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Offline Bluhman

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A summary of the last 4 days.
« on: December 22, 2006, 02:22:39 AM »
As you might have noticed, I suddenly had dissapeared on Sunday, December the 17th. It could've been the Monday of the 18th, but my memory is a bit foggy of the past few days. What happened, though, I remember like claymation:

Anyway, it was a good saturday night, I was eating dinner at a fine restaurant, only to find that, earlier that day, I had promised my friend, who I will only refer to as Jackson, that I would join him in watching his parody film: "Pilates of the Carribean". When I got home, I called Jackson, only to find that he had died in a critical car accident on his way to the local arcade, and so was rendered dead. This filled me with grief, knowing that I had missed a crucial meeting that would mark the final time I could've seen his beautiful face. It was unusually cold that night, and the cold sent shivers down my spine. I was visiting charas, gathering ideas for a game that would be so awesome, so unbelievably peachy, that no man on earth would know what hit them after they had finished playing my game. It was a foolproof plan, it would be the single best RPG that was ever fabricated by a single man!

But then my brother vaulted over my head and sent it crashing into my computer screen.

My brother was practicing dancing for West Side Story, which was a musical our highschool was holding this year. He was casted as one of the sharks, even though his hair was bright blue. He definitely was more of the jet type, anyway.

Back to the matter at hand, the computer electricity made me go unconcious, and I was out for the rest of the night. Next morning, I found that I was sick with Pectorequiemiexofoliscoliosis. The disease is caused by the bashing of ones head into a computer screen and the bacteria within the screen infesting the inside of your body, giving you a high, high fever, coughing, headache, inability to stand up, glassy eyes, urination problems, bad handeye coordination, and dehydration. My doctor prescribed me to HeadOn, and told me to lie on a couch 15 hours per day and watch whatever channels didn't cause you to have abdominal pain.


Alright, this story is taking waaay too long to write, so I'll just say that I had a freaking nasty flu for the past few days, and didn't bother to use the computer during that time period. So, what's happened while I was gone?
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« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2006, 02:30:55 AM »
I'm really confused as whether to pity or laugh. Damn you and your double sided wit.
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« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2006, 08:03:18 AM »
Or how much that is true and how much it is fabricated? That one left me confused.
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« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2006, 07:13:47 PM »
I R confused..... :viking:
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« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2006, 07:46:11 PM »
Morons. He made up some story. He was sick for 4 days and couldn't acces the computer, that's all. (I think.)
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« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2006, 08:14:21 PM »
Wow, Drace outsmarted the lot of you.

Drace.

You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
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« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2006, 09:11:52 PM »
What happened while you were gone? Nothing. Charas is just an elaborate plot and we're all hired to pretend to be forum members, just to trick you. The last few days was a welcome break, I myself spent it with my husband and kids.
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« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2006, 10:04:42 PM »
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Originally posted by Moosetroop11
What happened while you were gone? Nothing. Charas is just an elaborate plot and we're all hired to pretend to be forum members, just to trick you. The last few days was a welcome break, I myself spent it with my husband and kids.


I knew that.

Also, do you really think that my brother would do something that dumb? For shame. I don't even have a brother.
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« Reply #8 on: December 22, 2006, 10:53:34 PM »
Oh you tricky shrew you! Fabricating an entire reality just to throw us off-beat! It's a shame I didn't buy it... That would be an awesome state of delusion.
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« Reply #9 on: December 22, 2006, 11:31:00 PM »
...as long as you don't have a dead friend, cause that would be incredibly tragic.
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