Crappy Game Reviews: 2011 - Please read!

[Ratty524]

In my latest game, you can have sex with your own grandma against her will

That sounds absolutely terrible and tasteless.


.... Perfect!

[moongoboo]

So, Missingname, how would you rate the three games I made?  (Sybon Strategy, "Runes of Asgil" and "Halo4")

[Legacy of Elecrusher]

Who wouldn't want to play a game with the cast of:

Mister- Hero

Sage and Whore- Orange Mage (Sage is the overworld sprite, Whore does the fighting, she attacks with a whip)

Muffles- Ninja

Chick- Pirate Ninja Zombie Robot Mage Shape-shifter

Wang from Ho- Samurai Pimp

Ho from Wang- Samurai Stripper

[ThexXtremeXx]

lol

[MissingName]

So, Missingname, how would you rate the three games I made?  (Sybon Strategy, "Runes of Asgil" and "Halo4")

"Sybon Strategy":  U.  I think Drak would agree.
"Runes of Asgil":    A?  It was crappy, but had a tad too much brilliance.
"Halo4":                A.   Ditto "Runes of Asgil."

[Ratty524]

Hmm, then how would you, Missingname, rate Zuhn Ruhck Ni Koung and Detana! LOLGURLZ? If you have even played any of them

[PCpaste]

Hey ^^ I'm done with another game. It's a prequil to my other game, it's called, 12. I whipped this up in around 30-60 minutes ensuring it's truly crappy ^^ (Or not, but i tried  )

Heres the link: http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?mrynudjimlo

   
[spoiler]12 has nothing to do with '13' and is complete rubbish, honestly in my opinion, don't waste 5 munutes of your life, youl never get em' back!![/spoiler]

[MissingName]

Hmm, then how would you, Missingname, rate Zuhn Ruhck Ni Koung and Detana! LOLGURLZ? If you have even played any of them

Sorry, I haven't played either of those.  But I am about to play PCpaste's "12" and draw a review for it.
 
In "13," you couldn't exit buildings.  I hope he fixed that in this new game.

[PCpaste]

Sorry, I haven't played either of those.  But I am about to play PCpaste's "12" and draw a review for it.
 
In "13," you couldn't exit buildings.  I hope he fixed that in this new game.

Actually, i did make exits to the buildings: Inn: Sleep, Shop: Go to basement, Cantina: go to dancers, Temple: Talk to lady

[Ratty524]

Hey ^^ I'm done with another game. It's a prequil to my other game, it's called, 12. I whipped this up in around 30-60 minutes ensuring it's truly crappy ^^ (Or not, but i tried  )

Heres the link: http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?mrynudjimlo

   
[spoiler]12 has nothing to do with '13' and is complete rubbish, honestly in my opinion, don't waste 5 munutes of your life, youl never get em' back!![/spoiler]

Darn that wasted about 3 minutes of my life

[MissingName]

Actually, i did make exits to the buildings: Inn: Sleep, Shop: Go to basement, Cantina: go to dancers, Temple: Talk to lady

Oh. . .

It's not like you needed exits here, anyway.

. . . you said this took you an hour to make?

[PCpaste]

Oh. . .

It's not like you needed exits here, anyway.

. . . you said this took you an hour to make?

Yes... I needed to think of random facts, find elevator music, and type...

[Imnotan00b]

Alright, so, I just got into RPG Maker about 2 months ago and the first game I made (called "Meh" because I could come up with anything else)made me think "Hey, maybe I should see if people on that one forum would be willing to play this piece of crap!"
So, I joined Charas to see if I could accomplish this task.

Sorry if I'm doing something wrong, I know I already suck 
Link to the game: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=5MOGOG6W

Please don't hurt me if I'm doing it wrong *ducks with hands covering head*

[moongoboo]

Now that it's the summer, I'll finally have time to work on my further crappy games.  Expect to see Endless Ocean III:  Waterworld's Revenge and Jack Thompson's Anti Gaming Adventure!  There may even be a sequel to Sybon Strategy.

I was planning on having it be Endless Ocean II, but at E3 they actually announced that there would be a sequel to Endless Ocean.  Now my game is going to be a sequel to the sequel.

One more thing, What are the rules of the crappy game contest?  It's supposed to be a contest, but when is the winner going to be announced, and is there a prize?

[Ratty524]

Now that it's the summer, I'll finally have time to work on my further crappy games.  Expect to see Endless Ocean III:  Waterworld's Revenge and Jack Thompson's Anti Gaming Adventure!  There may even be a sequel to Sybon Strategy.

I was planning on having it be Endless Ocean II, but at E3 they actually announced that there would be a sequel to Endless Ocean.  Now my game is going to be a sequel to the sequel.

One more thing, What are the rules of the crappy game contest?  It's supposed to be a contest, but when is the winner going to be announced, and is there a prize?

Work on Jack Thompson's Anti Gaming Adventure first please