Crappy Game Reviews: 2011 - Please read!

[Ratty524]

... Hmm.

If possible, could you check out my two joke games? It's called the LOLGURLZ series.

http://www.rpgrevolution.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=18505
LOLGURLZ: EPIC JUR NEE, the first game.

http://www.rpgrevolution.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=19580
Detana! LOLGURLZ, the sequel.

They are both VX games, so if you don't have the RTP you have to find it yourself.

[Drakiyth]

Taking a break from stuff for a bit.

[ElrohirTiwell]

Nobody tried my game?

[Emerates]

Taking a break from stuff for a bit.

Dude, Drak, buck the fuck up and review my game already.

[Drakiyth]

Okay, everything is good now. 


CRAPPY GAME REVIEWS 2009 - EMERATES - FACE PALM ENGAGE


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4leqpQ9uLE  PART 1 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpY8PuE7BRk PART 2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXMTQXpSSAY - PART 3





Enjoy guys.

[cherko]

Drak, did anyone ever review your WoW remake?

EDIT: WTF is that, that is not the same Facepalm Engage that I played!

[Emerates]

Yeah....  I kind of forgot to change the starting position after I tested it....  You'll have to review it again....

[ElrohirTiwell]

Yeah....  I kind of forgot to change the starting position after I tested it....  You'll have to review it again....

First off, ur game isn't like funny crap, it's annoying crap, you made the battles so freaking long only to annoy people...
I explored the rest of the game, and it goes on and on with the exact same kind of annoying s..t.
And Unlike I had with all others of Drakiyths reviews, I barely smiled with this one...
Seeing Drakiyth review the rest won't be fun to me, won't be fun to Drakiyth and won't be fun the anyone except perhaps you.
I cannot seem to find the version somewhere on this forum with the fixed starting position, so why do you ask?


@Drakiyth : Don't review, if you don't feel like... wait untill you have some time, perhaps even week, by no means let this come in between your real-life.
You are alot more funnier when you aren't stressed, busy or tired...

[Ratty524]

ElrohirTiwell is right. You don't have to make these reviews, all you need to do is chill.

By the way, have you considered LOLGURLZ?

[Emerates]

First off, ur game isn't like funny crap, it's annoying crap, you made the battles so freaking long only to annoy people...
I explored the rest of the game, and it goes on and on with the exact same kind of annoying s..t.
And Unlike I had with all others of Drakiyths reviews, I barely smiled with this one...
Seeing Drakiyth review the rest won't be fun to me, won't be fun to Drakiyth and won't be fun the anyone except perhaps you.
I cannot seem to find the version somewhere on this forum with the fixed starting position, so why do you ask?


@Drakiyth : Don't review, if you don't feel like... wait untill you have some time, perhaps even week, by no means let this come in between your real-life.
You are alot more funnier when you aren't stressed, busy or tired...

I was kidding when I said that.  Drak probably would have killed himself had he tried the whole thing.

[cherko]

I was kidding when I said that.  Drak probably would have killed himself had he tried the whole thing.

God, the piano battle theme in the random encounters was ****ing HORRIBLE...

[ElrohirTiwell]

God, the piano battle theme in the random encounters was ****ing HORRIBLE...

you can say that again...

and Emerates, humor isn't fastly noticed in text unless you add some emotions to it...

[zuhane]

HERE IT IS!

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=0UKOAWIA

Gulpy Gulpy!

Just when Hitler the wolf thinks life is good, he slips into a coma. Can you help him get out of this coma?

Tips:
1. If your girlfriend rings, turn your phone off!!
2. Please finish the game!
3. Please make the review on your first playthrough for a better reaction.
4. Enjoy!

It took hours and I think you'll really like it!

[ElrohirTiwell]

@up : Trying it now...

perhaps you can be like the first to try my game out?

EDIT : Great storyline, awsome music and sound effects, great scripted events and awsome fruit.
ARUGA to all.


I hereby introduce the crapfactor, every number is 10 times much worse then the previous number
It goes like this :
0 - good game, good game.
1 - little bit annoying game you got there...
2 - you try to waste my time?
3 - what the f**k is this s**t?
4 - That game gave me five heart attacks from which two were succesfull!
5 - I am only lacking a brain to kill myself, it combusted when I was playing this game.
6 - This game was so much crap, Square Enix, Nintendo and Rockstar Games died as well when I watched this.
7 - World of Warcraft lookalike!

[zuhane]

@up : Trying it now...

perhaps you can be like the first to try my game out?

Sure! Hope Drak reviews it soon!