Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[Darkfox]

Granted, but unfortunately you have to be constantly irradiated to maintain your powers, and because of your depleted immune system you die from the common cold. Ouch!

I wish to be some awesome chimera.

[Hirochi-Zangus]

granted, all three of your heads are you, a OCD chick, and a corpse. Sorry, that's all that was left...

I wish to be... the NEXT AMERICAN IDOL!!!

[fruckert]

Granted, have fun being forgotten.

I wish for a new graphics card.
That's pretty damn good.
And won't break easily.

[Cerebus]

Granted. It doesn't fit your computer.

I wish I could wish anything I want, when I want, where I want.

[supasora]

Granted, you are now a pet cat.

I wish for Asome F.B.I powers!

[Musha]

Granted.  You awesome FBI powers are limited to telling knock-knock jokes like <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn38I0Y-zqg">this one</a>.

I wish the entire concept of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultimate_Marvel">Ultimate Marvel</a> never existed.

[X_marks_the_ed]

Granted. He doesn't do anything. Because HE's dead.

I wish I had some Cherry Coke.

[fruckert]

Granted, but it's full of cherry pits.

I wish the wish of a wish for me.

[Darkfox]

He doesn't kill you, but he talks, and talks, and talks, and doesn't let you talk, then Shoryukens you after asking "Do you play fighting games?"

I wish Deadpool didn't get such a craptastic role in that Wolverine Origins movie.

[fruckert]

Granted. Just...granted.

I wish that I heard of Diablo Swing Orchestra earlier.

[Angel Walter]

Granted! You hear of them years before they even exist, and no one else knows what the heck you're talking about! Mwa-ha-haaaaa!

I wish that there were more video games based around time travel!

[HobomasterXXX]

OFFTOPIC POST INCOMING SIR!

I wish that I heard of Diablo Swing Orchestra earlier.

Jesus christ this is awesome.

[fruckert]

ONTOPIC POST INCOMING SIRE!

Granted, it's so awesome that it transcends the mortal plane and you are never able to watch it.

I wish that I didn't have gibberish Latin stuck in my head, despite it being part of an amazing song.

[supasora]

Granted, but now the song sucks.

I wish I had the latin beat.

[drenrin2120]

Granted, but **** you.

I wish I was witty.