Author Topic: facepalm (Read 5222 times)

Grandy · « **on:** April 25, 2009, 01:07:26 AM »

http://flyingmoose.org/tolksarc/homework.htm

Grandy · « **Reply #1 on:** April 25, 2009, 01:28:20 AM »

Have you read the book? Have you read the summary?

To be fair, it is a parody, but still...

DedlellyDeth · « **Reply #2 on:** April 25, 2009, 01:38:52 AM »

This is so wrong. Now I want to do something like this...

Archem · « **Reply #3 on:** April 25, 2009, 01:43:59 AM »

Interesting. I find this interesting.

Red Giant · « **Reply #4 on:** April 25, 2009, 01:49:18 AM »

I am not up to scratch with tolkein enough to understand which parts are sarcasm.

DedlellyDeth · « **Reply #5 on:** April 25, 2009, 01:59:46 AM »

The summaries are better than the pictures, which should be obvious to everyone instead of just people whom have read the book.

FFL2and3rocks · « **Reply #6 on:** April 25, 2009, 04:06:37 AM »

I think I've seen this before. XD

I had to read Return of the King in high school. I only managed to make it through a couple of chapters before I was bored out of my mind, at which point I had to BS my way through the rest of the homework relating to the book.

WarxePB · « **Reply #7 on:** April 25, 2009, 04:14:38 AM »

I can only pray to God that someone out there has written a 1500-page epic called "Lord of the Rings: The Revised Edition", or even better, "Lord of the Rings 2: Electric Boogaloo", based on this plot summary.

Of course, if they tried to sell it, they'd get their asses sued to Valinor, but it'd still be pretty awesome.

Legacy of Elecrusher · « **Reply #8 on:** April 25, 2009, 03:20:37 PM »

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"In Rivendell you will be safe from their magic," Aragorn tells him, "for Elrond is a sensible man, and does not believe in it."

Grandy · « **Reply #9 on:** April 25, 2009, 04:11:31 PM »

Quote from: WarxePB on April 25, 2009, 04:14:38 AM

I can only pray to God that someone out there has written a 1500-page epic called "Lord of the Rings: The Revised Edition", or even better, "Lord of the Rings 2: Electric Boogaloo", based on this plot summary.

Of course, if they tried to sell it, they'd get their asses sued to Valinor, but it'd still be pretty awesome.

I do believe Bilbo Baggin's got his *** sued to Valinor for stealing that dragon's ring. Wasn't that the reason he got banned from the Shire to live with mining dwarves in the first place?

Quote from: Red Giant on April 25, 2009, 01:49:18 AM

I am not up to scratch with tolkein enough to understand which parts are sarcasm.

Basically, it's like he re-wrote Harry Potter so Lucius Malfoy killed Snape at Dumbledore's request.

X_marks_the_ed · « **Reply #10 on:** April 25, 2009, 04:41:50 PM »

Quote from: lucas_irineu on April 25, 2009, 01:32:02 AM

EDIT: Oh lol. Well I think I get it. He wants people who copy paste that to get fucked.

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Djanki · « **Reply #11 on:** April 27, 2009, 01:10:05 AM »

This is why we can't have nice ~~things~~ books...

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