DDR!!!wOOt

[White Dwarf]

more like go back in time to have it with her. Ace, your a confused boy!

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[Razor]

Hell, this thread should be about time travelling theories...


ooh, can it be? that would be soooo cool.

[Drace]

Well then I would like to say that Back to the Futere 2 never could have been happend.

The guy, the proffessor and the future bride of the guy go to the future to help his grandson. But if the guy and future bride go into the future it means that they don't have nerdy sex in the past and thus they can't have children and can't have grandchildren. 'nuff said.

[Razor]

Yeah, but they would come back from the future after the movie and then have nerdy sex. so it sticks.

[Drace]

Yes, but that means that they never actually went to the future in the first loop. And the same loops goes on forever, thus making it impossible.

[Razor]

That's it. Diagram time!

[Bluhman]

Ok. I'm confused.

[Trevlac]

After reading that "timeline" (...) I immediately thought:

If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.

And...

my_head / 0

[charaman]

Originally posted by Trevlac
After reading that "timeline" (...) I immediately thought:

If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.

And...

my_head / 0

my_head / 0 every time lewis black tells that joke. hes amazing.

[Razor]

What does ones equine relate to a year in college, why does Trev's head divide by 0 and what does Lewis Black have to do with time travel?

[White Dwarf]

 How to make money using timetravel

Step (1) Go into the future and get the results for sport's effents and the stock exchange for the last 80 years. Make sure your far in the future so the money's worth less and so you get more.
Step (2) Bet on everything. If you dont want to watch the matches or anything, just timetrazel to when its over
Step (3) Collet all money you have won.
Step (4) Go into the past and make a bank account, and put everything away.
Step (5) Go into the future just before the bank closes and take out all your money.
Step (6) Repeat step 4.

[Razor]

How to make money using timetravel part 2

(1)Go back in time and find yourself when you had $10.
(2)Give yourself $10.
(3)Now you should have $20, so give that to yourself.
(4)Now you should have $40.
(5)Keep this up until you have reached a desired amount of exactly the same looking money.
(6)Return to present.

[White Dwarf]

How to make money using timetravel part 3

Step (1) Go to bill gates before he makes his computers, and beat him up and steal his lunch money.




... Ok so it doesent give you money but you'ed be doing us all a favour.

[Drace]

 How to make money using timetravel part 4

1) Go 20 years into the future and rob a bank.
2) Go back in time with all the money after robbing the bank.
3) Go 20 years minus 1 day into the future and rob the same bank.
4) Go back in time with all the money.
5) Keep doing this with every time minus 1 day till you've reached 19 years into the future. You'll be very rich.

[White Dwarf]

 How to make money using timetravel part 5


Step (1) Take a Ball point pen back in time.
Step (2) Sell Pen for millions.
Step (3) Return to present.