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Off-Topic => All of all! => Forum gaming => Topic started by: Fisherson on April 15, 2009, 01:27:09 AM
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In this game you must post an action,but it must macth up with previous poster's action. An example:
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Dragoon10: *Use jump*
Darkmoogle: *Casts Fira on Dragoon10 while in air*
RedmagikerLOR: *Casts Reflect on Dragoon10*
Dark: *Is scroched*
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Give it a try!
Fish: *Shoots Dice*
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Fruckert:*runs in way*
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Mick Grey: *Pursues*
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Marcus: *trips Fruckert*
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Rahl: Casts float on fruckert before he hits the ground.
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Fruckert:*starts floating away, due to the spell being too strong*
OOC: This reminds me of Charades. I like it.
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Rahl: Casts Beast of Burden on Fruckert bringing him back to the ground once more.
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Fruckert: *crashes down to earth, breaking bones*
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Jet: *Pummels Fruckert*
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Rusty: *Shocks Jet*
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Gix: *bites Jet, ripping arm off*
(Gix is Fruckert's pet)
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Jet and Mick (Double Team!): *shoot Gix simultaneously, putting it out of its misery*
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Rahl: Rams spiked metal pole up Jets arse.
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David: *Laughs uncontrollably*
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Fruckert:*eats a cod*
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Rahl: Casts plague on the cod.
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GM: Eveyone is turned into a cod exept Rusty (He's a imune to most tranformation spells).
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Rahl: *Screams "Banki"* Transforming self into next level of self and back into a human. More powerful than ever.
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Rune: Runs over Rahl with a snowmobile
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Rahl: In deep pain, gets up once more.
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Rusty: *Treads over Rahl grinding him into the dirt again*
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Rahl: Gets up from the dirt and shoves the end of his katana into Fish's right shoulder.
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Darkfox: Casts Heal on Fish to evade major injury. (What? I'm a priest/holyman, it's one of the things I do. :S)
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Rahl: Realizes blade is still in when heal is applied, and is now attached to sword.
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Darkfox: Realizing his error of logic freaks out slightly then casts Dismerge.
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Rahl: "Thanks" plunges the blade once more into Fish's shoulder
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Moist Oxygen: *rusts Rahl's blade, and it snaps*
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David: *Force heals shoulder* Now I have, Hollowsbane! *Ignites Lightsaber* *Evin grin*
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Rahl: Looks at sword, and then runs away as fast as he can to get it fixed.
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Angel Walter: *has just arrived to see room full of cod and jedi* 'What the funk is going on?'
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Rahl: Turn his head around in mid-flight screaming "Im going to get my sword fixed"
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Metal eater: Ummm sword! *Bites into Rahl's sword*
David: Don't worry I'll save-hey, Angel! Whatcha doing here? *Chats with Angel while Rahl faces off against the Metal eater*
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Rahl: Sends a wave of pure consentrated spirit energy into metal eater, cutting him in half.
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uilo:*Shoots a missile to metal eater* hi ppl i came from nowhere to help you!
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Metal eater: Gyaahh! *Is killed*
David: Yes!
Metal eater: *Splits in two*
David: WTF? *Slahes with Lightsaber*
Metal eater: *Splits in two and then splite in four*
Metal eaters: *Smiles*
David: Oh ****
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Smoke: You are doing it all wrong! Behold as a true master of air and mist show-
Darkfox: Just get on with it!
Smoke: ...T_T *snaps finger sending a wave of black mist from his hand at the Metal eaters*
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Fruckert:*runs into smoke like a dumbass*
Gix:*Eats steak :O :| :O :|*
P.S., the :O :| :O :| is supposed to be some dude eating.
Use your imagination
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Rahl: Eats a turkey sandwhich while Rongiku repairs sword.
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Smoke: *falls on his face* Why you...! How dare you run into in the middle of a fight! *pushes himself up with black steam and throws Fruckert on Gix's plate* ... *looks at turkey sandwhich then pulls out a mangled peanut butter and jelly sandwhich from one of his coat pockets, walks over to Rahl looking down at him through the tinted lenses of his gas-mask and hands it out* Trade?
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Rahl: "Sure" Grabs PBJ sandwhich takes a bite then spits on turkey sandwich. "All yours mate."
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Smoke: ... ... ... *looks at the sandwich then at Rahl then* well... ... ... ... ... ... ... *creates a replica sword like Rahl's from black mist solidifying it into a kind of crystaline construction and swings it around* look what you don't got! Look what you don't got! Nyah nyah nyah! Aint got no sword! Ain't got no sword!
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Rahl: "Oh but I still have my mask" Releases spiritual pressure bringing smoke to his knees and hands smoke a clean sandwich.
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Smoke: Yeah, thanks... *draws up his gas-mask releasing some black mist and begins eating sandwich*
Darkfox: *points at metal eaters* Guys... -_- Oh whatever. *creates spirit-saber by gathering spiritual energy and swings sending a wave at the metal eaters*
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uilo:I think it was dead! *looks around* hiyaa!! *jumps to the metal eater with duals swords* i´m gonna teach how to be quiet!
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Rahl: "Just spit on them they'll rust, just as all things in shall do."
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Angel Walter: *Finishes chatting to Dave and uses alchemy to seal 1.5 metal eaters in a big hole in the ground* 'That'll buy us some time! Let's get Ramen!'
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Rahl: Looks over at Dark Fox, "I wonder if metal eaters are carniverous anyways...?"
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Angel Walter: *Pauses whilst eating ramen* 'Good question! But I wanna know if they eat ramen! MINE!'
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Darkfox: Well, they are called metal eaters. Maybe they just eat metal?
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Zuhane chokes on his own face.
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uilo:*inside metal eater* WHO SEALED THIS THING?! GET ME THE F*** OUTTA HERE!!! *prepares Final Flash*
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Rahl: "I don't suppose they would have the digestive tracks for organic material. Hmm."
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DedlellyDeth replies, "Digestive tracks? Metal eaters? THAT'S GENIOUS!"
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Rahl: "Lol,... Sword should almost be done..."
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Smoke: ...hm... metal eaters eat metal... no digestion of orga... AH! *sends out a wave of black steam and starts to bombard the metal eaters with the black material solidified* Haha! Try eating organic carbon!
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Angel Walter: 'WOW! That's pretty!' *Begins drawing very complex transmutation circle and setting up alchemical equipment*
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Fruckert:*runs screaming onto the scream, all the while on flames*
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Rahl: Eats sandwixh quietlly.
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Angel Walter: *pulls fire extinguisher out of pocket and douses fruckert* 'Now where was I?'
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David: You were making a big transmutation array, weren't you? *Stares at charred Fruckert* I wonder what charbroiled Dwarf tastes like?
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Angel Walter: *looks at huge mass of chalk and testubes on floor* Oh, yeah! Thanks! I think it'll taste like coleslaw pizza!
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David: *Sicked* What? How cou you do that to pizza?!
Rusty: Beep bloop!
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Angel Walter: 'I didn't! As far as I know no-one did!' *Continues working on circle*
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David: Well good. It'd be as wrong as human transmutation. *Wathes Angel draw*
Cloaked dude: He he he! 'they thought the metal eaters were bad, just wait until the see what i have in store next"
Rusty: Whsitle? Beep beep bop!
David: Hm? Somthing in the bushes?
Cyclops: ROAAAAAR!
Rusty: Bloop whoop whoop!
David: Gaaah! Angel, i could use your help on this one.
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Angel Walter: 'Yes sir!' *Mixes a phoenix down and a (holy) hand-grenade to create a blinding firebomb* 'WOW!' *Notes down results in a small notebook*
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Cyclops OUCH! *Take minor damge* GAOOR!
David: Why does this feel so familar? Oh well *Ignites saber* Haaah! *Preforms a flurry of slahess using Ko-Adun style Lightsaber attacks*
Rusty: Beep beep! *Use mini canon
Fruckert: Eh? A epic boss battle and I'm not in on it? My dwarven fathers shall be ashamed: *Runs into cyclops swinging both axes*
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Angel Walter: 'Hmmm...' *Uses alchemy to create massive (yet surprisingly light) greatsword*
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Cyclops: Huh?
Angel: Take that! *Slashes at knee caps*
Cyclops: D'ow! Grrr!!
Angel: " ^ ^ Oh boy...
David: Run, Angel!
Angel: Yipes! *Runs away*
Cyclops: Oh no you don't! *grabs Angel*
Angel: Aaaaaaah! Put me down, you behemoth!
Cyclops: Okay! *Opens mouth*
Angel: :O Wait a minute!
David: Hey! Put him down, you one-eyed blue people eater!
Frucket: Hey, David. I think it's time for some crazy scheme.
David: But we don't have Rahl, nor is this the-
Fruck: Blast it! There's not time to debate! We have to save him!
David: Oh! You're right. After all..
Fruckert: We're the Brotherhood of the Blade!
David: Okay! Rusty, transform to cannon mode!
Rusty: Whistle! *Transforms in a canon*
Cyclops: Huh? How's that going to help?
Angel: I have no idea, but David's ideas are usually brilliant..
Fruck: *Climbs into canon* Ready?
David: Ready! How about you, Rusty?
Rusty: Beep boodle doo!
Fruckert: Fire!!
Rusty: *Fires Dwarf cannon ball*
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This is a goddamn RP. Please move this.
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Rahl: Sits eating sandwhich quietly, then tips over a bucket of cold water which continues to flow over talk other transmutation circle horribly deforming it. Continues to chew turkey.
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This is a goddamn RP. Please move this.
Since you seem to be our unofficial historian, isn't the Pub in Forum games also?
(note-not trying to be cynical, srsly)
*ahem*
Fruckert:*SCREAMS!!!!1!!!*
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Since you seem to be our unofficial historian, isn't the Pub in Forum games also?
That is correct and not something I like.
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Angel Walter:*notices growing puddle of water* 'Alright, who did that? Whoever it was, they're gonna pay!' *drops heavily concentrated acid into cyclops' mouth*
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That is correct and not something I like.
You don't have to come here if you don't like it.
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Cyclops: Yum! Huuuh? *melts* NOOOOOoooooo
Angel: Dah dah dun dah da DA!
David: Huh? That was almost too easy. Wait were'd Fruck go?
Rusty: Beep boop!
David: Hm? *Put on binouculars* Hey there's a red Dwarf in the sky!
Angel: Realy? The're incredbly rare. leme see. *Takes binouculars* Wow! It's so....hairy?... ???
David: Uh oh...
Fruck: *shooting into the sky* Heeeeeeelp!!
David and Angel: _sweat_
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Angel Walter: *looks around* 'Weren't there a lot more people here?' *shrugs and begins work on new even more copmplicated circle*
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Fruckert:*screams some more, than crashes into a conveniently placed cliff, right above what appears to be a secret entrance o.O*
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You don't have to come here if you don't like it.
I meant that I don't like that this isn't in RP. This thread is fine.
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"Back on topis"
Rahl: Walks over next to David and picks up rusty. "Hey man you gonna use the news paper?"
David: "Nah, here"
Rahl: "Thanks" Lifts the top of rusty's head off and walks behind the nearest tree for some privacy...
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Angel Walter: 'That's NOT gonna do any good for his circuits...' *adds pentagram to middle of circle*
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Rahl: Wierd smells begin to drift from said tree.
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*follows the smell in hopes of finding food...for his horse...(it's a growth, thanks)*
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Rahl: From behind tree says, "Dont look if you don't want to be dissipointed."
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Entity³: *walks up looking like he just got out of bed and just stares at the transmutation circle* ... *looks over at the melted cyclops* ...ehhhhhhhhh... *looks at fruckert slammed into a cliffside* ...huh... An alchemist's life is full of... *looks around* stuff. *raises an eyebrow*
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Rahl: Walks out from behind tree and puts lid back on rusty. "Thanks David I just 20 pounds on the shatfast diet."
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*Chasing his horse which is running to the tree*
*screaming*: Come back you dumb-fcuk!...unless you ENJOY being disappointed (>_<)'
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Jet: *Shoots Kessembi with shotgun* Oops... I intended for that to be fatal... *Aims*
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Smoke: *stuffs the barrel of the shotgun with soot and dirt causing it to explode leaving JeT in blackface like in the cartoons* I know, I'm despicable.
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Angel Walter: *yawns and continues work on circle* 'After a while all this random stuff blurs into the one big, messy dream known as boredom...'
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Jet: *Throws the deceased Gix (Page 1) at Angel Walter* Dream that you nefarious renegade!
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Angel Walter: *Uses spinning kick to propel Gix's corpse back at Jet* 'My dreams are normally more interesting than flying cadavers.'
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Trymaker: *Catches Gix's corpse* I can use this in my Sonic/Mario/Zelda/X-Men collab game! :D
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Angel Walter: 'Wow. I'll be interested to see how he manages to get them all together without being too fan-ficcy...' *Adds octagon to circle*
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Entity³: *picks up a few rocks and dirt then holds his hands close together suspending them in the air creating glowing symbols around them and combining them, forming gears arranged together like in a watch, then starts to form a frame and then covering of a small robotic spider run on clockwork*
Smoke: Hey, not bad for a little girl.
Entity³: >_<# GIRL!? G-GIRL!? I'm a boy dammit! *punches Smoke*
Announcer: K.O.!
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Angel Walter: *Looks at entity3 with great interest* 'I like the spider! You also have good fighting form. Wanna spar?'
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Entity³: Alright, despite my looks and short stature, I'm pretty skilled. Just no grabbing of the ears, hair, or tail. I hate reattaching those, especially my head.
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Mick Grey: Hm... I can use this in my investigation... *Yanks off Entity³'s tail* Now that Nuu'Rae sonovabitch will be mine!
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Angel Walter: *Takes up battle stance* 'Okay. Let's go! But first...' *Grabs Entity3's tail from Mick and returns it to it's rightful owner*
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Entity³: >_<;; Thanks... *reattaches it then gets into fighting stance* alright I'm ready now.
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Angel Walter: *Begins battle by running at Entity3* 'Alright!'
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Entity³: *runs at Angel* Alright! *jumps up twisting around in mid-air and throws a kick at Angel*
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Fruckert: *falls conveniently right in the middle of group, then somehow spontaneously combusts*
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Rahl: Sits and watches fight throwing bannana peels at the feet of the contenders when needed.
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*chuckles nervously as his horse runs in the mist of the fight grabbing random banana peels*
Kessembi: Heh-heh...a banana peel? or a the horn of a mutated horse?
*searches for a cigarette*
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Angel Walter: *Conviniently slipping to avoid Entity3's kick* 'Nope! Definitely banana peels!' * Rubs backside and swings a punch at Entity3*
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Entity³: *Is hit, stumbles a bit slipping on a banana peel himself going into a spin* Uwaaaa!? *his tail swings around at Angel*
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Angel Walter: *Doesn't quite manage to duck Entity3's tail* 'Aah!' *Manages to turn fall into backflip and helps Entity3 up*
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Entity³: Thanks... we can't really do much in these conditions, so I have a suggestion. Lets use the guy throwing the banana peels as a practice dummy. *snickers*
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Rahl: Watches joyously as the conflict builds still throwing banna peels, and wonders where david is lately...
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*can't seem to find a cigarette*
*curses silently to himself*
*stares longingly at the flying banana peels...*
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Rahl: Walks over and hands kessembi a treasure map where he can find an uneaten bannana, in the bowels of africa.
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Angel Walter: *Wakes up after slipping on peel and falling unconcious* ' Oh, that is IT!' * Dashes at Rahl*
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Rahl: Throws a handful of fish at angel walter.
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Terradont: *Appears out of nowhere, blocking Rahl's fishes with a pineapple*
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Rahl: Stares and walks away.
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Fruckert:*Runs in the middle of the scene, then shoots a random zombie that appeared out of nowhere in the face with a cannonball. It appears there are more :o"
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Bluhman: *Bursts in as a vampire and begins dance to 'Thriller' with the Zombies.*
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Terradont: *Dresses up as a zombie and starts dancing with Bluhman.*
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Angel Walter: *thanks Terradont and steps around dancing undead to confront Rahl* ' Okay... Game time!' *sets sight on Rahl* ((why a flintlock? Because they're awesome!))
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Rahl: Continues to dance with the undead, and starts moonwalking.
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Angel Walter: *Is unfazed by moonwalk and takes a chunk out of Rahl's shoulder* 'Next time, I'm hitting somewhere more important. and more painful!' *Punches passing zombie in the face before it leaves teethmarks in his sleeve*
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*Post up sign saying: Gone Chain Gaming be back in a week (hopefully)*
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Entity³: Dancing zombies... moonwalking... wait... zombies?! *runs around yelling attacking zombies at random* YOU WILL NOT BITE ME! YOU NOT INFECT ME! UWAAAAA!
Smoke: You do know that your IMMUNE... right? O_o
Entity³: ...um...
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Angel Walter: *Facepalms* 'I was just killing them if they were going for me' * Dispatches another*
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Entity³: Oh right... *sweatdrop* and being made with alchemy renders me immune to being infected. So I guess I really have nothing to fear from zombies...
Smoke: Other than being eaten. Then again, they'd probably get sick on you. XD
Entity³: -_-# *bites Smoke's arm*
Smoke: Gyaaaa!! *runs around trying to shake Entity³ off*
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Angel Walter: *Rolls eyes* 'Uh, guys? ZOMBIES? It's bad enough having to fight them without you two attacking eachother!'
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Entity³: *lets go of Smoke* Oh right! *holds up his hand gathering it into a created form of metallic blue discus then spins around throwing it at the zombies*
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Angel Walter: *Goes into complex series of rolls and flips to avoid blue discus* ' I wish there weren't so many zombies! I always end up standing in front of one!' *Grabs zombie and flips it over head into other zombies*
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Entity³: Hm... think you can get them to gather together in a tight group then jump out? I have an idea. *holds his hands together, doing something similar to what he did to make the mechanical spider*
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Angel Walter: *Begins rummaging through pockets* 'Sounds like a plan! Hmmm... No BBQ sauce isn't a good idea... AH!' *Pulls out small box with a red button on and runs towards the largest group of zombies*
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Smoke: What is that? What is this plan you speak of? *a zombie comes up from behind him trying to bite him in which he punches it in the face but gets the head stuck to his fist* ... ... ... *jaw drops* O_O *swings his hand around until the head dislodges* gross! What even keeps these things mobile? The muscle tissue should be so decayed they wouldn't even be able to get up. O_o Unless there's a necromancer nearby.
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Angel Walter: 'First things first, the plan: y'know the urge everyone gets to press big red buttons? It doesn't die!' *Drops box in the middle of the group* 'Zombies are normally the product of magic, or some form of crazy virus. I think we've got the magical ones on our hands.' *A zombie presses the button and it emits a bright flashing light and siren drawing all the zombies towards it*
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Entity³: Nice work! Now just a few more and... *slams his hands against the ground emitting a reddish light that turns the ground at the contact point black, then it travels all the way to the zombies in a line, it spreads out under the whole group of gathered zombies and starts pulling them all under then it solidifies as a form of crystal freezing them in place inside like mosquitoes in amber*
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Hexeus: That was impresive. Wouldn't you say Necro?
Darth Katarn: *Chuckles* Yes. The red headed cross dresser is very powerful. He'd make a good .
Hexeus: Heh. You always were so narow minded. Okay, Walter, was it? You're coming with us. The pointy eared boy can stay if he likes. You can come the easy way, or-*Unholsters 'Fire and Brimstone' twin handguns*- you can come in peices.
Darth Katarn: Yeah. And don't even think of trying anything funny. I'm Darth Varanus' right hand man, and that's saying alot.
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Entity³: Hmph, *vein pops out on his head* are you... overlooking me? Are you ignoring me because I'm short? But thanks for recognizing that I'm a boy.
*a figure lands in front of E3, a skeletal being with a white cloak and dark, it's skull has horns and it has clenched jaws, a purple energy flows from where it's heart should be through it's body seemingly the energy animates it, it has four arms, two folded against it's ribcage, the other two out, in hollow sockets two glowing purple eyes are seen, and it emits a strange aura.*
White Lich: *uses the energy to destroy the remaining undead rather efficiently with blasts of controlled energy then picks up the crystallized zombies and threateningly at Darth Katarn and Hexeus and exhales* What... be... thy intentions...? Who is it... that uses power to reanimate... so haphazardly...?
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Actually, this thread could be the new Pub.
Dedlelly takes a swig of ale.
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Hexeus: Hm? Oh the cat boy is still talking. *All six foot five of hexeus looms ofver Entity3* The big pepole are talking right now, shrimp, so get lost. Now, Alcehmist, come with us.
Darth Katarn: Yes. Lord Void will be very interested in meeting you. *Unhooks Light-chucks*
White lich: Uh? Are we...forgeting some one?
Hexeus: What? Who? All the threats are right in from of me.
White Lich: Why you little *Reach towards Hexeus*
Hexeus: Sigh. Amatuers. *Flameports behind the lich and then drives his sword into the heart of the creature killing it* No where were we?
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Entity3: Whaaaa! You killed the... wait... killed? Isn't a Lich already dead? O_o And uses a container for it's soul to keep from being dispatched easily? O_o
*the bones rattle around*
White Lich: Give me a moment...
Darkfox: *walks up, looks over at Hexeus, then at Darth Katarn* Ah... the old teleport and strike from the back behind trick...
Athena: *climbs up on DF's right shoulder, a rather cute white 4ft tall female creature similar to a cat and a canid, with a tail around 12ft in length with a star on her forehead and belly around her naval, her hair short and eyes closed shut, a rather unusual being* Maybe we should teach them a lesson big brother? They've been real meanies...
Entity3: And I encased the zombies in crystal, created discs and took out most of the zombies.
Darkfox: Don't you get it? They know you are harder to convert...
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Angel Walter: *Snaps* 'WADDYA MEAN CROSS-DRESSER!!!!!!! BY THE TIME I'M FINISHED WITH YOU, THE ONLY FORCE YOU'RE GONNA BE USING IS A FORCED RETREAT!!!' *Draws sword and leaps at Hexeus whilst throwing small capsule*
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Entity3: Wait... wait a minute... he called me SHRIMP!? *right eye twitches* SHRIIIIIIIIMP!? NOBODY CALLS ME SHRIMP! UWAAAAAAAGHHHH!!!! *turns his right hand into a dark blue blade and rushes at Hexeus as well* I'LL SHOW YOU SHRIMP WHEN I'VE CUT YOU DOWN TO MY SIZE!
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Angel Walter: *Small capsule explodes with massive force but a small area into which Angel dives striking at Hexeus* 'You think you can scare me? I've looked into the face of terror, and y'know what I said? I said boo!'
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Hexues: *Maniplulates light cuasing all the particules of light around to gather in front of Angel's eyes and blinding him half a second* Heh. Amatuer. *Notices 'cat boy's sword'* Hm?*As Entity3 rushes at Hexues he fails to relize Darth Katarn hurled a vibro axe at him using the force to guide it* Thanks, Mando boy.
Katarn: No problem. Now *Grabs Entity3 the by the throat* Now, Athena, I belive it was? Move and I'll snap your freinds neck. I'm a Sith Lord, so i'll know if your about to move, so don't try anything. You're alreadly causing me to miss my favorite program, so I'm little grumpy. He he he he [/insane]
-- In a clearing four meters away --
Rusty: Beep doodle?
Jet: Shut it.
Rusty: Bloop boop!
Jet: Listen I don't wanna hear it! I'm only wacthing you because Val wouldn't.
Rusty: Tweedle. Beep? Beep! Bop whistle!!
Jet: Hm? *Sees Angel get kicked by Hexeus* Whoa. That guy is pretty tough. *looks down at Rusty* You eant me to help them don't you?
Rusty: Beep boop.
Jet: Grr forget it! I'm Dent. I don't risk my life for pepole I don't even know without the tought of reward. *Tyurns back on battle just as the axe strikes Etity3*
Rusty: Beedle tweet tweet?
Jet: That was diffrent when we helped Val. And If I remeber correctly it went bad too.
Rusty: Beeeeeeeeeeeeep!
Jet: Gaaah! Okay, okay. We'll go help them, but only if you turn that off!
Ruty: beeeep- Boop? Beep boop.
Jet: Great. I'll never live this down. *Unholsters handgun* Let's get this over with. Let's go, Rustbucket.
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Fruckert: *Joins Ded*
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Rahl: "Shrimp are good... Come over here shrimp!"
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Entity³: Guhhh... >_o;; shrimp...? *eye twitch* Shr-imp...!? THAT'S IT! *pops his head off and swings his foot up at Hexeus' face just missing and flipping retrieving his head* So what!? I'm not very big! Big deal! I'm tired of all you tall people thinking you can step all over me! I'm not some puny child you can walk all over! And nobody hurts my friends! *while in the air draws his fist back, dark blue veins popping up in his hand and hardening his fist, then swings down at Hexeus's face with it* And I'm not a CAT!!
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Hexeus: Where'd he *is hit by e3's fist* Guuuuuh! *Fllies back i and colaspes in a heap* uhhhn
Entity3: Hah! Take that you- *Is struck by lightning bolt* Yeeeeeeeooooow!! @ o @ look at pretty colors heh heh *Faints*
Katarn: He he he. I told you not to move. Now dada's upset. *Resumes using Sith Scorcher on E3*
Entity3: Gaaaaaaaaaa!! *Electric discharge sounds*
Katarn: HUA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA FEEL THE MIGHT OF THE DARKSI-*Bullet Rochette's of helmet*-OW dammit!
Jet:....**** looks like that back ally dealer sold me non-armor piercing bullets.
Katarn: Who dares to interrupt my fun?!
Jet: *Sigh* 'Here goes nothing.' That'd be me.
Katarn: And what name should I crave into your headstone, dead man?
Jet: Jethro Ikari, bounty hunter. At your service.
Rusty: Beep bloop!
Jet: And that's Rusty, the astromech droid.
Katarn: *Writes down something on notepad* Jethro and Rusty...that's Jethro with an "o" right?
Jet: O_O;; Oh you were serious about the whole "What name should I carve into your headstone" thing.
Katarn: Well I take my job seriously. I mean I have to with the economy the way it is. Firespray31's cost a lot to fix you know. Do you know what is costs to replace a fog lamp on one of those things?
Jet: Tell me about it. I have to pay double for bullets these days, so I can't just go in guns blazing.
Katarn: Ah but, I hear this new guy in office is going to turn everything around. he's realy good.
Jet: Who? Prpl? Uh...he doesn't even have a dental plan setup. Now Fisherson? That guy was awesome. I heard he had a plan to legalize drinking in public.
Katarn: Fisherson? Bah! He was a hack. If he'd gotten elected we'd be in real trouble.
Jet: Now hold on a minute-
Katarn: Republican Scum.
Jet: Them's fightin' words, friend. *a buzzard cries and western music starts up*
Katarn: I don't think I like your tone, friend. *Oh woowa wawoow*
*Katarn and Jet and Jet and are shown form an overhead view*
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Lich: *gets up again scratchis his skull head, looks over at Smoke who shrugs then a sweatdrop goes down the side of his face* Uh...
Smoke: Eh... where did that yell come from...?
E³: Guys... forgetting... somebody..?
Lich: ...*looks down at him*
E³: Bah... *passes out*
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Angel Walter: *gets up (again)* 'That is IT!' *Sees E3 and rushes over* 'C'mon buddy, snap out of it! I'm gonna need your help!' *Begins rummaging through pockets for more phoenix downs*
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*on top of an old building manning the overhead camera while his mutated horse moniters the soundtrack system*
*sighs*
Kessembi: I really hope he doesn't chew on the wires. That'd suck.
*BGM skips*
Kessembi: K'ODDAMMIT!
*casts [Body Double] on himself*
- The [Body Double] spell obviously makes somewhat of a clone of the caster. Unfortunately, the clone counterpart only has half of the caster's stats...including Intellect -
Kessembi: Ketsu? You watch the camera; I'll take care of the horse. Got it?
Ketsu: D'uuuiiii, got it, boss. Me like fun toy (^_^)'
Kessembi: No, no, no. Not a toy. It's a camera. See those guys down there?
*points at Jet and Katarn*
Ketsu: D'uuuiiii, pretty birdy!
Kessembi: *giant sweat drop* Sometimes I REALLY consider you a fine waste of MP. Why do I even KNOW this spell!? K'OD!!
*BGM skips again - this time it's playing the ABC song*
Kessembi: GRR!
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Yoko the Wolf: *walks up, sits and watches them getting ready for a duel* -Miki's wrong... all I've seen since I've left the pack is even more hate and conflict... humans only care about power, they go for and core for the powerful, be it their magical power, or their prestige... they are so... over-privileged...- tch... *looks saddened* -One like me, with no magical power, no money, no prestige... I'm no princess, no priestess, no prophet, and no sorcerer... not even human, I'm nothing to them...-
Smoke: *does not comprehend Yoko's way of speaking* Eh? What was all that? O_o
Lich: Should we... really be standing here doing nothing? Katarn still has armor on... doesn't that make this duel... one-sided?
E3: *the gem in his forehead blinks and pulses, his eyes are a dark blue, almost black* Twinkle... twinkle... liiiiiitle star... *eyes flicker* FREEDOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!! *eyes flicker dark again and falls back down* how I wonder... what you are...
Smoke: ...creepy... O_o;;
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Katarn: Heh heh. Draw boy.
Jet: Huh? *Looks around* I thought this was duel not an art competition.
Katarn: Grrrr *Reaches for Blaster*
Jet: *Grabs handgun and withdraws it in slow motion*
Katarn: *Raises the Barrel of his blaster level to Jet's chest* Say good night, you dolt!
Jet: *Lighting fast shot* Good night, you dolt! [/mocking]\
Katarn: *Ping* Wha ha ha ha!
Jet: Hmm That's funny, this usually the part where victory music play and boss is defeated.
Katarn: Enough of your jokes! *Fire TTL7 repeating blaster* Die, fool!!
Jet: * Multiple lasers fly towards Jet* Whelp I guess this is it I'd just like to say with my last breath I curse-
???: *Ignites lightsaber and Deflects lasers back at Katarn*
Jet:- Archem-huh? I'm not dead! Hurray! Hey wait a minute! Who are you?
???: What you don't recognize me? *Takes off hood*
Jet: *Gasp* You!
Every else: :O
David: Yep! It's me. Hey ,Rusty, you been keeping jet out of trouble?
Rusty: Beep doodle. Beep beep?
David: Hm? Oh the Chain Game? I'm taking a break for a minute. Besides every knows only a Jedi can defeat a Sith Lord.
Katarn: Well, well, well. You finally show up, Jedi! What took you so long?? Too busy powdering your nose to come save your friend? HA HA HA!!
David: You know, I'm not that afraid of you. I created you for Warped, you're nothing more than a side Villain.
Katarn: Oh yeah! Take this, Jedi dog! *Uses Sith Scorcher*
David: *Catches it on his Lightsaber* Grrrrnnn *Electric discharge* A little help would be nice, Jet!
Jet: Huh? Oh sorry, I though I was actually watching Star Wars 8 for a moment. Hyaaaa *Fires gun repeatedly*
Katarn: *ding* Ow-*ding* Ow-*ding*Ow-*ding* Grrrr *Force Blasts Jet*
Jet: :O Waaaaah! *cashes into the side of a building*
Katarn: HA! What's the mater no joke for thi- *David's saber slices though Katarn's arm* Gaaaaaah!
David: Heh heh. I guess that was a little "underhanded" of me, eh, Katarn?
Katarn: You little! *Force Punches David*
David: *Is kerpowed* Gwafff *Goes flying into the street* Urrnnn
Katarn: Mwa ha ha ha!! None can defeat me! I'm invincebl- *Shock* Ow! Huh? Who did that?? Show yoour self!
Rusty: Beep! Boop!
Katarn: Oh it's just a droid. No need to worry Astromechs are too small to be a threat.
Rusty: Beeep Doop deedle twoop?! Whistle beep bop! *Transfoms into Ion canon*
Katarn: Eh? What in the name of Palpatine-?
Rusty: Beep doo whoop!
Katarn: Oh yeah! You think YOU can stom me?? HA ha ha! So much bravery for one so small.....AND FOOLISH!! *Twin Lightning bolts strike Rusty*
Rusty: Weeeeeeooowww!! Weedle whoop..
Katarn: Now step aside so I can kill you master!
Rusty: *Sparks and sputers* Buzz!
Katarn: Why won't you just flee to safety and leave him to die? You're a machine, you can't feel friendship.
Rusty: Buzzzt Beep boodle! Beep, beep boop bop whoop.
Katarn: You'd give your life for him?....wow that's deep man, maybe I should rconsider my life.......Psyche! *Resumes using Force Lighting on Rusty*
David: Rusty *tries to get up* Grrn No good. Help! Somebody save Rusty!
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Yoko: -So... my life earns purpose in death...?- *rushes to to take the blasts of electricity*
*a pulse of red energy flies across between Katarn and Rusty disrupting the electrical charge, then heavy mechanical footsteps are heard*
Yoko: -Huh...? I expected it to be more painful...?-
Katarn: Another droid?
???: *a large black and red droid with a single red eye, shielding on it's hands, bulky but somehow flexible looking too* 'Observation: It seems you are taking quite a bit of pleasure in torturing one of my own.' *holds out it's hand as a stick springs up and lands in his extended hand, then a pulse of light comes out in one side of the stick like a sickle or scythe, a... light-scythe? then it tilts it's head down some.* 'Introduction: I am SS-02 "Shadow", far more than just an average battle droid...'
Katarn: Hah, just another interruption. Your already black, why don't you just join the Dark Side?
SS-02: 'Sarcasm: Ah yes, join the team the WINNING team.' *chuckles* 'Query: Don't you realize by now that you will only lose in the end? Why would I wish to join a side that can't stop a couple of humans and a droid? What is your point? You mortals never cease to confuse me.' 'Announcement: Anyways... the Light Side pays more, and is less likely to stab me in the back.'
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Angel Walter: 'Aha!' *pulls mega phoenix out of pocket and throws in the air: a wave of fire engulfs the area reviving all the KO'd people* 'Now, let's get down to business. Huh?' *Looks up and sees a one-person star-fighter in in blue and white crash nearby and a single figure parachuting from it, from below everyone hears the figure shouting:*
:'(: 'DAMMIT! WHY DOES THAT ALWAYS HAPPEN! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!' *The figure (now revealed to be a fairly short, slim anthropamorphic cat with white curly hair) lands and says* 'Isaac Wildthorn reporting for duty!'
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Entity³: *pops to his feet* The Ryoten empire rises again! *eyes blink on* Huh? *looks around* Well that was an odd feeling...
Lich: Well, I'm feeling better.
Smoke: But aren't you undead? Undeads are hurt by blessed items!
Lich: I'm a White Lich, I'm purified.
Smoke: Oh... friend of yours, Angel?
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Lich: Now, let my "friend" do away with you...
*Villian enters*
Villian: Mwahaha! Kindom bettr than yurs!
*3 figures enter the room*
Hero: dont worry, he is strong. We take kare of him!
*Hero, Boy solider, Girl soldier, and Villian fight*
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Angel: 'Actually, I've never met this guy in my life!' *Looks at Isaac questioningly* 'Soo... What the hell are you doing here?'
Isaac: 'Umm... :-[ Actually, in case you hadn't noticed, my ride is that burning mass of twisted metal over there... I'm an engineer, not a pilot.' *Shrugs*
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Katarn: Hh oh. I'm outnumbered.
Hexeus: Not realy.
Katarn: Where the **** have you been?!
Hexeus: Huh? Oh I had to Tivo my favorite show.
Katarn: That took you five paragraphs to do?
Hexeus: Not realy, but I swung by McDonald's and got some big macks.
Katarn: This is not time for-did you big macks?
Hexues: Yep. I figured you needed a break, so I picked up lunch.
Katarn: How thoughtful, but who will take care of the Heroes?
Hexeus: *Points to sky* They will.
Katarn: I don't see anything-Ah! now that's more like it!
*five wings of Imperial Landing craft begin to and while a Star Destroyer can be seen in the upper part of the atmosphere*
David: Oh ****! That's never a good thing.
Jet: What that? it's looks kind of small from where I'm sitting.
Rusty: Beep warble
David and here come the storm troopers-wait a minute since when do storm troopers have chicken shaped helmets? ???
Ed troopers: From up! All glory to Darth Ed!
Jet: I thought we annihilated these guys last time.
David: I guess you missed a few thousand. man where are Fruck and Rahl when you need them?
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Angel: 'I can't take much more of this!' *Draws and activates transmutation circle creating another great sword like the one earlier which mysteriously disappeared*
Isaac: *Draws two chunky laser pistols* 'Just what I needed to see, Star Chickens!' *Looks between chicken troopers, evil jedi and massive star destroyer then points at chickens* 'Let's deal with these guys first!'
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Entity³: Hmph! *holds up his hand as he turns red again, a black material engulfing him forming into a suit, a cloak, and finally a helmet with a roand blue visor, his hair still hangs down his back but he seems to have also added extensions into the suit making him seem three feet taller, he then speaks in a deeper voice, less like a kid* I am Regaider, prince of the people! Cease at once or... *a shot goes through his cloak* ...very well! *holds up his hand creating a weird black ball from materials arouns him and throws it towards a group of them creating a smoke screen, then rushes at them, shots and laser fire soon follows along with a lot of impact sounds*
Smoke: Woo! Smoked chicken! *rushes into the fight too*
Lich: Ah, to be young... and alive.
Yoko: o_o
SS-02: 'Assessment: Several ground opposition, several smaller space-faring crafts and a large heavily armed battle platform...' *spins his light-scythe* 'Intimidation: This should be amusing...' *holds out his right hand charging an energy weapon*
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Angel: 'What the heck!?' *Rushes towards melee*
Isaac: *Looking at SS-02* 'If you can get us through this, I'll give you a free upgrade!' *Takes aim*
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SS-02: *pops open a repeating pulse blaster from his hand and starts firing at the storm troopers* 'Assessment: My armoring is effectively reinforced, I fair better against gunfire than flesh, thus I can act as a form of shielding.'
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Angel: *Is outnumbered* 'No way!'
Isaac: 'Sounds good to me! I get kinda nervous in combat situations.' *Takes small tube from belt and presses it against arm to inject highly addictive but usefully calming drug and has a few potshots at the enemy*
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SS-02: 'Observation: You organics have such questionably healthy habits.' *fires at more troopers*
Yoko the Wolf: O_o -What on earth is... going on?-
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Isaac: 'I know, but if I didn't take this, I'd probably be dead by now!' *Spots Yoko* 'Um... Hi? Do you even speak the same language as me? I wish I knew what you were saying, but I only speak Lylat and English!' *Shoots chickens again*
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Yoko: -No, I'm am afraid I cannot speak eith...- *as she says this the words are translated to english by SS-02* -Huh..? Echo? What? Since when did my echoes come in a different language?-
SS-02: 'Observation: Language is fairly primitive but is comparable to many early linguistics. Translation may not be perfect, but it seems accurate.'
Yoko: -I... am not too certain I fully understand what the *metal man* said but I guess it means your able to understand what I'm saying now.-
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Fruckert: *sips ale*
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Ed: *walks in and kidnaps random background character*
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Voice from above: "Haz'aka! We are the scurge of all masses of dirt... er... planets! I am Ymir, conquerer... of... STUFF!" *a mecha a bit larger than SS-02 falls on it's face from a craft then jumps up to it's feet* "Er... I meant to do that!"
Another voice from the mecha: "Whee! Do it again! I liked the BOOM!"
First voice: No Zig! There is no time, first we must crushify rebels... uhhhhh... what are rebels?
Zig: But Ymir... I wanna...
Ymir: Silence! We must follow the plan FOR GALAXY CONQUEREIFYING!
Zig: Oh yeah... waffles... yum...
Ymir: Zig... hm! AHA! These must be the rebels! *the mecha points at David, Angel and the others* We must crushify them!
Zig: I'll fire mah lazors! *giggles*
*the mecha recklessfly fires pulse fire from a turret at the top of it's head*
SS-02: 'Observation: Hm... now we seem to have trouble. Nothing more dangerous than power craving idiots. In an advanced battle armor no less.'
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Rahl: Does the Robot in the background...
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Angel: *Does his best to ignore Rahl and keep fighting* 'Darn! That's all we need!' *Continues fighting*
Isaac: '*to SS-02* Wow! Nice job on the translation! *to Yoko* I'm afraid way you're gonna have to help us fight all these freaks with hi-tech weaponry... You okay with that?' *Looks at battle-mechs and begins looking for structural weakpoints*
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Fruckert: *tries to scream in bag*
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David: *Deflects blaster bolts from Ed troopers* Hyaaa! Man we realy didn't need a another enemy to show up.
Jet: Tell me about it! Between the Ed troops and the giant mecha blowing us to smithereens, we'll be wiped out in mere minutes.
David: Yeah. That mech is a problem. I wonder if I can reason with them?
Jet: *Fires semi automatic into the ed troopers* We need to get to higher ground!
David: *Deflects two bolts into an ed troop* But where?! Were surrounded on all sides, and using a couple of hummers for cover. And they won't last much longer..What's that whining sound?
Jet: What?? *Whining sound becomes a thunderous boom* I can't hear you.
David: Look! What's that? *points to object in sky*
Rusty: Beep? Whistle, beep!
Jet what'd he say?
David: Get down!!
*Seconds later a purple and pink painted Firespray31 drops small bombs on the field clearing a path through it*
David: Who was that?
Jet: I have no clue. But let's hurry up and get out of here before they get back up.
David: Okay. Hey, Angel,Yoko Isaac and anyone else who's alive, follow us!
--- Meanwhille aboard the star destroyer ---
Hexeus: Darn. Look's like a small star ship managed to get down to the planet and kill some of our troops.
Katarn: You're joking. Well I guess it's time to send in the walkers.
Cloaked Creatrue: No.
Katarn: Lord Void, why not?
Void: Because I have a better idea. Send two squardrons of our fighters to the surface. Have the first task force blow up the rebel's alied ship. The second is to go to the city and beggin bombarding it until it is nothign but dust. We will soon have total control of this world.
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--- Back down below ---
SS-02: 'Announcement: I will provide cover...'
Yoko: I... I understand...
E3: Indeed, it seems a call for a strategic retreat!
Smoke: You talk different in that suit...
Ymir: "Sha'kata! Look how the earth stomping monsters flee! Who is crushing who now you GUDRONGS!? Haha! Nobody will look down upon the Kreelee! Nobody will step upon the Kreelee! Nobody will...
Zig: Everybody will give us waffles! With butter! Yay!
Ymir: YES! Waffles! We will have all the waffles we want... AND CONQUEST!
Zig: YAY WAFFLES! But... what about pancakes?
Ymir: Yes, Zig, pancakes too. We'd have the GALAXY.
Zig: Yay! But... I'm hungry now!
Ymir: What about the rations?
Zig: I ate em all.
Ymir: WHAAAAAAAT!? *the mecha rocks around flailing it's arms* ALL?! But that was several months worth!! What in the name of Krala'za have you got for a stomach!?
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Angel: 'These guys are getting on my NERVES!' *Hacks more Ed troopers*
Isaac: *Keeps eye on smouldering heap of wreckage in middle-distance* 'We're going towards my arwing! If I can just fix it up, those Mechs'll be no problem!'
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E³: So your wanting to make that heap into something that ISN'T a heap anymore? Just describe the parts and I'll see what I can do.
*One of the apparently surviving troopers reaches for a blaster on the ground*
Trooper: 'Heh, maybe I can...' *aims*
*Yoko seeing this kicks it aside and kicks him in the face*
Yoko: -No, you may not...-
Ymir: 'Gyaaah! Those two! They are like the predators of our homeworld!! So I see! Our enemies have allied with our natural enemies to have them devourify the Kreelee resistance! Zig! Take aim!'
Zig: 'I don't want to be eatified!' *aims*
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Isaac: 'Waddya mean "heap"!? That "heap" is the remains of a mk.2 Arwing and I'll be able to fix most of it myself! Thanks for the offer though.' *Rushes towards it to inspect parts*
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Entity³: The laser cannons seem to be repairable for the most part, looks like you lost your bomb payload mostly, either that or that was the added "boom" when it crashed. Now, what of the G Diffuser system?
Yoko: -What are those two in that machine talking about now..?-
Ymir: 'You'll stop us with THAT?' *laughs* 'Kreelee engineering is superior! You have a better chance at stopping us with a Shofixti Scout!'
Entity³: 'What do you mean superior engineering? Several of the parts on your machine are useless as they serve no other purpose than to make it seem bigger. Heck, I think many of them are just welded on, purely ornamental. No wonder it maneuvers so horribly.'
Ymir: 'What?! How dare you mock the Kreelee Avatar in such a manner!"
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David: Weild on? Wait a minute. *Uses the force tyo yank of a huge panel of the mecha making it smaller.
Ymir: Gaah! They know our weaknes! Our mission is clear: we must curshify the purple haired shiny sword man!
David: Oh crap. Rusty! I need you to distract the mecha while I pull off the chunks of it's armor
Rusty: Beep doop!
Zig: Waaaffles! *fires at radom*
David: *blocks sevral shots with saber* Haaah! *Force lightnings the mecha's leg*
Jet: This? This is a twinkie.
Zig: What's a twinkie?
Jet: Only the most delcisious thing in the enitre world.
Zig: Ummmmm! Gimme, gimme, gimme!!
Ymir: Stop, you fool! If you leave the mech you'll be eatfied!
Zig but I must have the deliciousness! *Pops hacth*
Jet: Ha! See there,David? I can come up with a clever-
Zig: *TWIIIINKIIEE *Leaps from Mecha and eats twinkie Jet's han and all*
Jet: Huh? *Looks at stub of hand. :'( OWWWWWWWWW!!
Ymir: Cursed purple haired light sword man! Take some of this! *Aims a mecha punch at David*
David: *Giant first looms over David* Huh? Aaaaaaah! *sheilds with arms*
Jet: Hey, Waffle boy! Lookit what I got!
Zig: Waffles? *Sniff sniff* No wait...what is that delecious smell?
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Smoke: 'Wait, something is off about Waffle boy...'
Entity³: 'Something seems a bit off.'
Ymir: *freezes* 'Zig, your a..?!'
Zig: 'A what?' o.o
Ymir: 'I thought you were...!? Just get back in here before they hold you hostage!'
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Isaac: 'That's about seven seperate circuits of your mech blowing because they've been exposed to moisture due to armor-loss! lols...' *attaches more vital parts to ship* 'It's a pity about the bombs though. They're pretty expensive. What about the missiles?'
*At that moment, a large cloud of smog, steam etc. bursts from a nearby clearing*
>:(: *A figure wearing victorian-style garb and a large amount of straps attached to various invaluable articles (pistol, telescope, compass etc.) is seen to stumble from the smoke* 'Mr. Wells, I assure you that if you can't manage to get us back home I'll show you a REAl "War of the Worlds"!' *Notices staring crowd* 'Oh, allow me to intoduce myself: I am Nicodemus Baker and my colleague who is currently cowering inside his chronistic travel contraption is A Mr. Wells. I'm not quite sure of his first name but I believe it begins with an H...'
Angel: 'Am I cracking up?'
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Smoke: '...'
Yoko: '...'
Entity³: 'A... time machine?'
Zig: 'Hello! I am Zig, I like twinkies! Your dressed funny! I wear a flight suit! It's kinda like a jump suit but for flying not jumping! Oh and we're trying to conquer something! I forget what!' ^___^
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Ed: *Climbs out of the time machine.* What's all this, then?
David: *Stabs.*
Ed: Hmm... *falls over and turns into an egg.*
David: ...
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David: Why did I just kill Chicken man?
Rusty: Beep boop!
David: Huh? *Picks up Zig* This is what was trying to kill me? A chipmunk.
Zig: 'Chip?' like chocolate chimp cookies? I love those.
David: 'You know for a fearsome space tyrant, you look kind of cute.
Ymir: be in the putting down of the Zig or I'll blast you!
David: But isn't he-or I mean she your gunner? Without her you can't shoot me, right?
Ymir: Grrrrrr! I, regrettably cannot blasting of you, light sword man..
David: Okay then. Why don't you come out-
Ymir: You can't tell me what to do! I am still in control of this situ-*Laser fire rains down from above* Gaaaaaah *Mech is pounded to it's knees*
David: What the!
*The same Firespray31 flies overhead blasting the pieces off the mech*
Zig: Ymir? Speak to me!
Ymir: *cursing isues forth from the mech* Ooooh! That does it! I've had enough of your pointless resistance! *Grabs the wing of the craft as it passes by* Hah! Now take this!! *Punches the Frespray shortly before a person jettisons from it* BOOOOM!!
Purple Haired woman: That was close.
Ymir: HA! That is right! Fear the mighty Ymi-huh? What are you doing on my arm, strange woman? And Who are you??
Delia: My name is Delia and I'm bounty hunter looking for a couple of guys responsible for the destruction of Paress 32. You wouldn't happen to have seen them would you?
Zig: Parcess? Hey wasn't that a planet we conquered a couple of months ago?
Delia: So it WAS you. I thought i recognize this piece of scrap from before.
Ymir: SCARP?!SCAARRP?! You dare call Kreelee Mechnozied Combat Destroyer, Scrap??! I'll chrushify you little girl. *Throws a hammer punch at Delia*
Delia: Hmph! *waits until the first swells in her vision and then hits the mech's arm with her own fist shattering it's hand*
Ymir: What in blazes?!How did you do that?
Delia: I guess I forgot to mention I'm Dark Jedi and unlike my counterpart I don't spare mercy for those who harm innocent people. *Ignites Double Light Saber* Now, where should I start?
David: Delia? Is that you?
Delia: *looks over her shoulder* Oh! Hey David! How are you doing? Been while, where's ol' white hair?
David: Jet? He's somewhere around here. Why are you here?
Delia: Why don't you ask mister I'm-a'big-mean-alien-who-likes-to-stomp-on-others?
Ymir: Huh? Do you mean me?
Delia: That's right shorty! You killed a good friend of mine. And now I'm taking you in. Come outta of there! *Cuts a hole in the top*
Ymir: Oh no! Wait a minute!
Delia: Too late *Pulls out stun grenade and throws it in the mech* 3...2...annnddd *Bzzzt* Ah! Now I'll finally see the one who killed Angela. *Grabs stunned Ymir* What the-?! You're just a squirrel! A little green one at that!
-- Aboard the star destroyer --
Void: How goes the battle?
Katarn: Not too good. It appears our mech driving nuts have been captured by David Dent's altar ego.
Void: Delia? The one he made for the "Transgender Week"?
Katarn: yes I think so.
Void: Hmm, this could work to our advantage. Beam up David and Delia then order our walkers to advance.
Katarn: Yes sir. You heard the cloaked man, beam them up, Scottie.
Scottie: But<C aptain I cane reach the controls!!
Katarn: *Points blaster riffle in Scotty's face* Does that help in any way?
Scotty: Y-yes s-s-sir! Preparing beam up
-- Back on the planet's surface --
David: Delia, wait, let's talk about this!
Delia: Sorry, David, but they must awnser for what they did. Now get out of- What the? *Is disapeered*
David: Delia! What the-?! Rusty go get Angel tell him to take my ship and-whoooa! *Is disapeered*
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Angel: *Helps Isaac put final part in place* 'Hmm... What the hells going on now? I though we were about to get roasted a battle mech?'
Isaac: *Shrugs* 'I'm takin' down that star destroyer!' *Jumps into cockpit* 'Thanks for your help!' *LIFTOFF! Opens comm-link to destroyer* 'I'm giving you ten seconds to give me a good reason not to destroy you or evacuate! The choice is yours...'
Nicodemus: *Shakes head* I much prefer travelling by airship, don't you agree?'
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Yoko: *to Isaac through SS-02* -Wait, they may have them held hostage...-
--Somewhere aboard the Star Destroyer--
Zig: Wow, sparkly lights then we... wha? Oh! We are aboard the Star... eater? Oh! Star Destroyer! =^_^= Oh-oh! That's bad...
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Void: Indeed it is, my little green friend.
David: Who the heck are you?
Void: I am Lord Void, master of the Endless Night.
Delia: Oh yeah?! Well master this *Withdraws Blaster Pistol*
Void: That will do you no good.
Delia: Maybe, but I think I'll be the- *Blaster is frozen in Delia's hands* Gaah! What in the name of the Sith?
Void: Actually, I didn't use the force, or rather I used a refined force technique that you have neither the talent, nor the lifespan to learn.
Delia: Oh yeah! *Ignites lightsaber* Try this! *aims a high slash Void's mid section and it travels trough his body* Whaat? O_o
Void: Tsk, tsk. Never attack a enemy without knowing his weakness. *Open palm strike to Del's chest*
Delia: Ooofff *crashes into a wall*
David: Delia!
Void: Hmm so you are the mysterious David Dent.
David: Mysterious? I'm a Star Freighter Pilot, what's so mysterious about that?
Void: Hmm and humble too. But I'm not here to discuss your exploits. I'm here to turn you and the young lady to the Dark Side.
David: The Dark Side?
Void: Yes the Dark Side.
David:...Ha ha ha! You gotta be kidding me.
Void: Oh it's no joke. In fact I sense you'll be turning very soon.
David: Okay, listen here, my cloaked friend, you can't turn me to the Dark Side.
Void: Oh no? I think you'll change your mind when you see what I'm about to do. *Taps buttons on console and a TV screen pears on the far side of the room*
David:Impressive I think Seth McFarlane already thought of this.
Void: Ah, but he wasn't pointing two hundred turbo laser batteries at your friend.
David: Huh?? What "friend"?
Void: Why the one who, along with his anthromorph friend are about to blow to slag by 190 of those batteries. *Presses button*
David: No! *ignites Light saber and rushes at Void*
Void: *Smiles beneath the hood* Good. You're training has begun
--- In space --
Angel: Why in the name of Alchemy am I doing this?
Isaac: Because you want to save your friend?
Angel: Right. I just hope Jet and Yoko, figure out how to fly David's ship other wise, we'll be seriously out gunned.
Isaac: Err we may not have to worry about that.
Angel: What, Why?
Isaac: Because the Star destroyer is firing on us!
Angel: Gyaaah! Evasive maneuvers!!
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--- Down below ---
SS-02: 'Observation: It seems those two have come upon enemy fire, unit named Rusty, lead the pilots of choice to the ship, I will give cover to them above...' *jets pop from his back in the shape of wings and from them brilliant blue emissions spark from them and he takes flight*
Smoke: ...I did NOT know he could fly.
Yoko: -How will I be understood now?-
Entity³: From some spare parts I made this little device. *puts like a metallic collar device around Yoko's neck* Now whatever you say will be translated to English.
Yoko: Testing... one tw- hey... o.o it wo- *looks up* there's shooting! We need to get up there...
Entity³: Earlier you seemed to not care.
Yoko: That's about me, not others...
Entity³: You should consider yourself as well as others, if you can't love yourself then...
Yoko: ...I can't truly love others?
Athena: I can sense a fight taking place outside of... and within that craft above, David is being antagonized by a phantasmal entity... the others are with him... I also sense those others as well... huh? There are some others not too far from them... are they allies or enemies? Whoever they are, they are approaching fast...
Yoko: What? How can you see all that? You don't even have your eyes open... or... are you...
Ren: I'll involve myself now...
Athena: Are you sure big brother...?
Ren: Light or Dark means nothing to me, right and wrong do, and what is being done here, that is wrong.
Smoke: Hm... you make a good argument. Fine, you can count me in, anything to smash some jerk faces in.
Entity³: Well, I'm neither darkness nor light, but I side with justice, so of course I'm in.
Athena: I see... well... I'm with big brother so...
Ren: It's dangerous and your not physically strong.
Athena: But what I lack in strength I have in will! I... I can help, I have power, I have defense... it's just not in my physical body...
Yoko: Then it is settled... we are going to get them out... and we are going to survive this...
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Merailima: *Launches stink bomb* :Plight: :yell::x :happy: ::) >:( :]]
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--- Aboard the Star Destroyer ---
David: Haaaaaaa! *launches spinning slash Attack*
Void: Good, good. use your anger strike me down.
David: *Stops halfway* N-no.
Void: So you're going to let your feelings rule you? Pathetic *Hurls force based ice attacks a David*
David: *Is hit by ice attack* Gyaaah! I won't give in to these tricks. I've faced this before.
Void: Ha..ha..ha.. yes but you're friends were there weren't they? Ah yes speaking of which. Captain, release a ten squadron TIE Defenders and have them meet our guests outside. We wouldn't want to them to feel unappreciated. Now where were w- *Column flies though Void* -e?
David: Darn that should have worked. What in the name of Force are you??
Void: I told you. I am Lord of the Endless Night. I can not be dispatched by your Jedi powers.
David: You must have a weakness.
Void: Prattle on all you like. Only as a Sith Lord can you kill me.
David: I will not turn.
Void: Persistent aren't you, boy? Captain, open up with all batteries. I shall promote you to Rear Admiral if you destroy the craft in 60 seconds.
David: 'I must remain calm. Rusty will think of something....he has to'
Void: Ha..ha..ha..Don't count on it.
--- in space with Angel and Isaac ---
Angel: Go left, go left!! For love of Queen and country go left!!
Isaac: Will you shut up and let me *looks at radar Uh oh...
Angel: What now?
Isaac: TIE Defenders coming in on our vector.
Angel: TIE Defenders?! What are those??
Isaac: *points* those. *http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/TIE/D_Defender*
Angel: This can't be good.
Isaac: It never is. Hold on. *goes into a series of evasive exercises with the Defenders cliping away at his rear sheilds*
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*a figure emerges, SS-02 has reached space and is closing in on them*
SS-02: 'Hm... it would seem that you are under attack. *looks at the TIE Defenders* These are not very impressive... interesting at best but...' 'Announcement: Attention all enemy vessels, I give you fair warning as I am preparing to attack.' *segments of his body open up revealing couple of cannons and missile pods* 'Can you evade this?' *begins blanketing them with charged energy bursts and smaller laser fire* 'As long as no more surprises emerge, then this will be no major problem.'
*a distortion in space appears, something is cloaked not far from their position*
SS-02: 'Perhaps I spoke too soon...'
*a black ship zips out, a dual-wing construction with energy on the edges of them, a skull and crossbones painted on the sides*
???: 'How ugly! Look at these ships, they don't have any grace or beauty! They don't even have a decent paintjob. Presentable yet functional, that is the rule of the stars, that is the rule of the Space Pirate King, Blake T. Branxton III! Now surrender yourself or prepare to be outclassed.
*the TIE Defenders begin to chase him*
Blake: 'Oh look! The ugly craft are chasing us, well then, lets give them the ride of their lives, eh StarShadow?
SS-02: 'Oh... THIS guy...'
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Intercom: Lord Void. Two new craft have showed up and are-
Void:-destorying my TIE Defenders? Yes I know, or rather I for swa it yesterday while I busy building the Nova Bomb. It's a minor distraction. Release all 7 squardrons of TIE defenders and then tell Hexeus and Katarn to man their ships and destory the intruders. Also ready the Nova Bomb for deployment.
David: "ova Bomb?" What is that?
Void: A weapon that, once fired triggers a chain reaction that can't be stoped and results in a Supernova.
David: Your going to blow up the sun?? Are you insane?!
Void: Hmph. Save your emotions. They make you week and vulnerable. Soon your planet destroyed and Federation of Charas wiped out. Soon I will be the dominant power in this sector.
David: I won't allow that to happen!
Void: Only-
David: Enough!! *Use Sith Scorcher on Void*
Void: AAaaaaaahahaahhhh!!
David: *Continues to pour Force lighting in Void with bopth hands and an evil grin apears on his face*
--- In space above the Planet Charisia ---
Angel: *Blasts a Defener to dust using a back moutned turret* I got him!
Isaac: Don't get cocky kid. There's alot more of them...huh?
Angel: What's wrong?
Isaac: The're falling back. What on earth are they- Oh no...
Angel: What? What's worng, we won didn't we?
Isaac: No. it's about to get worse.
Angel: How is it going to- *Ship is rocked by impact-aaaaaah! What on earth?!
Isaac: Not earth *Evades a proton torpedo* that thing *points to larg black and red apinted Firespray firing missles at the small star fighter*
Katarn: Mwa ha ha ha ha!! There's no ecasping the might of Darth Katarn! You're my prey now! And Won't stuffed and mounted on my wall!! Aha ha ha ha!! *Is hit by concusion missle* Gaaaah! What the-
*A Redd silver YT-2400 does a fly by attack Katarn's ship with both laser turrets*
Jet: Hey look ma, I'm space ship!
Rusty: Whoop! Deep bop bip!
Jet: Yeah, yeah technicly Val's flying, I'm just blowing things away-oooh TIE fighter at 5:00! Take that *Blast it apart* okay now let's try and contact that black ship and hope it's one of ours.
Val: Sure why not? you only kidnaped me from my house and forced me to fly you to Star Destoryer, every girl's dream.
Jet: Just contact him will you? Oooh! Not this time, Amror man!! *Fires repeatdly*
Val: ':( Why me? Here goes nothing. This is the Fedration Starship Loyal Dewback calling to unknown vessel. please respond.
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Blake: I hear a lady's voice. Greetings! I am Blake T. Branxton, captain of that fine vessel... er... well it is cloaked... well, it's the Sentana! It seems that we are fighting the same enemy. If you are calling to suggest an alliance, then I accept! Hey look at this! *sends out reflextive material like a flak, fires a laser blast reflecting it around, calculatingly missing each of them* Brilliantly executed!
SS-02: Eh? Careful where your shooting, wait, did you just calculate that entire shot? And isn't this a one shot deal?
Blake: Well aren't you Mr. Killjoy... *static starts to appear in communication channel* Huh... hey wait... there isn't supposed to be static in this! It's digital! *the static gets pretty loud and then it comes in the form of breathing*
???: *a deep, breathy, sort of electronic voice* Attention... warring vessels... I am Grand Kaiser Uls'adar of the Kreelee Resistance... *breathes* you are intruding upon... liberated... Kreelee space... *wheezes* and I sense intent to destroy it... well... heh... I am afraid I cannot allow that, so... ah... but do not worry... perhaps you will be lucky... you may be Kreelee in the next life...
Blake: Well... that doesn't sound good...
SS-02: Kreelee? That voice does not match the two we encountered.
--- On Board the Star Destroyer ---
Ymir: *snaps to* That voice...! Zig! We must escape! We must hide! Bad very bad! And he sounds annoyed!
Zig: You can tell? o.o Eh! (that voice... why is it so...) Hey! David, right? Don't you see what he's doing? He's trying to turn you just enough so he can possess your body.
Ymir: Huh... how you talk like that? All smart now? O_o And why are you helping him?
Zig: Ehm... uhm... comic books? =^_^=
Ymir: Oh... you read comic books...
Zig: Yeah, yours. ^_^
Ymir: I DON'T READ COMIC BOOKS!
Zig: Delia, right? We aren't the ones who killed your friend, we came in moments after and claimed the victory as our own. Eheheheheh... *scratches head*
Ymir: Yes we did! We are all-power-
Zig: Basic weaponry, and welded-on armor. Would that have lasted against the defenses?
Ymir: Eghhhh... fine fine... we did not do of the blasting that occured... we stole the victory from the Grand Kaiser... now he is in the wanting of our heads.
Zig: We've killed nobody, eheheh... uhm... *scratches head* we are not Kreelee warriors... we are... uhm... Kreelee... mechanics...
Ymir: Eghhhhh... why did you have to say tha... hey... what's that tatoo? That looks like...
Zig: I-I don't know, birthmark? Heheheheh... =^_^=;; (why do so many stare at my chest..?) b-but, David, don't let him break you!
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Delia: If what your saying is true then David is... David!
David: Die you fell spirit of the shadows, DIE!! *Continues to use Sith Scorcher* HA HA HA!!
Delia: "- _ - Grrrr would just listen to me! *clubs David in the head with her Blaster*
David: HA HA *Is hit* Ouch...*falls over*
Ymir: Good shot, woman!
Zig: Eeeep! You killed him! O_O
Delia: It was an acidet!
Ymir: Ha! An "Aci-dent" Bwa ha ha!
Delia: "- _ - Just help me drag him out of here. Beffore tall-dark-and-transparent wakes up.
Zig: But which way do we go?
Delia: Hmm how about the hangar? They may have somthing I can fly there, besides if we don't get out of here they'll send some one to check on him.
Ymir: Bah! Runing away? Why should we the mighty- *is stuffed in travel sack* Eh??
Delia: Listen here, you little green cretin, we need to get off of here and that means no talki9ng space squirels oaky?
Ymir: 'Space squierel?! Why you- Del zips the bag* muuuflwe grrrump!
Zig: Do I have to go in the sack to?
Delia: Nah> I just wanted to shut him up beffore-
Ed Trooper: knocks* Lord Void? Sir? We heard some loud noises adn wanted check and see if everything is alright.
Dlia:-Thatt hapens. Welp guess I'll have to take Jet's apraoch to things. *Pulls out Rocket launcher*
Zig: What's that?
Delia;: Plan B. *fires*
--- Outside of the door hall 11A ---
Ed trooper #1: I thik he's alseep. *Ship shudders*
Ed Trooper #2: Well wake him up! We need him to stop these Kre-whactha-call-ems beffore they destroy the ship! *Ship shuders again mucgh harder*
Ed Trooper #1: let me try again-
Ed trooper #2: Wait!
Ed Trooper #1: What is it?
Ed trooper #2: I thoughtt I heard a fly.
Ed Trooper #1: A fly in space? That's ridic- *Isblown to dust*
Delia: *sticks head out dooor* Okay let's go, Zig. We need to get to the hangar and get the ehck out of here *shudering increases* And soon! Move out!
--- Back in Void's chambers ---
Void: Grrrrr...! Think you can make a fool of me and there not be any consqueces do you? HA ha ha Guess again. *Pushes button and then fades away*
--- In space ---
Val: Got you, Captian Blake. *turns to Rusty* He's with us.
Jet: Good now can you please fly a liitle straighter?! Sheesh! Women drivers.
Val:...What was that? *Turns off anti-gravity in Jet's gun pod
Jet: Huh? What the-Aaaaaah help I floating!
Val: :P Should have wore a safety belt. Now hold on!
Jet: Wait a minute! *bounce off the walls* ow-****ow-****ow-****
Val: Hey Angel, and Blake let's try and get into the docking area so can rescue David.
Isaac: Right let's do this shall we?
*The Airwing and Loyal Dewback fly towards the docking hatch, but little do they know Hexeus is already waiting for them in a cloaked ship*
Hexeus: A little further. Come on you can do it..Heh heh *Tageting scope slowly narrows in on the A-wing and Freighter*
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Angel: 'Is there any way to find out what's going on on board the destroyer?'
Isaac: 'Not so far as as I know...' *Thinks* 'If we could get those guys outta there then we could take out the destroyer! Vessels of that size always have an "Achilles vent" a ventilation shaft linked directly to the main engine to stop it overheating! All we need to do is find it!'
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SS-02: *running a sector scan* 'Scanning: It seems that we have cleared the... *notices a fluctuation in his beams* spacial anomaly?
Blake: *stops in mid-flight and turns to Hexeus then zooms right at Hexeus' ship and seems to disappear* Why hallo thar! *decloaks right above Hexeus* You have cloaking technology too. But you know, for effective cloaking to work, you must remember the cloaking rule, make sure your opponent doesn't have cloaking technology too. *pecks on Hexeus' ship with his wing* You numbskull.
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Isaac: 'WHAT THE HECK? Taking evasive maneuvers!' *Does a barrel roll. Then a somersault. Then continues barrel rolling until the Arwing enters the hangar*
Angel: 'Blake, SS, keep that guy busy while we rescue the others! Dave, we're coming for you!' *Prepares for landing (including returning tables to the upright position).*
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Val: Hey! Don't blow it up! We need to save David and Del first.
Jet: Yeaaaah *head spins* Ow! Any ideas there?
Val: Actauly I do what we do is....*Wsipers*
Jet: Huh? I don't get it.
Rusty: Beep whistle tweet. Twitter doodle.
Jet: Oh! now I get it!
Val: "-_-
--- meanwhile aboard the Star Destoryer ---
Del: ****! This ways a dead end too.
Ed Trooper 144: Freeze!
Del: Uh oh.
Ed Trooper 144: Drop the weapon!
Del: Uh...okay *Unzips flight suit*
Ed Trooper 144: Ohhhhh!
Del: He he he! ^ ^ *Kicks baster out of the troopers hand and blasts him*
Zig: O_o Was that a Jed-eye mind trick?
Del: You could say that. *Smiles* now there should be Imperial Shuttle around here *danger sense activates* Duck!
Zig: Where *Phaser shot hit's in the spot where Zig was a momnet beffore Del knocked her down*
Del: Now what? Huh? Aren't you Scottie from Star Trek?
Scottie: Aye that I am, lass.
Del: Then why the heck are you trying to kill me?! You're the good guy!
Scottie: I know, but I cane help it! I was kidnaped by Void and his bunch of miscriants shortly beffore we arived here.
Del: So you're under his control?
Scottie: You could say that. Sorry but you gotta kill me it's the only way to- *A Star Freighter lands on Scottie*
*Jet, Val and Rusty emerge from the craft*
Jet: I told you, you should have let me drive. Look at this! You killed a poor Scotsman and his canteen. Er-*grabs canteen* I'll just take this, it may be important ooh and maybe this wallet too, os that Rolex? No sense in letting that go to waste..
Val: You okay, Delia? And what's that on your arm?
Del: Huh? Oh that's David.
Val: Why is he unconcious?
Zig: Del was amazing she-
Del: -Saved him from, or tyed to save him from a Sith lord and then he got knocked out, now let's get out of here beffore *Ship shudders realy hard* Oh what now?!
Jet:*write down Scottie's social secruity number* From the sound of it, I'd say it was a missle launch and a big one too.
Val: Whatever it was, we need to get out of her. Come on!
*they board the ship and lift off*
Val: Misssion acomplished!
Del: I wouldn' say that just yet. Look at that. *Point to large 75 foot tube flying toward the sun* Is that a battle ship?
Jet: Er why is flying towards the sun? I know I'm not that bright, but doen't that kill you?
Zig: t's not a ship. it's a Sunny Missle
Jet: A what??
Ymir: Finaly get out of bag. *huff puff huff* Woman!! You had better be glad I did not suffcate inside that- *Sees tube* Oh no the Nova Bomb!
Val: Nova Bomb?? What's that?
David: *Covered in bandages*it's a weapon capable of destroying a solar system.
Jet: What??!! Not that's crazy!
Del: How do we stop it?
Val: What we usualy do shoot it.
Everyone: O_o
Val: What? I'm getting used to how you guys operate, so we gona blow it up or what?
David: It's our best choice.
*The Freighter Races to cath up to the missle beffore it plunges itno the sun*
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Isaac: *Sees freighter zoom past out of hangar* 'Well, let's not bother saving them then! Now, where's that Achilles vent?' *U-turn*
Angel: *Opens comms* 'Are you guys okay? What's with the rush out of the hangar? Is something uber-mega-super-special-wrong? Why's Dave slumping like that? If you've killed him, you're gonna pay!' *Waits patiently for answers*
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Zig: *picks up the comm* No-no! He's fine! But don't worry! If he does stop breathing, I know mouth-to-mouth! Oh! Hmmmm... the dark guy launched a bomb at the sun that will make the sun go BOOM!
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Angel: *Utters the most British insult in creation* 'THE BL**DY W****ERS!' *Fumes silently*
Isaac: 'Ah-HA! Spotted the vent! I'm going in!' *Breaks through vent cover using barrel roll (the maneuver that solves any problem!!!)* 'Please try not to let the solar system become something you need to refer to in past-tense!'
Nicodemus: 'I suppose I'll just have to leave a note saying goodbye... Come on Mr. Wells! Let's go home!' *Gets back in time machine*
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Zig: Unzipping my suit will knock people out huh?
Ymir: That only works f... ok, that'd probably work for you... but don't do it! O_o;; Hey... how come your taller than me!? I'm the captain! >_<
Zig: Eheheheheh *scratches head* Oh yeah, Nova Bomb!
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David: Darn this thing is fast. Jet head up to the bottom turret and try to take out the engines.
Zig: oohh! I'm a gunner, let me do it!
David: Okay you take the top.
Jet: Aww man we can't I be on top? :D
David: This is not a time for joking around.
Jet: Hey with the sun about to explode this may be the last time I will be able to tell a joke.
David: ....Yeah you're right, sorry I'm just not myself. Move over Val and Rusty go re-wire the power from out shields to our lasers.
Del: Are you sure that's a safe thing to do?
David: It's a giant missle with a four sub light enigines.What harm could it- *the ship shudders from impact*-what the-?! Del, who is attacking us?
Del: Acording to the Radar...no one but the...missle?
David: What?! The missle has lasers? That's not fair! Move over and Rusty, new plan Re route power to the forward sheilds and main engine.
Val: Wait but, wwouldn't that make us shoot ahead of it?
David: Just go help Rusty. In the meantime *flips a few swicthes and sevral panles slide away to reveal missles, mini laser and a two clawed arms the exend outward eacth tiped with a powerful electric tip.
Val and Del: O_O When did you add all this?
David: A while back. Now let's do this!!
*The Freighter flies by the missle firing all it's guns, missles and using both claws rip the missle's laser off one by one*
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Ymir: Huh... Zig actually firing... straight. O_o I think I'm having... a... mind... thing... like when you sleep! What do you call it?
DF: A dream?
Ymir: Maybe more a nightmare... Though I do not understand... Zig is a not male?
Smoke: You mean you didn't KNOW?
Ymir: I not partake of the seeing of Zig when she became gunner.
Smoke: So you only knew her by voice and name? O_o
Ymir: Eheheheheh... urck! I just did a thinking... wouldn't it be bad to be doing of the super nova for themselves? And after the first few incidents, would they not have... URCK! And Grand Kaiser...! He's coming... But...
E3: First things first.
Ymir: Oh yeah! I... knew that!
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Isaac: *Flies out of vent at three times the speed he entered.* (Over comms) 'Okay, the destroyer's taken care of! How's it going with the nova bomb?'
Angel: *Examines situation* 'Isaac, the bomb has weapons! We need to draw it's fire!'
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Blake: A weapon with WEAPONS!? Isn't that redundant?
SS-02: 'Assessment: Logic was not seeming to be the big idea here in their plan, afterall, it is a suicidal plan as they would be destroyed as well.'
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Isaac: 'Let's do this!' *Turns on pumping techno music and heads straight for missile, opening fire at the same time*
Angel: *Takes aim* 'Heh, that all ya got?'
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SS-02: 'Sudden Realization: If we detonate this prematurely, wouldn't that be catastrophic as well?'
Blake: What are you talking about, droid?
SS-02: 'Assessment: Theoretically, if we do indeed detonate the bomb, one that is designed for the sheer purpose of setting of a chain reaction within a star to cause it to supernova, could also cause a gravity displacement in the spacial fabrics.'
Blake: In english!
Zig: He means a black hole.
Ymir: You understood THAT?! And... oh-oh! o_o That's bad...
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David: *Ship shudders* Damage report!
Val: The blue bar says it has 30% ad it's blinking.
David: That's the shields and by the sounds of it they're down more than half. Darn. It just has too many weapons! They must be controlling them using droid brains.
Val: Droids have brains?? O_o I thought they were made of computer parts.
David: Not brains as in an organ, more like a droid that can only do one function *laser impacts rock the ship hard*
Jet: In this case, shooting at us is their one function? Well then! Allow me to return the favor!! *Start cackling like a madman and firing away at random* Ha ha ha ha!! Take that!
David: Darn it. I wonder if they have one big brain or each one is connected to the tower? If it's one big one we may have a problem, because it will most likely be inside instead of outside, which means no matter how many guns we take out it'll do no good, because it will just switch it's focus to another one when we destroy it's current controled gun.
Del: Oh Arch, that means we'll have to...
David:.....Enter it and disable it from inside.
Val:.....
Jet:....What?
David: We must take out the droid brain in order to change the weapons trajectory. It's the only way.
Del :Then let's get this over with.
David: Right, Val tell our allies to take out the engines, they'll buy us some time. Now let's go!
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Zig: *reaches into her flight suit to reach her inner pockets and pulls out a couple of round metallic devices then zipping her suit back up but leaving it loose* Extra high intensity ion hybrid devices. I designed them myself in case we got surrounded. =^_^= Erm... me and Ymir. XD
Entity³: You've been incredibly helpful all of the sudden, and it's obvious your hardly lacking in intelligence. O_o
Zig: Uhm... well, maybe it's just the situation. I mean, I don't want sun to go BOOM... eh... *scratches head* first things first...
SS-02: 'Warning: Stand back!' *fires several missiles at the engines of the nova bomb.-
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*SS-02's missile explode taking out an entire bank or engines*
SS-02: Observation: One down three to- *Several concussion missiles explore downing out his voice*
Jet: Whoa! What the ****? I thought this thing didn't have missiles.
David: *Sudden sense of fear* It doesn't, but the Crimson Fire does.
Del: What's the Crimson Fire?
David: Darth Katarn's personal star ship.
Katarn: Ha ha ha ha! Take that, you piece of scrap. You're next, Dent.
David: Val, jettison us now!
*Every is shot out the air lock seconds before the Loyal Dewback it hit by a barrage of laser fire setting it aflame*
David: Val! Ymir! Distract him while I-
Hexeus: Hey there. Forget me?
Jet: What hapened to Blake?
Hexeus: Took care of him. He won't be able to repair what's left of ship for a while.
Del: You son of a *****! *Uses force lighting on Hexeus *
Hexeus: *Guards Hah! Amateurs, that was to easy to- *Is landed on*
David: SS-02, I though you were finish for sure.
SS-02: *missing a shoulder plate and pretty scratched up* Observation: He got close, but I withdrew into my inner shell where I couldn't be harmed to badly. Question: What's on my foot?
Jet: What's left of Hexeus, good thing too. I'm tired of not finishing a sentence without something bad-
David: Get down!
*Missiles impact seconds after David speaks*
Jet: ..Now I'm pissed! Who did that?! Show yourself!
*A Firespray skims the surface of the missile*
Jet: **** it! Hey, David! Get to that brain and kill it. I'm going to be a little while. I've e got a score to settle with this guy.
David: You sure? He's pretty tough and your gun won't be much good against his armor plating.
Jet: I've face worse. Hey! Big Red!
SS-02: Question: Are your referring to me?
Jet: Yeah I am...er.. what you said, just give me a lift to Katarn's spaceship, would ya?
SS-02: Observation: Very well. I shall do as you wish, but I warn you, my chances of surviving his lasers are better than yours.
Jet: *Un-hooks Sickle: Blood Thirst* Yeah I know. But, I lived through worse. Let's do it.
--- On board Crimson Fire ---
Katran: Status report.
Gold Droid: It would appear they intend to charge us.
Katarn: *hidden smile* Good. They die some pride then. Let's not keep them waiting. Arm all weapons and power up the shields, we're going to have a joust, M35T
M3: Yes sir. Joust? That doesn't sound safe.
Katarn: It isn't...for them...ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
--- Back on the surface of the Missile---
*Firespray accelerates towards SS-02 as Jet mounts his shoulder pulling out a Death hammer Blaster pistol*
Jet: Let's do this!! *Takes aim and SS-02 blasts off toward an oncoming barrage of lasers*
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SS-02: 'Unknown: Heh... heheheheheh... you make claims of the Dark Side, yet you do not fully understand it, do you? It is a pity you think darkness as a means to only destroy... that is too bad. Now, shall we make him see just how much of a fool he truly is? Because I'm feeling lucky...'
Zig: W-what are they doing? =o.o=
SS-02: *taking hits from the laser blasts* 'Allow me to show you true darkness.' *holds out his hand as a shadowlike substance gathers around him and forms into a new scythe made of shadowy energy* 'Now, shall we finish this?' *swings it*
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Katarn: Ha! You think you know the power of the Dark Side? You're a machine, you can't use the force. Now die!!! *Fires missiles*
SS-02: Obervation: Let's kick some ***! *Fires plasma blast to destroy missiles* BAD-BOOOM*
Katarn: *Zooms around SS-02 and takes aim with Heavy lasers* Got ya! *Fires*
SS-02: Reaction: Eh?!
Jet: I'll hadle this. Drainaga! *Laser colose into a singularity*
SS-02: Obeservation: That was close. How did you do that?
Jet: Hm? I don't know. Ever since I met David and ate that poisoned twinkie I've been getting stronger everyday. *Shurgs* I'm used to it.
Katarn: Quit yapping and take this! *Fires plasma strikes at SS-02 but suddenly SS-02 pulls out a larg spear and blocks it*
SS-02:Uknown: I've had enough of your flying aroud, tiem to clip your wings. *begins to gather energy in chest*
Katarn: What the?!
SS-02: Mocking: Let's see your survive this! Grand Abyss open your maw and take Katarn to his doom!!
And then...
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(The soundtrack for this post can be found here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lScIj0xFF-0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lScIj0xFF-0))
Isaac: 'WHAT IN THE NAME OF LYLAT IS GOING ON???' *Checks gauges* 'We're running out of fuel, shields, life support and pretty much everything else that can run out!'
Angel: 'Isaac, take us down! There's nothing more we can do!'
Isaac: *Drug wears off* 'We're not gonna make it out of here alive!' *Panics* 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!'
Angel: 'SNAP OUT OF IT!'
Isaac: 'FRONT SHIELDING DOWN! WE'VE GOT A BREACH IN THE STARBOARD HULL!'
Angel: '@*^&%£*&! MY EJECTOR'S STUCK!!' *Jettisons package from ship addressed to Dave*
Isaac: 'NOTHING'S WORKING!' *Bangs console*
Angel: 'I'll see you guys on the other side... ARGH!'
Isaac: 'Not like this...'
*BOOOOOOOOOOM* (Because charas space can carry sound, THAT'S why)
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--- David's party ---
David: Angel, no!
*Sees large explosion*
Del: I can't sense him...but then again I can't sense anything with that dark aura gathering around SS-02 and Jet.
Rusty: Beep tweedle?
David: Right. We'll go investigate the crash, maybe they survived.
Del: Let's go. We have to be on the north side to acess the secfrutiy door anyway.
David: *Pakage floats in front of visor* Huh? This look's important, I'll just store it in Rusty's storage mod for now. Okay I'm ready. 'Hold on, Angel and Isaac, we're comming.'
---- Jet and SS-02 ---
SS-02 *looks at large singularity devouring Katarn's ship* Unkown: Too easy. The fool should have conceded when I uses Abyssal Howl.
Jet" Yeah. O_O You know I don't think I want to make you mad, do I?
SS-02: Observation: No I wouldn't do that. It maty result in distinergration.
Jet: Riiight. Well let's-hm? *Sees door marked open* I wonder where that leads.
SS-02: Observation: I do not know, but we can see.
--- Deep within the missile ---
Droid Brain: One enemy elimanted. Beging second phase of defese. Reorutign poweer to hyperdrive and preparing to for final aproach toward the sun. Estii mated time 1200 hrs until hyperdrive fully charged.
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Out of nowhere Rahl burst out of hyperspace on his S-12 Jetcycle and secertly docks onto David's ship and sneaks up behind Rusty and places a large magnet on the side of his head to keep him quiet, puts him into neutral and rolls him away and strap onto the back of the Jetcycle before racing away laghing maniacly. "Mwhahahaha, your one hope is lost!"
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While looking back and laughing maniacally, Rahl runs into a large ship that is composed of gelatine
???: '*On loudhailer* ~CRSH~ This is the crew of the gummi ship Narcissus. Drop the droid or you'll get a face full of keyblade! Also, clean all that muck you got on my ship off!'
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Rahl: You'll have to wait a few days before you can get the droid back"
Sits with a knife and fork and devours Rusty.
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Blake: *coming out in a space suit*
Rahl: WATASHI SHIEN, SHIEEEENZZZUUUUU!!
Blake: BRANXTON PAUNCH! *hand glows red and punches Rahl*
Rahl: UWAAAAAGHHHHHH!!!!!! *disappears in a blast of light*
Blake: There, I got Rusty back.
Rusty: ...woo?
Blake: I dunno what happened. It just did. I just punched him O_o. Who the heck eats robots anyways? Oh yeah, and I uh... managed to escape, I called the Sentanna for a retrieval.
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???: 'A solar bomb? NO WAY! We gotta stop it!'
*The Narcissus comes to a stop next to the missile and a beam extends from cockpit to the mid-section of the missile*
???: 'Good thing there's a save-point on board! We can beam down to there!'
---------------Meanwhile, Planet-side--------------------------------
Angel: 'Unh... What?' *Clutches arm* 'Agh! Man that hurts!'
Isaac: 'What WAS that?' *Shakes head* 'Ooh, my HEAD!'
Angel: 'How the hell did we get out?'
Isaac: 'OW! Not so loud!' *Takes more of the drug* 'That's better.'
Angel: 'Seriously, we should be dead!' *Energy flickers around Angel's arm* 'ARGH! What the-?'
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--- David's Party ---
Yoko: You... you think they are alright...?
Ymir: Hey, I forgot to mention this, but I think the missile has a hyperdrow thing.
Zig: Hyperdrive?
Ymir: No! Oh wait... yeah, that's it!
Zig: Oh-oh! Guh! That's bad!
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Droidbrain: The number of intruders has increased. Calculating best solution: 10w9=10110109.....Caclutaions complete. Begining defensive measure number two....
David: What that?
Del: Hm? what do you mean?
David: I thought I sensed danger. But it seems to have-
*Trap door opens beneath them*
--- South sector ---
Angel: Well I guess we'd better get moving.
Isaac: *Looks* Hey isn't that that wolf girl I was hitting it off with a moment ago? What's she doing falling down a hole?
Angel: I don't have any idea. Hey did you feel the floor move?
Isaac: I think I di-
*Trap door opens up*
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*A purple haired figure appears next to Angel as he's falling*
>:(: 'Of all the- Angel, I ripped a hole in space-time to save your sorry butt and now you fall for that?'
Angel: 'Joe?'
Joe: 'That's right bro. I wish you'd stop getting into mortal danger... It's such a drag!'
Isaac: 'Umm... What about the whole falling to our doom stuff?'
Joe: 'I dunno, I can't be bothered to save you this time.'
Angel & Isaac: 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!'
------------------- West Sector -------------------
*Traphole opens*
???: 'Float!' *Casts float* 'Hmm... I need to be more careful!'
*Gets blasted in the chest by automated lasers*
???: 'WHAT!?' *Slumps to floor*
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----Somewhere in a not so distance place----
Rahl: "They have not seen the last of me, nor of my pet Space Wurm... though they really have never seen him in the first... Nvm! Yes my pretty, yes. Now go and fetch kill them all, and bring that bothersome robot to dady.... yesss."
And with that the Giant Space Wurm fly off at super speed to confront the brave heros.
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---David's Party---
*something lightens their descent and lets them fall safely*
Athena: *levitating a couple feet off the ground* Heh, nice having me around, huh? Hm... *"looks" in a direction as some automated lasers ready to fire* Not so fast! *theres a sudden strange powerful force that rushes through crushing the laser turrets*
*another one pops up and gets ready to shoot Athena, but Ren takes the blast*
Ren: Ugh... *holds out his hand and a bright blue blast is released that busts the laser*
Zig: Hey, I landed on something!
Entity³: There's David, is everybody else present? Where's Ymir? Huh, where's that light coming from?
Zig: *the symbol on her chest glows some* What light?
Entity³: Errr... your...
Zig: *covers it* Ummmmmmm...
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David: Were inside the missile.
Jet: Is that a good or bad thing?
Del: Good. We can take care of this stupid thing and get it over with.
Jet: I have to admit, I thought we'd be done by now, but instead were only getting to the final enemy.
Del: Yeah we should have been done by now, but instead...
David: Wait a minute do you hear something?
Jet: Hmm? *Ground starts shaking.
Zig: Whooooaaa
Ymir: What in the-?!
*A giant worm breaks through the ceiling*
David: What in galaxy is that?!
Del: It looks like a space worm!
Jet: *Smirks* I'll handle this *equips Kikuri knif* Hey, tubby boy, eat this! *Throws Kikuri*
Worm: *Eats Kikuri* Om nom nom.
Jet: Hey! I didn't mean that literally!
David: Okay, since you've had dinner, how about some desert! *Uses Force lightning*
Worm: *Is hit* Heh heh heh...
Del: Uh...I think using the Force is not good plan...
David: Hey, Rusty, give this guy a taste of your missile launcher.
Rusty: Tweet woot beep. *Pops out a missile launcher* Teeeeet! *Fires*
Worm: *Chomps on the missiles* Burp!
David: :O
Del: .....
Jet: 'I want my kikuri back..'
Rusty: Beep doodle booop...
David: You're right, my freind, this isn't going to be an easy fight.
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Smoke: Oh I see how it is, this thing seems to eat everything we throw at it. Very well. *holds out his right arm, black crystals form a large black claw, he grips his hand causing it to crackle* ah, this is better. *slashes at the worm*
E3: Something about that seems like a bad idea...
Smoke: Ha! Take tha-
Worm: *gulp*
E3: ...er...
???: *muffled voice, sounds like two voices, one resembling Smoke's normal younger voice, and a deeper less natural voice* You weak minded fool, are you really trying to get us killed? *a black mist leaks from the worm's mouth and forms into claws prying it's mouth open and Smoke pulls out, but is now covered in a sort of exoskeleton armor with yellow eyes on the claws, he's also lacking the gas mask and instead has a sort of humanoid face with reddish-orange eyes, he has stripes, and pointed ears, sorta like a hyena. A skull-like helmet forms over his face and moves it's jaws as he talks* Now, you simple beast, you deal with the Black Phoenix, SID. *black mist wings sprout from his back, he then swings and strikes the beast* What are you all gawking at? Lets kill this thing and stop this missile!
Entity³: Hidden ability..? Oh uh... Right! *holds out his hand, a glow emits and blades form from gathered materials from his body and bits the surrounding metal to make a couple of cutting discs and swings them at the worm*
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Rahl: "Mhmm... Yes... Very goood,... Very good. A good thing they dont know that when a Space Wurm dies his heart explodes and his acidic inards will devour them all... Yes very good."
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Last time in the south sector...
Angel & Isaac: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
To be continued (immediately)
A & I: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
*BAM!!!!*
Angel: 'This just isn't my day!'
*Pulls himself up as Joe drifts slowly to the floor*
Joe: *Yawns* 'You're alive aren't ya? Some people are never satisfied!'
Isaac: 'Yeah, I'm FINE guys THANKS FOR ASKING!'
Angel: 'Sorry!'
Joe: 'I don't care you furry faggot! C'mon we've got places to be.' *Hauls Isaac and Angel off towards droid brain*
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---back at David's group fighting the worm---
SID: Damn this stupid freakin worm!
Entity³: Right, yelling at it REALLY helps.
Ren: *sighs and begins to take on his beast form* This has gone on long enough. *draws back his right hand gathering an intense amount of spiritual power, appearing as a light bluish energy, it starts to greatly intensify causing loose fragments on the ground to lift up and levitate* Begone you, burdensome beast! God FIIST! *eyes flash a bluish tint momentarily and he swings at the worm releasing the gathered spiritual energy*
Worm: GYRAAAAAAGHHHH! *flies leaving a short-lived transparent bluish afterimage that is residual remains of where it once was*
---off in the distance---
Rahl: "Yes, very good, ha... haha... they will be by now melted away in the ac- oh fiddlesticks... *hit by worm* I will return... because... I don't know why, I just will... and will send more w-oooooooooormsssss~ *ding*
---back to David's group---
Darkfox: *sighs slumping over some*
SID: o_o;;
Entity³: What in the world... WAS THAT?!
Athena: Isn't it obvious? He concentrated most of his spiritual power into his right hand, much more intense than focusing it into the blade since that is a minor release.
Zig: o_o;; Eh!? The missile! We must destroy the brain!
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Droid brain: Asscesing... Space worm that was slowing us down has disapeered. 12 enemies remain...computing best solution.....computations complete beging phase three of deffednse.
--- David's gang ---
David: Wow. Good one. I thought we were toast.
Rusty: Teeet! Teet! Whisle beep bop bop booop!
Jet: Huh? Hey what's that?
David: Hm? It looks like a door marked "Don't enter Droid Brain housing".
Del: So this is where it is. Okay ;et's finish this oversized computer.
*The giant doors open reavling a super huge black and red sphere.
David: Holy! It's huge *Echoes*
Del: How will we bring it down?
Rusty: Wistle bop boop beep.
Jet: Yeah! Rustbucket's right we'll think of somthing. Now let's do this!
*Door closes behind them*
Droid Brain: You are the pepole that have been cuasing so much delay? You do not seem very dangerous.
Jet: Oh yeah! What about you? You're just a big ball with wires attached.
Droid Brain: I am not a "big ball", I am a Imperial Tactical Anayisis Droid Prototpye 2. You may call me TAD for short.
Jet: ....TAD? Heh heh *hand on mouth* Hahahaa! TAD?
David: That's the worst final boss name ever.
Del: He he he he ha ha
TAD: *Cold voice* You will not think so when you boiled alive inside this missile.
Jet: :O Forogot about that. Well then I guess we'd better take care of you quickly. *Take aim* Sorry about this.
TAD: About what? Your inferior weapon, or your hair syle.
Jet: >:D DIE! *Fires rapiditly*
TAD: First defense: Anti-projetile shield. *TAD's 'body is coverd in blue lines and trhe bulets are deflected harmlesly.
David: Oh....
Del: ****
TAD: As the expresion is said. Bring it on. :)
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Ymir: Take this! *throws a bolt at TAD that just bounces off and hits him in the head* Ow!
Zig: ... o.o
TAD: ...
SID: Oh right, such a witty machine you are, "ooooooh, look at meeee, I'm the big smart Droid Brain! I am so much more superior, but my only purpose in life is to blow up with the STUPID missile that is going into the sun, guess I'm actually STUPID afterall!" stupid Droid Brain! Lets see how that shield holds against tons of this! *a black serpent like head comes up from SID forming from the mist and rushes at TAD*
Entity³: Right, taunt the droid brain, it'll REALLY react to that.
Yoko: Mmmmgh... if it deflects projectiles, then shooting it is rather pointless, we need something else.
Darkfox: I did exhaust myself a bit earlier, but perhaps I can still use this... *generates his spirit saber in his right hand* I really cannot allow such destruction TAD. I think you can understand duty, obligation and so forth. But I don't think you can comprehend a concentration of spiritual energy into the form of a saber-like construct. Heh... *throws it out at TAD, it spins in air aiming right for it*
Zig: *looks at her explosives and then at TAD and everyone else* Am I... just too small...? Wait... small... that's right! *slips off*
Yoko: Where did Zig go? O_o
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TAD: Hmm a curious obersevation. I'm "stupid" because my purpose it delay you long enough for the missile to explode? You have made an error. You assume that because I am a machine I do not wish to live and serve only my purpose. This is a error, I can and WILL live. For you see If I'm slain by you I shall simply- *Is hit by Spirit Saber*ow...
Ren: Yess!
TAD:..... *Cast Silence on the whole party*
David:...... (Oh crap! We can't speak)
Ren:......
Del:..........
Rsuty: Beep? boop?
TAD: Ah. No more spells or skill for you all. Mwa ha ha ha ha-huh? *Whistling can be heard from inside TAD's sphere-like body*
Zig: Remove this plate from that one aanndd-
TAD: EEEEKK! A mouse!! A mouse has infiltrated me!
Zig: Hey! I'm not a mouse!
TAD: A female mouse! Oh it'll lay eggs and they'll hatch into baby mice and chew on my wires! Beginning energency de-mousing procedures!
Zig: Huh? Emergency what?
*Hundreds of tiny nano bots surround Zig*
Nano cleaner: *stares with unblinking yellow "eyes".
Zig: Errr..hi?
Nano cleaners: Target acquired. Begging de-mousing procedures.
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*A nearby wall bursts with dark energy* and through the smoke you hear:
Joe: 'See? I TOLD you it was this way!'
Mike: 'Yeah, great now GET THE HELL OFFA ME!'
Isaac: 'While you're at it, could you let me go too?'
------------- Meanwhile: West Sector ----------------------
????: *Recovers* 'Now I'm angry!' *Draws keyblade*
'Shortcut!'
*Opens all the doors in front of him*
'GO!'
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Zig: Not a mouse! Wait... aren't nanobots supposed to be microscopic...? *sweatdrop* For a droid brain, you sure make logical errors. Anyways, if you were saying you would just transfer yourself upon destruction, I've disabled your digital broadcast array. Secondly. *pulls out a welding torch and a modified ion blaster* I do much more than chew wires... anyways, if you did "survive", how can you ever really call yourself "living" if you do not even respect life? You makes you believe that you should be classified as such? You seek to continue your existence, but for what purpose? What is the use of a life so empty, one that only ensures destruction? I do pity you, machine, such logic is prone to one lonely existence. I for one do not wish to be alone... *starts fighting off the nanobots*
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Angel: 'Umm... She got a lot more eloquent since the last time we saw her!'
Isaac: 'It's a she?'
Angel: 'Well I couldn't tell that wolf was a she but you could!'
Isaac: *Shrugs* 'Point taken.'
Joe: 'What the dickens are you two on about?'
Isaac: 'Never mind...'
?|?|?: *A nearby door opens and a teenage figure with shoulder length brown hair and an ornate blue keyblade jumps through* 'Wow! For once, I'm not the ONLY person fighting the forces of evil!'
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Yoko: Oh! Your alive! That is good to know!
SID: Really, is it that hard to tell? Zig has...! Ehhhh... this and... that! And big too for her size! And er... the eyes! And unlike a normal wolf, Yoko has a feminine voice and has qualities as well that sets her apart from the purely animal variant. Really, you'd only have to understand your own to tell! Also... your right, Zig has... proven to be very intelligent! o_o;;
Yoko: Well... I am too...
Athena: *scratches head right near the star in her forehead not even opening her eyes* Well, I'm a girl too. Oh! Zig is fighting some nasty metal bugs!
SID: Nanobots?
Athena: Ridiculous! Nanobots are microscopic!
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(Sorry for being gone for awhile,but I had a lot of stuff to do)
TAD: Wait a minute. Why do I not just detonate the missile now and let the shock wave slice the sun in half?
David: Uh oh...
Jet...Gotta admit even for me that'd be a good plan.
David: Jet!
Jet: What I'm just saying it's a good plan.
TAD: Why thanks you! I cam e up with it while *Shield deactivates*-what the..?
Jet: *Spins power cord in his hand* Heh heh heh :D
TAD: >:O WHY YOU LITTLE! *Opens up and fires a barrage of missiles at Jet*
Jet: Oh fruckert...
David: Run, Jet, run!
Jet: *Dodges missile* What the **** do you think I'm trying to do?!
TAD: I will destroy you!!
Val: Excuse me.
TAD: What?!
Val: Well I know I'm just a pretty face, but haven't you just exposed your weak spot?
TAD: Uh oh....
David:....Everyone get him!!
TAD: YIPES! (It's time like this I wish I wasn't screwed into the floor :'( )
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Mike: 'Careful! It might have a system that activates the weapon if the main terminal is destroyed!'
Isaac: 'Couldn't we just make it short-circuit using a logical paradox?'
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*Zig pops out of TAD blasting off some nanobots, her suit ripped some*
Zig: Charges are in place! At this point, igniting them all at once, this craft will be a sitting piece of scrap metal!
Yoko: Is she ok?
Zig: I'll be fine. No worries! Ow...
DF: Logical paradox eh? Say, TAD, if I were you and you were me, how would that be possible? If you were me then you would be a biological lifeform, but how would that work? Since I am born and you are made, would it mean that the concept of birth is but an illusion... or perhaps, the opposite of being born is being made. But both is a creation of something. Explain.
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TAD: Hah! Simple. All is possible when we're living in a Virtual Simulation the only limit is my imagination.....But how can I have imagination if I'm a machine??? WHAT??? HOW IS *explodes into hundreds of pieces*
David: I have to honestly say I didn't see that coming.
Jet: Uh... shouldn't we get out of here.
Val: Yeah I don't think he can do anymore harm.
TAD: F...ffoools..ss...y-y-y-y you think you've be-beaten me?! HA! I shall reward your clevernes-s-ss...By alowing you to see the sun from up close! Ha ha ha ha ha! *Locks the only exit to the room*
Val: Oh no!
David: *Tries to use the Force to open the door* Darn it! It's too heavy!
Del: Stand aside! *Takes out big blaster and blast the door* Darn! That didn't work.
Jet: Fruck. There’s nothing we can do.
*Suddenly the door is sliced open and after some cursing knocked down by a small guy*
David: Fruck? Is that you?
Fruckert: I would’t say that!
Jet:….A LITTLE late there, pal.
Fruck: ****! Oh well it’s the thought that counts, eh?
Val: Sure…can we leave now?
David: Yeah let’s get out of here. Come on everybody.
TAD: Wait! Don’t leave me!!
*Everyone exit’s the room*
TAD: :’( I-I don’t want to be alone!
*David’s YT-2400 takes off from the missile*
--- five hours latter on board the disabled missile ---
TAD: :’( boo who awaaah! Please come back!!
*Silence*
Purple Cloaked Man: *Appears* Well, well. You certainly turned out to be a waste of the tax payer’s money.
TAD: M-master? Thank goodness! I thought I’d be left to drift in a orbit around the sun until my circuts freid. What are doing her-
PCM: …..*Blasts TAD several times and then once more*…
Hexeus: *Teleports in* Harsh, very harsh.
PCM: He served his purpose. Are you injured?
Hexeus: Nah. I got out of there as SS-02 started to crush me with his foot, but I’ll live.
PCM: Good. Now to take what I came here for ,*removes data card from TAD’s remains*.
Hexeus: This little card is what you nearly killed us all for??
PCM: No. This is *inserts it in a laptop* Behold!
Hexeus: *Examines* All I see is images of those annoying heroes using their stinking special powers to beat up TAD.
PCM: Heh heh. Yes. Do you not get it yet? This is what wanted to begin with. With this I can replicate their most powerful abilities and use them against them.
Hexeus: That’s brilliant! But how?
PCM: We’ll leave that to N.E.W.T. and our man on the inside. Now let us depart this place. *Tel ports FFT1 style*
Hexues:…Maybe dad was right. I should have become a doctor. Oh well. *Heliports*
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(Sorry for the delay Fish, but I'm back to finish this XD)
*As they are running...*
Entity³: Wait... our vessels are smashed!
Smoke: Without them we will be floating aimlessly in space! And...
*there's a loud smash as a pod smashes through the side of the missile and opens up, a man dressed in somewhat worn uniform comes out*
Man: Captain Blake is currently in the infirmary, but he has ordered for the retrieval of guests. If you wouldn't mind, I will escort you all to safety aboard the S.S. Sentanna.
*a cable bursts and some pipes rupture*
Yoko: Explanations later, we go now!
Man: Wait, there's not enough for all of you, there's...
White Lich: *shoves everybody in the pod and closes the door*
Zig: Huh!? What are you doing?!
White Lich: To live is for the living... let the living live, ensure that they live, that is my one true goal. *shoves the pod out*
Ymir: What do you me-hey!
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Angel: 'What? NO!' *Slams fist into wall* 'We can't just leave him behind!'
Isaac: 'There's nothin' we can do...'
Angel: 'When I get my hands on the people responsible for this chaos...'
Joe: 'Stop WHINING!' *Smacks Angel upside the head* 'I'm sick of your emo ranting. We're alive aren't we?'
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Entity³: Both of you are kind of right... we are alive... but, justice must also be established...
Ymir: Can't we just be the doing of the running and hiding. Much easier on the living. Yes?
Smoke: Heh, now... where's the fun in that, huh? I say we gather our strength, hone our skills and smush them like bugs!
Yoko: But... they don't fight fairly...
Smoke: Then we have to be sneaky too. Heh!
Entity³: Actually, he does have a point... from this we now understand our enemy's way of thinking more... perhaps even some of their fears. Anyways... he's a Lich, they are... immortal or something... right?
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David: Don't worry. White Lich has survied most of our adventures beffore. I'm sure we'll see him again.
Rusty: beep.
Jet: Yeah....So where are we going?
David: Good question. A better one is, what are our enemies up to?
Val: Hard to tell. They aren’t your normal bad guys.
Fruck: Yeh. Thing were simple back in the good old days.
David: Okay. First things first. We need to find a good comand center-
Val: Huh? Comand Center? What are we, super heroes?
David: Okaay. I’ll admit it’s a little lame, but we can’t use my house. They know about it.
Jet: We could use your ship-oops…
David: *Stares out of the ship at where his ship was before it was destroyed* :’(
Jet: …I’m going to have to learn to be more- Oh something shiny!
Val: *Sigh* Look guys wherever you go, I;m not going to be there.
David: Huh?
Val: I have….things I need to take care of. Like my art.
David: Hmm you just gave me and idea! Hey, driver? Could you take us here *points on map*
Jet: Wait a minute! You’re a space explorer with all the best tech and you keep a paper map?
David: Well sometimes you get stuck on an alien world and…
Captian: We’re coming up on your island.
Jet: Island?
Val: *Soves Jet aside* What island?
David: I never told you? The place I grew up on was an isalnd owned by Professor Benit. He was my mentor and the father I never had.
Jet: Wow *remembers good memories of his father* .
Val:….Well I guess I could tag along a little longer, but my art teacher is going to be furious.
David: Let’s just hope we don’t have any suprises waiting for us down there.
---- Airport ----
*Angel,Ren and David’s party get out*
David: Thanks for the lift.
Man: You’re welcome.
David: Well so long.
Man: …..
David: Er…what is it?
Man: What they don’t have tips on your world?
David: Actualy no. We use credits…
Man: *Slams door and curses before the ship takes off*
Jet:…Way to lose our only mode of transport, pal…
David: …sorry-Hey! Wait just a minute! Don’t you usauly do this sort of thing?
Jet: Oh yeah. Hey! That means you stole my thing I do!
Val: Enough! *Flame in hand* If you two don’t stop I’ll flambé the both of you!!
Everyone: O_o
David: Why don’t we check into a hotel for the night. It’s a long drive to the professeor’s lab.
Jet: Sure. Why not. I’m sure we could all use a cool down. *Points to Val*
Val: How about that one?
Fruck: Looks good.
David: Let’s go.
*The group checks into a motel, not aware that they are being wacthed by someone*
---- Rooftop across form the hotel ---
SAR Droid: Oh man! Wait till the Lord Void about this. He he he.*Teleports*
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Angel: 'GEEZ! Compared to the dungeons and prisons I've been in over my adventuring career, this place is a pigsty!'
Isaac: 'Heh heh, you should see my room back home!'
Joe: 'Keep it down guys, I'm trying to sleep!'
Angel: 'What!? You were asleep for practically all of our flight here!'
Joe: 'Yeah, but if I don't get sleep soon I'm gonna slaughter you all! Also, you could both do with some beauty sleep!'
Isaac: >:(
Angel: *yawns* 'Whatever...' *Jumps onto bed in ridiculously showy manner*
Isaac: 'I guess I could use some shut-eye.'
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Yoko: -_-;; They almost threw me out thinking I was a pet... and they seem to assume everyone has hands... oh... *tilts head* I guess they don't expect to have a wolf in one of their rooms... *sad sigh* right...
*elsewhere in the motel*
Ren: *walking down a hallway and pauses looking back as things turn black and white seeing a clean faced man looking around 27 in a suit with tie and slicked back hair wearing glasses that are glazed over* H-uh?!
???: You know, the good guy doesn't always win...
Ren: *spins around, the man is gone*
??? *standing back-to-back to him* There will come a day when you'll lose, it is an inevitability... all worlds come to an end, yours is no different.
Ren: I'll just get stronger...!
???: You know your going to lose... this is the real world, anyways... your barely a saint... you know this, right?
Ren: ...
???: So why do you try so hard? Is it for forgiveness? Is it for glory? Is it for love... oh wait... you gave up on that since last time, haven't you?
Ren: *grips the locket around his neck* ...! Is this the only reason you came, Void? To taunt me...!? To bring up such old memories!?
Void (this is a totally different Void): *adjusts glasses and smirks* Why get so worked up? They... ARE... old memories... no... that isn't why I'm here. How many years has it been since our game started? A thousand years? Two thousand?
Ren: More than that...
Void: Ah, yes... you are correct... and through all those years, you have managed to thwart me... not that I'd expect any less of the donor of my heart... but... the statistics are stacking up against you... from so many accomplishments... there must be a major failure... cataclysmic one might say. Your Omega...
Ren: ...! I won't...! As long as I have these manacles...!
Void: How long will those last? A few more years? Then what? They will fail... and then... by your own hand everything...
Ren: Mmmgh... I'd never...
Void: You can't escape that fact, that you ARE "The End" of everything. All realms...
Ren: *voice pitch changes as he drops the human guise* Stop lying!! *swings around hitting Void across the face who only slides a bit*
Void: *glasses were knocked off, he has blue eyes, bright blue, inhumanly bright, he pops his neck* Tsk tsk tsk... such a temper...
Ren: *the lights flicker as the golden manacles dim, and Ren's eyes also dim and become more vicious looking*
Void: *picks up and cleans his glasses* Well, seems my time is up for now, seeya... it has been fun... *turns around and begins to walk off and dematerializes piece by piece in a brilliant light force, everything returns to normal*
Ren: ... ... ... ... *manacles and eyes return to normal, he then wipes his eyes only to see blood on his wrist, shocked he frantically tries to clean it off* ugh...! *notices that his knuckles are busted from hitting Void* ...! *looks around and quickly attempts to go back to his human form and hides his right hand*
*elsewhere, at the front*
Zig: *dressed in a nightgown now* Oh..? Did you hear something?
Entity³: Slightly but... what are you doing ALREADY in a nightgown?!
Ymir: Why are you?
Entity³: What!? This is a SHIRT. I wear a SHIRT!
Ymir: You sure? Look like gown.
Entity³: -_____-#
Zig: *giggles* Uh... *holds her shoulder*
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Angel: *Wakes up* 'AGH!' *Shakes head* 'No matter what I do, I can't stop thinking of Holly! I guess I won't be sleeping tonight...' *Heads for the rooftop talking to himself* 'Let's go stargazing!' *Pulls handheld telescope out of pocket*
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Smoke: *elsewhere outside on the rooftop* Damn... I can't believe I had to rely on HIM again... I guess I just am too weak to hold my own... heh... heheheheh... who am I kidding? I'm a kid trying to play as a man. But... darn it all... I'm a mutant, a Netherworld Hyena without the ability of fire, instead this mist, isn't that some special entitlement to some gob of power? Or is it... that I'm not prepared to... to... *grips his hand into a fist* No... I can't...
*at the front*
Entity³: You were injured in the fight with those robots, I can tell.
Zig: No, don't worry bout me! I'm all finey-dandy! Seee?! *waves arm, smiling but is obviously hiding the pain as her eyes tear up some*
Entity³: Guh! Stop that! Your making it worse!
Zig: But... I'm... I'm okay, see! Don't worry... don't worry bout me! See... see my happy... happy face... so how bout them golden cream snacks!? Zig likes golden cream snacks... * ears drop and she collapses*
Ymir: Eh!?
Entity³: Egh! *checks her neck* She's just passed out from the pain... EH? She's been moving around with us in THIS state? Why didn't she cry out or say anything..?
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---- Roof top ---
Hexus: *Teleports* Hey, smokey.
Smoke: You-! *trapped in a barrier*-huh?
Seeker: Well that was to easy. *Puts hand on hip*
Smoke: What the heck is this?!
Hexus: Hm? If you mean Seeker, she's a new addition to my team.
Smoke: *Interested* She?
Hexus: Oh good grief. Seeker switch to you're human mimic mode and do what you do best.
Seeker: Right, boss! *morphs into a young woman with dark skin wearing a blue top and short skirt* How do I look?
Smoke: :O Gorgeous!!
Seeker: Thanks!
Hexus:....Why did you chose a form like Lyn's?
Seeker: I have a thing for black girls with british acents.
Hexus: Whatever, just don't play around. Get close to them and do the task.
Smoke: You could do a task fo rme.
Seeker: Oh shut it! *Ultra sonic blast of static* makes Smoke crumple over in pain*
Smoke: Aaaaaaah!!
Seeker: Ha! Bet you didn't expect that! Now if you'll excuse me. I have to go destroy you're freinds. Tah tah!
Smoke: Crap....
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Angel: *Reaches rooftop* 'What was that noise?' *Spots Seeker* 'Ummm... *Blushes* Hi!'
Seeker: 'What noise?'
Angel: 'Umm... I thought I heard a noise!'
Seeker: 'Well I didn't!'
Angel: 'It was probably nothing...' *Remembers undying love for Holly and stops blushing*
Seeker: 'So what's your name?'
Angel: 'Angel! What's yours?'
Smoke: 'Ack...'
Seeker: *Desperately tries to stop Angel seeing Smoke* 'Uh, never mind that! How about you take me downstairs and we grab a drink?'
Angel: 'What's that behind you?'
Seeker: 'Nothing!'
*Angel dashes past her*
Angel: 'SMOKE! What did you do to him?'
Seeker: 'Something JUST as painful as I'm gonna do to you!'
*Seeker pummels Angel into the ground and sets up a forcefield to avoid him or Smoke warning the others*
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*to Ren*
Ren/DF: *manacles pulse* Hm? Danger..? Here? *looks around*
*to the rest of the crew*
Entity³: *put Zig on a bed in one of the rooms* So, who is going to take care of her? Where's Ren? Does anyone know healing and/or caring for wounds? Somebody needs to watch over her.
Ymir: ...I'm a pilot, a doctor I not be. O_o
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David: I sense Zig's life force fading away..rapidly... ! *Dashes out of the room*
Rusty: Tweet!
Val: Hey! where are you going?!
Jet: Hey guys look I just- *Noticed everyone left* ****! Why doe this always happen wherever we go? Hey wait for me! *Dashes away*
--- In the hall ---
Seeker: 'Hmm. I need to think of a alias to use in this forum...somthing humans wouldn't be too supiscious of...Seeker....See....Ker? No that won't work. How about Lynda? No she’ll turn me into scrap if she finds out abut that one. Maybe Sheila. Yeah I like that one.’
David: *Runs by Seeker* Pardon me, dying squirel in need of help!!
Seeker: *Blinks* Huh?
Jet: *Pant* …wait for me…*pant* *pan* you…*gasp* Road runner JedI!
Seeker: Okaaaay….
Val: *Pan, pant* Who knew JedI could run so fast?
Seeker: ‘JedI? That must have been him!’ Well didn’t they show that in the first movie?
Val: I wouldn’t know the new movies are crap- *Notices she‘s not the only girl here* Oh hi!
Seeker: “Hello!”
Val: I’m sorry I didn’t see you there.
Seeker: No big deal. I’m Sheila, who are you?
Val: My name is Valiere.
*A freindship forms*
Meanwhile….
---- Ren’s room ----
David: *Force blasts the door* Where’s Zig?!
Entity3: David? What are you-?
David: *Pushes E3 out of the way and move to Zigs bedside* ….
Ymir: Hey! You’re the crazy Light sowrd wielding man! What you doing to Zig?
David: …*Pluses with light blue energy* ‘I must concentrate’ ‘Master Arus, let’s hope you tought me well enough’ *Sends a pluse of force energy into Zig’s wounds slowly stitching them up*
Ymir: Whoa!
Entity3: No way! I didn’t know he could do that.
Jet: With David I’ve learned to never underestimate his powers.
Val: Like I was saying, you realy need to meet my feind, he’s pretty cute and talent- *Notices what David is doing*
Seeker: Oh yes. Very talented indeed.
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Fruckert: *wonders how this turned into an RP*
Fruckert: Ah, well.
Fruckert: *explodes to vanish*
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*Angel recovers consciousness*
Angel: 'Aw man! Not again!?'
Smoke: 'You IDIOT!'
Angel: 'Hey! I didn't see you helping!'
Smoke: 'I was unconscious!'
*Angel gets up and dashes into forcefield*
Smoke: 'Well done... You really ARE an idiot aren't you?'
Angel: 'Lets just have breakfast! I swiped some nuts from the mini-bar!'
*Angel throws a packet of salted peanuts at Smoke*
Smoke: 'Peanuts?'
Angel: 'Well your not getting the cashews! They're mine!'
Smoke: O_o 'Whatever...'
Angel: 'Someone'll come along eventually!'
Smoke: 'Yeah right!'
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zak: *kicks himself in the face*
ooc: how did an action game turn into an epic dialog having rp?
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zak: *kicks himself in the face*
ooc: how did an action game turn into an epic dialog having rp?
Well we kind of....um...I don't know realy, but it's more fun this way. Also I'll update this soon as I think up somthing.