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Hello! Can I date you? Just kidding.
Ellie: I had a slice of ham in my hand. I was going to drop it, so I slapped it hard. It attached itself to the wall
C'mon guys, dont scare her.
Oh...just realized your a female...Never mind about the licking part, just ignore thatUnless you consent
*runs up and snuggles way into lap* Hello, I'm teh house pet :3
*Smaks with rolled up newspaper* Bad kitty! Now go back to your pen and you'll get a treat.