Charas Grand Adventure Game

[Rahl]

Rahl: *Goes back to sleep*

"I think DWMM is evil too fish."

*Flciks a finger in DWMM's general direction, and the wind from it knocks him over dead..."

"And now back the fight!"

[Darrellito]

Darrellito: *Enters the scene of the battling Eds and Fish and Rahl* Where all the white women at? I heard you got yourself a clone problem. Well, not really heard, but saw the giant explosion and walked over. But I digress. The only way to kill the Eds once and for all is to revive the original and then kill him again. *Begins casting Resurrection on Ed*

[Fisherson]

Ed2719: "Ooooow my @$$! *Dusts self off* "Hmph! You thought a lazer could could kill me? I'm made of Adamantium baby!"

Fish: "Wait like Wolverine?"

Ed2719: "Indeed" *Spouts four arms each holding a Jafa staff weapon, Lightwhip, Big AZ sword and a Gatling gun*

Rahl: "Aw ****."

Ed2719: "Who wants to die first? The Dwarf, the Samurai, or the Jedi?!"

Fruckert: "Uhh can think about it over a pint?"

Fish: "Sounds good to me."

Rahl: "All this killing has made me extreamly thristy."

Rusty: "Whoop deedle doop."

Ed2719: "Very well, once your drunk I can kill you easier, Mwa ha ha ha ha!"

Fish: "Just let consult my companions about our destination."

Ed2719: "Huh?"

Rahl: "We need to check which bar hasen't been destroyed by the Ed Army

Ed2719: "Very well but make it snapy, I have to capture the origanal Ed in an hour then bring him the Furer.

*Rahl, Fish and Fruckert all huddle together*

Fruckert: "All right lads, what's the plan?

Fish: "Well ,we're going to throw a Dwarf bomb at him and hope it kills him.."

Rahl: "..Then we're going to sneak up behind him and slice him into a million peices."

Fruckert: ... ... "I have a better idea, why don't we... *spins around and charges Ed2719*

Fish: "Well I always say, if you can't beat em' blast them with the Force. Eraaaaaagh *Chages Ed2719*

Rahl: *Sighs* "Herew we go again." Hiyyaah!! *Charges Ed2719*

Ed2719: "Hello!" *Spins Staff Weapon and bats Frucket away* "Goodbye!!"

Rahl: "Why you overgrown..!" *Uses  Getsuga Tenshou*  "Take that!!"

When the smoke cleared nothing remained but a..


Rahl: "Whaa? A three stump??!

Fish: "Then where did-

Ed2719: *Apears in behind Rahl and Fish* "Hello" *Uses Force repulse*

Fish: "Gaaaah!

Rahl: "Hwaaaagh!



Ed2719: *Stands over Rahl and Fish*

Rahl: "H-h how d-did..?"

Ed2719: "Apearbehind you after surviving your attack? Simple: I didn't."

Fish: "Then how are you-?"

Ed2719: "Standing here right now about to kill you?"

Rahl: "Yeah somthing..like that."

Ed2719: "If you must know, I used the most basic of Ninja skills: Substiution Jtsu."

Fish: "Oh yeah, I remember that one.

Rahl: "****! This is embarising, killed by a move from Naruto."

Ed2719: "Yes. It is embarasing isn't it? And now i'm going to-What the??" *Islanded on by a YT-1300*


Fish: ... "I have to admit. Even I didn't see that coming."

Rahl: "Well I guess we're saved by Rusty, maybe I was wrong about him bieng Megatron after all.

Fish: "Come on out, Rusty, you wonderful little droid you!"

*The Starship slowly opened to reveal a small figure walking down the ramp*

Fish: "Wait! Astromechs can't walk.."

Rahl: "Then who..?"

Fruckert: *Decends the ramp* *Looks at Fish and Fish lying in the dirt* "What are you doing on ground?! We have to fight. no time restin'!"

Rahl: "Well I'll be the son of a donkey, it's Fruck!"

Fish: "Wait how did he know how to pilot a YT-1300?"

Fruckert: "Huh? Oh you mean this *indicating the ship* "well your automaton helped me a little, but the important thing is: we have to  stop Ed2719! Now let's have at him!"

Rahl: "Uh.. Fruck?"

Fruckert: "Yeah?"

Rahl: "I think you landed on him."

Fruckert: "WHAAT?!"

Fish: "Yeah. Even his adamantium body couldn't take being crushed by a repluser field."

Fruckert: "Aww you guys got to have all the fun without me, but net time: I get to fight the epic bad guy too!"

Rahl: " 'Next time?' "

Fish: "Well we do make a good team, do we not?"

Fruckert: "Aye!"

Rusty: "beep boop boop!"

Rahl: "Very well from this day forth, we are brothers of the sword."

Fruckert: "Aye. Now let's go get some ale!"

[Rahl]

Rahl: *After scavanging the battlefield for a few hours longer the BOS go back to thier bar raise a tankard of ale into the air make cheers over the Furor Ed's Head.*

Rahl: "To the fall of the Ed empire!"

Furor Ed's Head: *eyes glace over at us making growling noises*

Furor Ed: "You bastards cheated."

Rahl: "All is fair in love and war, and you can't exactly say being a outnumbered a million to one isn't a little unfair-"

Fish: "to you that is."

Rahl: "Fruckert do you even have a sword mate?"

[X_marks_the_ed]

*Ed is walking back to the bar, seeing as they left him behind.*

Ed: "It's a shame EdRU486 didn't make it this far."
Ed69: "Yes, it is. I am sad."
*Ed69 pulls out a pink handkerchief and starts crying in it."*
Ed: "Look at the bright side, my gay side...at least this isn't one of those cheesy movies where the monsters regenerate and take the form of those that vanquished them. No. They take the form of the one that DIDN'T vanquish them."

*Army of Fisherson and Rahl clones dash past Ed and his gay clone.*

Ed: "Serves them right for ditching me."
Ed69: "Yay!"

[fruckert]

Fruckert:*answering Rahl* No, mate, I don't. I carry axes. See?
*spins around and smacks Rahl clone in the head with the jagged edge of an axe*

Rahl: *shudders in sympathetic pain* Dude...why'd you have to target me?

Fruckert: *shrugs* "It sounded like fun..."

Rahl: *glare*

[Darrellito]

Darrellito: *Finishes reviving Ed* ...And done. Now you may walk amongst the living as a tangible thing. But there's this thing...
Ed: Thing? What do you mean thing?
Darrellito: Well, I have to kill you again. Aaaand, I don't have a goat to sacrifice to bring you back again.
Ed: *sigh* Fine. Just make it quick.
Darrellito: Well, I can't. I'm a strict pacifist.
Ed: *punches Darrellito* Then I'll do it myself. *Ed steals Darrellito's Katars and commits Harri Kari*

The extra Ed's die simultaneously of explosive diarrhea.

Ghost Ed: Wow, that looks painful.
Darrellito: And messy.
Ghost Ed: Now get that goat or I'll haunt your nudey mags.
Darrellito: Uh, about that... *Pulls out a proton pack*
Ghost Ed: Where were you hiding that?
Darrellito: A good magician never reveals his tricks.
Ghost Ed: Commmmmme onnnnnnnn.
Darrellito: Oh alright. My anus.
Ghost Ed: Ouch.
Darrellito: Well, I wish I didn't have to do this, but you refernced to Drawn Together. And now we can't have that floating around now can we?
Ghost Ed: Just hurry the **** up.
Darrellito: *points the nozzle  at Ghost Ed*

[Fisherson]

Fish: "Er.. shouldn't we be concerned there are an army of Fruckerts and Rahls running around."

Rahl "Meh. We fought one war already besides what harm can they do?"

Fruckert: "Well, if they are exact copies of me, they could all explode at any moment."

Fish: "Heh the most mine could do is talk you to death about Sci-Fi. And maybe one could use his Force powers to become the next Dark Lord of the Sith."

Rahl: "That does sound bad. I wonder what mine could do? Maybe transform into their Hollow forms?"

Fruckert: "You know we could leave the city."

Fish: "And go where?"

Rahl: "Well we could try to find the Lost land of Tedtopia."

Fruckert: "Lost land? That does sound promising. pletty of treasure I assume?"

Fish: "I think i heard of this legend, but i'm still interested."

Frucket: "Very well! Let get going!"

Rahl: "We'll need a ship."

Fish: "I have one."

Fruckert: "I think he means a boat, lad."

Fish: "Oh. Well The Loyal Dewback would be faster, but if you'd rather take a ship, that's fine by me."

Rahl: Great! Now where do we start?"

Fruckert: "Well first we need to find The Map."

Fish: "Sounds logical. Where do you think it is?"

Rahl: "Let's try Dragonium's Forbiden Castle."

Fish: "Let's go! To the Fishmobile!

Rahl: "I thought the Fishmobile transformed into Megatron."

Fish: "Oh yeah. Well.. to the Loyal Dewback!"

*All three pile in and the Ship takes off for adventure*

[X_marks_the_ed]

Ed: So I thought you guys might be able to get me there faster.
Death: Since when do we owe you any favors?
Ed: I draw you all on a daily basis. If I didn't, you wouldn't exist at all.
Mortique: ...you gave me a filler spirit.
Ed: It's drama. Giving drama gets more readers.
Karen: You made me a slut.
Ed: You made yourself a whore.
WeeBot: I YELL AT RANDOM INTERVALS!
Ed: Other than that, you have no real personality.
Melissa: God, he's so bored he's actually including us in his role playing.
Ed: Fine. no final fusion for Mortique.
Mortique: I suddenly want to help him now.
Ed: ... deal.
Karen: Final Fusion? From what we've seen, any fusion between anyone produces Steve.
Death: But Steve scored 100 points on Hard Mode in Guitar Hero.
Karen: Fine..... Death, when do we get to fuse? ^.-

[Rahl]

*Meanwhile back at the entrance to Dragonium's Caslte.

Rahl: "Just as I thought mates, a blimy british flag painted on the side of the damn thing."

Fish: "So how do we get in?"

Rahl: "I think it has somthing to do with with fish and chips..." *Places a bag of lays chips and a piece of fish in front of the door*

Fish:  "... you sure about this Rahl?"

Rahl: "Pretty confident "

Roar from inside the castle: "How many times do we have to tell you bloody Americans those are crisps not chips!!"

*The door to the caastle bursts open and a 100 ft. Britishman comes out flailing his cricket bat like a madman.*

Rahl: "Some people just can't come to realise that chips are chips... How sad for those ignorant Brits..."

[Fisherson]

Brithish Fellow: "Arrrraaagh! I'm giong to murder the lot of ya!"

Fish: ..... "Force grip."

British Fellow:  *is grasped* "Oi! Put me down, you wanker!"

Fruckert: "Hmm. Funny I always thought Dragonium would taller and more intemidating."

Rahl: "And smell better too!" *holds nose*

Fish: "Somthing doesn't feel right about this.. Ah that's it!"

Rahl: "Huh? What's it?"

Fruckert: "Ohh I see now."

Rahl: "See what?! Come on tell me!"

Fish: "Well Dragonium is a stickler about being clean and the such, but this fellow has a beard!"

Brearded man: "So what? I grew a beard, make's me look more manly."

Fruckert: "What with the fact he's so fat he can't even fit in this armor?"

Rahl: "Yeah! Drag is super lean and fit, so he wouldn't be fat."

Fat Bearded man: "Uh.. Girls like big man? Heh heh.."

Fish: "As true as that may be, The fact is: you sir, are an imposter!"

Imposter: "Not true! I am Dragonium the Feared, the evil master of all that is evil and uh..."

Fruckert: "Look fella, we're just here to take a map off old Drag's hands, so if you just tell us where it is-

Imposter: "Never! We would never betray our mast-whoops!"

Fish: "Ah. So your Drags underling?"

Imposter: "Umm..You know it's raining out here, why don't we go discus this inside the castle?

Rahl: "What about your master? Won't he mind if we come in with muddy feet, staining his carpets?

Imposter: "The master won't mind at all! Because he's away on buisness> Yes that's it! He's away on buisness!"

Fruckert: "How can we trust you won't try to kill us once we're inside your castle, eh?"

Imposter: "Uhh.."

Fruckert: "That's what I thought. Let's throw him off the bridge then!"

Rahl: "Sounds good to me!"

Imposter: "Wait wait wait! I know where the object you seek is! I'll take  you to it, if you let me live!"

Fish: "Very well lead the way and no funy buisness or i'll lock you in the dungeon of this castle until your master returns.

Imposter: "We promise we won't hurt you!" 'Not until we get to the Treasure Room that is heh heh"

Fish: "Fruckert take point, Rahl and Rusty will guard the rear and i'll stay close to our stinky little freind.

Rahl: "Got it. Nobody's going to get past me. Eh , Rusty?!"

Rusty: "Dweedle doop!"

Fruckert: "Right let's go!"

Fish: "Into the castle we go."

Imposter: 'And to you doom mwa ha ha ha!'

[fruckert]

Fruckert: *sees mouse*
BOOM!

Gunshot

Mouse go explodey

[Rahl]

*The place is large and ominous inside, but the entire place seemed to be modled in the fashion of a british pub with manchester united all over the walls except for one place in particular that revealed a map of the united states, but instead said "United States of Britin" Rahl shakes his head and turns to imposter*

Rahl: "Sore loosers are we aold chap?"

Imposter: "I wasn't around to see us loose so it simply didn't happen."

Rahl: "Sure..."

[Fisherson]

Fish: "Fruckert! Don't make so much noise!"

Fruck: "Why? I hate mice! Nasty little cheese stealing..!"

Imposter: "We are here!"

Rahl: "Huh? this is Dragonium's treasure room?"

Imposter: "Yeah. There you are feast your eyes on this!!" *Opens giant double doors*

Fruck: "Whoooa!"

Fish: "Wooow!"

Rahl: " *Drools* R- rubies! diamonds and emeralds-Hey wait a minute! These are just old Pokemon cartriges!

Imposter: "Heh heh! Cherio, yanks!" *Closes doors and locks them*

Fish: "...I should have seen that coming..."

Fruck: "Don't worry, no door is harder than a Dwarf's head! *Charges door*

Rahl: "That might not be such a-" *BONG* "-good idea."

Fruck: "Ooooow! That hurt!"

Fish: "Hmmm." *Taps on the door* "Just as I thought."

Rahl: "What's just a you thought?"

Fish: "The wall is made of the skulls of US senators, the only thing harder than a Dwarf's skull."

Fruck: *Rubs head* "Now you tell me.."

Rahl: "I wonder if there's a way out of this place?"

Fish: "Well the only way out I saw was that door. So maybe there's a hidden way out."

Fruck: " Why don't you blast it with that "Force" thingy?

?: "Pika?"

Fruck: "Who's there?!"

Fish: "Show yourself!"

Rahl: "Yeah! Or we'll come find you and you be happy about it."

*A giant Pikachu steps out of the shadows* "Ummm Pikachu eat you."


Fish: "Yipe!"

Rahl: "Oh ****."

Fruck: "It's gaint mouse! I hate giant mice wrose the than small ones! Haaaaaaaa! *Charges Giant Pikachu*

Giant Pikachu: "Pika?"

Fruck: "Taste the fury of my Axe Windstorm!" *Begins spining while holding axes*

Pika: *Is hit* "Chu! Pika!!"

Rahl: "Uhhh.. I think you made it mad at you ,Fruck."

Gaint Pikachu: "Roar!"

Fish: "Fruckert, look out! It's going to use-

Giant Pikachu: *Uses thunder bolt* "Pikachuu!!"

Fruck: *Is hit by bolt of lightning* "Yeooooch!!" *Is KOed*

Gaint Pikachu: "Pika pika Yum! ! *Grabs Fruckert*

Fish: "Oh no! It's going to eat him!"

Rahl: "Not on my watch!" *Unleashes energy wave*

*Giant Pika is hit by energy blast*

Giant Pikachu: "Pikaaa!! Pikaachu!! *Uses Thunder Jolt on  Rahl*

Rahl: "Aaagh!" *Faints*

Giant Pikachu: *Puts Fruck and Rahl in his mouth* "Yumy!" *Swallows Fruck and Rahl*

Fish: "Nooo!! *Ignites Lightsaber* "No one eats my freinds and gets away with it! *Leaps at Giant Pikachu*

Gaint Pikachu: "Buuurp! Ahhhh! Hm? Pika! *doges lightsaber strike and bats Fish into a wall with it's tail*

Fish: *SMACK!* "Owww ohhh.." *rubs head* "Where'd my lightsaber go?? And where did *Is grabed* "Oh oh! Rusty heeelp- *Is eaten*

Giant Pikachu: "Burrp! Ahhh Pikachu *rubs tummy*

-- Inside Stomach ---

Fruck: "LERT ME OUT HERE!! You stupid yellow behomoth!"

Rahl: "Great. So now what do we do?"

Fruck: "'What do we do?'" Do you realize where we are?! We're in his stomach! He'll digest us if we don't get out of here!"

Fish: "I think he means, what can we do without our weapons?

Fruck: "Well we could hope he gets an upset stomach.."

Rahl: *Picks up skull from the floor* "I don't think that's an option."

Fruck: "Well we have to get out of here!"

Fish: "Well there is a way."

Fruck: "Realy what that?"

Fish: "We could sit here and hope someone posts us a way out."

Rahl: "But who would want to save us?"

Fish: "I don't know, maybe somone who likes seeing us get into these adventures?"

Fruck: "Oh..." *Looks at computer screen* "Be a pal and post us a way out, would  ya?"

[Rahl]

Rahl: "Well no one eats me without consiquence"

*Lifts *** in the air and farts the likes of witch the earth has never seen*

Fish: "Dammnit Rahl you just farted in a congested area, I think you hurt us more than you hurt him."

Rahl: "Oh, well sorry."

*sits there for a few minutes*

Rahl: "Let me see that laptop fish."

*I play around with the laptop and somehow Pikachu has a wifi connection in his stomach. Gets on msn messenger.*

Rahl: "Theres only one person that can get us out of this mess guys"

*types message on the computer*

Fish: "Who did you talk to?"

Rahl: "Ch-"

*There was clap thunder that shook the earth and a shriek of terror from our recent captor that sounded less like anything "Pika-ish" and more like "****"*

Fish: "What in name of the deathstar have you done?"

*And then there came a ligth that grew as the stomach of pikachu was ripped open. And for a fleeting second there was bright light and what looked like... Chuck Norris. And then there was nothing...*

Rahl: "Thanks Chuck, your movies were terrible but you are truly the man."