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Topic: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted! (Read 501387 times)
Silver Incubus
Dead Hands Justin
Initiate
Posts: 31
Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
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Reply #2340 on:
March 16, 2010, 10:04:58 PM »
Granted. You hear everyone's mind all the time and it sounds like jibberish. You kill yourself to stop the voices.
I wish I had a PS3
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MissingName
Here you go. Juicy Fruit. Happy?
Exemplar
Posts: 1,919
The scotch is well hidden. So scram.
Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
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Reply #2341 on:
March 17, 2010, 01:10:36 AM »
Granted. You start to play and then realize you are wasting your valuable life.
I wish to go to Chernobyl.
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ellie-is
Administrator
Over 9000!
Posts: 13,056
Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
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Reply #2342 on:
March 17, 2010, 01:23:53 AM »
Okay. Enjoy mutations! Also, 1111 posts.
I wish for 1111 posts again.
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Quote from: Zerlina on February 05, 2012, 08:59:46 PM
Yeah so I'm pretty
Quote from: Archem2 on February 05, 2012, 09:33:40 PM
I'm a fat-***
Cerebus
The Poison Lord
Royal
Posts: 3,486
Chemical Rules
Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
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Reply #2343 on:
March 17, 2010, 02:00:16 AM »
Granted. Nobody cares. You lost 7/8 of your posts for no valuable reason. Plus, the only remaining ones are spam. So everyone refers to you as a spammer. You get very sad at this and shoot yourself... on the feet, because you can't aim. Seriously dude, your aim is worst than Stormtroopers.
I wish I could read people's mind, but only when I want, and on specific target(s) so I don't end up hearing everyone.
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ellie-is
Administrator
Over 9000!
Posts: 13,056
Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
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Reply #2344 on:
March 17, 2010, 02:05:08 AM »
Okay. You read the mind of a dangerous guy and learns dangerous stuff. He goes after you and kills you to death so you will stay quiet.
I wish Jet would smile more often.
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Quote from: Zerlina on February 05, 2012, 08:59:46 PM
Yeah so I'm pretty
Quote from: Archem2 on February 05, 2012, 09:33:40 PM
I'm a fat-***
HobomasterXXX
Your eyes. Are an ocean. Your breasts. Are also an ocean.
Leader
Posts: 2,700
Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
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Reply #2345 on:
March 17, 2010, 09:05:03 AM »
Creepy murderer smiles ain't so nice.
I wish I had a job. That paid well, And was thoroughly enjoyable.
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1:24 PM - [Razor]: I almost fell off my chair
1:24 PM - [Razor]: in anticipation for DICK
Darrellito
Assassin for hire.
Exemplar
Posts: 1,018
I see you.
Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
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Reply #2346 on:
March 17, 2010, 10:37:08 AM »
Quote from: lucas_irineu on March 17, 2010, 02:05:08 AM
kills you to death
Can you kill someone to life?
Granted. You start enjoying sleeping with extremely large men. And getting paid for it.
I wish I knew Colonel Sanders secret recipe.
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I return your souls. Or at least what remains...
MissingName
Here you go. Juicy Fruit. Happy?
Exemplar
Posts: 1,919
The scotch is well hidden. So scram.
Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
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Reply #2347 on:
March 17, 2010, 11:13:48 AM »
Granted. It's people.
I wish for a can of cream soda.
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Musha
Brooding Artist
Zealot
Posts: 799
Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
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Reply #2348 on:
March 17, 2010, 11:10:42 PM »
Granted. It's made with <a href="
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6F4GtyRfto
">Brylcreem</a>.
I wish for Brylcreem.
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Darrellito
Assassin for hire.
Exemplar
Posts: 1,018
I see you.
Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
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Reply #2349 on:
March 18, 2010, 05:05:28 AM »
Granted. But it's old and crusty, and makes your hair fall out.
I wish I was the boogey man.
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I return your souls. Or at least what remains...
Darkfox
These spectacles do nothing
Staff
Over 9000!
Posts: 10,215
Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
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Reply #2350 on:
March 18, 2010, 07:20:34 AM »
Granted, you are made of snot. CONGRATULATIONS!
I wish I was the actual real-life materialization of my persona and be a superhero and stuff.
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Bluhman
Global Moderator
Royal
Posts: 4,976
Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
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Reply #2351 on:
March 18, 2010, 08:13:05 AM »
Granted, but the powers aren't actually that good, especially when you consider none of them actually make you bullet proof.
I wish Lucas Irineu would reach 9000 posts already.
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Darrellito
Assassin for hire.
Exemplar
Posts: 1,018
I see you.
Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
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Reply #2352 on:
March 18, 2010, 10:22:01 AM »
Granted, but he takes them from your post count.
Not really all that bad, just a minor annoyance I guess.
I wish I could be Superman for a day, only not in his reality, but in this one.
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I return your souls. Or at least what remains...
Musha
Brooding Artist
Zealot
Posts: 799
Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
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Reply #2353 on:
March 18, 2010, 11:24:11 PM »
Granted, but as soon as that one day is over, the government captures you and dissects you to try to figure out how you got powers.
I wish <a href="
http://www.moddb.com/mods/goldeneye-source
">GoldenEye: Source</a> had the Watch Laser in it.
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Darrellito
Assassin for hire.
Exemplar
Posts: 1,018
I see you.
Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
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Reply #2354 on:
March 19, 2010, 09:45:36 AM »
Granted. But it gives the game an entire unbalanced feel, causing you to hate playing it.
I wish I really could eat lightning and crap thunder.
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