Do things to the next poster! Dragon Quest Style!

[Meiscool-2]

*realizes he wrote ZXK instead of ZKX*
*all emos have been defeated, objective complete*
*Game 3% of the way through*
*New character "Razor" unlocked*

[Scarface Larry]

*Scarface Larry refuses to believe the lack of emos*

*Scarface Larry and party (well, anyone with a boomshtick) goes off on the hunt to find the...dum dum dummmmm....LORD EMO*

*Scarface Larry and party go into a pub*

*but it's no ordinarrrrryy pub....it is the....*

* CHARAS PUB!!!!!!!!!!!!*

*ZKX casts "wackiness ensues" on all party members*

*And wackiness DID ensue....*

[MSlash67]

*MS runs around in underwear*
MS: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
ZKX: dude, you were out of the spells casting range
Party: O.o
MS:....I knew that....
*MS puts clothes back on and picks up boomshtick and points it out window waiting for emos*

[shadus]

*Shadus' nipples stop sucking on ZKX and bounce over to the bar*
*Shadus' nipples cast "ask for root beer.*

[chronoman]

*Chronoman turns around*
Chronoman:"No nipples at the bar!"
*ask for root beer fails*
*Chronoman casts boot out*

[Scarface Larry]

*Scarface Larry casts "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZEEEE"*

*Bartender has no choice but to give him booze*

*ZKX casts "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZEEEE"*

*Bartender has no choice but to give him booze*

*Bartender grumbles about mother being right when she told him to be a dentist*

*FFL threatens bartender with boomshtick for booze*

*Bartender gives the bloody booze*

*Scarface Larry, ZKX, and FFL all cast "drunken Stupor"*

*The trio is "drunk'd"*

*A drunken Hobo draws near*

*ZKX casts "Meh"*

*Drunken Hobo takes it as an insult!*

*Drunken Hobo transforms into "Whiny Emo"*

*A whiny Emo draws Near*

*FFL casts "Mad Mod Skillz"*

*FFL raises partie's post count by 3000*

*Status effect "Uber members" inflicted on party*

*FFL casts "Bannage", Drunken Hobo is banned*

*Party gains 45 exp*

*Scarface Larry gained a level*

*Scarface Larry learnt "Weak Flame"*

*Scarface Larry can now flame enemies weakly*

[chronoman]

*Chronoman serves the booze*
Chronoman:Lazy bunch of .....here you are sir.
*Chronoman casts file grevince.*

[Scarface Larry]

*Upon drinking the secretly magical beer, Scarface Larry learned "Foo throw" and "roundhouse kick"*

*Scarface Larry advanced 1 level in the job class "Mr.Chuck T Norris"*

Has anyone noticed how this has become almost an RP, and, yes, DQ has job classes.

[chronoman]

*Chronoman stops casting "Grictine in the beer"*

*File greivence fails*

*Shauds' nipples fall over dead.*

*Chronoman casts "Ha"*

*"Ha" succesfullt hit the dead nipples.*

*Chronoman gains 23 exp.*

((Yeah I noticed after reading all of this.))

[Scarface Larry]

*Scarface Larry casts "Foo Throw" on Shadus' Nipples*

*Chronoman casts "WTF"*

*WTF casting succesful, Chronoman is now confused*

*Chronoman casts "Dance for no apparent reason"*

*"Dance for no apparent reson" failed, Chronoman Can't dance*

*ZKX casts "Dance for a very good, yet nontheless non-apparent, reason"*

*Casting succesful*

*ZKX began to dance*

*And they danced into the night, until chronoman cut the beer supply, but by then everyone was passed out*

[chronoman]

*Chronoman casts "Push the drunks out with a broom"*

*Casting succesful everyone is push out with the broom*

*Chronoman casts "Lock"*

*Door succesfuly locks*

[Archem]

*Archem casts On the Topic.*
*Game returns to topic.*
*Confronted by: 3 Werewolves, 2 Garden Gnomes, and 1 Partridge in a Pear Tree.*

[Scarface Larry]

*Scarface Larry casts "Chuck Norris Roundhouse"*

*Door takes so much damage the power goes out*

*FFL casts "Backup Generator"*

*ZKX casts "Thank god"*

*Scarface Larry casts "Chuck Norris Roundhouse" again*

*Door and bar are nearly blown to oblvivion*

*no, not the elder scrolls game.*

*Chronoman casts "Run like fudging hell"*

*Casting succesful, Chronoman runs like hell*

*Scarface Larry casts "Loot booze and belongings"*

*ZKX and FFL both cast "cut of the loot"*

*ZKX recieves "A tankard of beer, Chronoman's Closet and Chronoman's stuffed Alex"*

*Scarface Larry recieves "Tankards of beer, Chronoman's porn collection, Chronoman's ps2, Chronoman's ps12 game collection"

*FFL recieves "Tankards of AlexWieser, the beer fit for a webmaster, Chronoman's TV, Chronoman's Bed, Chronoman's Couch, Chronoman's Stuffed Mod and Admin collection"*

*Chronoman recieved "Nothing, it all got stolen"*

*Chronoman casts "Contrived Plot device"*

*Chronoman goes on a quest to get his stuff back*

*Scarface Larry's plot twist senses tingle*

*ZKX's wacky sense tingles*

*ZKX throws a cream pie at a random bystander*

*ZKX gains 50 exp*

*ZKX gains a level*

*ZKX learns "Big Red Nose"*

*Random Bystander starts to cry because he's a 1 time NPC*

*Random Bystander goes on a quest to kill ZKX*

*Scarface Larry's Plot Twist senses really tingle*

KOOLOO LIMPAH!

[chronoman]

*Chronoman returns with IronMech*

Chronoman: Give back my Hentai and video games you fudge eaters!

*Chronoman casts "summon emo lord"*

*Emo lord emerges*

*Scarface larry has succesfuly sh^t his pants.*

*grictine takes effect!*

*Zkx and Sacrface larry run to bathroom*

*Diarea sataus effected on ZKx and Scarface larry!*

*Lord emo casts "Snack"

*Lord emo succesfult eats FFL's head!*

*Chronoman recives Stole good and 500 gold from Scareface larry as well as 568 exp.*

*Chronoman levels up!*

*Chronoman has leared burninate!*

Chronoman can now bbbbbuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrnnnnnnnn enemies!*

[Scarface Larry]

*Scarface Larry casts "Foo Throw"*

*Mr.T Throws chronoman helluva far*

*Scarface Larry poops*

*ZXK casts "Big Red Nose"*

*Chronoman now has a big red nose*

*Chronoman: NOOOOO my nooooose!!!!*

*FFL casts "Mad Mod Skillz"*

*Chronoman's porn collection is locked*

*Chronoman: You.....Bastards.....My....Pretties*

*Chronoman casts "Hemmeroids"*

*FFL "hemmeroids" inflicted*

*Scarface Larry casts "Chuck Norris Light Speed Roundhouse"*

*Chuck Norris delivers a kick that could shatter bones, into the crotch, of Chronoman*

*Chronoman "Oh sweet jesus my nads" Status inflicted*

*ZXK casts "Cream Pie"*

*Chronoman catches the delicious pie and eats it*

*Chronoman casts "MMMmmmm Pie"*

*casting succesful, Chronoman likes pie*

*FFL casts "Mad Mod Skillz"*

*Chronoman's pants dissappear*

*Chronoman: How the hell did you do THAT???*

*FFL: I'm a mod, I can do anything to anyone*

*Chronoman casts "Mad Mod Skillz"*

*Casting failed, lol PWND*

A n00bLamerz draws near

*Chronoman steps on it with ironmech*

*n00bLamerz logs off because he's a lamer*

*Scarface Larry Pilfers porn and game collection*

*Scarface Larry casts "Foo Throw" and "LightSpeedRoundhouse"*

*The Porn collection and videogame collection is thrown into space, where chuck norris roundhouses them so hard the explode*

*Chonoman,ZXK, Scarface Larry, and FFL: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*

*Scarface Larry casts "Wrong target"*

*Chuck Norris and Mr.T are too awesome to care*

*What happened to the porn collection? What about the videogames?    OMFG A VIKING LIEK OMG!!!!!*