Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[Vlad Shadeu]

Granted, but everyone loses their chickens as they fly to Mars, thus making the end of the chicken and poultry market. Depressed, millions of chicken lovers and KFC employees kill themselves, and the KFC stock goes down the drain fast. The stock market crashes due to a recent uplift in shares, and millions of people go out of business. We are sent into a second Great Depression and, due to the lack of chicken, starve. The human population has thus died off, and all the nuclear weapons accidently go off due to racoon interference.
The World Ends.


I wish for a world without steak.

[MissingName]

Vlad: Granted, but because of the larger numbers of cows, they gain control of the world.
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Lucas: Granted, but you die because of the lack of oxygen.

I wish the rabbits would stop eating my tomato plants.

[Vlad Shadeu]

Granted, now they eat all your plants. And your face.

I wish for a world without Lucas or MissingName.

[supasora]

Granted now you're stuck with me... (what?)

I wish me dvd player wasnt being gay.

[Schpasm]

Granted now you're stuck with me... (what?)

I wish me dvd player wasnt being gay.

Granted, however... it's now being Super Gay!


Edit: I wish I had more soda...

[Vlad Shadeu]

Granted. Soda floods the house.

I wish the newbies weren't allowed to post in the really retro Charas games.

[supasora]

Granted, now the noobs make there own game threads in the wrong area.

I wish naruto would go away.

[fruckert]

Granted, but it comes back...unfortunately =(

I wish I knew why and how Bakugan has replaced Pokemon on the awesome pedestal with the lil'uns these days.

[Vlad Shadeu]

Because the awesome pedastal is a whore and will have ANYTHING on it these days. It got on because they are shiny and have magnets attached to them somehow.


I wish the B-Daman fad would come back, and the sets would be sold for 1$ a piece.

[supasora]

Granted, but when you go to a toy store to buy them parents think your a child predator and you get arrested.

 I wish they would realese the star wars christmas special on DVD.

[Vlad Shadeu]

Granted but you can never find WHERE they sell it, and everyone watches it and tells you how awesome it is. They also refuse to lend it to you.


I wish a popular RPG came out with a glitched scene in the beginning where supasora was thrown into oblivion by the main character. I also which i owned such an RPG.

[supasora]

Granted but the game is so good you explode.

I wish this war between supasora and vlad would end. edit: Woot 200 post!

[Vlad Shadeu]

Granted but the war was all one big joke concoted by Vlad in the first place, learning this, you are so angry a real war starts.



I wish someone would try to put a bunny rabbit in the vending machine.

[supasora]

granted, but the bunny and the supasora autobot fuse and explode vlad for his heathen ways.

 I wish the vlad would remeber this isnt the vending machine game.

[Cloud_765]

Granted, but now he thinks this is a simple "Ask A Question" thread.

I wish I was carrying a frying pan. Do not ask why.