Celebrity Crushes

[Red Giant]

I just... I just want to cuddle her.

[Valiere]

I have no idea who that is.

[Red Giant]

Felicia Day, Writer and star of "The Guild" Webseries and "Penny" from Dr. Horrible. Cute as a button. She always plays an awkward nerd girl and damnit that's how she is in real life don't try to tell me otherwise. I like girls with low self esteem because they don't know they can do better.

Calling her a "Celebrity" is kind of pushing it but I was originally just going to put "FELICIA DAAAY" in the subject line so be happy I attempted some semblance of discussable topic. C'mon Val, which man-star juices your cranapple?

[HobomasterXXX]

inb4 twilight jokes

[Valiere]

DEFINITELY NOT RPATTZ









Okay, okay, RPattz.


Seriously though, I'm too much of a realist to crush on celebrities.

[Red Giant]

I thought I was too. Until I watched The Guild. It's really only because of her presentation as an innocent, inexplicably female basement-dweller that fools the optimistic side of me into thinking I have a chance. If she frequented red carpet premiers and showed up on magazine covers I would probably ignore her out of instinct.

Besides, her series is semi-autobiographical. I just know deep down she's the spotless, virginal, fae creature I want her to be. There are some things that you can't fake.

[Darkfox]

Seriously though, I'm too much of a realist to crush on celebrities.

Same, never really had any celebrity crushes. Never was much into celebrities. My childhood heroes were the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Mr. T. Never cared much for celebrities, let alone female ones. And today I don't really care for many of em.

[HackersTotalMassLaser]

Yeah actually I've always liked amanda bynes. Since I was a little kid.

*hopes girlfriend never ever sees this*

Ah, the dreams of one's imaginative mind.

[Musha]

I've had my share of celebrity crushes.  I could start naming names, but then I might embarass myself...

[fruckert]

Yeah, I don't care for any celebrities and I don't think I ever had a crush on any of them.

Goku.

[Muraiko]

I'm not a realist at all. I've had so many crushes on celebrities... and high school teachers too. >_<

[Fortet]

FELICIA DAAAAAY!!!!
OMG, she's so hot... In that nerdy sort-of way...

Did you ever see the video of here getting Bad Horsed?

[Red Giant]

Did you ever see the video of here getting Bad Horsed?

Hell yeah. I'm gonna save up the requisite thousand pounds to fly out to PAX and snipe her myself. Only instead of Bad Horse I'll tell her like, some of my witty, witty jokes. And she'd be all like "oh wow you're so funny and different from all my other fans come to my hotel room later" and then she'd fall head over heels for me and we'll get married and we'll have 5 beautiful red headed kids and i've got to go get some tissues my keyboard is soaked with tears

[Uberpwn_w00t]

I almost feel bad for laughing at that post.

[HackersTotalMassLaser]

Same here.