Charas-Project
Off-Topic => Creative arts => Topic started by: Moosetroop11 on August 18, 2015, 06:35:40 PM
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> TEXTVENTURE
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You are TEXT VENTURE.
Your friends call you TEX.
Around you is the sunny landscape of... SOME BEACH SOMEWHERE. You're not exactly sure how you got here, or how you came to lose your CLOTHES, but you're sure there's a perfectly reasonable explanation.
Where do you go?
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IHOP!
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> Denny's!
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Good idea, you think. CLOTHES can wait. Right now what you need are some delicious PANCAKES.
On the way to IHOP you spot a mysterious WOMAN. Hopefully she won't notice your embarrassing state of undress.
What do you do?
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> Flaunt it
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>Say something flirtatious.
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>grab a copy of the daily gazette.
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Oh God what
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> flee without paying.
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> Offer her some of your short stack
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You are in PRISON.
Some women have no appreciation of a good CHAT UP LINE.
What do you do?
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> Try to convince the guard that you are an alien.
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> Question the prison staff about your prison uniform (or lack thereof).
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> Make a robe for yourself with the only bedding available and try to seduce the guard to get out
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>Ask the name of the mysterious woman, then try to use your one phone call to call her.
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>Use my untrained Lock Picking Skills to try and get the door open.
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> Ask for ketchup
(PS. that's some great flaunting)
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> Serve your time.
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> Ask for ketchup
I know where this is going.
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Isn't there a Maker for text adventures?
>Look around your cell.
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> reflect on what you've done, repent, and find God (and maybe some clothes.)
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> Whack everything in sight
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> Whack everything in sight
> Look down first.
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> Look down first.
>Experience crushing disappointment.