Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[Darrellito]

Granted. Welcome to da streets nigga.

I wish I had the world's most comfy blanket to go with my pillow.

[fruckert]

Granted. The combined awesome relaxedness makes it so that your heart stops, and you die

I wish I had some gummy bears

[Rahl]

Granted but they are too good and the family jewels implode.

I wish I could rock all night, and part everyday.

[Darrellito]

Granted, but your forced to, so it totally loses it's interesting quality. But you still have to do it.

I wish my comfy blanket and pillow would follow me into the afterlife, so no one on earth could steal them.

[Rahl]

Granted but when you get there they never leave you alone and get very annoying.

I wish for more wishes.

[fruckert]

Granted, no corruption because...well, you always get more wishes, dude
Just post more

I must say that I request a proper lesson in verbosity, as I find it to be most amusing, and apparently my extravagant vocabulary vanishes after I start typing

[Rahl]

Granted my dear boy, but all propper verbosity you learn drives you insane and you begin to wonder why you didnt just stay ignorant....

I wish that people would make proper paragraphs when posting thier games.

[Darrellito]

Granted, but it makes the post extremely long, and therefore, you lose interest in most of the games that could rival Final Fantasy and the like.

I wish the guys from Dethklok would enter our reality and start the Metalocalypse.

[Muguishi]

Wish granted. But theyre unable to comprehend the 3D world and spontainously combust... into ice. 

I wish for a cookie 

[fruckert]

Granted. It's got CYANIDE and you die

I wish I knew how many points I had in Ed's new game

[Rahl]

2, but for asking how many points you have you loose 2 poits.

I wish I may I wish I might get $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
this night...

[fruckert]

Granted, you wished for you to wish for that much money, but it doesn't come true

I put in green energy

[X_marks_the_ed]

Granted. It's got CYANIDE and you die

I wish I knew how many points I had in Ed's new game

What does it matter. You killed yourself, and therefore lost. You had 0 anyway. Do more awesome stuff.


You get.... this ain't vending machine, you twat!

I wish into the vending machine.

[Fisherson]

The machine comes to life! Shortly after Mayor Zeek passed a new law alowing citizens to hunt possed inanimate objects after he had a bad encounter with a toaster.


I wish the world was invaded by beings from arcross the stars and that instead of abducting me they took every new member I didn't like and then did nothing sexual to them or harmed them in anyway.

[fruckert]

Granted. Um...they drop you in a pit of nitrogen?

I wish I knew how my momentary moment of confusion came to be