Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[Hirochi-Zangus]

Granted you remember it works but that's all you think about.

I wish My mom would tuck me in at bed at morning.

[fruckert]

Granted, but she turns into a demon every time she does.

Why are inventory systems that work SO ****ing AWESOME?!?!

[fruckert]

Granted, but your project fails as well.

I wish that this and questions weren't so strangely confusable.

[nitro_crash]

Granted, they are twice as strange and three times as confusing.

I wish for a piece of pie.

[Roland_Deschain]

Granted, but it's sentient predatory pie that eats you.

I wish my next wish can't be corrupted or ruined by anyone else's wish.

[nitro_crash]

Okay, but you have to corrupt it yourself.

I wish I had an evil twin that doesnt want to destroy me, but destroy everything else in the world.

[Roland_Deschain]

Granted, the evil twin instead wants to torture you for all eternity, like AM from I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream. Everything else is gone, but you exist forever in an endless torment from your evil twin. Enjoy!

I wish I had $500 in Canadian money.

[Musha]

Granted, but you get banned from Canada and Canadian Currency is suddenly no longer recognized by the rest of the world.

I wish I could feed off of the negative emotions of others (i.e. fear, anger, hate, etc.) and gain superhuman powers by doing so.

[Cerebus]

Granted, but there is so much hate, fear, anger, etc. that you make an superhuman power overdose and die.
At least, because of you, people now know that superhuman power overdose is possible, and name this situation a Musha in your honour. Nice, your name will be remembered! Well... too bad you were the only one capable of getting super human power.

I wish I had a job in which I don't have much work to do, but still get paid a high salary.

[chronoman]

You now work as a cashier at Wal-Mart.


I wish I had the coolest game ever.

[Vlad Shadeu]

Granted. To make this possible, all games except yours are deleted from existance, you have the only game ever. And its Peggle.

I wish chronoman had no avatar.

[Musha]

Granted, but neither do you

I wish I could hate you to death!!!!

[Hirochi-Zangus]

Granted, no corruption because you'd die from hating me.

I wish that I'd look like charlie brown.

[Vlad Shadeu]

Granted, but you devoid everyone else of their emotions and now, in a vast world of emotionless zombies, your powers dont seem to matter anymore.

I wish i had a 20 man professional development team that asked for no pay that was boldfacedly determined to complete TacTiles the way i've planned it under my name with all the neat little features.

[fruckert]

Granted, but you have to pay each of them $20'000 up front in order for them to do it

I wish I didn't just wake up at 6am during the Summer.