Charas-Project
Off-Topic => All of all! => Forum gaming => Topic started by: carrionmarksman on July 11, 2009, 12:00:19 AM
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Here's my idea. We will write a story. Each participant writes one sentence at a time.
Carrionmarksman: Once, there lived a wise coconut named Speckle.
TheKillersRULE!1: Speckle was an extraordinary coconut.
Aforummember25: All of the other coconuts were jealous of his cunning and intelligence.
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Does it make sense? All you do is post a sentence and try and make sense. Please no
spam and also try to keep it above 5 words and below 50.
I'll start.
In a mystical land, far, far away from our own, lay a weathered, ancient tower.
(Next person writes the next sentence of the story and so on and so forth)
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Though this tower is crumbling over the years, one can still see it's dark ominous shape from afar.
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Inside that tower lives a creature...
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And it is said by the townsfolk that it's horrible cry can be heard in the night.
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Only a few have ever seen it, and even fewer have survived after such sight.
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That creature...was named Fluffy.
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Now, this author had never truly SEEN Fluffy itself, but he had heard many horrible stories and experienced the aforementioned sounds in the night.
(Great start, guys!)
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It was said that his cries sounded like the screams from the pits of hell itself, and its appearance of a most ghastly composition of misshaped bones and carrion.
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First hand accounts have been collected from diaries and letters left on the bodies killed by Fluffy.
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But in the village, there was a boy, a boy determined to do something no other man had done before.
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This boy was going to capture Fluffy.
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Unfortunately, they boy had schitzofrenia, dyslexia, blindness, no legs and had overprotective parents who kept him on a lead which made it hard for him
to complete this task.
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But with all of these ailments, his brain worked perfectly, a genius in disguise.
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And by using his intelligence, the boy managed to build a machine capable of incredible feats.
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He wished to use this machine to trick his parents and go forth to the tower
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He set the machine so it would grab a knife on the kitchen, and go to his parent's room.
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As planned, the machine just did that, and the parents simply saw a machine holding a knife, and they wondered, "What the hell?"
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Under the gleam of a pale moon, the blade's keen edge captured the stark expressions of horror, as it...
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diced a tomato up and made salsa, apparently the instructions weren't set very well.
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It then distracted the parents with its delicious dishes, as the boy ran away.
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As the boy ran away, he could see the forest getting near, the forest he would have to pass to reach the tower.
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And as he reached the edge of the forest a mutated Jimmy Hoffa jumps out and tries to eat him.
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The boy then cried for help.
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And Archem came to his rescue, though while Archem could not be harm as he is invincible he could not do any damage either for he was a ghost.
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But before leaving, archem made sure to use his skills, his sex skills.
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With Hoffa distracted, the boy began to run again, but was deterred by a group of Chicago mobsters.
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Who then got in a fight with a group of Manchester United fans led be the king of crooked teeth, fish, chips, and crisps himself Dragonium.
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Dragonium smacked the Mobsters, and then a humungous...
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...block comes out of the heavens and farts redness at Dragonium.
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Then the boy realized he was dreaming as he had no legs to run on.
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Inevitably slipping into a quick barrel roll, he found himself mysteriously laying at the gate of the tower.
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And as he woke from his dream, he looked down at his closet and there stood the evil monkey.
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The ape fastened shut his crooked bite of teeth, an involuntary but no less sickly grin peeling from one cheek to the other, "We meet again."
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"You weren't always evil ape, what is your motivation?"
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"You never fed me when I was but a small ape, hiding out in your lava lamp!"
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"I never fed you because I never liked you!" (Matrix Gun Fight)
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As the two lay exhausted and bullet ridden, the screeches of Fluffly echoed in through the boy's open window.
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The boy stared lovingly into the monkey's eyes and put his hand on its leg.
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The evil monkey looked back just as loving into the boys eyes as they lie there bleeding hopelessly.
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at that exact second, a giant bear rolled into the house, throwing the two outside and the boy's parents into the town.
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The monekey then realized where they were and picked the boy up and ran towards the tower, Fluffy had its next victim.
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Thank god that the boy had a potato peeler because...
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It just so happened the monkey had a potatoe, which turned out to be a magic potatoe that when peeled...
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Made Fluffy turn into a gigantic purple fluff ball that spells epic doom with it's nostril.
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Just as the newly-fluffed Fluffy was about to attack, Billy Wilkinsonshirebuns III awoke quickly, smacking his head against the ceiling fan (as he was on the top bunk) - why hadn't he turned it off?
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Then he remembers why, because hes an idiot.
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Taking his low self-esteem with him, sir Wilkinsonshirebuns the third hopped out of bed and ran outside to catch the commotion, only to realize he hadn't put any clothes on.
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Though his abnormally small penis was usually somthing everyone would look at and lagh, no one seemed to notice and were focused on the flipped over ice cream truck.
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He darted in and out of the townspeople, sliding on the dew covered cobblestone streets as he went.
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One of the townsmen stuck out his foot, and tripped the poor lad, blinding him due to the crappy game damage engine.
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The boy writhed in the dirt, as the monkey held him down for Fluffy.
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At that very moment a huge mushroom cloud appeared on the horizon.
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And went floating by.
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The mushroom cloud suddenly materialised into a large tower with Fluffy residing inside.