Crappy Game Reviews: 2011 - Please read!

[moongoboo]

It's bad, but there are worse ones out there.

Yeah, when I first made it, it was up to snuff with all the other Halo games, but then I remembered that it was for the crappy game contest, so I had to go and make it bad.  That's why it took so long to make.  Yeah, as I said earlier, you have to play "Runes of Asgil" for it to make sense. 
So, Drak, are you going to put me on the list twice because I've submitted two games recently, review both of my games in a row when it's my turn to have my game reviewed or what?  There were two games submitted between my submission of ROA and my submission of "Halo4"?

[Drakiyth]

Yeah, when I first made it, it was up to snuff with all the other Halo games, but then I remembered that it was for the crappy game contest, so I had to go and make it bad.  That's why it took so long to make.  Yeah, as I said earlier, you have to play "Runes of Asgil" for it to make sense. 
So, Drak, are you going to put me on the list twice because I've submitted two games recently, review both of my games in a row when it's my turn to have my game reviewed or what?  There were two games submitted between my submission of ROA and my submission of "Halo4"?

I only do 1 review at a time so you will have to choose which one for this time around.. Sorry I know that takes forever.  I've been busy in my life and I wish I had time to pump out a review every couple of days or the energy.

[moongoboo]

I only do 1 review at a time so you will have to choose which one for this time around.. Sorry I know that takes forever.  I've been busy in my life and I wish I had time to pump out a review every couple of days or the energy.

I understand.  I feel the same way about not having that much time to make games.  That's why they never turn out as good as I expected them to be.  Time constrainsts.  Anyway, I would like to have "Runes of Asgil" reviewed first, seeing as how "Halo4" is a direct sequel and would make no sense without having played the other one first.

[MissingName]

Yeah, when I first made it, it was up to snuff with all the other Halo games, but then I remembered that it was for the crappy game contest, so I had to go and make it bad.  That's why it took so long to make.  Yeah, as I said earlier, you have to play "Runes of Asgil" for it to make sense. 

Maybe you should try making a genuinely good game.  I'd guess that would actually work out better than a crappy game.

So, should I continue drawing my ratings?  I could be like a little white mouse for Drak and test the games.
[spoiler]For those of you who don't know, white mice used to be stored in the engine area of old submarines.  They tested the air for the sailors.  If they died, it was time for the sub to get the FFFF to the surface.
The idea was similar for yellow canaries in a coal mine.[/spoiler]

[Darkmousy1993]

http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?0j2ejt0xcez

http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?zhh5dzyzdzy

here are my two games. Feel free to play them in any order 

btw on the pokemon game make sure to stock up on fish you get from fishing.
you'll be at an incredibly HUGE disadvantage otherwise.

good luck 

[Legacy of Elecrusher]

I'm making something for this. I think you'll enjoy it Drak if you can beat it.

Edit: Making outstanding progress for having started just 5 minutes before posting this.

[MissingName]

good luck 

People are going to need luck playing these.

Do you want me to post my review picture?

[Darkmousy1993]

sure! 

and they probably would need luck too...by the way you'll have to get a sh*t ton of fish from fishing to stand much of a chance against the last few bosses on the Pokemon RPG  XD

[MissingName]

sure! 

Okay . . . you might hate me for this.

[Jacob X.]

You forgot Frustrating
A different style of crappy game that focuses less on being shitty by itself and more on pissing off the player, usually has tons of instant death traps that can only be passed through trial and error. Best example of this style would be the game "I wanna be the guy" (or either of my games, of course  ).

[Fisherson]

I didn't know Drak had a pet mouse and such a good artist too. I'm working on my own Crappy game based on a text RP me and Jet play from time to time. I actually had a question about that, how long is too long for a crappy game? Like mp and story wise?

[MissingName]

I didn't know Drak had a pet mouse and such a good artist too. I'm working on my own Crappy game based on a text RP me and Jet play from time to time. I actually had a question about that, how long is too long for a crappy game? Like mp and story wise?

First of all, I'm not a pet mouse.  I just do preliminary tests that may end up poisoning me.

And for length . . . ask Drak himself.  He's a better judge of that.

[zuhane]

My next game will be ready soon. I'm effing determined to win that effing prize so much!
I just know I have the potential to make the best crap game out there!

In my latest game, you can have sex with your own grandma against her will

[DedlellyDeth]

In my latest game, you can have sex with your own grandma against her will

Really?! It can do that? Does the game hypnotize her or something?

[MissingName]

My next game will be ready soon. I'm effing determined to win that effing prize so much!
I just know I have the potential to make the best crap game out there!

Is it as good as Gulpy Gulpy?