then."
 "Indeed it was."
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Post by: Dragonium on July 28, 2007, 07:08:16 PM
Win. Especially that Guest Comic.
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Post by: Archem on July 28, 2007, 07:37:18 PM
I wonder if a guest comic thing will ever surface...........................[many more periods]
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Post by: ellie-is on July 28, 2007, 07:42:54 PM
They are funny...
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Post by: aboutasoandthis on July 28, 2007, 07:46:52 PM
028+029=XD
Title: If you can figure out this guy's name, you'll win a character named after you!
Post by: Razor on July 29, 2007, 04:41:08 AM
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Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 29, 2007, 04:59:44 AM
What is his name?
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Post by: Archem on July 29, 2007, 05:03:28 AM
It's a letter-based mystery! :|
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Post by: Razor on July 29, 2007, 05:22:14 AM
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Originally posted by Meiscool
What is his name?

It is a mystery. Guess and win.
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Post by: Bluhman on July 29, 2007, 05:24:44 AM
Valentine is my guess.
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Post by: HackersTotalMassLaser on July 30, 2007, 12:51:02 AM
vick
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Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 30, 2007, 01:11:35 AM
Vlad?
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Post by: aboutasoandthis on July 30, 2007, 01:14:01 AM
Vinny?
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Post by: Red Giant on July 30, 2007, 01:30:23 AM
Vagina

Now  what are we talking about
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Post by: Razor on July 30, 2007, 06:52:36 AM
You're all terribly wrong
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Post by: WarxePB on July 30, 2007, 12:07:32 PM
VVarxe
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Post by: Razor on July 30, 2007, 12:09:09 PM
Oh you

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Post by: drenrin2120 on July 30, 2007, 03:21:42 PM
Veronica
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Post by: Ace of Spades on July 30, 2007, 08:00:59 PM
V for Vendetta
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Post by: Archem on July 30, 2007, 08:43:22 PM
Virtuoso!







But that would make an awesome name...
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Post by: Razor on July 31, 2007, 10:12:13 PM
Whoops, 8 hours late.
Also, ZeroKirbyX won.

Also, disregard the typo. I did this one late and was tired and forgot to upload it here

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Post by: carrionmarksman on July 31, 2007, 10:20:55 PM
LOL these are good. Keep 'em coming
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Post by: Archem on July 31, 2007, 10:34:50 PM
HaHA!















Ha!
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Post by: Tomi on July 31, 2007, 11:56:24 PM
LOLOLOLOL *hearts and such*
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Post by: Grandy on August 01, 2007, 01:53:03 AM
That one was unfunny. CONGRATULATIONS.
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Post by: Razor on August 01, 2007, 07:10:16 AM
Okay backstory.
You'll probably not understand, or just laugh at it due to LOL RANDOM XD or something. Or maybe you'll get enjoyment out of the ordinary, like most of the time.
I actually made this a few days ago while surfing my favourite imageboard, when some internet meme from the dark corners was getting flooded. I whipped up this comic for the lulz.
And now it is here, where it will make little sense to you, probably.

And if you find this is too funny, I guess you can claim it isn't in canon.

Oh well.

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Post by: Ace of Spades on August 01, 2007, 09:04:38 AM
LOL RANDOM XD
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Post by: Bluhman on August 01, 2007, 10:48:11 PM
I get it. The joke is from this... Comic, with this angry construction worker guy who hates his sandwiches because they have Mayo.
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Post by: Archem on August 01, 2007, 11:42:38 PM
Reminds me of those old Mayo commercials where people would make these bad-*** sammiches, but toss them to the dogs (or in the case of the hungree dog, to the cats) because there was no mo' Mayo.
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Post by: Ace of Spades on August 02, 2007, 02:56:36 AM
Oh wait, I get it now. You obscurely put ZKX in a comic, but instead used his alter ego!
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Post by: Razor on August 02, 2007, 06:44:27 AM
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Originally posted by Bluhman
I get it. The joke is from this... Comic, with this angry construction worker guy who hates his sandwiches because they have Mayo.

Nope, not at all.
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Originally posted by Ace of Spades
Oh wait, I get it now. You obscurely put ZKX in a comic, but instead used his alter ego!

ZKX comes later. Maybe this week. I'm not sure yet.
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Post by: Razor on August 02, 2007, 12:52:37 PM
Oh well it looks like I ran out of ideas before I had to go
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Post by: Red Fox on August 02, 2007, 07:30:45 PM
Just read them all and I love them, don't know why just couldn't stop reading.
Title: I hope you have taste in movies
Post by: Razor on August 03, 2007, 12:49:13 PM
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Post by: Razor on August 04, 2007, 01:58:56 PM
Friday nights/Saturdays are slow on Charas.

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Post by: A Forgotten Legend on August 04, 2007, 08:50:02 PM
Oh no!  I thought it was Funny!  Ah!

Good job.
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Post by: Archem on August 04, 2007, 09:52:53 PM
Out of boredom in my pre cal. class, I wrote one of my own. I won't do anything with it, unless you submit that a guest comic week or something is on the horizon. In the meeeeeeentimes, I'll be laughing at unfunny stuff.

Amazing job with the lottery ticket one.
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Post by: Razor on August 05, 2007, 01:10:38 AM
No Archem, please, do.
I already stuck Dragonium's up earlier, and Grandy has sent me one just now. It would be awesome.
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Post by: Archem on August 05, 2007, 02:02:40 AM
Oh, cool then!

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
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Post by: Razor on August 05, 2007, 01:16:55 PM
Awesome, dude.
Speaking of which, check out this desktop I made.



"A good hour of my time.

This image contains every character who has appeared so far, excluding park woman and child, and Victor's mother from his flashback. And technically his father who was partially off screen as well.

It also gives a HUGE ambiguous hint towards the next storyline's direction. Enjoy your mystery!"

Also, there's a greyscale version if you'd like, in my deviantART scraps.
Now for today's comic!

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Post by: Prpl_Mage on August 05, 2007, 01:50:55 PM
I... Just can't help it... But these really isn't funny.
They're cool and really detailed and has some wonderful described personalities but I just can't help but to fail to see the humour in them...















/end sarcasm
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Post by: Archem on August 05, 2007, 05:33:54 PM
Um... Are you complimenting him or insulting him? I honestly can't quite decipher your statement...
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Post by: SaiKar on August 05, 2007, 10:33:56 PM
Yay for the I'm From the Government guy!
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Post by: Razor on August 06, 2007, 12:38:10 AM
Figures I'd have to have him in their to satisfy you, Sai. :p



And I'll just assume that confusing comment was nice things.
Title: Win another name in the comic!
Post by: Razor on August 06, 2007, 12:10:08 PM
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Post by: Fortet on August 06, 2007, 11:17:00 PM
lol
Scrubs is awesome :D
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Post by: Archem on August 07, 2007, 12:49:08 AM
Lol. Lonnie, I hope?
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Post by: Razor on August 07, 2007, 03:29:58 AM
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Originally posted by Archem2
Lol. Lonnie, I hope?

Oh ****







that was fast
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Post by: Archem on August 07, 2007, 03:32:14 AM
What? Did I win? Is Lonnie totally awesome or what?
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Post by: Razor on August 07, 2007, 03:39:09 AM
Yes. Now give me your for reals name so I can utilise it later.
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on August 07, 2007, 04:11:29 AM
His name is Silas.
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Post by: Razor on August 07, 2007, 01:53:15 PM
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Post by: Archem on August 07, 2007, 10:45:14 PM
I get it!
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Post by: Razor on August 07, 2007, 10:50:21 PM
Get what?
Give me your name.
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Post by: Archem on August 08, 2007, 12:07:18 AM
Get to your PM box, dood.
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Post by: Razor on August 08, 2007, 01:32:36 PM
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Post by: Grandy on August 08, 2007, 04:20:55 PM
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 Is Evil Ned the Janitor?
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Post by: Razor on August 09, 2007, 06:35:06 AM
No, no Janitor.
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Post by: Razor on August 09, 2007, 12:19:47 PM
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Post by: A Forgotten Legend on August 09, 2007, 12:36:16 PM
...? Huh?  I'm confused...
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Post by: Vlad Shadeu on August 09, 2007, 06:06:01 PM
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...? Huh?  I'm confused...


simple. evil ned made the person who knew the time dissapear. thus, the main character will not learn the time.
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Post by: coasterkrazy on August 09, 2007, 07:22:09 PM
GOVERNMENT GUY! :D
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Post by: SaiKar on August 10, 2007, 05:40:20 AM
GOVERNMENT GUY!  :heart:
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Post by: Ace of Spades on August 10, 2007, 06:05:39 AM
GOVERNMENT GUY! :flower:
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Post by: Meiscool-2 on August 10, 2007, 08:16:22 AM
C-C-COMBO BREAKER
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Post by: A Forgotten Legend on August 10, 2007, 12:17:32 PM
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Originally posted by Vlad Shadeu
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Originally posted by A Forgotten Legend
...? Huh?  I'm confused...


simple. evil ned made the person who knew the time dissapear. thus, the main character will not learn the time.[/B]



Ahhhhh....  I see now.
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Post by: Razor on August 10, 2007, 12:38:01 PM
That's not in my canon.
Fact is, Government guy works for the government. They can do a lot of things.
Title: <3 Osmose
Post by: Razor on August 10, 2007, 01:34:30 PM
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Post by: Razor on August 11, 2007, 02:31:51 PM

Superior
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Post by: Grandy on August 11, 2007, 04:31:14 PM
Actually funny, but I'll forgive it because it wasn't funny enough to be worth a online comic funny.
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Post by: Archem on August 11, 2007, 06:46:32 PM
He's so nefarious.
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Post by: Razor on August 12, 2007, 01:15:59 PM
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Post by: Moosetroop11 on August 12, 2007, 04:53:45 PM
Disappearing one for the win.
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Post by: SaiKar on August 12, 2007, 06:41:59 PM
For reasons even they don't understand, the fanbase demand more Government Guy!
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Post by: Razor on August 12, 2007, 07:48:33 PM
Needs more peorth actually
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Post by: Archem on August 12, 2007, 09:09:04 PM
Hmm... Agreed.
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Post by: Razor on August 13, 2007, 11:57:22 AM
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Post by: Grandy on August 13, 2007, 02:25:17 PM
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 Dangerously like my fancomic which wasn't publiched yet.
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Post by: Archem on August 13, 2007, 06:07:43 PM
You can publich (lol) it yourself, as I did. I wants to see.
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Post by: Razor on August 13, 2007, 07:44:57 PM
Yours is very different.
Also I was thinking of saving guest comics until I have 7 until which I'll stick them up but maybe I won't? Comments?
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Post by: coasterkrazy on August 13, 2007, 07:56:24 PM
I loved the simplicity of that one.
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Post by: Razor on August 14, 2007, 01:21:26 PM
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Post by: Grandy on August 14, 2007, 02:03:03 PM
The guy's french?
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Post by: Razor on August 14, 2007, 08:09:59 PM
No, just despicable.
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Post by: Grandy on August 14, 2007, 08:30:05 PM
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Originally posted by Razor
No, just despicable.


despicable
   
de·spic·a·ble  (d-spk-bl, dsp-k-)
adj.

Deserving of contempt or scorn; vile; French.

 "That man has a despicable accent - he's from France."
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Post by: Razor on August 15, 2007, 12:53:26 PM
lol
no.
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Post by: Archem on August 15, 2007, 06:12:16 PM
Lol mail!
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Post by: Razor on August 16, 2007, 01:21:04 PM
Title: Yeah, you better not comment
Post by: Razor on August 17, 2007, 01:33:49 PM
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Post by: Razor on August 18, 2007, 01:55:05 PM
Three in a row? Now this is just ridiculous.
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Post by: coasterkrazy on August 18, 2007, 05:00:43 PM
GOVERNMENT GUY! :D

IN TECHNICOLOR™!
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Post by: Archem on August 18, 2007, 07:17:24 PM
It has EVERYTHING!!! That makes this the best comic EVER!
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Post by: ellie-is on August 18, 2007, 07:44:01 PM
Colors! Yay!
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Post by: Razor on August 19, 2007, 12:01:32 AM
I officially decided Despicable Ron has blue hair, for those who missed it.
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Post by: Linkizcool on August 19, 2007, 12:26:34 AM
Pure Win
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Post by: Grandy on August 19, 2007, 01:15:17 AM
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Originally posted by Razor
I officially decided Despicable Ron has blue hair, for those who missed it.


 ...that's hair? I thought it was one of those "Dumb" hats or something.

 Also, I just love how everyone seems to be rather bored on that panel with all the characters. Even the guy who is scared by the dinossaur, a normal people would freak out.
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Post by: Razor on August 19, 2007, 01:22:32 AM
Nope, it's a conular hairstyle. The worst I've ever, ever designed.
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Post by: Bluhman on August 19, 2007, 02:33:48 AM
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Originally posted by Razor
I officially decided Despicable Ron has blue hair, for those who missed it.


... That's HAIR?! Like Grandy, I really thought that was a dunce cap he was wearing... Wow. He looks... Like a dunce.
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Post by: Archem on August 19, 2007, 04:48:44 AM
DR's hair is as much win as this comic is. Also, David the Mailman is a God to all you! A GOD!!! No atheist can deny this, he is too well proven to be denied!!!
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Post by: Archem on August 19, 2007, 04:20:39 PM
Oh joy! A twofer!
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Post by: Prpl_Mage on August 19, 2007, 07:37:25 PM
Don't make this too long now Razor, we all saw how EA turned out, random jokes are better than trying ot keep with a storyline.

And Ron really should have a hat... Looked like the ones from the crappy harry potter movies, and it kinda added to his personality as despicable.
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Post by: Archem on August 19, 2007, 07:52:10 PM
Now now, story arcs are fine as long as they stick within the spirit of the comic. A serious story in a humorous comic isn't quite ideal, since it leaves little room for laughs. However, given the appearance of this, the story will be very unfunny, and as a result, very fitting for the comic.
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Post by: Razor on August 19, 2007, 08:07:09 PM
These things are all one week-ers and usually have no effect on the "storyline" of the rest of them.
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Post by: A Forgotten Legend on August 19, 2007, 09:20:40 PM
This comic had a storyline? [/SARCASM]

I thought the movie poster was great. lol.
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Post by: aboutasoandthis on August 19, 2007, 09:35:09 PM
The poster and the following comic were the funniest things I have seen in a while. I'm still laughing! Great job Razor.
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Post by: Dragonium on August 19, 2007, 09:41:48 PM
I love how every member of Charas is sucking up to you as though their whole lives now revolve around this comic.

I mean, it's clearly the best thing ever, but come on people, stop it.
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Post by: SaiKar on August 19, 2007, 10:36:27 PM
No government guy = fail

Yes, the critics are getting harsher.
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Post by: Razor on August 20, 2007, 06:17:21 AM
I like how this all came after four comics with only one comment between them (Archem!!).
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Post by: Razor on August 20, 2007, 01:53:40 PM
Ooooh
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Post by: A Forgotten Legend on August 20, 2007, 02:01:19 PM
NO!!!!!!  ACK!  IT HAD...  funny!!!!!!!!  Its funny...............

Seriously.  The A cafeteria made me lol.

It would have been less funy if he would have said,
"Oh look, its a nice cafeteria.  Lets take a look shall we?"
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Post by: aboutasoandthis on August 20, 2007, 04:09:14 PM
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Originally posted by Dragonium
I love how every member of Charas is sucking up to you as though their whole lives now revolve around this comic.

I mean, it's clearly the best thing ever, but come on people, stop it.


Please tell me this isn't directed at me.
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Post by: Archem on August 20, 2007, 04:29:03 PM
I enjoy cafeterias, as there is generally food in the vicinity. I enjoy food, as it causes me to be happy and not hungry.
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Post by: SaiKar on August 20, 2007, 04:40:44 PM
I sort of wonder why they are playing with hulla hoops in the first fram,e but I guess it's just one of those things.
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Post by: Razor on August 20, 2007, 07:57:09 PM
It's supposed to be waist high water.

You're not going to find a bonedry building underwater, now.
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Post by: Archem on August 20, 2007, 09:14:52 PM
I thought it was some very convincing water. I almost commented on it, in fact.
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Post by: A Forgotten Legend on August 21, 2007, 01:54:37 PM
I agree.
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Post by: Razor on August 21, 2007, 01:54:43 PM
Realistic, eh? lol
If you say so

I'm enjoying drawing this storyarc as much I hope you guys are reading it.
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Post by: A Forgotten Legend on August 21, 2007, 01:56:06 PM
I am enjoying this story arc.

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Post by: ellie-is on August 21, 2007, 06:51:23 PM
Good stuff!
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Post by: Archem on August 21, 2007, 10:34:12 PM
This is a good thing.
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Post by: Razor on August 22, 2007, 01:32:46 PM
Longest comic yet! But I felt it was necessary.
It does that quality build up you see in movies and such. Doesn't it?
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Post by: A Forgotten Legend on August 22, 2007, 02:16:30 PM
Ah!  Look behind you!!!
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Post by: Grandy on August 22, 2007, 04:52:24 PM
AHH! THAT'S SCARY! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE WATER UNDER HIS FEET?! RAZOR SAID THERE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE WATER IN EVERY BUILDING!!!


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 AAAH! ZOMBIES! WET ZOMBIES! I HAD TOTALLY NOT SEEM THEM BECAUSE I WAS STARING AT THE RELIGIOU'S GUY FEET FOR WATER! THE ZOMBIES ALSO DON'T SEEM AS WET AS THEY SHOULD! AHH! SCARY, WHERE IS THE WATER GOING TO!??!!?

 
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Post by: Archem on August 22, 2007, 06:30:42 PM
Lolercorpse.
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Post by: Razor on August 22, 2007, 08:17:48 PM
Religious guy is actually upstairs, but I never mentioned that.
I also had a pool of water in the 54th frame but it didn't look like water so I removed it.
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Post by: Bluhman on August 22, 2007, 08:28:38 PM
Relig has a really awesome close up hand.
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Post by: A Forgotten Legend on August 24, 2007, 10:42:16 PM
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Originally posted by Bluhman
Relig has a really awesome close up hand.

*Agrees*
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Post by: Archem on August 24, 2007, 11:51:56 PM
Moar plx.
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Post by: Razor on September 02, 2007, 12:50:30 PM
Yeah. Figure that one out, JERKS!
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Post by: Razor on September 02, 2007, 12:50:57 PM
Yeah. Figure that one out, JERKS!
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Post by: Archem on September 02, 2007, 02:07:30 PM
Yeah, I love Smash Bros. We've been playing it for hours at a time for the last few weeks at my school. In-between classes, y'know? I'm averaging thirty-two hours a week. :)
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on September 02, 2007, 06:05:22 PM
How do you play in school?
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Post by: Archem on September 02, 2007, 07:09:09 PM
College. We have a student rec. room.
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Post by: Razor on September 03, 2007, 01:32:22 PM
Sorry, server.
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Post by: Grandy on September 03, 2007, 03:29:11 PM
I find it fun that you can make random without being funny.
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Post by: Archem on September 03, 2007, 07:36:50 PM
I find the lost dude to be very enjoyable!
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Post by: Razor on September 03, 2007, 08:34:43 PM
Try reading the 2nd square and then the 4th square straight after it.
Braaaaaaainwash
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Post by: Razor on September 04, 2007, 01:33:46 PM
this refers to "Not funny comics" on Drunkduck.
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Post by: Razor on September 04, 2007, 01:34:18 PM
And this one is just terrible
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Post by: Grandy on September 04, 2007, 02:29:26 PM
...they...seem... just fine to me.
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Post by: coasterkrazy on September 04, 2007, 10:03:46 PM
What happened to the whole underwater thing!?
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Post by: A Forgotten Legend on September 04, 2007, 10:06:35 PM
It left the storyline back to the normal.  Great job Razor.
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Post by: Boba_Fettuccini on September 04, 2007, 10:23:44 PM
wow.
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Post by: Archem on September 04, 2007, 11:46:02 PM
It's prob'ly for the better.
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Post by: coasterkrazy on September 05, 2007, 12:02:07 AM
I wanted to know what happened after religious guy flipped the switch and the lights went on.
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Post by: Razor on September 05, 2007, 07:06:04 AM
Yeah doing that along side real life stuff got me lazy in the first place.
I will finish it shortly though.
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Post by: Razor on September 05, 2007, 01:49:35 PM
damn reqs
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Post by: RuneBlade on September 05, 2007, 02:03:41 PM
Number 58... I see what you did there, if you catch my drift
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Post by: Razor on September 05, 2007, 08:15:29 PM
Few people would.
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Post by: Archem on September 05, 2007, 10:50:22 PM
Very few. Especially me.
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Post by: Razor on September 06, 2007, 06:24:00 AM
I wouldn't think you would.
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Post by: Razor on September 24, 2007, 01:56:35 PM
The only funny thing is my inability to draw
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Post by: SaiKar on September 24, 2007, 04:55:41 PM
You did number 62 just for me, didn't you?  :heart:
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Post by: Razor on September 24, 2007, 08:00:07 PM
Yeah like 3 weeks ago
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Post by: Almeidaboo on October 03, 2007, 01:21:15 AM
You need to make one about lesbian sex. And I want a cameo...You could put these two together O.O!!!!
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Post by: Boba_Fettuccini on October 16, 2007, 02:03:21 PM
are there any more yet?? I like the unfunnyness of these!!!
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Post by: Archem on October 16, 2007, 06:24:37 PM
I'm so let down by his lack of doing-it-ness.
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Post by: Grandy on October 16, 2007, 09:46:09 PM
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I'm so let down by his lack of doing-it-ness.


 It's his strategy. By not showin us any comics, we are not amused, thus the comic is not funny.
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Post by: Boba_Fettuccini on October 16, 2007, 09:48:21 PM
:( that sucks.
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Post by: Ben on October 16, 2007, 09:50:07 PM
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Originally posted by Archem2
I'm so let down by his lack of doing-it-ness.


 It's his strategy. By not showin us any comics, we are not amused, thus the comic is not funny.[/B]
Brilliant.
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Post by: Archem on October 17, 2007, 12:13:20 AM
SUCCESS!

But it's getting to a point where it's not just unfunny, it's just downright unenjoyable. Hell, it doesn't even pass as much of a comic at this point!
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Post by: Razor on October 17, 2007, 11:09:11 AM
It's all a part of the meta comic

and you're in frame 4
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Post by: Grandy on October 17, 2007, 01:05:17 PM
Time for the punch line then!
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Post by: Razor on October 31, 2007, 10:27:40 AM
sup halloweenies
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Post by: Razor on November 01, 2007, 06:30:09 AM
Everybody: I want comics!
Razor: Ok
20 hours later
Razor: You liars

This does not include Archem.
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Post by: Ben on November 01, 2007, 07:10:10 AM
neat. your quality of work just went up ten fold.
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Post by: Prpl_Mage on November 01, 2007, 07:13:54 AM
Looks a lot more original now actually. Kinda like the same style but better graphics...

Like FF1 to FF1GBA I guess.
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Post by: Moosetroop11 on November 01, 2007, 04:01:57 PM
Awesome. Yes the tablet is good.
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Post by: Archem on November 01, 2007, 05:22:44 PM
Whatever it's on, I wants the Unfunny Train to keep on rolling!
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Post by: Boba_Fettuccini on November 03, 2007, 12:51:41 AM
:D :D :D
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Post by: Razor on January 11, 2008, 12:59:57 PM
I'm a bad, bad person.
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Post by: Razor on January 11, 2008, 01:00:19 PM
...oh well.
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Post by: Prpl_Mage on January 11, 2008, 09:14:02 PM
Great to see two charas comics comming back to life at the same day.

But you didn't use the new style? I was kinda' hoping ot see it used again.
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Post by: Razor on January 11, 2008, 09:22:11 PM
I might use it again later to appease you but I really think MSPaint's crappiness is what gives it it's unique style.

This is stopping me from making a vector version similar to EpicAdventures.
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Post by: Boba_Fettuccini on January 11, 2008, 10:09:27 PM
vector is nono, but the tablet mad eit much more unique.
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Post by: Razor on February 03, 2008, 07:41:43 AM
This one isn't canon.
IT MAY BE TOO FUNNY AND NOT LOGICAL ENOUGH.
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Post by: Razor on February 03, 2008, 07:42:32 AM
And this one is just going places
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on February 03, 2008, 09:24:04 PM
First one:
Arg! Who opened my tomb!? Dumb jerkoffs!

Second one:
Meh.
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Post by: Moosetroop11 on February 03, 2008, 10:17:25 PM
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Post by: Ben on February 04, 2008, 12:03:45 AM
XD
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Post by: ellie-is on February 04, 2008, 01:51:04 AM
lol
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Post by: Archem on February 04, 2008, 04:41:00 AM
This was the worst guest strip ever. It totally defies the entire idea of the comic. You, sir, fail very hard.

Because it was so damn funny.
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on February 04, 2008, 08:02:03 PM
I'm guessing by the Xs, the headband and the scribbly hair that was me.

My brain is melting, I must put a stop










to this.



































You know I'll have to make a guest strip of Epic Adventures for this. :happy:
(...and to think I was going to give you a purple award for your future character [I forget her name].)
Title:
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on February 04, 2008, 09:45:03 PM
..That was too funny for unfunny comics.
Title:
Post by: Moosetroop11 on February 08, 2008, 12:20:29 AM
Quote
Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed
I'm guessing by the Xs, the headband and the scribbly hair that was me.

I also drew chicken man on the poster behind you.
Title:
Post by: ellie-is on March 21, 2008, 06:49:56 PM
So Razor, I know you are not dead. Make some new comicz, plz?
Title:
Post by: Archem on March 21, 2008, 11:41:59 PM
Yeays. Plez.
Title:
Post by: Red Giant on March 22, 2008, 05:18:06 PM
This is extremely late, but understand that I have 32 different webcomics in my bookmarks that I check regularly and comic #058, sir, made me laugh harder than ANY of them have done for like, 9 months. It was the work of absolute brilliance. I love you.
Title:
Post by: Archem on March 22, 2008, 09:11:11 PM
Enough of this nothing-doing!
Title:
Post by: ellie-is on March 22, 2008, 09:13:14 PM
Dude, you just fucked up the unfunny comics. I am laughing my *** off here, it was suposed to be unfunny.
Title:
Post by: Archem on March 22, 2008, 09:17:27 PM
What's funny about government-issued stalkers and HGH in fruits?
Title:
Post by: Archem on March 25, 2008, 01:13:19 AM
I'm like the new Razor.

Only funnier.
Title:
Post by: ellie-is on March 25, 2008, 01:21:17 AM
ROFLMFAO
Title:
Post by: Razor on March 25, 2008, 01:26:30 AM
Aww, people are better than I am at stuff I do.
Title:
Post by: Archem on March 25, 2008, 01:43:23 AM
No, it's just because you don't seem to do any of them anymore.
Title:
Post by: Razor on March 25, 2008, 10:21:43 AM
Because I've run out of ideas.
I mean I have some ideas but they're not unfunny, they're just nothing.
And nothing is bad.
Title:
Post by: Archem on March 25, 2008, 11:49:46 AM
What the hell, do you think I planned those two last comics? I sat down for ten seconds and said "to hell with it" and started drawing.

Then again, I've proven time and time again (http://www.leak-free.net/forums/index.php?showforum=26) that I can spontaneously piece together winning combinations without any planning whatsoever...
Title:
Post by: Razor on March 25, 2008, 11:57:58 AM
Well the next 6 days on Drunkduck I'll be having all of the guest comics I've gotten. Which is 6.


What happens after that I'll see when we get there
Title:
Post by: Moosetroop11 on March 25, 2008, 07:27:13 PM
Oh Archem you absolute card.
Title:
Post by: Ben on March 25, 2008, 07:43:11 PM
i made one too
Title:
Post by: Bluhman on March 25, 2008, 09:23:17 PM
His face turned white in the 2nd frame. _veryangry_
Title:
Post by: ellie-is on March 25, 2008, 09:53:58 PM
And the hair turned brown
Title:
Post by: Ben on March 25, 2008, 10:45:42 PM
lol. I failed
Title:
Post by: Archem on March 26, 2008, 03:27:38 AM
It scares me...
Title:
Post by: SaiKar on March 26, 2008, 06:42:55 PM
I like Archem2's just because he seems to have accepted that the government guy is the best character in the strip.
Title:
Post by: Archem on March 26, 2008, 06:59:22 PM
He's not only the best, he's also not actually in the strip!



OOoooOOooOOooooh!
Title:
Post by: HobomasterXXX on March 29, 2008, 10:12:34 AM
NUH UH MINES BETTAR!!!!!
Title:
Post by: ellie-is on March 29, 2008, 01:29:09 PM
that was unfunny. gewd work
Title:
Post by: DedlellyDeth on March 29, 2008, 06:52:29 PM
Some of Razor's seem to be trying to be funny. They are, but, isn't it supposed to be funny by seeming unfunny? Example: The dinosaur. Way too funny.
Title:
Post by: Archem on March 29, 2008, 09:21:13 PM
Nice work, dude. It's not funny at all, so it wins. It even beats mine, since they're clearly quite lolable.
Title:
Post by: MrMister on March 29, 2008, 10:06:52 PM
sorry its funny because its depressing
and because its autobiographical
Title:
Post by: Razor on March 30, 2008, 01:35:00 PM
Canon dictates Lonnie has a 360.
Title:
Post by: Dominicy on March 30, 2008, 03:14:08 PM
How very, not really how it goes.. o.O

Still (not)funny, though :D
Title:
Post by: MrMister on April 02, 2008, 12:00:45 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Razor
Canon dictates Lonnie has a 360.

this ones funny too because someone is named 'victor' and both the characters are faggoty nerds
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on July 14, 2008, 02:41:10 AM
MrMr is a gay butt

There's one comic I didn't post on Charas, and the other one got made into a Unmod thread by ZKX, so I guess this is the next one.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Bluhman on July 14, 2008, 02:47:16 AM
That BASTARD.

I love it.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on July 14, 2008, 03:15:21 AM
He totally wasted his time! AWESOME!!!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Ben on July 14, 2008, 03:26:57 AM
I SO DID NOT LAUGH
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on July 14, 2008, 04:58:19 AM
Couldn´t resist.

(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q214/darthjastarband/Notfunny.jpg)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on July 14, 2008, 05:10:31 AM
Awesome.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Felix-0 on July 14, 2008, 08:14:36 AM
thats actually +2pts funny but then again things like that make me laugh  :blush:
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on July 14, 2008, 09:44:27 AM
Oh I made another.

Darn that 4chan and its ability to make me productive.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Red Fox on July 14, 2008, 10:47:28 AM
It's radiating awesomeness.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on July 14, 2008, 06:05:46 PM
video games!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ellie-is on July 14, 2008, 06:26:13 PM
Awesome.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on July 14, 2008, 07:11:44 PM
[spoiler]Lollards.[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on July 15, 2008, 02:57:27 AM
Unfunny comics: Now with a colour!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: lilsniffs3 on July 15, 2008, 04:10:38 AM
Cool.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on July 15, 2008, 04:19:39 AM
*is terribly confused*
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on July 15, 2008, 04:29:05 AM
WHAT TOPIC AM I ON?!!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on July 15, 2008, 04:59:14 AM
WHAT?!?!?!

You second to last comic had random funny at the end!!!


EPIC FAIL
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on July 15, 2008, 07:32:40 PM
(http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c268/X_marks_the_ed/youknowwhattheysayinbrooklyn.png)


Either this will cure my boredom, or fix my fail quota for the week.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Felix-0 on July 15, 2008, 07:34:25 PM
EPIC FAIL!!!!

You don't know how funny that accualy turned out...randomness is awesome :Plight:
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: lilsniffs3 on July 15, 2008, 07:40:24 PM
Ahem. i have a new sig for the rest of the week.


Ed is Epic Fail for this week.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on July 15, 2008, 07:41:53 PM
Ed is Epic Fail for this week.

Better than being nothing. :D
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: lilsniffs3 on July 15, 2008, 07:43:28 PM
At least he didn't transform into a hamster.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Felix-0 on July 15, 2008, 07:50:14 PM
(http://rmrk.net/Smileys/default/shhopwhhopbigug3.gif)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ellie-is on July 15, 2008, 07:53:19 PM
lol
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on July 15, 2008, 10:13:31 PM
No, it's ok. The overused meme isn't funny anymore, so it's cool.

Then again, I never thought that meme was funny.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on July 15, 2008, 11:42:44 PM
The overused meme isn't funny anymore

Quote
Unfunny Comics

Archem is the first to prove he got it.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on July 16, 2008, 12:17:01 AM
Yay! Points for me?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on July 16, 2008, 12:49:26 AM
Keep that terrible meme out of my thread.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Cerebus on July 16, 2008, 12:50:58 AM
Well, since everyone's doing it... ( By everyone, I mean not everyone )

(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c216/cerebus_x01/UnfunnyComicByMe.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on July 16, 2008, 12:52:02 AM
See, that's how you do it!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Ben on July 16, 2008, 01:04:27 AM
nice
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Fortet on July 16, 2008, 05:31:33 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/SatireBoy/unfunny.jpg)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on July 16, 2008, 05:41:03 AM
Lollards.

And Samson Juniper.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on July 16, 2008, 06:04:08 AM
Who the fizzacks is this Samson Juniper?! They are drawing all my well-deserved attention away from the above comic!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on July 16, 2008, 06:45:54 AM
Samson Juniper?!
Really?! Where?!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ellie-is on July 16, 2008, 01:30:19 PM
lol.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on July 16, 2008, 11:30:08 PM
You tell me.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Grandy on July 30, 2008, 06:20:24 PM
Quote
(http://www.charas-project.net/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=20675.0;attach=28458;image)

 It's funny because it's true. (http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/14/final-fantasy-xiii-coming-to-xbox-360)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ellie-is on July 30, 2008, 06:23:42 PM
Awesome.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Red Fox on July 30, 2008, 06:36:14 PM
Lucas and I where bored.

(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y237/DeepShitL/Unfunnycomix.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ellie-is on July 30, 2008, 06:37:35 PM
God, thats awesome. Totally made my day. For the second time >w<
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on July 30, 2008, 08:05:29 PM
Bored for almost half an hour, it would seem!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ellie-is on July 30, 2008, 08:09:39 PM
Even more. It was the time we had to wait for Moose to post match ups.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on July 31, 2008, 02:10:22 PM
It's been two weeks.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ellie-is on July 31, 2008, 02:13:53 PM
lol. This is awesome.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on July 31, 2008, 06:57:52 PM
I lol'd.

Therefore you are doing it wrong.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Bluhman on July 31, 2008, 07:13:30 PM
I challenge you to actually do that, Mr. Razor.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on July 31, 2008, 07:15:04 PM
He did.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on July 31, 2008, 08:27:52 PM
Did he really?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on July 31, 2008, 08:28:18 PM
Read it for yourself. It works.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Bluhman on July 31, 2008, 08:36:03 PM
Oh. Okay, then you are brilliant.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on July 31, 2008, 08:40:49 PM
Number things for me, please. It's just not clicking on my end of the rope.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Grandy on July 31, 2008, 08:42:30 PM
1 6
2 5
3 4
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on July 31, 2008, 08:46:11 PM
That is easily the weirdest, most FUBAR way of reading a comic I have ever encountered.

I wish to never have to read anything like that again.


























But I will admit that it was funny. Shame on you.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on July 31, 2008, 11:06:28 PM
I challenge you to actually do that, Mr. Razor.
He did.
Did he really?
Read it for yourself. It works.
Oh. Okay, then you are brilliant.

This quote chain made my morning. Now is breakfast time, and then more comics.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on August 01, 2008, 02:06:40 AM
Oh my (interrobang)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on August 01, 2008, 02:33:27 AM
XD Stop! You're killing me!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ZeroKirbyX on August 01, 2008, 03:55:13 AM
Brilliant.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on August 01, 2008, 04:18:22 AM
If anything, "I agree" may be come a running theme.

DID I MENTION ITS A REAL EMAIL
BECAUSE IT IS
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Ben on August 01, 2008, 04:48:02 AM
Razor, that last one was funny. there were multiple punch lines. Im torn.

Also, I am 75% of the way done the first issue of my very own story arc
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on August 01, 2008, 06:51:43 AM
"I agree" is always a running gag. IT MUST NOT FALTER.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Red Fox on August 01, 2008, 06:57:12 AM
Awesome.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on August 01, 2008, 09:38:53 AM
Yes, awesome.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ellie-is on August 01, 2008, 11:25:01 AM
Awesome. I shall spam it.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Dragonium on August 01, 2008, 10:14:17 PM
You realise that if you have a running joke the comic will become funny.

OH DILEMMA RAZOR WHAT YOU GONNA DO

Here is something that only you and Jim will understand.

(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p69/DragoniumOfTheFire/FuckingLulzyGuestComiccopy.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: coasterkrazy on August 01, 2008, 10:44:31 PM
The "idea for a comic" one is epic. I thought about it at first and then tried reading it that way and I'm like whoa! The last one didn't even make me smile. Good.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on August 02, 2008, 01:33:54 AM
ITT: Draggy is awesome
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Meiscool-2 on August 03, 2008, 09:30:10 AM
Figured I would try jumping on the "make your own comic" bandwagon.

First internet comic I've ever done. Let me know what you think.

(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c105/Meiscool2/Unfunny-1.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Moosetroop11 on August 03, 2008, 10:41:28 AM
Stu, that was genius. So very good.

Meis, that was in fitting with the rest of the series :p
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Red Fox on August 03, 2008, 06:57:41 PM
Nice one Meis.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on August 03, 2008, 07:31:50 PM
OMG hair. Meis, they have some. And it is interesting.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on August 05, 2008, 11:20:26 PM
Now that I've finished Earthbound, maybe I can concentrate on comics?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ZeroKirbyX on August 05, 2008, 11:54:33 PM
Because everyone is posting comics, I may as well post this on here.

(http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/4066/unfunnycomicsbyscifichiyl2.jpg)

First UC rule 34 for the success.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on August 06, 2008, 12:57:43 AM
Lol.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on August 06, 2008, 01:22:20 AM
THAT COMIC WAS FUNNY.  YOU DEFEAT PURPOSE OF UNFUNNY COMICS.  You fail.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on August 06, 2008, 02:49:10 AM
Ahem.
http://www.charas-project.net/forum/index.php?topic=20675.msg228072#msg228072
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on August 06, 2008, 04:05:47 AM
And that is why Razor is correct.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ZeroKirbyX on August 06, 2008, 04:53:43 AM
But penis is never the punchline. What have I done.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on August 06, 2008, 05:05:57 AM
Not a punch line, apparently.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Red Fox on August 06, 2008, 07:49:10 AM
Penises makes everything better thus ZKX comic kicks ***.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on August 06, 2008, 06:11:21 PM
BUT THEY ARE NOT A PUNCH LINE.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: coasterkrazy on August 06, 2008, 06:54:36 PM
Now that I've finished Earthbound, maybe I can concentrate on comics?

You finished it already!?!?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Meiscool-2 on August 06, 2008, 07:37:05 PM
Penises makes everything better thus ZKX comic kicks ***.

I could easily pove this wong.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on August 06, 2008, 07:42:27 PM
As could I, but I'm trying to be decent.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Red Fox on August 06, 2008, 09:57:11 PM
I could easily pove this wong.

Then go ahead.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on August 06, 2008, 10:33:03 PM
Okay alright already, we know that Red Fox likes penises, lets not drag this out any further.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on August 08, 2008, 01:54:46 AM
I enjoyed reading the comics in the past few days. What I'd like to know is what happened to the religious person after he turned on the lights and the zombies where there! Cliff hanger!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on August 08, 2008, 02:18:28 AM
I wonder...
What happened to that entire storyline? o.o
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on August 08, 2008, 02:21:54 AM
I was getting my hopes up thinking it might continue on page 28 or something...
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on August 08, 2008, 03:32:14 AM
It's dead, because cliffhangers are not funny. At all.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on August 08, 2008, 06:20:04 AM
What are the odds people would read that story line


I still have to finish it lol
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on August 08, 2008, 06:45:41 AM
The odds are pretty good, it would seem. We love the stuff (it's like meth, but less funny), so losing some of it is, like, bad for us.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on August 08, 2008, 10:40:52 PM
Cliff hangers are certainly not funny (or fun at all). They're really depressing...
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on September 10, 2008, 01:26:37 PM
Good old /v/, motivates me more than anything else.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ZeroKirbyX on September 10, 2008, 02:12:56 PM
****, I saw that one. It still amuses me when I see you.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Emerates on September 10, 2008, 05:27:17 PM
It's funny how unfunny that one was.  I snorted lightly in amusement.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on September 10, 2008, 07:05:17 PM
Apparently, PS3 eats your arms. o.O
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on September 10, 2008, 07:39:32 PM
I love it! Do more!

Off topic: I'm officially against the PS3 superiority theory. I've seen them in action, and I've compared third-party games side-by-side to games on the Xbox. Xbox has always been superior. No mandatory installs, better load times, better online, better FPS (I know!), and CoD4 has pitiful room sizes.

I still want one for certain PS3-exclusive titles, but it most certainly is not superior.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on September 10, 2008, 11:00:45 PM
After one month they have revealed themselves...

Yay for Unfunny Comics!
Title: Unfunny fan art
Post by: ellie-is on October 17, 2008, 02:44:21 PM
This is not funny, so I think I succeed.

(http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p6/lucas_irineu/Unfunnyfanart.png)

Just trying to bring this comic back.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Dominicy on October 17, 2008, 04:08:08 PM
Th... That was just unfunny o_o  I don't know if I should congratulate you or not...
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Cerebus on October 17, 2008, 04:09:59 PM
Need more of them!

And well, I made another one too. But since Photobucket's currently bugged for me, I'll just attach it.

EDIT: It's no more an attachment.

(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c216/cerebus_x01/UnfunnyComicByMe2.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ellie-is on October 17, 2008, 04:32:06 PM
XD! That made my day cerebus.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: coasterkrazy on October 17, 2008, 09:55:41 PM
Cerebus that's way too funny.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Cerebus on October 17, 2008, 11:09:42 PM
That much? Well, it's good to hear!.. I mean read! But it at the same time, that mean I failed at making an Unfunny Comic :'(

...and I made another one!

EDIT: It's no more an attachment.

(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c216/cerebus_x01/UnfunnyComicByMe3.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ellie-is on October 17, 2008, 11:12:25 PM
DEAR GOD. YOU FAIL, FAIL FAIL FAIL FULL OF FRIGGIN FAIL!

Thats the funniest comic ever.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Meiscool-2 on October 18, 2008, 12:41:05 AM
Haha, mironic.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Moosetroop11 on October 18, 2008, 12:44:23 AM
Apparently I can't see attatchments.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on October 19, 2008, 03:50:30 AM
BEST DAY EVER.

ALL CAPS IS NECESSARY.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on October 20, 2008, 01:04:59 AM
The bad joke comic, i-it was a fail... It failed sooo bad...

btw: Sweet! Unfunny Comix is bak!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on October 20, 2008, 04:53:53 AM
I lol'd.

Also I blame my lack of comics on myself, and on MT11's lack of comics.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on October 20, 2008, 08:14:03 AM
Both of you are lazy bums.


I blame Mr. Mister and his lack of awesome in visual form.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ellie-is on February 12, 2009, 07:51:51 PM
Am I awesome now?

(http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/6152/unfunnycomicspc6.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on February 12, 2009, 08:43:11 PM
Am I awesome now?

You just summarized 80% of my school.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Dragonium on February 12, 2009, 11:00:15 PM
Drawn on laptop mousepad when I should have been doing something constructive.

(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p69/DragoniumOfTheFire/TF2Unfunny.png)

God damn people, if you can't think of a good punchline, don't make the comic. I don't care if you bought Garry's Mod.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on February 13, 2009, 02:16:01 AM
Oh, but I smiled at these! Razor! Moar, pl0x!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ellie-is on February 20, 2009, 06:54:17 PM
(http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p6/lucas_irineu/unfunnyfanart2.png)

Razor needs to work on new ones if he plans on beating EA, number wise.


EDIT: OH. What a nice way to get my 5000th post, the one that makes me a sage! 8D
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on February 21, 2009, 04:29:58 AM
(http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p6/lucas_irineu/unfunnyfanart2.png)

Razor needs to work on new ones if he plans on beating EA, number wise.
Good work. It's quite unfunny.

Also, Razor will never beat EA in anything. They have Madden.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Bluhman on February 21, 2009, 09:27:35 AM
And SPORE. And Sims. And DRM. And they harbor more anger than Razor does.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on February 21, 2009, 09:58:38 AM
Plus, they're way less unfunny.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on March 24, 2009, 11:52:55 AM
Traitors, all of you.
(http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/080.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: SaiKar on March 24, 2009, 02:33:40 PM
That's a weird weird story. I know it's just a humor comic, but I have to ask if that's true.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on March 24, 2009, 10:49:48 PM
Thank God there's more! *sexes Razor*



I know it may seem like a punishment now, but give it a minute to sink in...



































Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on March 25, 2009, 07:45:47 AM
But wait!
(http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/081.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Ben on March 25, 2009, 08:00:01 AM
i see what u did
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on March 25, 2009, 08:20:43 AM
God, I hope.

How long have we been waiting again? I've stopped counting...



















Oh, and of course, the seeing of what you have done over yonder. I have.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: HobomasterXXX on March 25, 2009, 08:29:40 AM
You know i love these. (you probably dont actually)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on March 25, 2009, 09:31:33 AM
I wonder though, if anyone ACTUALLY saw what I did there.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Dragonium on March 25, 2009, 03:40:01 PM
I don't think it'll be on the PS3, because as we all know the PS3 has no [spoiler]real market for shoot-em-ups, which DNF will inevitably be.[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Grandy on March 25, 2009, 04:01:17 PM
I wonder though, if anyone ACTUALLY saw what I did there.


You mean Dastardly buying rope?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Dragonium on March 25, 2009, 05:46:42 PM
I wonder though, if anyone ACTUALLY saw what I did there.

It'll be nuclear? Nuclear? Nukem? Am I right? Please say yes. My life requires affirmation.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on March 25, 2009, 09:25:28 PM

You mean Dastardly buying rope?
Despicable Ron, you mean. And no, that wasn't it.

TBH I'm a little surprised you can tell it was rope. Which it is, but in reality it's an oval with thick edges on two sides with a bit that sticks out over there.

It'll be nuclear? Nuclear? Nukem? Am I right? Please say yes. My life requires affirmation.
That's what he was referring to, not what I was.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on March 25, 2009, 09:57:17 PM
I would say Dexter's Laboratory reference, but it may just be coincidence.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Dragonium on March 25, 2009, 10:38:38 PM
Well then I don't know.

I'm not paying for this comic for it suddenly to become deep on me. Fix that.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Phayre on March 26, 2009, 02:15:23 AM
Ah, glad to see these are still. . . . unfunny.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on March 26, 2009, 07:24:22 AM
TF2 Announcer lady: YOU HAVE ALL FAILED.

(http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/zoomzoom.png)

Coming soon: Another comic
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on March 26, 2009, 09:24:05 AM
Coming now: Another comic
(http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/082.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: HobomasterXXX on March 26, 2009, 09:39:39 AM
Im tired, this makes no sense.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on March 26, 2009, 09:55:28 AM
Sounds like someone hasn't lived yet.
http://www.qwantz.com/
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on March 26, 2009, 08:45:32 PM
TF2 Announcer lady: YOU HAVE ALL FAILED.

Rats. So close.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: WarxePB on March 26, 2009, 08:56:03 PM
I dunno, Razor, I think that the whole ripping off Dinosaur Comics made the latest comic kind of funny.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on March 27, 2009, 01:15:54 AM
I almost didn't recognize the tribute.

Perhaps a small house, car, and person would have helped?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on March 27, 2009, 07:13:46 AM
That would just have been silly, Archem.

I dunno, Razor, I think that the whole ripping off Dinosaur Comics made the latest comic kind of funny.

It's only as funny as a conversation about imitation being the sincerest form of flattery.
I hope the next time you walk down a street and hear people talking about it you burst into laughter.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on March 27, 2009, 11:04:40 AM
Back by popular demand, another comic!
(http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/083.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: HobomasterXXX on March 27, 2009, 11:06:43 AM
I do like Cornettos. And Drumsticks.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on March 27, 2009, 09:49:37 PM
God, Despicable Ron is so cool.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on March 27, 2009, 09:51:16 PM
HE KILLED RON OH NOEZ
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on March 28, 2009, 01:33:40 AM
Fun fact: The original story was going to be that Despicable Ron smacks the cone out of Lonnie's hand and walks off, while Lonnie stares at him. I cancelled it because I didn't think it worked with the "social dynamic" those two have going on.

AND THEN I READ THIS:
<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v244/LupineWarlord/046.png">

WHAT A COUNTRY
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on March 28, 2009, 03:57:59 AM
Jesus Christ, your comics really are funny! You just need to rearrange their order!



You, sir, are a cheater.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on March 29, 2009, 02:31:30 AM
Monday's comic will appear to have skipped a number, but actually I just realised Bioshock comic was number 79, and number 79 was 80 and so forth

Nevermind I fixed everything
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on March 29, 2009, 06:53:34 AM
T-T-T-T-TIME WARP!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on March 29, 2009, 08:24:03 AM
Time?





























Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on March 29, 2009, 08:28:06 AM
*notes Archem fading away*
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on March 30, 2009, 01:25:21 PM
I didn't upload this on Charas originally.
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/066.png">
But now, the sequel!
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/084.png">
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Grandy on March 30, 2009, 02:14:07 PM
Those are funny.

You are losing track of yourself.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Prpl_Mage on March 30, 2009, 02:29:51 PM
The T.Rex was epic.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on March 30, 2009, 07:08:44 PM
Delicious!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on March 31, 2009, 02:38:55 AM
xD

Love the sig, by the way.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on March 31, 2009, 09:21:15 AM
I love making callbacks. REMEMBER THIS?

<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/085.png">
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: HobomasterXXX on March 31, 2009, 09:51:29 AM
I love making callbacks. REMEMBER THIS?

<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/085.png">
You changed it. Bastard.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Red Giant on March 31, 2009, 09:54:18 AM
T-Rex is a wonderful character. He's ruthlessly carnivorous, but you can't help but feel that he's as innocent as he can be given his unfortunate species.


In other news, the representation of the T-Rex's posture in both qwantz and (apparantely, it's hard to tell) unfunny comics is actually outdated. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyrannosaurus#Posture)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on March 31, 2009, 10:31:40 AM
nerd

Also,
<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v244/LupineWarlord/desktop.png">
Of course, I for some reason drew too many fingers when I made this.
And a bunch of other errors.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: HobomasterXXX on March 31, 2009, 10:33:29 AM
FYI, i didnt say DS Lite before he changed it, it just said ds.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Red Giant on March 31, 2009, 03:25:16 PM
nerd

Did I say posture? I meant no. of feathers.

(http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2004/10/photogalleries/feathered_dinosaur/images/primary/feathery_dino1.jpg)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on March 31, 2009, 06:06:55 PM
So wait, didn't they say that they changed their minds about T-Rex being a predator? Again?

I hope they do that for Pluto... Scientists seem to be able to control anything with their words.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on March 31, 2009, 08:25:23 PM
Did I say posture? I meant no. of feathers.

(http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2004/10/photogalleries/feathered_dinosaur/images/primary/feathery_dino1.jpg)
Some dude said that the T.rex probably had mosiac scales, with some protofeathers.
Because an animal that large didn't need feathers to keep its bodyheat up.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Red Giant on March 31, 2009, 08:29:13 PM
Did I say feathers? I meant political affiliation.

(http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/6035/1213474062774ha5.jpg)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on March 31, 2009, 08:39:09 PM
look what do you want from me
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: SaiKar on March 31, 2009, 09:10:21 PM
I want to know what was up with those giant mecha legs that you said would be part of a story arc but never were.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on March 31, 2009, 09:19:28 PM
I'll probably show them off soon.
Note: That would be more drawing than the dinosaur heads everywhere. Not easy.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on April 01, 2009, 02:40:14 AM
Did I say feathers? I meant political affiliation.

(http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/6035/1213474062774ha5.jpg)
If he were part Terminator, I'd be shitting myself right now.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on April 01, 2009, 12:29:54 PM
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/086.png">
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Emerates on April 01, 2009, 02:21:46 PM
I don't get it.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Red Giant on April 01, 2009, 03:25:38 PM
I don't get it.
*Facepalm*
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on April 01, 2009, 09:01:25 PM
Well this is the most underwhelming work:replies to work ratio I've had in a long time.
And this includes DrunkDuck and deviantArt as well.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: HobomasterXXX on April 02, 2009, 05:10:31 AM
Well this is the most underwhelming work:replies to work ratio I've had in a long time.
And this includes DrunkDuck and deviantArt as well.
Ill comment, but i have nothing to say.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: SaiKar on April 02, 2009, 05:24:37 AM
Don't worry; invisible and alternate forms of praise are in the works.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on April 02, 2009, 06:19:40 AM
Well now that Sai has said something I feel good and important.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on April 02, 2009, 09:52:07 AM
Well this story arc is nearly over.
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/087.png">
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Emerates on April 02, 2009, 12:58:46 PM
.praw emit sdrawckaB  .CIO
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Red Giant on April 02, 2009, 01:37:47 PM
Despicable Ron's foodswitching closely resembles a legitimate joke, Razy. Careful there, I almost rofled.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on April 02, 2009, 11:00:52 PM
I still can't figure out what Despicable Ron is holding in that last panel...

Also, am I to believe that he sat idly by, eating various foods, watching Evil Ned play an ill-charged Nintento DS?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: _JeT_ on April 02, 2009, 11:22:44 PM
I still can't figure out what Despicable Ron is holding in that last panel...

'Tis a pumpkin, I believe.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: SaiKar on April 02, 2009, 11:23:51 PM
It's so obviously a pumpkin.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on April 02, 2009, 11:25:01 PM
What Despicable Ron did with those items and during that time is for the courts to decide.

There's no real implication of when any of those things happened, whether it was minutes apart or complete days.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Red Giant on April 03, 2009, 12:04:09 AM
'Tis a pumpkin, I believe.
I thought it was like a massive clam.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: fruckert on April 03, 2009, 12:34:47 AM
I thought it was like a massive clam.
I second this notion
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Valiere on April 03, 2009, 01:05:50 AM
It could be a poorly-drawn accordion.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: fruckert on April 03, 2009, 01:14:58 AM
That is true
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on April 03, 2009, 07:12:02 AM
You all need to read MSPaint Adventures more.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on April 03, 2009, 01:23:48 PM
Oh man, just wait until AFTER you've read this.
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/088.png">
Writing for T-Rex is fun.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on April 03, 2009, 11:00:47 PM
Oh ouch guys, ouch.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: fruckert on April 03, 2009, 11:01:49 PM
Meh...I didn't feel it as much as the other ones
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Ben on April 03, 2009, 11:08:58 PM
i thought it was splendid


read it in kelsey grammars voice
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on April 03, 2009, 11:15:06 PM
Meh...I didn't feel it as much as the other ones
You're just a dinosaurophobic. And a dinosaur racist.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 04, 2009, 12:14:26 AM
I like the dinosaur. Trouble is, when the point of your comic is to not be funny, the episodes are often not entertaining out of principle, and so people don't really know what to comment. There's only so many ways you can say "Well done! That wasn't funny!" :p
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: SaiKar on April 04, 2009, 12:34:59 AM
You're getting too needy Razor.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Ben on April 04, 2009, 12:46:12 AM
unfunny does not mean without irony or amusement. As long as the punchline is not the comedic highlight, i think youve done the job.

I still love you razor
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on April 04, 2009, 12:47:19 AM
I don't care I need input.
There's usually a LOT of talk behind each one, the problem is NOBODY INITIATES IT.
**** just ask Gemini, he got an earful last night. All the stuff that's been pent up.

Talk about the conversation! Talk about the character development! Talk about how the comic relates to a previous page!
Just talk about something!

It's bad enough that I've actually been trying to do this thing 5 times a week, for the last two weeks and the next... indeterminable length of time. I haven't been doing it for deviantart or for DrunkDuck, I've been doing it for Charas. I thought it's what was wanted.


Are the dinosaur comics not working? Is that it? I don't know, I've only heard positive stuff about them. From maybe three people, but three people outweigh <i>silence</i>. I can't fix what I don't know is broke.


ps: your mother, Sai

Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on April 04, 2009, 12:53:35 AM
Sorry, dawg, but I haven't turned on my computer for two days.

Consider this a delayed "love it, but I didn't laugh. It was unfunny".
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: HobomasterXXX on April 04, 2009, 01:52:06 AM
The most recent dinosaur comic is the best one yet
EDIT: Out of the dinosaur comics i mean.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Prpl_Mage on April 05, 2009, 07:17:52 AM
Can't get enough of these.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on April 05, 2009, 01:54:17 PM
*Insert positive review here.*
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on April 06, 2009, 08:14:38 AM
That's much better. Now that the world is in its rightful place, and it's monday, comic!
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/089.png">
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Fisherson on April 06, 2009, 02:57:42 PM
That sounds eerily similar to my life.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: SaiKar on April 06, 2009, 04:29:46 PM
I'm trying to figure out what the background is. Is he riding a bus?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: DedlellyDeth on April 06, 2009, 04:59:22 PM
I'm trying to figure out what the background is. Is he riding a bus?

Yes. It's called "Thoughts On a Bus Comic".
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: SaiKar on April 06, 2009, 06:15:23 PM
Wo
Yes. It's called "Thoughts On a Bus Comic".

Huh. Do I fail for not seeing that or win for figuring out it was a bus anyway?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on April 06, 2009, 10:02:45 PM
Perhaps I am the winner for making recognisable backgrounds?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: RockJohnAxe on April 07, 2009, 11:48:49 AM
yo thats actually some funny $hit when your trying so hard to not be funny. I like it man. But damn i got alot of catching up todo
                                           ^
                                           |
                                        lol Dollar sign
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on April 07, 2009, 01:34:25 PM
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/090.png">
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: HobomasterXXX on April 07, 2009, 01:48:24 PM
inb4dinosaursexings
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Valiere on April 07, 2009, 06:54:00 PM
Bwahaha, I love the T-rex.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: SaiKar on April 07, 2009, 07:29:00 PM
That was almost funny. You should change things so it's less funny.

(ohohohoho)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on April 07, 2009, 07:42:21 PM
To be continued!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on April 07, 2009, 10:10:09 PM
On Thursday!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Fisherson on April 08, 2009, 02:11:51 AM
Heh heh haha hahahaha that was SO unfuny it became funny! Good job!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on April 08, 2009, 05:38:11 AM
I would buy T-Rex's book. Not kidding.

The suspense is killing me!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on April 08, 2009, 11:01:36 AM
Meanwhile:
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/091.png">
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: RockJohnAxe on April 08, 2009, 11:09:32 AM
L O FREAKING L

This one is great! lol
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: SaiKar on April 08, 2009, 04:36:53 PM
I wonder where you come up with this stuff. I really do.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: DedlellyDeth on April 08, 2009, 04:57:36 PM
Methinks he tries to make a funny comic, then fails, and calls it an Unfunny Comic. I'm on to you, Razor.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on April 08, 2009, 05:13:23 PM
xD

That was awesome
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Prpl_Mage on April 08, 2009, 07:53:28 PM
Methinks he tries to make a funny comic, then fails, and calls it an Unfunny Comic. I'm on to you, Razor.

So wrong.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: DedlellyDeth on April 08, 2009, 08:20:53 PM
So wrong.

I think you know what's happening, Prpl. I'm on to you too.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Cerebus on April 08, 2009, 08:33:04 PM
That last one was awesome.

Methinks he tries to make a funny comic, then fails, and calls it an Unfunny Comic. I'm on to you, Razor.

It's pretty much the other way around I think. He tries to make an unfunny comic, but it turns out to be funny.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: DedlellyDeth on April 08, 2009, 08:34:56 PM
I'm just kidding. These are pretty funny in being unfunny, Razor.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on April 08, 2009, 10:21:33 PM
I wonder where you come up with this stuff. I really do.
You'd probably be surprised how much thinking goes into (some of) these comics.
Especially since I discovered I can set something up a long time ago, and then make it pay off now.

Would you believe I had "T-Rex helps David write a book" in mind way back in 066?
Even though that him reading excerpts of his book is hardly helping anyone, but there was that one comic where he almost sort of was helping.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: DedlellyDeth on April 08, 2009, 10:24:56 PM
I would buy a book of these if you had one. Megatokyo started as a webcomic but is now commercially available in book format.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on April 08, 2009, 10:35:42 PM
Yeah I want at least 300 comics for that though.
YEAH I HAVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT IT
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ellie-is on April 09, 2009, 12:46:49 AM
Of course you have. A book with these is something anyone who likes awesome stuff would buy.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on April 09, 2009, 11:31:16 AM
Finally.
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/092edit.png">
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Fisherson on April 09, 2009, 03:34:04 PM
Everytime he speaks I keeping hearing the voice of that big, ugly green fellow from Futurama. It's so ****ing funny.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on April 09, 2009, 05:06:43 PM
Morbo?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on April 09, 2009, 07:09:41 PM
I WANT TO PURCHASE HIS BOOK

NOW
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on April 10, 2009, 06:33:35 AM
Good Friday, so I can stay home and do a comic.
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/093.png">
Happy Easter, everyfolk!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: HobomasterXXX on April 10, 2009, 07:50:53 AM
(http://fc18.deviantart.com/fs34/i/2008/299/9/b/hotdamntwodeviationsinoneday_by_Enigma49.jpg)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on April 10, 2009, 08:06:24 AM
THANKS FOR EXPLAINING THAT
I'M SURE IT HELPS EVERYONE
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Ben on April 10, 2009, 10:23:19 AM
http://macthurston.deviantart.com/art/Unfunny-guest-strip2-118732850
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on April 10, 2009, 10:53:46 AM
Did you ever even link the first one
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Ben on April 10, 2009, 10:56:48 AM
http://macthurston.deviantart.com/art/ufunny-comics-guest-strip-One-93446573 (http://macthurston.deviantart.com/art/ufunny-comics-guest-strip-One-93446573)
is part one


http://macthurston.deviantart.com/art/Unfunny-guest-strip2-118732850 (http://macthurston.deviantart.com/art/Unfunny-guest-strip2-118732850)
is part two
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Fisherson on April 10, 2009, 04:12:11 PM
Morbo?

Naw, but no that you mention it they do look a like, don't they?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on April 10, 2009, 04:35:25 PM
The guy from Omecron-Persiei 8?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Fisherson on April 10, 2009, 04:48:25 PM
The guy from Omecron-Persiei 8?

Yes that fellow. Just picture hinm speaking the next time you read T-Rex's text. It'll crack you up.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ellie-is on April 10, 2009, 06:54:07 PM
Holy crap, gem. That's the most awesome thing ever.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: SaiKar on April 10, 2009, 07:19:55 PM
DUDE. Government guy in COLOR! With emotions and stuff! You the man Gem.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Ben on April 10, 2009, 08:18:15 PM
hes more like...       ...government guys brother.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: FFL2and3rocks on April 10, 2009, 08:57:16 PM
Lrrr is from Omecron-Persiei 8, not Morbo. Morbo is the news reporter.

lern ur furutama
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ellie-is on April 10, 2009, 09:01:22 PM
I myself think t-rex's voice is something like vegeta's
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on April 11, 2009, 12:50:39 AM
I've always personally thought of <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_a14tarBuaY&feature=related">Dinobot from Beast Wars Transformers</a> even if he was a raptor of some sort.

Megatron was the T.rex of the series, but I couldn't imagine his voice with my T.Rex
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Red Giant on April 11, 2009, 12:57:17 AM
Goddamn, beast wars was so epic. I always thought it was such unfair **** though. I mean, some of the dudes get to be like apes and rhinos and velociraptors and **** and another one comes out a... rat? Great. What are you contributing to the fight against the decepticons? ****ing bubonic plague? Do you take dumps in their sandwiches?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: _JeT_ on April 11, 2009, 01:01:23 AM
Goddamn, beast wars was so epic. I always thought it was such unfair **** though. I mean, some of the dudes get to be like apes and rhinos and velociraptors and **** and another one comes out a... rat? Great. What are you contributing to the fight against the decepticons? ****ing bubonic plague? Do you take dumps in their sandwiches?

Well, if you didnt cover any open wounds while sleeping, he'll bite at them... That could hurt...
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on April 11, 2009, 01:05:28 AM
Earl Sneed Sinclair. 'nuff said.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on April 11, 2009, 01:12:14 AM
It's horrifying how much the voice can change the character.
My turn: Smith from the Matrixes
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on April 11, 2009, 02:00:37 AM
(http://fc18.deviantart.com/fs34/i/2008/299/9/b/hotdamntwodeviationsinoneday_by_Enigma49.jpg)
*sings chorus from Led Zeppelin's "All My Love"*
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on April 11, 2009, 02:23:35 AM
For the record, I totally inspired that image with two other images.

ITS ALL ME
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on April 11, 2009, 02:36:05 AM
But you didn't do it. Come back when you've done something worth getting my love for.

*blatantly ignores the entire thread*
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on April 11, 2009, 02:53:41 AM
Ahhh I best not show boat.
MINE ARE BETTER THOUGH
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: HobomasterXXX on April 11, 2009, 04:58:29 AM
Ahhh I best not show boat.
MINE ARE BETTER THOUGH
K ill do it for you
(http://th09.deviantart.com/fs32/300W/f/2008/187/f/5/Sketchswap__Hank_Sable_by_Razorthe6249th.png)
(http://th05.deviantart.com/fs31/300W/f/2008/187/a/8/Sketchswap__Hank_Mario_by_Razorthe6249th.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on April 11, 2009, 05:18:01 AM
Jesus Christ. What is this mess?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on April 11, 2009, 05:54:51 AM
A whole page without a comic.
Neat.

Here's some stuff.
On Monday, we'll see Kathy again. And it'll be my birthday.
And she'll say HER FIRST ONSCREEN words.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on April 11, 2009, 06:38:42 AM
My, but that text is tiny! I can't even read! it!

I suppose I should ignore it...
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on April 11, 2009, 06:41:31 AM
I suppose you're right, Archem. After all, what ever it says couldn't be very important.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Fisherson on April 11, 2009, 02:20:08 PM
K ill do it for you
(http://th09.deviantart.com/fs32/300W/f/2008/187/f/5/Sketchswap__Hank_Sable_by_Razorthe6249th.png)
(http://th05.deviantart.com/fs31/300W/f/2008/187/a/8/Sketchswap__Hank_Mario_by_Razorthe6249th.png)

Lol Now that's funny. Almost funnier than T-Rex, but not quite.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on April 13, 2009, 08:34:14 AM
Monday came around!
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/094.png">
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Ben on April 13, 2009, 08:36:48 AM
epic
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Red Fox on April 13, 2009, 09:35:43 AM
epic
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ellie-is on April 13, 2009, 11:57:27 AM
Did she kill herself or something.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Grandy on April 13, 2009, 07:23:22 PM
. . . . . . .

Dr. Who?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: WarxePB on April 13, 2009, 09:17:54 PM
Razor, are you a fan of LittleKuriboh? Or are you just using a Simpsons reference that just coincidentally happens to match a video done by the former?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Red Giant on April 13, 2009, 09:24:47 PM
It reminds me of those old flash games you made. Lel.

And anyway, just so no-one ever forgets this exists;
(http://www.drunkduck.com/The_New_Adventures_of_Red/pages/1e4643414d0781378290c439f751be70.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 13, 2009, 11:16:55 PM
For the record, the T-rex's voice in my head sounds exactly like Ganondorf in that Legendary Frog animation.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on April 14, 2009, 02:50:05 AM
Razor, are you a fan of LittleKuriboh? Or are you just using a Simpsons reference that just coincidentally happens to match a video done by the former?
I don't know, but
It reminds me of those old flash games you made. Lel.
Red has absolutely nailed it.
Gimme a bit and I'll link those old Flash games.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on April 14, 2009, 03:17:45 AM
A test link! I demand a test link!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on April 14, 2009, 05:13:13 AM
http://razor.sitesled.com/game.swf
http://razor.sitesled.com/gamesequal3.swf
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on April 14, 2009, 02:14:55 PM
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/095.png">
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ellie-is on April 14, 2009, 02:21:21 PM
Hahaha, pure win.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Red Giant on April 14, 2009, 04:19:31 PM
Not funny razor.

Not funny at all.


But also hilarious.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Fisherson on April 14, 2009, 05:44:26 PM
Monday came around!
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/094.png">

Sweet. I think I recognize the the bit with house disappearing, but I forgot the name of the show.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: RockJohnAxe on April 14, 2009, 10:12:01 PM
LOL, no its my pen!

Pen 15 that is... haha haha /fail
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ellie-is on April 14, 2009, 10:18:41 PM
Know what really is unfunny? An island full of pens. A pen island.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: RockJohnAxe on April 14, 2009, 10:21:40 PM
I see what u did Thar

Pen island
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Fisherson on April 14, 2009, 10:23:02 PM
Know what really is unfunny? An island full of pens. A pen island.

how is that you mange to turn a perfectly innocent comment into a queer one?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Cerebus on April 14, 2009, 11:20:58 PM
www.penisland.net
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: fruckert on April 15, 2009, 02:36:49 AM
www.therapistfinder.com
:o
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on April 15, 2009, 04:08:00 AM
http://www.whorepresents.com/
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Dominicy on April 15, 2009, 03:23:12 PM
http://www.whorepresents.com/

I was so sure that was fake. XD
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Red Giant on April 15, 2009, 03:33:33 PM
http://molestationnursery.blogspot.com/
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on April 15, 2009, 05:23:46 PM
Sweet. I think I recognize the the bit with house disappearing, but I forgot the name of the show.
http://razor.sitesled.com/game.swf
http://razor.sitesled.com/gamesequal3.swf

<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/096.png">
I got my Xbox 360 today. If that doesn't explain this comic nothing will.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ellie-is on April 15, 2009, 05:24:57 PM
It doesnts, but the comic is still awesome.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Red Fox on April 15, 2009, 07:13:07 PM
I now want a club sandwich. I have none. I'm now sad.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: SaiKar on April 15, 2009, 07:55:37 PM
Haha, that was great.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: WarxePB on April 15, 2009, 08:23:01 PM
Razor, do you happen to have any of those old GIF animations saved? I unfortunately lost most of mine (and some others that other members had made) when I got a new computer.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on April 15, 2009, 11:52:14 PM
I have the olds one I made.

I really wish I had saved the ones you did, though. They were great.

Haha, that was Razor at 3am after a long day of Xbox 360 saying "oh **** oh **** oh **** I need to make a comic already also I'd like to go to bed MAYBE I CAN COMBINE THESE ELEMENTS".
Ahem
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Red Giant on April 15, 2009, 11:58:15 PM
Though lacking in depth, I still appreciate what little educational value this comic could offer.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on April 16, 2009, 12:54:17 AM
You know nothing of sandwiches!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: fruckert on April 16, 2009, 01:17:32 AM
Italians

EDIT: Um...what?
That is not what I tried to post...
Um...whatever
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Fisherson on April 16, 2009, 02:20:50 AM
That would have been funnier if I wasn't trying to lose weight.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: fruckert on April 16, 2009, 02:37:05 AM
Italians

EDIT: Um...what?
That is not what I tried to post...
Um...whatever
...
I confuse myself sometimes
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on April 16, 2009, 04:33:05 PM
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/097.png">
Another late night production courtesy of Microsoft Xbox 360
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ellie-is on April 16, 2009, 04:35:15 PM
Lmao
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Fisherson on April 16, 2009, 04:36:38 PM
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/097.png">
Another late night production courtesy of Microsoft Xbox 360

Damn you Xbox! I want to see T-Rex!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on April 16, 2009, 04:58:24 PM
Holy ****, your mailbox opens the wrong way.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ellie-is on April 16, 2009, 06:23:53 PM
Hey Razor. Why not animate some UC? Make like , Unfunny Cartoons.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Ben on April 16, 2009, 06:58:26 PM
hey razor...why not animate...
my butt
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on April 16, 2009, 07:53:03 PM
Actually, with the exception on the possible loss of style, UCartoons could be pretty cool! Not very funny, but pretty cool.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on April 17, 2009, 01:22:48 AM
no
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ThexXtremeXx on April 17, 2009, 01:32:45 AM
                                                                                                                                       yes
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on April 17, 2009, 04:00:53 AM
:|
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Red Giant on April 17, 2009, 04:09:09 AM
Do it

I offer to voice it.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on April 17, 2009, 04:23:14 AM
Up yours, I'm voicing it!





We can share.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Red Giant on April 17, 2009, 04:36:24 AM
I was bluffing anyway.

I have no recording apparatus, nor voice.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on April 17, 2009, 05:04:42 AM
That's very interesting. Go on.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on April 18, 2009, 02:02:57 PM
Sorry about the wait
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/098.png">
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ellie-is on April 18, 2009, 03:31:41 PM
Hahaha. WIN.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on April 18, 2009, 04:47:34 PM
All toasters toast toast.

It was said, I has saved someone from grief.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on April 19, 2009, 03:07:46 AM
Three burns toast? This was clearly not a toaster of quality.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: HobomasterXXX on April 19, 2009, 03:09:50 AM
I made the best toast ever once. It was awesome.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: fruckert on April 19, 2009, 03:11:04 AM
I made the best toast ever once. It was awesome.
As have I
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: HobomasterXXX on April 19, 2009, 04:17:04 AM
As have I
Mine was better.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on April 19, 2009, 05:35:08 AM
My toast tastes like testes.

It's far better than either of yours.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on April 20, 2009, 01:05:14 PM
Tonight's comic comes tomorrow! If you're lucky.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Valiere on April 20, 2009, 04:28:47 PM
Then it's not tonight's comic anymore, is it?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Fisherson on April 21, 2009, 03:26:20 AM
Sorry about the wait
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/098.png">

Lol I love it. Especaily beacue it reminds me of when I used to make toast. Also two more and you'll be at your 100th comic! man that's a lot.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on April 21, 2009, 04:06:22 AM
Indeed.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on April 21, 2009, 01:11:37 PM
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/099.png">
100 tomorrow!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Red Fox on April 21, 2009, 01:18:32 PM
Awesome.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Emerates on April 21, 2009, 01:24:22 PM
It's.... it's uncanny!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Cerebus on April 21, 2009, 02:20:02 PM
Your character reading the newspaper inspired me.

And since I can't make my own comic...

(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c216/cerebus_x01/UnfunnyComicBipolar.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on April 22, 2009, 12:47:42 AM
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: RockJohnAxe on April 22, 2009, 01:23:01 AM
lol i had a funny idea for an unfunny comic, but i didnt wanna seem like im copying or anything, but this Fan idea is pretty good.

and Jeez Cerebus, its called unfunny comics not   slightly funny made me giggle briefly comic!!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Ben on April 22, 2009, 01:25:41 AM
**** yeah. 100 is coming
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Fisherson on April 22, 2009, 01:56:52 AM
You;ll have to do somthing super unfuny for 100th, me thinks, but what I have no idea.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on April 22, 2009, 02:51:30 PM
no idea? How about this?
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/100.gif">
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Red Giant on April 22, 2009, 03:02:54 PM
Animation + Colour? Truly this is a joyous occasion.

Absolutely surreal. Well done.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ellie-is on April 22, 2009, 04:00:36 PM
That wins hard man. Good job.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Cerebus on April 22, 2009, 04:07:16 PM
Wonderful!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Red Fox on April 22, 2009, 04:12:53 PM
I cried.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Fisherson on April 22, 2009, 05:12:56 PM
no idea? How about this?
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/100.gif">

HA HA HA HA BWA HA HA HA HA!! Oh yeah! That is the best comic ever!! Four stars! and a specail David smiley.
(http://i612.photobucket.com/albums/tt207/Davidstargazer/thDavidSmilley-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ellie-is on April 22, 2009, 05:15:45 PM
Not five stars?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Red Fox on April 22, 2009, 05:17:28 PM
Not six stars?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ellie-is on April 22, 2009, 05:21:32 PM
I give it all the stars in the whole damn sky.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Fisherson on April 22, 2009, 05:32:59 PM
I give it all the stars in the whole damn sky.

Impossible! That would stretch the forum till it collapsed into itself and we all ,including the comic, would cease to exist. Also I should have said five out of five stars, but I the comic fried my brain with it's awesomeness.
XD
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Ben on April 22, 2009, 06:07:42 PM
wow.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Valiere on April 22, 2009, 06:17:11 PM
Bravo!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Emerates on April 22, 2009, 09:12:08 PM
yes
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: DedlellyDeth on April 22, 2009, 10:44:01 PM
I think the comic should have ended at the third panel. To be truly anticlimactic.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on April 22, 2009, 11:57:30 PM
This is officially the biggest GIF I've ever seen.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on April 23, 2009, 12:16:27 AM
Oh Em Gee! THAT WAS AWESOME!!! I laughed at the dancing part... then at the dinosuar part!!! I was all like yay dinosuar! then... I gave it 10 thumbs up!!! & 9 GOLD STARS!!!  :*: :*: :*: :*: :*: :*: :*: :*: :*:
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 23, 2009, 12:57:42 AM
XD

For some reason the people in the last two panels look naked, despite there being no clothes in your comic outside trademark items. I actually thought that two naked guys taught him how to dance at first.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on April 23, 2009, 10:42:07 PM
It gets none more better than this.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Weregnome on April 24, 2009, 05:55:52 AM
Live, from Weregnome's house, yesterday's comic!
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/101.png">
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on April 24, 2009, 05:59:22 AM
Oh, I'm thinking of it.


Limitless.

Nice fan comic. It's about as close to the real thing as you can copy and paste.
























































Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Red Giant on April 24, 2009, 06:37:19 AM
Weregnome is razors irl supahfriend.

It's likely not a fan comic, yo.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on April 24, 2009, 06:59:03 AM
Weregnome is razors irl supahfriend.

It's likely not a fan comic, yo.
****, this guy gets all the answers right.
Give this man the prize!
Furthermore I have to do today's comic and tomorrow's comic today because I started on Tuesday instead of Monday.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on April 24, 2009, 09:44:50 AM
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/102.png">
Hopefully I can pump one more out tonight.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Red Fox on April 24, 2009, 10:03:02 AM
Damn, he is good.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on April 24, 2009, 12:16:06 PM
And now I'm all caught up!
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/103.png">
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Red Fox on April 24, 2009, 12:38:52 PM
Damn, for a moment I thought he had telekinetic skills
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ellie-is on April 24, 2009, 03:20:39 PM
Whats up with 3 comics one day?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on April 24, 2009, 04:24:42 PM
Making up for lost time?

Also:
Weregnome is razors irl supahfriend.

It's likely not a fan comic, yo.
I know. But one can hope that more fan comics might start to surface from the community, can't one?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on April 24, 2009, 09:50:30 PM
Live, from Weregnome's house, yesterday's comic!
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/101.png">
Ahhh. Gotta love laptop trackpads.

Also, 100th issue was golden. GOLDEN.

And, did I see a certain exchange of eye contact between dinosaur and government man in that last panel?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Red Giant on April 24, 2009, 10:18:19 PM
Holy **** razor #102 might be my favourite ever.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on April 25, 2009, 02:24:15 AM
Holy **** razor #102 might be my favourite ever.
:D
Whats up with 3 comics one day?
What that guy said, lost time.
Instead of doing comics Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday this week I did it Tuesday Wednesday Friday Friday Friday. It's still 5 comics a week.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on April 25, 2009, 02:49:23 AM
What that guy said, lost time.
*gulp* "That guy"? Do you not love me anymore?


Also, Jones soda ad. This is now the greatest thread in history.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: DedlellyDeth on April 25, 2009, 03:20:16 AM
On the 50th page, too!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on April 25, 2009, 04:44:04 PM
*gulp* "That guy"? Do you not love me anymore?

Of course we do. It's just that you mean so much to us that instead of saying 'Archem,' we say 'that guy.'

You're like Muhamm...
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on April 25, 2009, 08:51:39 PM
Ah, I see.

This is most pleasant.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Prpl_Mage on April 25, 2009, 10:08:49 PM
I had to make something.
I think I succeeded according to the comics' name at least.

(http://i44.tinypic.com/28v3vpx.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ellie-is on April 25, 2009, 10:11:56 PM
Haha. Sweet.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on April 25, 2009, 10:15:57 PM
so true...
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on April 25, 2009, 10:19:53 PM
Oh, how I love it.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on April 27, 2009, 12:36:03 PM
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/104.png">
Quote from: Razor, elsewhere
You know, I wouldn't be surprised if by the end of my run I've changed their names to "Verbose Ron" and "Stern Ned".
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: HobomasterXXX on April 27, 2009, 01:09:05 PM
I had to make something.
I think I succeeded according to the comics' name at least.

(http://i44.tinypic.com/28v3vpx.png)
They have no legs
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: RockJohnAxe on April 27, 2009, 01:17:00 PM
ROFL to 104!! thats comedy Gold Right there
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Weregnome on April 27, 2009, 03:31:49 PM
Oh, I'm thinking of it.


Limitless.

Nice fan comic. It's about as close to the real thing as you can copy and paste.

Outside, I have the ability to cut and paste his originals :D
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on April 27, 2009, 04:50:24 PM
Quote from: Archem2, elsewhere
I frown upon their desire to sing anything.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Fisherson on April 27, 2009, 07:03:47 PM
There is nothing on Charas better than these comics. Serously. I love evey one of them. (Also I think Archems new avatar is desenatizing me to flashes).
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on April 27, 2009, 11:21:27 PM
+1 Victory for me.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on April 27, 2009, 11:26:01 PM
Chants:  :bend:"More comix!" Love them... If I could marry the comix I would make a potable substance to increase my lifespan just so I could read more of these comix !!!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: DedlellyDeth on April 27, 2009, 11:29:56 PM
There is nothing on Charas better than these comics. Serously. I love evey one of them. (Also I think Archems new avatar is desenatizing me to flashes).

Why don't you go to a rave?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Prpl_Mage on April 27, 2009, 11:32:27 PM
Why don't you go to a rave?

He'd die.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Ben on April 27, 2009, 11:41:59 PM
raves are lame anyways.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: DedlellyDeth on April 27, 2009, 11:44:25 PM
He'd die.

(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Matt/UNCE-UNCE-UNCE.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on April 27, 2009, 11:55:12 PM
Haha... You failed! It was funny!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: DedlellyDeth on April 28, 2009, 12:00:42 AM
Haha... You failed! It was funny!

*facepalm*

Did you not see the tag?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on April 28, 2009, 12:01:18 AM
Clearly, he didn't. How sad.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on April 28, 2009, 12:09:03 AM
... i think i missed something...  ???
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Ben on April 28, 2009, 12:10:29 AM
Its not a fancomic.
Its a well known webcomic
Thats what you missed.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on April 28, 2009, 12:15:25 AM
Ohhh... makes more sence... it's ....supposed to... be... funny?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Prpl_Mage on April 28, 2009, 12:18:31 AM
Ohhh... makes more sence... it's ....supposed to... be... funny?

Morbid funny yeah.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on April 28, 2009, 12:26:28 AM
Heh... morbid gooood...
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on April 28, 2009, 10:33:29 AM
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/105.png">
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: RockJohnAxe on April 28, 2009, 11:14:13 AM
lol

8/10
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on April 28, 2009, 01:44:44 PM
This is funny, Razor.

What the funk?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on April 28, 2009, 10:15:27 PM
Bad manners is never funny.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Valiere on April 28, 2009, 10:28:48 PM
Let's play "Spot the Misspelled Word."
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on April 28, 2009, 10:29:09 PM
Bad manners is never funny.

Yeah Archem! Shame on you  :badboy:
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: DedlellyDeth on April 28, 2009, 10:32:26 PM
Let's play "Spot the Misspelled Word."

Ugh. Yeah. "Aquire" real ruins it, don't you think? Also, Razor, not enough silence. Unfunny needs time to sink in.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on April 28, 2009, 11:23:01 PM
Yeah Archem! Shame on you  :badboy:
Shut up! Everything is funny when you have a mustache!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on April 28, 2009, 11:40:37 PM
True to that...
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Bluhman on April 29, 2009, 12:24:04 AM
Let's play "Spot the Misspelled Word."

Aquire. Should be Acquire.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on April 29, 2009, 10:13:37 AM
Please see: calcualtor.

IT'S HISTORY NOW.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Valiere on April 29, 2009, 02:44:27 PM
Your mistakes live on in our hearts.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Red Giant on April 29, 2009, 03:22:47 PM
Speaking of mistakes, Razor, your birth.

In all srsns, Despicable Ron rocks.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Fisherson on April 29, 2009, 03:29:21 PM
Another epic win for Razor. I wonder what he does with them all.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on April 29, 2009, 05:24:09 PM
I figure he makes a castle out of epic, and it has a foundation of win.



That's what I'd do.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on April 29, 2009, 10:50:40 PM
I'm sure when you see this next comic you'll understand the delay.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: DedlellyDeth on April 30, 2009, 02:50:09 AM
Perhaps he makes a gigantic win cake with a delicious filling of epic.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on April 30, 2009, 02:51:27 AM
Alright, here it be.
I hope you like scrolling.
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/106.png">
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: fruckert on April 30, 2009, 03:04:31 AM
lolwut
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on April 30, 2009, 03:41:33 AM
I sure hope he doesn't own a restaurant.


The cooks would always run out of thyme.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on April 30, 2009, 08:33:45 AM
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/107.png">

Coming tomorrow, stunning conclusion to karaoke bar week? PROBABLY NOT?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: RockJohnAxe on April 30, 2009, 12:20:59 PM
LOL
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ellie-is on April 30, 2009, 03:46:33 PM
Sweet
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on April 30, 2009, 11:14:02 PM
Why won't you talk?!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: SaiKar on May 01, 2009, 12:05:24 AM
106 is so good.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on May 01, 2009, 12:38:09 AM
TBH I was thinking of you whilst drawing the government man
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: fruckert on May 01, 2009, 12:50:22 AM
Latest one is awesomeness defined.
Title: Re: Beer Keg
Post by: Razor on May 01, 2009, 01:24:37 AM
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/108.png">
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Grandy on May 01, 2009, 01:29:15 AM
. . . . acessory to the theft?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Cerebus on May 01, 2009, 01:33:52 AM
As in not preventing or denouncing them?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Grandy on May 01, 2009, 01:37:14 AM
Oh. Around here we call them "accomplices"
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: fruckert on May 01, 2009, 01:39:04 AM
Two in one day?
Hallelujah
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: DedlellyDeth on May 01, 2009, 01:44:48 AM
I hope he doesn't compensate for this by doing no comics for a while.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Cerebus on May 01, 2009, 01:49:11 AM
Oh. Around here we call them "accomplices"

Oh it may look like I was responding to you using sarcasm or whatever, but I was simply asking as well.
I just want to be sure you know and don't think I was being a jerk.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on May 01, 2009, 01:55:06 AM
That's a bit different. From the wiki:

"In some jurisdictions, an accessory is distinguished from an accomplice, who normally is present at the crime and participates in some way. An accessory must generally have knowledge that a crime is being, or will be committed. A person with such knowledge may become an accessory by helping or encouraging the criminal in some way, or simply by failing to report the crime to proper authority."


You people need to stop replying before I post.

Anyway, there are 15 hours between these last two comics, I've slept since then, and since I'm home instead of at TAFE I'm getting tonight's out of the way now.
Chillax, bros.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Cerebus on May 01, 2009, 01:58:45 AM
Oh, so I was right.
But that doesn't surprise me. After all, I'm always right. Well, except when I'm wrong.. but that never happen.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on May 01, 2009, 02:03:29 AM
But more importantly, I was right.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on May 01, 2009, 02:14:07 AM
They forgot the beer.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: DedlellyDeth on May 01, 2009, 03:32:50 AM
They forgot the beer.

I hope the beer doesn't get lonely.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on May 01, 2009, 04:32:42 AM
I think it has been implied that bottle is empty.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ellie-is on May 01, 2009, 01:21:25 PM
So are victor and lonnie going to jail.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on May 01, 2009, 06:50:45 PM
I think it has been implied that bottle is empty.
And I think it has been implied that it wasn't properly disposed of.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on May 04, 2009, 12:30:04 PM
<a href="http://murkhellsing.deviantart.com/art/Difference-of-Opinion-Comics-121407169">A guest comic!
<img src="http://fc06.deviantart.com/fs43/f/2009/124/2/6/Difference_of_Opinion_Comics_by_MurkHellsing.jpg">
And now: Mine!
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/109.png">
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ellie-is on May 04, 2009, 04:16:11 PM
x)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on May 04, 2009, 05:59:07 PM
Easiest damn skull to find. I pulled a fancy move with a rocket launcher.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Felix-0 on May 04, 2009, 06:03:10 PM
I hated Sand box's skull o_0''
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on May 04, 2009, 06:10:16 PM
I almost made a level with a teleporter and a shield door just so I could go grab it at my leisure. I also found out that while overloading the map kills the lazzahs, it also evaporates the skull.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Felix-0 on May 04, 2009, 06:12:52 PM
Yea, I knew that would happen. I just threw a teleporter out there once I found the skull itself, and kept on trying till I finally grabbed it. :3.
If Orbital is the new midship...I lost faith in mankind...
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on May 04, 2009, 07:11:03 PM
Orbital (http://halowiki.net/images/2/2c/Orbital_-_Station.jpg) and Midship (http://h2.halowiki.net/images/a/ac/Midship_Overview.jpg)? Unless I'm mistaken, they have nothing in common...
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on May 04, 2009, 10:40:17 PM
I hated Sand box's skull o_0''
hahahahaha
holy **** last night me and El Presidente, and half way through our third friend joined the game. It was absolutely the most fun I have had in a while.

At first we tried running to the skull. Didn't work.
Then we tried driving to the skull. Didn't work.
Flying to the skull. Falling to the skull. Throwing a teleporter exit to the skull.
Didn't work.
So we create this big pile of fusion coils and try to launch ourselves in the general direction of the skull. Didn't work. And in retrospect, I have no idea how we were supposed to get the skull back without doing it over and over and over again.
So then we played around with concentrating the explosions into one direction with a bunch of walls, and a ramp to help get the angle.
Didn't work.
So I don't know we must be around the half hour mark or something, where we suddenly question the possibility of the laser's ability to pierce scenery objects. To our surprise...
It worked.
So for the next half hour/45 minutes or perhaps longer, we start building this giant tunnel out of walls, wall corners, block huges (huge blocks if you prefer) and other such things. We run out of cash so we sell everything on the map except our poorly constructed fort.
While I was doing most of the work, near the end they started building ahead of me just to get up to it. Their poorly constructed roofless thing had me killed many times.
Not long after that, with hop, skip, jump and help from a bubble shield, we finally got the sucker.
We even took a picture, well posed, so I'll probably get that tonight, when I watch the replay.

Then half our before we ended it we discovered a scenery object called "tube".
Boy, would that have helped!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on May 04, 2009, 11:01:29 PM
You fellas are pathetic! I just carried a shield door and flew backwards, holding it between me and the tower trying to melt me.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on May 04, 2009, 11:07:53 PM
Well, given the option to do what you did, and what we did, I would choose what we did over and over and over.
Your's sounds so much more boring than mine. I'll be remembering mine for a long time.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Legacy of Elecrusher on May 04, 2009, 11:12:55 PM
What are you people even talking about? O.o
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on May 04, 2009, 11:26:49 PM
Well, given the option to do what you did, and what we did, I would choose what we did over and over and over.
Your's sounds so much more boring than mine. I'll be remembering mine for a long time.
Boring, yes, but much more effective. And smart.

And isn't everything that's smart and effective ultimately more boring than something fun, flimsy, and only technically effective?







Wow, for the first time, I did the smart thing on something. What have my meds done to me?!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Felix-0 on May 05, 2009, 06:17:11 PM
Orbital (http://halowiki.net/images/2/2c/Orbital_-_Station.jpg) and Midship (http://h2.halowiki.net/images/a/ac/Midship_Overview.jpg)? Unless I'm mistaken, they have nothing in common...
not orbital. (-5 typing points) The other new map, thats purple.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Prpl_Mage on May 05, 2009, 07:08:26 PM
not orbital. (-5 typing points) The other new map, thats purple.

Someone mentioned me?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on May 05, 2009, 10:33:23 PM
Boring, yes, but much more effective. And smart.

And isn't everything that's smart and effective ultimately more boring than something fun, flimsy, and only technically effective?







Wow, for the first time, I did the smart thing on something. What have my meds done to me?!
Well you know that saying "blondes have more fun"
Just replace "blondes" with "people who do things in a ridiculous over the top unnecessarily difficult way" or "retarded"

<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/110.png">
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on May 06, 2009, 03:47:21 AM
I miss my idiocy... And T-Rex's opinion.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Felix-0 on May 06, 2009, 06:22:25 PM
Someone mentioned me?
Nah, but we'll give notice when your needed ;3
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Fisherson on May 06, 2009, 07:10:16 PM
<a href="http://murkhellsing.deviantart.com/art/Difference-of-Opinion-Comics-121407169">A guest comic!
<img src="http://fc06.deviantart.com/fs43/f/2009/124/2/6/Difference_of_Opinion_Comics_by_MurkHellsing.jpg">
And now: Mine!
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/109.png">

Minus the head set, this reminds me of my life. Which makes it double
as unfunny.

<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/110.png">

:O I think I've had a dicusion like this with a freind recently.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Valiere on May 06, 2009, 07:51:49 PM
I had a dream last night that I saw the third Chris Nolan Batman movie, and it sucked. I barely remember what happened...That's how boring it was.

So yeah, when it comes out, skip it.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on May 06, 2009, 08:30:33 PM
...No.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on May 07, 2009, 06:28:04 AM
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/111.png">
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/112.png">
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Felix-0 on May 07, 2009, 06:00:36 PM
:3 112 was borderline chuckling.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on May 08, 2009, 02:41:00 AM
Poor David. At least he's got a good attitude about himself. *"going postal" pun*
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on May 08, 2009, 03:06:38 AM
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/113.png">

Speaking of which, Archem, you were totally right about Orbital.
I got El Prez on there with me to look for the skull, and after a bit of dicking around he found it in like 2 minutes. That includes said dicking, so his "looking for skull" to "skull time" would have been shorter than that.

What bothers me is that I can't believe I didn't see it when I was looking for it.
But oh well, that makes three skulls. Let's hope ODST's skulls are wicked fun/hard to get.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on May 08, 2009, 04:09:15 AM
I'm always right. You should know that by now.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Felix-0 on May 08, 2009, 06:00:48 PM
Liar :3
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on May 08, 2009, 10:44:07 PM
Say that all you want, but the facts say otherwise.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Ben on May 08, 2009, 11:25:09 PM
NEWSMAN DAN BITCHEZ
God damn right.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Grandy on May 09, 2009, 03:49:00 AM
I'm always right. You should know that by now.

I agree with Archem 1000%.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on May 09, 2009, 04:31:26 AM
I agree with Archem 1000%.
Point well made.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: fruckert on May 09, 2009, 04:32:57 AM
Point well made.
Agreed^1000% ;P
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ellie-is on May 10, 2009, 09:38:55 PM
Gueeeeeest... Comic!

(http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p6/lucas_irineu/UnfunnyGueststrip.png)

Not funny at all. I win.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: fruckert on May 10, 2009, 10:04:30 PM
That T-Rex is awesome
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ellie-is on May 10, 2009, 11:50:07 PM
Mine? Thank you.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: coasterkrazy on May 11, 2009, 01:19:23 AM
Hahaha I enjoyed the sandbox one as I witnessed my friend get it. He realized he could just use a bubble shield and teleporter pretty quickly though.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on May 11, 2009, 03:53:07 AM
T-Rex re-design must become canon.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on May 11, 2009, 03:10:44 PM
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/114.png">
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Valiere on May 11, 2009, 04:11:01 PM
Hahaha. I like.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ellie-is on May 11, 2009, 04:25:29 PM
Didnt she die?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on May 11, 2009, 04:55:42 PM
Best seller is selling best.

I want T-Rex's book so bad right now.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ellie-is on May 11, 2009, 05:09:51 PM
Yeah, it sounds like worth reading
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: fruckert on May 11, 2009, 10:39:44 PM
Definitely would be a riveting read
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on May 11, 2009, 10:49:28 PM
Didnt she die?
Did you even read this thread
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on May 12, 2009, 02:37:00 PM
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/115.png">
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Prpl_Mage on May 12, 2009, 02:43:51 PM
Not duke!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ellie-is on May 12, 2009, 03:44:23 PM
What ended this time?

EDIT: Oh that
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on May 12, 2009, 08:40:52 PM
YES we sell books.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: DedlellyDeth on May 12, 2009, 09:02:30 PM
Mo' like Duke Nukem FOREVER TO RELEASE
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on May 12, 2009, 10:53:25 PM
*cries*
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on May 13, 2009, 01:48:42 PM
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/116.png">
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Fisherson on May 13, 2009, 04:50:54 PM
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/114.png">

I think this hapens to everyone XD

<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/116.png">

Lol that almost hapened to me the other day while I was working Warped. i mean I just saved what I was editing and a couple
of seconds afterwads the power went out.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on May 13, 2009, 07:00:07 PM
Hooray for Ctrl + S!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: DedlellyDeth on May 14, 2009, 12:06:45 AM
Earlier? Is that a time-traveling answering machine?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on May 14, 2009, 12:22:49 AM
Oh shits, you're right! Inform the press!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Felix-0 on May 14, 2009, 06:31:00 PM
o_0 I just got that. Now i'm confuzzeled
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on May 15, 2009, 05:22:02 AM
What are you guys talking about
This isn't the first time I've drawn frames up in an achronistic order.
It's supposed to be obvious that while the frame with the answering machine is "earlier" it is infact merely a few scant seconds earlier.

Meanwhile I've still got two comics to do today.

<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/117.png">
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: RockJohnAxe on May 15, 2009, 05:30:29 AM
114 is pure awesome, 117 not so much :P
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on May 15, 2009, 06:59:45 AM
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/118.png">
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: fruckert on May 15, 2009, 07:05:57 AM
Pure awesome extract
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: SaiKar on May 15, 2009, 02:59:21 PM
Bwahahaha, errant pie.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on May 15, 2009, 03:13:22 PM
Oh Sai'Kar, good that you are here.
This is the last character for the unused character week.
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/119.png">
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Fisherson on May 15, 2009, 04:07:37 PM
He he he. Angent 41.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ellie-is on May 15, 2009, 04:14:22 PM
Razor wins haaard.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on May 15, 2009, 06:11:05 PM
Speaking of hard...
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: DedlellyDeth on May 15, 2009, 10:35:51 PM
Keep it up. Don't limit yourself to just one comic a day or however many, please.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Ben on May 16, 2009, 12:05:26 AM
LOL

I get the feeling 119 was intended to get me to finish my story
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on May 17, 2009, 12:16:07 PM
More of an incorporation of events.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on May 18, 2009, 12:36:02 PM
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/120.png">
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ellie-is on May 18, 2009, 05:15:24 PM
Hahahaha
win
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on May 18, 2009, 06:13:35 PM
I like where this has gone.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Fisherson on May 18, 2009, 06:33:57 PM
120 is the best ever.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: DedlellyDeth on May 18, 2009, 11:54:40 PM
Now in grey. OMG that was so win.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on May 19, 2009, 10:27:23 AM
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/121.png">
My friend cameos again.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ellie-is on May 19, 2009, 04:26:22 PM
Hahahahahahahahahaha. Win.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: DedlellyDeth on May 19, 2009, 09:03:45 PM
It would be better if he said "The flesh of a human!" because flesh doesn't flow well with fresh.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on May 19, 2009, 10:25:57 PM
That would totally go against everything I've set up for that character so far.
Why would I do that?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on May 20, 2009, 01:01:03 AM
You wouldn't.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on May 20, 2009, 02:46:24 PM
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/122.png">
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on May 20, 2009, 04:24:34 PM
Lonnie, what do you have against sheep?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ellie-is on May 20, 2009, 05:11:54 PM
XD
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Fisherson on May 20, 2009, 06:00:11 PM
121 is unbelievably awesome. I mean who's the guy at the end who agrees with T-Rex? Hannibal Lector?
XD so funny.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on May 20, 2009, 10:33:07 PM
Lonnie, what do you have against sheep?
I think you've misunderstood the intentions of both parties here.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: fruckert on May 20, 2009, 10:34:49 PM
Does this smell like chloroform to you?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on May 20, 2009, 10:48:00 PM
I think you've misunderstood the intentions of both parties here.
That, or Lonnie doesn't care about the local sheep population's comfort levels.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on May 21, 2009, 02:29:24 PM
Originally, Evil Ned was going to have a Blista Compact
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/123.png">
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ellie-is on May 21, 2009, 04:19:31 PM
XD!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on May 21, 2009, 07:49:01 PM
I knew it! Despicable Ron and Evil Ned are gay lovers!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: DedlellyDeth on May 22, 2009, 12:04:12 AM
So it's true? 3rd panel is best.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on May 22, 2009, 12:14:44 AM
OMG. I saw the sheep and just busted out laughing! Total 5  :*:
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on May 22, 2009, 12:40:03 AM
What is goign on.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on May 22, 2009, 03:07:59 AM
This is for those of you who thought the last comic was too funny, and for Archem who needs THE JOKE TO BE EXPLAINED AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/123CAD.png">


Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Myownpath on May 22, 2009, 03:18:11 AM
Wow this is a good thing you got going on here. I like it alot =P
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Valiere on May 22, 2009, 03:33:52 AM
I now need every one of your comics to be explained in a similar manner.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Fisherson on May 22, 2009, 01:35:32 PM
This is for those of you who thought the last comic was too funny, and for Archem who needs THE JOKE TO BE EXPLAINED AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/123CAD.png">


Bwahaha ha! You both Dissed Archem and made the comic funnier, nice.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: coasterkrazy on May 22, 2009, 04:18:20 PM
Seriously, why do people keep going on about how funny this comic is? This comic is not funny at all. It never has been.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on May 22, 2009, 06:56:07 PM
Bwahaha ha! You both Dissed Archem and made the comic funnier, nice.
And even lower!



And now my post is gone. Something serious is goign on.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: RockJohnAxe on May 22, 2009, 07:30:40 PM
pfft coaster,  it goes about:
15% not funny
65% Giggle Material
20% Comedy Gold
-----
100%   Win
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: DedlellyDeth on May 22, 2009, 08:07:39 PM
I think he was referring to the title or the anticlimax of it.

The last one is my favorite.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on May 23, 2009, 12:26:54 AM
I still think they're gay lovers.

Because homosexuality isn't funny.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on May 23, 2009, 07:52:13 AM
Because homosexuality isn't funny.
While this is ENTIRELY TRUE (see: Will and Grace *shudder*), no.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on May 23, 2009, 04:00:20 PM
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/124.png">
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: DedlellyDeth on May 23, 2009, 05:11:03 PM
What's with the pixels?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on May 23, 2009, 05:34:09 PM
zoomed with paint
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: DedlellyDeth on May 23, 2009, 05:39:06 PM
It makes him look scary.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Fisherson on May 23, 2009, 06:01:15 PM
Pixelated goodness. But...a goat? Who draws a piture of a goat at 1:15 AM?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: fruckert on May 23, 2009, 09:59:24 PM
...me
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on May 23, 2009, 11:56:14 PM
It makes him look scary.
I have a hunch that Lonnie is the government guy.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on May 24, 2009, 02:32:46 AM
I have a hunch that Lonnie is the government guy.
Is this another one of your "jokes"
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on May 24, 2009, 03:04:50 AM
Is it? I fear it's become too hard for people to tell these days...
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on May 24, 2009, 03:09:41 AM
Well considering that comic involves Lonnie not at all...
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on May 24, 2009, 03:42:30 AM
So you see some of what I do.


Very good.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on May 24, 2009, 04:05:45 AM
Dude your humour sucks
why can't you be more like your older brother, Red?
At least I have ONE good son...
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: coasterkrazy on May 24, 2009, 04:18:46 AM
I think he was referring to the title or the anticlimax of it.

Ah, someone gets it.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: DedlellyDeth on May 24, 2009, 04:48:04 AM
Unfunny Comics are funny, but they have no punchline.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on May 24, 2009, 05:34:57 AM
Dude your humour sucks
why can't you be more like your older brother, Red?
At least I have ONE good son...
I require too much thought half the time! I just can't lower my brow any further, it seems!

Why did God give me such a strange facial structure?!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on May 24, 2009, 11:49:21 AM
Brows or no brows, you pale compared to Frasier.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ellie-is on May 24, 2009, 12:17:46 PM
Haha.

Anyway, whats up with the suastica on dedlely's avy?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: fruckert on May 24, 2009, 07:18:49 PM
I think he is trying to be funny
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: DedlellyDeth on May 24, 2009, 08:27:39 PM
It's the symbol for Raelism, a crazy UFO religion. I'm dead serious. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raelism)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: _JeT_ on May 24, 2009, 08:42:38 PM
Wow, what retards. It is a swastika, and a star of david. Plus, the one in your avy is rainbow... Gay, Jewish Nazis...
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on May 25, 2009, 02:53:23 PM
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/125.png">
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Fisherson on May 25, 2009, 09:47:41 PM
It's the symbol for Raelism, a crazy UFO religion. I'm dead serious. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raelism)

Didn't;t the Simpson's do a episode based on this?

<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/125.png">

Lol good, but I think you have a hidden joke in there involving him taking off his glasses. Am I right?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on May 25, 2009, 10:19:51 PM
No? It's just a guy cleaning his glasses.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Fisherson on May 25, 2009, 10:36:43 PM
No? It's just a guy cleaning his glasses.

Hmm strange. Maybe I'm just reading too much into it.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: DedlellyDeth on May 25, 2009, 10:46:27 PM
So... unfunny...
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on May 26, 2009, 01:46:25 AM
I have glasses too, yay!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on May 26, 2009, 02:23:59 AM
Hmm strange. Maybe I'm just reading too much into it.
Well I suppose there is always the underlying reference that quite often in the media when a character has glasses, you never see their eyes, to the extent it becomes a joke that when their glasses are off, you usually see the back of their head while other characters look in awe, or something blocks the vision. Professor Farnsworth is an example of this.

And yet, here it is, religious person takes off his glasses and he has eyes like everybody else.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: DedlellyDeth on May 26, 2009, 02:47:57 AM
Hmm... I thought his eyes were filled with the light of Jesus and the glasses dispersed it.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on May 26, 2009, 02:33:36 PM
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/126.png">
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ellie-is on May 26, 2009, 03:54:18 PM
Hahaha win, both of those
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on May 26, 2009, 10:54:52 PM
It's also possible that the power was out, but they weren't aware.


Perhaps not probable, but definitely possible.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: DedlellyDeth on May 26, 2009, 11:22:41 PM
Are they trying to be funny? And this comic is an unfunny description of it?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: fruckert on May 27, 2009, 04:45:51 AM
I talk like that
It pisses people off
Especially my gramma
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on May 27, 2009, 03:10:46 PM
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/127.png">
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: DedlellyDeth on May 28, 2009, 01:03:48 AM
Bwahaha meta.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on May 29, 2009, 02:53:13 PM
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/128.png">
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/129.png">
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ellie-is on May 29, 2009, 04:09:45 PM
Rofl.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on May 29, 2009, 06:47:54 PM
Before donning the hat, I was lost about who David was.

Apparently, apparel is everything.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ellie-is on May 29, 2009, 07:50:47 PM
Yeah. Darkfox cant tell its me when my hat is off.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: DedlellyDeth on May 30, 2009, 12:02:59 AM
129 happens to me all the time.










...
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on May 30, 2009, 06:53:56 AM
You know what comic is really unfunny?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on May 30, 2009, 11:21:37 AM
Why does David have an L-block on the table?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Dragonium on May 30, 2009, 11:33:29 AM
You know what comic is really unfunny?

Ctrl+Alt+Del?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Red Giant on May 30, 2009, 12:22:07 PM
Why does David have an L-block on the table?
REVERSE L YOU ABSOLUTE NOOB
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on May 30, 2009, 12:42:14 PM
REVERSE L YOU ABSOLUTE NOOB

NO!! IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on May 30, 2009, 01:38:27 PM
Why does David have an L-block on the table?
Because S/Z blocks are USELESS.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on May 30, 2009, 10:50:28 PM
Yes they are! You have too weak an understanding of Tetris!






Ctrl+Alt+Del?
No, it's just depressing.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on May 31, 2009, 01:38:15 AM
If you had 100 S/Z blocks (one or the other, not alternating) in a row, you would lose. The same cannot be said for the other blocks.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on May 31, 2009, 02:19:27 AM
I AM SORRY GAIZ I MUST NOW LOCK MYSELF IN MY ROOM AND PLAY TETRIS FOR NINE HOURS STRAIGHT.







If you don't hear from me in a month, send Grandy.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on May 31, 2009, 02:34:19 AM
If you had 100 S/Z blocks (one or the other, not alternating) in a row, you would lose. The same cannot be said for the other blocks.
The odds of this are nearly impossible. In newer editions of Tetris, this is impossible, as the algorithm is altered slightly to prevent certain abuses and prevent the chance of such an unfair loss. The blocks, while not as useful as the rest, are indeed useful. You don't take Tetris as seriously as I do.


And a nine hour Tetris marathon is no joking matter. I've done it. I do it quite often. Ed, you're just as useless in a Tetris committee as Razor.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on May 31, 2009, 02:47:23 AM
Original GB Tetris or GTFO, Archem. Them's the rules.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on May 31, 2009, 02:49:54 AM
You don't make the rules. You have no authority on the issue. You GTFO.

Don't make me fetch mah Tetris 2 and confuse the piss out of you.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: elementalhero76 on May 31, 2009, 04:11:15 AM
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/127.png">

Joe cartoon reference perhaps?

These comics are awesome!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on May 31, 2009, 04:59:54 AM
"Joe cartoon"? What be this?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on May 31, 2009, 05:43:55 AM
You don't make the rules. You have no authority on the issue. You GTFO.

Don't make me fetch mah Tetris 2 and confuse the piss out of you.
Hey, I have Tetris & Dr.Mario and I am not afraid to use it.
Joe cartoon reference perhaps?

These comics are awesome!
What the hell are you talking about
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: elementalhero76 on May 31, 2009, 06:08:52 AM
"I got nothing"
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: DedlellyDeth on May 31, 2009, 10:17:48 PM
Is he eating butter?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on May 31, 2009, 10:22:46 PM
Hey, I have Tetris & Dr.Mario and I am not afraid to use it.

Let's settle this once and for all! Tetris only, original game boys, Final Destination!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: DedlellyDeth on May 31, 2009, 10:40:15 PM
Or how about the original program by Alexey Pajitnov?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on May 31, 2009, 10:41:48 PM
Or how about the original program by Alexey Pajitnov?

THIS IS NOT YOUR BATTLE ITS OURS GO AWAY SO WE CAN FIGHT BEFORE I CUT YOU AND RAPE YOU SIMULTANEOUSLY.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on June 01, 2009, 03:49:42 AM
Let's settle this once and for all! Tetris only, original game boys, Final Destination!
Vanilla always sucks. Balance issues abound. God damn you, Valve!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 01, 2009, 09:59:59 PM
Vanilla always sucks. Balance issues abound. God damn you, Valve!

Alright then. We can always do it in live action. I'll bring the people in colored shirts.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on June 01, 2009, 11:36:35 PM
This is more like it! I'll get to work on the cardboard menus.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on June 02, 2009, 12:00:49 AM
This is my favorite topic of all time.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on June 02, 2009, 12:47:50 AM
Are you somehow suggesting that you're responsible for that magical high number? Because you're not. Have you been here 15,900 time? No? Then GTFO.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Felix-0 on June 02, 2009, 01:32:30 PM
In regards to tetris, I <3 Tetris Attack for Snes =P

Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: DedlellyDeth on June 02, 2009, 11:52:10 PM
In regards to tetris, I <3 Tetris Attack for Snes =P



Fake Tetris is **** Tetris. It's Goddamn Nintendo trying to make more money by branding another game with Mario characters.
Oh, and calling it Tetris.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Felix-0 on June 03, 2009, 11:38:38 AM
It was still fun as hell
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Weregnome on June 09, 2009, 05:42:48 AM
I think I am possibly one of the few to comment on the fact that you haven't done a comic in a week.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on June 09, 2009, 07:52:21 AM
You are the first, on Charas, DrunkDuck and deviantart.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Cerebus on June 09, 2009, 07:56:39 AM
I thought about it yesterday, but I didn't comment.
I should've done it, that way I would've been the first.

Well, maybe I'll be the first to demand one.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Weregnome on June 09, 2009, 01:46:14 PM
You are the first, on Charas, DrunkDuck and deviantart.

This views how observant I am
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Felix-0 on June 09, 2009, 01:59:20 PM
If I beg will you make a new one?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on June 26, 2009, 06:38:39 AM
ATTENTION MORTALS

Unfunny comics' 2 year anniversary is coming up. (June 30th)
Please make a note of it.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on June 26, 2009, 07:15:01 AM
Wow, seriously?

...Wow :O

It doesnt seem like that long at all...
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on June 26, 2009, 08:59:12 AM
Yeah. Mostly because it doesn't even have enough comics for two years.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ellie-is on June 26, 2009, 04:34:04 PM
ATTENTION MORTALS

Unfunny comics' 2 year anniversary is coming up. (June 30th)
Please make a note of it.
Yaaay. Expect fanarts
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 26, 2009, 04:36:22 PM
Yaaay. Expect fanarts

Indeed.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on June 29, 2009, 02:05:37 PM
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/130.png">
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Felix-0 on June 29, 2009, 02:06:30 PM
Holy S*** a new one, and It confused me.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ellie-is on June 29, 2009, 02:08:26 PM
Good one.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on June 29, 2009, 02:14:26 PM
It's only been a month.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Felix-0 on June 29, 2009, 02:26:25 PM
I be kidding :3
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on June 29, 2009, 03:31:08 PM
Ha.  I got it!  Haha
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Grandy on June 29, 2009, 06:59:32 PM
I feel this comics are trailing the same path Homestar Runner did, with the bad guy getting more attention to the point he could be the main character.

 Then again, HR became famous enough to have it's own Wii game, so w/e.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Prpl_Mage on June 29, 2009, 09:03:27 PM
I feel this comics are trailing the same path Homestar Runner did, with the bad guy getting more attention to the point he could be the main character.

 Then again, HR became famous enough to have it's own Wii game, so w/e.

No, the game is about Strong bad. So the bad guy got more attention and fans than the main char. Enough to get his own game. Might be because of Trogdor though.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: fruckert on June 29, 2009, 09:14:52 PM
I believe that I figured out how to read this one...
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on June 29, 2009, 10:22:19 PM
Well, Despicable Ron is one of my and other's favourite characters. He's just so fun to write and to have people talk to.
Especially when I can work "Despicable Ron" into every sentence. Try it now. What's funnier?
"You shouldn't be here, Drace."
"You shouldn't be here, Despicable Ron."
Exactly.

Also I've been trying to put Victor being in less strips, since excluding Lonnie he is in more than double of any other character.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ellie-is on June 29, 2009, 11:43:51 PM
(http://comics.drunkduck.com/Pokemon_RAINBOW/pages/22f37903fbc1c23b64900ac3ab6d5317.png)
*Making the exact same post into two different threads*
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on June 30, 2009, 01:04:40 AM
Yes.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: HobomasterXXX on June 30, 2009, 04:40:23 AM
(http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs47/f/2009/180/f/e/I_accudentaly_the_whole_comic_by_hobomasterxxx.png)
I don't even know.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on June 30, 2009, 05:37:08 AM
You know what they say about bandwagons. I don't, but I'm sure you do.

(http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/6775/happysecondbirthday.png)

I hear that CAD has pulled off this feat as well.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Cerebus on June 30, 2009, 05:45:37 AM
Well, here's mine, then.

(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c216/cerebus_x01/UnfunnyComicBirthday-1.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on June 30, 2009, 05:57:52 AM
My God, where is your hair?! Do you live under the power lines or near Chernobyl? Both, perhaps?

Also, it would seem that you have a poor diet. Your arms are like twigs!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Cerebus on June 30, 2009, 06:03:10 AM
Nah that character isn't supposed to represent me.

And I love simplicity. This kind of character is easy to re-draw (even though I simply copy-pasted).
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on June 30, 2009, 06:26:59 AM
He's still terrifying. He's like a mutant zombie (which, depending on what frame of reference we're using, may be redundant).
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on June 30, 2009, 08:02:38 AM
Congratulations Archem, you just got the 1000th reply in this thread.

Nice comics guys. Especially Cerebus for using that guy of mine.
And Archem breaking the forth wall is nothing new to the comic. That's what the first ones were about really. Remember Jennifer Lopez comic?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on June 30, 2009, 08:06:46 AM
Congratulations Archem, you just got the 1000th reply in this thread.
I deserve this.

And Archem breaking the forth wall is nothing new to the comic. That's what the first ones were about really. Remember Jennifer Lopez comic?
Oh, I'm well aware. Are you not noticing the fourth panel (a coincidence that I would have pointed out, but making larger word bubbles is far, far too much work).

Hell, the comic that I chose to edit was involved in the fourth wall! You seem to think that I just slap ideas together willy-nilly! I do my homework! I plan everything out!


Well, except for that one night... By the way, I hope none of you watch America's Most Wanted.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: HobomasterXXX on June 30, 2009, 08:26:00 AM
(http://fc00.deviantart.com/fs48/f/2009/181/5/5/Unfunny_Comics_Fanart2_by_hobomasterxxx.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on June 30, 2009, 08:28:06 AM
oh ****, the MSPaint zoom in. I love you.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on June 30, 2009, 08:28:59 AM
He's on to me!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Darkfox on June 30, 2009, 08:44:07 AM
Yeah, and the crazy thing is, it's usually the other way around!









Nice comics by the way, they always give me a good chuckle.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Felix-0 on June 30, 2009, 08:49:05 AM
I'm not sure how to interpenetrate that statement,
Star fox!!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: HobomasterXXX on June 30, 2009, 09:24:35 AM
Srs Ron is my new proudest creation.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: fruckert on June 30, 2009, 09:31:32 AM
He's staring into my soul.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on June 30, 2009, 01:54:33 PM
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/131.png">
Don't get it? Scroll back 61 comics.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Felix-0 on June 30, 2009, 04:07:33 PM
lol.
Epic combo
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on June 30, 2009, 06:23:41 PM
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/131.png">
Don't get it? Scroll back 61 comics.
I tried that. Didn't work out correctly. I may need to check my math...
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on June 30, 2009, 11:50:42 PM
http://www.charas-project.net/forum/index.php?topic=20675.msg237577#msg237577
I forgot that I retroactively put numbers on all the ones I left numbers off of.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on July 01, 2009, 12:51:39 AM
Hey, I was pretty close with my math!

One comic off, would you believe?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Emerates on July 01, 2009, 01:20:49 AM
Excellence.

Also, Razor is too active.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on July 01, 2009, 01:55:10 AM
"Sup"  ... that was a little different
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on July 01, 2009, 02:54:08 AM
Excellence.

Also, Razor is too active.
Very too active. He's so active, I may just start typing "Razor" instead of using a space bar.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on July 01, 2009, 06:04:45 AM
My tribute to this lovely series:
[spoiler](http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q214/darthjastarband/61131boyscomewithmepng.png)[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Darkfox on July 01, 2009, 06:08:13 AM
OH NO! What have you done!? You've created a time paradox!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Valiere on July 01, 2009, 07:08:55 AM
That tribute is pretty win.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on July 01, 2009, 07:53:09 AM
Very nicely done.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Felix-0 on July 01, 2009, 10:54:41 AM
Eheheh. That would be weird...seeing 27 of me in the same room.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on July 01, 2009, 11:15:25 AM
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/132.png">
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ellie-is on July 01, 2009, 12:11:54 PM
XD
Win.
I never played the second one, but I own Streets of Rage :D
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on July 01, 2009, 11:52:42 PM
I miss those games.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on July 02, 2009, 10:25:18 AM
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/133.png">
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: HobomasterXXX on July 02, 2009, 10:45:15 AM
i confus
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on July 02, 2009, 10:52:09 AM
Because 3DRealms said that they hadn't cancelled DNF.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Felix-0 on July 02, 2009, 11:49:42 AM
Lol.

I got and understood
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on July 02, 2009, 01:31:12 PM
But it's Duke Nuke Forver! It hasn't been forever yet!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Felix-0 on July 02, 2009, 02:01:07 PM
Damn you....
I guess thats true
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on July 03, 2009, 09:53:49 AM
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/134.png">
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: HobomasterXXX on July 03, 2009, 10:43:43 AM
I see you are making derogatry comments regarding Pyros. I am not amused. This is my not amused face.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Felix-0 on July 03, 2009, 12:41:08 PM
That's your everyday face.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on July 03, 2009, 09:17:49 PM
M1+W
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on July 04, 2009, 02:33:59 AM
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/M1W.jpg">
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B170dwf7Z7I

that is all I have to say on the matter.


Also sorry guys Unfunny comics will be taking a two day hiatus.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Felix-0 on July 05, 2009, 01:50:31 AM
lol.
Cool story bro.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on July 05, 2009, 02:08:16 AM
I have all sorts of ideas that would make the Pyro require (at least a little bit) more skill without making him too hard to use.

Valve doesn't like my suggestions because they all play Pyro...
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on July 12, 2009, 06:50:06 AM
Sorry about this week, folks.
I've been dealing with malware all week.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on July 12, 2009, 07:33:50 AM
I hate malware.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Darkfox on July 12, 2009, 08:02:59 AM
Malware makers should just be dealt with the old fashion way: capital punishment. Capital meaning "head" and punishment meaning "lobbed off".
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Bluhman on July 12, 2009, 10:17:31 AM
Malware hates me. You know, for having Sophos and Spybot.

Sophos = Impenetrable wall of protection, pretty much.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Felix-0 on July 12, 2009, 02:00:18 PM
Spybot has to be one of he best out there, and It's effin free
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: HobomasterXXX on July 13, 2009, 08:39:14 AM
Spybot has to be one of he best out there, and It's effin free
It only gets Spyware, not Malware though.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on July 13, 2009, 11:51:42 AM
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/135.png">
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Dragonium on July 13, 2009, 02:20:45 PM
It's always worth a try though.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ellie-is on July 13, 2009, 03:09:57 PM
Yup.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Rahl on July 13, 2009, 04:07:46 PM
I hate popcorn in general, it always gets stuck in my teeth.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on July 13, 2009, 06:12:56 PM
This one has to be one of my favourites. I don't even know why. I love it.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: SaiKar on July 13, 2009, 08:04:35 PM
Hahaha. Come on, tell me that one wasn't inspired by a true story somehow.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on July 13, 2009, 08:39:57 PM
I know I've tried it.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Ben on July 13, 2009, 08:52:08 PM
RAZOR I LOVE YEEEEW.

I want to mouth spew the story behind this, but alas it shall remain an enigma
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on July 14, 2009, 12:33:02 AM
It would appear that you and Archem bear stars below your names. Neat.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on July 14, 2009, 01:37:13 AM
It is a mystery
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on July 20, 2009, 10:42:51 AM
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/136.png">
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Emerates on July 20, 2009, 12:56:30 PM
How... existential!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ellie-is on July 20, 2009, 01:03:07 PM
Hahaha.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Tina Branford on July 20, 2009, 03:02:48 PM
I've spent way more on shoes than that. And they've lasted me less time than a few months.

Also, these comics are hilarious. So you fail, Razor!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on July 20, 2009, 06:58:16 PM
Lonnie is fascinated by those shoes.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: fruckert on July 21, 2009, 01:32:29 AM
I've spent way more on shoes than that.
Sorry to bring up a sterotype, but you are also female.

Also, I don't think I've ever spent that much on shoes. I've always spent much, much more.
Because I like good shoes.
That last a while.
...
*revokes man card*
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ellie-is on July 21, 2009, 01:33:19 AM
My shoes are all cheap.
They dont last long but I wear them anyway.
Because I cant afford new ones.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Fortet on July 21, 2009, 05:20:57 AM
I can. But that's only because the U.S. Economic System is whacked.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on July 21, 2009, 06:05:29 AM
My crazy $20 shoes that I got six or seven years ago are still going strong!

They do look old, though.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on July 21, 2009, 11:35:53 AM
<img src="http://comics.drunkduck.com/Unfunny_comics/pages/b560cf52a5b6bde68cad8914dcac0ddd.png">
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Cerebus on July 21, 2009, 11:47:29 AM
I love it.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Emerates on July 21, 2009, 12:50:45 PM
I don't... understand....
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ellie-is on July 21, 2009, 02:02:48 PM
I love it too.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on July 21, 2009, 06:14:02 PM
<3 Hippie type person.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: fruckert on July 21, 2009, 09:58:01 PM
I don't... understand....
Myexcellent...
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Rahl on July 21, 2009, 10:39:28 PM
<img src="http://comics.drunkduck.com/Unfunny_comics/pages/b560cf52a5b6bde68cad8914dcac0ddd.png">

Thats kind of cheating isn't it? I loved it but it also sounded like it was suppose to bea joke.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on July 22, 2009, 05:55:16 AM
Boy, I've certainly had to deal with that before...
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Ben on July 22, 2009, 06:35:59 AM
this is why i hate hippies. that and the pissy patchouli stink
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on July 22, 2009, 02:08:40 PM
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/138.png">
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: fruckert on July 22, 2009, 02:10:27 PM
Hey, that one has a punchline. Therefore, it is funny. I cry foul.

...
xD
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ellie-is on July 22, 2009, 02:40:52 PM
1984? You sure like to draw that book.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: fruckert on July 22, 2009, 02:44:02 PM
Good book.
Or so I've heard.
I've never read it ;_;
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on July 22, 2009, 08:44:17 PM
Poor David. He never gets the respect he deserves.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Ben on July 22, 2009, 09:11:08 PM
the irony of her literary choices is amusing.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on July 23, 2009, 04:39:55 AM
Ooh. Rejected.

Poor David. :C
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: fruckert on July 23, 2009, 06:31:06 AM
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/114.png">
What is this?
Was that a reference to this older comic?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on July 23, 2009, 06:33:15 AM
That particular trademark 1984 book can be seen in a few others, if I remember correctly.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Ben on July 23, 2009, 06:41:01 AM
i should have known that. I have an emotional investment to 114.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on July 23, 2009, 08:34:38 AM
the irony of her literary choices is amusing.
You lost me. Explain plox.
Also
Apparently so! I just got it from MSN, and I haven't seen the newest one yet. But that joke has probably been passed around long before Willy Wonka.

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v244/LupineWarlord/EP019.png" alt="Best. Comic. Ever.">
I always meant to do more of these year comics.
And I forgot how small the original book was.
I guess Kathy has the large print edition.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Ben on July 23, 2009, 08:40:28 AM
the irony stems from the character that has fairly recently been revealed to have some sort of mysterious special forces type of job is reading a book about a dystopian future, that has anarchistic undertones.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on July 23, 2009, 08:41:35 AM
hey that is pretty cool
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Ben on July 23, 2009, 10:02:14 AM
I am more then just a pretty face you know.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on July 23, 2009, 02:35:55 PM
today's comic will have to wait till tomorrow, but personally, for me, it's worth the wait.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on July 24, 2009, 01:01:29 AM
But then it won't be today's comic! It will be tomorrow's comic!

But by the time it becomes tomorrow, it will be today, and then it will be today's comic.

Very clever, Razor.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on July 24, 2009, 01:07:12 AM
For me, maybe. For you it's still the same day, just night.
Whatever the case - REDESIGN~~
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/139.png">
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on July 24, 2009, 01:09:04 AM
Is Evil Ned nervous? Have we discovered his secret weakness?!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on July 24, 2009, 01:17:50 AM
I don't think anyone would feel to competent staring into the maw of a giant teeth elemental who is demanding food, politely.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Red Giant on July 24, 2009, 01:19:36 AM
Oh T-Rex.

Your thirst for blood is unquenchable! You cause people's hair to shake in fear!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Tina Branford on July 24, 2009, 01:30:38 AM
There was definitely a punchline in there. It's subtle, but there.

Also, having read through all of your comics, I think that Evil Ned is the best character. I demand a spinoff!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on July 24, 2009, 02:12:21 AM
I think that Evil Ned is the best character.
What, with that car swerve he did in that one comic? I'd be obliged to agree.

However, Lonnie has won my heart.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on July 24, 2009, 02:18:59 AM
oh ****, I'll have to update my signature, too. T.Rex's head is OLD now.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: fruckert on July 24, 2009, 02:37:20 AM
Government Guy
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on July 24, 2009, 02:51:22 PM
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/140.png">
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ellie-is on July 24, 2009, 04:57:37 PM
Haha. Funny. So, you fail.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Rahl on July 24, 2009, 07:32:37 PM
Thats a very practical, comic. It happens to me all the time.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on July 24, 2009, 09:48:04 PM
Oh god. Razor, you aren't spying on me, are you?

I swear, right down to the "a" key.

It's scary.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on July 27, 2009, 03:35:23 AM
Yes, it's a tragedy. That's the opposite of comedy.

You win.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on July 27, 2009, 02:53:03 PM
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/141.png">
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ellie-is on July 27, 2009, 03:07:14 PM
So... Unfunny.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: fruckert on July 27, 2009, 03:40:40 PM
So... Unfunny.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on July 27, 2009, 04:19:19 PM
Eagles? ಠ_ಠ

EAGLES!?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on July 27, 2009, 04:24:45 PM
I agree.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on July 27, 2009, 10:45:43 PM
There are at least 4 references in this comic.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: fruckert on July 27, 2009, 10:56:03 PM
62, 49
42, 69

Orwell, 1984

Dead bird on lawn, eagle

...
I'm out
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Rahl on July 27, 2009, 11:25:04 PM
I didn't put that much thought into to figure that out...
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on July 27, 2009, 11:27:11 PM
2 outta 4 ain't bad.

Out of 5. There are 5 references.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Dragonium on July 28, 2009, 12:06:47 AM
Overly-strict government/surveillance reference? UK government? Internet censorship?

Screaming Eagles being a TF2 Soldier reference, or one of the many other things it could be a reference to?

Lag? No? No.

Spies? Deactivating my technology?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on July 28, 2009, 01:45:10 AM
Yeah, I caught the Screaming Eagles thing, too.

Unless that wasn't something to be caught. In that case, I didn't catch it.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on July 28, 2009, 07:56:45 AM
For the record:
1. The Screaming Eagles was a reference to Team Fortress 2 where the Soldier sometimes says it, but as a google search soon pointed out other teams have taken that name, so yeah.
2. Wild Cats was a reference to an episode of The Simpsons, where Bart's football(?) team the Springfield Wildcats go up against the Shelbyville Wildcats, which I think is a reference itself to either a common name, or just humour in the same name.
3. George Orwell and the first panel text is a reference to the constantly reappearing novel 1984 which he wrote, which you might remember is a best seller at the moment.
4. The scores are 62 and 49, that one is obvious.
5. I'm not quite sure what it is, but that bird looks familiar... Oh yes, and he has nothing to do with the dead bird. Try again.


In other news, you! Charas folk! I want you quote the post with what you think is the best comic out of the lot of them. See if we can't agree on one or something.
Why?
There's a wall near my classroom at TAFE with 4 extra pins and a blank spot. I wanna print out a comic and stick it up there. lol
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: HobomasterXXX on July 28, 2009, 08:21:18 AM
My request. Except it isn't made yet. Funny, that.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on July 28, 2009, 08:33:24 AM
Trust me, there was no way your request was going to be one of the best things I'd ever done.
Oh my, no.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: HobomasterXXX on July 28, 2009, 09:19:33 AM
Trust me, there was no way your request was going to be one of the best things I'd ever done.
Oh my, no.
Yes, but it will be to me, for it will involve Hobos, and I am after all, the master of such beings. Apparently.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Ben on July 28, 2009, 09:26:06 AM
The pizza/bus/thought bubble was a favorite of mine.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on July 28, 2009, 12:46:19 PM
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/142.png">
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: fruckert on July 28, 2009, 02:11:48 PM
Who sends 50 emails?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ellie-is on July 28, 2009, 02:55:22 PM
The bird is drace.
EDIT2: These are the best comics. The best one is the first one I posted, while the other ones are in a random order.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Unfunny_comics/index.php?p=439574
http://www.drunkduck.com/Unfunny_comics/index.php?p=263626
http://www.drunkduck.com/Unfunny_comics/index.php?p=236316
http://www.drunkduck.com/Unfunny_comics/index.php?p=258158
http://www.drunkduck.com/Unfunny_comics/index.php?p=307830
http://www.drunkduck.com/Unfunny_comics/index.php?p=354431
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on July 28, 2009, 11:12:58 PM
It's not Drace.
Interesting selection.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ellie-is on July 28, 2009, 11:18:31 PM
I just realized that I fail at copy pasting. THe last one was supposed to be this. XD
http://www.drunkduck.com/Unfunny_comics/index.php?p=341102
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on July 29, 2009, 03:06:39 AM
http://www.drunkduck.com/Unfunny_comics/index.php?p=258687
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on July 29, 2009, 02:38:29 PM
oooh that's a good one, Archem.
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/143.png">
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: fruckert on July 29, 2009, 07:54:40 PM
My mom's friend uses DVORAK.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on July 30, 2009, 03:41:16 AM
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/144.png">
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Fortet on July 30, 2009, 03:52:13 AM
So... Not... Funny...
You win :D
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Cloudghost on July 30, 2009, 04:01:51 AM
I don't get it. =p
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: _JeT_ on July 30, 2009, 04:15:12 AM
Gah, T-Rex actually made me laugh, and I don't know why.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on July 30, 2009, 04:25:41 AM
Yeah, those movies were all fine and dandy, but now I remember my attempts to learn to use Dvorak.

I wasn't successful.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: HobomasterXXX on July 30, 2009, 12:01:32 PM
New T-Rex is less good.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ellie-is on July 30, 2009, 05:12:38 PM
I liked it more when T-Rex's face was on the whole screen.
But I must agree that I liked the other difference of opinion comics better.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on July 30, 2009, 10:51:53 PM
New T-Rex is less good.
gb2/dinosaur comics/
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Ben on July 30, 2009, 11:02:42 PM
New Trex is more anotomically correct. I hope you get eaten by a anotomically correct dinosaur, right after telling him you dont like his face.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on July 31, 2009, 02:11:55 AM
New T-Rex is less good.
I agree.

Anatomy be damned.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on August 01, 2009, 01:43:03 PM
you're gay
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/145.png">
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: carrionmarksman on August 01, 2009, 01:52:52 PM
lol I got up at 9:00 and then slept in 45 minutes. But that comic pretty much described every saturday in grade school.

Quote
you're gay

That's not very nice :(
You are misinformed.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on August 01, 2009, 07:13:25 PM
you're gay
My dark secret!

You must be neutralized... *adds a base*
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Zerlina on August 02, 2009, 02:56:28 AM
No matter how many I read, I still keep expecting a punch line >.<
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Fortet on August 03, 2009, 02:20:40 AM
Silly girls, expecting punch lines...
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on August 03, 2009, 03:11:14 AM
I'm trying my hardest not to turn your post into something dirty.

Hardest.

Dirty.







Dammit.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on August 03, 2009, 02:05:40 PM
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/146.png">
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on August 03, 2009, 04:03:00 PM
I don't get it... :(
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: fruckert on August 03, 2009, 08:00:07 PM
I get it :P
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on August 04, 2009, 08:05:10 AM
How can I be in-between getting it and not getting it? Yes and no. True and false. 0 and 1.

.5
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Moosetroop11 on August 04, 2009, 12:18:44 PM
I can't believe how easy a ride I could have had if I'd thought of doing this before you did XD
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on August 04, 2009, 10:30:01 PM
Perhaps ironically it was BECAUSE of EpicA that I even started this thing. Bring it back, I say!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ellie-is on August 04, 2009, 10:42:30 PM
I told him to do it a couple days ago. He just ignored me =(
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: fruckert on August 04, 2009, 10:56:37 PM
Who are you again?
=P
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on August 05, 2009, 05:34:46 AM
I told him to do it a couple days ago. He just ignored me =(
What a bastard.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: RockJohnAxe on August 10, 2009, 04:08:16 AM
lol still golden as always razor.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: RockJohnAxe on August 18, 2009, 08:05:27 AM
aaand i killed it /cry
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on August 18, 2009, 08:07:51 AM
No, Razor appears to be burning again.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Red Giant on August 18, 2009, 10:43:06 AM
internet humour is unfunny.

satire!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: fruckert on August 18, 2009, 12:11:42 PM
Or maybe he's doing us all a very humongous unfunny gag by not publishing any unfunny comics, thereby making this thread extremely unfunny.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on August 18, 2009, 03:56:05 PM
You people made me sad, when I saw this thread on the front page I thought it meant there was a new comic. >.>
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Cerebus on August 18, 2009, 04:12:58 PM
Yeah, me too. It's kinda like seeing a new topic or post only to find out it says "The game".

And yeah... The game.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ellie-is on August 18, 2009, 04:13:56 PM
I did one. Here it is.
(http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p6/lucas_irineu/gaem.png)
--
Screw ya cerebus. You posted before me >.>
My comic would be way better without yer post.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Dominicy on August 18, 2009, 05:17:08 PM
Fixed.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Drace on August 18, 2009, 05:21:34 PM
Fixed.

Winrar.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Red Fox on August 18, 2009, 05:28:49 PM
Fixed
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Dominicy on August 18, 2009, 05:31:58 PM
How could you make a joke like that, Lucas? D:
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Drace on August 18, 2009, 05:35:22 PM
Damn Lucas, you ***!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Cerebus on August 18, 2009, 06:11:49 PM
I did one. Here it is.
(http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p6/lucas_irineu/gaem.png)
--
Screw ya cerebus. You posted before me >.>
My comic would be way better without yer post.

I don't regret anything!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Valiere on August 18, 2009, 08:32:06 PM
Fixed

I laughed.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Dominicy on August 18, 2009, 08:33:58 PM
That's a bit worrying, actually.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ellie-is on August 20, 2009, 01:23:51 AM
(http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p6/lucas_irineu/UCWallpaper.png)
Hey look at what I am using as wallpaper.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on August 20, 2009, 03:21:45 AM
[Like].

Or thats what I would put if this was facebook.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ellie-is on August 20, 2009, 12:02:11 PM
I googled [like] because I thought it could be a smiley or something and I wanted to see it. Google images gave me naked ladies, the the safe filter was on. Wonder what happens if I turn it off?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: fruckert on August 20, 2009, 02:09:30 PM
Naked dudes.

Eww.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Vlad Shadeu on August 20, 2009, 02:14:18 PM
I googled [like] because I thought it could be a smiley or something and I wanted to see it. Google images gave me naked ladies, the the safe filter was on. Wonder what happens if I turn it off?

the "like" thing, in case you didn't know, is a little thumbs up thingy thats kinda like "I wanna comment because its neat, but have no idea what to say" basically it shows up as "4 people liked this" then you click on it and it shows their pictures.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ellie-is on August 20, 2009, 02:57:46 PM
Huh, okay. I dont have a myface or anything likethat.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Felix-0 on August 20, 2009, 04:52:02 PM
Ehehe, This thread is funny, we are contradicting ourselves here.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Vlad Shadeu on August 20, 2009, 05:08:13 PM
Huh, okay. I dont have a myface or anything likethat.

Is facebook. You should try it.

Ehehe, This thread is funny, we are contradicting ourselves here.

How so?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Felix-0 on August 20, 2009, 09:00:13 PM
--___--
If your not a troll, heres an answer.
Since the thread is called UNFUNNY COMICS...being funny is a contradiction to its name.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on August 20, 2009, 11:51:26 PM
I think he's a troll...
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Ben on August 21, 2009, 12:06:02 AM
Be nice to Vlad
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Vlad Shadeu on August 21, 2009, 01:11:29 AM
--___--
If your not a troll, heres an answer.
Since the thread is called UNFUNNY COMICS...being funny is a contradiction to its name.

I'm not a troll.
Its the comics that are supposed to be funny, thus the second word. If the thread were called "unfunny" you would be correct.

Be nice to Vlad

Gemini, for the next half hour, you are my favorite person.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on August 21, 2009, 04:42:14 AM
Do it.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Prpl_Mage on August 21, 2009, 07:19:44 AM
I demand a new comic.


Its the comics that are supposed to be funny, thus the second word. If the thread were called "unfunny" you would be correct.

Comics aren't always fun. I've seen quite a lot of "serious" comics which are more about bloodshed that punchlines.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Vlad Shadeu on August 22, 2009, 02:42:55 AM
Comics aren't always fun. I've seen quite a lot of "serious" comics which are more about bloodshed that punchlines.

Well, the "unfunny" and "comics" combined. if we placed funny comics here it would be a direct contradiction.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on August 22, 2009, 06:22:30 PM
Huh, okay. I dont have a myface or anything likethat.

MYFACE IS MY PET NAME LUCY

(http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c268/X_marks_the_ed/EPIC/BrokeMyCombo.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on August 22, 2009, 10:29:28 PM
Oh my Ed.

You win.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on August 23, 2009, 12:13:44 AM
You win.

(http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c268/X_marks_the_ed/IWON.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Felix-0 on September 08, 2009, 05:57:11 PM
(http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c268/X_marks_the_ed/IWON.png)

I lol'd......Hard....in the middle of class.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Bluhman on September 08, 2009, 11:54:25 PM
I CRIED.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: _JeT_ on September 09, 2009, 12:58:51 AM
I didn't even laugh... I think I have a problem.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: fruckert on September 09, 2009, 12:59:57 AM
I don't get it.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ellie-is on September 09, 2009, 01:05:56 AM
I didn't even laugh... I think I have a problem.
The same.
[spoiler=hey]
change s for g[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on September 09, 2009, 01:31:16 AM
I smiled at best.

Then again, I very rarely laugh.

*pops antidepressants*
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on September 09, 2009, 01:42:09 PM
The same.
[spoiler=hey]
change s for g[/spoiler]

Go die, Lucy. I've had enough of it.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ellie-is on September 09, 2009, 02:31:37 PM
Blame fruckert, he keeps making me lose.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on September 09, 2009, 02:42:25 PM
Blame fruckert, he keeps making me lose.

I don't get it.

Oh, I see it, Lucy. Nvm.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on September 15, 2009, 08:51:21 AM
I am bumping thing thread to disappoint you.

If you want an excuse, school has been getting hectic. But I got holidays coming up. I also have Halo 3 ODST so, yeah. You can probably see where this is going.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on September 15, 2009, 12:35:04 PM
You can probably see where this is going.

So, no new comics, despite the fact that we haven't had any from any series recently.

Big surprise.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on September 16, 2009, 12:56:47 AM
I also have Halo 3 ODST
D:

Doesn't come out until the 22nd here.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on September 16, 2009, 08:22:10 AM
D:

Doesn't come out until the 22nd here.
Uh, I don't know why I said that. I think I meant I have ODST coming up.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on September 16, 2009, 06:53:33 PM
I'm suddenly not jealous.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Ben on September 16, 2009, 08:47:18 PM
I happen to know that a certain guest arch will be completed in the next few days, if its any solace.
If you want razor to be awesome, you yourself must exude awesome. Make a guest comix
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: fruckert on September 16, 2009, 11:13:03 PM
How terribly unfunny.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Felix-0 on September 20, 2009, 10:51:58 PM
now were on track
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on September 21, 2009, 08:41:27 PM
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q214/darthjastarband/not_funny_razor.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ZidaneExiaCrisis on September 28, 2009, 09:10:45 AM
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q214/darthjastarband/not_funny_razor.png)
Lol, Nice :)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: SaiKar on September 28, 2009, 09:06:06 PM
Every time someone bumps this thread and it's not to respond to a new Unfunny Comic, I turn a little redder. 

I am currently at  :yell: and getting dangerously close to &gt;:
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on September 29, 2009, 04:45:48 AM
Happy and on fire? Sounds awesome.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: MissingName on September 30, 2009, 02:31:53 AM
I decided to give it a shot.

(http://i874.photobucket.com/albums/ab303/MissingName/unfunny.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ellie-is on October 14, 2009, 06:44:46 PM
After reading these comics I discovered how warxed lost his eye and zero lost his moustache.
Yay for going back one thousand times, opening a link, zooming all the way in and wasting ten minutes of my life!
Anyone knows which link that is? :P
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on October 14, 2009, 07:27:38 PM
What?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: SaiKar on October 14, 2009, 08:33:00 PM
After reading these comics I discovered how warxed lost his eye and zero lost his moustache.
Yay for going back one thousand times, opening a link, zooming all the way in and wasting ten minutes of my life!
Anyone knows which link that is? :P
I remember the flash, but don't remember what the link is anymore. Yeah, those Warxe vs. Zero flashes were good times. I miss Warxe :(
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ellie-is on October 14, 2009, 09:19:41 PM
It was a game where you need to save the solar system, which is a sequel to where you gotta save the earth. He said he would make a sequel but he never did. Anyway, in the BG there was a small tv, and I zoomed in a couple times to watch the flash. Its about 20 pages back.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on October 25, 2009, 12:40:44 AM
hey gemini
how's it going
ps sorry sai
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ellie-is on October 25, 2009, 01:16:50 AM
At first I thought "Wow, did he make a new comic?" but then I thought "Nope, he prolly didnt do any." because I thought "he is just replying to a comment, or making our hopes go up just to be mean". I was right wasnt I?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on October 25, 2009, 01:31:36 AM
What a homo.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on October 25, 2009, 01:56:53 AM
This is to prove Harv wrong.
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/help.png">
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on October 25, 2009, 02:00:18 AM
Razor I love you.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: SaiKar on October 25, 2009, 02:07:22 AM
YUS
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on October 25, 2009, 02:24:22 AM
XD Wut?

I'm glad to see more.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Darkfox on October 25, 2009, 08:08:03 AM
I remember the flash, but don't remember what the link is anymore. Yeah, those Warxe vs. Zero flashes were good times. I miss Warxe :(

Have no fear, I plan to do a revival. :D

Also, XD oh dear lord! An update! YES! :D
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Prpl_Mage on October 25, 2009, 08:25:05 AM
Best moment of this month.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ellie-is on October 25, 2009, 12:38:03 PM
Yay.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on October 25, 2009, 10:53:35 PM
So, comic of the year, right?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Fisherson on October 27, 2009, 03:14:33 AM
Ah I missed these. ^_^ Glad to see your updating again. ;)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Razor on October 27, 2009, 01:08:54 PM
Whoa now, I wouldn't get a head of ourselves.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on October 27, 2009, 08:18:28 PM
We've already done so. Now you need to keep up.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Prpl_Mage on November 04, 2009, 06:08:23 PM
yepp
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ellie-is on November 04, 2009, 06:44:16 PM
Awesome.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on November 04, 2009, 07:41:04 PM
IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on November 05, 2009, 11:41:52 PM
I chuckled.

EDIT: And then more when I saw Archem's post
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Zerlina on November 06, 2009, 01:39:02 AM
I loled. This wasn't unfunny at all!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: RuneBlade on November 06, 2009, 03:16:56 AM
My turn for guest strip
(http://i35.tinypic.com/2mnn6tt.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Cerebus on November 07, 2009, 09:55:45 AM
Sorry to disappoint you.  &gt;:

(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c216/cerebus_x01/Truth_Hurts.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on November 07, 2009, 02:20:22 PM
Not true. There is always one unsecured network to take advantage of.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ZE on November 07, 2009, 03:28:04 PM
I read a few of them. And you fail at being unfunny. Need to read the rest someday when I have time.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on November 08, 2009, 12:11:46 AM
There's nothing funny about spousal abuse.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on November 08, 2009, 02:19:35 AM
There's nothing funny about spousal abuse.

I can prove this wrong.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ellie-is on November 08, 2009, 03:49:20 PM
There's nothing funny about spousal abuse.
I think thats his mother.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: MissingName on November 08, 2009, 03:52:33 PM
Not true. There is always one unsecured network to take advantage of.

Like the neighbors who are stupid enough to have an unfirewalled, unencrytped network.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: fruckert on November 09, 2009, 08:01:13 AM
Like the neighbors who are stupid enough to have an unfirewalled, unencrytped network.
:(
I fail at nerding.
*goes and yells at mom*
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on November 09, 2009, 08:53:24 PM
I think thats his mother.
If so, it's about to get a whole lot funnier.

Someone's about to get an ***-beating.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on February 19, 2010, 11:58:53 PM
(http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/7842/newmanagement.png)

From here on, I'll be numbering them in the Mario worlds style. Beats starting over from 1, and picking up from 148 until forever seems uncomfortable.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: HobomasterXXX on February 20, 2010, 12:46:51 AM
I see that FBI building.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: ellie-is on February 20, 2010, 01:40:54 AM
Nice. Someone had to do this.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on February 20, 2010, 01:44:35 AM
And I have Razor's blessing, so yeah.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on February 20, 2010, 02:27:07 AM
THANK GOD.  I missed this.  Also, very unfunny Archem.

I wish there was an unsecured network at home. =(  That way my family can't kick e of the internet with a flick of a switch.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: MissingName on February 20, 2010, 04:09:04 AM
Yay!  Although I almost laughed when I saw the FBI.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: SaiKar on February 20, 2010, 07:26:40 AM
That wasn't funny at all. Which means the awesome has returned!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Darkfox on February 20, 2010, 07:40:55 AM
Then where is the "F"? :o But seriously, very unfunny work there. =D
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Cerebus on February 20, 2010, 04:33:17 PM
It could be a "bi" house.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on February 20, 2010, 06:13:23 PM
Nobody shall ever know the truth.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on February 21, 2010, 04:13:44 AM
Archem might be trying to tell us something.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Archem on February 22, 2010, 08:17:20 AM
(http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/6395/ssleepcomic.png)

For future reference, expect new comics Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics
Post by: Darkfox on February 22, 2010, 08:21:25 AM
And little did Dr. Melvinson know that it was 12 in the afternoon... having completely missed breakfast!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [A Good Night's Sleep]
Post by: Archem on February 24, 2010, 06:21:42 AM
(http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/6726/paperjamcomic.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [A Good Night's Sleep]
Post by: Prpl_Mage on February 24, 2010, 07:17:27 AM
What in god's name is written in that document?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [A Good Night's Sleep]
Post by: fruckert on February 24, 2010, 07:18:02 AM
I see Egbert, is it an MSPaint Fanfiction?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [A Good Night's Sleep]
Post by: Razor on February 24, 2010, 07:35:50 AM
I love it.

Incidentally, I believe he has Dave's recent rantlike message to Jade on that document.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [A Good Night's Sleep]
Post by: fruckert on February 24, 2010, 07:52:40 AM
Yup, that's it.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [A Good Night's Sleep]
Post by: ellie-is on February 24, 2010, 05:32:27 PM
Lol.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Paper Jam]
Post by: Archem on February 24, 2010, 06:27:20 PM
You people need to stop looking into these things. I'm just typing random words! I can't believe that you think I'm lifting text from somewhere else! Hahaha!

Although, it's suspiciously similar...

Oh, also, I was originally going to draw a jar of jam where the crumpled paper icon is, but I thought it would be too close to humor.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Paper Jam]
Post by: Cerebus on February 24, 2010, 08:27:03 PM
Why not.

(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c216/cerebus_x01/UnfunnyBomb.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Paper Jam]
Post by: ellie-is on February 24, 2010, 09:19:16 PM
Thats so not funny.

Brilliant!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Paper Jam]
Post by: Prpl_Mage on February 25, 2010, 06:49:50 PM
So is it official that Archem is taking over this for now?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Paper Jam]
Post by: Razor on February 25, 2010, 08:39:02 PM
It's really anyone's game. But Archem's pretty good at it so shrug
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Paper Jam]
Post by: Darkfox on February 25, 2010, 09:07:59 PM
And he never got to read his mail. :|
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fired]
Post by: Archem on February 26, 2010, 05:20:06 PM
(http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/8772/firedcomic.png)

Apparently, hippie-type persons have better chances at getting jobs than I do.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fired]
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on February 26, 2010, 06:22:10 PM
I love the sliced-off cornfield hairdo.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fired]
Post by: Ben on February 26, 2010, 07:55:56 PM
i believe they call that style "Messy", Ed.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fired]
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on February 26, 2010, 08:04:27 PM
...I meant the boss. His hair looks like cornstalks that were just sliced. CornFIELD is not a typo for cornROW.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fired]
Post by: Bluhman on February 26, 2010, 09:45:22 PM
His style is a flattop. Cornstalk hairdos do not exist.

This is pretty close, though. (http://www.43things.com/things/view/1026040/run-naked-through-a-corn-field-with-my-hair-on-fire)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fired]
Post by: ellie-is on February 26, 2010, 09:46:49 PM
I wonder how my hairstyle is called.
I call it the "Don't brush your hair after waking up or during any time of the day" style.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fired]
Post by: Darkfox on February 26, 2010, 09:50:41 PM
That is how it is, first you are at the grill doing whatever, then your boss comes in who happens to be Duke Nukem and he fires you.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fired]
Post by: SaiKar on February 26, 2010, 09:53:24 PM
Getting fired sucks :(
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fired]
Post by: Archem on February 26, 2010, 10:21:32 PM
Yes. It's not funny at all.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fired]
Post by: Fortet on February 26, 2010, 10:43:42 PM
< has never been fired :)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fired]
Post by: Razor on February 27, 2010, 01:17:29 AM
And then imageshack was down
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fired]
Post by: ellie-is on February 27, 2010, 01:48:28 AM
< never had a job
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fired]
Post by: Cerebus on February 27, 2010, 02:13:06 AM
Never been fired. From the few job I had, it's always me who left. And by few, I mean the only one.
I'm just that great!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fired]
Post by: Darkfox on February 27, 2010, 08:04:58 AM
And then imageshack was down


Thats not funny. D=

< never had a job

No DUH, your mid-teen, you don't have to worry about that just yet... damn kids...

Never been fired. From the few job I had, it's always me who left. And by few, I mean the only one.
I'm just that great!

You did too get fired. You got fired by... YOU!

And Drakiyth... mmmm... no.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fired]
Post by: Drakiyth on February 27, 2010, 08:09:05 AM
Yes. It was terribly lame and unfunny.  It made no sense. I should be emo and /wrist nao k thx bai.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fired]
Post by: Archem on February 27, 2010, 08:28:03 AM
My God, Drak. You are so bad at humor/non-humor.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fired]
Post by: Darkfox on February 27, 2010, 10:17:16 AM
I decided to give it a shot. Might make more since it was fun making something unfunny.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v122/ShinDarkfox/Comics/UnfunnyDF1.png)

Edit: Also, am I doing it right?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fired]
Post by: fruckert on February 27, 2010, 12:11:09 PM
Uh huh...  How did you not see a naked guy attacking a vampire with his *** hanging out insane?   Sings a song:  And biggot was his nameo!
Did you seriously just quote from 2007?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fired]
Post by: Drakiyth on February 27, 2010, 12:14:06 PM
Did you seriously just quote from 2007?

I deleted it because I don't want to start a flame war.

Yeah.. dude.. i'm really sick of attitudes on here. Can't have fun without getting insulted or somebody being a dick about ****.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fired]
Post by: Razor on February 27, 2010, 12:40:53 PM
Hey. Hey. Don't do that.
Not in my thread.
Nothing is ruined, everything is fine.
Chillax, bro.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fired]
Post by: Prpl_Mage on February 27, 2010, 05:27:10 PM
I decided to give it a shot. Might make more since it was fun making something unfunny.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v122/ShinDarkfox/Comics/UnfunnyDF1.png)

Edit: Also, am I doing it right?

That kinda reminds me of my old guest strip.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fired]
Post by: Cerebus on February 27, 2010, 05:37:36 PM
This is totally not a simple edit of Darkfox' comic!

(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c216/cerebus_x01/NOTDF.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fired]
Post by: ellie-is on February 27, 2010, 06:36:07 PM
(http://img697.imageshack.us/img697/1209/36752515.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fired]
Post by: Archem on February 27, 2010, 10:58:12 PM
Jesus Christ, these are all so terribly unfunny.

Good job, guys. Except for Lucas. I need to see you after class.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fired]
Post by: Bluhman on February 27, 2010, 11:26:47 PM
Yeah. Lucas, your comic made me smirk. IT SHOULDN'T EVEN DO THAT.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fired]
Post by: ellie-is on February 28, 2010, 01:45:13 AM
I fail.
SORRY D:
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fired]
Post by: Darkfox on February 28, 2010, 04:47:34 AM
I failed. Apparently crying Archem is a little funny... who knew? I didn't think it was funny at the time and picked the least hilarious topic. :(

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v122/ShinDarkfox/Comics/UnfunnyDF2.png)

http://www.charas-project.net/forum/index.php?topic=26601.0 (http://www.charas-project.net/forum/index.php?topic=26601.0) Origins of this.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fired]
Post by: Cerebus on February 28, 2010, 05:19:28 AM
Who's holding the book?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fired]
Post by: Darkfox on February 28, 2010, 05:23:30 AM
_JeT_ since he acted excited about it.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fired]
Post by: Archem on February 28, 2010, 06:05:56 AM
I failed.
God, did you ever!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fired]
Post by: Darkfox on February 28, 2010, 06:49:19 AM
God, did you ever!

I think it was the Native American with slow teardrop reference. Probably should have done a blank stare instead.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fired]
Post by: Archem on February 28, 2010, 06:52:55 AM
I think it was done by frame two.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fired]
Post by: Darkfox on February 28, 2010, 07:01:02 AM
I'll test your theory.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v122/ShinDarkfox/Comics/UnfunnyDF2Fixed.png)

True. That IS unfunny. I have learned more today in the art of unfunnyness.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fired]
Post by: Valiere on February 28, 2010, 07:53:59 AM
No, that's too funny.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fired]
Post by: Darkfox on February 28, 2010, 07:58:10 AM
No, that's too funny.

CURSES! >_<
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fired]
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on February 28, 2010, 02:59:11 PM
Meh.

(http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa18/aforgottenlegend/Unfunny.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fired]
Post by: Cerebus on February 28, 2010, 03:04:04 PM
Since a simple edit is uncreative and usually unfunny...

(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c216/cerebus_x01/NOTAFLedit.png)

And a little extra

(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c216/cerebus_x01/Waitingforthebus.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fired]
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on February 28, 2010, 03:27:29 PM
The... yolk?


Erm, Poo?  Funny.  Fail.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fired]
Post by: Cerebus on February 28, 2010, 03:34:48 PM
Yes, it's apparently how it is called. Edited it.
I thought a pile of dung after 4 copy-paste would be unfunny.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fired]
Post by: MissingName on February 28, 2010, 05:05:52 PM
These have become quite silly in the past few days.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fired]
Post by: Cerebus on February 28, 2010, 05:11:12 PM
Mine have always been.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fired]
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on February 28, 2010, 05:13:00 PM
These have become quite silly in the past few days.

Quite.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fired]
Post by: Archem on February 28, 2010, 06:34:58 PM
I'll test your theory.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v122/ShinDarkfox/Comics/UnfunnyDF2Fixed.png)

True. That IS unfunny. I have learned more today in the art of unfunnyness.
Well, actually, I meant that it was ruined by the second frame. The moment 50's book made a cameo was the moment that things got hilarious. You'd be better picking a respectable book, having one character tell a lengthy description about why it's a good book, and have me end the fourth panel with the classic "I agree".
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fired]
Post by: Darkfox on February 28, 2010, 08:53:22 PM
Ah I see, and yes Cerebus, that is kinda funny. Because it is just there. And everyone knows eggs are funny.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fired]
Post by: Cerebus on February 28, 2010, 09:39:07 PM
I thought poop joke were unfunny. :(
I wanted to include some guy walking his dog in frame 3 to explain how it got there, but... that would've required too much work.
Oh and Cerebus, not Cerberus.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fired]
Post by: Darkfox on February 28, 2010, 10:06:14 PM
Fixed, I dunno how I made that mistake. Well, it isn't the poop itself, but that it magically appeared.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fired]
Post by: Cerebus on March 01, 2010, 06:34:52 AM
Ah well I guess I should've added that guy walking his dog...

Well, another attempt, this time using no sillies or such.
Oh, and I hate drawing with the mouse.

(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c216/cerebus_x01/CRIME.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Grilled Cheese]
Post by: Archem on March 01, 2010, 06:37:55 AM
God, I laughed. Stop it, you're horrible at this.

(http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/8470/grilledcheesecomic.png)

Totally inspired by a real world incident that took place on that recent end-of-the-week day, Friday.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Grilled Cheese]
Post by: Cerebus on March 01, 2010, 06:39:44 AM
God, I laughed. Stop it, you're horrible at this.

But... getting robbed isn't funny!
I should've sticked to the screwdriver one...
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Grilled Cheese]
Post by: Darkfox on March 01, 2010, 07:06:28 AM
(http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/8470/grilledcheesecomic.png)

That is actually sorta funny. He's talking about how easy it is to make grilled cheese, then burns it. He fails to pay attention because he is talking to the reader. Archem, that is comedy. Though not alot, but gets a chuckle. o.o
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Grilled Cheese]
Post by: Bluhman on March 01, 2010, 07:09:48 AM
God, I laughed. Stop it, you're horrible at this.

(http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/8470/grilledcheesecomic.png)

Totally inspired by a real world incident that took place on that recent end-of-the-week day, Friday.

The irony in this post is piercing.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Grilled Cheese]
Post by: Archem on March 01, 2010, 08:34:23 AM
That is actually sorta funny. He's talking about how easy it is to make grilled cheese, then burns it. He fails to pay attention because he is talking to the reader. Archem, that is comedy. Though not alot, but gets a chuckle. o.o
I know. I almost changed it to not let that in, but I figured that accidents can happen at any time. Still, just because something is easy doesn't mean it's not also easy to mess up. Case in point.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Grilled Cheese]
Post by: MissingName on March 01, 2010, 12:22:11 PM
Why the hell not.

(http://i874.photobucket.com/albums/ab303/MissingName/Chips.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Grilled Cheese]
Post by: ellie-is on March 01, 2010, 04:30:18 PM
Now, think about this. Grilled cheese sandwich, thats actually an analogy [?] for unfunny comics. They are easy to make, and a good source of vitamin D, but some times you can burn them, and they will be funny. Very clever Archem!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Grilled Cheese]
Post by: Archem on March 01, 2010, 06:17:09 PM
I had no idea I was being so deep. That's just how much a secret genius I am.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Grilled Cheese]
Post by: ellie-is on March 01, 2010, 06:34:15 PM
A secret genious that secretly makes stuff that are deep? Awesome.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Grilled Cheese]
Post by: MissingName on March 02, 2010, 12:09:03 PM
I had a few minutes of fiddle time at school.

(http://i874.photobucket.com/albums/ab303/MissingName/UnfunnyComics-English.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Grilled Cheese]
Post by: Razor on March 02, 2010, 08:53:07 PM
*ocelot pose*
you're pretty good
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Grilled Cheese]
Post by: MissingName on March 02, 2010, 11:53:53 PM
*ocelot pose*
you're pretty good
Why thank you.  MEOW.

(http://i874.photobucket.com/albums/ab303/MissingName/UnfunnyComics-1040.png)
Had a study hall in finance class, so I went to the computer lab.  I could keep cranking these out...
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Grilled Cheese]
Post by: Archem on March 03, 2010, 12:41:24 AM
I gotta say, you've got talent.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Grilled Cheese]
Post by: Drakiyth on March 03, 2010, 03:57:51 AM
(http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj60/drakiyth/DrakiythsVeryUnfunnyComicPart1.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Grilled Cheese]
Post by: Bluhman on March 03, 2010, 04:27:59 AM
It's alright. Should be in black and white and all squiggly and stuff if it is to be appended to the canon, though.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Grilled Cheese]
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on March 03, 2010, 04:59:57 AM
I laughed.  Fail.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Grilled Cheese]
Post by: Drakiyth on March 03, 2010, 05:34:25 AM
lol damnit...
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Grilled Cheese]
Post by: Cerebus on March 03, 2010, 06:07:49 AM
I feel your pain, Drakiyth.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Single-Panel]
Post by: Archem on March 03, 2010, 08:24:53 PM
(http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/8932/singlepanelcomic.png)

Battlefield: Bad Company 2 has made me a little tardy. I just finished making this one a moment ago. I had planned on making a single-panel comic eventually, though, so my laziness worked out.

Now then, if you'll excuse me, I have some people to shoot.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Single-Panel]
Post by: ellie-is on March 03, 2010, 08:51:56 PM
Lol. Nice one man.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Single-Panel]
Post by: Archem on March 03, 2010, 09:06:13 PM
Lol.
****.

Also, I'd like to mention that I almost made this comic about how I'd used a single-panel comic because they're usually not as funny, but then that seemed too much like a joke.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Mail]
Post by: Archem on March 05, 2010, 07:55:47 AM
(http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/9696/mailcomic.png)

Perspective is skewed in the name of mail. Besides, perspective in 2D is merely an illusion.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Mail]
Post by: fruckert on March 05, 2010, 08:08:36 AM
The suspense is killing me.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Mail]
Post by: Bluhman on March 05, 2010, 08:34:28 AM
That's some storybook shit right there.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Mail]
Post by: ellie-is on March 05, 2010, 03:24:44 PM
Lmao. Good one.
Also, the perspective is fine. I mean, as long as the steps are supposed to do a weird-*** angle with the door.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Mail]
Post by: Archem on March 05, 2010, 06:58:18 PM
Lmao. Good one.
Also, the perspective is fine. I mean, as long as the steps are supposed to do a weird-*** angle with the door.
Wasn't supposed to originally. I almost did some fancy trickery to make things more perspective-y, but I decided "**** that, it's Unfunny Comics".
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Mail]
Post by: Cerebus on March 05, 2010, 07:08:47 PM
Be careful, the disproportions of things and all might make it funny.
And I also broke the "1337" replies, because 1337 might be funny as well.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Mail]
Post by: Darkfox on March 05, 2010, 08:37:04 PM
I bet it is a bomb... ... ...or a puppy. Also I'm fine if the perspective is off a bit, doesn't seem to be the point to me so I choose to ignore it.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Mail]
Post by: MissingName on March 05, 2010, 08:55:55 PM
I say it's a loaf of bread.

And...
(http://i874.photobucket.com/albums/ab303/MissingName/UnfunnyComics-Mud.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Mail]
Post by: Darkfox on March 05, 2010, 09:01:17 PM
I kinda laughed because I've done that a few times when I was little. XD
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Mail]
Post by: Archem on March 05, 2010, 10:30:32 PM
Also I'm fine if the perspective is off a bit, doesn't seem to be the point to me so I choose to ignore it.
Yeah, same. I just decided to preemptive strike if someone felt like being a snob and pointing out that something's not quite right.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Mail]
Post by: Cerebus on March 05, 2010, 11:11:20 PM
Re-using stuff, yes.

(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c216/cerebus_x01/UnfunnyBomb2.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Mail]
Post by: Bluhman on March 05, 2010, 11:18:29 PM
Fortunately for us, that averted the 1st UFC 34 occurence.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Mail]
Post by: Archem on March 05, 2010, 11:35:53 PM
This town of not-far-away nuclear strikes must be horrible.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Mail]
Post by: MissingName on March 06, 2010, 12:20:58 AM
This town of not-far-away nuclear strikes must be horrible.
Da, comrades.  *presses a button*
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Mail]
Post by: Cerebus on March 06, 2010, 01:37:33 AM
This town of not-far-away nuclear strikes must be horrible.

Yes, it must be quite unfunny to live in such place. General Chern O'Bill sure doesn't know when to stop his Nuclear Tests.

Also, I've been testing some sound effects.

(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c216/cerebus_x01/CallOfNature.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Mail]
Post by: MissingName on March 06, 2010, 01:40:38 AM
I must say, I laughed quite a bit at that.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Mail]
Post by: ellie-is on March 06, 2010, 01:48:47 AM
I didn't.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Mail]
Post by: fruckert on March 06, 2010, 02:02:53 AM
I didn't.
Then you are not a man.

Yeah, I didn't laugh out loud per-say.
I did however giggle extensively on the inside.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Mail]
Post by: Cerebus on March 06, 2010, 02:15:41 AM
Some times I think I should start my own comic were my goal would not to make funny comics, but not to make them completely unfunny either. Just completely silly and/or random. Just plain stupid.
That way I'll be able to show my awesome and creative arts or righteousness without failing at being un/funny.

However, it might look too much like Unfunny Comics, safe for the slightly different art style. So I'll just keep failing/succeeding depending on the person reading it for now.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Mail]
Post by: Archem on March 06, 2010, 02:16:29 AM
Yes, it must be quite unfunny to live in such place.
No, it's hilarious. And you recent comic was funny in a fart joke kind of way.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Mail]
Post by: drenrin2120 on March 08, 2010, 12:34:34 AM
I hope people are okay with me posting this.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v244/drenrin2120/unfortunatemisunderstanding.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Mail]
Post by: ellie-is on March 08, 2010, 12:49:02 AM
Lol. Good one.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Mail]
Post by: Archem on March 08, 2010, 01:07:37 AM
Hmm... Well, it looks about right.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Mail]
Post by: Cerebus on March 08, 2010, 01:10:32 AM
I just love that guy with the cap's various expressions, he could be an awesome actor.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Mail]
Post by: Razor on March 09, 2010, 11:43:18 AM
Some times I think I should start my own comic were my goal would not to make funny comics, but not to make them completely unfunny either. Just completely silly and/or random. Just plain stupid.
That way I'll be able to show my awesome and creative arts or righteousness without failing at being un/funny.

However, it might look too much like Unfunny Comics, safe for the slightly different art style. So I'll just keep failing/succeeding depending on the person reading it for now.
Well, if its showing off art you want, you could always do a series where stuff just happens. Don't advertise it as funny or unfunny and people won't have expectations. Then you can pretty much do whatever you want with it.
People might say "well that's boring" or "what's the point" but screw those guys.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Mail]
Post by: Zerlina on March 09, 2010, 05:16:19 PM
I laughed on the inside so you fail.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Message In A Bottle + Bonus]
Post by: Archem on March 09, 2010, 07:36:25 PM
So I'm a day late. Blame Battlefield: Bad Company 2. The game's addictive as hell.

(http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/7985/messageinabottlecomic.png)

And as a way of trying to excuse my tardiness, here's a bonus. Sure, it's an edit of another one, and sure, it may be mildly humorous, but whatever. It's a bonus, be happy.

(http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/1448/failedsurgerybonus.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Message In A Bottle + Bonus]
Post by: ellie-is on March 09, 2010, 10:13:06 PM
Lmao. Death is so unfunny.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Message In A Bottle + Bonus]
Post by: Cerebus on March 09, 2010, 11:00:21 PM
Wrong. Death can be pretty funny as long as you're not:
A) The person who died
B) A friend, family member or such of the person who died
C) Found guilty

Also:
Well, if its showing off art you want, you could always do a series where stuff just happens. Don't advertise it as funny or unfunny and people won't have expectations. Then you can pretty much do whatever you want with it.
People might say "well that's boring" or "what's the point" but screw those guys.
I guess I could. I'm quite the lazy type, too.
I will then invite people to post their own guest comic which might be too funny for "Unfunny Comics" but not enough for... oh wait, all other comics are dead. So yeah, they will keep posting in my thread because they'll all think their comic wouldn't fit the "Unfunny Comics" genre, so your comic will have less and less comics until it'll slowly die a painful death, and then I will conquer the world and make you all my slaves and the World will live as one. Is that what you want?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Message In A Bottle + Bonus]
Post by: Razor on March 10, 2010, 07:28:20 AM
Yes.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Dirty Pranks]
Post by: Archem on March 10, 2010, 09:12:02 AM
(http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/130/dirtyprankscomic.png)

Look at the odd brick pattern arrangement for that wall! Surely, the building isn't sound...
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Dirty Pranks]
Post by: HobomasterXXX on March 10, 2010, 09:28:16 AM
Lmao. [...] unfunny.
logic fails me
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Dirty Pranks]
Post by: ellie-is on March 10, 2010, 03:54:48 PM
Comic makes me laugh, death does not.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Dirty Pranks]
Post by: Darkfox on March 10, 2010, 07:30:15 PM
That Despicable Ron... so... DESPICABLE!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Dirty Pranks]
Post by: Zerlina on March 11, 2010, 01:12:19 AM
For some reason Archem's last two comics made me feel warm and fuzzy inside. Not so much the doctor one, though. That one just made me kind of afraid of hospitals.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Dirty Pranks]
Post by: ellie-is on March 11, 2010, 01:23:10 AM
For some reason Archem made me feel warm and fuzzy inside. Not so much though. That just made me of kind of afraid.
I might be childish but I'm laughing my *** off now.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Dirty Pranks]
Post by: Archem on March 11, 2010, 01:25:21 AM
For some reason Archem's last two comics made me feel warm and fuzzy inside.
It's because I have the Child At Heart perk.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Dirty Pranks]
Post by: fruckert on March 11, 2010, 01:30:52 AM
It's because I have the Child At Heart perk.
For some reason, and I apologize for this, this made me think "Bloody Mess probably isn't very fun for women."
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Dirty Pranks]
Post by: Archem on March 11, 2010, 01:36:24 AM
(http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/9071/childkiller.jpg)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Dirty Pranks]
Post by: ellie-is on March 11, 2010, 01:45:36 AM
Lmao.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Dirty Pranks]
Post by: Valiere on March 12, 2010, 03:42:35 AM
(http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/130/dirtyprankscomic.png)

Look at the odd brick pattern arrangement for that wall! Surely, the building isn't sound...

It kind of looks like he tied that string around his penis.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Dirty Pranks]
Post by: Archem on March 12, 2010, 04:23:48 AM
God, Val, you ruin everything!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Dirty Pranks]
Post by: Zerlina on March 12, 2010, 04:36:30 AM
It kind of looks like he tied that string around his penis.

I might be childish but I'm laughing my *** off now.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Paper Cut + Bonus]
Post by: Archem on March 12, 2010, 08:54:34 AM
End of Chapter 2.

Would you like to save?

(http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/1089/papercutcomic.png)

Also, a drawing that I'm not 100% proud of. Hey, at least I'm practicing.

(http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/2013/trexbonus.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Paper Cut + Bonus]
Post by: fruckert on March 12, 2010, 09:10:04 AM
I say crocodile.
Alligators are the ones with the pointed snout, right?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Paper Cut + Bonus]
Post by: Archem on March 12, 2010, 09:25:34 AM
You are correct. It was mostly a joke about how so many people can't tell the difference, and partially a joke about how I need more practice.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Paper Cut + Bonus]
Post by: Valiere on March 12, 2010, 04:07:54 PM
You guys are both wrong. Crocodiles have the pointy snouts, making this one more of an alligator.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Paper Cut + Bonus]
Post by: ellie-is on March 12, 2010, 04:25:44 PM
You guys are both wrong. Crocodiles have the pointy snouts, making this one more of an alligator.
Lmao.
It was mostly a joke about how so many people including myself can't tell the difference
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Paper Cut + Bonus]
Post by: Archem on March 12, 2010, 07:10:28 PM
Yes. What a shame that I've made a fool of myself.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Paper Cut + Bonus]
Post by: ellie-is on March 12, 2010, 07:26:30 PM
Its okay. We're used to you making a fool of yourself.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Paper Cut + Bonus]
Post by: Archem on March 12, 2010, 07:27:21 PM
Hmm, good point.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Paper Cut + Bonus]
Post by: Valiere on March 13, 2010, 04:51:42 AM
Or maybe you were being secretly ironic, and I'm the real fool here.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Paper Cut + Bonus]
Post by: Archem on March 13, 2010, 05:26:14 AM
Yes that is it hahaha.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Paper Cut + Bonus]
Post by: Deathreaper on March 15, 2010, 01:00:31 AM
I give my first and VERY unfunny submission to Unfunny comics.

(http://i41.tinypic.com/bj8x89.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Paper Cut + Bonus]
Post by: Cerebus on March 15, 2010, 01:06:59 AM
I actually laughed a bit. But I'm easily amused by silly things. I think.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Paper Cut + Bonus]
Post by: Deathreaper on March 15, 2010, 01:14:09 AM
I actually laughed a bit. But I'm easily amused by silly things. I think.

Damn! I failed!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Paper Cut + Bonus]
Post by: ellie-is on March 15, 2010, 01:16:42 AM
THE FIRE DISINTEGRATED HIS ARMS
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Paper Cut + Bonus]
Post by: Deathreaper on March 15, 2010, 01:18:50 AM
THE FIRE DISINTEGRATED HIS ARMS

Who said he had arms to begin with?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Paper Cut + Bonus]
Post by: Darkfox on March 15, 2010, 01:19:28 AM
Who said he had arms to begin with?

Now I'm sad... :(
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Paper Cut + Bonus]
Post by: ellie-is on March 15, 2010, 01:22:50 AM
A cripple who lost his house to a fire? Now, THAT is not funny at all. Sad, even.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Paper Cut + Bonus]
Post by: Cerebus on March 15, 2010, 01:24:30 AM
Oh so he had no arms to begin with... even better!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Paper Cut + Bonus]
Post by: Deathreaper on March 15, 2010, 03:12:08 AM
(http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h62/KnightoftheColossus/UnfunnyComics-moustache.png)

New Unfunny
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Paper Cut + Bonus]
Post by: Darkfox on March 15, 2010, 03:20:28 AM
Moustaches are not for comedy, they are for dignity! Thus this isn't funny. You pass!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Paper Cut + Bonus]
Post by: Zerlina on March 15, 2010, 03:53:01 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v92/greenabsinthe/1unfunny.jpg)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Paper Cut + Bonus]
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on March 15, 2010, 04:10:32 AM
Thats terrible.  Moles are very unfunny.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Difference of Opinion Comic]
Post by: Archem on March 15, 2010, 06:04:43 AM
Are you kidding? I'm laughing my *** off!

The mustache one is mostly unfunny, but somehow, I find the idea of stereotyping based off of facial hair to be almost funny.

Anyways, it's Monday, so Monday's comic is due.

(http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/2090/differenceofopinioncomi.gif)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Difference of Opinion Comic]
Post by: Deathreaper on March 15, 2010, 06:12:16 AM
Are you kidding? I'm laughing my *** off!

The mustache one is mostly unfunny, but somehow, I find the idea of stereotyping based off of facial hair to be almost funny.

What about the fiery one? Also your comic is way to funny!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Difference of Opinion Comic]
Post by: Valiere on March 15, 2010, 07:28:06 AM
Awesome idea, but I believe the dinosaur's line was funny.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Difference of Opinion Comic]
Post by: fruckert on March 15, 2010, 07:42:24 AM
Rex is always borderline funny.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Difference of Opinion Comic]
Post by: ellie-is on March 15, 2010, 04:40:18 PM
Good one.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Difference of Opinion Comic]
Post by: Deathreaper on March 15, 2010, 09:20:06 PM
(http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h62/KnightoftheColossus/UnfunnyComics-Cereal.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Difference of Opinion Comic]
Post by: fruckert on March 15, 2010, 09:24:08 PM
That was hilarious, you fail.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Difference of Opinion Comic]
Post by: Cerebus on March 15, 2010, 09:42:03 PM
Compete randomness/silliness is often funny. Sorry.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Difference of Opinion Comic]
Post by: Deathreaper on March 15, 2010, 09:44:31 PM
Damn it, you guys! Overused gags are not unfunny enough for you?!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Difference of Opinion Comic]
Post by: Darkfox on March 15, 2010, 09:52:00 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v122/ShinDarkfox/Comics/DRUnfunny-Cereal.png)

Not to upstage you but I fixed the problem. The only problem was frame 3. The rest was unfunny. Give him some credit here, it was MOSTLY unfunny.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Difference of Opinion Comic]
Post by: Archem on March 15, 2010, 10:58:04 PM
Darkfox hit the nail on the head. And yeah, Val, T-Rex is easily the funniest character in Unfunny Comics. His existence alone is hilarious.

Oh, and I made some small errors that I feel compelled to fix. Expect an edit in the near future.

EDIT: Oh, nevermind. I'm too lazy to redo the entire comic, and it looks like the quick and easy way of fixing things that I was going to do is just too much work.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Difference of Opinion Comic]
Post by: Cerebus on March 16, 2010, 12:00:39 AM
Damn it, you guys! Overused gags are not unfunny enough for you?!

Well, I'll try it.
Re-using contents again.

(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c216/cerebus_x01/UnfunnyBomb3.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Difference of Opinion Comic]
Post by: ellie-is on March 16, 2010, 12:11:20 AM
I always laugh at nuclear explosion comics.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Difference of Opinion Comic]
Post by: Deathreaper on March 16, 2010, 12:16:06 AM
Cerebus

You get an D, which is part of my new grading system that isn't complete yet.

A - ?
B - ?
C - Chuckled
D - Damn, I laughed
F - Funny
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Difference of Opinion Comic]
Post by: Cerebus on March 16, 2010, 12:20:34 AM
See? Re-using content is apparently still funny when it's completely random/silly.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Difference of Opinion Comic]
Post by: Deathreaper on March 16, 2010, 12:35:54 AM
See? Re-using content is apparently still funny when it's completely random/silly.

You win this wrong, Cerebus! But mark my words... I will be avenged!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Difference of Opinion Comic]
Post by: Archem on March 16, 2010, 01:19:31 AM
Cerebus

You get an D, which is part of my new grading system that isn't complete yet.

A - ?
B - ?
C - Chuckled
D - Damn, I laughed
F - Funny
How about B = smiled, and A = just not funny?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Difference of Opinion Comic]
Post by: Deathreaper on March 16, 2010, 01:22:46 AM
How about B = smiled, and A = just not funny?

Yeah, there we go!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Difference of Opinion Comic]
Post by: ellie-is on March 16, 2010, 01:23:56 AM
I thought he wanted stuff that begins with the right letters.
What about A = ajust not funny and B = bsmiled?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Difference of Opinion Comic]
Post by: Archem on March 16, 2010, 01:29:47 AM
That's just stupid.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Difference of Opinion Comic]
Post by: ellie-is on March 16, 2010, 01:33:27 AM
That's just stupid.
I bsmiled.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Difference of Opinion Comic]
Post by: Darkfox on March 16, 2010, 05:49:21 AM
I bsmiled.

I gsmack you.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Difference of Opinion Comic]
Post by: MissingName on March 16, 2010, 11:20:07 AM
I dunno, the only thing I smiled at in Cerebus' comic were their expressions.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Apartment Fire Comic]
Post by: Archem on March 17, 2010, 07:51:00 AM
(http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/5558/apartmentfirecomic.png)

Burned down apartment complexes are the perfect backdrop for hiding Chris' comb-over.

Fun Fact: Originally, Lonnie was going to be referenced as one of the affected citizens. Luckily, he moved out about two weeks ago.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Apartment Fire Comic]
Post by: fruckert on March 17, 2010, 08:01:44 AM
oh nooooooooo.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Apartment Fire Comic]
Post by: ellie-is on March 17, 2010, 03:44:16 PM
Thats not funny. Sad, maybe.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Victor's Overweight Comic]
Post by: Archem on March 19, 2010, 09:00:03 PM
(http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/2601/soverweightcomic.png)

And yet, I'm a fat, lazy guy who never works out. Go figure. Anyways, a little late, but it's still Friday. I might make a bonus later to make up for the tardiness.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Victor's Overweight Comic]
Post by: ellie-is on March 19, 2010, 09:48:23 PM
Healthy hearts are funny.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Victor's Overweight Comic]
Post by: Cerebus on March 19, 2010, 09:50:32 PM
No. But being a bit overweight, yet thin is. But at the same time not that much. In other words, it's fine.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Toast Comic]
Post by: Archem on March 22, 2010, 03:25:28 AM
Getting a slight head-start to make up for my lateness last time (and also to leave me with the rest of the night to play Battlefield).

(http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/1317/toastcomic.png)

It would seem that Lonnie's diet consists largely of mildly burned bread. Also, ignore the fact that there's no cord attached to the toaster. I'm sure it's battery-operated or something.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Toast Comic]
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on March 22, 2010, 04:08:00 AM
Cerebus

You get an D, which is part of my new grading system that isn't complete yet.

A - ?
B - ?
C - Chuckled
D - Damn, I laughed
F - Funny

Beamed? Average?  A lack of funny?

I like toast.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Toast Comic]
Post by: Valiere on March 23, 2010, 02:10:45 PM
Toast is pretty good.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Pizza Prank Comic]
Post by: Archem on March 24, 2010, 06:33:07 AM
(http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/5238/pizzaprankcomic.png)

I haven't seen a cell phone with an antenna in ages, though. Perhaps Ned needed the money, and decided that he couldn't pass up an opportunity to antagonize Victor.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Pizza Prank Comic]
Post by: Darkfox on March 24, 2010, 10:02:09 AM
And here he is trying to lose weight. Without means to pay AND tempted by fatty foods... Ned is cruel beyond words!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Pizza Prank Comic]
Post by: Archem on March 24, 2010, 06:14:24 PM
Truly nefarious. Evil, even.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [PuzzleQuest Comic]
Post by: Archem on March 28, 2010, 04:50:56 AM
Today most certainly is not Friday. My tardiness is inexcusable.

(http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/3707/puzzlequestcomic.png)

Also, a half-assed bonus strip. How does this man keep getting work?

(http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/5230/fakedoctorbonus.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [PuzzleQuest Comic + Bonus]
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on March 29, 2010, 01:53:54 AM
Oh no!  He seems like he would be better off working at a funeral home.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [PuzzleQuest Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Darkfox on March 29, 2010, 05:49:25 AM
The bun of that hamburger must be pretty delicious.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [PuzzleQuest Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Linkforce on March 29, 2010, 06:25:49 AM
The bun of that hamburger must be pretty delicious.

Llol THAT made me chuckle xP
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Crumbs Comic]
Post by: Archem on March 29, 2010, 07:45:29 AM
The bun of that hamburger must be pretty delicious.
Why must you criticize my art? I don't see you drawing burgers in MS Paint in a crude fashion, so shut up!

Coincidentally, it's time for an update, and I've ceased my burger-animating talents.

(http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/5610/crumbscomic.png)

I'd like to point out that the side-by-side frames aren't necessarily continuations of one-another. Sure looks that way, though...

Also, where'd all those crumbs come from? I don't remember seeing them before. The continuity in this comic is horrible. Some might even suggest that this is a crummy comic.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Crumbs Comic]
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on March 30, 2010, 02:08:25 AM
crummy comic.
(http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t91/Broodstar13372/1204048061788.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Crumbs Comic]
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on March 30, 2010, 02:20:06 AM
Unfunny does NOT equal crummy.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Crumbs Comic]
Post by: Zerlina on March 30, 2010, 03:30:49 AM
Some might even suggest that this is a crummy comic.

Frankly, I enjoyed the rye humour.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Dessert Comic]
Post by: Archem on March 31, 2010, 05:30:56 AM
(http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/7026/dessertcomic.png)

She seems to work in some kind of general food place. I wonder if the tips are good?

Originally, frames two and three were to be switched around. I decided to rearrange them, because it seemed too funny.

Oh, ****, what happened to her name tag?!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Dessert Comic]
Post by: Cerebus on March 31, 2010, 04:04:10 PM
Potential answer?

(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c216/cerebus_x01/Nametag.png)

I first wanted to use Evil Ned, but I drew him terrible, so instead of butchering him, I used my guy.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Dessert Comic]
Post by: fruckert on March 31, 2010, 06:08:53 PM
Cerb, that was hilarious.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Dessert Comic]
Post by: Archem on March 31, 2010, 10:35:21 PM
Clever. You've won my respect.

Also, 10000th post. Woot.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Dessert Comic]
Post by: Bluhman on March 31, 2010, 11:04:55 PM
Potential answer?

(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c216/cerebus_x01/Nametag.png)

I first wanted to use Evil Ned, but I drew him terrible, so instead of butchering him, I used my guy.

Ah, it's Bluhgrandybus.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Toilet Comic]
Post by: Archem on April 02, 2010, 05:40:40 AM
(http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/8940/toiletcomic.png)

Because even Unfunny Comics could use a little toilet humor.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Toilet Comic]
Post by: fruckert on April 02, 2010, 05:44:57 AM
That sad bored look is something I find to be amusing.

This disturbs me, because that means I enjoy others being sad.

This revelation requires sleeping upon.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Toilet Comic]
Post by: Cerebus on April 02, 2010, 06:05:16 AM
This toilet?
http://www.charas-project.net/forum/index.php?topic=20675.msg336841#msg336841

Because I sure hope not. Judging by the noise, this guy may have made a mess.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Toilet Comic]
Post by: Archem on April 02, 2010, 06:30:43 AM
Certainly not. That's ridiculous.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Toilet Comic]
Post by: Razor on April 02, 2010, 08:14:17 AM
(http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/8940/toiletcomic.png)

Because even Unfunny Comics could use a little toilet humor.
I love it
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Toilet Comic]
Post by: Darkfox on April 02, 2010, 09:42:12 AM
Potential answer?

(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c216/cerebus_x01/Nametag.png)

I first wanted to use Evil Ned, but I drew him terrible, so instead of butchering him, I used my guy.

That explains everything! The Nametag Bandit! What does he do with them? Who cares...

(http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/8940/toiletcomic.png)

Because even Unfunny Comics could use a little toilet humor.

And there he waited, bored. Ah, this is like a snippet from reality itself.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Toilet Comic]
Post by: Cerebus on April 02, 2010, 04:26:16 PM
That explains everything! The Nametag Bandit! What does he do with them? Who cares...

Actually, he also rob people.
http://www.charas-project.net/forum/index.php?topic=20675.msg336361#msg336361

He is just a poor kleptomaniac bandit. You can't blame him!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Tip Comic]
Post by: Archem on April 06, 2010, 04:04:47 AM
(http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/3241/tipcomic.png)

So yeah, very late. Tough.

Also, Lonnie is quite the punster.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Tip Comic]
Post by: fruckert on April 06, 2010, 04:30:25 AM
I am trying to decide whether or not this was subtly funny, because puns are sometimes considered anti-humor.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Tip Comic]
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on April 06, 2010, 04:41:21 AM
I did not 'lol', but giggled in my brain.

I find that somewhat unfunny.  As I did not smile whilst giggling in my head.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Tip Comic]
Post by: Archem on April 06, 2010, 05:28:03 AM
I am trying to decide whether or not this was subtly funny, because puns are sometimes considered anti-humor.
It is very hard to tell if it's funny or not. Even I'm not sure. I almost rejected the idea a few times because I wasn't sure if I was being too close to a joke or not.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Tip Comic]
Post by: Razor on April 06, 2010, 03:07:39 PM
[spoiler]We don't tip in Australia[/spoiler]

<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/itsaswalot.png">
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Tip Comic]
Post by: Archem on April 07, 2010, 12:42:41 AM
I'm aware. The whole comic was one big, tough call. I decided I'd go with what I know.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Tip Comic]
Post by: Zerlina on April 07, 2010, 01:17:01 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v92/greenabsinthe/plane1-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Tip Comic]
Post by: Razor on April 07, 2010, 01:59:37 AM
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/howdoyouevenavoidsurf.png">
Slowpoke is just so darn cute to draw.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Tip Comic]
Post by: Archem on April 07, 2010, 03:12:21 AM
Christ, I forfeit, too. God dammit, Razor, you're lucky you invented this thing. The hilarity here would get me lynched.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Tip Comic]
Post by: Razor on April 07, 2010, 03:16:52 AM
Whuh oh phantom cloud, gotta add a reflection

fixed.

also it took me a few moments for me to realise you were saying it was funny
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Tip Comic]
Post by: SaiKar on April 07, 2010, 03:22:00 AM
Koffing just wants to be freeeeeeee
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Tip Comic]
Post by: HobomasterXXX on April 07, 2010, 04:08:21 AM
(http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/3909/notagulpinbyrazorthe624.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Tip Comic]
Post by: Cerebus on April 07, 2010, 05:36:07 AM
(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c216/cerebus_x01/Pokmonname.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Tip Comic]
Post by: Razor on April 07, 2010, 06:13:22 AM
Cerebus' is much, much better than Hobo's
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fake Birthday Comic]
Post by: Archem on April 07, 2010, 06:29:31 AM
Agreed. Anyways, new chapter time.

(http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/6120/fakebirthday1.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fake Birthday Comic]
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on April 07, 2010, 07:41:27 AM
Nice. That darned Ned
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fake Birthday Comic]
Post by: Darkfox on April 07, 2010, 08:59:30 AM
(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c216/cerebus_x01/Pokmonname.png)

Winner.

Also, Ned is still up to no good. Unbirthdays now? For shame!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fake Birthday Comic]
Post by: Archem on April 09, 2010, 09:06:30 AM
(http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/1096/fakebirthday2.png)

I have nothing witty to add. And yet, here I am, typing away.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fake Birthday Comic]
Post by: Bluhman on April 09, 2010, 10:53:40 AM
(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c216/cerebus_x01/Pokmonname.png)

I'm going to hell for this.
[spoiler=So NSFW](http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Bluhman/BadTme.png)[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fake Birthday Comic]
Post by: Razor on April 09, 2010, 11:14:02 AM
I think I've seen that picture before.
[spoiler]it is a good picture[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Don't answer this I figured it out]how do I do custom spoilers[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fake Birthday Comic]
Post by: Archem on April 10, 2010, 12:06:25 AM
Razor, you dirty boy.

I have much better stuff, though. I mean, not that I'm collecting. And not that my better pictures are of a pornographic nature.

Stop looking at me like that!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fake Birthday Comic]
Post by: Archem on April 12, 2010, 04:31:46 AM
(http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/6672/fakebirthday3.png)

Is Lonnie the perpetrator?! What a twist!

Oh, bonus round. Complete the puzzle to earn extra mans.

(http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/5944/presentrusebonus.png)

You know, for shits and giggles.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fake Birthday Comic]
Post by: fruckert on April 12, 2010, 04:48:40 AM
Yes.
Win.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fake Birthday Comic]
Post by: SaiKar on April 12, 2010, 05:25:39 AM
Oh very yes
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fake Birthday Comic]
Post by: HobomasterXXX on April 12, 2010, 06:08:57 AM
I like Razor's L4D2 spray better.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fake Birthday Comic]
Post by: Grandy on April 12, 2010, 02:35:29 PM
Ah, it's Bluhgrandybus.


That's officially a character now.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fake Birthday Comic]
Post by: Razor on April 13, 2010, 01:08:14 AM
[spoiler=Archem's post]
(http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/5944/presentrusebonus.png)

You know, for shits and giggles.
[/spoiler]
I just want to let you know
that this is the greatest thing
of all time

and since NOBODY SAID ANYTHING I like the TWIST in the story
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fake Birthday Comic]
Post by: HobomasterXXX on April 13, 2010, 06:14:15 AM
Razor I demand you post your L4D2 spray as a gif
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fake Birthday Comic]
Post by: Archem on April 14, 2010, 07:46:20 AM
(http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/5821/fakebirthday4.png)

And another bonus. You guys are so lucky.

(http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/6928/ronniebonus.png)

By the way, these bonus comics aren't canon.

At least, I don't think they are... Hmm...
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fake Birthday Comic]
Post by: Razor on April 14, 2010, 09:15:18 AM
Either way that was awesome. I didn't see it coming.
Perhaps I should have but damn. Nice work. You have so much of my approval.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fake Birthday Comic]
Post by: RockJohnAxe on April 14, 2010, 01:36:30 PM
/cheer

these are funny, although i just dont get that hamburger one lol

Edit: i just realized i called your unfunny comics funny. I feel the ban hammers Wrath lol
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fake Birthday Comic]
Post by: SaiKar on April 14, 2010, 03:34:44 PM
these are funny, although i just dont get that hamburger one lol

oh noooooooo
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fake Birthday Comic]
Post by: Darkfox on April 14, 2010, 06:58:39 PM
Ned! What a twist!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fake Birthday Comic]
Post by: Bluhman on April 14, 2010, 08:31:18 PM
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Bluhman/stupidstupidstupid.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fake Birthday Comic]
Post by: Cerebus on April 14, 2010, 08:49:32 PM
Don't even ask, I can't answer.

(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c216/cerebus_x01/THISMAKESNOSENS.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fake Birthday Comic]
Post by: Bluhman on April 14, 2010, 09:08:05 PM
It's the end of the world as we know it.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fake Birthday Comic]
Post by: Darkfox on April 14, 2010, 10:25:25 PM
And that is how black holes are formed!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fake Birthday Comic]
Post by: Archem on April 15, 2010, 12:07:58 AM
Jesus, what have I done?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fake Birthday Comic]
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on April 15, 2010, 11:35:48 PM
Hey guys, I'm still not a sage.

(http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c268/X_marks_the_ed/bandwagonbonus.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fake Birthday Comic]
Post by: Darkfox on April 15, 2010, 11:44:04 PM
Jesus, what have I done?

It appears to have become a mini-meme.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fake Birthday Comic]
Post by: Zerlina on April 16, 2010, 12:13:03 AM
(http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/4426/facems.jpg)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fake Birthday Comic]
Post by: SaiKar on April 16, 2010, 12:22:10 AM
Welp, I think that one about ends the competition.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fake Birthday Comic]
Post by: Archem on April 16, 2010, 12:23:27 AM
Saw that fix of yours. Anyways, Ronnie (my name for the comic) has spawned some devil-children, and I couldn't be more proud. In fact, I imagined at least half of these while making the damned thing (especially the black hole one(s)).
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fake Birthday Comic]
Post by: Cerebus on April 16, 2010, 12:33:33 AM
(http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/4426/facems.jpg)

That is an awesome continuation of my version. I like it.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fake Birthday Comic]
Post by: Archem on April 16, 2010, 07:46:42 AM
(http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/4002/fakebirthday5.png)

Everything worked out in the end!

But imagine how it could have ended...

(http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/4012/religioustypekilljoybon.png)

Or even...

(http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/5091/shameonyoubonus.png)

Also, no references to the recent birthday of The Creator (A.K.A. Razor). It was tempting, given all the birthday goodness (badness?) going on in this chapter, but I have Friday's comic AND two  (TWO!) bonus strips. I'm far too lazy to do any more work!

Even if this chapter's theme was mild alterations only...
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fake Birthday Comic]
Post by: Phayre on April 16, 2010, 07:21:28 PM
"They are delicious, as you can taste the patheticness."
Un-unfunny. How far you have fallen. *weep*
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fake Birthday Comic]
Post by: Archem on April 16, 2010, 07:35:19 PM
Don't worry, the bonus ones are always funny. I can't help that I've got funny flowing through my veins; I need to express it. What better way than through non-canon nonsense strips?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fake Birthday Comic]
Post by: Phayre on April 16, 2010, 07:40:17 PM
I've heard vampires enjoy funny. Adds variety to their diet. Just avoid the sparkly ones.

No, I kid, good stuff, man.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Fake Birthday Comic]
Post by: Razor on April 17, 2010, 11:36:47 AM
I liked the God one.

FUN FACT: Throughout the original run, Religious Guy only made one reference to religion of any kind (in his first comic, no less) and everything after that was just him being nice.
Note: This wasn't really intentional! It just sorta happened.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Zoo Comic]
Post by: Archem on April 19, 2010, 05:33:48 AM
(http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/2992/zoocomic.png)

You know, I think it's weird that Victor not only still has a wired telephone, but that the wire is only about two feet long.

Also, his car is filthy.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Zoo Comic]
Post by: Bluhman on April 19, 2010, 05:44:00 AM
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Bluhman/Exploits.png)
Exploitable. they obviously went to other places together.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Zoo Comic]
Post by: Archem on April 19, 2010, 08:01:59 AM
I've been waiting for somebody to catch on to this.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Zoo Comic]
Post by: HobomasterXXX on April 19, 2010, 08:54:11 AM
(http://i40.tinypic.com/vqk65g.png)
i made one
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Mario Comic]
Post by: Archem on April 21, 2010, 06:00:12 AM
(http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/7113/mariocomic.png)

Alternate title: Spring Cleaning Comic.

Also, it's spring. Just in case you were wondering.
Well, only in the important hemisphere...
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Mario Comic]
Post by: Razor on April 21, 2010, 11:08:17 AM
Well, amazing.
I've never seen something go from "very quite possibly canon" to "definitely not canon at all by any stretch of the imagination" so fast. Kudos to you, Archem!
Kudos.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Mario Comic]
Post by: HobomasterXXX on April 21, 2010, 12:11:21 PM
why has noone commented on my excellent fan comic
EDIT:
(http://i39.tinypic.com/vqthsk.png)
is this one more attuned to your tastes charas
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Mario Comic]
Post by: MissingName on April 21, 2010, 01:15:29 PM
why has noone commented on my excellent fan comic
EDIT:
(http://i39.tinypic.com/vqthsk.png)
is this one more attuned to your tastes charas
...what the hell?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Mario Comic]
Post by: Archem on April 21, 2010, 04:42:51 PM
Well, amazing.
I've never seen something go from "very quite possibly canon" to "definitely not canon at all by any stretch of the imagination" so fast. Kudos to you, Archem!
Kudos.
I wish I could catch your drift here, but I just can't. Perhaps I'm not getting enough sleep...

And yes. Hobo's comics are... ****, something.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Mario Comic]
Post by: Zerlina on April 21, 2010, 05:32:57 PM
(http://img594.imageshack.us/img594/8290/crystalponytale.jpg)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Mario Comic]
Post by: Cerebus on April 21, 2010, 05:42:12 PM
(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c216/cerebus_x01/MarioNES.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Mario Comic]
Post by: Zerlina on April 21, 2010, 05:47:49 PM
Amazing.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Mario Comic]
Post by: Archem on April 21, 2010, 05:57:59 PM
You know, it's like you guys read my mind. I had to struggle so hard not to do very similar things with today's strip. It wouldn't have been an issue if I felt like doing a bonus strip or two, but I'm lazy.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Mario Comic]
Post by: Dragonium on April 21, 2010, 06:18:17 PM
(http://i43.tinypic.com/mb1iye.png)

I recommend you all go download Beat Hazard from Steam while it's on sale. It is Audiosurf meets Asteroids meets mescaline.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Mario Comic]
Post by: Archem on April 21, 2010, 06:21:24 PM
It's also on the Xbox. I wasn't fond of the demo, but that's mostly personal taste.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Mario Comic]
Post by: Prpl_Mage on April 21, 2010, 07:33:33 PM
I can't help it guys. I simply love all this. Unfunny comics with fan touch is like perfection meets awesome.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Mario Comic]
Post by: Darkfox on April 21, 2010, 08:27:32 PM
Super Mario Bros! Awesome!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Mario Comic]
Post by: Dragonium on April 22, 2010, 04:15:36 PM
It's also on the Xbox. I wasn't fond of the demo, but that's mostly personal taste.

I tried it there too, but it works significantly better with a keyboard and mouse and having to stream music rather than play it off your HDD is just poopy.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Internet Is Down Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Archem on April 23, 2010, 06:18:49 AM
(http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/3511/internetisdowncomic.png)

And, in honor of the new L4D2 campaign, I present:

(http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/2773/thebonusbonus.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Internet Is Down Comic + Bonus]
Post by: HobomasterXXX on April 23, 2010, 06:44:11 AM
Vic uses Steam. I wonder what he likes to play. Well, other than being Coach in a bizzare, alternate L4D2.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Internet Is Down Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Archem on April 23, 2010, 06:47:46 AM
Also, another fat joke. He's still fighting that weight problem. Before resizing, he was drawn with a 1-pixel thicker brush on his body. Also, first comic drawn with Photoshop.

Because gradients and glow-y text is tough in Paint.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Internet Is Down Comic + Bonus]
Post by: HobomasterXXX on April 23, 2010, 07:38:29 AM
(http://i43.tinypic.com/mt9jpu.png)
Production qualities increased.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Internet Is Down Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Darkfox on April 23, 2010, 03:14:25 PM
(http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/3511/internetisdowncomic.png)

This is all too familiar...
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Internet Is Down Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Zerlina on April 23, 2010, 07:08:07 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v92/greenabsinthe/quagsire-2.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Internet Is Down Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Archem on April 23, 2010, 11:24:53 PM
Thank God for that.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Internet Is Down Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Bluhman on April 23, 2010, 11:54:20 PM
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Bluhman/Thiswasfunnierinmyhead.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Internet Is Down Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Archem on April 24, 2010, 01:01:35 AM
There's a surprising amount of content on Wikipedia that can be considered pornographic.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Internet Is Down Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Zerlina on April 24, 2010, 01:19:14 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v92/greenabsinthe/ceilingcat.jpg)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Internet Is Down Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Archem on April 24, 2010, 02:10:57 AM
(http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/9011/victornobonus.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Internet Is Down Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Cerebus on April 24, 2010, 03:32:38 AM
Nicez.

(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c216/cerebus_x01/pornonwiki.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Internet Is Down Comic + Bonus]
Post by: SaiKar on April 24, 2010, 06:32:47 AM
Zerlina is totally upstaging you, man.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Internet Is Down Comic + Bonus]
Post by: HobomasterXXX on April 24, 2010, 06:50:54 AM
(http://i39.tinypic.com/os493l.png)

(http://i43.tinypic.com/osvaf6.png)

(http://i42.tinypic.com/fkcdue.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Internet Is Down Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Razor on April 24, 2010, 10:03:17 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v92/greenabsinthe/quagsire-2.png)
"Unfortunately" you say?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Internet Is Down Comic + Bonus]
Post by: HobomasterXXX on April 24, 2010, 10:17:39 AM
(http://i40.tinypic.com/160wu2x.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Internet Is Down Comic + Bonus]
Post by: MissingName on April 24, 2010, 04:05:11 PM
Fuсking QUAGSIRES!

Archem!  Quickly, draw an unfunny comic about quagsires meeting horribly messy ends!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Internet Is Down Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Zerlina on April 24, 2010, 04:34:59 PM
Quickly, draw an unfunny comic about quagsires meeting horribly messy ends!

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v92/greenabsinthe/quagsire-5.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Internet Is Down Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Archem on April 24, 2010, 05:18:51 PM
Yeah, ok. Girl-Archem to the rescue.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Internet Is Down Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Zerlina on April 24, 2010, 05:29:17 PM
Girl-Archem to the rescue.

That sounds like an amazing super hero slogan.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Internet Is Down Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Archem on April 24, 2010, 06:33:45 PM
It really is.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Internet Is Down Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Bluhman on April 25, 2010, 12:45:56 AM
That sounds like an amazing super hero slogan.

(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Bluhman/COH%20Stuff/Champs/GirlArchem.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Internet Is Down Comic + Bonus]
Post by: HobomasterXXX on April 25, 2010, 01:28:55 AM
(http://i42.tinypic.com/kcf61c.png)
EDIT:
This nuclear bomb edit is better than my other one
(http://i39.tinypic.com/24ce3d1.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Internet Is Down Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Archem on April 25, 2010, 01:55:33 AM
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Bluhman/COH%20Stuff/Champs/GirlArchem.png)
Yes, that will do nicely.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Internet Is Down Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Zerlina on April 25, 2010, 02:16:23 AM
Yes, that will do nicely.

I agree with the male me 100%.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Pokémon Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Archem on April 26, 2010, 07:50:27 AM
(http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/79/pokmoncomic.png)

So it's missing the introduction panel and Victor's closing argument. It's a damn circle. Are you people never satisfied? Greedy bastards, every one of you.

Although, if you feel this was more than generous, you get to read the bonus comic.

[spoiler=Don't You Dare Read This If You're A Greedy Bastard Edition](http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/5295/hobotypepersonbonus.png)[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Pokémon Comic + Bonus]
Post by: MissingName on April 26, 2010, 10:56:44 AM
Nice.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Pokémon Comic + Bonus]
Post by: HobomasterXXX on April 26, 2010, 12:06:25 PM
now i've corrupted the actual comics

quagsire is on his way to world domination
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Pokémon Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Ben on April 26, 2010, 01:00:45 PM
this comix is losing street cred.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Pokémon Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Razor on April 26, 2010, 02:15:03 PM
stop forcing that bullshit.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Pokémon Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Ben on April 26, 2010, 04:13:11 PM
Seriously. Its lame bro. Was funny at first. Now its bordering on mudkips and Runescape in terms of cool.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Pokémon Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Archem on April 26, 2010, 04:53:04 PM
Whatevs. Bonus is bonus.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Pokémon Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Ben on April 26, 2010, 05:36:29 PM
Not the bonus silly. Your bonus has pretty much expressed my thoughts.
ITS NOT YOU ARCHEM. You can do no wrong in my heart. You even spoiler tagged your quagsire.
 Its the hobo...its forced
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Pokémon Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Archem on April 26, 2010, 06:23:17 PM
Well no ****.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Pokémon Comic + Bonus]
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on April 26, 2010, 09:20:00 PM
Indeed. Even I don't push this stuff as much. I'm just lazy out of ideas.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Pokémon Comic + Bonus]
Post by: HobomasterXXX on April 26, 2010, 11:01:05 PM
I've managed to agrevate/annoy pretty much everyone on the forums by this point, and I'm a lazy prick, so I'll probably stop anyway.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Dentist Comic]
Post by: Archem on April 28, 2010, 05:45:52 AM
(http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/2417/dentistcomic.png)

Coincidentally, I have a dentist appointment tomorrow morning.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Dentist Comic]
Post by: Darkfox on April 28, 2010, 06:31:09 AM
He must take up his adult responsibilities and do what needs to be done and go to the dentist to fix the tooth that burdens him and makes his mouth sore and causes hurting when he eats sandwiches. So he went. To be continued...?

Love the rational explanation of an irrational thing such as a phobia.

Edit: Also, in regards to the Quagsire thing... well... all I can say is that with media as it is and what is considered "comical" is mainly consistent of repetitious phrases and images making youth believe this to be clever and thus seek to emulate it, often over the internet. Older generations such as ourselves, however, find it irritating as it is forced and unnatural, thus not humorous to us and as such a nuisance.

Kids these days...
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Dentist Comic]
Post by: Zerlina on April 28, 2010, 02:15:33 PM
Blasted kids should get off my lawn.

I completely agree. Damn punks.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Dentist Comic]
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on April 28, 2010, 04:40:50 PM
with media as it is and what is considered "comical" is mainly consistent of repetitious phrases and images making youth believe this to be clever

(http://www.cinemablend.com/images/sections/22521/22521.jpg)

"Somebody call me?"
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Dentist Comic]
Post by: Archem on April 28, 2010, 05:56:48 PM
Ok, I have to say this: Larry has some good jokes mixed into his act. However, he tends to recycle a little bit too much of his material, and it's usually not that good to begin with. That is what bothers me about him. If he could just take his Git R Dones and send them away, he'd be a much better comedian.

I also see that Darkfox sees what I did there.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Dentist Comic]
Post by: HobomasterXXX on April 29, 2010, 07:53:42 AM
CFHUCK NORRiS XD
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Dentist Comic]
Post by: Bluhman on April 29, 2010, 08:11:42 AM
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Bluhman/Someonewritethedialogueforthis.png)
Somebody write some unfunny dialogue for this.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Dentist Comic]
Post by: HobomasterXXX on April 29, 2010, 08:29:59 AM
(http://i43.tinypic.com/10gfwxw.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Dentist Comic]
Post by: RockJohnAxe on April 29, 2010, 03:16:50 PM
lol i just got back from the Dentist like 5 minutes ago. Its more than just a Coincidence now Archem!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Goatee Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Archem on April 30, 2010, 08:10:48 AM
(http://img571.imageshack.us/img571/6616/goateecomic.png)

And yet, he took the time to grow a fine one before coming to this conclusion...

(http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/7956/badideabonus.png)

I'm pretty sure Ned accidentally shaved his angry eyebrows. Perhaps he cuts his own hair.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Goatee Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Bluhman on April 30, 2010, 08:25:46 AM
Bluhman: Slowly ruining the mantra of this comic, one step at a time.
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Bluhman/Frohman.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Goatee Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Darkfox on April 30, 2010, 08:37:04 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v122/ShinDarkfox/Comics/Agreed.jpg)

And THAT is how Gordon Freeman was born. All because he decided one day to grow a goatee.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Goatee Comic + Bonus]
Post by: HobomasterXXX on April 30, 2010, 08:39:05 AM
that is great
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Goatee Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Darkfox on April 30, 2010, 09:37:37 AM
Now for my take on the goatee comic. Hope it is okay, I haven't done this in a while.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v122/ShinDarkfox/Comics/UnfunnyDF3.png)

The thing about goatees, some clothes just don't match up with it.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Goatee Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Ben on April 30, 2010, 10:50:46 AM
HOW THE **** DO THEESE PEOPLE GROW THEIR BEARDS SO QUICKLY!!??!!1!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Goatee Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Razor on April 30, 2010, 12:46:35 PM
they decide to have a beard
then
the beard
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Goatee Comic + Bonus]
Post by: HobomasterXXX on April 30, 2010, 12:50:39 PM
HOW THE **** DO THEESE PEOPLE GROW THEIR BEARDS SO QUICKLY!!??!!1!
(http://i39.tinypic.com/16ao9dx.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Goatee Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Archem on April 30, 2010, 05:06:23 PM
I swear, I need to start actually making every odd idea that enters my head. Everyone else keeps doing it, and I feel ripped off.

*kicks rocks*
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Goatee Comic + Bonus]
Post by: fruckert on April 30, 2010, 10:00:38 PM
Goatees are fun.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Goatee Comic + Bonus]
Post by: MissingName on May 01, 2010, 01:54:22 PM
Oh yah, they are.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Guitar Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Archem on May 03, 2010, 06:31:23 AM
(http://img594.imageshack.us/img594/9066/guitarcomic.png)

Because nothing is worth doing if you can't master it in ten minutes of your free time.

(http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/480/complexbonus.png)

Just make sure to tilt your head a little when reading this. It doesn't help, but you'll look more like Lonnie if you do.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Guitar Comic + Bonus]
Post by: fruckert on May 03, 2010, 06:43:33 AM
That song sounds like crap.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Guitar Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Darkfox on May 03, 2010, 07:14:03 AM
HOW THE **** DO THEESE PEOPLE GROW THEIR BEARDS SO QUICKLY!!??!!1!

The magical power of comical time skipping. Did a minute pass between each panel... or days... or weeks? OR MAYBE THE YEAR QUAD-DIGIT-WHATEVA!? Who knows!

...

...

...

Takes me a couple weeks though.

As for guitars, I've yet to learn them.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Guitar Comic + Bonus]
Post by: MissingName on May 03, 2010, 11:14:03 AM
As for guitars, I've yet to learn them.

Same.  Doesn't help that I have no ear for tone.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Guitar Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Cerebus on May 03, 2010, 03:16:23 PM
Doesn't help that I have no guitar.

(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c216/cerebus_x01/TtFaFuc.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Guitar Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Archem on May 03, 2010, 04:38:19 PM
It was the Japanese flag that ruined him.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Sushi Comic]
Post by: Archem on May 05, 2010, 06:58:11 AM
(http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/8049/sushicomic.png)

That is one versatile restaurant. Sushi, burgers, and tips? Ridiculous!

Oh, and I know next to nothing about sushi. God help me, the hippie-looking fellow on the right better be spewing accurate information! Otherwise, I won't hesitate to label him an ignorant kook!

Also, his grammar is horrible, and I aims to keep it that way.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Sushi Comic]
Post by: Bluhman on May 05, 2010, 07:32:34 AM
There is some vegan sushi, I believe...

# vegetable roll (a mix of about 4 vegetables rolled up in rice and nori)
# asparagus roll
# avocado roll
# plum roll
# cucumber roll

But traditionally, Sushi definitely has fish in it.
Salmon and tuna sushi is the best. I'd say prawn is pretty good, and fake crab is aight. God help you if you're eating a roe one, though.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Sushi Comic]
Post by: Cerebus on May 05, 2010, 03:33:54 PM
There are indeed vegetable sushis, such as cucumbers, etc. But those with fish really are the best, especially salmon, yes. Though it might come with wasabi or whatever, I prefer mine sauceless. It's quite expansive, but really worth it. Assuming you actually like it, of course.

But yeah, vegetable sushis exist.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Sushi Comic]
Post by: Zerlina on May 05, 2010, 03:45:16 PM
Coincidentally had sushi last night. All you can eat for $10.99 :D. No burgers though. :(
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Sushi Comic]
Post by: Cerebus on May 05, 2010, 05:42:38 PM
I need to find one of these all you can eat Sushi bar thing. Oh yeah, and a job so I can actually afford it.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Sushi Comic]
Post by: MissingName on May 06, 2010, 07:20:18 PM
I thought sushi referred to the special kind of rice that your (octopus, cucumber, sparrow, etc) was served on.

Never get sushi at a "Chinese" buffet, it's lukewarm and plasticky.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Sushi Comic]
Post by: fruckert on May 06, 2010, 11:14:53 PM
The word "Sushi", I believe, refers to the seaweed roll.
Or not, I can't really remember that much from Japanese class.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Stock Comic]
Post by: Archem on May 07, 2010, 06:09:06 AM
(http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/6576/stockcomic.png)

Man, making a chapter about poor decisions while still being unfunny is tough. I'd even say it was a poor decision.

Points to whoever sees what I did.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Stock Comic]
Post by: HobomasterXXX on May 07, 2010, 06:24:03 AM
are you implying his decision was bad
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Stock Comic]
Post by: fruckert on May 07, 2010, 06:28:09 AM
UNFC = UNFunny Comics?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Stock Comic]
Post by: Archem on May 07, 2010, 06:30:26 AM
Ok, one of the things I did there has been spotted. But the one that earns massive respect is still up for grabs.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Stock Comic]
Post by: fruckert on May 07, 2010, 06:33:54 AM
Brave Little Toaster radio?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Stock Comic]
Post by: Archem on May 07, 2010, 06:55:46 AM
Fruckert, you're a glory hog.

Bravo, though.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Stock Comic]
Post by: drenrin2120 on May 07, 2010, 04:36:23 PM
The first two panels are too funny,
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Battery Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Archem on May 10, 2010, 06:14:42 AM
(http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/4844/batterycomic.png)

What a shame. But hey, it could have been worse.

(http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/5193/nucularcomicbonus.png)

What has science done?!!

Also, that mushroom cloud isn't a reference to any fan comics you've seen here. It's totally a coincidence if other atomic blasts have existed in the past.

I swear it.




Oh, right. That may or may not be the end level button from Duke Nukem 3D. I'm not quite sure, but I do know that I've been replaying that game. Pure gold.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Battery Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Bluhman on May 10, 2010, 06:30:12 AM
[spoiler=Is this meant to shoot lasers?](http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Bluhman/Laserlight.png)[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Not a flashlight at all!](http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Bluhman/Whoops.png)
[/spoiler]
And for everyone else:
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Bluhman/Batteries.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Battery Comic + Bonus]
Post by: RockJohnAxe on May 10, 2010, 01:39:36 PM
LOL! Archems was hilarious then bluhman... LOL

Bzzzzz... lol!

All Reality has Shattered... the Rules no longer apply!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Battery Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Ben on May 10, 2010, 09:28:50 PM
That "not a flashlight" just made me El right Oh El.

Who's dildo is this, I wonder?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Battery Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Archem on May 10, 2010, 11:12:25 PM
There's only one female character in the strip.

However, Victor and Lonnie are awful close friends...
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Battery Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Bluhman on May 10, 2010, 11:45:27 PM
You know, someone really needs to sort out these characters. So far, I know there's "Guy with spiky head", "Guy with spaghetti hair", "Evil mullet man", and "That Fucking Quagsire".
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Battery Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Ben on May 10, 2010, 11:52:47 PM
http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs31/f/2008/198/4/f/Unfunny_comics_reference_sheet_by_Razorthe6249th.png


You mean like this?
This thing saves lives when it comes to making unfunny guest strips
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Battery Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Bluhman on May 10, 2010, 11:59:01 PM
We'll I'll be...
I didn't know Razor had a deviant art!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Drums Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Archem on May 12, 2010, 07:55:54 AM
(http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6815/drumcomic.png)

I smell a story arc...

(http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/6758/iliketoplaybonus.gif)

Because you can never have enough references to things that are awesome.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Drums Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Ben on May 12, 2010, 09:25:41 AM
i love you dude
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Drums Comic + Bonus]
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on May 12, 2010, 12:46:22 PM
I think we all love Archem a little more after this.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Drums Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Darkfox on May 12, 2010, 09:42:09 PM
Oh, right. That may or may not be the end level button from Duke Nukem 3D. I'm not quite sure, but I do know that I've been replaying that game. Pure gold.

Totally worth it.

[spoiler=Is this meant to shoot lasers?](http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Bluhman/Laserlight.png)[/spoiler]

Apparently it has been charging.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Genre Comic]
Post by: Archem on May 14, 2010, 06:17:48 AM
http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/833/genrecomic.png

(http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/833/genrecomic.png)

My, they seem to be shrinking as the conversations goes on!

I suspect that Religious type person would suggest they form a Christian Rock band.


EDIT: Fuck you, Hobo! Paint doesn't have spellcheck!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Genre Comic]
Post by: HobomasterXXX on May 14, 2010, 07:59:46 AM
how about a heavy metal mand
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Genre Comic]
Post by: Cerebus on May 14, 2010, 02:31:27 PM
I'm sorry.

(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c216/cerebus_x01/Rap.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Genre Comic]
Post by: Archem on May 14, 2010, 04:49:23 PM
how about a heavy metal mand
That is a good idea.

But I should probably fix that...
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Genre Comic]
Post by: fruckert on May 15, 2010, 12:32:19 AM
Does that mean man band?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Genre Comic]
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on May 15, 2010, 12:55:54 PM
man band

I am reminded of Soundgasm.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Genre Comic]
Post by: Zerlina on May 15, 2010, 04:28:57 PM
Whatever happened to Soundgasm?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Genre Comic]
Post by: Archem on May 15, 2010, 06:04:38 PM
Everyone quit. I was gonna stay on as a one-man-band, but I wasn't getting anywhere.

By the way, you guys may have stumbled upon something in this story arc.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Genre Comic]
Post by: Darkfox on May 15, 2010, 10:50:57 PM
Rap? But rap is hilarious! Well, at least you apologized beforehand. XD
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Genre Comic]
Post by: Bluhman on May 16, 2010, 12:01:37 AM
Yeah, because our main focus as a whole when making these comics is still on being unfunny, after all. Me, being a shining example.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Genre Comic]
Post by: Archem on May 16, 2010, 12:27:25 AM
Jokes aside, I'm the only person making a serious attempt at being unfunny.

It's harder than Razor made it look.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Band Rehearsal Comic]
Post by: Archem on May 17, 2010, 07:23:59 AM
(http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/9819/bandrehearsalcomic.png)

Alright, this one only took six hours to make. Not totally sure why. I omitted the final frame, where the band is rocking out. Also, the bonus, which would be a... Video... Of them rocking out...

You know, that would have been a little redundant. I don't think it would have been worth the effort, now that I think of it.

It'd be pretty cool, though.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Band Rehearsal Comic]
Post by: Razor on May 18, 2010, 09:39:53 AM
It takes a while but ultimately it's all worth it.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Band Rehearsal Comic]
Post by: Archem on May 31, 2010, 05:29:40 PM
So I've fallen behind. Charas died, so I'll use that as an excuse.

Here's the next part, though. Saturday Special.

(http://img594.imageshack.us/img594/5711/gigcomic.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Band Rehearsal Comic]
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on June 01, 2010, 12:59:58 AM
*Like*
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Performance Comic]
Post by: Archem on June 02, 2010, 07:26:48 AM
(http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/7114/performancecomic.gif)

For a small band's first show, they sure do have a bitchin' laser-light show and a massive audience. Are they local legends, or is this a daydream? Perhaps they just got lucky, and the place they're at had all the equipment, and they're frequently packed.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Performance Comic]
Post by: ellie-is on June 02, 2010, 02:15:15 PM
Oh boy, that wins so hard. So epic. Love the disappearing agent. And the band's logo. :P
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Performance Comic]
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on June 02, 2010, 11:12:35 PM
I almost laughed at the agent.  Almost.  Rather decent comic this is.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Performance Comic]
Post by: Archem on June 02, 2010, 11:49:24 PM
To see the bonus, highlight the current comic.

Spoiler alert: It's the same thing, but they activated the fog machine.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Performance Comic]
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on June 03, 2010, 12:02:39 AM
WHOA!  That is liek, soooo, coool.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Performance Comic]
Post by: Razor on June 03, 2010, 01:06:14 AM
>Lonnine
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Performance Comic]
Post by: Darkfox on June 03, 2010, 01:47:21 AM
Disappearing Agent is epic. I bet they wondered how they did that "effect".
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Performance Comic]
Post by: Bluhman on June 03, 2010, 02:19:42 AM
He was hit by a tomato and took damage. He's flashing from the invincibility.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Tunnel Comic]
Post by: Archem on June 04, 2010, 05:06:16 AM
Okay, it's new chapter time!

(http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/5391/tunnelcomic.png)

Originally, Victor was going to be in another room (possibly the lavatory!), but then the purpose of the tunnel was suddenly very odd. That's a rather thin wall between their houses, though. Is that some sort of sideways duplex?

Fun Time: Hey, kids at home! Try and find the following things in the dirt under Lonnie and Victor's houses!

• FBI Agent's Sunglasses
• T-Rex's Skeleton
• The Bonus Strip
• Victor's Bling
• The Chapter Theme
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Tunnel Comic]
Post by: Felix-0 on June 04, 2010, 07:09:35 AM
Quote
• FBI Agent's Sunglasses
• T-Rex's Skeleton
• The Bonus Strip
• Victor's Bling
• The Chapter Theme

I seached, couldn't find.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Tunnel Comic]
Post by: Ben on June 04, 2010, 08:57:16 AM
wow.lol
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Tunnel Comic]
Post by: Cerebus on June 04, 2010, 04:39:26 PM
All those items are behind the text bubbles.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Tunnel Comic]
Post by: Bluhman on June 04, 2010, 08:01:28 PM
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Bluhman/Cataclysm.png)

I guess the apocalypse will have some survivors after all.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Tunnel Comic]
Post by: Felix-0 on June 04, 2010, 09:24:19 PM
Corssovers
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Tunnel Comic]
Post by: Cerebus on June 04, 2010, 10:17:44 PM
Alternate one:

(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c216/cerebus_x01/Tunnel.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Tunnel Comic]
Post by: SaiKar on June 05, 2010, 03:52:12 AM
Still can't get over how cool the government guy looks in that band.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Tunnel Comic]
Post by: Archem on June 05, 2010, 03:57:39 AM
Yes. Truly, that was my masterpiece.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Tunnel Comic]
Post by: Cerebus on June 05, 2010, 05:59:04 AM
This is quite true.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Tunnel Comic]
Post by: Archem on June 05, 2010, 04:39:39 PM
You know it was great because nobody dared to try and alter it for their own humorous ways.

Perhaps it helped that it was a .gif file, though...
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Tunnel Comic]
Post by: Felix-0 on June 05, 2010, 04:44:30 PM
Nobody likes messing with .gifs :3
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Tunnel Comic]
Post by: ellie-is on June 05, 2010, 08:20:26 PM
That wins, Cerebus. And...
(http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/586/imagemfiq.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Tunnel Comic]
Post by: Felix-0 on June 05, 2010, 08:30:48 PM
ahaha. You would :p
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Tunnel Comic]
Post by: Archem on June 05, 2010, 09:20:48 PM
Lucas, what the hell did you do?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Neighbor Comic]
Post by: Archem on June 07, 2010, 06:45:42 AM
(http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/5853/neighborcomic.png)

It's a window. Can you believe I've been waiting to do this strip since I finished the first chapter?

Well, I have.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Neighbor Comic]
Post by: fruckert on June 07, 2010, 06:59:33 AM
That confused the **** out of me for a second.
Then I was like "WOAH THAT'S COOL"
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Neighbor Comic]
Post by: HobomasterXXX on June 07, 2010, 08:02:35 AM
That confused me for so long
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Neighbor Comic]
Post by: Razor on June 07, 2010, 01:34:00 PM
That is absolutely fantastic. You've outdone yourself.
Possibly, you've outdone me.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Neighbor Comic]
Post by: SaiKar on June 07, 2010, 03:24:47 PM
Man this is like one of those things you have to look at all cross-eyed where it doesn't make any sense and then all of a sudden it just clicks.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Neighbor Comic]
Post by: ellie-is on June 07, 2010, 04:55:23 PM
Archem, you freaking win so freaking hard you freaking awesome dude.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Neighbor Comic]
Post by: Archem on June 07, 2010, 06:58:58 PM
Great. All this positive reception is going to make it really hard to top this one for the rest of the chapter.

Three more to go!

EDIT: Christ. I just read it like each quarter was its own panel, and I laughed my *** off. The bottom right quarter was just so out there that I couldn't help myself.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Neighbor Comic]
Post by: Cerebus on June 07, 2010, 10:15:53 PM
(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c216/cerebus_x01/Window.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Neighbor Comic]
Post by: Felix-0 on June 07, 2010, 10:28:11 PM
yay Cerebus
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Neighbor Comic]
Post by: SaiKar on June 07, 2010, 10:48:46 PM
Yeah air hockey!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Neighbor Comic]
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on June 07, 2010, 11:27:08 PM
Yay unfunny comics!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Neighbor Comic]
Post by: Archem on June 08, 2010, 12:20:01 AM
Cerebus, that's eerily similar to what I've written about this strip on DrunkDuck. I mean, at the current update rate, this strip won't be up until next month, but that's not important.

Quote
Ten bucks says they have a zany misadventure where they think the husband kills his wife, only to discover later on that she's just away on a business trip while the husband plants roses in the backyard as a romantic "welcome home gift". It always happens with new neighbors.

Only your idea is mildly more perverted.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Neighbor Comic]
Post by: Darkfox on June 08, 2010, 07:54:43 AM
Heheheh, nice response comic Cerebus. And yay air hockey!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Neighbor Comic]
Post by: Archem on June 16, 2010, 12:51:12 AM
So, since I've got access, I think Charas is back up again (for now).

I should update.

(http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/9752/mariokartcomic.png)

Kind of lame that he can make up the rules mid-race. Can't you turn certain items off in the options menu? Whatever, this one's almost funny.

(http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/6893/foursquarecomic.png)

Lonnie was supposed to be in this one, but I could figure out how to draw that spiky head of his from a top-down view point. Hey, at least the other characters are (mostly) identifiable.

The bottom right guy is supposed to be the realist-type person. Almost made him the FBI agent, but he's been getting too much face time. Hard to be sneaky and disappear when you're always center-stage.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Neighbor Comic]
Post by: ellie-is on June 16, 2010, 02:50:35 AM
Haha. Way to go, Mr. I-Don't-like-real-frames.
Btw, you can't turn certain items off. Just set how awesome the items that appear will be or whether or not they appear.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Neighbor Comic]
Post by: Archem on June 16, 2010, 06:01:46 AM
Yeah, shows how often I mess with the default settings. Blue shells FTW.

And this playing with frames chapter is hard as hell. I can't think of a fifth entry.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Neighbor Comic]
Post by: Razor on June 16, 2010, 11:07:59 AM
You'll figure something out.
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/toaster.png">
[spoiler]tonk[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Neighbor Comic]
Post by: Archem on June 16, 2010, 04:17:04 PM
Dude, what?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Neighbor Comic]
Post by: MissingName on June 16, 2010, 04:56:56 PM
The toast popped.  I saw that immediately.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Neighbor Comic]
Post by: ellie-is on June 16, 2010, 04:59:46 PM
Lol. My toaster can't set the minutes, just how burnt the toaster will be. Takes about the same time.
Btw. That spoiler tag. Reminded me of my old sig.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Neighbor Comic]
Post by: Archem on June 16, 2010, 07:08:51 PM
I made a comic about toast, too. Perhaps Unfunny Comics are like toast...
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Neighbor Comic]
Post by: Cerebus on June 16, 2010, 08:46:07 PM
Wait, did the wire move? On frame six it has 4 curves, while on the others it has only 2.

Also, that Mario Kart comic could have someone disconnecting because he's losing the race. I'd gladly make it, but... I'm lazy, yeah.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Neighbor Comic]
Post by: Archem on June 16, 2010, 08:50:57 PM
You can't really disconnect in a split-screen game, can you?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Neighbor Comic]
Post by: Cerebus on June 16, 2010, 08:54:01 PM
Yeah, unplug the controller and there you go!

Seriously though I thought it was online mode.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Neighbor Comic]
Post by: Archem on June 16, 2010, 10:57:14 PM
You kids these days with yer full-screened multiple-player-type "video games"! Why, back in my day, we were lucky to have two people playing at once! On top of that, gas was 99 cents a gallon! And these busy streets used to only have two lanes, and the rest was all fields for cattle to roam about in!

Wait, what was I talking about?

...Get off my lawn!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Neighbor Comic]
Post by: ellie-is on June 16, 2010, 11:14:53 PM
Yeah, unplug the controller and there you go!

Seriously though I thought it was online mode.
You can't unplug a wiimote.

Though I guess you could remove (or add) the nunchuck. Which for some reason causes mario kart to stop the game until you plug it back (or off). Lame. Yeah.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Neighbor Comic]
Post by: fruckert on June 17, 2010, 12:02:47 AM
You can't unplug a wiimote.
You can turn it off though, dude.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Neighbor Comic]
Post by: HackersTotalMassLaser on June 17, 2010, 02:06:33 AM
Yes, when has that ever been the same. Oh wait.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Neighbor Comic]
Post by: ellie-is on June 17, 2010, 02:50:04 AM
You can turn it off though, dude.
No you can't.
Not without going to the menu or removing the batteries, at least.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Neighbor Comic]
Post by: Archem on June 17, 2010, 04:06:56 AM
This is a stupid debate.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Neighbor Comic]
Post by: fruckert on June 17, 2010, 04:18:30 AM
No it's not, it's of the upmost importance.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Calendar Comic]
Post by: Archem on June 17, 2010, 07:59:56 AM
No, this is.

(http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/4024/calenedarcomic.png)

I'm disappointed that I took the easy way out. I couldn't, for the life of me, think of one more good idea. I had some ideas (the panels are TVs at an appliance store or some ****), but nothing really good. Well, whatever. It seems that Victor's a November baby. Also, that's a peculiarly busy clump of dates from that calendar.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Calendar Comic]
Post by: Razor on June 17, 2010, 10:21:51 AM
Warning birthday not canon
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Calendar Comic]
Post by: HobomasterXXX on June 17, 2010, 10:54:24 AM
lonnie isnt canon
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Calendar Comic]
Post by: Archem on June 17, 2010, 05:22:57 PM
Nothing is canon.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Calendar Comic]
Post by: Darkfox on June 17, 2010, 08:27:27 PM
I wonder what the doctor appointment is for...
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Calendar Comic]
Post by: Archem on June 17, 2010, 11:19:07 PM
Probably for some non-canon cancer.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Calendar Comic]
Post by: Darkfox on June 18, 2010, 08:14:18 AM
Probably for some non-canon cancer.

Hopefully it is non-cannonly not malignant.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Calendar Comic]
Post by: Archem on June 18, 2010, 04:26:56 PM
Are you suggesting that it should be canon-ly malignant? Shame on you!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Litter Comic]
Post by: Archem on June 21, 2010, 08:12:29 AM
(http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/1593/littercomic.png)

I'm sure it was an accident. Carelessness can make you look like a prick sometimes.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Litter Comic]
Post by: Bluhman on June 21, 2010, 08:14:12 AM
That tree is jiggilin and wiggilin.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Litter Comic]
Post by: Archem on June 21, 2010, 08:22:15 AM
I was tempted to put the FBI Agent's shades in the hole on that tree. It was far too funny.

Let's say that it's windy out.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Litter Comic]
Post by: HobomasterXXX on June 21, 2010, 09:22:14 AM
I don't believe that tree is canon
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Litter Comic]
Post by: Archem on June 21, 2010, 05:34:16 PM
Neither is the brick wall. It's not a building, it's just a wall.

A non-canon wall.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Litter Comic]
Post by: fruckert on June 21, 2010, 05:38:31 PM
That wrapper looks a lot larger than the candy bar.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Litter Comic]
Post by: Archem on June 21, 2010, 05:39:56 PM
It's a non-canon wrapper.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Litter Comic]
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 21, 2010, 08:03:25 PM
That wrapper looks a lot larger than the candy bar.

Blame the chip companies. They're giving ideas.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Litter Comic]
Post by: Razor on June 21, 2010, 10:37:56 PM
In the current DD comic you called him hobo-type person
what is that I don't even
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Litter Comic]
Post by: Cerebus on June 21, 2010, 11:10:40 PM
It has been a while.

(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c216/cerebus_x01/Litterbomb.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Litter Comic]
Post by: fruckert on June 21, 2010, 11:51:36 PM
I actually found that one quite funny.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Litter Comic]
Post by: Archem on June 22, 2010, 12:02:34 AM
In the current DD comic you called him hobo-type person
what is that I don't even
Yeah, because the comic + joke is brand new again.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Litter Comic]
Post by: ellie-is on June 22, 2010, 12:14:05 AM
Win, Cerebus.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Chess Comic]
Post by: Archem on June 23, 2010, 08:34:45 PM
Sorry, I'm late today. I decided to try out something different. Technically, not new, since I did this in a bonus strip already. Whatever.

(http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/2262/chesscomic.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Chess Comic]
Post by: fruckert on June 23, 2010, 08:35:45 PM
I take it the theme is no dialog?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Chess Comic]
Post by: Archem on June 23, 2010, 08:50:35 PM
Good eye. Now figure out the rest of 'em.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Chess Comic]
Post by: Cerebus on June 23, 2010, 08:58:28 PM
Good eye. Now figure out the rest of 'em.
I suppose George Orwell's 1984 is somewhere on the bookshelves.

-Oh, and of course, there is the realistic background.

(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c216/cerebus_x01/InTheLibrary.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Chess Comic]
Post by: ellie-is on June 23, 2010, 11:26:11 PM
WAY too funny, cerb.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Chess Comic]
Post by: Cerebus on June 24, 2010, 12:05:24 AM
Only Archem follow the Unfunny rule. I'm personally making Wifondotori* comics.
Also, I just noticed the reflection on the floor.


*Whether it's funny or not depends on the one reading it
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Crosswalk Comic]
Post by: Archem on June 25, 2010, 06:00:10 AM
(http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/9954/crosswalkcomic.png)

It's awfully similar to that one strip from the light bulb/globe arc. Something about great minds, I'm sure.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Crosswalk Comic]
Post by: Bluhman on June 25, 2010, 06:35:07 AM
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Bluhman/Onions.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Crosswalk Comic]
Post by: Cerebus on June 25, 2010, 07:30:01 AM
Just a small edit:

(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c216/cerebus_x01/Watchingyou.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Crosswalk Comic]
Post by: Archem on June 25, 2010, 09:05:44 AM
(http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/1756/hitandruncomicbonus.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Crosswalk Comic]
Post by: ellie-is on June 25, 2010, 11:13:05 AM
Aw, poor salesman.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Crosswalk Comic]
Post by: Razor on June 26, 2010, 04:41:55 AM
Sorry, I'm late today. I decided to try out something different. Technically, not new, since I did this in a bonus strip already. Whatever.

(http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/2262/chesscomic.png)
The joke is that they and the table and chairs are slowly moving towards the bookcase
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Crosswalk Comic]
Post by: Archem on June 26, 2010, 04:58:42 AM
The joke is that they and the table and chairs are slowly moving towards the bookcase
Close. The bookshelf is actually slowly moving forward.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Crosswalk Comic]
Post by: Razor on June 27, 2010, 03:23:13 AM
that means the "camera" is moving back at a similar pace.
Furthermore one group slides left or right from the 1st to the 2nd frames
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Crosswalk Comic]
Post by: Archem on June 27, 2010, 03:35:36 AM
How weird is that, huh?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Lights Out Comic]
Post by: Archem on June 29, 2010, 02:55:05 AM
Better late than never, right?

(http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/6871/lightsoutcomic.gif)

This scenario seems hauntingly familiar, huh?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Lights Out Comic]
Post by: Bluhman on June 29, 2010, 03:10:49 AM
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Bluhman/AloneintheDARRK.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Lights Out Comic]
Post by: ellie-is on June 29, 2010, 03:16:09 AM
Pretty awesome comic.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Lights Out Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Archem on June 29, 2010, 04:21:41 AM
This is how it actually happened.

(http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/2205/brokenglasscomicbonus.gif)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Lights Out Comic + Bonus]
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on June 29, 2010, 04:35:04 AM
 :(
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Lights Out Comic + Bonus]
Post by: fruckert on June 29, 2010, 04:56:57 AM
I've honestly seen a lightbulb explode.
It's not fun.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Lights Out Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Archem on June 29, 2010, 05:15:38 AM
So has Victor. I'd say he agrees.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Lights Out Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Darkfox on June 29, 2010, 04:58:19 PM
This is what nightmares are made of... lightbulbs going out.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Lights Out Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Cerebus on June 29, 2010, 05:43:46 PM
(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c216/cerebus_x01/Epileptic.png)

I could've made a Nuclear Explosion one out of it, but decided not to.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Lights Out Comic + Bonus]
Post by: ellie-is on June 29, 2010, 06:00:12 PM
Yep, broken lightbulb + nuclear explosion = waaaay too many bad things at once.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Lights Out Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Archem on June 29, 2010, 07:15:31 PM
If that happened, he'd have a heart attack.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Prize Comic]
Post by: Archem on June 30, 2010, 05:49:29 AM
(http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/7089/prizecomic.png)

And so ends the tenth chapter. Ironically, Lonnie gets a prize, but you don't even get a bonus strip.

Enjoy it while I consider taking a break to come up with new chapter themes.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Prize Comic]
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on June 30, 2010, 06:07:13 AM
Not fair.  I want a prize!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Prize Comic]
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 30, 2010, 12:28:37 PM
A prize always makes up for the fact that the particular brand of cereal scrapes the roof of your mouth.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Prize Comic]
Post by: Archem on June 30, 2010, 05:14:33 PM
That box defies perspective.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Prize Comic]
Post by: lilsniffs3 on June 30, 2010, 06:02:58 PM
OH GAWD, CLIFFHANGER

Its a cliffhanger. What is the prize? What does it do? Is it key to saving the world from zombies?

I'm too lazy to care, though.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Prize Comic]
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 30, 2010, 07:16:19 PM
That box defies perspective.

Nah. The cap'n is just a ham.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Prize Comic]
Post by: Razor on June 30, 2010, 10:43:20 PM
I'm not sure if that is irony.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Prize Comic]
Post by: Archem on July 01, 2010, 05:12:30 PM
It's not, really. I'm usually pretty nit-picky about the use of that word, but I felt like using it incorrectly for once. I'm sure I had a reason for that, but I can't remember.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Prize Comic]
Post by: fruckert on July 01, 2010, 09:01:40 PM
Where doing it man?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Prize Comic]
Post by: Archem on July 03, 2010, 04:49:59 PM
Oh, hey, I suppose I should make it official: I'm taking a break. Yeah, I'll be working on new stuff starting next month, but until then, I'm going to brainstorm new stuff. I don't want to burn out, after all.

Hey, feel free to follow the strip on Drunk Duck (http://www.drunkduck.com/Unfunny_comics/), if you aren't already aware. During my time off, there's going to be a few guest strip weeks. I'm not doing any of that stuff here, since you already made all the guest strips. I guess you can make more, I'm not gonna stop you. I might toss them in somewhere near the end of the guest strip run.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Prize Comic]
Post by: RockJohnAxe on July 21, 2010, 11:39:21 AM
viewed 49000 times!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Aisle 5 Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Archem on August 02, 2010, 07:34:10 PM
Oops, almost forgot. First Monday of the new month, my break time is over. New strips, activate!

(http://img834.imageshack.us/img834/9552/aisle5comic.png)

And a bonus. I do these things, too. Remember?

(http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/1340/australianwintersbonus.png)

You're welcome, Razor.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Aisle 5 Comic + Bonus]
Post by: ellie-is on August 02, 2010, 07:38:55 PM
Bunping? TYPO! Typos are unfunny. And so is the fourth wall being broken. Great job.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Aisle 5 Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Archem on August 03, 2010, 01:29:11 AM
More of a reference than a typo.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Aisle 5 Comic + Bonus]
Post by: fruckert on August 03, 2010, 01:39:52 AM
*FISTBUNP*
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Aisle 5 Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Razor on August 04, 2010, 01:50:33 PM
Also acceptable: BIMP
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Aisle 5 Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Archem on August 04, 2010, 03:36:15 PM
That one's better suited for Xmas vents.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Aisle 5 Comic + Bonus]
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on August 04, 2010, 03:55:01 PM
Thank god.  Just before college starts.  I'll need some entertainment.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Aisle 5 Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Archem on August 04, 2010, 04:45:47 PM
By the way, today's strip will be a little late (it's already late! Gah!), but I blame Battlefield. Again. That game is a constant source of quality distractions. I'll get started on today's work right now, and it should be done soon.

Well, soon-ish. I have other things that need to be done, after all.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Texting Comic]
Post by: Archem on August 04, 2010, 06:53:18 PM
And here it is.

(http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/3892/textingcomic.png)

Stop texting.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Texting Comic]
Post by: ellie-is on August 04, 2010, 07:03:21 PM
I know a girl like that. Except that she's usually busy texting to me and ignores others :D
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Texting Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Archem on August 04, 2010, 07:22:27 PM
And a bonus of sorts.

(http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/209/iagreebonus.png)

Feel free to use this whenever you agree with something. I kind of want to make it my new TF2 spray.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Texting Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Emerates on August 04, 2010, 07:34:46 PM
I want that on a shirt, a hat, and a soda can.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Texting Comic + Bonus]
Post by: SaiKar on August 04, 2010, 09:30:09 PM
I agree with spikey-haired guy.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Texting Comic + Bonus]
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on August 05, 2010, 01:35:41 AM
I agree with spikey-haired guy.
I agree with the man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a Koffing.  What?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Texting Comic + Bonus]
Post by: SaiKar on August 05, 2010, 02:02:21 AM
I agree with the man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a Koffing.  What?

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v319/SaiKar/Charas/KofKar.gif)

Oh God what why would I even
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Texting Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Fortet on August 05, 2010, 02:55:19 AM
I want that on a shirt, a hat, and a soda can.

(http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/209/iagreebonus.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Parking Ticket Comic]
Post by: Archem on August 06, 2010, 05:10:25 PM
New strip, slightly late again. I was up all last night playing that new Castlevania with friends. All night Wednesday, too. Here's the strip.

(http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/4024/parkingticketcomic.png)

Pretty eerie how similar this vehicle is to the one I've drawn for him.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Parking Ticket Comic]
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on August 06, 2010, 06:09:27 PM
How do you get out of a spot like that?!  Oh my.  I feel very bad for him.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Parking Ticket Comic]
Post by: ellie-is on August 06, 2010, 08:06:57 PM
(http://a.imageshack.us/img197/6199/99440161.png)
Because Generation V is a joke. And its not a funny joke.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Parking Ticket Comic]
Post by: MissingName on August 06, 2010, 10:34:52 PM
Pokemon - gotta catch three billion of 'em all.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Parking Ticket Comic]
Post by: Bluhman on August 06, 2010, 11:09:32 PM
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Bluhman/Stare.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Parking Ticket Comic]
Post by: ellie-is on August 06, 2010, 11:48:44 PM
Hah.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Parking Ticket Comic]
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on August 07, 2010, 12:30:10 AM
Eddsworld?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Movie Comic]
Post by: Archem on August 09, 2010, 08:38:19 AM
(http://img804.imageshack.us/img804/5923/moviecomic.png)

I would have made it longer, but I got to the point rather quickly. I guess I could have thrown in another few frames of him just sitting and staring, but whatever.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Movie Comic]
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on August 09, 2010, 03:28:05 PM
Hahaha, is he in the chair?!  Or is he the chair?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Movie Comic]
Post by: Archem on August 09, 2010, 04:02:33 PM
I think he forgot something. Perhaps? Look at frame 1.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Movie Comic]
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on August 09, 2010, 04:36:55 PM
I seeeee.

That is much more unfunny.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Movie Comic]
Post by: ellie-is on August 09, 2010, 04:57:03 PM
Indeed.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Movie Comic]
Post by: Emerates on August 10, 2010, 05:09:11 AM
His hair is H:U:G:E:

Colons are necessary.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Movie Comic]
Post by: Archem on August 10, 2010, 06:01:02 AM
It takes a silhouette to make that apparent, doesn't it?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Movie Comic]
Post by: MissingName on August 10, 2010, 07:29:35 PM
The person sitting next to him dissolved, leaving only a pair of glasses behind...
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Movie Comic]
Post by: SaiKar on August 10, 2010, 09:46:01 PM
He probably just took a quick trip back to the government.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Album Comic]
Post by: Archem on August 11, 2010, 07:31:02 AM
(http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/4655/albumcomic.png)

A two-disk album? Clearly, they've just re-recorded Pink Floyd's The Wall, and slapped their name on it. No modern musicians have that kind of love and passion for their works anymore. Also, I need to stop setting up odd viewing angles of these characters; drawing them from any direction other than facing-towards is difficult, and it tends to look awkward.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Album Comic]
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on August 11, 2010, 04:17:15 PM
?  What comic.  I see no comic.

EDIT: Theeere it is.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Album Comic]
Post by: Archem on August 11, 2010, 04:30:42 PM
Magic strip. It's magic.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Album Comic]
Post by: ellie-is on August 11, 2010, 06:45:13 PM
Oooooh EPIC band. Also, a place that sells LPs and Cassettes. Win.
One of the best comics so far. ;P

Also, I believe that Disc 1 is the Disc 2 of The Beatle's White Album, while Disc 2 is the Disc 1 from The Wall.
Yep.
And, of course, all songs in many different languages. Switching between them randomly.
Hey tú! Lá fora in der förkylning!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Album Comic]
Post by: Fortet on August 12, 2010, 10:52:56 PM
And, of course, all songs in many different languages. Switching between them randomly.
Hey tú! Lá fora in der förkylning!
Bahahahaha!!!!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Mowing Comic]
Post by: Archem on August 15, 2010, 12:00:51 AM
Oops, I'm late. Sorry, Friday was a bit of a busy day, full of adventures and gas shortages. I mean, today was also a busy day, full of adventures and gas shortages. However, I found the time to try and get my act together. Here's the belated Friday strip, based on real events.

(http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/9330/mowingcomic.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Mowing Comic]
Post by: MissingName on August 15, 2010, 12:12:04 AM
Damn, I hate when that happens.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Mowing Comic]
Post by: Razor on August 15, 2010, 01:56:58 AM
Been there done that
unfortunately THERE'S ALWAYS MORE FUEL
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Mowing Comic]
Post by: Darkfox on August 15, 2010, 08:59:00 AM
Darn fuel, ruining a good excuse to be lazy!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [No Gas Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Archem on August 16, 2010, 07:49:21 AM
(http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/2964/nogascomic.png)

Hey, a story arc! I wasn't planning on this. I think I'd better start brainstorming a conclusion. Sure, it's a little bit of a stretch to think that a fueling station is completely out of gas, but it's certainly an unexpected twist.

Actually, that gas station manager looks familiar...

(http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/5690/firedagain.png)

It would seem that this man is just the bearer of bad news. How do you even get fired for buying gas? Does he even work there? This station sure is curvy.

And hey, I'm pulling some Escher-esque stuff with the exterior of the building. Check those support columns.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [No Gas Comic + Bonus]
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on August 16, 2010, 10:00:53 AM
D=  Oh no!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [No Gas Comic + Bonus]
Post by: MissingName on August 16, 2010, 01:06:30 PM
And hey, I'm pulling some Escher-esque stuff with the exterior of the building. Check those support columns.

Oh ****, that's screwing with my equilibrium. 
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [No Gas Comic + Bonus]
Post by: ellie-is on August 16, 2010, 04:40:58 PM
Whoa, badass.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [No Gas Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Bluhman on August 16, 2010, 05:29:57 PM
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Bluhman/Gum.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [No Gas Comic + Bonus]
Post by: ellie-is on August 16, 2010, 05:32:05 PM
Whoa, kickass.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [No Gas Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Archem on August 16, 2010, 06:24:42 PM
I was expecting a request for his clothes.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [No Gas Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Bluhman on August 16, 2010, 06:38:18 PM
But everyone is naked in this comic. I haven't seen a single T-shirt design anywhere. Or evidence of jeans.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [No Gas Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Emerates on August 17, 2010, 03:43:58 AM
J:E:A:N:S:

To hold in our colons.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [No Gas Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Razor on August 17, 2010, 09:43:18 AM
Might as well shut down Charas, Bluhman just won everything ever.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [No Gas Comic + Bonus]
Post by: SaiKar on August 17, 2010, 10:10:38 PM
k brb, firing up admin control panel
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [No Gas Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Archem on August 18, 2010, 01:07:25 AM
Son of a dammit.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [No Gas Comic + Bonus]
Post by: MissingName on August 18, 2010, 02:20:50 AM
Oh fu-
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Phone Call Comic]
Post by: Archem on August 18, 2010, 05:41:22 PM
Late again! Damn you, Xbox!

(http://img834.imageshack.us/img834/4348/phonecallcomic.png)

I can't believe the only fueling station in town ran out of gas. Can you?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Phone Call Comic]
Post by: ellie-is on August 18, 2010, 05:46:01 PM
That must be a very large town.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Gas Can Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Archem on August 20, 2010, 11:42:59 PM
Late, as usual.

(http://img834.imageshack.us/img834/7914/gascancomic.png)

But wait, why stop there? Razor needs fan service! My, am I ever playing with that term

(http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/3497/wintermowing.png)

By the way, don't pay attention too much to certain parts of this strip.

[spoiler=Danger Zone](http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/6149/dangerzone.png)[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Gas Can Comic + Bonus]
Post by: ellie-is on August 20, 2010, 11:48:14 PM
Eww.
And its Winter over here too. TAKE THAT, AMERICANS.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Gas Can Comic + Bonus]
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on August 21, 2010, 03:54:55 AM
TAKE THAT, AMERICANS.

D:
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Gas Can Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Fortet on August 21, 2010, 07:03:44 AM
lolthegascanmakeshimlooklikehehasapenislol
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Gas Can Comic + Bonus]
Post by: HobomasterXXX on August 21, 2010, 08:43:20 AM
Australians don't use lawnmowers. Why use lawnmowers when you have brushcutters? **** year brushcutters
(http://www.monaghanhire.com/catalog/images/EFCO%208530%20prtrol%20brush%20cutter.jpg)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Gas Can Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Razor on August 22, 2010, 02:03:34 AM
Have you ever mowed the lawn with one of those? Hard ****ing work. Them whippersnippers are for cutting around the edges of grass and at fencelines, not for mowing.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Gas Can Comic + Bonus]
Post by: HobomasterXXX on August 22, 2010, 04:06:31 AM
Have you ever mowed the lawn with one of those? Hard ****ing work. Them whippersnippers are for cutting around the edges of grass and at fencelines, not for mowing.
I don't even have a lawnmower.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Gas Can Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Fortet on August 23, 2010, 04:42:01 AM
Have you ever mowed the lawn with one of those? Hard ****ing work. Them whippersnippers are for cutting around the edges of grass and at fencelines, not for mowing.

Yes. Yes I have.

We have bad luck with lawn mowers at my place :(
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Gas Can Comic + Bonus]
Post by: MissingName on August 23, 2010, 04:25:05 PM
On the whole, my family thinks lawns are unnatural.  So, we are attempting to convert the entire front into a garden of sorts.

We are half finished, so the lawn is really friggin' irregular.  Mowing is a real pain...
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Gas Can Comic + Bonus]
Post by: ellie-is on August 23, 2010, 04:56:20 PM
Hah. Over here we just let the grass grow. Why take care of it? If its too big, it will die. If its small, rain will make it grow. Its simple, really.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Gas Can Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Cerebus on August 23, 2010, 11:45:16 PM
I prefer the lawnmower. Works better, in my opinion. Yes.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Gas Can Comic + Bonus]
Post by: HobomasterXXX on August 24, 2010, 10:08:52 AM
Hah. Over here we just let the grass grow. Why take care of it? If its too big, it will die. If its small, rain will make it grow. Its simple, really.
Snakkkeeeeesssss
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Gas Can Comic + Bonus]
Post by: ellie-is on August 24, 2010, 04:57:25 PM
Snakkkeeeeesssss
There are no snakes here despite popular belief that Brazil is nothing but jungle.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Gas Can Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Prpl_Mage on August 24, 2010, 05:38:08 PM
There are no snakes here despite popular belief that Brazil is nothing but jungle.

Yeah it's actually a large ghetto where all the local snakes are actually gangsters right?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Gas Can Comic + Bonus]
Post by: ellie-is on August 24, 2010, 07:22:18 PM
Yeah it's actually a large ghetto where all the local snakes are actually gangsters right?
Yeah, they hide in dark alleys instead of tall grass. And they don't bite you, they shoot you.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Gas Can Comic + Bonus]
Post by: fruckert on August 25, 2010, 12:38:39 AM
Over here it's Nutrias.
Nutrias are gnarly.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Gas Can Comic + Bonus]
Post by: lilsniffs3 on August 25, 2010, 04:21:55 AM
We have wimpy garter snakes.

Garter Snake: WIMPY WIMPY WIMPY
Brazillian Gangster Snake: HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Gas Can Comic + Bonus]
Post by: HobomasterXXX on August 25, 2010, 06:39:21 AM
Australian Snakes: You're already dead.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Gas Can Comic + Bonus]
Post by: ellie-is on August 25, 2010, 04:48:57 PM
Brazilian Snakes need to rob you first.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Explanation Comic]
Post by: Archem on September 06, 2010, 07:36:43 PM
Ok, now that I'm back, I should finish up that last story arc.

(http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/2598/explanationcomic.png)

There's nothing funny about leaving the story alone for this long.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Explanation Comic]
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on September 06, 2010, 07:54:51 PM
Poor guy.  Those storms are truly annoying!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Explanation Comic]
Post by: fruckert on September 07, 2010, 02:04:56 AM
Story of my life, man.
I feel with this on a very deep level.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Explanation Comic]
Post by: MissingName on September 07, 2010, 02:04:38 PM
It's also a pain to mow if the grass is still wet.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Explanation Comic]
Post by: fruckert on September 07, 2010, 02:53:13 PM
One of the reasons why living in Washington can be a right pain in the ***.
Gotta love the rain, man!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Explanation Comic]
Post by: ellie-is on September 11, 2010, 02:32:06 AM
Stop complaining about mowing grass, you guys don't have to pick up the poop of a lab.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Antsy Comic]
Post by: Archem on September 13, 2010, 07:04:54 AM
Based on real events.

(http://img838.imageshack.us/img838/2868/antsycomic.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Antsy Comic]
Post by: Zerlina on September 13, 2010, 05:19:23 PM
It's also a pain to mow if the grass is still wet.

Try shovelling the snow in Canada.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Antsy Comic]
Post by: ellie-is on September 13, 2010, 07:02:24 PM
Oh you guys.

Over here we don't really have grassy lawns and there is no snow! Hah! Take that! The one thing Brazil is good for! That, and women.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Antsy Comic]
Post by: fruckert on September 13, 2010, 08:10:53 PM
I hate snow.

I also am not a fan of the Halo series, so I guess I'd have that same reaction.
"Oh, really? Huh. *plays*"
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Antsy Comic]
Post by: Cerebus on September 13, 2010, 08:49:23 PM
[...] don't really have grassy lawns [...] no snow! [...] The one thing Brazil is good for!

Your maths is wrong. And is this really a good thing? You can't even practice winter sports!.. wait, it's not all that bad actually. And of course, the shovelling part... wet snow is a pain in the arse. Winter sucks. I hate winter! White sh*t everywhere...The only good thing during winter is Christmas. So I suppose it is a good thing, yes. Ostie d'hiver sale...

The comic, yeah, yeah. I've actually played a bit of Halo 3 online recently. Made me want to smash the controller, yes. Emptying machine gun thing magazine on someone only to be headshotted by a jumping sniper. Very fun it is. Pretty much my reaction as well, yes.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Antsy Comic]
Post by: ellie-is on September 13, 2010, 08:52:39 PM
Our schools suck, too.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Antsy Comic]
Post by: Archem on September 13, 2010, 09:27:44 PM
I've actually played a bit of Halo 3 online recently. Made me want to smash the controller, yes. Emptying machine gun thing magazine on someone only to be headshotted by a jumping sniper. Very fun it is. Pretty much my reaction as well, yes.
Yeah, I basically ignore matchmaking. The games always turn into ridiculous **** with insults made towards my mother. I play custom games, so I can filter who is in the game, and how the game plays. Honestly, the default experience is only good for the single player campaign. It's kind of like Half-Life 2. Modify it a ton, though, and it becomes phenomenal.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Art Comic + Art]
Post by: Archem on September 16, 2010, 07:25:48 PM
Late, sorry, Halo: Reach is eating into all my free time right now. Here's something old, something new. Not in that order, though.

(http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/5791/artcomic.png)

[spoiler=Big 'Ol Original](http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/6710/scan0001yj.jpg)[/spoiler]

People think it's all about the penguin.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Art Comic + Art]
Post by: WarxePB on September 16, 2010, 08:06:19 PM
I call shenanigans. That comic has a punchline. A rather funny one at that.

But it IS a nice fish, so I guess I'll let it slide.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Art Comic + Art]
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on September 16, 2010, 08:11:06 PM
No, its all about break in the ice don'tcha know?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Art Comic + Art]
Post by: ellie-is on September 16, 2010, 10:04:23 PM
Nice penguin.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Art Comic + Art]
Post by: fruckert on September 16, 2010, 11:27:29 PM
Scratchboard?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Art Comic + Art]
Post by: RockJohnAxe on September 17, 2010, 03:50:22 AM
The Meteor in the background is the Meteor that caused the dinosaurs to become extinct.

The Cute Penguin is enjoying his last meal and is oblivious to his impending doom...
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Art Comic + Art]
Post by: Archem on September 17, 2010, 08:38:46 AM
Scratchboard?
Yeah.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Art Comic + Art]
Post by: fruckert on September 17, 2010, 08:51:44 AM
I <3 scratchboards.

Despite the fact that last time I used one, I couldn't draw. At all.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Art Comic + Art]
Post by: Archem on September 17, 2010, 09:06:44 AM
I love them, too. I made that penguin years ago, and I've been longing to do more work with scratchboards for a while now. One day, I definitely will.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Basketball Comic + Art]
Post by: Archem on October 24, 2010, 12:09:50 AM
[img]http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/5518/basketballcomic.png[/img]

Ok, it's been over a month, but I have a perfectly good excuse. Also, it's all partially true (I don't have Fallout: New Vegas, but all my Xbox friends do. Assholes).

Hey, cool. Due to the current ****ing of the forum stuffs, my edit broke the comic. Follow the URL, I guess.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Basketball Comic + Art]
Post by: Felix-0 on October 24, 2010, 12:11:29 AM
I've play Reach. Not that addictive.
did you like take over Unfunny comics or something Archem?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Basketball Comic + Art]
Post by: Archem on October 24, 2010, 12:12:31 AM
Yeah, sorta. Also, shut your lying whore mouth.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Basketball Comic + Art]
Post by: Felix-0 on October 24, 2010, 12:15:19 AM
At first it is. Forge can get addictive. I can spend hours on it.
Just the Ranked Arena appeals to me in a fair game play way, not in a long 24-7 game play grind sort of way. I save that for Dragon Saga. (MMO)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Basketball Comic + Art]
Post by: Archem on October 24, 2010, 12:30:50 AM
To be fair, if it weren't for friends and daily/weekly challenges, the standard gameplay would get old fast. But there's always the custom games and maps. They can keep things interesting for a long, long time.

Also, again, friends and daily/weekly challenges.

Oh, and the SWAT and Infection playlists. God, those are fun as hell.

Actually, let me add another item to why I'm not losing all my free time to Halo right now: My controller's right joystick is sticking in every direction, usually all the way. It hurts my aim a lot. Still, I can be a hyper-lethal vector in standard gameplay, if I really put my all into it. But anyway, I'm having difficulty playing without my newly-Fallout-addicted friends and with a controller that's nearing its end of days. $50 for a new one is ridiculous, but I'll need to dish out for it soon. This is hurting my other games, too.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Basketball Comic + Art]
Post by: Felix-0 on October 24, 2010, 12:33:45 AM
All of my friends are what you would call "real gamers" see Google list of video gamer stereotypes.
So none of them make Custom lobbies or are good at forging. I enjoy SWAT and Snipers every now and then.
I want new vegas
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Basketball Comic + Art]
Post by: Razor on October 24, 2010, 12:48:39 AM
>Archem does like 90 pages of Unfunny comics
>Did you take over Unfunny comics or something
THESE ARE THE THINGS
THAT AMUSE ME
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Basketball Comic + Art]
Post by: Felix-0 on October 24, 2010, 01:04:41 AM
>Archem does like 90 pages of Unfunny comics
>Did you take over Unfunny comics or something
THESE ARE THE THINGS
THAT AMUSE ME
I just recently became reactive like this or last month.
I never checked it that much to begin with.
I just saw that he just posted a comic, and Razor started the thread.
I wasn't sure If he was keeping it warm until Razor took it back over or what.
Now give me some.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Basketball Comic + Art]
Post by: SaiKar on October 24, 2010, 01:31:48 AM
I do love how unfunny Archem's are, but Razor should make some comics too every now and then. He's the only one that managed to put a Koffing in it so far.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Basketball Comic + Art]
Post by: ellie-is on October 24, 2010, 01:38:18 AM
And a Swallot.

Thanks for that.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Basketball Comic + Art]
Post by: Razor on October 24, 2010, 01:57:03 AM
I don't think the Koffing one was canon, quite.
And a Swallot.

Thanks for that.
I guess you could say
[spoiler]thanks a lot[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Basketball Comic + Art]
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on October 24, 2010, 02:00:39 AM
Oh hey, it's this thing.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Basketball Comic + Art]
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on October 25, 2010, 02:39:00 AM
I had forgotten about it.  Lame.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Basketball Comic + Art]
Post by: Archem on October 25, 2010, 07:56:28 AM
You're lame. I think. What are you calling lame now? I don't know if I should be throwing about lameness accusations all willy-nilly when I'm not completely sure that I understand your statement.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Basketball Comic + Art]
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on October 25, 2010, 02:28:35 PM
Lame as in I forgot these existed they've been non-updated so much.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Sleeping Leg Comic]
Post by: Archem on October 26, 2010, 09:12:47 AM
(http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/1148/sleepinglegcomic.png)

It's become a problem over the years.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Sleeping Leg Comic]
Post by: ellie-is on October 26, 2010, 10:52:36 AM
Haha. Epic.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Sleeping Leg Comic]
Post by: Prpl_Mage on October 26, 2010, 01:51:33 PM
Wait a minute...
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Sleeping Leg Comic]
Post by: Archem on October 26, 2010, 05:21:50 PM
I'm waiting a minute.


What am I waiting for?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Sleeping Leg Comic]
Post by: Felix-0 on October 26, 2010, 05:27:41 PM
For someone to edit your picture/Fan art.
Me? I'm waiting for Dragon saga's servers to get Back the F up D:
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Sleeping Leg Comic]
Post by: Prpl_Mage on October 26, 2010, 05:37:35 PM
You made it funny. That's against the rules.
(Were doing a comic in response but got bored of it)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Sleeping Leg Comic]
Post by: Valiere on October 26, 2010, 06:11:23 PM
Anyone ever fall asleep on their arm? Then you wake up and it's all floppy and useless for a few seconds. Little scary.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Sleeping Leg Comic]
Post by: fruckert on October 26, 2010, 06:13:12 PM
I've had my *** fall asleep.

That is a WEIRD feeling.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Sleeping Leg Comic]
Post by: ellie-is on October 26, 2010, 06:30:15 PM
Man don't talk about weird

This one time I slept during school and woke up, I had my face between my arms, I opened my eyes, I could see the table, I could hear everyone around me but my body would just not respond. I couldn't get up, took me like ten seconds and a lot of effort before I managed to get up. ****ing awful feeling.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Sleeping Leg Comic]
Post by: fruckert on October 26, 2010, 06:43:47 PM
Sleep paralysis.
Damn near everybody has had that feeling.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Sleeping Leg Comic]
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on October 26, 2010, 07:20:46 PM
I've had my *** fall asleep.

That is a WEIRD feeling.

Ditto.

And every time I play a handheld, half of my hand falls asleep. Always.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Sleeping Leg Comic]
Post by: Archem on October 26, 2010, 07:27:11 PM
You made it funny. That's against the rules.
(Were doing a comic in response but got bored of it)
There's nothing funny about losing the ability to walk.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Sleeping Leg Comic]
Post by: Cerebus on October 26, 2010, 08:55:03 PM
Expected? Probably...

I'm sorry about this.

-------

(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c216/cerebus_x01/TSTO.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Sleeping Leg Comic]
Post by: ellie-is on October 26, 2010, 09:02:48 PM
Win!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Sleeping Leg Comic]
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on October 26, 2010, 09:07:41 PM
Expected?

Actually, not really. o.O
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Sleeping Leg Comic]
Post by: Archem on October 26, 2010, 10:04:48 PM
Christ. You're the ultimate antithesis to this comic.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Sleeping Leg Comic]
Post by: MissingName on October 27, 2010, 07:42:38 PM
Sleep paralysis.
Damn near everybody has had that feeling.
I get that, accompanied by rather terrifying hallucinations.  Unfunny in every way possible.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Sleeping Leg Comic]
Post by: Archem on October 28, 2010, 02:01:17 AM
I've never experienced that. Like, ever.

You know, unless you consider an overwhelming feeling of "I don't want to get up" to be sleep paralysis. If so, then I experience it on a daily basis.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Sleeping Leg Comic]
Post by: Cerebus on October 28, 2010, 02:16:44 AM
No, I think that's a little symptom of laziness. I suffer from that disease as well.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Sleeping Leg Comic]
Post by: Archem on October 28, 2010, 02:17:52 AM
I believe the medical term is "lethargy".
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Walking Comic]
Post by: Archem on November 14, 2010, 01:22:11 AM
Hey, I'm not sure if I'm actually going anywhere with this, but it qualifies as something new, in some sort of comic fashion, and something just not funny.

(http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/5198/walkingcomic.gif)

A GIF. Because **** Flash.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Walking Comic]
Post by: Razor on November 14, 2010, 01:56:07 AM
Watch his face.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Walking Comic]
Post by: Archem on November 14, 2010, 02:02:32 AM
Yeah, pretty creepy how well he keeps his head steady.

Of course, this is sorta intentional. Before, it all just wobbled and shot around. It was almost nightmare-inducing.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Walking Comic]
Post by: ellie-is on November 14, 2010, 02:30:09 AM
A walk! Now make him go for a run. And then an attack pose.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Walking Comic]
Post by: Archem on November 14, 2010, 08:56:20 PM
Unfunny RPG?

Charas is not ready for something like that.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Running Comic]
Post by: Archem on November 14, 2010, 10:21:35 PM
Oh, look at that creepy, statuesque head of his.

(http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/3172/runningvictor.gif)

Also, gyrating hips.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Running Comic]
Post by: fruckert on November 14, 2010, 11:50:03 PM
Dat head
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Running Comic]
Post by: ellie-is on November 14, 2010, 11:56:01 PM
Yes
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Running Comic]
Post by: Archem on November 15, 2010, 12:17:14 AM
But yeah, the head was just thrown in last minute. I animated the body, went back to animate the head, and said "oh hell no", and just made a single frame.

Because nothing about this is serious work anyway.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Running Comic]
Post by: Zerlina on November 15, 2010, 12:45:47 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v92/greenabsinthe/noboobs.jpg)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v92/greenabsinthe/noboobs.jpg)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v92/greenabsinthe/nopeople.jpg)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v92/greenabsinthe/boobs.jpg)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Running Comic]
Post by: Valiere on November 15, 2010, 01:18:34 AM
Are we back on the boob thing already?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Running Comic]
Post by: Zerlina on November 15, 2010, 01:35:23 AM
But these are spontaneous male boobs...
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Running Comic]
Post by: ellie-is on November 15, 2010, 01:37:33 AM
Oh, its a boob! I thought it was a tumor before your comments.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Running Comic]
Post by: Archem on November 15, 2010, 06:54:45 AM
I thought it was a horrible growth, too. That, or some strange sort of medal. I dunno.

Needs more nipple.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Running Comic]
Post by: Prpl_Mage on November 15, 2010, 07:15:34 AM
I'd say the boob's twin needs to be in it as well.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Running Comic]
Post by: Valiere on November 15, 2010, 07:35:11 AM
/SOB Are you trying to say us mono-boob people don't exist?!

INSENSITIVE
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Running Comic]
Post by: Zerlina on November 15, 2010, 08:11:08 AM
/SOB Are you trying to say us mono-boob people don't exist?!

INSENSITIVE

*nipple-less mono-boobed people
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Running Comic]
Post by: Archem on November 15, 2010, 08:51:50 AM
It's a balloon taped on. And hell, even balloons have something that resembles a nipple (particularly when they're deflated).

What? Normal, developing boys notice nipple shapes everywhere!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Running Comic]
Post by: ellie-is on November 15, 2010, 03:10:17 PM
What? Normal, developing boys notice nipple shapes everywhere!
Yes, Archem, normal, developing boys. But you are a weird developed man.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Running Comic]
Post by: Zerlina on November 15, 2010, 05:05:08 PM
I made the wrong assumption that Victor wasn't jogging naked.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Running Comic]
Post by: MissingName on November 15, 2010, 05:38:17 PM
I thought it was cancer.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Running Comic]
Post by: Zerlina on November 15, 2010, 06:18:25 PM
Val and I both recognized it was a boob...and I think that trumps everyone.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Running Comic]
Post by: Archem on November 15, 2010, 10:10:39 PM
You have no clue what they even look like.

I'm pretty sure that, with the aid of the internet, us guys have seen more of them than you two ever will.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Running Comic]
Post by: Cerebus on November 15, 2010, 10:16:28 PM
I knew it was a boob. Especially with the numerous guys running behind when it appeared.
You just don't have what it takes to notice the logic behind this! Or something, yes.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Running Comic]
Post by: Zerlina on November 15, 2010, 10:28:16 PM
I'm pretty sure that, with the aid of the internet, us guys have seen more of them than you two ever will.

...yes...let's stick with that story. *shifty eyes*
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Running Comic]
Post by: Archem on November 15, 2010, 11:06:17 PM
I think I love you.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Running Comic]
Post by: Valiere on November 15, 2010, 11:37:21 PM
I think you should've drawn it expanding...like starting out small and getting bigger.

It wouldn't really take care of the "tumor" issue, but it'd be funny.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Running Comic]
Post by: Bluhman on November 16, 2010, 01:17:05 AM
I thought it was an MP3 player wire.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Flava Walk Comic]
Post by: Archem on November 16, 2010, 07:05:52 AM
Time to shift topic.

(http://img573.imageshack.us/img573/8982/flavawalk.gif)

Yeah, I didn't change the comic number or text. Whatever. It's all experimenting.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Flava Walk Comic]
Post by: HobomasterXXX on November 16, 2010, 11:18:00 AM
That's amazing
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Flava Walk Comic]
Post by: ellie-is on November 16, 2010, 02:16:43 PM
Oh boy.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Flava Walk Comic]
Post by: Cerebus on November 16, 2010, 09:40:04 PM
He sure does walk a bizarre way.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Flava Walk Comic]
Post by: ellie-is on November 16, 2010, 09:50:04 PM
You'd be walking in a bizarre way too, if your face was melting!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Flava Walk Comic]
Post by: Cerebus on November 16, 2010, 10:01:30 PM
His head bobbling up is part of his bizarre walking pose.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Flava Walk Comic]
Post by: Archem on November 17, 2010, 06:37:47 AM
You guys just don't get it, he's just got flava in his soul.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Flava Walk Comic]
Post by: Moosetroop11 on November 17, 2010, 03:28:12 PM
I think we can all agree that victor has gone for a run.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Flava Walk Comic]
Post by: RockJohnAxe on November 18, 2010, 07:26:57 AM
i like his noodly arms
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Flava Walk Comic]
Post by: Felix-0 on November 18, 2010, 03:19:03 PM
did somebody say RPG?
(http://img816.imageshack.us/img816/8013/rpgwalk.gif)

Horrible on purpose
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Flava Walk Comic]
Post by: Zerlina on November 18, 2010, 03:30:08 PM
****ing amazing.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Flava Walk Comic]
Post by: Moosetroop11 on November 18, 2010, 03:53:04 PM
Awesome :)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Flava Walk Comic]
Post by: MissingName on November 18, 2010, 05:11:56 PM
(http://i874.photobucket.com/albums/ab303/MissingName/127.png)

I like it.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Flava Walk Comic]
Post by: Prpl_Mage on November 18, 2010, 05:35:23 PM
That's so linear and awesome that I can't stop thinking about the critism FFXIII got.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Flava Walk Comic]
Post by: SaiKar on November 18, 2010, 06:11:11 PM
Eh, at least this has at least one likeable character.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Flava Walk Comic]
Post by: Archem on November 18, 2010, 07:51:11 PM
Wow, you make the loop terribly obvious. You ***.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Flava Walk Comic]
Post by: Bluhman on November 18, 2010, 09:55:02 PM
Wow, now that you mention it, that's an ingenious way of saving time and resources on walking stickfigures.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Flava Walk Comic]
Post by: Archem on November 19, 2010, 12:07:59 AM
Thanks?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Flava Walk Comic]
Post by: Bluhman on November 19, 2010, 12:20:58 AM
You're welcome? I mean, it looks GOOD and I certainly couldn't tell that you only animated half a walk cycle.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Flava Walk Comic]
Post by: Archem on November 19, 2010, 12:43:11 AM
Hey, when there's not enough detail to easily separate left from right, why not? It's on a loop, after all.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Flava Walk Comic]
Post by: Dragonium on November 19, 2010, 12:45:43 AM
Thank God for Archem and his wacky hare-brained schemes.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Flava Walk Comic]
Post by: Archem on November 19, 2010, 02:12:31 AM
Speaking of which, our noodley, mohawk-having friend has picked up the pace.

(http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/2203/run2m.gif)

Sure wish I could get ImageReady to actually save optimized at a decent FPS. It looked so much better during the high-FPS preview.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Flava Walk Comic]
Post by: ellie-is on November 19, 2010, 02:45:34 AM
Go to the animation menu and put 0 as the time between frames? Should work unless you have a higlhy unnecessary amount of frames there.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Flava Walk Comic]
Post by: Valiere on November 19, 2010, 02:51:47 AM
Reminds me of the way that one kid ran in that Ed Edd N Eddy show.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Flava Walk Comic]
Post by: coreystranick on November 19, 2010, 02:56:22 AM
Haha thats what I was just thinking, this comic is by far the best haha.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Flava Walk Comic]
Post by: RockJohnAxe on November 19, 2010, 02:56:30 AM
Storms Coming
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Flava Walk Comic]
Post by: Archem on November 19, 2010, 05:57:21 AM
Reminds me of the way that one kid ran in that Ed Edd N Eddy show.
Ed was an influence, yes.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Flava Walk Comic]
Post by: Felix-0 on November 20, 2010, 08:20:25 PM
I Died laughing when I saw the run animation
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Flava Walk Comic]
Post by: MissingName on November 20, 2010, 10:50:20 PM
That run animation is too funny.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Flava Walk Comic]
Post by: Archem on November 21, 2010, 12:07:14 AM
Your mother is too funny.

That's why I always counter with that phrase. Now get off my porch.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Flava Walk Comic]
Post by: Moosetroop11 on November 21, 2010, 03:48:08 AM
Victor has the power to capture the hearts of a nation.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Xmas Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Archem on December 25, 2010, 01:05:50 AM
Hey, time for a present, since you've all been good this year.

Except for you, Lucas. You know what you did.

(http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/4128/xmascomic.png)

And a nice bonus. Be cautious; there's a reference in here somewhere!

(http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/2895/noilookslikethisbonus.png)

Also, it's based off of a conversation I had with a friend last night.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Xmas Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Bluhman on December 25, 2010, 05:00:03 AM
I was hoping that Lonnie would be beheaded by the words.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Xmas Comic + Bonus]
Post by: RockJohnAxe on December 25, 2010, 04:11:45 PM
haha, dont mess with santa. He will tell you when your allowed up...
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Xmas Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Zerlina on December 31, 2010, 10:48:33 PM
(http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/6540/unfunny.jpg)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Xmas Comic + Bonus]
Post by: ellie-is on December 31, 2010, 11:04:45 PM
Win.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Xmas Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on January 19, 2011, 08:49:27 PM
hah hah, that was great!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Xmas Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Archem on January 20, 2011, 12:03:50 AM
A bit late, but I suppose this gives me some sort of reason to get back to work...
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Xmas Comic + Bonus]
Post by: Cerebus on January 20, 2011, 01:33:44 AM
Definitely, yes.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Super Bowel (Bonus)]
Post by: Archem on February 08, 2011, 02:34:46 AM
(http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/7406/superbowelbonus.png)

'Tis the season. Or, rather, the end of the season. I started drawing a crowd, but that was getting ridiculous, so I crapped out and decided "hey, let's pretend they got to their seats a day in advance or something". But it's a humorous, clearly non-canon joke strip with unofficial characters, so it's whatever.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Super Bowel (Bonus)]
Post by: ellie-is on February 08, 2011, 03:38:25 AM
Lovely Bg.

Now give us some canon strips with official characters, you.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Super Bowel (Bonus)]
Post by: coreystranick on February 08, 2011, 03:50:52 AM
I laughed so hard at that, I can picture a few people I know saying stuff like that.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Super Bowel (Bonus)]
Post by: Archem on February 08, 2011, 05:06:04 AM
Lovely Bg.

Now give us some canon strips with official characters, you.
Technically, nothing I do is canon, since I'm not Razor.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Super Bowel (Bonus)]
Post by: ellie-is on February 08, 2011, 01:20:44 PM
He said you took over, I believe him.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Super Bowel (Bonus)]
Post by: Archem on February 08, 2011, 07:07:43 PM
Where the balls has he been, anyway?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Super Bowel (Bonus)]
Post by: ellie-is on February 08, 2011, 07:26:59 PM
Australia? Geez, I thought you were smarter than this.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Super Bowel (Bonus)]
Post by: Archem on February 08, 2011, 07:29:55 PM
Alright, smart-***. I mean why hasn't he been showing his face around here?

Does he owe someone money?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Super Bowel (Bonus)]
Post by: ellie-is on February 08, 2011, 09:00:35 PM
No, I don- waitaminute where is my wallet.

I'd rather blame Archem, though. Ghosts have no respect for people's wallets.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics [Super Bowel (Bonus)]
Post by: Razor on April 05, 2011, 10:59:49 AM
SPEAKING OF WALLETS, COUGH COUGH. (http://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_donations&business=JX4FWRVXNWCTA&lc=AU&item_name=Unfunny%20comics%21&item_number=unfunnycomics&currency_code=AUD&bn=PP%2dDonationsBF%3abtn_donate_SM%2egif%3aNonHosted)

Between TAFE work and an undying love of money, but also of the characters I've created, I've come up with this terrible scheme to get more of both.
Tis just $2.50/BP1.60/EU1.80 for a page! Yes I am a bad person.

But I am a very poor person, too.

Anyway, what I'm hoping for is that between the three places Unfunny comics ever surfaced, I can get some revenue, and also some more comics.
Win/win for everyone!

"Oh Razor you are a bad person and I don't like you now?"
Well deal with it nerd. If you want my great sense of humour, I jammed it all in this spiel. Go read. (http://razorthe6249th.deviantart.com/journal/39625846/)

also this

(http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/2011001.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Salad
Post by: Archem on April 05, 2011, 06:59:12 PM
I'm the kind of horrible person who will undercut you and your business schemes.

Same thing, half price! Give my broke *** some currency!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Salad
Post by: Cerebus on April 05, 2011, 07:24:35 PM
I'd gladly contribute, wasn't it for the fact that I'm in the same situation as you.

Same thing, quarter of the price!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Salad
Post by: Archem on April 05, 2011, 07:30:54 PM
**** it, all my cards are on the table: Doing it for free.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Salad
Post by: Cerebus on April 05, 2011, 08:54:42 PM
Oh yeah? Well, same thing, and I pay you!

Oh wait, actually...
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Salad
Post by: Archem on April 05, 2011, 09:05:54 PM
Nope! You already said it! Razor'll approve, I'm sure!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Salad
Post by: ellie-is on April 05, 2011, 10:27:21 PM
I should do this with rainbow... And pay people who give me ideas. Sounds good, right?!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Salad
Post by: Razor on April 06, 2011, 10:29:35 AM
I don't like you people

Hey do you think an unfunny comics formspring would be a good thing or not
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Salad
Post by: Razor on April 06, 2011, 03:00:46 PM
(http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/2011002.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Salad
Post by: ellie-is on April 06, 2011, 03:15:13 PM
Formspring is never a good thing. Nice comic. Sums up most minecraft skins.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Salad
Post by: SaiKar on April 06, 2011, 05:18:36 PM
Newsletter 413, huh? I see what you did there.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Salad
Post by: ellie-is on April 06, 2011, 06:04:52 PM
I don't. Give me some light. =(
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Salad
Post by: Zerlina on April 06, 2011, 07:14:27 PM
I actually loled in class.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Salad
Post by: Archem on April 06, 2011, 07:55:16 PM
I like this.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Salad
Post by: Bluhman on April 06, 2011, 08:23:09 PM
I actually loled in class.
And so Razor has failed. That, or there are serious implications about Zer's lack of sense of good humor.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Salad
Post by: ellie-is on April 06, 2011, 08:29:11 PM
The "your unfunny comic is funny, you fail" joke is getting sort of old by now. Its been like... Four years now.

...****, I have been checking this webcomic for four years. We're losers.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Salad
Post by: Archem on April 06, 2011, 08:36:47 PM
Four years is pretty awesome for an amateur webcomic.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Salad
Post by: ellie-is on April 06, 2011, 08:48:04 PM
Yeah, Razor is cool. But we have been spending way too much time on the internet.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Salad
Post by: Cerebus on April 06, 2011, 09:29:12 PM
No? This is a social board. We are socializing, and we've been doing this for the past four years. How is this bad?

Also, you should change the title. The Salad is now a thing of the past.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Salad
Post by: fruckert on April 06, 2011, 10:08:58 PM
I don't. Give me some light. =(
Read MS Paint Adventures.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Salad
Post by: Razor on April 06, 2011, 10:10:48 PM
Four years is pretty awesome for an amateur webcomic.
Define: Amateur
And it's not like its 4 consecutive years. It's like, one year, and then a bunch of comics over 3 years.
I don't. Give me some light. =(
Only people with taste can get that reference.

edit due to new reply while typing:
oh **** you fruckert


Also, I got my first DON8TION so yay me. I'll work on that tonight.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Salad
Post by: ellie-is on April 06, 2011, 10:13:43 PM
MSPA? Damn, I thought it had to do with George Orwell and felt like a bad person for missing it, but now I'm kinda glad I don't get it!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Salad
Post by: Archem on April 06, 2011, 10:20:09 PM
Define: Amateur
Not professional? Not turning a profit (until just recently), not being widely publicized, and so on? Is it secretly the internet sweetheart that has those underground shirts for sale or something? It's little more than a fun side-project, as far as I can tell.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Salad
Post by: Razor on April 06, 2011, 10:44:30 PM
Like I said, its a matter of taste.

In particular, you lack it.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Salad
Post by: Archem on April 07, 2011, 12:25:34 AM
That's not harsh and uncalled for...
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Salad
Post by: Razor on April 07, 2011, 09:19:28 AM
Oh hi, I didn't see this page there.
Not professional? Not turning a profit (until just recently), not being widely publicized, and so on? Is it secretly the internet sweetheart that has those underground shirts for sale or something? It's little more than a fun side-project, as far as I can tell.
Yeah I guess its amateur. I've always found that word insulting though. Like when people donate footage to news. It could be the best shot footage ever, the news'll still slap "amateur footage" on it.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Minecraft
Post by: Felix-0 on April 08, 2011, 06:02:05 PM
I approve of all of this :3
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Minecraft
Post by: Razor on April 09, 2011, 02:56:09 PM
All of what?

Anyway I am working on another.

Remember those few weeks when I did theme weeks? "Bar week" "unused characters week" "Halo 3 skulls week"
I love those comics.

While we're here let's spur discussion. What was your favourite comic? When do you think Unfunny comics reached its niche instead of awkwardly stumbling around (if it did)? Is Evil Ned still your favourite character?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Minecraft
Post by: Archem on April 09, 2011, 08:22:34 PM
Well, I miss the undersea zombie thing. Sure wish that got an ending...
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Minecraft
Post by: Cerebus on April 09, 2011, 09:26:41 PM
I agree. This could've been interesting, had it actually been continued.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Minecraft
Post by: Dragonium on April 10, 2011, 03:11:29 AM
I guess Razor just sucks.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Minecraft
Post by: Razor on April 10, 2011, 09:56:32 AM
I guess Razor just sucks.
I retract my thoughts of naming a character after you! Retract, I say!

Here, here's a comic that was bought by some guy who wanted more Josh on the phone. 2 comics worth, made into one megacomic.
Have fun looking and pointing at various callbacks.

(http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/2011003.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Duke Nukem For 18 Panels
Post by: Dragonium on April 10, 2011, 03:34:21 PM
Sir, you have outdone yourself.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Duke Nukem For 18 Panels
Post by: ellie-is on April 10, 2011, 04:21:48 PM
Best comic ever.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Duke Nukem For 18 Panels
Post by: Cerebus on April 10, 2011, 09:55:57 PM
Amazing. Simply amazing.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Duke Nukem For 18 Panels
Post by: Razor on April 10, 2011, 10:04:40 PM
And look it even includes one of my patented typos.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Duke Nukem For 18 Panels
Post by: Archem on April 11, 2011, 12:51:37 AM
I'm lovin' it.

McDonald's, I'll see you in court.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Duke Nukem For 18 Panels
Post by: SaiKar on April 13, 2011, 02:35:54 AM
*a mysterious McDonalds assassin throws hot coffee in Archem's lap*
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Duke Nukem For 18 Panels
Post by: Natako on April 13, 2011, 02:55:42 AM
Arch's totally going to counter-sue because the coffee is TOO HOT BAWWWWWW.

Just like that lady who actually DID sue for the coffee being too hot. (Well, what, did she think it was ice cream?)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Duke Nukem For 18 Panels
Post by: fruckert on April 13, 2011, 03:00:50 AM
Just like that lady who actually DID sue for the coffee being too hot. (Well, what, did she think it was ice cream?)
That coffee gave her third degree burns.
I think she had every right to sue.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Duke Nukem For 18 Panels
Post by: Cerebus on April 13, 2011, 03:02:54 AM
If she lost, she is stupid.
If she won, McDonald and whoever else in the case are stupid.

This kind of person is why you can see "Contains peanuts" on peanut butter.

That coffee gave her third degree burns.
I think she had every right to sue.

What did she do with the coffee? Personally, I drink it. Too hot? I wait. An accident and it goes all on me, burning my face? Not MocDonald's fault.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Duke Nukem For 18 Panels
Post by: Archem on April 13, 2011, 05:46:09 PM
The devil is in the details. It was an accident, but there's no way coffee at the correct temperature would leave 3rd-degree burns. The coffee in that case was way too hot (something like 100 degrees F over the standard), and she had every right to sue. It sounds much less stupid when the details become known.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Duke Nukem For 18 Panels
Post by: Razor on April 27, 2011, 06:28:06 AM
(http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/2011004.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Duke Nukem For 18 Panels
Post by: Archem on April 27, 2011, 07:11:45 AM
Pretty radical.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: RADD magazine
Post by: Razor on April 28, 2011, 10:02:17 AM
(http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/2011005.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Music comic
Post by: SaiKar on April 28, 2011, 08:45:30 PM
Eh.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Music comic
Post by: ellie-is on April 28, 2011, 09:49:15 PM
Rihanna sucks.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Music comic
Post by: Archem on April 28, 2011, 11:50:38 PM
Hey, where's my post? Whatever.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Music comic
Post by: ellie-is on April 29, 2011, 12:33:34 AM
Your post sucks.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Music comic
Post by: Archem on April 29, 2011, 02:42:02 AM
So did about a ****ing thousand of yours.

I win.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Music comic
Post by: ellie-is on April 29, 2011, 02:54:29 AM
If you think about how one thousand of my posts were deleted in that evil scheme of yours that somehow resulted in me deleting a big thread and losing all my posts, I should say that I win, and you're an evil, scheme-making, loser. Like Robotnik. You even share the egg-shaped body shape!
And... Huh... You're ugly. And... Mean.

...I should go to bed. And stop doing drugs.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Music comic
Post by: Razor on April 29, 2011, 03:29:16 AM
What WAS your post Archem?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Music comic
Post by: Archem on April 29, 2011, 05:07:42 AM
Nothing important. Something about being sad.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Music comic
Post by: Razor on May 06, 2011, 02:05:45 PM
(http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/2011006.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Alternate universe comic 2
Post by: Archem on May 06, 2011, 04:25:17 PM
Love it.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Alternate universe comic 2
Post by: fruckert on May 07, 2011, 01:29:13 AM
Wasn't today supposed to be the worldwide release?

Oh yeah, it got delayed again.
Kind of forgot about that...probably because...well, who was surprised?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Alternate universe comic 2
Post by: Grandy on May 19, 2011, 01:52:39 PM
The Reply after mine will be the 2000th reply to this topic.

Make it count.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Alternate universe comic 2
Post by: WarxePB on May 19, 2011, 05:21:53 PM
Boobies!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Alternate universe comic 2
Post by: Archem on May 19, 2011, 05:28:24 PM
I really want to delete your post, Warxe.

(http://img827.imageshack.us/img827/6230/victorcomic.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Alternate universe comic 2
Post by: fruckert on May 19, 2011, 05:54:19 PM
fromhis?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Alternate universe comic 2
Post by: Cerebus on May 19, 2011, 07:58:31 PM
Archem, you could delete one of your older post and change Grandy's to say "The second reply after mine will be the 2000th reply to this thread."
And then you would be the 2000th. Ain't it great?

And yeah, fromhis indeed. On second frame, it looks like he's holding some kind of worm-like bug with pincer.
On first frame, you could mistake his mouth for a nose and his cheek popping out for a very strange smile.
Fromhis.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Alternate universe comic 2
Post by: Archem on May 19, 2011, 08:47:12 PM
I'm pretty much a lazy bastard, so no post-editing or typo-fixing.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Alternate universe comic 2
Post by: Cerebus on May 19, 2011, 09:16:59 PM
You better not, this typo makes it more unique. I mean, Razor made typos as well, I do remember seeing some fromhis comics. It's part of it, you can't take it out.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Alternate universe comic 2
Post by: SaiKar on May 19, 2011, 09:30:15 PM
Boobies!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Alternate universe comic 2
Post by: Archem on May 19, 2011, 09:40:15 PM
Perfect edit material for that last panel.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Duke Nukem Forever demo
Post by: Razor on June 05, 2011, 05:59:20 AM
(http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/2011007.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Alternate universe comic 2
Post by: Archem on June 05, 2011, 06:36:38 AM
That sums it up remarkably well. Excitement, followed by a bit of nothing special, and it ends before you can know what's happening.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Duke Nukem Forever demo
Post by: zuhane on June 05, 2011, 10:54:33 AM
Haha! It better be something special after this ridiculous wait.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Duke Nukem Forever demo
Post by: Archem on June 05, 2011, 05:46:12 PM
Expect a good shooter, don't expect the greatest game in the world. Given the constant restarting, the trading of hands that worked on it, all the years of hype-building, and the modernization effect, there's no way it can meet expectations. Still, I expect it to be a good and outrageous shooter.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Duke Nukem Forever demo
Post by: zuhane on June 05, 2011, 07:49:05 PM
I'll save that anticipation for Rage/Deus Ex!
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Duke Nukem Forever demo
Post by: Zerlina on June 06, 2011, 11:35:55 PM
(http://www.amandajoylim.com/dukenukem.jpg)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Duke Nukem Forever demo
Post by: Razor on June 07, 2011, 12:43:57 AM
Well, I'm impressed.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Duke Nukem Forever demo
Post by: ellie-is on June 07, 2011, 02:52:00 AM
The loading... It takes... FOREVER.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Duke Nukem Forever demo
Post by: ZeroKirbyX on June 07, 2011, 08:16:48 AM
I'm here to kick *** and chew bubble gum.

And I'm all out of ***.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Duke Nukem Forever demo
Post by: Archem on June 07, 2011, 09:12:28 AM
Kick that gum and chew that bubbleass,

Wait...
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Duke Nukem Forever demo
Post by: zuhane on June 07, 2011, 10:22:47 AM
Sounds like some strange porn flick, that does.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Duke Nukem Forever demo
Post by: fruckert on June 07, 2011, 12:07:48 PM
Yeah, that one's pretty strange.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Duke Nukem Forever demo
Post by: Zerlina on June 07, 2011, 01:10:10 PM
The loading... It takes... FOREVER.

If you have a good system it'll only take 13 years.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Duke Nukem Forever demo
Post by: ellie-is on June 07, 2011, 07:44:57 PM
Someone throw this page into the Charas Hall of Fame.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Duke Nukem Forever demo
Post by: Razor on June 12, 2011, 02:12:47 PM
Making website.
Do you think all the comics should have their numbers in the top right corner still, or should I do away with that?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Duke Nukem Forever demo
Post by: ellie-is on June 12, 2011, 02:26:43 PM
Keep 'em. It gives them a nice touch.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Deader bird
Post by: Razor on June 13, 2011, 02:38:15 PM
(http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/2011008.png)
I'd be interested to know what number this one is.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Deader bird
Post by: Archem on June 13, 2011, 07:50:20 PM
Bitch best be posting my work.

Like, even if it's only in a "guest shits" section. Or an "Archem is pretty much the man" section. Go with that one.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Deader bird
Post by: Cerebus on June 13, 2011, 07:54:08 PM
Yes, I know.

(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c216/cerebus_x01/UCGuest.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Deader bird
Post by: Prpl_Mage on June 13, 2011, 09:37:12 PM
Yes, I know.

(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c216/cerebus_x01/UCGuest.png)

Rad.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Deader bird
Post by: Razor on June 14, 2011, 12:05:52 AM
Bitch best be posting my work.

Like, even if it's only in a "guest shits" section. Or an "Archem is pretty much the man" section. Go with that one.
Eventually when I figure how to make a separate archive.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Deader bird
Post by: Zerlina on June 14, 2011, 03:09:24 AM
I laughed hysterically when I saw this.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Deader bird
Post by: Natako on June 14, 2011, 06:00:25 AM
Clearly, this is a prediction of the end of the world. When the plague doctor walks like an Egyptian, a gigantic meteor will destroy the Earth. Hot stuff.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Deader bird
Post by: ellie-is on June 16, 2011, 12:58:20 AM
Razor, that is a very nice site and I'm gonna let you finish, but I think that one of those << < 0 > >> would look great on top of the page. It's much better to have two.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Deader bird
Post by: ellie-is on June 23, 2011, 02:55:16 AM
(http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p6/lucas_irineu/gaem.png)
I found this on my photobucket. Time flies. But the game never gets old[er].
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Deader bird
Post by: Cerebus on June 24, 2011, 04:23:27 PM
Yeah I remember when I ruined your thing by mentioning The Game right before you posted it.

Good times...
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Deader bird
Post by: Zerlina on June 25, 2011, 03:20:58 PM
Hello dead Lucas.


Lucas who will soon be dead.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Deader bird
Post by: ellie-is on July 07, 2011, 03:59:10 PM
(http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs41/f/2009/043/3/9/Unfunny_fanart__Alien_Invasion_by_lucas_irineu.png)
I forgot I made this. Fun times.
I remember I also made a difference of opinion comic once but I can't find it anymore.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Deader bird
Post by: ellie-is on July 28, 2011, 03:16:37 AM
(http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs47/f/2009/180/f/a/Something_for_Razor_by_lucas_irineu.png)
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Deader bird
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on July 28, 2011, 03:30:24 AM
Basically, I think Lucas is giving a hint he wants more Unfunny.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Deader bird
Post by: ellie-is on July 28, 2011, 03:43:55 AM
Yes, Pokémon Rainbow was WAY unfunnier than Unfunny comics!

...wait...
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Deader bird
Post by: Dragonium on July 28, 2011, 10:39:46 AM
(http://i56.tinypic.com/2hpn41e.png)

True story.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Deader bird
Post by: MissingName on July 28, 2011, 11:23:12 AM
My new computer will be arriving in a few days.  Yay!

I'll have to reinstall all of my Steam games!  ****.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Deader bird
Post by: Dragonium on July 28, 2011, 05:29:27 PM
Delete everything in your Steam folder except for Steam.exe and the Steamapps folder, copy it across to the new computer, then run Steam.exe in administrator mode. It does some quick updates and everything works as normal.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Deader bird
Post by: Archem on July 28, 2011, 05:39:59 PM
What the hell is wrong with your internet? Are you connecting to a local server, or are you trying to get it straight from the tap at Valve's office?
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: Deader bird
Post by: Razor on December 20, 2012, 04:37:35 PM
Me making another Unfunny comic?
It must be the end of the world.
(http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/21122012_zps42896dd7.png)

You know, I had the strangest sense of deja vu when writing that first panel. Did you perhaps feel it too?
[spoiler](http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/2007-07-20-XXI-december-twentyfirst-twentytwelve-comic_zps5708364a.png)[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: 21st of December, 2012 comic
Post by: Archem on December 20, 2012, 07:52:59 PM
Odd, I was just watching a re-run of Everybody Loves Raymond..

IT IS DESTINY.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: 21st of December, 2012 comic
Post by: Moosetroop11 on December 21, 2012, 12:25:11 AM
UNFUNNY COMICS! AAARGHH!!!!!!

Awesome.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: 21st of December, 2012 comic
Post by: Prpl_Mage on December 21, 2012, 06:27:37 PM
If the world ends today, I'll be a happy corpse.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: 21st of December, 2012 comic
Post by: ellie-is on December 22, 2012, 03:34:24 AM
Razor, you're brilliant. Do you realized you talked about this date before anyone else on the internet did? That's a huge accomplishment.


edit:
...hey. Dragonium plays Mount and Blade. Or he did an year and half ago.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: 21st of December, 2012 comic
Post by: Razor on December 22, 2012, 05:07:00 AM
I am not convinced that is entirely true but I'll take all of it anyway.
Title: Re: Unfunny comics: 21st of December, 2012 comic
Post by: fruckert on December 22, 2012, 05:34:31 AM
I'm pretty sure it really started popping into public attention after that ****ing movie.
Which was in '09.
Before that, it was mostly the people who were actually specifically looking for the apocalypse.

Don't quote me, though, because I'm also pretty sure I'm not correct.