Squmpkins

[Angel Walter]

Well, if they become hostile, we can hide while they deal with their mortal enemies, the vegetarians and vegans. Quick! To the shelter!

Yes! Then we can emerge to a new world and create a paradise! we could design a new form of communication and... and... Other STUFF!!!

[Deathreaper]

You fools... no one can stop us now! From realm to realm all will submit to the will of the Squmpkin race!

[Darkfox]

You fools... no one can stop us now! From realm to realm all will submit to the will of the Squmpkin race!

I have an oven, butter, flour, salt, and lots of oil.

[Deathreaper]

I have an oven, butter, flour, salt, and lots of oil.

NOOOOO!!! NOT INTO THE OIL! IT BUUUUUUUUUURRRRRNS!!

[Archem]

I'm one of them psychotics who likes to cut these little guys open and spread their entrails about.

I'm some kind of horror movie baddie.

[fruckert]

I like to horribly disfigure them into cruel shapes to amuse me.
Then I shove a fire into them.

[Archem]

Oh, you too?

Wait, I'm not sure we're talking about the same thing. You're not talking about people, are you?

[fruckert]

Only on Wednesdays.
Cause that's Business Tiem.

[Angel Walter]

I'm one of them psychotics who likes to cut these little guys open and spread their entrails about.

Personally, I fully endorse Pumpkin Lobotomies^TM... It's a veeery worthy cause.

[Musha]

I enjoy a pumpking pie every now and then, and I have been known to carve a Jack-o-Lantern every October...
Puumpkin's about the only squash I'll touch, though so maybe the Squmpkin Empire will give me a break since I only harm their relatives on one side of their family.  After all, some would consider it a favour if I offed their mother-in-law.

[zuhane]

I already have. I got a Nobel Peace prize for it too

Haha nice! They're real easy to get now. I kicked an old woman down a flight of stairs
and broke her face and got 6 Nobel Peace Prizes! You don't even have to have a worthy cause.