Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[Darkfox]

You are now Bruce Campbell, but you must fight a Japanese death god!

I wish we knew what I.M.Meen's deal was, how he could know magic without studying it first.

[X_marks_the_ed]

Granted, we find out he learned of it from his grandfather, whom did more than just that.

I wish I had more Atari 2600 games.

[Cerebus]

Granted. Considering there is nothing special about that chicken beside the colours, your father decides it isn't worth much and cook it for dinner. And you're actually sad, because it didn't even taste anything special; just tasted like regular chicken.

I wish I could get a Wii as well as SSBB to play against any Charasians who have it as well with little to no lags.

[X_marks_the_ed]

Granted. But I won't stop joining your games as Warioman and Giga Bowser.

I wish that fruck knew more about Palm devices.

[Darkfox]

Granted, but he learns the deadly facepalm and becomes incredibly evil because the ghost of Richard Nixon possesses him and goes to become president again and nobody opposes him because he has the deadly facepalm and kills everybody anyways.

I wish somebody would stop evil Richard Nixon possessed Fruckert.

[Bluhman]

Granted. The alpha force will get on it as soon as they have their game made about them.

I wish they would add a 10th class to TF2 already.

[Darkfox]

Granted, but it is the Plumber, and he has a high pitch Italian voice and you have to jump on people to do any damage.

I wish there was more negative worlds in Super Mario Bros.

[Darrellito]

Granted, but they are completely negative. To win, you have to lose.

I wish I knew what happened over the last two years of my life.

[fruckert]

Granted, you are now drawn by Rob Liefeld.

I wish I wasn't sick dammit.

[Musha]

Granted, but now you're Rob Liefeld...wait he's sick too.  In the head. Damn...

I wish Cable and Deadpool would gang up on Rob Liefeld and beat the ever-loving hell out of him.

[MissingName]

Granted.  Unfortunately, you lose your ticket to the event and are forced to stand outside the doors, listening to the crowd go wild.  A Liefeld illustration mocks on the ad hanging on the wall mocks you.

I wish we could stop the adbots.

[Darkfox]

Granted, and their empire crumbles, and as a result... wait... nothing bad can happen from this!

I wish Donkey Kong were real, equipped with floating floors and barrel throwing.

[Darrellito]

Granted, but in this alternate reality, your a barrel. The first barrel that DK can in fact get his hands on.

I wish I had the teleporting powers of Nightcrawler, the healing ability of Wolverine, and the telekinetic powers of Professor Xavier.

[Darkfox]

Granted, but they suck and are limited to small trivial things like a PB&J sandwich and the remote to come to you instead of having to get up and grab it.

I wish I could be awesome like Bruce Campbell.

[Darrellito]

Granted, but after a couple good movies, your stuck doing nothing but B-rated crap and cameos. Poor Bruce.

I wish I could be a Ghostbuster.