The Big Emerald 3

[LynX]

LynX then realizes what has he done and asks to get the emerald back. He gets it. Then he blasts Sqoad the same way as he did Xenocide (Yup, summoned another shotgun). LynX then grabs emerald and flies away (play Superman theme here).

[Bluhman]

Bluhman notices how LynX' name is spelled all wrong. He corrects his name, but then "LynX" ended up as being spellchecked as "Links" as in "Sausage Links". Therefore, by spellchecking his name, Bluhman turned Lynx into sausage wrapped around an emrald. Taking the emrald which fell from the sky, he ran to the moon upon a sweet, sweet rainbow bridge, with a healthy snack of dried sausages.

[xenocide]

*Mission Impossible theme plays* Xenocide sneaks up to Bluhman and snatches the emerald then replaces it with a fake, without Bluhman noticing, shoves a motion sensor bomb up Bluhman's nose, and RUNS LIKE HECK.

Xenocide: Don't move. You move and it will be tough living with your head 20 feet away from your body

Bluhman: *starts sweating*

[Bluhman]

Bluhman: "Wait..."

Minutes pass...

Bluhman: "Oh yeah! Hah!"

Bluhman explodes like he did elsewhere, and rematerializes.

[xenocide]

Xenocide: I still have the emerald *teleports to New Vegeta*

Xenocide uses the KaMeHaMeHa wave and vaporizes all the competition.

Edit: Its been a while since someone posted...do i win?

[LynX]

Nope.

LynX rematerializes from the netherworld on the same place Xenocide is, while blowing Xenocide up. GRUESOME BONUS!!! Anyway, LynX grabs emerald and washes away.

[X_marks_the_ed]

Lynx: *Blows up*
Ed: *Grabs the emerald*
Earth: *Blows up*

[LynX]

LynX rematerializes from his parts in true Terminator fashion, and casts Forever Zero. Ed's body atoms are being destroyed, and LynX quickly grabs emerald and teleports not very far away so he can watch the special effects.

[Bluhman]

Bluhman: Hello LynX. Do you wan't to be incased in solid mythryl?

LynX: Yes.

Bluhman: The cost being 1 emerald.

LynX hands over the emerald and slowly begins to turn into mythryl

LynX: Cool! It feels like I'm melting in a pot of molten lava!

Bluhman: Now I'm off to meet the wizard, the wonderful wizard of oz. Have fun!

Bluhman jumps way into the sky.

[X_marks_the_ed]

Bluhman runs into Ed.

Bluhman: I am going to see the wizard of oz.
Ed: *Snatches emerald.*
Bluhman:
Ed:

Ed runs to mercury and blows it up.

[xenocide]

Who ever said it broke?

Xeno: *disguised as taxi cab driver* Hello sir!

Nikey: Hi! i gotta run ok, can you take me to the nearest airport?

Xeno: Sure i can! *drives to a cliff*

Nikey: Why did you stop near this cliff?

Xeno: *steals emerald, drives off cliff, teleports out of taxi*

[Bluhman]

turns out that xenocide teleported right underneath where the taxi would land. The taxi landed on him, crushed him, causing him to drop the emerald right next to Bluhman, who was waiting for the bus.

Bluhman: "Ohh! Jolly ranchers!"

Bluhman eats the emerald and walks into the oddly god-proof bus.

[LynX]

LynX sings a random song that came to his mind. Nikey's head exploded into a million pieces. LynX grabs emerald and   .

[xenocide]

LynX: You will never get the emerald from me while I am alive!
Xeno: Theres no problem then.
LynX: IM STILL ALIVE STUPID!

LynX then spontaneously combusts. Xeno grabs the emerald and goes on his way.

Xeno: Are you? Are you still truly alive? Rest in pieces my friend.

[X_marks_the_ed]

Ed blows up every planet in the solar system that remained. The emerald lands in his hand. He runs in the middle of deep space and throws it into the sun. The sun explodes and the universe implodes in on itself.