Three Word Story

[Rahl]

One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his

[fruckert]

One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid

[Fisherson]

One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath

[Rahl]

One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's

[fruckert]

One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco

[Archem]

One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile,

[Fisherson]

One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to

[Archem]

One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's

[Darrellito]

One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply

[fruckert]

One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon!

[Archem]

One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon?

[Red Giant]

One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the ****

[fruckert]

One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not?

[Archem]

One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman!

All his friends are brown and Red.

[fruckert]

One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that!