Vending Machine

[mironic]

Air Insight Drugs come out also known as aids candies.

i put me into the machine.

[Darrellito]

The machine takes a dump, and you fall out cover in slimy brown mucus in a coil.

I deliver a baby next to the machine, then throw the newborn into it.

[fruckert]

The baby comes back out, and subsequently explodes

I put in The Rock, The Energizer Bunny, and Darth Vader into the machine

[Fisherson]

Chuck Noris's nemisis comes out. (Super buff, energetic , light saber weilding, anthro Rabit comes out.





I put Chuck Noris into the machine.

[fruckert]

Princess Peach comes out

I put in 4'000 tonnes of flies

[Darrellito]

The 4's tonnes of flies come back out, this time with suitcases.

I add one egg, beat it, pour it into a pan, add flour, a teaspoon of sugar, and two cups of water and milk, stir, and pour into another pan. I put that into the machine and set it to 375 Degrees Ferinheight.

[mironic]

the machine says " stop playing with my thing"

i put a random guy in the machine.

[Felix-0]

A boring man comes out

I put in Java script

[Darrellito]

The entire Jagex staff walks out of the machine. Yeah, that one fat bald guy who is teh best at Runescape.

I put a waterproof suitcase full of money into the machine.

[mironic]

fat stacks of cash comes out and the person who made vgcats comes out and i hit him for making a crappy comic.


i put the real meaning of cool in the machine.

[_JeT_]

i put the real meaning of cool in the machine.

VGCats come out, along with other cool web comics.

I put 8-Bit theater into the machine

[Darrellito]

Some unearthly god offers me a chance to make the world return, and I do. I reverse Black Mage's haddoken with a the dark haddoken, stunning him long enough for me stuff him inside the machine.

[Felix-0]

A White mage comes out and casts Holy on you...

I put [spoiler]Spoiler[/spoiler] into ther machine

[Bluhman]

The dead corpses of Aeris, Dumbledore, and Jesus tumble out.

I put four skeletons into the machine.

[Darrellito]

They come out black and white, and do one of those 40's cartoon skeleton dances.

I stuff a Dr. Pepper into the machine