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Offline Moosetroop11

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1650 on: April 15, 2015, 11:18:24 PM »
Nega vending machine pops out, draws it's cape around itself sinisterly and retreats into the woods... for the time being.

I put a guinea pig into the machne.
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Offline drenrin2120

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1651 on: July 10, 2023, 09:01:15 AM »
8 years later, the same guinea pig comes out, miraculously unaged.

I put the guinea pig back into the vending machine, where it might possibly belong.
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Offline Moosetroop11

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1652 on: July 24, 2023, 09:27:51 AM »
A handwritten note comes out that says

"Thank you for returning Guinnus Piggus, our sweet prince. Our kingdom had all but fallen into disarray with disappearance of our lord - that dark hour that the great shelf picker selected him. Our knights have all departed on sacred quests and our scientists had almost found a way to traverse the membrane between your world and ours. We will send out recall messages and cancel the expensive contracts. Your sincerely, the free peoples of Vendaria"

I gingerly put a bag of frozen peas in the machine.
« Last Edit: July 24, 2023, 09:29:40 AM by Moosetroop11 »
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Offline MartinVole

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1653 on: July 26, 2023, 03:52:36 AM »
Orson Welles pops out, and he begins to ramble on!

“We know a remote farm in Lincolnshire, where Mrs. Buckley lives. Every July, peas grow there. Do you really mean that? Don’t you think you really want to say 'July' over the snow? Isn’t that the fun of it? I think it’s so nice that–that you see a snow-covered field and say 'every July peas grow there'. 'We know a remote farm in Lincolnshire, where Mrs. Buckley lives. Every July, peas grow there.' We aren’t even in the fields, you see? (pause) We’re talking about them growing and she’s picked them. (clears throat) What? I don’t understand you, then. When must–what must be over for 'July'? I’d love to know how you emphasize 'in' in 'in July'… Impossible! Meaningless!"
« Last Edit: July 26, 2023, 04:22:46 AM by MartinVole »
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