Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[lilsniffs3]

Congrats, escaped prisoners come and gang rape you.

Oh I wish, I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner, I wish wish I was one all the time...

[MissingName]

Granted.  A obese 2-year old comes along and bites your head off before you can finish singing.

I wish I could have a dish of regular spaghetti and red sauce, instead of that gluten-free crap.

[fruckert]

Granted, but you get no meatballs.

I wish I had some awesome sauce.

[CrossStrife]

Granted. I blows up in your face and you choke on awesomeness and die.

I wish I was a Planeswalker in an alliance with Sarhan Vol and Chandra Nalaar.

[Hirochi-Zangus]

Granted but I don't know what you just said... so here's a dollar...

I wish I had the knowledge to go into Algebra concepts!

[MissingName]

Granted.  However, you immediately finish with the onesie-twosie Mickey Mouse algebra problems and begin calculus.

I wish I was still only had to work on those onesie-twosie Micky Mouse algebra problems...

[fruckert]

Granted, but you work on the onesie-twosie Mickey Mouse problems for a day and then go into Trigonometry.

I wish that the Jonas Brothers would die.

[MissingName]

The Jonas Brothers are gunned down in an Italian restaurant by a bunch of Pink Floyd diehards.  However, they had a 500 work volume that was to be released at their funeral.  Tween girls and fanboys line the streets, chanting their praises of the monstrosity (which includes duets with Hannah Montana) and unfortunately you used up all your aspirin because your little sister made you watch "Camp Rock" ten times in a row.

I wish for a better dish detergent that will cut through the burnt crap on this pan I'm trying to clean.

[CrossStrife]

Granted, it burns through the pan.

I wish I could go on an epic adventure spanning the multiverse in it's entirety, seeing all my favorite characters from TV, Movies, Anime, Manga, Card games, Board games, and Videogames.

[lilsniffs3]

Granted, you get pwnd and die in DBZ, but they're too lazy to bring you back.

I wish for foodstuffs.

[CrossStrife]

Granted. You choke and die.

I wish I could live outside the boundaries of time and space like Paradox from Ben 10 Alien Force.

[supasora]

Granted, but it sucks and your stuck in some time paradox.
I wish I could do battle with the pope... Not the battle one.

[X_marks_the_ed]

Granted, but his Hadoken is too strong.

I wish an awesome game like Quest 64 went online, BECAUSE I LOVED IT SO MUCH.

[John Brown]

Ain't that swell.
Feel free to ignore this and move on with your life.
That's your choice.
Lets hope it was a good one.

[Fisherson]

Granted, but a major bug causes it to crash and the company goes bankrupt trying to fix it.

I wish I knew the identity of John Brown.