Vending Machine

[Lukas]

ok
1. bloody blood?
2.and 2 You get a FAIL card from the machine

I put in some pants

[Felix-0]

pulls out My spleen



Looks at my side and sees a bloody mess where my spleen was

REinserts it and puts the number 9001 into the machine

[X_marks_the_ed]

You get hit by flying scouter pieces.

I put Almeidaboo's corgi in the machine.

[Bluhman]

A doberman comes out.

I put Red Fox's appleman into the machine.

[X_marks_the_ed]

Sneak past the guards and into the main
.
Afterwards, your mission will be complete.

I rip off Bluhman's beard and drop it into the machine.

[Bluhman]

A rabbi comes out to regrettably tell me that I'm no longer Jewish. Even though I never was.

I put a fridge and frieza into the machine.

[Felix-0]

pulls out cherry flavored frieza pop's ^__^

Puts inert balls into the machine

[Bluhman]

Your Inert Penis comes out.

I put the Warner Brothers into the machine.

[Lukas]

500 batman remakes come out

I put in a HUGE THROBBING erm... Smiley face

[Bluhman]

Something hilarious comes out. How am I supposed to relate a huge throbbing smiley face to anything to make it funny? I. Don't. Know.

I put a toothbrush into the machine.

[Lukas]

You get a tooth mascott!!! and one of those little teeth neclaces.

I put in 5 naruto ninja stars and a ninja sword + a picket sign

[Bluhman]

Jack Sparrow comes out and says "Enough of the ninja crap", and then shoots Kakashi.

I put a mountain lion into the machine.

[Fisherson]

A Puma comes out and eats Bluhman,Felix-0 and Lucas.

I put the Falcon and Ragnarok in the machine.

[Bluhman]

You get a strange F-Zero themed MMORPG.

I put Cthulu into the machine.

[lilsniffs3]

Cloverfield monster comes out. It wants Slusho.

I shove it into the machine, call an airstrike at my position in COD4, and shove J.J. Abrams and lots of Slusho into the machine.