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You look like my grandmother.edit: when she was young. You don't look like you're 80.
Last night I had a dream that Zerlina and I were pirates. It was... beautiful.
I don't know, you've got the balls for it, it just depends on luck and how gifted you are.
Are you suggesting I enter the world of adult entertainment?
People love watching fat nerds having sex with hot porn stars. It shows them that there's still hope for everyone!
Ellie: I had a slice of ham in my hand. I was going to drop it, so I slapped it hard. It attached itself to the wall
Spittin' image.