Logo needed for SuperPhillip RPG: The Crystal Quest!

[SuperPhillip]

Hello. I'm 20 hours of gameplay into my game, yet I still don't have a logo! 
Could someone kind and artistic assist me?

I'd like "SuperPhillip" to be in the Breath of Fire font with a sword going through the first letter P's opening (diagonally) and a red cap draped over the top left side of the letter "S"
http://hg101.classicgaming.gamespy.com/bof/logo.png

I'd like "The Crystal Quest" in the font of the Crystal Chronicles.

http://www.ffcompendium.com/misc/logocc.jpg

The letters "RPG" can be written in whatever font you feel fits the logo best.

To cap it all off, I'd like a diamond shaped, three-dimensional crystal being covered by the entire logo.

Is this possible? Would it be easier for you to show me each part of the logo and me give the go ahead on it?

I hope someone will help. This project is going so great.

[SuperPhillip]

haha

No, but thanks for the laugh. 

[SuperPhillip]

Is anyone able to do this?
How hard would this be?