Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[Lukas]

granted but now you have to start over

i wish for left 4 dead

[Roland_Deschain]

Granted but the GOD DAMN TITLE BECOMES LEFT FOR DEAD SO IT'S NOT IRRITATING ME.

I wish this topic was more active.

[_JeT_]

Granted, but I'm in it...

I wish Roland_Deschain's name was buig.

[Roland_Deschain]

Granted, but it changes to Twijfel after a few minutes.

I wish (Twijfel) had fangs.

[fruckert]

Granted. His name changes to Vampier 

I wish BLAUWOOG didn't have a black eye no mo

[Roland_Deschain]

Granted, but he's now  embarrassed apparently.

I wish more people used  :domosai:

[fruckert]

 :domosai: :domosai: :domosai: :domosai: :domosai: :domosai: :domosai:
Granted,  :domosai: but now :domosai: people can't stop :domosai: using it
Thanks :domosai: dick

I wish I owned a sword
That was actually useful in combat
And would never break
And isn't evil and won't kill me

[Red Fox]

Wish granted you now own a sword in the shape of a penis.

I wish this wish was a wish of great importance to mankind.

[Roland_Deschain]

Granted, you wish for the destruction of mankind. I'd say that's important.

I wish Red Fox wasn't from Greenland and isn't proud of it.

[Roland_Deschain]

Granted, but they're fried Frenchmen, making you a cannibal. Cannibal.

I wish for seventeen dollars and thirty-four cents.

[Geodessia]

Granted, but then you use it to buy sex.

I wish I could FINALLY FINISH A GAME

[fruckert]

Granted. It sucks

I wish my Sword of Phallus was on fire
Cause we all like flaming dicks, don't we?
DON'T WE?!?!

[_JeT_]

(You know I do!)
Granted, but you get burned when you try to put it up your ***.

I wish Christmas would come sooner, so I can get my 360.

[Emerates]

Okay, but it comes so soon that your parents don't have time to get you anything.

I wish I was as cool as it is outside.

[Fisherson]

Granted, but it eat's pleasent and make you cry



I wish the world was a Death Star, that way we'd have no golbal warming. B)