Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[Rahl]

Granted, but its ball flavored...

I wish I could soar with the clouds.

[Red Giant]

Granted. But you can never come back down.

I wish I had an extra week of holiday.

[Rahl]

Granted but on your holiday you get anal ganged by 300 pound inmates...

I wish this was a perfect world.

[Darrellito]

Granted, but all your perfect world is you zoning out on mushrooms all day long.

I wish I had the world's largest corndog served to me on a large plate.

[Rahl]

Granted but the corndog is made of rocks and is therefore unedible.

I wish I were smart.

[Fisherson]

Granted but now you are considered a nerd and women won't go out with you.




I wish that I understood Bleach.

[fruckert]

Granted. You go crazy from the retardismism

I wish for my sickness stuff to go away

[Dominicy]

There is a 90% tax.  You're left with one tenth of a victory.

Lyrics to I Wish :
Chorus x4

I wish I was little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a '64 Impala

Courtesy of Google.

[Rahl]

Granted but the rabbit in a hat with a bat beats the **** outta you.

I wish I had invented google.

[Rahl]

Granted but the black knight envys you and sneaks in one night when your husband is faking a headache, sits on your face farts very loudly and smothers you inside of his anus with gasious intent, but then comes the white to save you, but the white knight meets a similar fate but instead the black knight's anus he smothered in his penis hole.

I wish I could make sense.

[fruckert]

Granted. What you just wrote gives you horrendous nightmares for the rest of your life

I wish that this next persons wish was uncorruptable

[Rahl]

Granted

I wish nothing would go wrong with this wish.

[WarxePB]

Granted. But since you're not playing the game right, you suffer the ironic fate of being wished out of existence.

I wish that Rahl didn't exist.

[fruckert]

Granted. Two seconds later, he pops back into existence

I wish that I could find a good Steampunk video game that actually worked >_>

[Rahl]

Granted but it only works for 2 seconds then stops working again.

I wish I could sprite better.