Vending Machine

[Emerates]

The machine gets fed up with all the 'I'll tap that guffaaw' puns and rejects the game.

I put a femme-bot into the machine.

[Red Giant]

You get a real girlfriend finally.

I put in wet cookies.

[fruckert]

Hoochie Mamma Cupcakes come out...Theeeir Gr8!

I put in the 5 intrawebs that Felix made me lose

[Red Giant]

Attempting to give something you don't have causes machine to break.

I put in Max Milligan, the tiniest mechanic on the planet.

[HobomasterXXX]

Sam Sampson, the biggest electrician in the world attempts to come out, but instead accidentaly tears the machine apart.
I put a fragment of the machine into the dented and bent chute

[Emerates]

Smoke comes out.

I put in two grams of Colombian bam-bam.

[fruckert]

Jamaican Bom-Bom comes out
*boo-hiss*

I put in a question mark

[ThexXtremeXx]

coasterkrazy comes out.

I put chuck norris in...

[Felix-0]

Fail meme comes out

I put in ThexXtremeXx's severed toe

[Rahl]

Out comes god's warth.

I put in a

[fruckert]

Piss comes out...or does it?
You can never tell with that stuff

I put in my giddy joy at Dark Cloud 2 finally working in

[Rahl]

Confusion as to what Dark Cloud 2 comes out of the machine.

Place cloud strife figurine back into the machine.

[Felix-0]

A Barret doll with working gun comes out

I put in Dirge of Cerberus (I <3 that game)

[A Forgotten Legend]

A red cloak comes out.

I put Wii Music into the machine.

[Rahl]

Out comes dirge of cerberus

I put back in the original game that dirge tried to be "Devile May Cry"