Vending Machine

[Bluhman]

"Shut up about your stinking sea elephant." I say, before the machine can do anything.

I shove lilsniffs3 into the machine, as well as a stick of dynamite.

[lilsniffs3]

I explode, for the second time.

I push the man operating the machine out of the machine.

[Djanki]

I get nothing.

I puts a flavor into the machine.

[X_marks_the_ed]

You get a blue rupee! That's five rupees!

I clone the machine with my ice powers.

[lilsniffs3]

Another thread comes out.

I wait for someone to press A-4.

[X_marks_the_ed]

You die of loneliness.

I enjoy it.

[Dominicy]

I'm scared. o.o

I give a warm, welcoming smile and press A-4.....  




Then stick a knife in the ground below where you come out.

[Bluhman]

4 gallons of A1 Steak Sauce shoots into your face.

I put [STRIKE]a bomb[/STRIKE] Bomberman into the machine.

[Dominicy]

everyone runs around screaming in fear for about five minutes, then a chocolate bar falls out of the machine.

I put some PAIN INTO TEH MACHINE! *pops knuckles*

[True Evil]

A giant fist on attached to a giant-er spring comes out of the machine and punches me in the face...

I put my newly lost tooth into the machine...  

[Bluhman]

A dollar comes out. Then the toothfairy comes out as well and whaps the machine.

The Machine uses a vacuum to put the Fairy back into the machine.

[Vlad Shadeu]

Santa Claus and a smart blonde come out.

i stick my NaNoWriMo manuscript into the machine

[Dominicy]

The machine starts writing C+ and HTML codes.  Everyone is scared.

I wonder what ever happened to the time that this machine was a VENDING machine...

[Bluhman]

The machine tells you to shut up and put something in it.

So I put 8000 dollars worth in pennies in the Machine.

[Vlad Shadeu]

8 million dollars in pennies comes out. at a velocity twice the speed of light. aimed at your crotch.

i put in the knowledge of what NaNoWriMo means into the machine.