Author Topic: Trip to NYC: I'm back... (Read 8464 times)

X_marks_the_ed · « **Reply #15 on:** September 03, 2009, 01:06:28 PM »

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MissingName · « **Reply #16 on:** September 03, 2009, 01:24:12 PM »

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Archem · « **Reply #17 on:** September 03, 2009, 08:42:46 PM »

Quote from: Darkfox on September 03, 2009, 09:17:50 AM

King Kong.

Didn't they kill him?

Zerlina · « **Reply #18 on:** September 04, 2009, 12:27:39 AM »

Quote from: Apex on September 03, 2009, 12:52:48 AM

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I'm going to ChinaTown, KoreaTown. Don't think we're going to come across any hookers.

What? You're kidding right?

Just what are you implying?

MissingName · « **Reply #19 on:** September 07, 2009, 12:53:08 AM »

OKAY. I'm back. Some disappointments and some moments of joy await for you.

Quote from: fruckert on September 02, 2009, 10:48:15 PM

I WANT A SNOW GLOBE :3

Quote from: Darkfox on September 03, 2009, 09:17:50 AM

King Kong.

I give you the King Kong snowglobe. FFFFFFFFFFFFFF, quality is bad with almost every shot. And it's not even a cameraphone...

Went to Little Italy. I left the gun.

So we went to the USS Intrepid and the USS Growler and

SELF CANNIBALIZING PIGEON!
...was I saying something?

Oh. I present you with SERENA WILLIAMS.

It was pretty warm at the US Open... but it was still great to watch.

And sorry... the hookers didn't turn out well. But if you want them...

Darkfox · « **Reply #20 on:** September 07, 2009, 01:45:52 AM »

Quote from: MissingName on September 07, 2009, 12:53:08 AM

I give you the King Kong snowglobe. FFFFFFFFFFFFFF, quality is bad with almost every shot. And it's not even a cameraphone...

OMG! You actually did it! XD!! Nice.

Archem · « **Reply #21 on:** September 07, 2009, 01:49:21 AM »

Quote from: MissingName on September 07, 2009, 12:53:08 AM

And sorry... the hookers didn't turn out well. But if you want them...

Yes.

MissingName · « **Reply #22 on:** September 07, 2009, 02:01:26 AM »

I found Ms. Little Italy in another picture...

False alarm: I don't think hookers need cameras.

Archem · « **Reply #23 on:** September 07, 2009, 02:39:31 AM »

No, but now you're a likely suspect if these ladies are abducted.

After all, you've gone around the city taking pictures of them.

fruckert · « **Reply #24 on:** September 07, 2009, 05:52:45 AM »

Quote from: MissingName on September 07, 2009, 12:53:08 AM

I give you the King Kong snowglobe. FFFFFFFFFFFFFF, quality is bad with almost every shot. And it's not even a cameraphone...

Score!

MissingName · « **Reply #25 on:** September 07, 2009, 11:53:01 AM »

Quote from: Archem2 on September 07, 2009, 02:39:31 AM

No, but now you're a likely suspect if these ladies are abducted.

After all, you've gone around the city taking pictures of them.

Actually, I didn't directly take pictures of them. They happened to be conveniently near the large attractions...

There's something I saw that I wouldn't dare take a picture of.
Okay, so we were walking along the pier. There's this little boy on the side, pants down, taking a piss in BROAD DAYLIGHT. His mother started yelling at him and chasing after him. Of course, he runs too, but then since his pants are around his ankles, he faceplants. We were gone before we could hear the wailing.

Archem · « **Reply #26 on:** September 08, 2009, 01:30:31 AM »

Quote from: MissingName on September 07, 2009, 11:53:01 AM

There's this little boy on the side, pants down

Is that so?

Hmm...

MissingName · « **Reply #27 on:** September 08, 2009, 02:09:07 AM »

How did I know someone was going to do something like that...

Here's more material for you guys to make stories with. Lots of interesting stories involving little kids.

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In Chinatown, there were three little kids fighting over a single ice cream cone. Red bean paste flavor.

"YOU DON'T LIKE RED BEAN!"
"YES, I DO!"
"NO! IT'S MINE!"
"NO!"
"I WANT IT!"

Of course, the cone got dropped. Right before the mother comes out holding two more ice creams.

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Walking down the street, we saw some kids on scooters. They turned into their apartment... and a little girl fell off. Moral: Don't ride scooters indoors.

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Chinatown again: Little girl munching on something. Spits it out. It's the remains of a chicken (duck?) wing.

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We were sailing on a sailboat. There was a girl there, I think she had some sort of disability.

"Smell that salt water!"
"Hey! The STATUE of LIBERTY!"
"This is FUN!"
"Smell that salt water!"
"Hey! The STATUE of LIBERTY!"
"This is FUN!"
"Smell that salt water!"
"Hey! The STATUE of LIBERTY!"
"This is FUN!"
"Smell that salt water!"
"Hey! The STATUE of LIBERTY!"
"This is FUN!"

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A little boy at some sort of harborfest:

"Daddy! Enter the spinach eating contest! I know you can do it! Enter! Enter! You like spinach! Enter the spinach eating contest! Oooh, a tugboat! Daddy, look at the tugboat! It's big and red! Hey look at that! A pigeon! It's eating a french fry! See it, daddy? A pigeon! Look, a spinach eating contest! Are you going to enter, daddy? You like spinach..."

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Little boy in a restaurant:

"I WANT FISH!!!!!!!!!!"

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