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Offline Cerebus

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Re: how i kill myself
« Reply #15 on: April 08, 2009, 01:51:16 AM »
Go on any tall building roof and bring with you 3 knives, a gun and some kind of explosive (one that would explode on impact).
Stab yourself in the eyes, that in the heart, then jump down. While falling, shoot yourself in the head. When you'll land, you will then explode.
You should be quite death after that, and it's quite cool, no?
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Offline DedlellyDeth

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Re: how i kill myself
« Reply #16 on: April 08, 2009, 02:44:11 AM »
Quote from: Cerebus on April 08, 2009, 01:51:16 AM
Go on any tall building roof and bring with you 3 knives, a gun and some kind of explosive (one that would explode on impact).
Stab yourself in the eyes, that in the heart, then jump down. While falling, shoot yourself in the head. When you'll land, you will then explode.
You should be quite death after that, and it's quite cool, no?

I will be quite death after that! There's a slight problem, though. Won't stabbing myself in the heart kill me before I can shoot myself in the head?
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Offline Cerebus

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Re: how i kill myself
« Reply #17 on: April 08, 2009, 02:51:24 AM »
Well, Steve Irwin didn't die the second the stingray stabbed him in the heart, so I guess you should survive long enough to pull the trigger while falling.
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Offline DedlellyDeth

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Re: how i kill myself
« Reply #18 on: April 08, 2009, 02:54:27 AM »
Quote from: Cerebus on April 08, 2009, 02:51:24 AM
Well, Steve Irwin didn't die the second the stingray stabbed him in the heart, so I guess you should survive long enough to pull the trigger while falling.

Yeah, that's right. Maybe I can do it simultaneously. I should have two free hands. Should. ;)
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Offline game_guy

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Re: how i kill myself
« Reply #19 on: April 08, 2009, 02:57:49 AM »
Quote from: DedlellyDeth on April 08, 2009, 02:54:27 AM
Yeah, that's right. Maybe I can do it simultaneously. I should have two free hands. Should. ;)

are you serious about this? Or is this a spam thread O.o
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Offline HobomasterXXX

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Re: how i kill myself
« Reply #20 on: April 08, 2009, 05:23:52 AM »
Quote from: game_guy on April 08, 2009, 02:57:49 AM
are you serious about this? Or is this a spam thread O.o
Take a wild guess.
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Offline Red Fox

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Re: how i kill myself
« Reply #21 on: April 08, 2009, 06:10:17 PM »
Quote from: game_guy on April 08, 2009, 02:57:49 AM
are you serious about this? Or is this a spam thread O.o

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Offline Grandy

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Re: how i kill myself
« Reply #22 on: April 08, 2009, 06:23:49 PM »
 You start it by getting a life.
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Offline DedlellyDeth

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Re: how i kill myself
« Reply #23 on: April 08, 2009, 06:34:48 PM »
Quote from: Grandy on April 08, 2009, 06:23:49 PM
You start it by getting a life.

Lolloollooll. So true. How can you kill that which has no life?
« Last Edit: April 08, 2009, 06:39:16 PM by DedlellyDeth »
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Offline Red Fox

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Re: how i kill myself
« Reply #24 on: April 08, 2009, 06:36:01 PM »
Quote from: DedlellyDeth on April 08, 2009, 06:34:48 PM
Lolloollooll. So true. How can you kill that which has no life?

lulululululul dwag u liek sus smart. Quotin' n **** >.<
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Offline Drace

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Re: how i kill myself
« Reply #25 on: April 08, 2009, 06:42:50 PM »
Quote from: DedlellyDeth on April 08, 2009, 06:39:41 PM
WTF?

*facepalm*

1) Get a cape
2) Find a very tall building
3) Be a hero
4) Let your parents post a picture of the results.
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Offline Red Fox

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Re: how i kill myself
« Reply #26 on: April 08, 2009, 06:44:37 PM »
lulululululul seems liek Drace-dawg got liek ur future all planned ot dawg!

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Offline DedlellyDeth

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Re: how i kill myself
« Reply #27 on: April 08, 2009, 06:51:25 PM »
Quote from: Drace on April 08, 2009, 06:42:50 PM
*facepalm*

1) Get a cape
2) Find a very tall building
3) Be a hero
4) Let your parents post a picture of the results.

Lolollolooloolol I'll try that lol
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Re: how i kill myself
« Reply #28 on: April 08, 2009, 06:51:46 PM »
Walk into a bar in Philadelphia and shout 'nigga please.'
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Offline Cosmos

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Re: how i kill myself
« Reply #29 on: April 08, 2009, 07:18:58 PM »
You can watch the notebook or seinfield?

... or watch your parents having sex?
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Go. ****. Yourself. <3

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