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Topic: Vending Machine (Read 360080 times)
_JeT_
Exemplar
Posts: 1,316
A larger Mysterious Mystery of Mysteriousness
Re: Vending Machine
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Reply #930 on:
September 23, 2008, 02:34:51 PM »
A child comes out, and you're forced to raise it, and marry the machine, while the father/mother (I dont know what you are.) does not help in any way, until you get divorced. After the divorce, the machine does not pay child support, and swings with many other parents, prostitutes, and other whores.
I put Archem 3 into the machine.
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Felix-0
And we'll never be
Royal
Posts: 3,563
(royals)
Re: Vending Machine
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Reply #931 on:
September 23, 2008, 05:48:42 PM »
-jEt- 1.0 Comes out
I put Phospor into the machine
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Darrellito
Assassin for hire.
Exemplar
Posts: 1,018
I see you.
Re: Vending Machine
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Reply #932 on:
September 23, 2008, 07:40:47 PM »
The machine coughs up a Batman Imitator. Have fun.
I dive like superman into the machine.
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I return your souls. Or at least what remains...
ellie-is
Administrator
Over 9000!
Posts: 13,056
Re: Vending Machine
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Reply #933 on:
September 27, 2008, 11:28:14 PM »
Machines makes you feel pain.
I put my sig into the machine.
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Quote from: Zerlina on February 05, 2012, 08:59:46 PM
Yeah so I'm pretty
Quote from: Archem2 on February 05, 2012, 09:33:40 PM
I'm a fat-***
Darrellito
Assassin for hire.
Exemplar
Posts: 1,018
I see you.
Re: Vending Machine
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Reply #934 on:
September 28, 2008, 04:50:46 AM »
A nuclear holocaust comes out of the machine. Nice.
I find the walmart smiley and knife him and stick him in the machine.
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Felix-0
And we'll never be
Royal
Posts: 3,563
(royals)
Re: Vending Machine
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Reply #935 on:
September 28, 2008, 05:10:21 AM »
Krogers wielding a machete comes out!
Krogers Starts slashing a Darrellito
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Darrellito
Assassin for hire.
Exemplar
Posts: 1,018
I see you.
Re: Vending Machine
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Reply #936 on:
September 28, 2008, 08:09:05 AM »
*side steps the slashing long enough to throw a credit card into the machine*
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Fisherson
Jedi Sentinel of the Charasian Cluster.
Royal
Posts: 4,199
Just call me Fish.
Re: Vending Machine
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Reply #937 on:
September 30, 2008, 02:24:03 AM »
A Million dollors in credit card debt comes out, with intrest.
I put all the fear of the world in the machine and I put Jet in there.
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ellie-is
Administrator
Over 9000!
Posts: 13,056
Re: Vending Machine
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Reply #938 on:
September 30, 2008, 04:53:38 PM »
Machine spits jet. And runs away like hell cuz its not scared of the fears of world.
I chase the machine and throw a rocket launcher in it.
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Quote from: Zerlina on February 05, 2012, 08:59:46 PM
Yeah so I'm pretty
Quote from: Archem2 on February 05, 2012, 09:33:40 PM
I'm a fat-***
Emerates
A. Hermit Esquire
Exemplar
Posts: 1,027
Re: Vending Machine
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Reply #939 on:
September 30, 2008, 06:41:36 PM »
Spermicide comes out.
I put a used broken condom into the machine, and then I found 5 bucks.
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_JeT_
Exemplar
Posts: 1,316
A larger Mysterious Mystery of Mysteriousness
Re: Vending Machine
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Reply #940 on:
September 30, 2008, 07:39:37 PM »
A prostitute named Betty comes out! She swipes the five bucks, and gives you ten minutes!
She is 48, and has syphilis
I put dark matter into the machine.
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ellie-is
Administrator
Over 9000!
Posts: 13,056
Re: Vending Machine
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Reply #941 on:
September 30, 2008, 08:06:18 PM »
Black hole comes out.
It sucks the machine inside it.
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Quote from: Zerlina on February 05, 2012, 08:59:46 PM
Yeah so I'm pretty
Quote from: Archem2 on February 05, 2012, 09:33:40 PM
I'm a fat-***
_JeT_
Exemplar
Posts: 1,316
A larger Mysterious Mystery of Mysteriousness
Re: Vending Machine
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Reply #942 on:
September 30, 2008, 08:10:22 PM »
I rebuild the machine, and a new era, of vending, comes out!
I put the Vedic Aryan goddess, Death, into the machine.
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ellie-is
Administrator
Over 9000!
Posts: 13,056
Re: Vending Machine
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Reply #943 on:
September 30, 2008, 08:13:54 PM »
A plague comes out. You die of the plague.
I put diseases in.
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Quote from: Zerlina on February 05, 2012, 08:59:46 PM
Yeah so I'm pretty
Quote from: Archem2 on February 05, 2012, 09:33:40 PM
I'm a fat-***
mironic
Killeritzu games
Acolyte
Posts: 319
im a massivly good game dissigner
Re: Vending Machine
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Reply #944 on:
October 01, 2008, 03:59:11 AM »
Air Insight Drugs come out also known as aids candies.
i put me into the machine.
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