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Title: Three Word Story
Post by: fruckert on January 15, 2009, 03:35:21 AM
Rules are simple
You can only post posts concerning this collaborative story in three words, no more, no less
You can only post posts that actually have something to do with the last post
NO ENDING THE STORY
EDIT: I forgot a rule, names can count as one word
So, for example, Twin Towers would be one word
Even though it is two
I hope I was clear enough with those
And I'll begin


One day Archem
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Bluhman on January 15, 2009, 04:04:07 AM
...Got laid. How...
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: HobomasterXXX on January 15, 2009, 04:07:58 AM
...did he do it?
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: ellie-is on January 15, 2009, 01:40:18 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he

(lets do it like this to prevent things from getting confusing)
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Dominicy on January 15, 2009, 03:26:51 PM
clubbed her first.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: ellie-is on January 15, 2009, 03:34:16 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Cerebus on January 15, 2009, 06:25:47 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: ellie-is on January 15, 2009, 06:33:41 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: fruckert on January 15, 2009, 11:22:45 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: ellie-is on January 15, 2009, 11:45:34 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: fruckert on January 15, 2009, 11:47:31 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: ellie-is on January 15, 2009, 11:50:43 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Archem on January 15, 2009, 11:52:42 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed.  He then exploded with manly energy
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: fruckert on January 15, 2009, 11:53:39 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed.  He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: ellie-is on January 15, 2009, 11:55:47 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed.  He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: fruckert on January 16, 2009, 12:08:53 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed.  He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby  who ate the Evil King Stan
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: ellie-is on January 16, 2009, 12:11:47 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed.  He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby  who ate the Evil King Stan who had the
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Archem on January 16, 2009, 12:13:40 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed.  He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby  who ate the World's Largest Taco.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: fruckert on January 16, 2009, 12:38:18 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed.  He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby  who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.
(I guess that was what Archem tried to do?)

Meanwhile, Lucas was
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: ellie-is on January 16, 2009, 12:48:08 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed.  He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby  who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.
meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: fruckert on January 16, 2009, 12:49:47 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed.  He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby  who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher

EDIT: I added a new rule, because I was thinking about it
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: ellie-is on January 16, 2009, 01:00:25 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed.  He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby  who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: fruckert on January 16, 2009, 01:05:53 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed.  He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby  who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: ellie-is on January 16, 2009, 01:21:16 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed.  He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby  who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald,
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: fruckert on January 16, 2009, 01:28:00 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed.  He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby  who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: ElrohirTiwell on January 16, 2009, 02:17:20 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed.  He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby  who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though...
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: fruckert on January 16, 2009, 02:18:37 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed.  He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby  who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: ElrohirTiwell on January 16, 2009, 02:27:11 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed.  He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby  who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated,
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: fruckert on January 16, 2009, 02:29:41 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed.  He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby  who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Fisherson on January 16, 2009, 03:21:22 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed.  He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby  who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so..
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: fruckert on January 16, 2009, 03:22:42 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed.  He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby  who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so [bLucas died painfully...[/b]
(LOVE YOU LUCAS!)
(I'M NOT GAY!)
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Fortet on January 16, 2009, 03:43:34 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed.  He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby  who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Fisherson on January 16, 2009, 03:47:52 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed.  He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby  who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: fruckert on January 16, 2009, 03:56:53 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed.  He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby  who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer
(STILL LOVE YOU LUCAS!)
(STILL NOT GAY)
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: HobomasterXXX on January 16, 2009, 04:13:50 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed.  He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby  who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Fisherson on January 16, 2009, 04:25:56 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed.  He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby  who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: fruckert on January 16, 2009, 04:29:42 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed.  He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby  who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Archem on January 16, 2009, 07:05:33 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed.  He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby  who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: ellie-is on January 16, 2009, 12:48:48 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed.  He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby  who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him. Soon after, Archem
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: ElrohirTiwell on January 16, 2009, 02:45:43 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed.  He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby  who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archemand his Taco
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: ellie-is on January 16, 2009, 03:20:32 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed.  He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby  who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Red Giant on January 16, 2009, 04:54:51 PM

   
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed.  He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby  who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Dominicy on January 16, 2009, 05:03:44 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed.  He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby  who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Bluhman on January 16, 2009, 08:31:35 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed.  He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby  who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids. That weren't ninjas.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: ellie-is on January 16, 2009, 08:58:57 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed.  He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby  who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids. That weren't ninjas. They were in
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Bluhman on January 16, 2009, 10:17:49 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed.  He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby  who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids. That weren't ninjas. They were in jail, with Valjean
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Archem on January 16, 2009, 11:06:09 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed.  He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby  who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids. That weren't ninjas. They were in jail, with Valjean. Why Valjean? Well,
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: ellie-is on January 16, 2009, 11:10:30 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed.  He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby  who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids. That weren't ninjas. They were in jail, with Valjean. Why Valjean? Well, thats because he
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: fruckert on January 16, 2009, 11:22:50 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed.  He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby  who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids. That weren't ninjas. They were in jail, with Valjean. Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Fisherson on January 17, 2009, 06:22:55 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed.  He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby  who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids. That weren't ninjas. They were in jail, with Valjean. Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Bluhman on January 17, 2009, 08:18:41 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed.  He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby  who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids. That weren't ninjas. They were in jail, with Valjean. Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy...
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: ElrohirTiwell on January 17, 2009, 08:59:28 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed.  He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby  who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especcially
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: ellie-is on January 17, 2009, 01:46:16 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed.  He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby  who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially [fixedforya,thebadspellingerror]   one kid called
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Bluhman on January 17, 2009, 05:31:30 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed.  He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby  who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He...
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: ellie-is on January 17, 2009, 05:51:39 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed.  He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby  who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Bluhman on January 17, 2009, 10:46:30 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed.  He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby  who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!!
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: fruckert on January 18, 2009, 02:16:19 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed.  He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby  who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome,
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Bluhman on January 18, 2009, 03:23:03 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed.  He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby  who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Archem on January 18, 2009, 03:42:12 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed.  He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby  who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist!
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Bluhman on January 18, 2009, 06:41:41 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed.  He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby  who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Archem on January 18, 2009, 07:28:05 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed.  He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby  who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: ElrohirTiwell on January 18, 2009, 11:49:22 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed.  He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby  who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Bluhman on January 18, 2009, 08:41:19 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed.  He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby  who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Archem on January 18, 2009, 10:00:41 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed.  He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby  who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Bluhman on January 19, 2009, 02:36:25 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed.  He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby  who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Archem on January 19, 2009, 03:12:30 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed.  He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby  who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Bluhman on January 19, 2009, 04:19:28 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed.  He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby  who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: ElrohirTiwell on January 19, 2009, 03:50:57 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed.  He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby  who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Archem on January 19, 2009, 06:18:36 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed.  He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby  who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Bluhman on January 19, 2009, 06:27:44 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed.  He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby  who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: fruckert on January 19, 2009, 08:23:48 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed.  He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby  who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Bluhman on January 20, 2009, 03:15:48 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed.  He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby  who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried,
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Fisherson on January 20, 2009, 03:17:50 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed.  He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby  who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: fruckert on January 20, 2009, 03:25:27 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed.  He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby  who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Archem on January 20, 2009, 03:47:57 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed.  He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby  who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: fruckert on January 20, 2009, 03:52:31 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed.  He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby  who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Archem on January 20, 2009, 04:01:53 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed.  He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby  who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: ElrohirTiwell on January 20, 2009, 06:18:08 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed.  He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby  who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Archem on January 20, 2009, 07:18:25 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed.  He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby  who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Cerebus on January 20, 2009, 08:16:07 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed.  He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby  who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Archem on January 21, 2009, 12:25:30 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed.  He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby  who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent!
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: fruckert on January 21, 2009, 01:20:15 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed.  He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby  who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Bluhman on January 21, 2009, 02:55:08 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed.  He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby  who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?"
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Archem on January 21, 2009, 04:25:00 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed.  He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby  who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay!
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: fruckert on January 21, 2009, 04:40:21 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed.  He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby  who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Rayonius on January 21, 2009, 04:58:48 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Archem on January 21, 2009, 05:50:57 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing?
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: fruckert on January 21, 2009, 05:54:10 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Archem on January 21, 2009, 06:57:47 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Red Giant on January 21, 2009, 07:18:37 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Bluhman on January 21, 2009, 09:43:26 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: fruckert on January 21, 2009, 11:33:29 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Archem on January 22, 2009, 01:35:12 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: fruckert on January 22, 2009, 01:51:17 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Red Giant on January 22, 2009, 02:20:07 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Archem on January 22, 2009, 02:33:32 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: fruckert on January 22, 2009, 02:37:26 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: fruckert on January 31, 2009, 10:15:11 AM
OMG DOUBLE KICK POST!
I'm just dieing to know what happens next, however

One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Archem on February 01, 2009, 07:12:34 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon


Psst! "Tree", anyone?
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: fruckert on February 01, 2009, 07:19:18 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Archem on February 01, 2009, 07:37:33 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole!
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: fruckert on February 01, 2009, 07:43:19 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Bluhman on February 01, 2009, 08:30:09 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: fruckert on February 01, 2009, 08:39:22 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Bluhman on February 01, 2009, 08:47:15 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: fruckert on February 01, 2009, 09:12:33 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. He giggled maniacally,
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Archem on February 02, 2009, 07:22:15 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Fisherson on February 02, 2009, 07:09:38 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Archem on February 02, 2009, 07:14:57 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on February 02, 2009, 07:50:01 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive cock. "Nice chicken."
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: fruckert on February 02, 2009, 11:24:31 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive cock. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Archem on February 03, 2009, 01:05:51 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim

I love using the "names are one word" loop-hole!
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: fruckert on February 03, 2009, 01:13:01 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive cock. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a(n)

BTW, future posters...put a bold tag in the middle of all future swear words that depend on context for humor
Such as cock
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Archem on February 03, 2009, 01:41:45 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive cock. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: fruckert on February 03, 2009, 01:47:45 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Bluhman on February 03, 2009, 02:21:24 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Archem on February 03, 2009, 03:14:55 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: fruckert on February 03, 2009, 03:16:17 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Bluhman on February 03, 2009, 04:45:03 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.



...Crud, I just realized I mixed up Braces with Dentures.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Rahl on February 03, 2009, 04:27:50 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Fisherson on February 03, 2009, 06:38:49 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Rahl on February 03, 2009, 10:14:20 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: fruckert on February 03, 2009, 11:30:43 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Fisherson on February 04, 2009, 03:28:50 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Rahl on February 04, 2009, 05:38:47 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: fruckert on February 04, 2009, 05:40:17 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Archem on February 04, 2009, 05:45:11 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile,
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Fisherson on February 04, 2009, 05:45:47 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Archem on February 04, 2009, 09:15:12 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Darrellito on February 04, 2009, 11:15:58 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: fruckert on February 04, 2009, 11:36:13 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon!
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Archem on February 05, 2009, 12:04:44 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon?
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Red Giant on February 05, 2009, 12:43:51 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the ****
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: fruckert on February 05, 2009, 12:51:46 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not?
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Archem on February 05, 2009, 01:10:44 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman!

All his friends are brown and Red.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: fruckert on February 05, 2009, 01:16:12 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that!
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Bluhman on February 05, 2009, 01:49:19 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Archem on February 05, 2009, 02:46:17 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman?
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: fruckert on February 05, 2009, 03:31:27 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Archem on February 05, 2009, 04:56:39 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: fruckert on February 05, 2009, 05:00:08 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Archem on February 05, 2009, 05:25:21 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: fruckert on February 05, 2009, 05:38:40 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Darrellito on February 05, 2009, 06:38:45 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Fisherson on February 05, 2009, 05:02:16 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: fruckert on February 05, 2009, 05:18:08 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Darrellito on February 05, 2009, 06:22:24 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Fisherson on February 05, 2009, 06:31:31 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Dominicy on February 05, 2009, 06:45:54 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Rahl on February 05, 2009, 07:53:10 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia being a
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Darrellito on February 05, 2009, 09:01:36 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia being a awesome monster truck
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Bluhman on February 05, 2009, 09:30:14 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Cerebus on February 05, 2009, 11:08:30 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat

=D
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: fruckert on February 05, 2009, 11:33:50 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times!
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Archem on February 05, 2009, 11:39:52 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: fruckert on February 05, 2009, 11:41:45 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Rahl on February 06, 2009, 03:52:27 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: fruckert on February 06, 2009, 04:04:04 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Rahl on February 06, 2009, 04:10:53 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Bluhman on February 06, 2009, 04:13:29 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Darrellito on February 06, 2009, 04:16:30 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: fruckert on February 06, 2009, 04:17:15 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Archem on February 06, 2009, 04:40:26 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis.



It's the only place I can cry from.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: fruckert on February 06, 2009, 04:53:23 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned

...
That's what she said

I couldn't help it!
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Archem on February 06, 2009, 06:05:03 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: fruckert on February 06, 2009, 06:07:15 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Rahl on February 06, 2009, 09:02:33 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Darrellito on February 06, 2009, 05:04:08 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Fisherson on February 06, 2009, 05:53:42 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping reality, time and
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Rahl on February 06, 2009, 08:38:56 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping reality, time and his vaginal wall making
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Bluhman on February 06, 2009, 08:45:16 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping reality, time, and his vaginal wall, making Germany. And so,
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Rahl on February 06, 2009, 08:48:48 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping reality, time, and his vaginal wall, making Germany. And so, Archem day decided
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: fruckert on February 06, 2009, 11:26:43 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping reality, time, and his vaginal wall, making Germany. And so, Archem day decided to destroy Africa!
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Archem on February 07, 2009, 02:37:26 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping reality, time, and his vaginal wall, making Germany. And so, Archem day decided to destroy Africa! Hence, the AIDS.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: fruckert on February 07, 2009, 07:38:23 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping reality, time, and his vaginal wall, making Germany. And so, Archem day decided to destroy Africa! Hence, the AIDS. And the really

BTW, this page is plagues with Sex Offender report ads on my computer
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on February 07, 2009, 02:27:57 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping reality, time, and his vaginal wall, making Germany. And so, Archem day decided to destroy Africa! Hence, the AIDS. And the really stupid German vendor
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Cerebus on February 07, 2009, 07:27:35 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping reality, time, and his vaginal wall, making Germany. And so, Archem day decided to destroy Africa! Hence, the AIDS. And the really stupid German vendor was not involved
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Rahl on February 07, 2009, 09:24:28 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping reality, time, and his vaginal wall, making Germany. And so, Archem day decided to destroy Africa! Hence, the AIDS. And the really stupid German vendor was not involved in the massichism
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: fruckert on February 07, 2009, 10:22:17 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping reality, time, and his vaginal wall, making Germany. And so, Archem day decided to destroy Africa! Hence, the AIDS. And the really stupid German vendor was not involved in the massichism involved in hardcore
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Rahl on February 08, 2009, 07:27:22 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping reality, time, and his vaginal wall, making Germany. And so, Archem day decided to destroy Africa! Hence, the AIDS. And the really stupid German vendor was not involved in the massichism involved in hardcore porno in which
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: fruckert on February 08, 2009, 09:01:53 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping reality, time, and his vaginal wall, making Germany. And so, Archem day decided to destroy Africa! Hence, the AIDS. And the really stupid German vendor was not involved in the massichism involved in hardcore porno in which cake eating psychopaths
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Archem on February 08, 2009, 11:50:47 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping reality, time, and his vaginal wall, making Germany. And so, Archem day decided to destroy Africa! Hence, the AIDS. And the really stupid German vendor was not involved in the massichism involved in hardcore porno in which cake eating psychopaths shit on each
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Rahl on February 09, 2009, 01:17:58 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping reality, time, and his vaginal wall, making Germany. And so, Archem day decided to destroy Africa! Hence, the AIDS. And the really stupid German vendor was not involved in the massichism involved in hardcore porno in which cake eating psychopaths **** on each other like Archem.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: fruckert on February 09, 2009, 01:33:03 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping reality, time, and his vaginal wall, making Germany. And so, Archem day decided to destroy Africa! Hence, the AIDS. And the really stupid German vendor was not involved in the massichism involved in hardcore porno in which cake eating psychopaths **** on each other like Archem. Start next paragrapg
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Rahl on February 09, 2009, 01:50:28 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping reality, time, and his vaginal wall, making Germany. And so, Archem day decided to destroy Africa! Hence, the AIDS. And the really stupid German vendor was not involved in the massichism involved in hardcore porno in which cake eating psychopaths **** on each other like Archem. Start next paragrapg

Archem had never
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Archem on February 09, 2009, 04:21:05 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping reality, time, and his vaginal wall, making Germany. And so, Archem day decided to destroy Africa! Hence, the AIDS. And the really stupid German vendor was not involved in the massichism involved in hardcore porno in which cake eating psychopaths **** on each other like Archem. Start next paragrapg

Archem had never been shit on,
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: fruckert on February 09, 2009, 04:31:54 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping reality, time, and his vaginal wall, making Germany. And so, Archem day decided to destroy Africa! Hence, the AIDS. And the really stupid German vendor was not involved in the massichism involved in hardcore porno in which cake eating psychopaths **** on each other like Archem. Start next paragrapg

Archem had never been **** on, during the Communion

;)
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Archem on February 09, 2009, 04:53:49 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping reality, time, and his vaginal wall, making Germany. And so, Archem day decided to destroy Africa! Hence, the AIDS. And the really stupid German vendor was not involved in the massichism involved in hardcore porno in which cake eating psychopaths **** on each other like Archem. Start next paragrapg

Archem had never been **** on, during the Communion, though, he saw
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Darrellito on February 09, 2009, 10:05:10 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping reality, time, and his vaginal wall, making Germany. And so, Archem day decided to destroy Africa! Hence, the AIDS. And the really stupid German vendor was not involved in the massichism involved in hardcore porno in which cake eating psychopaths **** on each other like Archem. Start next paragrapg

Archem had never been **** on, during the Communion, though, he saw the holy penis
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Archem on February 09, 2009, 11:05:02 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping reality, time, and his vaginal wall, making Germany. And so, Archem day decided to destroy Africa! Hence, the AIDS. And the really stupid German vendor was not involved in the massichism involved in hardcore porno in which cake eating psychopaths **** on each other like Archem. Start next paragrapg

Archem had never been **** on, during the Communion, though, he saw the holy penis of Peter North.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: fruckert on February 10, 2009, 02:40:25 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping reality, time, and his vaginal wall, making Germany. And so, Archem day decided to destroy Africa! Hence, the AIDS. And the really stupid German vendor was not involved in the massichism involved in hardcore porno in which cake eating psychopaths **** on each other like Archem. Start next paragrapg

Archem had never been **** on, during the Communion, though, he saw the holy penis of Peter North. He did, however
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Archem on February 10, 2009, 04:37:13 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping reality, time, and his vaginal wall, making Germany. And so, Archem day decided to destroy Africa! Hence, the AIDS. And the really stupid German vendor was not involved in the massichism involved in hardcore porno in which cake eating psychopaths **** on each other like Archem. Start next paragrapg

Archem had never been **** on, during the Communion, though, he saw the holy penis of Peter North. He did, however, get cummed on.



DAMN YOU, PETER NORTH!
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Cerebus on February 10, 2009, 05:04:42 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping reality, time, and his vaginal wall, making Germany. And so, Archem day decided to destroy Africa! Hence, the AIDS. And the really stupid German vendor was not involved in the massichism involved in hardcore porno in which cake eating psychopaths **** on each other like Archem. Start next paragrapg

Archem had never been **** on, during the Communion, though, he saw the holy penis of Peter North. He did, however, get cummed on. Serena South saw
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: fruckert on February 10, 2009, 05:23:30 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping reality, time, and his vaginal wall, making Germany. And so, Archem day decided to destroy Africa! Hence, the AIDS. And the really stupid German vendor was not involved in the massichism involved in hardcore porno in which cake eating psychopaths **** on each other like Archem. Start next paragrapg

Archem had never been **** on, during the Communion, though, he saw the holy penis of Peter North. He did, however, get cummed on. Serena South saw this, then screamed
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Darrellito on February 10, 2009, 08:10:53 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping reality, time, and his vaginal wall, making Germany. And so, Archem day decided to destroy Africa! Hence, the AIDS. And the really stupid German vendor was not involved in the massichism involved in hardcore porno in which cake eating psychopaths **** on each other like Archem. Start next paragrapg

Archem had never been **** on, during the Communion, though, he saw the holy penis of Peter North. He did, however, get cummed on. Serena South saw this, then screamed "RAPE ME NEXT!"
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Archem on February 10, 2009, 10:18:50 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping reality, time, and his vaginal wall, making Germany. And so, Archem day decided to destroy Africa! Hence, the AIDS. And the really stupid German vendor was not involved in the massichism involved in hardcore porno in which cake eating psychopaths **** on each other like Archem. Start next paragrapg

Archem had never been **** on, during the Communion, though, he saw the holy penis of Peter North. He did, however, get cummed on. Serena South saw this, then screamed "RAPE ME NEXT!" And Archem did.




Does that mean I raped Peter North?! D:
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on February 10, 2009, 11:19:19 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping reality, time, and his vaginal wall, making Germany. And so, Archem day decided to destroy Africa! Hence, the AIDS. And the really stupid German vendor was not involved in the massichism involved in hardcore porno in which cake eating psychopaths **** on each other like Archem. Start next paragrapg

Archem had never been **** on, during the Communion, though, he saw the holy penis of Peter North. He did, however, get cummed on. Serena South saw this, then screamed "RAPE ME NEXT!" Which he did.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Archem on February 10, 2009, 11:33:57 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping reality, time, and his vaginal wall, making Germany. And so, Archem day decided to destroy Africa! Hence, the AIDS. And the really stupid German vendor was not involved in the massichism involved in hardcore porno in which cake eating psychopaths **** on each other like Archem. Start next paragrapg

Archem had never been **** on, during the Communion, though, he saw the holy penis of Peter North. He did, however, get cummed on. Serena South saw this, then screamed "RAPE ME NEXT!" And Archem did.

Story's over here.



Do try to keep up, Ed.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Moosetroop11 on February 10, 2009, 11:56:02 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping reality, time, and his vaginal wall, making Germany. And so, Archem day decided to destroy Africa! Hence, the AIDS. And the really stupid German vendor was not involved in the massichism involved in hardcore porno in which cake eating psychopaths **** on each other like Archem. Start next paragrapg

Archem had never been **** on, during the Communion, though, he saw the holy penis of Peter North. He did, however, get cummed on. Serena South saw this, then screamed "RAPE ME NEXT!" And Archem did.

Story's over here." Serena shouted whilst
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: fruckert on February 11, 2009, 12:52:49 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping reality, time, and his vaginal wall, making Germany. And so, Archem day decided to destroy Africa! Hence, the AIDS. And the really stupid German vendor was not involved in the massichism involved in hardcore porno in which cake eating psychopaths **** on each other like Archem. Start next paragrapg

Archem had never been **** on, during the Communion, though, he saw the holy penis of Peter North. He did, however, get cummed on. Serena South saw this, then screamed "RAPE ME NEXT!" And Archem did.

Story's over here." Serena shouted whilst tickling evil cupcakes



PLOT TWIST!
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Fisherson on February 11, 2009, 01:36:33 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping reality, time, and his vaginal wall, making Germany. And so, Archem day decided to destroy Africa! Hence, the AIDS. And the really stupid German vendor was not involved in the massichism involved in hardcore porno in which cake eating psychopaths **** on each other like Archem. Start next paragrapg

Archem had never been **** on, during the Communion, though, he saw the holy penis of Peter North. He did, however, get cummed on. Serena South saw this, then screamed "RAPE ME NEXT!" And Archem did.

Story's over here." Serena shouted whilst tickling evil cupcakes with an ion-powered

Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Cerebus on February 11, 2009, 01:38:59 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping reality, time, and his vaginal wall, making Germany. And so, Archem day decided to destroy Africa! Hence, the AIDS. And the really stupid German vendor was not involved in the massichism involved in hardcore porno in which cake eating psychopaths **** on each other like Archem. Start next paragrapg

Archem had never been **** on, during the Communion, though, he saw the holy penis of Peter North. He did, however, get cummed on. Serena South saw this, then screamed "RAPE ME NEXT!" And Archem did.

Story's over here." Serena shouted whilst tickling evil cupcakes with an ion-powered Spoon of Doom
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Darrellito on February 11, 2009, 02:52:04 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping reality, time, and his vaginal wall, making Germany. And so, Archem day decided to destroy Africa! Hence, the AIDS. And the really stupid German vendor was not involved in the massichism involved in hardcore porno in which cake eating psychopaths **** on each other like Archem. Start next paragrapg

Archem had never been **** on, during the Communion, though, he saw the holy penis of Peter North. He did, however, get cummed on. Serena South saw this, then screamed "RAPE ME NEXT!" And Archem did.

Story's over here." Serena shouted whilst tickling evil cupcakes with an ion-powered Spoon of Doom. Archem then replied
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Archem on February 11, 2009, 02:59:11 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping reality, time, and his vaginal wall, making Germany. And so, Archem day decided to destroy Africa! Hence, the AIDS. And the really stupid German vendor was not involved in the massichism involved in hardcore porno in which cake eating psychopaths **** on each other like Archem. Start next paragrapg

Archem had never been **** on, during the Communion, though, he saw the holy penis of Peter North. He did, however, get cummed on. Serena South saw this, then screamed "RAPE ME NEXT!" And Archem did.

Story's over here." Serena shouted whilst tickling evil cupcakes with an ion-powered Spoon of Doom. Archem then replied "Dude, it's Spoonman!"
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: fruckert on February 11, 2009, 03:30:50 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping reality, time, and his vaginal wall, making Germany. And so, Archem day decided to destroy Africa! Hence, the AIDS. And the really stupid German vendor was not involved in the massichism involved in hardcore porno in which cake eating psychopaths **** on each other like Archem. Start next paragrapg

Archem had never been **** on, during the Communion, though, he saw the holy penis of Peter North. He did, however, get cummed on. Serena South saw this, then screamed "RAPE ME NEXT!" And Archem did.

Story's over here." Serena shouted whilst tickling evil cupcakes with an ion-powered Spoon of Doom. Archem then replied "Dude, it's Spoonman!" "Wait...Spoonman's dead..."
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Archem on February 11, 2009, 03:52:44 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping reality, time, and his vaginal wall, making Germany. And so, Archem day decided to destroy Africa! Hence, the AIDS. And the really stupid German vendor was not involved in the massichism involved in hardcore porno in which cake eating psychopaths **** on each other like Archem. Start next paragrapg

Archem had never been **** on, during the Communion, though, he saw the holy penis of Peter North. He did, however, get cummed on. Serena South saw this, then screamed "RAPE ME NEXT!" And Archem did.

Story's over here." Serena shouted whilst tickling evil cupcakes with an ion-powered Spoon of Doom. Archem then replied "Dude, it's Spoonman!" "Wait...Spoonman's dead..." Not anymore! He's
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: fruckert on February 11, 2009, 03:57:21 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping reality, time, and his vaginal wall, making Germany. And so, Archem day decided to destroy Africa! Hence, the AIDS. And the really stupid German vendor was not involved in the massichism involved in hardcore porno in which cake eating psychopaths **** on each other like Archem. Start next paragrapg

Archem had never been **** on, during the Communion, though, he saw the holy penis of Peter North. He did, however, get cummed on. Serena South saw this, then screamed "RAPE ME NEXT!" And Archem did.

Story's over here." Serena shouted whilst tickling evil cupcakes with an ion-powered Spoon of Doom. Archem then replied "Dude, it's Spoonman!" "Wait...Spoonman's dead..." Not anymore! He's been revived by
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Archem on February 11, 2009, 04:32:16 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping reality, time, and his vaginal wall, making Germany. And so, Archem day decided to destroy Africa! Hence, the AIDS. And the really stupid German vendor was not involved in the massichism involved in hardcore porno in which cake eating psychopaths **** on each other like Archem. Start next paragrapg

Archem had never been **** on, during the Communion, though, he saw the holy penis of Peter North. He did, however, get cummed on. Serena South saw this, then screamed "RAPE ME NEXT!" And Archem did.

Story's over here." Serena shouted whilst tickling evil cupcakes with an ion-powered Spoon of Doom. Archem then replied "Dude, it's Spoonman!" "Wait...Spoonman's dead..." Not anymore! He's been revived by the power of
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: fruckert on February 11, 2009, 04:39:43 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping reality, time, and his vaginal wall, making Germany. And so, Archem day decided to destroy Africa! Hence, the AIDS. And the really stupid German vendor was not involved in the massichism involved in hardcore porno in which cake eating psychopaths **** on each other like Archem. Start next paragrapg

Archem had never been **** on, during the Communion, though, he saw the holy penis of Peter North. He did, however, get cummed on. Serena South saw this, then screamed "RAPE ME NEXT!" And Archem did.

Story's over here." Serena shouted whilst tickling evil cupcakes with an ion-powered Spoon of Doom. Archem then replied "Dude, it's Spoonman!" "Wait...Spoonman's dead..." Not anymore! He's been revived by the power of Grayskull! Go He-Man!
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Rahl on February 12, 2009, 05:49:01 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping reality, time, and his vaginal wall, making Germany. And so, Archem day decided to destroy Africa! Hence, the AIDS. And the really stupid German vendor was not involved in the massichism involved in hardcore porno in which cake eating psychopaths **** on each other like Archem. Start next paragrapg

Archem had never been **** on, during the Communion, though, he saw the holy penis of Peter North. He did, however, get cummed on. Serena South saw this, then screamed "RAPE ME NEXT!" And Archem did.

Story's over here." Serena shouted whilst tickling evil cupcakes with an ion-powered Spoon of Doom. Archem then replied "Dude, it's Spoonman!" "Wait...Spoonman's dead..." Not anymore! He's been revived by the power of Grayskull! Go He-Man! But in order
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: fruckert on February 12, 2009, 05:52:47 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping reality, time, and his vaginal wall, making Germany. And so, Archem day decided to destroy Africa! Hence, the AIDS. And the really stupid German vendor was not involved in the massichism involved in hardcore porno in which cake eating psychopaths **** on each other like Archem. Start next paragrapg

Archem had never been **** on, during the Communion, though, he saw the holy penis of Peter North. He did, however, get cummed on. Serena South saw this, then screamed "RAPE ME NEXT!" And Archem did.

Story's over here." Serena shouted whilst tickling evil cupcakes with an ion-powered Spoon of Doom. Archem then replied "Dude, it's Spoonman!" "Wait...Spoonman's dead..." Not anymore! He's been revived by the power of Grayskull! Go He-Man! But in order for Spoonman to
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Rahl on February 12, 2009, 10:40:56 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping reality, time, and his vaginal wall, making Germany. And so, Archem day decided to destroy Africa! Hence, the AIDS. And the really stupid German vendor was not involved in the massichism involved in hardcore porno in which cake eating psychopaths **** on each other like Archem. Start next paragrapg

Archem had never been **** on, during the Communion, though, he saw the holy penis of Peter North. He did, however, get cummed on. Serena South saw this, then screamed "RAPE ME NEXT!" And Archem did.

Story's over here." Serena shouted whilst tickling evil cupcakes with an ion-powered Spoon of Doom. Archem then replied "Dude, it's Spoonman!" "Wait...Spoonman's dead..." Not anymore! He's been revived by the power of Grayskull! Go He-Man! But in order for Spoonman to fully regenerate he
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Moosetroop11 on February 12, 2009, 01:03:22 PM
   
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping reality, time, and his vaginal wall, making Germany. And so, Archem day decided to destroy Africa! Hence, the AIDS. And the really stupid German vendor was not involved in the massichism involved in hardcore porno in which cake eating psychopaths **** on each other like Archem. Start next paragrapg

Archem had never been **** on, during the Communion, though, he saw the holy penis of Peter North. He did, however, get cummed on. Serena South saw this, then screamed "RAPE ME NEXT!" And Archem did.

Story's over here." Serena shouted whilst tickling evil cupcakes with an ion-powered Spoon of Doom. Archem then replied "Dude, it's Spoonman!" "Wait...Spoonman's dead..." Not anymore! He's been revived by the power of Grayskull! Go He-Man! But in order for Spoonman to fully regenerate he has to remove
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Rahl on February 12, 2009, 08:06:18 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping reality, time, and his vaginal wall, making Germany. And so, Archem day decided to destroy Africa! Hence, the AIDS. And the really stupid German vendor was not involved in the massichism involved in hardcore porno in which cake eating psychopaths **** on each other like Archem. Start next paragrapg

Archem had never been **** on, during the Communion, though, he saw the holy penis of Peter North. He did, however, get cummed on. Serena South saw this, then screamed "RAPE ME NEXT!" And Archem did.

Story's over here." Serena shouted whilst tickling evil cupcakes with an ion-powered Spoon of Doom. Archem then replied "Dude, it's Spoonman!" "Wait...Spoonman's dead..." Not anymore! He's been revived by the power of Grayskull! Go He-Man! But in order for Spoonman to fully regenerate he has to remove his underwear with
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: fruckert on February 12, 2009, 11:15:57 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping reality, time, and his vaginal wall, making Germany. And so, Archem day decided to destroy Africa! Hence, the AIDS. And the really stupid German vendor was not involved in the massichism involved in hardcore porno in which cake eating psychopaths **** on each other like Archem. Start next paragrapg

Archem had never been **** on, during the Communion, though, he saw the holy penis of Peter North. He did, however, get cummed on. Serena South saw this, then screamed "RAPE ME NEXT!" And Archem did.

Story's over here." Serena shouted whilst tickling evil cupcakes with an ion-powered Spoon of Doom. Archem then replied "Dude, it's Spoonman!" "Wait...Spoonman's dead..." Not anymore! He's been revived by the power of Grayskull! Go He-Man! But in order for Spoonman to fully regenerate he has to remove his underwear with chocolate covered bananas
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Archem on February 13, 2009, 02:17:57 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping reality, time, and his vaginal wall, making Germany. And so, Archem day decided to destroy Africa! Hence, the AIDS. And the really stupid German vendor was not involved in the massichism involved in hardcore porno in which cake eating psychopaths **** on each other like Archem. Start next paragrapg

Archem had never been **** on, during the Communion, though, he saw the holy penis of Peter North. He did, however, get cummed on. Serena South saw this, then screamed "RAPE ME NEXT!" And Archem did.

Story's over here." Serena shouted whilst tickling evil cupcakes with an ion-powered Spoon of Doom. Archem then replied "Dude, it's Spoonman!" "Wait...Spoonman's dead..." Not anymore! He's been revived by the power of Grayskull! Go He-Man! But in order for Spoonman to fully regenerate he has to remove his underwear with chocolate covered bananas. So he did.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Rahl on February 13, 2009, 07:37:58 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping reality, time, and his vaginal wall, making Germany. And so, Archem day decided to destroy Africa! Hence, the AIDS. And the really stupid German vendor was not involved in the massichism involved in hardcore porno in which cake eating psychopaths **** on each other like Archem. Start next paragrapg

Archem had never been **** on, during the Communion, though, he saw the holy penis of Peter North. He did, however, get cummed on. Serena South saw this, then screamed "RAPE ME NEXT!" And Archem did.

Story's over here." Serena shouted whilst tickling evil cupcakes with an ion-powered Spoon of Doom. Archem then replied "Dude, it's Spoonman!" "Wait...Spoonman's dead..." Not anymore! He's been revived by the power of Grayskull! Go He-Man! But in order for Spoonman to fully regenerate he has to remove his underwear with chocolate covered bananas. So he did. And it caused
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Fisherson on February 13, 2009, 06:25:49 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping reality, time, and his vaginal wall, making Germany. And so, Archem day decided to destroy Africa! Hence, the AIDS. And the really stupid German vendor was not involved in the massichism involved in hardcore porno in which cake eating psychopaths **** on each other like Archem. Start next paragrapg

Archem had never been **** on, during the Communion, though, he saw the holy penis of Peter North. He did, however, get cummed on. Serena South saw this, then screamed "RAPE ME NEXT!" And Archem did.

Story's over here." Serena shouted whilst tickling evil cupcakes with an ion-powered Spoon of Doom. Archem then replied "Dude, it's Spoonman!" "Wait...Spoonman's dead..." Not anymore! He's been revived by the power of Grayskull! Go He-Man! But in order for Spoonman to fully regenerate he has to remove his underwear with chocolate covered bananas. So he did. And it caused earth to asplode
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Rahl on February 13, 2009, 06:43:05 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping reality, time, and his vaginal wall, making Germany. And so, Archem day decided to destroy Africa! Hence, the AIDS. And the really stupid German vendor was not involved in the massichism involved in hardcore porno in which cake eating psychopaths **** on each other like Archem. Start next paragrapg

Archem had never been **** on, during the Communion, though, he saw the holy penis of Peter North. He did, however, get cummed on. Serena South saw this, then screamed "RAPE ME NEXT!" And Archem did.

Story's over here." Serena shouted whilst tickling evil cupcakes with an ion-powered Spoon of Doom. Archem then replied "Dude, it's Spoonman!" "Wait...Spoonman's dead..." Not anymore! He's been revived by the power of Grayskull! Go He-Man! But in order for Spoonman to fully regenerate he has to remove his underwear with chocolate covered bananas. So he did. And it caused earth to asplode but not really.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Red Giant on February 13, 2009, 08:10:42 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping reality, time, and his vaginal wall, making Germany. And so, Archem day decided to destroy Africa! Hence, the AIDS. And the really stupid German vendor was not involved in the massichism involved in hardcore porno in which cake eating psychopaths **** on each other like Archem. Start next paragrapg

Archem had never been **** on, during the Communion, though, he saw the holy penis of Peter North. He did, however, get cummed on. Serena South saw this, then screamed "RAPE ME NEXT!" And Archem did.

Story's over here." Serena shouted whilst tickling evil cupcakes with an ion-powered Spoon of Doom. Archem then replied "Dude, it's Spoonman!" "Wait...Spoonman's dead..." Not anymore! He's been revived by the power of Grayskull! Go He-Man! But in order for Spoonman to fully regenerate he has to remove his underwear with chocolate covered bananas. So he did. And it caused earth to asplode but not really.

Anyway where was
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: WarxePB on February 13, 2009, 09:26:51 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping reality, time, and his vaginal wall, making Germany. And so, Archem day decided to destroy Africa! Hence, the AIDS. And the really stupid German vendor was not involved in the massichism involved in hardcore porno in which cake eating psychopaths **** on each other like Archem. Start next paragrapg

Archem had never been **** on, during the Communion, though, he saw the holy penis of Peter North. He did, however, get cummed on. Serena South saw this, then screamed "RAPE ME NEXT!" And Archem did.

Story's over here." Serena shouted whilst tickling evil cupcakes with an ion-powered Spoon of Doom. Archem then replied "Dude, it's Spoonman!" "Wait...Spoonman's dead..." Not anymore! He's been revived by the power of Grayskull! Go He-Man! But in order for Spoonman to fully regenerate he has to remove his underwear with chocolate covered bananas. So he did. And it caused earth to asplode but not really.

Anyway where was Batman during this
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Fisherson on February 13, 2009, 09:36:23 PM
mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping reality, time, and his vaginal wall, making Germany. And so, Archem day decided to destroy Africa! Hence, the AIDS. And the really stupid German vendor was not involved in the massichism involved in hardcore porno in which cake eating psychopaths **** on each other like Archem. Start next paragrapg

Archem had never been **** on, during the Communion, though, he saw the holy penis of Peter North. He did, however, get cummed on. Serena South saw this, then screamed "RAPE ME NEXT!" And Archem did.

Story's over here." Serena shouted whilst tickling evil cupcakes with an ion-powered Spoon of Doom. Archem then replied "Dude, it's Spoonman!" "Wait...Spoonman's dead..." Not anymore! He's been revived by the power of Grayskull! Go He-Man! But in order for Spoonman to fully regenerate he has to remove his underwear with chocolate covered bananas. So he did. And it caused earth to asplode but not really.

Anyway where was Batman during this space invasion on
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: fruckert on February 13, 2009, 11:27:56 PM
mouth.<-- Where did that come from? Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping reality, time, and his vaginal wall, making Germany. And so, Archem day decided to destroy Africa! Hence, the AIDS. And the really stupid German vendor was not involved in the massichism involved in hardcore porno in which cake eating psychopaths **** on each other like Archem. Start next paragrapg

Archem had never been **** on, during the Communion, though, he saw the holy penis of Peter North. He did, however, get cummed on. Serena South saw this, then screamed "RAPE ME NEXT!" And Archem did.

Story's over here." Serena shouted whilst tickling evil cupcakes with an ion-powered Spoon of Doom. Archem then replied "Dude, it's Spoonman!" "Wait...Spoonman's dead..." Not anymore! He's been revived by the power of Grayskull! Go He-Man! But in order for Spoonman to fully regenerate he has to remove his underwear with chocolate covered bananas. So he did. And it caused earth to asplode but not really.

Anyway where was Batman during this space invasion on planet Myrmadoo Prime?
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Cerebus on February 13, 2009, 11:50:29 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping reality, time, and his vaginal wall, making Germany. And so, Archem day decided to destroy Africa! Hence, the AIDS. And the really stupid German vendor was not involved in the massichism involved in hardcore porno in which cake eating psychopaths **** on each other like Archem. Start next paragrapg

Archem had never been **** on, during the Communion, though, he saw the holy penis of Peter North. He did, however, get cummed on. Serena South saw this, then screamed "RAPE ME NEXT!" And Archem did.

Story's over here." Serena shouted whilst tickling evil cupcakes with an ion-powered Spoon of Doom. Archem then replied "Dude, it's Spoonman!" "Wait...Spoonman's dead..." Not anymore! He's been revived by the power of Grayskull! Go He-Man! But in order for Spoonman to fully regenerate he has to remove his underwear with chocolate covered bananas. So he did. And it caused earth to asplode but not really.

Anyway where was Batman during this space invasion on planet Myrmadoo Prime? In the bathroom.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Rahl on February 14, 2009, 08:31:04 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping reality, time, and his vaginal wall, making Germany. And so, Archem day decided to destroy Africa! Hence, the AIDS. And the really stupid German vendor was not involved in the massichism involved in hardcore porno in which cake eating psychopaths **** on each other like Archem. Start next paragrapg

Archem had never been **** on, during the Communion, though, he saw the holy penis of Peter North. He did, however, get cummed on. Serena South saw this, then screamed "RAPE ME NEXT!" And Archem did.

Story's over here." Serena shouted whilst tickling evil cupcakes with an ion-powered Spoon of Doom. Archem then replied "Dude, it's Spoonman!" "Wait...Spoonman's dead..." Not anymore! He's been revived by the power of Grayskull! Go He-Man! But in order for Spoonman to fully regenerate he has to remove his underwear with chocolate covered bananas. So he did. And it caused earth to asplode but not really.

Anyway where was Batman during this space invasion on planet Myrmadoo Prime? In the bathroom. But also in
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: fruckert on February 14, 2009, 08:35:24 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping reality, time, and his vaginal wall, making Germany. And so, Archem day decided to destroy Africa! Hence, the AIDS. And the really stupid German vendor was not involved in the massichism involved in hardcore porno in which cake eating psychopaths **** on each other like Archem. Start next paragrapg

Archem had never been **** on, during the Communion, though, he saw the holy penis of Peter North. He did, however, get cummed on. Serena South saw this, then screamed "RAPE ME NEXT!" And Archem did.

Story's over here." Serena shouted whilst tickling evil cupcakes with an ion-powered Spoon of Doom. Archem then replied "Dude, it's Spoonman!" "Wait...Spoonman's dead..." Not anymore! He's been revived by the power of Grayskull! Go He-Man! But in order for Spoonman to fully regenerate he has to remove his underwear with chocolate covered bananas. So he did. And it caused earth to asplode but not really.

Anyway where was Batman during this space invasion on planet Myrmadoo Prime? In the bathroom. But also in THE ETERNITY FLUX!

...
Idunno
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Rahl on February 14, 2009, 10:22:43 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping reality, time, and his vaginal wall, making Germany. And so, Archem day decided to destroy Africa! Hence, the AIDS. And the really stupid German vendor was not involved in the massichism involved in hardcore porno in which cake eating psychopaths **** on each other like Archem. Start next paragrapg

Archem had never been **** on, during the Communion, though, he saw the holy penis of Peter North. He did, however, get cummed on. Serena South saw this, then screamed "RAPE ME NEXT!" And Archem did.

Story's over here." Serena shouted whilst tickling evil cupcakes with an ion-powered Spoon of Doom. Archem then replied "Dude, it's Spoonman!" "Wait...Spoonman's dead..." Not anymore! He's been revived by the power of Grayskull! Go He-Man! But in order for Spoonman to fully regenerate he has to remove his underwear with chocolate covered bananas. So he did. And it caused earth to asplode but not really.

Anyway where was Batman during this space invasion on planet Myrmadoo Prime? In the bathroom. But also in THE ETERNITY FLUX! Why was batman
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: luigifan33 on September 06, 2009, 10:50:25 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping reality, time, and his vaginal wall, making Germany. And so, Archem day decided to destroy Africa! Hence, the AIDS. And the really stupid German vendor was not involved in the massichism involved in hardcore porno in which cake eating psychopaths **** on each other like Archem. Start next paragrapg

Archem had never been **** on, during the Communion, though, he saw the holy penis of Peter North. He did, however, get cummed on. Serena South saw this, then screamed "RAPE ME NEXT!" And Archem did.

Story's over here." Serena shouted whilst tickling evil cupcakes with an ion-powered Spoon of Doom. Archem then replied "Dude, it's Spoonman!" "Wait...Spoonman's dead..." Not anymore! He's been revived by the power of Grayskull! Go He-Man! But in order for Spoonman to fully regenerate he has to remove his underwear with chocolate covered bananas. So he did. And it caused earth to asplode but not really.

Anyway where was Batman during this space invasion on planet Myrmadoo Prime? In the bathroom. But also in THE ETERNITY FLUX! Why was batman eating small children
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Cerebus on September 06, 2009, 11:52:20 PM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping reality, time, and his vaginal wall, making Germany. And so, Archem day decided to destroy Africa! Hence, the AIDS. And the really stupid German vendor was not involved in the massichism involved in hardcore porno in which cake eating psychopaths **** on each other like Archem. Start next paragrapg

Archem had never been **** on, during the Communion, though, he saw the holy penis of Peter North. He did, however, get cummed on. Serena South saw this, then screamed "RAPE ME NEXT!" And Archem did.

Story's over here." Serena shouted whilst tickling evil cupcakes with an ion-powered Spoon of Doom. Archem then replied "Dude, it's Spoonman!" "Wait...Spoonman's dead..." Not anymore! He's been revived by the power of Grayskull! Go He-Man! But in order for Spoonman to fully regenerate he has to remove his underwear with chocolate covered bananas. So he did. And it caused earth to asplode but not really.

Anyway where was Batman during this space invasion on planet Myrmadoo Prime? In the bathroom. But also in THE ETERNITY FLUX! Why was batman eating small children kicking old threads?
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Bluhman on September 07, 2009, 12:19:25 AM
One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping reality, time, and his vaginal wall, making Germany. And so, Archem day decided to destroy Africa! Hence, the AIDS. And the really stupid German vendor was not involved in the massichism involved in hardcore porno in which cake eating psychopaths **** on each other like Archem. Start next paragrapg

Archem had never been **** on, during the Communion, though, he saw the holy penis of Peter North. He did, however, get cummed on. Serena South saw this, then screamed "RAPE ME NEXT!" And Archem did.

Story's over here." Serena shouted whilst tickling evil cupcakes with an ion-powered Spoon of Doom. Archem then replied "Dude, it's Spoonman!" "Wait...Spoonman's dead..." Not anymore! He's been revived by the power of Grayskull! Go He-Man! But in order for Spoonman to fully regenerate he has to remove his underwear with chocolate covered bananas. So he did. And it caused earth to asplode but not really.

Anyway where was Batman during this space invasion on planet Myrmadoo Prime? In the bathroom. But also in THE ETERNITY FLUX! Why was batman eating small children kicking old threads? Because it's Batman.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: fruckert on September 07, 2009, 05:33:40 AM
New story starts.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Bluhman on September 07, 2009, 11:57:39 AM
New story starts. Charles Dickens inspired this
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: blue_emerald777 on September 07, 2009, 01:15:58 PM
New story starts. Charles Dickens inspired this horribly mutated story
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Bluhman on September 07, 2009, 02:31:00 PM
New story starts. Charles Dickens inspired this horribly mutated story known as X-men.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: blue_emerald777 on September 07, 2009, 09:05:40 PM
New story starts. Charles Dickens inspired this horribly mutated story known as X-men. The X-men are
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: fruckert on September 07, 2009, 09:19:39 PM
New story starts. Charles Dickens inspired this horribly mutated story known as X-men. The X-men are Herbert Petofil, Scott Fitzgerald, and
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: luigifan33 on September 07, 2009, 09:27:29 PM
New story starts. Charles Dickens inspired this horribly mutated story known as X-men. The X-men are Herbert Petofil, Scott Fitzgerald, and your mom in
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: blue_emerald777 on September 07, 2009, 09:37:10 PM
New story starts. Charles Dickens inspired this horribly mutated story known as X-men. The X-men are Herbert Petofil, Scott Fitzgerald, and your mom in a secret disguise.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: lilsniffs3 on September 19, 2009, 11:09:57 PM
New story starts. Charles Dickens inspired this horribly mutated story known as X-men. The X-men are Herbert Petofil, Scott Fitzgerald, and your mom in a secret disguise. Lilsniffs kicked this
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: fruckert on September 20, 2009, 12:33:08 AM
New story starts. Charles Dickens inspired this horribly mutated story known as X-men. The X-men are Herbert Petofil, Scott Fitzgerald, and your mom in a secret disguise. Lilsniffs kicked this cut little kitten
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Bluhman on September 20, 2009, 07:18:00 AM
New story starts. Charles Dickens inspired this horribly mutated story known as X-men. The X-men are Herbert Petofil, Scott Fitzgerald, and your mom in a secret disguise. Lilsniffs kicked this cut little kitten and healed it!
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: fruckert on September 20, 2009, 07:19:12 AM
New story starts. Charles Dickens inspired this horribly mutated story known as X-men. The X-men are Herbert Petofil, Scott Fitzgerald, and your mom in a secret disguise. Lilsniffs kicked this cut little kitten and healed it! Then, the evil
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Bluhman on September 20, 2009, 07:22:01 AM
New story starts. Charles Dickens inspired this horribly mutated story known as X-men. The X-men are Herbert Petofil, Scott Fitzgerald, and your mom in a secret disguise. Lilsniffs kicked this cut little kitten and healed it! Then, the evil sergal said, "I
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: fruckert on September 20, 2009, 07:25:12 AM
New story starts. Charles Dickens inspired this horribly mutated story known as X-men. The X-men are Herbert Petofil, Scott Fitzgerald, and your mom in a secret disguise. Lilsniffs kicked this cut little kitten and healed it! Then, the evil sergal said, "I am...Sparta! Fear
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: MissingName on September 20, 2009, 01:42:40 PM
New story starts. Charles Dickens inspired this horribly mutated story known as X-men. The X-men are Herbert Petofil, Scott Fitzgerald, and your mom in a secret disguise. Lilsniffs kicked this cute little kitten and healed it! Then, the evil sergal said, "I am...Sparta! Fear my infected toe!"
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: ellie-is on October 28, 2009, 05:59:44 PM
New story starts. Charles Dickens inspired this horribly mutated story known as X-men. The X-men are Herbert Petofil, Scott Fitzgerald, and your mom in a secret disguise. Lilsniffs kicked this cute little kitten and healed it! Then, the evil sergal said, "I am...Sparta! Fear my infected toe! This will not
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Bluhman on October 29, 2009, 02:14:35 AM
New story starts. Charles Dickens inspired this horribly mutated story known as X-men. The X-men are Herbert Petofil, Scott Fitzgerald, and your mom in a secret disguise. Lilsniffs kicked this cute little kitten and healed it! Then, the evil sergal said, "I am...Sparta! Fear my infected toe! This will not impregnate you." She
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: MissingName on October 29, 2009, 11:16:17 AM
New story starts. Charles Dickens inspired this horribly mutated story known as X-men. The X-men are Herbert Petofil, Scott Fitzgerald, and your mom in a secret disguise. Lilsniffs kicked this cute little kitten and healed it! Then, the evil sergal said, "I am...Sparta! Fear my infected toe! This will not impregnate you." She opens the door
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: ellie-is on October 29, 2009, 02:21:33 PM
New story starts. Charles Dickens inspired this horribly mutated story known as X-men. The X-men are Herbert Petofil, Scott Fitzgerald, and your mom in a secret disguise. Lilsniffs kicked this cute little kitten and healed it! Then, the evil sergal said, "I am...Sparta! Fear my infected toe! This will not impregnate you." She opens the door only to find
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: fruckert on October 29, 2009, 11:39:31 PM
New story starts. Charles Dickens inspired this horribly mutated story known as X-men. The X-men are Herbert Petofil, Scott Fitzgerald, and your mom in a secret disguise. Lilsniffs kicked this cute little kitten and healed it! Then, the evil sergal said, "I am...Sparta! Fear my infected toe! This will not impregnate you." She opens the door only to find an evil Santa Claus.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: RetardedAnimeParody on August 24, 2010, 09:52:07 AM
New story starts. Charles Dickens inspired this horribly mutated story known as X-men. The X-men are Herbert Petofil, Scott Fitzgerald, and your mom in a secret disguise. Lilsniffs kicked this cute little kitten and healed it! Then, the evil sergal said, "I am...Sparta! Fear my infected toe! This will not impregnate you." She opens the door only to find an evil Santa Claus. Then she starts
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: PROGUY on August 27, 2010, 09:25:01 AM
New story starts. Charles Dickens inspired this horribly mutated story known as X-men. The X-men are Herbert Petofil, Scott Fitzgerald, and your mom in a secret disguise. Lilsniffs kicked this cute little kitten and healed it! Then, the evil sergal said, "I am...Sparta! Fear my infected toe! This will not impregnate you." She opens the door only to find an evil Santa Claus. Then she starts to scream because
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: zuhane on August 27, 2010, 12:57:35 PM
New story starts. Charles Dickens inspired this horribly mutated story known as X-men. The X-men are Herbert Petofil, Scott Fitzgerald, and your mom in a secret disguise. Lilsniffs kicked this cute little kitten and healed it! Then, the evil sergal said, "I am...Sparta! Fear my infected toe! This will not impregnate you." She opens the door only to find an evil Santa Claus. Then she starts to scream because her nostrils are
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: fruckert on August 27, 2010, 01:13:08 PM
New story starts. Charles Dickens inspired this horribly mutated story known as X-men. The X-men are Herbert Petofil, Scott Fitzgerald, and your mom in a secret disguise. Lilsniffs kicked this cute little kitten and healed it! Then, the evil sergal said, "I am...Sparta! Fear my infected toe! This will not impregnate you." She opens the door only to find an evil Santa Claus. Then she starts to scream because her nostrils are horrifically, and grotesquely
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: zuhane on August 27, 2010, 04:33:37 PM
New story starts. Charles Dickens inspired this horribly mutated story known as X-men. The X-men are Herbert Petofil, Scott Fitzgerald, and your mom in a secret disguise. Lilsniffs kicked this cute little kitten and healed it! Then, the evil sergal said, "I am...Sparta! Fear my infected toe! This will not impregnate you." She opens the door only to find an evil Santa Claus. Then she starts to scream because her nostrils are horrifically, and grotesquely out of proportion
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Bluhman on August 27, 2010, 04:56:43 PM
New story starts. Charles Dickens inspired this horribly mutated story known as X-men. The X-men are Herbert Petofil, Scott Fitzgerald, and your mom in a secret disguise. Lilsniffs kicked this cute little kitten and healed it! Then, the evil sergal said, "I am...Sparta! Fear my infected toe! This will not impregnate you." She opens the door only to find an evil Santa Claus. Then she starts to scream because her nostrils are horrifically, and grotesquely out of proportion to her butt.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: zuhane on August 27, 2010, 10:51:37 PM
New story starts. Charles Dickens inspired this horribly mutated story known as X-men. The X-men are Herbert Petofil, Scott Fitzgerald, and your mom in a secret disguise. Lilsniffs kicked this cute little kitten and healed it! Then, the evil sergal said, "I am...Sparta! Fear my infected toe! This will not impregnate you." She opens the door only to find an evil Santa Claus. Then she starts to scream because her nostrils are horrifically, and grotesquely out of proportion to her butt. But my granddad
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: WarxePB on September 16, 2010, 07:28:00 AM
New story starts. Charles Dickens inspired this horribly mutated story known as X-men. The X-men are Herbert Petofil, Scott Fitzgerald, and your mom in a secret disguise. Lilsniffs kicked this cute little kitten and healed it! Then, the evil sergal said, "I am...Sparta! Fear my infected toe! This will not impregnate you." She opens the door only to find an evil Santa Claus. Then she starts to scream because her nostrils are horrifically, and grotesquely out of proportion to her butt. But my granddad sodomized an elk
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Bluhman on September 16, 2010, 07:30:22 AM
New story starts. Charles Dickens inspired this horribly mutated story known as X-men. The X-men are Herbert Petofil, Scott Fitzgerald, and your mom in a secret disguise. Lilsniffs kicked this cute little kitten and healed it! Then, the evil sergal said, "I am...Sparta! Fear my infected toe! This will not impregnate you." She opens the door only to find an evil Santa Claus. Then she starts to scream because her nostrils are horrifically, and grotesquely out of proportion to her butt. But my granddad sodomized an elk with pliers. Amazingly,
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: WarxePB on September 16, 2010, 07:35:58 AM
New story starts. Charles Dickens inspired this horribly mutated story known as X-men. The X-men are Herbert Petofil, Scott Fitzgerald, and your mom in a secret disguise. Lilsniffs kicked this cute little kitten and healed it! Then, the evil sergal said, "I am...Sparta! Fear my infected toe! This will not impregnate you." She opens the door only to find an evil Santa Claus. Then she starts to scream because her nostrils are horrifically, and grotesquely out of proportion to her butt. But my granddad sodomized an elk with pliers. Amazingly, the Nostalgia Critic
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: zuhane on September 16, 2010, 08:45:23 AM
New story starts. Charles Dickens inspired this horribly mutated story known as X-men. The X-men are Herbert Petofil, Scott Fitzgerald, and your mom in a secret disguise. Lilsniffs kicked this cute little kitten and healed it! Then, the evil sergal said, "I am...Sparta! Fear my infected toe! This will not impregnate you." She opens the door only to find an evil Santa Claus. Then she starts to scream because her nostrils are horrifically, and grotesquely out of proportion to her butt. But my granddad sodomized an elk with pliers. Amazingly, the Nostalgia Critic could not eat
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: coreystranick on September 16, 2010, 02:46:15 PM
New story starts. Charles Dickens inspired this horribly mutated story known as X-men. The X-men are Herbert Petofil, Scott Fitzgerald, and your mom in a secret disguise. Lilsniffs kicked this cute little kitten and healed it! Then, the evil sergal said, "I am...Sparta! Fear my infected toe! This will not impregnate you." She opens the door only to find an evil Santa Claus. Then she starts to scream because her nostrils are horrifically, and grotesquely out of proportion to her butt. But my granddad sodomized an elk with pliers. Amazingly, the Nostalgia Critic could not eat the fresh Balut (http://www.weird-food.com/weird-food-bird.html)

Click the word Balut to find out what it is.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: fruckert on September 16, 2010, 09:42:40 PM
New story starts. Charles Dickens inspired this horribly mutated story known as X-men. The X-men are Herbert Petofil, Scott Fitzgerald, and your mom in a secret disguise. Lilsniffs kicked this cute little kitten and healed it! Then, the evil sergal said, "I am...Sparta! Fear my infected toe! This will not impregnate you." She opens the door only to find an evil Santa Claus. Then she starts to scream because her nostrils are horrifically, and grotesquely out of proportion to her butt. But my granddad sodomized an elk with pliers. Amazingly, the Nostalgia Critic could not eat the fresh Balut and thus, grotesquely
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: MissingName on September 17, 2010, 09:27:07 PM
New story starts. Charles Dickens inspired this horribly mutated story known as X-men. The X-men are Herbert Petofil, Scott Fitzgerald, and your mom in a secret disguise. Lilsniffs kicked this cute little kitten and healed it! Then, the evil sergal said, "I am...Sparta! Fear my infected toe! This will not impregnate you." She opens the door only to find an evil Santa Claus. Then she starts to scream because her nostrils are horrifically, and grotesquely out of proportion to her butt. But my granddad sodomized an elk with pliers. Amazingly, the Nostalgia Critic could not eat the fresh Balut and thus, grotesquely vomited into his
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Bluhman on September 17, 2010, 09:57:22 PM
New story starts. Charles Dickens inspired this horribly mutated story known as X-men. The X-men are Herbert Petofil, Scott Fitzgerald, and your mom in a secret disguise. Lilsniffs kicked this cute little kitten and healed it! Then, the evil sergal said, "I am...Sparta! Fear my infected toe! This will not impregnate you." She opens the door only to find an evil Santa Claus. Then she starts to scream because her nostrils are horrifically, and grotesquely out of proportion to her butt. But my granddad sodomized an elk with pliers. Amazingly, the Nostalgia Critic could not eat the fresh Balut and thus, grotesquely vomited into his stupid, disbanded nation.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: zuhane on September 17, 2010, 11:47:11 PM
New story starts. Charles Dickens inspired this horribly mutated story known as X-men. The X-men are Herbert Petofil, Scott Fitzgerald, and your mom in a secret disguise. Lilsniffs kicked this cute little kitten and healed it! Then, the evil sergal said, "I am...Sparta! Fear my infected toe! This will not impregnate you." She opens the door only to find an evil Santa Claus. Then she starts to scream because her nostrils are horrifically, and grotesquely out of proportion to her butt. But my granddad sodomized an elk with pliers. Amazingly, the Nostalgia Critic could not eat the fresh Balut and thus, grotesquely vomited into his stupid, disbanded nation. In Germany, molesting
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Bluhman on September 18, 2010, 05:04:00 AM
New story starts. Charles Dickens inspired this horribly mutated story known as X-men. The X-men are Herbert Petofil, Scott Fitzgerald, and your mom in a secret disguise. Lilsniffs kicked this cute little kitten and healed it! Then, the evil sergal said, "I am...Sparta! Fear my infected toe! This will not impregnate you." She opens the door only to find an evil Santa Claus. Then she starts to scream because her nostrils are horrifically, and grotesquely out of proportion to her butt. But my granddad sodomized an elk with pliers. Amazingly, the Nostalgia Critic could not eat the fresh Balut and thus, grotesquely vomited into his stupid, disbanded nation. In Germany, molesting is legal, because
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on September 19, 2010, 09:57:53 PM
New story starts. Charles Dickens inspired this horribly mutated story known as X-men. The X-men are Herbert Petofil, Scott Fitzgerald, and your mom in a secret disguise. Lilsniffs kicked this cute little kitten and healed it! Then, the evil sergal said, "I am...Sparta! Fear my infected toe! This will not impregnate you." She opens the door only to find an evil Santa Claus. Then she starts to scream because her nostrils are horrifically, and grotesquely out of proportion to her butt. But my granddad sodomized an elk with pliers. Amazingly, the Nostalgia Critic could not eat the fresh Balut and thus, grotesquely vomited into his stupid, disbanded nation. In Germany, molesting is legal, because the people would
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Bluhman on September 19, 2010, 10:00:32 PM
New story starts. Charles Dickens inspired this horribly mutated story known as X-men. The X-men are Herbert Petofil, Scott Fitzgerald, and your mom in a secret disguise. Lilsniffs kicked this cute little kitten and healed it! Then, the evil sergal said, "I am...Sparta! Fear my infected toe! This will not impregnate you." She opens the door only to find an evil Santa Claus. Then she starts to scream because her nostrils are horrifically, and grotesquely out of proportion to her butt. But my granddad sodomized an elk with pliers. Amazingly, the Nostalgia Critic could not eat the fresh Balut and thus, grotesquely vomited into his stupid, disbanded nation. In Germany, molesting is legal, because the people would revolt, otherwise.

Beyond
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: PROGUY on October 20, 2010, 05:22:46 AM
New story starts. Charles Dickens inspired this horribly mutated story known as X-men. The X-men are Herbert Petofil, Scott Fitzgerald, and your mom in a secret disguise. Lilsniffs kicked this cute little kitten and healed it! Then, the evil sergal said, "I am...Sparta! Fear my infected toe! This will not impregnate you." She opens the door only to find an evil Santa Claus. Then she starts to scream because her nostrils are horrifically, and grotesquely out of proportion to her butt. But my granddad sodomized an elk with pliers. Amazingly, the Nostalgia Critic could not eat the fresh Balut and thus, grotesquely vomited into his stupid, disbanded nation. In Germany, molesting is legal, because the people would revolt, otherwise.

Beyond the universe, a
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: drenrin2120 on October 20, 2010, 05:03:56 PM
New story starts. Charles Dickens inspired this horribly mutated story known as X-men. The X-men are Herbert Petofil, Scott Fitzgerald, and your mom in a secret disguise. Lilsniffs kicked this cute little kitten and healed it! Then, the evil sergal said, "I am...Sparta! Fear my infected toe! This will not impregnate you." She opens the door only to find an evil Santa Claus. Then she starts to scream because her nostrils are horrifically, and grotesquely out of proportion to her butt. But my granddad sodomized an elk with pliers. Amazingly, the Nostalgia Critic could not eat the fresh Balut and thus, grotesquely vomited into his stupid, disbanded nation. In Germany, molesting is legal, because the people would revolt, otherwise.

Beyond the universe, a monstrous conglomerate of