The most beautiful thing a man could ever look at.

[fruckert]

Bah, I've seen bigger.

[supasora]

Bah, I've seen bigger.

(This just is just asking for it.) That's what she said!

[Bluhman]

(This just is just asking for it.) That's what she said!

...To you.

[fruckert]

Seriously though, I think this one restaurant in my old town sold 8lb burgers.
As well as dozen egg omelets, and allowing you to buy everything on the menu for a little over a grand.

[Archem]

little over a grand.

Either you made a mistake here, or those are some ridiculously over-priced burgers.

[fruckert]

I mean literally everything on the menu.
Every single item.
That's a little over a weeks worth of food.

[Bluhman]

Seriously though, I think this one restaurant in my old town sold 8lb burgers.
As well as dozen egg omelets, and allowing you to buy everything on the menu for a little over a grand.

Pretty impressive. Still, ain't got nothing on the worlds most expensive burgers!
(Though, admittedly, it's not that big in comparison to the 8 lb whatever. The burgers alone never get above $200, but damn, the first one comes in a combo that costs $5,000.)
Burger kings 'The Burger' costs $186, and has the following:

The world’s most expensive hamburger is made, as usual, with Wagyu beef. It is also decked with white truffles, onion tempura prepared in Cristal champagne and some of Spain’s finest Pata Negra ham. All of this is presented in an Iranian saffron and truffle bun.

[Darkfox]

Good Lord...

[MissingName]

Wow.

And in other news, we now have ads for Wagyu beef.

[Drakiyth]

...To you.

LOL

[Angel Walter]

I think that burger earlier was more likely to eat me than the other way round.

[zuhane]

Where's the porn?

[X_marks_the_ed]

Where's the porn?

You obviously missed Almeidaboo's post.

(awaits Captain Hero references.)

[Archem]

Where's the porn?

This is burger porn. And there's nothing a man likes more than sandwiches and porn.

[Legacy of Elecrusher]

This is burger porn.

It looks like it's getting...

*puts on sunglasses*

smokey in here.

YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHH