Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[_JeT_]

Granted, but the ten "wihses" aren't wishes, and cannot give you any wishes, but instead give you diabetes.

I wish that I was infected with the T-Virus, the same way Wesker was: with immense power, and regenerative tissue.

[mironic]

granted but the t-virus revives me :O


i wish that i was the main Virus

[_JeT_]

Granted, but you end up like Lisa Trevor (look it up...). Miserable life, eh?

I wish for mironic's swift demise

[Fisherson]

Granted, but now he comes back as a zombie and can't be killed.




I wish I could find a place to buy animie DVDs.

[Dominicy]

Granted.  It's from those greasy fat kids who are obsessed with - ... That one show... Melancholy of some bitch - at your school/workplace.

I wish I would stop laughing at JeT's signature XD

[mironic]

granted but you die from not laughing


i wish there was no way to kill a zombie

[Darrellito]

Granted, but they become more tame, and are quarantined to an island uncharted in the pacific ocean.

I wish for a guitar that anyone can play extremely well just by touching it.

[_JeT_]

Granted, but to play it... You have to move your hand up and down its "shaft". Oh, you dirty girl...

I wish diabetes would be inflicted upon my enemies, and not myself, or my friends/family.

[Darrellito]

Granted, but they see a doctor, work out a plan, and live their lives as happy as they could have been.

I wish I could blow things up with my mind, excluding my mind itself, or my head, rest of the body's ok.

[_JeT_]

Granted...But you blow up reality, and everything no longer exists, and there is nothing but chaos... Actually, that sounds awesome! Get to work on that!

I wish cancer was completely curable.

[Darrellito]

Granted, but in some unexplainable incident, polio is no longer curable.


I wish I was a man of power.

[Dominicy]

Granted.  You are a man of girl power.

*Irritating sixteen-year-old-girl-voice* I WISH I WAS DEAD ;_;!!

[Dominicy]

Granted.  You didn't ask for a glass.

I wish there was a cure for heart atttt-hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

[mironic]

granted theres a cure for "heart atttt-hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"  but not heart attacks



I wish for a big giant CHOCOLAT BAR WITH EXTRA SPELLING MISTAKES =D

[fruckert]

Granted, but it has nuts, and then you develop an allergy to nuts and die

I wish for the best wish ever that will wish that I wished I wished it to wish for something I want
And it happens