Private Messages ~a link to the past~

[Drace]

Sometimes, when you have nothing to do, you start goofing off. Searching stuff on sites that are irrelevant or like Grandy, looking back on old times. Sometimes, or many times (depending on the person) you'll find something funny that you wish to share. If you got some funny private messages to share that are old like time, do so =D

The one I am going to share is one I got from ZeroKirbyX a long time ago, I think mid to late 2006, forgot to look at the date.

I can not remember the back story anymore, but this is just ridiculous. ZeroKirbyX send me his entire "battle":



ZeroKirbyX: See? You can't come up with a comeback! I win! YEAH! Retard...

Andrew78: No i have been having conversation with X dumbass

ZeroKirbyX: Meh, you didn't reply. If you aren't aware a 'comeback' is, according to Merriam Webster, a comback is: 1: a sharp or witty reply. Meaning that if its not on que then its not witty dumbass. So I win. AAnd don't try to say "I didn't see it". I saw ya lookin at yer pm's in your profile.

Andrew78: yes looking at X's messages not yours so no you didn't butt f*cker

ZeroKirbyX: Actuall, I believe you were the one getting f**ked in the *** you sad, sad, broke little weenie sucking *****.

Andrew78: this is you singing

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tongue
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna ******
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".



ZeroKirbyX: So I like a lady with a little ***. Is there anything wrong with that?

Andrew78: Yeas because you a sisy prostitute that is a lesbeand

ZeroKirbyX: And again, still no good combacks. Maybe structure it a little more, maybe NOT call me what you can't spell. Maybe put an actual gay song in there. You're just hanging on the ropes right now ya little retard.

Andrew78: It's impossible to believe that the sperm that created you beat out 1,000,000 others.

ZeroKirbyX: MUCH BETTER! But it still sucks. Because if you're counting you're own sperm count you're as sterile as a rock.

Andrew78: If you had another brain, it would be lonely.

ZeroKirbyX: And if you're mouth wasn't full of a weenie you could eat a sandwich, but where is this going?

Andrew78: nowhere its becoming a game

[Emerates]

I.... don't get it.

[lonewolf]

Sir Mix A Lot - Baby Got Back [RAP,OLD SCHOOL, CLASSIC]
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=tzXSky8k22o
i use to like this song in the good old's days
i like the pm but what the hell is a dumbass ?
is it like dumass some one that dont have a brain

[ZeroKirbyX]

I forgot how fun it was to intentionally make poorly constructed arguments.

I've also still got messages from when that Spehiroth TOWA dude wanted video of my gf and I doing it XD

[FFL2and3rocks]

I have an old PM from Reain_ from March 2005, an invitation to CharasTwo. That place lasted a few weeks or so before it died a boring death.

[X_marks_the_ed]

I laughed. A little. I did though.

Told ya I was noobier than you ever were.
(Andrew78 was a moron that, through my own stupidity, made me destroy my own forum.)

[Archem]

Andrew78: If you had another brain, it would be lonely.

This is officially the funniest thing I've ever read.

Hmm... Here's an old *** one from way back when.

Meiscool
« Sent to: Archem2 on: December 25, 2005, 06:36:55 AM »

Seriously, I'm as sick of his attitude as you probably are.
Anyway, I don't follow his or your every move, but tell me in any instances where he, y'know, attacks you in his sneaky way of doing so.

I'll try and pull some strings after sufficent evidence and stuff.
Razor out. *nods*

Meiscool's banning was a massive, long running Charas Faculty conspiracy?!!

[fruckert]

 
Amazing

[Drace]

Another one from the Drace archives!

This one is from Midnight, 12th of April 2006:

Drace..it has come to our attention that you, whitedrawf, Raffles, and another have been 'scheming' on the downlow..We would like to know if this is so, and if it is..then why? If this is untrue, then I apologize for troubling you with this. Thank you.

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Haha! I had Raffles on my msn, but that was it. This made me laugh back then and still gives me a smirk.

[fruckert]

Hehe

[Razor]

Razor out. *nods*

**** I gotta use that again.

Razor out.

[Archem]

I agree. That's ten times more awesome than simply using a period at the end of something`

[Dragonium]

The mods have done nothing before and I'll doubt you'll do anything now. Thanks for the heads up though, super helpful.

Famous last words.

[Grandy]

**** I gotta use that again.

Razor out.

Forgot to nod.

[Archem]

Famous last words.

Like playing with a beehive, it is`