Phobics

[Drace]

Lol

[Ace of Spades]

Arachnaphobia - fear of spiders. (damn spiders...)
Acrophobia - fear of heights

I didn't read that, but I saw somewhere that there is a fear of air.

[Razor]

Deipnophobia- Fear of dining or dinner conversations.
"So Jeff, how have you been today?" "AHHH! AHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

Euphobia- Fear of hearing good news.
"Hey Jeff, I just found a cure for your Deipnoph-" "AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

Francophobia- Fear of France or French culture.
Oui oui!

and I think the best one yet

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words.

and before I leave, we all have Didaskaleinophobia- Fear of going to school.





edit: "So Jeff, when do you first remember getting Mnemophobia?" "Well I - AAHHHHHHHHH!"


Xyrophobia - Fear of Razor! ph33r me!!! lol

[Grandy]

Arithmophobia- Fear of numbers (My Math teacher did that to me)
Aulophobia- Fear of flutes. (My music teacher did that to me)
Clinophobia- Fear of going to bed
Bolshephobia- Fear of Bolsheviks (Who is that guy? I don't know, but I fear)

[MSlash67]

Mine are:
 
Arachnephobia or Arachnophobia- Fear of spiders.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words.

Homophobia- Fear of homosexuality or of becoming homosexual.

Numerophobia- Fear of numbers.

Philophobia- Fear of falling in love or being in love.( I guess I have it cuz I can never ask a girl out on a date)

[Razor]

You're afraid of gays or males?

[MSlash67]

Gays,they just wierd me out.

[Razor]

You're quite aware of the difference between being weirded out and being phobic, right?

[Drace]

Zemmiphobia- Fear of the great mole rat.
MOLE RAT! XD

Xenoglossophobia- Fear of foreign languages.
"Could you direct me to the near...." "AHHHHH!!! He speaks American and I'm british!"

Vestiphobia- Fear of clothing.
"John! You're not wearing nothing to work again!"

Uranophobia or Ouranophobia- Fear of heaven.
A laugh if the pope has it!

Theophobia- Fear of gods or religion.
"AHHHHHH!!!! CHURCH!"

Teutophobia- Fear of German or German things.
"Oh no! Bradwurst und Sauerkraut! AHHHHHHH!!!!"

Tachophobia- Fear of speed.
"10 miles an hour! AHHHH! Julie! You're going to fast!"

Russophobia- Fear of Russians.
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Proctophobia- Fear of rectums.
"Oh no, got to **** again! AHHHHHHHH"

[VahnGrave]

Originally posted by Sephiroth rocks
Dikephobia- Fear of justice.

Shouldn't that be fear of lesbians?

 

Anablephobia- Fear of looking up.

What the hell?

 

Ambulophobia- Fear of walking.

...Why in the duck would anyone be afraid of walking?

 

Auroraphobia- Fear of Northern lights.

         

 

Bolshephobia- Fear of Bolsheviks.

What... The hell... Is THAT all about?

 

Chaetophobia- Fear of hair.

Apparently I don't have that.

 

Chirophobia- Fear of hands.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

Cibophobia- Fear of food.

How the hell can a person be afraid of food?

Anyways... I'm too lazy to quote any more.

[FFL2and3rocks]

I think Bolsheviks are a type of communists.

I have Arachnophobia.

And I hope this doesn't get locked for advertising, since it's a discussion thread about phobias and not just a "Hey check out this site!" thread.

[Razor]

shh shut up!
noone would have noticed if you didn't say anything!

[InsaneJP]

Thaasophobia- Fear of sitting....Im always standing at the comp
Maniaphobia- Fear of insanity......Im already there!!



J/k! lol


but 4real.....
Peniaphobia- Fear of poverty
Meningitophobia- Fear of brain disease
Ecclesiophobia- Fear of church.....i dont wanna get fondled in some worng way by an old man!!

[ZeroKirbyX]

Automatonophobia- Fear of ventriloquist's dummies, animatronic creatures, wax statues - anything that falsly represents a sentient being. (Couldn't go to into Ripley's museum cause of that.)
Aviophobia or Aviatophobia- Fear of flying. (I gotta fly on Sat too)
Catagelophobia- Fear of being ridiculed.
Cleithrophobia or Cleisiophobia- Fear of being locked in an enclosed place.
Clithrophobia or Cleithrophobia- Fear of being enclosed.
Demophobia- Fear of crowds.
Eicophobia- Fear of home surroundings.
Hellenologophobia- Fear of complex scientific terminology.
Hypsiphobia- Fear of heights.
Japanophobia- Fear of Japanese.
Myctophobia- Fear of darkness. (The unknown really)
Nyctohylophobia- Fear of dark wooded areas or of forests at night
Pnigophobia or Pnigerophobia- Fear of choking of being smothered.
Selachophobia- Fear of sharks. (Still won't go in more than 10ft in the ocean or a dirty lake. Bull sharks you know)
Chibiphobia(or what ever its called)- Fear of chibi

I'm freaking serious about 'em all too.

[VahnGrave]

Oh..

I have:

Retardophobia -  afraid of stupid people. (They can be dangerous)
Suckophobia - People that suck... (They suck.)